What's Online Podcast

Taylor and Rabbit are here to watch kurt and dan turn a drowning episode into a long talk about AI Art, its future, its present, can we morally enjoy …

Tangled Headphones old bassist comes on to enlighten us of his switch from Liquor to Lysergic. Stick around for Matts surprise Liquid. 

2 icy topics, i dont think theyre actually edgy and i didnt fact check em but idk, filler topics i heard on tiktok that made me go "huh" and shared em with you, the listener.. then 45 min of other stuff. love you. sleep …

read the title of the episode doofus? youre such a silly goose expecting more information to be here, i rarely give you much and barely anything at that. have you really ever decided whether or not to listen to an …

The OGs alone and in their element. With a string of guests and/or Rabbit, we come together for an episode with just the original 4 WOP members. We talk music, kurt has a scenario, and Ryan handles the bird opinions. …

Rabbit comes back. Aaron does not. ALL THAT AND MORE IN THIS EPISODE OF THE WOP!

Long time friend, first time guest. Aaron joins us to remember why he hasnt yet.

brit and taylor come on and theres more dick jokes than ever. this episode is not for your children, most of them arent, but not this one... but your …

Rabbit and luke are on, then we kick em off because GOOOLLLLLIEEE! but dont worry, two other guests replace them for the second half. Best served with Hot Tea

its the christmas episode, its dumb, its wholesome, its wholedumb. Turn it on, grab your leftover candy canes, and take down your fucking tree

Dans Executive Sues Chef is here and we talk food, mood, and you'd..

..probably like it! 

dan cant bear to be present during the talk of kanyes downfall. he leaves to go listen to graduation and cry. matt cant stand all hes been through in the past week. ryan cant stand vegan thanksgiving but its because his …

Rabbit and Taylor are back! we talk for approximately 45 minutes and then do an improv session at the end. If the government tarnished alcohol during …

we definitely didnt record the first half and then all agree it was not the best and re start from the top. who would do that? not us

we pumped out …

shrooms, spooky-dos, and haikus

Taylor and Rabbit join in. Double the guests, double the fun! 

its been a while and gollie we've got things to say! probably

i dont have my gklasses ion adn this title might be misleading though still true in a sense

guess whos here? its kabir!

which would be the 147th

I was drunk when i named that, but i bet itll make sense after listening to the episode   <3

RIP Gilbert Gottfried

Both subjects listed in the title, among others, are discussed in this 59 minute and 59 second episode of the Whats Online Podcast.

We hope you enjoy

-Customer service

We fight for Womens rights via inclusivity in the first half

We fight for mens rights via inclusivity in the second half

recover it. 

for capitalism.

cows read clocks.

are you Putin me on?

Clowns? we clown em, tell you all about em..

for like.. a small portion of the second half. 

We also talk about other shit

I forgot to export this for a while. i remember bein like "hah, that was a good episode" after though, like a firework show, i couldnt tell you what …

Words we blurt, see, or burp, geez, more nerd courtesy for me, please

This was certainly only a 30 minute session, the second half definitely didnt …

We talk, we pop, we just cant stop!

we talk about ya momma

man, like, idk, we did a present exchange but thats not till the second half, pretty sure the first half isnt really holiday related at all but thats …

we talk

Are dragons real? Kurt speaks on Jewish history.

skip to my loo

gabbalee Goop

Woo hoo

Who is Travis Scott? What would Kurts Mcdonalds meal be? Why does Dans Memory Suck? Why is Ryan so slick with the steel? IS matt going to.. oh nvmd …

WE STEP UP OUR GAME! on the next episode hopefully

We talk about stuff in the first half. ha, its just so much fun! in the second half, matt explains how japan makes him want tattoos

We talk about why we havent met up for 3 weeks and its all Norms fault. RIP.

its season 7 baby, yeah baby, 6 lasted 2 years, and then 1-5 lasted 1 year collectively. 
right on schedule, baby.
we eat chips that are far too spicy …

lehhhhhh

Looks liek technical difficulties, been a long while since but bound to happen. instead of the second half, you get a sneak peak at a new Tangled …

Wooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

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thats plenty, you get the joke

my butthole is mmmmmmmmmmmSSSSSPPPIIIIICCCYYYYYYY!

Who versus who? What drug would you do? Motorized Scoots and McAfee too. All that and mores in store in this shmorgesborg. I know, but like, you …

The one where Ross reconsiders what the universe means, contemplating his existence and the worth of the futures of his many companions, meanwhile, Phoebe gets a unique shirt!

man, I was real sad around this time. Our fact checker did the Carlton with my heart and my dick and I got way behind. I think we lightly touch on that... oh.. i mean.. HAHA JOKES AND LAUGHTIME WITH SPECIAL GUEST NOBODY …

ahoy scallywags, in his here episode, we talk

With such a great hiatus, youd think we disbanded. But alas! The only similar true statement to that is "You think Hiatus Kayote is such a great band, we with"

Enjoy our return as we traverse the depths of hell, braving …

Summarizing the episode by way of alliteration?! If you aren't hooked by that alone, I'm not surprised or offended, you do you, homeslice, nonetheless, its a pretty good episode, no guests, just the gang rawdoggin …

Lauren and Matt. Sit-tin in-a tree.. T-A-L-K-I-N-G

So yeah, we talk games and movies Lauren doesn't care about, but that second half? I mean, that …

Hell yeah he is, in this episode, we feature Kabir. He talks, so do we, its a podcast. Enjoy. -Mngmnt

Matt wants to meet the Pope.....for reasons. Find those reason out today on the WOP!

Yep...read that title. That's what the episode is probably about. Yep.

Now drink up varmint! Say yer prayers varmint! Now ya varmint … dive! Drop that sword varmint! Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales. Oooo ya long eared, fur bearin’ flat-footed varmint! Back, back, back …

We don't want to talk about politics...yeah we talk about them because the world is real weird right now. But also we talk about New Years! So that's …

Merry Christmas! The WOP boys really out did themselves this year. Listen to this year's edition of the WOP Family Christmas. The boys exchange gifts and have some laughs. Sit back with some eggnog and enjoy the show.

Well it's that time of year again. Snow is falling...somewhere? Children are stealing canes from old people to turn them into candy. And a big old …

On this week of the WOP, we talk about our thoughts on movie theaters, how Drake Campana moving from Nickelodeon to Mexico, and how the Zodiac Killer …

You heard it hear first! We recorded a video version of this podcast and you can watch that on YouTube! Anyways, we talk about how Kurt's foot fell asleep and how he basically died from that. Matt talks about his lady …

We have a fact checker! Also Dan has a sister! Who knew that? Did you know that before reading this? Well he does and her name is Sarah. We asked her to analyze Kurt's laptop. Give it a listen to find out more!!!

GHOSTS! What do you know about them? Would you like to know more about them? Do you want us to hunt them for you? Honestly I am not sure what this …

Welp you heard it hear first and now the cats out of the bag...Dan is allergic to cats. Not only that but Dan also made a pretty tasty soup that we don't really explain. Matt talks about a new car he bought, as well as …

On this episode of the WOP, we hear all about Ryan's 31st birthday! Also we discuss how strange it is to not talk about how much people are being …

Well we can't believe we have made it this far, and we can't believe that you made it this far. This is one jam packed episode full of special …

Get it because that's like when we may or may not have recorded this episode. Anyways here is the episode.

The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, known as the Room of Spirit and Time in the original Japanese version, is a place located in The Lookout. One year …

Gotta get educate to get progress to smart it up in the schools, ya heard? 

The WOP discuss Ben Shapiro's favorite song WAP! Also did you know he has a deli? Yeah we didn't either and we did zero research but hey it's in the name so it's gotta be true.

Will our children care? Will they or do they just go out and not care a whole bunch? Find out on this week's episode of WOP!

Honestly I dont remember what this episode is about. I mean it has to do something with Kurt's Dream Production, but who really knows what that means. If you want to find out I guess you'll just have to listen to the …

Have you ever seen Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story? This episode is basically that except we also yell at Matt. Enjoy! 

This time on the WOP, the guys talk about what live action movie/show universe they would like to hang out in, wrastlin, and much more probably!

We had our old pal Kabir come back for a full hour but only really recorded 30 minutes of it. So if there is a cliffhanger well you will have to wait …

Matt got a big old booboo on his head. Wanna hear the story? Well you will have to listen to find out!

The WOP boys did something very....different this episode. We decided it would be a very good idea to talk about and dissect comedy and boy we sure …

The boys are back in town and you know what that means...its a podcast.

This episode of the WOP was our first long distance episode. Stuck at home really did a number on us, and now you get to hear about it! 

Honestly I have no idea what this episode is about but i bet if you listen you will find out what the WOP crew talks about! 

We finally made it to the end of the Best of WOP.  Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the final installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the sixth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fifth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

We brought on our good pal Heather Bowser and boy does she mean business! 

Boy oh boy, our pal Jono sure did have a interesting story for us all to hear. Will you be surprised by what happens? You'll have to let us know what you think. 

Yep. You already know what to expect. Something very air tight.

What happened to the Funko Pops and why are they missing? A mystery is afoot.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fourth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Here at the WOP we are all about family. That's why we brought on Kyle Carlson, brother of Kurtis Carlson. Anyways he is here to talk stuff with us all. Oh here is the link to his video game he did for yall: …

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the third installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

oh look...its Matt & Kabir.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the second installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

WOP had good ole' Luke hop on the show and we got into the discussion about our predictions for the new decade.

Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the first installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.

Do you or someone you know shower? A nice wash always feels great, but when you live with Kurt you will notice something different about his showering habits. Find out what he does different on this episode of the WOP.

On this episode of the WOP, Matt brings a very interesting guest to come talk to the guys. This guy is so interesting you can't even imagine what he has to say to us. If you want to find out then you better listen to …

Well we did it you guys. We finally sat down to figure out the perfect way to reform prisons. Won't you come sit with us as we give you all the new details we have?

This week we brought back our pal Luke and we even had a special musical guest Triple G come in and show us what he has been working on with Dan. Lots of giggles in this episode.

It's Thanksgiving and the boys got in the spirit a bit. This one is for the family, or whatever you consider family. Anyways just go enjoy all the food and daytime whiskey while you listen to the boys have a lovely time.

What's this? A classic episode of WOP where we talk about music for way too long, no guests to rely on, and some improv. Buckle up because this is a wild ride!!

The WOP Interview the 10 Minute Man himself, Kabir! Check out what silly stories this guy has for your ears.

Dan's good buddy Jessie came over to chat with the WOP crew. What did they talk about? Cartoons of course! Everybody loves a good cartoon.

You heard it hear first. The Captain wanted us to sip on some Gin & Tonics so thats exactly what we did. 

Good ol' Adam Bartle came on down the dusty trail to drop some knowledge into a microphone and we learn all about what he had to say. 

You heard it right folks! We didn't have any special guests for this episode so you just have to put up with the rest of the gang. Can you handle the …

Our very own Luke the Third gives his election speech for the Venezuelan Election. Also other things happen so just listen and find out yourself! 

This episode did the WOP crew get kidnapped by a giant Nintendo evil Turtle? Find out if that question is even answered or if any other questions are answered this week! 

Matt wasn't able to cast any pods this episode so the WOP had to go on without him. Find out how that went on this episode!

Well I hope you are ready for some gross stories because we got them for you! 

You heard it hear! Our very first guest, Phoockin Kiddingme, has returned to the WOP to give us an update on how his life and business as a sausage salesman have been since we last talked to him. This episode is packed …

That's right! We brought back Luke for a 3rd time and boy did he not disappoint this time around. Lots of improv and work voice. So sit back and enjoy the ride.

You didn't ask for it but we are giving it to you. Here is Dan's Episode 70 Fan Service Extravaganza.

You heard it right! Luke the Second came back a second time to do more nonsense with these WOP fellas. Find out what they have to say this time on episode 69....uhuhuhuhuhuhuh he said 69.

Hey hey hey! Season 5 is open for business. We even brought on a fun guest for everyone to listen to. We've talked about him before but this is the first time that Luke has been on the podcast! 

Who would have thought that we would have gotten this far with a project that kind of started as a joke? Oh well, we will continue on I reckon. Check …

Like the title says, we got new microphones and Dan is a very happy boi.

On this episode of the WOP, we bring in our good friend and Dungeon Master Andrew Rabbit on the podcast. We talk about all things nerdy but mostly …

Learn all about our good boi Matt Harding today. That is all.

Guys we are trying out some new methods of recording. Dan really took to the whole "stand up comedian" style of recording so Kurt has a potato chip …

On this episode of the WOP, Kurt spits bars. That's it. It's just Kurt rapping for a full hour. 

On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings in his buddy Jessie to come talk about Battle Rap and other fun stories. 

Flat Earth...Is it real or all a lie? Does Mulan have Big Dick Energy? Well you will have to find out on this episode of the What's Online Podcast!

Honestly this episode was recorded so long ago we don't even know what its about anymore. So enjoy it while you can! 

On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings up a topic that Matt doesn't care about. Kurt corrects himself about something he said in a previous episode. What else do we talk about...idk just go listen to the episode, ya …

On this episode of the WOP, both Ian and Dan have stories about walking out on something important for something else that could be equally as …

On this episode of the WOP, Matt get promoted to our Foreign Affairs Officer and Dan is a Pocket Protector. We hear about a little project that Cult …

Alright fam, it's time to get woke! All you sheeple out there don't really know what's going on in this world and it shows. So buckle in and prepare your mind to be WOKE.

We talked to our good buddy and Cult Gang artist WILLY4M about his new album, Delta. Make sure you check it out today where you stream music! Links …

On this episode of the WOP, Ian and Matt are both missing! How will the rest of the guys survive without them? Will they talk about what they've been up to? Will they call up a guy named Richard and talk about the Last …

On this episode of the WOP, we bring our friend Mack back to talk about how marriage changed his life. Also we discuss the hamster utopia, Hampture. Don't know what that is? Well listen and find out!

This week on the WOP, we talked to a Lizard Wizard that has no relation to King Gizzard. Also we make way too many dick jokes, oh well. We get into …

Let's take a trip back in time to learn all about the history of the What's Online Podcast crew and how they all came together. Take notes because this will be on your History test.

This week on the WOP, Kurtis finds a cassette tape hiding in his stocking. The guys talk about Ian's health and a rap beef including a diss track …

In this episode of the WOP, Kurtis and Ian discuss the new Louis C.K. bootleg set scandal. Matt has a confession that he wants everyone to hear. The guys also call up the captain to wish him a Happy Birthday, which …

He-he-here we go! So we're finally here, performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. Put your hands together, if you want to clap as we take you through this funny crap! Huh! 

Yes it's that time of year again where its December, dates. That could mean only one thing, Christmas. Come celebrate this joyous holiday with the …

We called up our good pal and Cult Gang artist, Hoodie. We talk to him about his upcoming album, the rap game, Chocolate Chip Charlie and other …

This is the final installment of the Best of WOP. If you've made it this far you deserve a cookie. We do not provide said cookies but that means you can get your favorite cookie! Anyways here is the last episode of the …

Have you had enough of Best of WOP yet? Yeah us neither so here are a whole bunch more clips for ya ears!! We are almost done with this, we swear!!

Guess who's back, back again. Best of WOP's back, tell a friend. Seriously tell your friends because we want more people to hear the word of WOP.

Did you read the title? Its the Best of WOP Vol. 1! Lets go back in time to Season 1 and recap our favorite clips. We even hear from our good friend, …

So the What's Online Podcast began an adventure of a lifetime, the kind of adventure that would make for a great podcast series, honestly. Maybe a …

On this episode of the WOP, the guys get a call from a pirate number and it so happens to be The Dread Pirate himself! We talk to The Dread Pirate about his upcoming album and release show. Ryan & Matt hit The Dread …

In this episode of the WOP, Kurt starts feeling queasy and vomits up a very strange cassette tape which happens to be the return of Incredibly Drunk …

In this episode of the WOP, Ryan makes his return and talks about his whereabouts for the past couple weeks. Ian returns for another fun discussion and questions our sexuality. Kurt doesn't exactly knows where Albania …

On this episode of the WOP, Ryan has declared missing from the podcast so the guys brought in Ian Darr-Johnson. Basically every banned topic has been brought up in this episode including: pee talk, porn talk, maybe …

Ever just want to sit back, relax and enjoy time with your friends? Well we wanted to have an enjoyable relaxing podcast, rather than following our …

On this episode on the WOP, David Frank returns from the swamps of Nashville! He came up for GenCon, the biggest gaming convention in town, and was given a mysterious tape from a homeless person. Matt wants to know more …

On this episode of the WOP, the guys find a mysterious cassette tape and old cassette player around the stairs of Dan's apartment. The tape consist …

On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we start the conversation off by discussing the difference corn and maize. Do you know the difference? If you do email us at imwhatsonline@gmail.com. After taking a couple weeks …

As one season ends, another season begins. On this season of the WOP, Matt makes his magical return to the booth after being gone for far too long. …

It’s that time of year again! The sweet smell of BBQ, the loud explosions of fireworks, and Old Navy flag shirts. That’s right it’s 4th of July again …

On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we bring on Mac again for another glorious episode! We talk about how cool old horror cartoons were and how …

You all remember Jimi, right? The man with the voice of a soul angel. Well we brought him back for round 2 and he has a lot to say about food. We …

Do you hear that sweet sweet molasses? Your ears are probably dripping wax from those tasty sound wavves. Now I know what you are thinking, what is …

Once again the WOP boys find themselves listening to Dan give another stand up update, a stand-update you may say. After realizing that the mall is …

It’s Cinco De Mayo and you know what that means! On this episode we discuss our favorite Mexican imports, spoiler: it’s mostly food. David makes his glorious telephone return to WOP and gives us a little update on how …

Let’s keep this short and sweet. Dan, Matt and Ryan each try hosting the podcast after Kurt was kidnapped and taken away to…Michigan! imwhatsonline@gmail.com

On this episode of WOP, we reboot the show by giving compliments and hugging it out. Are you afraid of the dark? Or clowns? How about spiders? We …

On this episode of WOP, Matt & Ryan go to Comic Con! They tell their tails of seeing Furries, lots of them. Potato Salad. Dan gives us an update on his stand up and takes a stab at hosting the second half. He brings …

On this episode of WOP, we discuss nipples which turns into story-time about Luke. You remember Luke from the earlier episodes, right? We have some good stories about him we really want you to hear. If you don't know …

Don't go full crunchy peanut butter, always be smooth. Do you know what Wooks are? If not then you are going to find out what these things are! We …

Dan went to jail and did stand up within 2 weeks! He was very excited about the stand up portion. Give him a golf clap for that story. Back and forth …

Just as a head's up, if a cop asks if your fatty is full of the devil's lettuce just let him know that you had no side salad. Prepare yourself for …

It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? Oh, no! Not… I– I– I can’t say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the …

First we talk horror movies, why we like em, and briefly explaining some. Then we try our hand at some full on improv.
We’re online, and so is the …

Oh god, I edited this like a week ago and I don’t quite remember the a bulk of what happens, but something I’ll never forget is the conspiracy theory …

We inform, we speculate, and we form conscious opinions. New year, new.. us?
We have legitimate conversations about “The Champs” podcast, and the …

Hey look, finally an easy reference date. I’ts the last Saturday of 2017. We talk new years resolutions, brothers, and apparently a quick delve into …

It’s Season 2, we made it, and we celebrate by talking what really counts as a “furry” and our hypothetical “fursonas”. If you tolerate that half, we …

It’s the Season 1 Finale and Kurt couldn’t be more upset and the gang couldn’t take him less seriously. Find out all the detes, but no dates, in this …

It’s the Halloween Episode, and we’re doin it all halloween-y, Boo! Its the whats in the graveyard podcast!

You’ll never guess who’s here in this eppy dep, david, its david, i mean, i titled it “the david trilogy”
think he’ll be back next week? no, i called it “trilogy” and “part 3” after this hes gonezo, outski, audi 5000, …

F**k man, idk, we probably shoot the shit for like an hr, oh yeah, Davids there in person this time. Kurt can draw it too.

Dan's looking for a job, Kurt talks Fat-Kid music, and Matt learns about Szechuan sauce. Later, We phone a friend, Ryans got a new installment of WTP, and we finish out "Mystery Science Theater" style. Whooo Boy, it's …

Matt's ready, Dan's not, and Ryan's Cheeky Nandos. Later, we talk Adult Swim, Naruto runs, and DJ Khaled gets Kurt's seal of approval. All that, in …

No conversation holds for more than 5 minutes in this funfilled extravaganza! Its the WhatsOnlinePodcast

Mcgregor and Mayweather ring the bell as we start up, we make our predictions and talk comic con, read involuntary celibacy qoutes, and beards come …

Matts coworker probably won't be called that soon, a detective is the prime suspect in this crazy case, and a new installment of WTP! where we hear about a Toetally awesome pub. All that, all of it, its all in here.

It’s Dan’s birthday and the fellas got him dead air! We plan our lifeless bodies fates, and a new edition of WTP! all that and like 20 minutes off other stuff in this episode of the Whatsonlinepodcast

Kurt brings his friend, Ryan introduces a new segment, and Matts wasted. All that, previously mentioned, and more in this episode of the WhatsOnlinePodcast

Tonight we drink more than planned, get a message from a sponsor and Kurt gets a massage from Matt. Along with mancaves and game hunters, find out why else Ryan is just happy to be there in this installment of the …

A Wasp and a kilt, Dans wrong, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and ghosts?! Mostly just that in this edition of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.

Fidget spinners, rompers, an endurance trainer, Dans booty-hole, and Marios secret life? All in this installment of The WOP!

Starting small here in episode 1. Meet 2 of the 4 of us, then 2 not us, then 1 more us. Its a good-n.