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Whatever with Jason Soto

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Each week Jason Soto and Lisa Sally Haynes get together and talk about very stupid things.

138 Episodes | 2019 - 2023

#132: Right Wing Republicans Need Their Dildos

November 13th, 2023


This show isn't just for comedy sakes. Sometimes we do scientific research and provide a service for people who google "big tits". 

#131: Spooky Campfire Tales with The Vern

October 31st, 2023


Jason invites The Vern over to his campfire on Halloween and while waiting for Lisa and Bear to show up, tells some spooky tales, until Vern discovers the horrible truth! 

#130: East Side Bullshit

October 9th, 2023


The East side of Indianapolis is crazy, you guys. A monkey was running around for a full day. It's THAT crazy! 

#129: Guys Who Look Like They're From Chicago

September 25th, 2023


You know, those guys who look like they're from Chicago. Also some writer's strike talk. Then Lisa Sally Haynes and Bear play a game! 

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Top Ten Favorite Cover Songs

September 11th, 2023


It's another music list episode!! Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Bear count down their top ten favorite cover songs!

#128: Walmart Fourway

August 21st, 2023


Sometimes you go to Gen Con, the biggest board game convention in the world and sometimes you get into a scuffle at Walmart. Which may or may not turn into a fourway. 

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#127: My Podcast Knows What You Did (In The Cornfield)

July 24th, 2023


Lisa Sally Haynes left town to gamble again, so Jason and Bear are here to talk about their amazing concert experience. Also Bear goes WAY too into details about a YouTubers rise and fall in fame.

Check out The Mixtape!

#126: A Magic Player Gets A Girlfriend?!?

July 17th, 2023


Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Bear receive a bizarre listener letter and The Pandemic stops by to say farewell. 

#125: It's Not Illegal To Be An Asshole

May 15th, 2023


Jason and Lisa Sally Haynes are BACK and it's time to put Bear to the test to see if they have what it takes to be an official co-host! 

*Title courtesy of Lisa's friend Bec V. 

#124: Ray Combs' Suicide

May 8th, 2023


Did you know Family Feud host Ray Comb's killed himself? Anyway, Lisa Sally Haynes returns and Bubbawheat from Lyrical Innuendo joins us!

#123: Alone with Strangers

May 1st, 2023


Lisa Sally Haynes and Bear had BETTER things to do, so Jason is home alone. TIME TO TALK TO STRANGERS!!! 

#122: Super Nerdy Chat w/ Bear & Lackey

April 17th, 2023


Jason is sort of in this episode if you pay attention. Bear and special guest Lackey sort of take the spot light and talk about...something. I have no idea what. Also, Jason had a run-in with the cops. Bad boys bad …

#121: What Happened To Rob

April 10th, 2023


Sometimes you talk about a secret sex club happening in an office and sometimes you talk about what your co-host did that made you fire him and kick him off a podcast network. And sometimes, you do both!

#120: The RunPee Episode Featuring Cocaine Bear

March 13th, 2023


Jason and Lisa Sally Haynes have been talking this up for a long, long time but it's finally happened! DAN FROM THE RUNPEE APP, YES THAT RUNPEE APP, IS ON THE SHOW!!!! A lot is discussed including taking science in …

#119: Twerkin' For The Environment

February 27th, 2023


What can YOU do to help save the planet? It might be time we start looking to celebrities for the answer. Also Rob and Jason are joined by The Vern as we explain why Lisa Sally Haynes is absent from this episode. It …

#118: Get Bitches; Know Bitches

February 13th, 2023


This week Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob welcome back their friend Bear to the show so they can test Jason and Rob on how well they know women....on the inside! (That sounded more scandalous than I meant it, I …

#117: Nerdy-Ass Assholes

February 6th, 2023


Jason decides to let Lisa Sally Haynes and Rob talk since APPRENTLY he did all the talking last week. So they talk about books. Then play a game about nerdy corrections.

#116: The Bad Advice Podcast Company

January 30th, 2023


Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob are here to do improv, talk true crime, and help out a friend with a problem. Typical Whatever episode.

#115: The High School Incident

January 16th, 2023


Welcome to the first episode of Whatever with Jason Soto for 2023!! And 2023 has been busy for Jason so far. He tells Lisa Sally Haynes and Rob about how he lost his job, what his dad is up to currently, and then …

#114: Best of 2022

December 26th, 2022


Much like last year, Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob present another years worth of the best segments from the show! Including guests Ashley & The Vern from Cinema Recall and Bear! And we send a fond farewell to …

#113: The Broad, The Loser, and The Incel

December 12th, 2022


A lot of stuff happened in the news and You Know Who is taking credit for it. And Jason, Rob, and Lisa Sally Haynes kind of put up with it.

#112: Thanksgiving Ninjas

December 5th, 2022


On this post-Thanksgiving and Black Friday episode, Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob Branch discuss their Thanksgivings, go over Thanksgiving drama, and do some Black Friday shopping.

#111: F**K Marry Kill: Rabbit Hole Edition

November 14th, 2022


Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob decide to play Fuck Marry or Kill and it gets personal!

#110: In The PeePee Closet

November 7th, 2022


Whatever with Jason Soto returns! Minus two co-hosts! But plus a Bear! The host of With Strange Aeons returns to Whatever for the billionth time as Jason goes over what he's been up to the past couple of months, why the …

REUPLOAD-#81: Bloody Whatever

October 31st, 2022


(NOTE: This is a reupload of last years Halloween special! There was suppose to be a new one but time got away from all of us and we didn't get to record it. So to make up for it, here's last years! Sorry and we'll be …

#109: Just Hanging Out and Listening To Tunes

October 24th, 2022


Sometimes you just need to sit back, chill out, and listen to some music. And that's what happens in this episode of Whatever. Jason, Lisa Sally Haynes, and Rob welcome Lackey back to the show as they each bring a …

#108: Top Five Favorite Horror Movies To Watch On Halloween

October 17th, 2022


Remember when Urkel was on Full House? I hope you do cause we bring that energy to this episode of Whatever! From the Top 5 A Thru Z Podcast, Jason, …

#107: It Wasn't Mirrors, You Liars!

October 10th, 2022


IT'S #SPOOKYSEASON2022, BABY!!! To kick things off, all month long at Whatever, we're gonna do something a little different. Each episode we're gonna talk about a different spooky thing with different guests! This time …

#106: Oklahoma Is The New Florida

September 19th, 2022


Lisa Sally Haynes had to go do something more important so she wasn't available for this episode, so Jason and Rob are joined by special guest and …

#105: Songs To Fuck To Featuring The Vern!

September 12th, 2022


Jason, Rob and Lisa Sally Haynes welcome their friend The Vern from Cinema Recall and Tales From The RR as they decide what's the best song to fuck to!

#103: If You Have Time To Bleed, You Have Time To Clean

August 22nd, 2022


Jason, Rob, and Lisa talk about Jason's failed stand up career, crazy video games, answer listener mail from The Vern and..."SOMEBODY" shows up unannounced.

#102: Torturing Sibs w/ Special Guest Marc Pasonelli!

August 1st, 2022


Lisa's brother Marc joins Jason and Rob to talk about Gen Con stuff (NERRRRRRD!!), what it was like being Lisa's little brother, and if anybody can identify movies based on terrible descriptions!

#101: I Wanna Leave A Corpse

July 25th, 2022


On this episode, Jason, Rob, and Lisa Sally Haynes try to bring back a long forgotten word and take a look at epic local commercials. 

#100: If It Can Go Wrong, It Will

June 27th, 2022


It's the much talked about 100th episode of this damn show and it was streamed live on! And as a result SO MANY THINGS WENT WRONG! The main …

#99: Cokernuts

June 20th, 2022


Jason, Earthborn, and Sally Haynes have way too much fun talking about getting STD's in cars and anagrams.

#98: #JITA

June 6th, 2022


Jason won't let Rob date his sister, is he the asshole?

#97: Way To Go, Mr. Soto!

May 23rd, 2022


This episode tests the "whatever" formula we have going on with this show, as Jason, Lisa, or Rob had any planned segments or topics before we hit …


May 16th, 2022


First off, sorry for the audio. I contemplated redoing the episode but I think it ends up not being that bad the more into the episode you get. It'll be fixed by next week.

Jason, Rob, AND Lisa are back to talk about …

#95: Watermelon Cantaloupe

May 2nd, 2022


LISA IS BACK!! And she's here to tell us about the play she was in and everything she was up to while she was gone. Also Jason tells about his time on stage, Rob talks about all the restraining orders he has, and …

#94: Putting A Baseball In Pauly Shore's Mouth

April 25th, 2022


Jason returns after two weeks off but he is down a co-host as Lisa is busy putting on a play! But Rob is still here. So they talk about the stand up comics they've seen live and Jason help Rob find a date!

#93: Everybody Hates Jason

April 4th, 2022


Jason, Rob, and Lisa welcome Ashley from Cinema Recall Podcast and for some reason, everyone just turns against Jason. But that doesn't stop him from hosting another exciting game of The Price is Right Internet Edition!!

Whatever with Jason Soto: The Best of 2021

March 28th, 2022


We were unable to record a new episode this week but I wanted to give you all something. So here, on it's own little episode, is the best of clips from 2021. We hope you enjoy and we'll see you next week! 

#92: Make Neptune Great Again

March 21st, 2022


The Former President bullies his way onto the show and gives his opinions about various things while Rob and Lisa are forced to deal with it.


#91: Cancel Books on the First Date

March 14th, 2022


Jason, Lisa, and Rob are back! Just in time for a uncomfortable conversation about cancelled celebrities and books on the first date!! Hooray!

Top Ten Favorite Albums: Part 1

February 28th, 2022


We take a break from your normal schedule to present Jason, Rob, and Lisa's Top Ten Favorite Albums Ever!! You get to listen, for free, the first …

#90: The Return of Florida Man

February 14th, 2022


After a long hiatus, FLORIDA MAN makes a triumphant return!!! Also Jason introduces Rob and Lisa to the shows new Mascot, Dutch.

#89: For The Ladies

February 7th, 2022


Jason, Rob, and Lisa figure out how to get more women to listen to the show and they think they have some ideas.

Then Jason hosts a game of The Price Is Right: Ebay Edition.

#88: #gamerburn

January 31st, 2022


Jason, Rob, and Lisa talk about house rules while playing boards game and we've come to the conclusion that people are fucking evil, man.

#87: This Show Is Now Called I Guess With Rob And Lisa

January 24th, 2022


After last week, Jason decided it was time to calm down a bit so he, Rob, and Lisa discuss the latest internet fad called Wordle, introducing it to Rob who never played it. Then the three talk about name changes to …

#86: Rob and Jason Are Snorlaxes

January 17th, 2022


Pokemon Go and Snorlax was in the news this week, which are two of Jason's favorite things so obviously he, Rob, and Lisa had to discuss WHY those things were in the news. Then things take...a turn.

Also, we pay tribute …

#85: The Best of 2021

January 10th, 2022


Jason, Lisa, and Rob are back!! God damn, we missed you guys!! And to prove that we missed you guys, we talk about some pretty dark disturbing things!! YAY!!!!

After that, we listen back fondly on everything we did on …

Whatever with Jason Soto Trailer 2022

January 3rd, 2022


An updated version of the Whatever trailer

#84: Gross '90s Dating Shows

December 13th, 2021


OK kids, it's time for a TV history lesson! Sit down and pay attention! Jason, Rob, and Lisa take a look at a very strange and obscure dating show from 1997 while talking about OTHER dating shows of that era.

Also, …

#83: McCartneygeddon

December 6th, 2021


Every year, around this time, people on the internet like to play a game called Whamageddon where they try not to listen to a certain Christmas song by Wham! Jason, Rob, and Lisa are here to offer an alternative and/or …

#82: The Problem With The 2016 Ghostbusters

November 29th, 2021


Jason is back and this time...he has TWO new co-hosts!! He welcomes Lisa Leaheey and Rob Branch to the Whatever family (which is basically the Rabbit …

#81: Bloody Whatever

October 31st, 2021


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! #spookyseason comes to a close and Jason brings in the only person he could think of to close the season off, Joanna from Bloody …


October 25th, 2021


Honestly, the title explains it all. Goodnight.



Oh alright. Jason welcomes his long time friend Heather Baxendale-Walsh from The MILFcast to discuss writing horror, why Ghostface is marriage material, and the …

#79: Busta Rhymes vs Michael Meyers

October 18th, 2021


Halloween Resurrection was indeed a dark spot on the Halloween franchise and it only gets talked about for about a minute on this episode featuring …

#78: Banging Zombie Chicks

October 11th, 2021


To continue the #spookyseason, Jason welcomes his Top 5 A Thru Z co-host Pete to the show to discuss why he likes horror movies, life traumas, and, well, you read the title of the episode. If that didn't scare you away, …

#77: Scared of Everything & Wrong About Jason

October 4th, 2021


WELCOME BACK TO #spookyseason HERE AT RABBIT HOLE PODCASTS!!! All month long at Whatever, Jason is going to welcome horror movie fans and have several conversations regarding the topic. First up is Jason's co-host over …

#76: Tilda Swinton As The Vern

September 13th, 2021


If there's one guest Jason can rely on to bring the heat, it's The Vern. Yes, The Vern is back for his fourth (maybe? who's counting) time as we talk about a movie based on The Vern's fantasies, if the Nirvana album …

#75: The Geekiest Podcast Ever Part 2: The Geekening

September 6th, 2021


Jason welcomes his CineGamer co-host Rob Branch to the show and almost immediately this is the most geekiest episode ever, after that other geeky episode from 2019. They talk about board games, conventions, board game …

#74: The Ballad of Boogerman

August 30th, 2021


This week Jason welcomes the curator of the website Chris R. to the show as they bemoan Doordash woes, decide who should play them …

#73: Hola Dependiente de la Tienda de Videos

August 23rd, 2021


AND WE'RE BACK!!! Miss me? I missed you! And with this return you get an experimental episode! I'm gonna try out SEGMENTS! I hope you like them, I worked hard on 'em. And to help me experiment with these segments is my …

#72: More Like Jason SOLO, Amirite?!?

July 26th, 2021


It might be a mistake to unleash this episode onto the world but fuck it here we go. In this episode, there is no guest. It's just Jason by himself. He reads some fan fiction, ADULT fan fiction, a pretentious …

#71: How I Met Mike Pence

July 19th, 2021


On this episode, I welcome newcomer Erin Brosnihan to talk about all the celebrities we've met, which include Seth Green, Steve Carrell, Tommy Wiseau, the singer of Gym Class Heroes, and more before I tell the tale of …

#70: Marathon Time Loops

July 12th, 2021


Jason is happy to welcome Bubbawheat, the host of the brand new podcast It's Time To Rewind as they talk about time loop movies, what constitutes a time loop movie, and Jason recounts his noble effort to watch every …

#69: Kicking Jason Out of Bed With Nikky

July 5th, 2021


WARNING: This episode contains a LOT of sex talk and Jason reveals WAY TOO MUCH about himself, sexually, in this episode. If stuff like that bothers you, or you're related to me in some way, maybe skip this episode. If …

Jason Soto Can't Win-The First 8 Minutes

July 1st, 2021


Here is the first 8 minutes of the new audio sitcom starring Jason Soto and Lisa Leaheey. If you want to hear the rest, subscribe to our Patreon at

#68: Will It Podcast?

June 28th, 2021


Jason is back to explain Mary's absence and welcomes guest Nick Jobe to the show! Jason and Nick talk about various movies, the MCU, Bo Burnham's Netflix special, and finally why Jason might be getting a little bored …

#67: Man, I Hate Babies

June 7th, 2021


On this special episode, which was recorded on Jason's birthday, he and Mary welcome Kai Parker and Heather Baxendale-Walsh from The MILFcast to the …

#66: Shakespeare Cinematic Universe

May 31st, 2021


(NOTE: I've been having issues with my mic the last couple of weeks so I messed with a setting and I came out kinda TOO loud. It's still audible but it might be a bit annoying. I promise I'll have it fixed by next …

#65: All About World War 2 Apparently

May 24th, 2021


World War 2 comes up a lot in this episode. I'm not sure why. It wasn't planned. But it did. And it wasn't even a full length discussion ABOUT World …

#64: All Caveman Paintings Are Penises

May 17th, 2021


Alright, Jason lied to you all. Mary is still gone. He apologizes while talking about himself in the third person. But in Mary's place is Bill Szany, …

#63: Making A Bomb Threat To Burger King

May 10th, 2021


Jason and special guest The Vern get together to talk about Jason's second COVID vaccine shot and how he's feeling, Bill Gate's divorce and his …

#62: Doug Walker Tears Down The Wall

May 3rd, 2021


This is going to be a different episode than most others. We talk about one thing the entire time. Jason and Mary talk about the rise and fall and sort of rise and a HUGE fall of Doug Walker, better known as The …

#61: The G In Hanger

April 19th, 2021


Is it really "haner"? That can't be right, can it? Why does nobody say the G in "hanger"? That's so weird, yo.

#60: Mary's Dad Is Joe Pesci

April 12th, 2021


Yes, Mary has returned to the world of Whatever with Jason Soto and she immediately tells us that her father is Joe Pesci. I do not know why she …

#59: Celebrity Vagina Candles with Special Guest Maura Quint!

April 5th, 2021


I still have no idea how I managed to do this, but we have a special guest on this episode filling in for Mary this week. Joining me is a comedian who's a contributor for The Onion, hosts a podcast with a MST3K cast …

#58: England Vs Amercia!

March 29th, 2021


Unfortunately, Mary isn't able to make it in this week so Jason asked new friend Lucy Buglass from the Tea-V-Time Podcast to be this weeks special guest co-host and they pretty much spend most of the time time comparing …

#57: The Soto Has Expired

March 22nd, 2021


Please, please, PLEASE rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It would mean the WORLD to us!! Also this episode literally, and I'm using that word …

#56: The Ranty Episode

March 15th, 2021


If you love it when Jason and Mary go on rants, boy howdy are you going to love this episode! Everything from Duo Lingo being too cutesy to Pepe LePew being Cancelled to broadway musicals gets the rant treatment. Enjoy?

#55: Bisexual Woke Powerpuff Girls

March 8th, 2021


Jason and Mary are aware that Hollywood is bankrupt of original ides but who the hell asked for THIS?!? Also we talk about what made Cruella DeVille …

#54: This Is Witch Country!

February 22nd, 2021


Jason and Mary welcome Lisa Leaheey to the show to talk about Netflix true crime documentaries, Netflix shows, documentaries, and true crime. They also touch on The Blair Witch Project and other found footage horror …

#53: Murderous Dibs!

February 15th, 2021


We don't know what they do when it snows where you from, but in Chicago, we have DIBS! If you don't know what that is, then you'll have to listen to Jason explain it. Then Mary talk about a crazy confrontation some …

#52: Existential Crisis of Geekdom

February 8th, 2021


I normally don't write episode descriptions this way but we cover three very random and different things that I think a bullet point is needed.

*Mary …

#51: Jason's Heart In A Blender

February 1st, 2021


Mary is out on a secret mission this week so Jason asked good friend of the show Heather Baxendale-Walsh to come on and they talk about Jason's weird Twitter feud with the 90's band Eve 6 and their fan base.

Then they …

#50: It's A Clip Show, Y'ALL!

January 25th, 2021


It is, indeed, the 50th episode of the show and of course we had to do something special. Something momentous. Something...unique.

So we did a clip show!

Jason and Mary counts down their 10 favorite moments from the …

#49: This Is A Weird One

January 18th, 2021


Sometimes you have the best intentions when you plan out your podcast episodes. You think it'll just be a normal chill episode where you crack some jokes or look up disturbing pictures on the internet. But then you end …

#48: The Ballad of Bean Dad (Ft. The World's Largest Penis)

January 11th, 2021


Sometimes it's hard to believe that this show even exists. There shouldn't exist a show where two people talk about the story of Bean Dad and then a …

#47: Legalize Prostitution!

January 4th, 2021


If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jason and Mary ever became President (or dictator), this is your chance. They both discuss what they …

#46: Stabby Time

December 28th, 2020


WE ARE BACK!! We couldn't wait another week so we said hell with it and came back a week early. And boy, did Jason and Mary miss talking because they …

#45: The Whatever With Jason Soto Christmas Spectacular!

December 21st, 2020


2020 sure was a thing, huh? But that's not gonna stop Jason and Mary from having a Christmas Special, nosiree! And this episode is indeed special. …

#44: The History of Whatever (WITH MURDER!)

November 23rd, 2020


This week, we're gonna do something different and celebrate not only 40+ episodes of the show, but our one year anniversary! Listen to Jason and Mary talk about their childhoods, Jason's podcasting history, and what …

#43: Gwyneth Paltrow's Orgasm

November 16th, 2020


I admit, we talk about a lot of gross things on the show but I think this episode might have hit it's peak as we ask the age old question: What Does …


November 2nd, 2020


Mary returns to the show and tells us her complete thoughts on "Sleepaway Camp" before we pick next month's Movie of the Month. Then we read some fan fiction that was sent our way and talk about the weather? Man, are we …

#41: Scantily Clad Hairy Guys

October 26th, 2020


While Mary had to take a sick day, Jason was joined by brand new friend Lisa Leaheey from The Critical Critics for the exciting conclusion to #spookyseason! Jason and Lisa discuss Halloween decorations, movie trailers …

#40: #spookyseason

October 19th, 2020


IT'S SPOOKY SEASON, EVERYBODY!!! Jason and Mary start the festivities by talking about ghosts, the fact that Jason MAYBE saw a ghost, and then they share their favorite Creepypastas. If you're easily spooked, you might …

#39: Zapping Around In Time With Special Guest David Giancola

October 12th, 2020


Never in a million years would Jason and Mary think an actual famous filmmaker would make an appearance on their show but here we are! Special Guest …

#38: Send Us Your Fan Fic/Art!

October 5th, 2020


Jason and Mary dive into the world of fan fiction and made a very scary request. Send them your Whatever with Jason Soto fan fiction. They will read it on the air. Yes, this is real. Please do this. They will also LOVE …

#37: Gay People Are Awesome!

September 28th, 2020


This episode is all over the place. Jason and Mary start talking about parades, which leads to cats and dogs, and before you know it, we're celebrating gay people and talking about sex toys. Just another typical episode …

#36: Pounded In The Butt By Whatever

September 21st, 2020


Dear friends of the show, your life is about to be changed forever. You will remember the date you listened to this podcast because nothing will ever be the same again. At least for those of you who never heard of Chuck …

#35: A-Hole Henry Winkler

September 14th, 2020


ALLEGEDLY, you know how actors have movies on their resume that I'm sure, ALLEGEDLY,  they don't talk about or just want to be forgotten? Well, Jason and Mary (who's back in the present btw) is convinced, ALLEGEDLY, …

#34: Calling From 1997

September 7th, 2020


If you were wondering why Jason and Mary took an entire month off from show, here's the reason: Mary was transported back in time to 1997 and seems …

#33: A Cup Full Of WHAT?!?

July 27th, 2020


When trying to sell a show to networks, they ask you to put together a "small portfolio" that details the best of what your should has to offer. If …

#32: Ulysses S. Grant Can Get It, Yo!

July 20th, 2020


In this episode, Jason and Mary discuss weird crushes on people who are serial killers, notoriously slutty, cartoon characters, and Civil War …

#31: What's The Word, Word Up!

July 13th, 2020


How much would you be willing to have a C-List celebrity wish you a happy birthday? Have you ever wanted the guy who played the Whitewalker on Game …

Bonus Episode: Why You Buggin'?

July 6th, 2020


Jason and Mary are taking a week off from making a new episode because of the holiday but to keep you guys somewhat entertained, here's a compilation …

#30: Florida Woman

June 29th, 2020


Well, last week, we paid a visit to Florida Man, might as well see what Florida Woman is up to. And, oooh's a something.

But not only do Jason and Mary make a pit stop to Florida, they also discuss their …

#29: Florida Man

June 22nd, 2020


(Note to Patreon Users: I posted this episode on the Patreon under a different title, but I thought this would make a better one. It's the same …

#28: A Sea of Beer Cans

June 15th, 2020


In this very special episode of Whatever with Jason Soto, Jason welcomes former podcast partner and long time friend Rachel Thuro to fill in as guest host and they talk about their demons and internal struggles. Ok, not …

#26: This Is Now A B.C Comic Strip Podcast

June 1st, 2020


When you wake up each morning, you never know what new thing you'll learn that day. Maybe the name of a certain star in the sky. Or why volcanoes …

#25: Empty Soulless Eyes

May 24th, 2020


Sometimes it only takes 25 episodes to finally get the groove of your own podcast. But groove we did find. For this episode, Jason and Mary throw out the script, literally, and just have conversations for almost 2 hours …

#24: This Episode Is 89 Quibi's Long

May 18th, 2020


The world is in a very devastating place right now. Thing are happening that don't make sense. Life will never be the same. We have failed as a species because...we have left Quibi to the wayside. Jason and Mary are …

#23: Sliding Into Third Base

May 11th, 2020


Jason is joined by special guest host Mike Mendez to talk about MURDER HORNETS! And the god damn new Twilight book that didn't need to exist. Why did that become a thing? OK, they complain about it enough in the …

#22: Running Out Of The Room With Fingers In Your Ears

May 4th, 2020


The world is full of questions. If barbershops and hair salons are closed now, when do you give in and cut your own hair? Are there other things that …

#21: What Happens Is Jason Soto

April 20th, 2020


Jason and Mary are joined by special guest The Vern to figure out what happens if you run a bunch of different song lyrics and movie quotes through Google Translator a bunch of times. Also, you know how celebrities are …

#20: Hey Look! Murder! Part 2: The Vanishing

April 13th, 2020


We couldn't think of a better time to talk about murder and creepy disappearances than during a worldwide pandemic. But yes, my friends, it is time …

#19: Being Stalked By Dildos

April 6th, 2020


If you were a Patreon memeber, you would've heard this episode five days in advance! There's still time! Go to


March 30th, 2020


So everything kinda sucks right now but Jason and Mary are here to take your mind off of things for a bit as they tell you other things that are happening in the world (yes, there are other things happening). They also …

#17: Gaspar Noe's Breakin' 2

March 23rd, 2020


Editor's Note: The first half of the episode was live streamed on Instagram so Jason had his headphones off. As a result, there's a slight echo …

#16: Hey FBI, Don't Listen To This Episode

March 16th, 2020


This is the episode everyone will be talking about as Jason and Mary get very controversial. Mary has certain unpopular feelings about a activist and …

#15: The Unsolved Mystery of the Misheard Crayon

March 2nd, 2020


We're not talking about the linen in this episode as Jason and Mary tackle a unsolved mystery involving the word "crayon", getting sex education from …

#14: Retail Customers Are The Worst

February 25th, 2020


This episode is sponsored by Audible! For real! To try Audible for free for 30 days go to and sign up! This week, Jason and Mary talk about how it's the future, modern day playlists, …

#13: The Oscar Movie That Made Jason Cry

February 13th, 2020


It takes a tough man to admit when he cries and Jason isn't probably the toughest man out there. But he will admit when something makes him cry. More importantly, which movie that ended up winning an Oscar made him ugly …


January 30th, 2020


If you like sports, boy do we have the sports! All kinds of sports! The sports with the balls. The sports with the pucks. The sports with the balls. ALL! THE! SPORTS! But Jason and Mary know diddly squat about sports so …

#11: Rapid Eye Movement: The Band

January 22nd, 2020


Or The Episode Where Jason Realizes He's A Poser And Gets Facts Wrong About His Favorite Band R.E.M. In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about a variety of subjects before tackling their Top 11 favorite R.E.M songs. …

#10: Tony Danza Hates Radiohead

January 16th, 2020


In this 10th episode spectacular Jason and Mary reminisce about the past 10 episodes, talk about 90's VH1 shows, all the horror themed escape rooms …

#9: And Christopher Plummer as Raiden

January 9th, 2020


In this episode of Whatever, Jason makes a special announcement. He's found a permanent co-host! After scouring the internet for days-DAYS!-he …

#8: The Jethro Tull Cab Driver

January 2nd, 2020


HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2020, hope you all are having a great year so far! Now that the holidays are over with, it's time for new episodes finally! This …

#7: White Christmas Is NOT A Christmas Movie

December 19th, 2019


It's time for the Whatever with Jason Soto Christmas Special! Featuring a ton of special guests, including Chris "Chris-R" Ramey from! Among the several Christmas things we've discussed, Jason tries his …


December 12th, 2019


Jason has returned with a special episode of Whatever where he and his friend and special guest Mary Mitchell talk about their love of true crime. Then they both present two very interesting and messed up cases …


November 21st, 2019


This time around, Jason is joined by Special Guest Co-Host Steve Honeywell to talk about how toxic is toxic masculinity really is, the unbelievable …

#4: Married To The Bee Girl

November 14th, 2019


For almost 10 years, there has been one argument that has plagued the internet and Jason Soto as vowed-VOWED I SAY-to bring it to an end once and for all. He tries to convince his friend Nick Jobe that 28 Days Later is …

#3: The Geekiest Podcast Ever

November 7th, 2019


If you like sports, muscle cars, and babes...turn to a different podcast because this week, Jason Soto is joined by special co-host Lackey from TV Good Sleep Bad to talk board games, remakes, Weird Al, and Christian …

#2: What The Hell Is Up With The Denver Airport?

October 31st, 2019


In the second episode, Jason welcomes Heather Baxindale-Walsh to discuss why there's to man damn streaming services, modern horror movies, and weird conspiracy theories, including all the weird shit found at the Denver …

#1: Hit The Snooze Alarm

October 29th, 2019


In the debut episode of the podcast, Jason welcomes special guest host The Vern and ask if maybe we're too woke, the Joker "controversy", and creepy urban legends.

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