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133 - Are You Sure?

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Is this the first time you’ve heard me say this? Are you sure?

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Music: Disparition
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Logo: Rob Wilson
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. 
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Produced by Night Vale Presents. 
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February 1st, 2016

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78 - Cooking Stuff: Thanksgiving Special

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75 - Through the Narrow Place

October 1st, 2015

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74 - Civic Changes

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72 - Well of Night

August 15th, 2015

22:36

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71 - The Registry of Middle School Crushes

August 1st, 2015

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July 15th, 2015

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24:21

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25:34

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April 1st, 2015

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64 - WE MUST GIVE PRAISE

March 15th, 2015

25:22

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63 - There Is No Part 1: Part 2

March 1st, 2015

29:05

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62 - Hatchets

February 15th, 2015

30:32

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61 - BRINY DEPTHS

February 1st, 2015

28:38

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60 - Water Failure

January 15th, 2015

27:38

The water isn't working at the radio station, which is super annoying. Oh, also it seems the sun is multiplying. Plus, a college football …

59 - Antiques

January 1st, 2015

30:18

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58 - Monolith

December 15th, 2014

30:26

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57 - The List

December 1st, 2014

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November 1st, 2014

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A reading of the minutes from the Night Vale Community College Faculty Meeting.

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28:34

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55 - The University of What It Is

October 1st, 2014

28:20

A representative from the University of What It Is calls the station to find a missing colleague. Plus, an update on the cats, the Barista …

54 - A Carnival Comes to Town

September 15th, 2014

28:45

A carnival comes to town. Plus the Cleaning of Books, breaking ground at the new old Opera House, and an intern returns... again.

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53 - The September Monologues

September 1st, 2014

22:51

It is September, and something is different.

The voice of The Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson.

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52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

August 15th, 2014

30:43

Mayor Pamela Winchell enjoys her retirement from politics, but she's being offered a new job. Plus, renovations at the bowling alley, …

51 - Rumbling

July 30th, 2014

27:03

Carlos reports on strange developments in the otherworld desert. Plus new announcements from a new mayor, a look at horoscopes, and a message from Desert Bluffs.

The voice of Carlos was Dylan Marron.

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50 - Capital Campaign

July 15th, 2014

28:10

The Night Vale Community College begins a capital campaign to fund a new science center. Tourniquet hires a new sous chef, inauguration day …

49 - Old Oak Doors Part B

July 1st, 2014

43:22

Night Vale begins its revolt against StrexCorp, and old oak doors are opening all over town. Good things are coming through. Terrible things …

49 - Old Oak Doors Part A

June 15th, 2014

39:55

Night Vale begins its revolt against StrexCorp, and old oak doors are opening all over town. Good things are coming through. Terrible things …

48 - Renovations

June 1st, 2014

25:01

StrexCorp begins massive renovations on the radio station and all of Night Vale. Plus, updates from the Company Picnic of Indeterminate Length, free floating cats for anyone who wants them, and a strange new …

47 - Company Picnic

May 15th, 2014

20:33

Good news for the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area: StrexCorp is hosting its first ever Company Picnic. It is a fun, cheerful, …

46 - Parade Day

May 1st, 2014

29:16

It's Parade Day in Night Vale. It's totally just a parade and not a subterfuge for any kind of insurgency or revolt against a corpocratic …

45 - A Story About Them

April 15th, 2014

30:46

44 - Cookies

April 1st, 2014

24:06

It's Girl Scout cookies time in Night Vale. Plus, an updates from Khoshekh and Dana, a safety announcement from the Highway Department, and a magnanimous gesture from station management.

The voice of Dana was …

43 - Visitor

March 15th, 2014

28:24

An adorable new visitor makes its way into the radio studio. Plus, controversy in the mayoral race, an update on the house that doesn’t exists, and a look the community calendar.

The voice of Kevin was Kevin …

42 - Numbers

March 1st, 2014

28:39

Some strange new developments at the local numbers station, WZZZ. Plus, an update on former intern Dana, tips on how to get out of a geographical loop, and constant press conferences from outgoing mayor Pamela …

41 - WALK

February 15th, 2014

24:47

Walk signals are malfunctioning all over town. Plus, updates from former intern Dana and a look at the Community Calendar.

The voice of …

40 - The Deft Bowman

February 1st, 2014

28:04

The Telephone Service finally fixes the only telephone booth in town, and a submarine arrives from faraway Nulogorsk. Plus, a new campaign …

39 - The Woman from Italy

January 15th, 2014

25:10

A woman from Italy arrived in our town, and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she is doing to us with her presence. Plus, a local hardware store cracks down on the crowds of baristas outside their …

38 - Orange Grove

January 1st, 2014

25:34

John Peters - you know the farmer? - had a huge, healthy orange crop this year. But Carlos grows skeptical about a sudden orange grove in the desert. Plus, the City Council tries to get out of town, and an …

37 - The Auction

December 15th, 2013

28:01

The Sheriff's Secret Police are holding their annual auction of seized property, and our favorite community radio host finds Lot 37 …

36 - Missing

December 1st, 2013

27:52

An urgent call to all listeners as 13-year-old Tamika Flynn has gone missing. Plus another edition of Children's Fun Fact Science Corner, …

35 - Lazy Day

November 15th, 2013

27:48

It's a totally lazy day in Night Vale. Feeling really tired. Increasingly tired. Here's some news, I guess: updates on the Summer Reading Program, the Brown Stone Spire, and a delicious new cereal on the …

34 - A Beautiful Dream

November 1st, 2013

29:17

The Wallaby family successfully lobbies the School Board to finally allow a computer in school to help their daughter Megan. Plus, a concert …

33 - Cassette

October 15th, 2013

27:01

Cecil finds an old cassette tape of himself at age 15, and he is surprised at what it contains. Plus, a new exhibit at the Museum of …

32 - Yellow Helicopters

October 1st, 2013

27:05

There are strange new helicopters above Night Vale, different than the other helicopters that regularly hover over town. Plus, Community …

31 - A Blinking Light up on the Mountain

September 15th, 2013

22:54

There's a blinking light up on the mountain, which challenges our belief in mountains. Plus, a controversial new television show and a …

30 - Dana

September 1st, 2013

24:21

Intern Dana finds a way out of the Dog Park but can't quite figure out where it leads. Plus, a look at opening weekend of football season, …

29 - Subway

August 15th, 2013

27:34

An entire subway system appears suddenly in Night Vale, and the City Council is excited by the possibilities. Plus, tips for organ donors, a …

28 - Summer Reading Program

August 1st, 2013

24:10

The Library's Summer Reading Program has begun, sending the town into a panic. Plus, a tough new mandate from the City Council, a list of …

27 - First Date

July 15th, 2013

30:00

Cecil tries to convey the important news of the day, including delivery of some mysterious crates in the desert, a new library expansion, and the annual Bluegrass Festival, but he has a more pressing issue on …

26 - Faceless Old Woman

July 1st, 2013

23:46

There is a faceless old woman secretly living in your home, and she has something she needs to say. Plus, former intern Dana is still alive …

25 - One Year Later

June 15th, 2013

30:58

It has been one year since the first episode. One year since strange things began underneath lane five of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. One year since the arrival of Night Vale's most …

24 - The Mayor

June 1st, 2013

27:32

The Mayor has gone missing. Plus, Night Vale Community Theater presents Once on this Island, the return of Children's Fun Fact Science …

23 - Eternal Scouts

May 15th, 2013

24:32

Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government …

22 - The Whispering Forest

May 1st, 2013

25:53

A beautiful and alluring forest suddenly appears just outside of town. Plus, school closings, a dream journal mandate, and a moon exhibit at …

21 - A Memory of Europe

April 15th, 2013

29:21

20 - Poetry Week

April 1st, 2013

29:20

It's Poetry Week in Night Vale and folks get a look at a place that should never be seen. Plus, strange new billboards about town and …

19B - The Sandstorm

March 15th, 2013

24:12

A dangerous sandstorm threatens Desert Bluffs. Plus, baseball opening day, a look at financial news, and Kevin finds himself in a strange new place.

Weather: "Eliezer's Waltz" composed by Larry Cardozo and Ron …

19A - The Sandstorm

March 15th, 2013

25:13

A dangerous sandstorm threatens Night Vale. Plus, baseball opening day, a look at financial news, and Cecil finds himself in a strange new place.

Weather: "Eliezer's Waltz" composed by Larry Cardozo and Ron …

18 - The Traveler

March 1st, 2013

25:10

A traveler arrives in Night Vale. What does he want? Why has Jerry's Tacos returned? Plus, the mayor calls an emergency press conference, another round of corrections, and a look at the community calendar. The …

17 - Valentine

February 15th, 2013

25:29

Emergency crews are on hand to help cleanup the aftermath of the worst Valentine's Days in recent memories. Plus, important schedule changes …

16 - The Phone Call

February 1st, 2013

24:41

Cecil receives a cryptic phone call from someone who is very close. Plus, a new business plan at the Daily Journal, an important list from …

15 - Street Cleaning Day

January 15th, 2013

22:56

Today is Street Cleaning Day, and the street cleaners will soon be upon us. Remain calm, and run away screaming. Plus, new music trends from Dark Owl Records, the crackdown on wheat & wheat by-product …

14 - The Man in the Tan Jacket

January 1st, 2013

24:08

A stranger comes to town with a briefcase and an unmemorable face. Plus, controversy with the Daily Journal, another segment of Children's Fun Fact Science Corner, and new security footage from the bowling …

13 - A Story About You.

December 15th, 2012

25:48

You listen to a podcast. You check the episode description to see what is in store this time. It is a different kind of description than you are used to. You suspect the episode will be a different kind of …

12 - The Candidate

December 1st, 2012

23:21

The search for a dangerous fugitive finally comes to an end, but he's gaining some unexpected popularity. Plus, what to do about those noisy …

11 - Wheat & Wheat By-Products

November 15th, 2012

22:06

An important announcement from the Night Vale Council for Commerce to regularly consume wheat & wheat by-products. Plus, the dangers of …

10 - Feral Dogs

November 1st, 2012

24:37

A roving pack of feral dogs terrorizes Night Vale. Plus, a new installment of Community Health Tips, the Fireperson Appreciation Parade, and …

9 - "PYRAMID"

October 15th, 2012

23:51

A large, philosophical pyramid appears in town, announcing several messages, but is it what it seems? Plus, best practices for regular …

8 - The Lights in Radon Canyon

October 1st, 2012

23:56

Mysterious lights and sounds are coming from Radon Canyon. Plus, tips on how to win the town lottery, our newest (incorporeal) School Board …

7 - History Week

September 15th, 2012

24:36

Learn about the storied history of Night Vale during this special week's celebration. Plus, psychological assaults on tourists, highway …

6 - The Drawbridge

September 1st, 2012

23:04

The city faces extensive delays in the revitalization of the Old Town Drawbridge. Plus, time for another pledge drive, changes afoot at the …

5 - The Shape in Grove Park

August 15th, 2012

21:10

A protest against the removal of the Shape In Grove Park That No One Acknowledges Or Speaks About. Plus, changes to the school curriculum, a …

4 - PTA Meeting

August 1st, 2012

23:17

Last night's PTA meeting accidentally opens a rift in spacetime, and Night Vale faces the consequences. Plus, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, controversy at Radon Canyon, and our annual high …

3 - Station Management

July 15th, 2012

20:56

It's contract renewal time with station management, and negotiations get tricky. Plus, a new city litter initiative, books stop working, and a creeping fear comes to town!

Weather: "Bill & Annie" by Chuck …

2 - Glow Cloud

July 1st, 2012

20:21

1 - Pilot

June 15th, 2012

21:02

Pilot Episode. A new dog park opens in Night Vale. Carlos, a scientist, visits and discovers some interesting things. Seismic things. Plus, …

New to Night Vale? Start here!

June 1st, 2012

1:08

We know that over 100 episodes can seem a little intimidating, so here's a short introduction to the show and some suggestions on getting into it. 

For a text version of this guide, and a list of some of our …

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