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Welcome To My Show

66 EpisodesProduced by Michele GuildWebsite

An improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more!Visit us at for more garbage… read more


58 - Serve Me at Your Wedding

Welcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys!

Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating history (again, I know. But there's always more to unpack), weird happenings at the grocery store, and more! Listen to find out what fresh hell I'm working through this week! Plus embarrassing moments with mom.

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