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21 - Run Away From Your Responsibilities

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Welcome to my show, now say goodbye to everything you've ever known. I take you on an adventure and regale you with some of my own trials, tribulations, turmoil, and travels. Sit back, grab a big, huge bottle of wine, and go on this auditory road trip with me!

Suggested talking points:
- The police refuse to protect me; a personal conspiracy
- Irresponsible spending
- Road trips with friends, minus friends
- Hog pits, spider havens, dolphin pods
- NYC swallowed my car
- Winespiration
- BONUS DRINKING GAME, RULES: take a shot every time I say “like,” “journey,” “bonkers,” “cool, and “f*ck.” I was in a mood. WARNING: Certain death when played accurately.

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