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We Hate Movies

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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure trash.

628 Episodes | 2013 - 2020

Episode 498 - Dante's Peak (with Justin J. Case)

August 4th, 2020

2:04:22

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to …

MELR0210 #33 - 90210 "The Next Fifty Years"

July 30th, 2020

1:22:52

On the season finale of MELR0210 the gang takes a Super Mario warp tunnel to Beverly Hills, 90210's second season so they can chat about the much-hyped episode, "The Next Fifty Years"! Originally airing November 7, …

Episode 497 - Sherlock Holmes (2009)

July 28th, 2020

1:45:52

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to an end with a spirited conversation about Guy Ritchie's 2009 feature-length …

MELR0210 #32 - Melrose Place "The Whole Truth"

July 24th, 2020

1:09:40

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is talking about the Jo-tastic Melrose Place episode, "The Whole Truth"! Originally airing November 18th, 1992, …

Episode 496 - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

July 21st, 2020

1:48:50

On the penultimate episode of the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang is chatting about the totally lazy and unnecessary sequel, Lara …

MELR0210 #31 - 90210 "A Fling in Palm Springs"

July 17th, 2020

1:12:26

On this week's MELR0210 the gang has a spirited chat about the pretty darn good Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "A Fling in Palm Springs"! Originally airing February 21, 1991, this episode features David Silver and his …

Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (PREVIEW)

July 15th, 2020

3:52

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost …

Episode 494 - The Terminal

July 14th, 2020

1:55:25

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg's low stakes sap-fest, The …

MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place "House of God"

July 10th, 2020

1:03:09

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "House of God"! Originally airing November 11th, 1992, this game-changing episode features the debut of Daphne Zuniga as mysterious New York …

Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW)

July 8th, 2020

4:05

This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to …

Episode 493 - The Mask

July 7th, 2020

2:06:33

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey …

MELR0210 #29 - 90210 "East Side Story"

July 2nd, 2020

1:06:46

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "East Side Story"! Originally airing February 14th, …

Episode 492 - The Expendables

June 30th, 2020

2:05:52

This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables! What's going on with Stallone's facial …

MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place "Drawing the Line"

June 26th, 2020

1:07:00

We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, "Drawing the Line"! Originally airing November 4, 1992, this episode features Allison's relationship with Keith hitting …

Episode 491 - Shrek the Third

June 23rd, 2020

1:59:13

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular …

MELR0210 #27 - 90210 "Slumber Party" (with Amir Blumenfeld)

June 23rd, 2020

1:03:48

On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes the co-host of If I Were You, host of the NBA super-fan podcast Buckets, and all-around good dude, Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210

MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place "Dreams Come True"

June 19th, 2020

1:06:07

We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, "Dreams Come True!" Originally airing …

Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW)

June 18th, 2020

3:37

On this month's AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September …

Episode 490 - The Mummy (1999)

June 16th, 2020

1:56:28

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew's words) Stephen …

MELR0210 #25 - 90210 "One Man and a Baby"

June 15th, 2020

1:03:03

We kick off another week in quarantine with our first MELR0210 episode of the week and this time we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "One Man and a Baby"! Originally airing January 24th, 1991, this …

MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place "Polluted Affairs"

June 11th, 2020

1:02:11

On the second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, "Polluted Affairs"! …

Episode 489 - Scooby-Doo

June 9th, 2020

2:02:28

On this week's episode the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off in high fashion with a discussion on the 2002 live-action adaptation, Scooby-Doo! Why did only half the cast know how to play their characters? …

MELR0210 #23 - 90210 "B.Y.O.B."

June 8th, 2020

1:21:55

We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 'sode, "B.Y.O.B."! Originally airing January 10th, 1991, this episode features Brandon and Brenda throwing a raging party, Steve …

MELR0210 #22 - Melrose Place "A Promise Broken" (Special Commentary Edition)

June 5th, 2020

59:21

On this week's very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of a Melrose Place episode, "A Promise Broken." Originally airing September 30th, 1992, this episode features …

Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

June 3rd, 2020

2:10:29

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design …

MELR0210 #21 - 90210 "Isn't It Romantic?"

June 1st, 2020

1:14:06

We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210! The episode in question, "Isn't It Romantic?" originally aired back on January 3rd, 1991 and features Brenda …

MELR0210 #20 - Melrose Place "Burned"

May 29th, 2020

1:12:21

On this week's second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "Burned"! This dull and confused-message episode …

Episode 486 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (with Jourdain Searles)

May 26th, 2020

1:54:27

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania claims another victim as the gang welcomes film critic and co-host of the Bad Romance Podcast, Jourdain Searles to chat about the... sigh... fourth installment of this Mickey Mouse …

MELR0210 #19 - 90210 "The Gentle Art of Listening"

May 25th, 2020

1:11:48

We kick off another week of quarantined pods with an all-new ep of MELR0210! The episode in question, a Beverly Hills, 90210 entry titled "The Gentle Art of Listening," originally graced the airwaves on December 6th, …

MELR0210 #18 - Melrose Place "Responsibly Yours"

May 22nd, 2020

1:07:59

We're gliding into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week, all about the Melrose Place episode, "Responsibly Yours"! Originally airing September 9th, 1992, this episode has Billy dating a stand-up …

The Nexus #45 - "Journey to Babel" / "The Icarus Factor" (PREVIEW)

May 21st, 2020

5:01

On this month's SUPER-SIZED journey into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes with severe daddy issues! First up on TOS, it's Spock having daddy issues in "Journey to Babel"! Originally airing …

Episode 485 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (with Ben Worcester)

May 19th, 2020

2:20:35

On this week's show, Pirate Madness takes another soul when Hooked on TJ Hooker's Ben Worcester drops by to chat about the incredibly bloated third …

MELR0210 #17 - 90210 "The 17 Year Itch"

May 18th, 2020

1:20:32

We kick off another week of all-new pods as the gang chats about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The 17 Year Itch," on our first of two MELR0210 episodes! Originally airing November 29th, 1990, this episode features …

MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place "Lonely Hearts"

May 14th, 2020

1:18:17

We wrap up another week in quarantine with our Melrose Place half of MELR0210 covering the creep-tacular episode, "Lonely Hearts"! Originally airing …

Episode 484 - The Ring (2002) (PREVIEW)

May 13th, 2020

5:32

On this month's exclusive WLM offering, the gang is going back to the film that started the J-horror remake craze in Hollywood, The Ring!

Episode 483 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (with Chelsea Jupin)

May 12th, 2020

2:01:35

On this week's episode, Pirate Fever infects the whole apartment as Chelsea Jupin joins Andrew (in-studio) and the rest of the gang (online) to chat …

MELR0210 #15 - 90210 "Perfect Mom"

May 11th, 2020

1:13:35

On this week's 90210-centric episode of MELR0210, the gang is joined by resident Jackie Taylor Expert, Steve's wife, Jenn, to discuss the truly …

MELR0210 #14 - Melrose Place "My Way"

May 8th, 2020

1:09:53

We head into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week which has us talking about the outrageous Melrose Place episode, "My Way"! Originally airing back on August 19th, 1992, this episode features Billy …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #17 - Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard (PREVIEW)

May 7th, 2020

4:28

On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric regales Andrew and Steve with the tale of the infamous Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard! Everyone remembers Gartogg, right? That one pig person who was a guard in Jabba's Palace? And …

Episode 482 - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

May 5th, 2020

1:50:38

On this week's episode, the gang gets Pirate Fever as they kick off the 2020 Pirate-thon with the 2003 blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! Why did they insist on making this movie so …

MELR0210 #13 - 90210 "Higher Education"

May 4th, 2020

1:02:05

On our first MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Higher Education"! Originally airing back on November 15th, 1990, this episode features Brandon cheating on a …

WHM Quarantine Live! #1 - VHS Parent Edits, Hometown Humiliation, and Bane!

May 3rd, 2020

1:09:12

On the first ever WHM Quarantine Live!, originally broadcast on April 21st, 2020, the guys opened up the WHM Mail Bag to read letters about parents …

MELR0210 #12 - Melrose Place "Second Chances"

April 30th, 2020

1:05:08

On the final episode of the week (and the month—wow, time means nothing!) the gang is chatting about all things Place on the second MELR0210 episode of the week! The episode in question, "Second Chances," originally …

Episode 481 - Cool As Ice

April 28th, 2020

1:39:42

This week on the program, the gang descends further into madness when chatting about the absolutely bonkers Vanilla Ice alien movie, Cool As Ice!

MELR0210 #11 - 90210 "One on One"

April 27th, 2020

1:04:14

We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode "One on One," which originally aired back on November 1st, 1990! This episode features Steve Sanders being racist, Brandon …

MELR0210 #10 - Melrose Place "Leap of Faith"

April 23rd, 2020

1:06:21

On the second MELR0210 ep of the week, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place after-school special episode, "Leap of Faith," which originally …

Episode 480 - Raw Deal (with Jamelle Bouie)

April 21st, 2020

1:49:52

On this week's episode, friend of the show and New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie hangs out with the gang in cyberspace to chat about the …

MELR0210 #9 - 90210 "The First Time"

April 20th, 2020

1:08:11

On the first episode of this week's MELR0210, our 1990's prime-time soap opera do-si-do, we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The First Time," which originally aired October 25th, 1990. This episode …

MELR0210 #8 - Melrose Place "For Love or Money"

April 17th, 2020

1:06:13

On this week's Melrose Place episode of the ongoing MELR0210 quarantine project, the guys are chatting about the swing-and-a-miss, dull as dirt …

Episode 479 - The Thing (PREVIEW)

April 14th, 2020

5:28

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets into some deep isolation with a lively chat about the John Carpenter classic, The …

Episode 478 - John Carpenter's Vampires

April 14th, 2020

1:39:47

On this week's all-new episode, the gang is chatting about the sleaziest of scumbag vampire hunter films, John Carpenter's Vampires! How about that …

MELR0210 #7 - 90210 "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"

April 13th, 2020

59:16

On the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode of this week's MELR0210 shows, the guys are chatting about the third episode, "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"! Originally airing back on October 18th, 1990, this episode features a …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn (PREVIEW)

April 12th, 2020

3:11

On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived …

MELR0210 #6 - Melrose Place "Lost & Found"

April 10th, 2020

53:18

On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! …

Unlock the Vault - Man of Steel

April 7th, 2020

1:49:06

On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released …

MELR0210 #5 - 90210 "The Green Room"

April 6th, 2020

59:50

HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green …

Animation Damnation - "The New Adventures of Gumby" (PREVIEW)

April 3rd, 2020

3:51

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an …

MELR0210 #4 - Melrose Place "Friends & Lovers"

April 2nd, 2020

51:01

On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally …

Episode 477 - The Commuter

March 31st, 2020

1:52:43

This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through.

On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 …

MELR0210 #3 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 2"

March 30th, 2020

52:21

We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does …

Quarantined Mail Bag #1 - Puking During 4DX, Meeting Mr. Crisp, and Going On a Blind Date to "Multiplicity"

March 29th, 2020

44:46

On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop, a guy's …

MELR0210 #2 - Melrose Place "Pilot"

March 26th, 2020

55:12

On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world's introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place! In this pilot adventure, Allison finds a new roommate in …

Episode 476 - Queen of the Damned

March 24th, 2020

1:49:31

On this week's episode, it's the penultimate listener requested title of 2020 and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal-soaked …

MELR0210 #1 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 1"

March 23rd, 2020

39:04

On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)

March 20th, 2020

4:05

On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute

Episode 475 - A Sound of Thunder

March 17th, 2020

1:59:27

On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest …

Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)

March 13th, 2020

5:25

On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris …

Animation Damnation - "Adventures of the Gummi Bears" (PREVIEW)

March 12th, 2020

3:45

On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which …

Episode 473 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

March 10th, 2020

2:11:28

On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic,

Episode 472 - Law Abiding Citizen

March 3rd, 2020

1:48:20

On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this …

WHM Mail Bag: Third Wheels at the Movies, Theater Toilet Misunderstandings & Watching Gallagher Suck

March 2nd, 2020

1:01:16

On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie …

Episode 471 - Doom

February 25th, 2020

1:50:01

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down …

The Nexus #42 - "I, Mudd" / "The Royale" (PREVIEW)

February 23rd, 2020

5:10

On this month's edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality!

First on TOS, …

Animation Damnation - "Yogi's Gang" (PREVIEW)

February 20th, 2020

2:55

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi's Gang! The episode in question, um, "Dr. Bigot," originally aired September 8th, 1973, features a …

Episode 470 - Teen Wolf (Live in Hollywood)

February 18th, 2020

1:14:30

On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's …

Making It So #3 - "The End is the Beginning" (PREVIEW)

February 12th, 2020

4:00

On episode three of Making It So, the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets... engaging, "The End is the Beginning"! How rad was it to finally see—HEY NOW!

Episode 468 - Cruel Intentions (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

February 11th, 2020

2:01:29

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex …

Episode 467 - Orphan

February 4th, 2020

2:04:31

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the …

The Nexus #41 - "Catspaw" / "Contagion" (PREVIEW)

January 31st, 2020

3:57

On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek! First on TOS, it's the spooky …

Making It So #1 - "Remembrance"

January 29th, 2020

43:16

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR TREK: PICARD (OBVIOUSLY)!

On the debut episode of Making It So, WHM's all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off …

Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

January 28th, 2020

1:50:21

On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and …

Animation Damnation - "Fast & Furious Spy Racers" (PREVIEW)

January 24th, 2020

3:17

On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, …

Episode 465 - Yesterday

January 21st, 2020

1:53:47

On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)

January 17th, 2020

2:31

On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen …

Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (PREVIEW)

January 16th, 2020

5:44

On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's

Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen

January 14th, 2020

2:02:27

On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the …

Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)

January 7th, 2020

1:46:49

On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster …

WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

January 6th, 2020

1:11:54

CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD!

On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final …

Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road

December 31st, 2019

2:16:47

On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is …

The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)

December 27th, 2019

6:42

On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, …

WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!

December 26th, 2019

50:25

On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid,

Episode 460 - Gremlins

December 24th, 2019

1:58:54

On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)

December 21st, 2019

3:11

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke …

Animation Damnation - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (PREVIEW)

December 20th, 2019

5:10

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers!

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting …

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)

December 19th, 2019

2:47

Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do …

Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi

December 17th, 2019

2:54:32

On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating …

Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)

December 13th, 2019

4:05

On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is …

457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)

December 10th, 2019

1:36:44

On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is …

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)

December 5th, 2019

5:15

On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY …

456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)

December 3rd, 2019

1:37:38

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance!

The Nexus #39 - "The Doomsday Machine" / "The Dauphin" (PREVIEW)

November 28th, 2019

4:55

This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst …

Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)

November 26th, 2019

1:15:42

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent …

Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)

November 19th, 2019

1:37:39

On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop!

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1

November 18th, 2019

33:57

On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian …

Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)

November 15th, 2019

4:05

On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the …

Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

November 12th, 2019

2:03:50

On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now …

Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)

November 5th, 2019

1:58:11

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)

November 2nd, 2019

3:25

On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? …

WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!

October 31st, 2019

47:27

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy …

Episode 450 - The Monster Squad

October 29th, 2019

1:51:45

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The …

The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)

October 29th, 2019

4:15

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the …

Episode 449 - Child's Play (Live in Chicago)

October 22nd, 2019

1:35:06

Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's …

Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

October 15th, 2019

1:44:10

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)

October 10th, 2019

4:06

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! …

Episode 447 - Final Destination 3

October 8th, 2019

1:56:06

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3!

Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V" (PREVIEW)

October 6th, 2019

4:58

On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special

Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)

October 4th, 2019

4:58

On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just …

Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)

October 1st, 2019

1:52:56

On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot,

WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats

October 1st, 2019

1:00:24

On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus …

The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor" (PREVIEW)

September 26th, 2019

5:01

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo …

Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man

September 24th, 2019

1:42:04

On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain …

Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)

September 20th, 2019

3:25

On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December …

Episode 443 - Sphere

September 17th, 2019

1:39:25

On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)

September 15th, 2019

3:04

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you …

Episode 442 - Double Impact

September 10th, 2019

1:36:41

On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split …

Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)

September 6th, 2019

5:29

On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation …

Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

September 3rd, 2019

1:50:27

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was …

WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings

August 30th, 2019

57:02

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, …

Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

August 27th, 2019

2:02:34

On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with …

The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW)

August 22nd, 2019

4:25

On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb!

First, over …

Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre]

August 20th, 2019

1:35:37

On this week's episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by …

Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil"

August 18th, 2019

1:14:39

We're unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus! If you're not hip to our Patreon, now is your chance to …

Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW)

August 16th, 2019

3:29

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful …

Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.)

August 13th, 2019

1:40:58

On this week's Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds!

Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)

August 9th, 2019

3:29

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its …

Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston)

August 6th, 2019

1:46:15

On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing! This was the first night of the East Cage Tour and the show …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW)

August 4th, 2019

2:18

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To …

Episode 434 - The Fast and the Furious

July 30th, 2019

1:56:37

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to a close—as does WHM season nine—with a conversation on the absolutely …

The Nexus 35 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" / "The Schizoid Man" (PREVIEW)

July 29th, 2019

7:08

Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus!

First, over on TOS, it's the …

Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (PREVIEW)

July 26th, 2019

2:16

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling! The episode in …

Episode 433 - The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

July 23rd, 2019

1:43:27

On this week's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza episode, the gang is chatting about the completely unnecessary remake, The Taking of Pelham 123! Why did Tony Scott think all that drop-frame effect stuff looked good? …

WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at "Blade," and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!

July 18th, 2019

54:26

On this month's dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more! …

Episode 432 - 2012

July 16th, 2019

1:49:01

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Disasterville as the guys trash the totally ridiculous Roland …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt (PREVIEW)

July 14th, 2019

3:31

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin's weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt! Was this Hutt a fan of—HEY NOW! …

WHM Mail Bag: WHM (At Work) Without Headphones, Concession Stand Thieves, and Flying with Hot Food Terrorists

July 12th, 2019

45:40

On this dip into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys address super important issues like: how awkward it can be listening to this show without headphones, …

WHM Mail Bag: Talking to Talent, Babysitting Horror Stories, and Misremembering Movie Details

July 12th, 2019

58:47

On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from people who bothered directors while driving them around, got asked to babysit a gaggle of Shrek-loving monsters, misremembered the stars of "Airheads," and one guy whose …

Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth

July 9th, 2019

1:50:32

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters …

Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)

July 7th, 2019

5:16

On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To …

Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man

July 2nd, 2019

2:13:16

On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man! Why in the world did we need …

The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper" (CLIP)

June 27th, 2019

5:28

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a... not so great TNG!

Episode 428 - Wanted

June 25th, 2019

1:39:41

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted! What's …

Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]

June 24th, 2019

4:12

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)

June 21st, 2019

3:56

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY …

Episode 427 - Bride of Chucky

June 18th, 2019

1:43:22

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets a little spooktacular as the gang chats about the ridiculous evil-dolls-gets-hitched …

Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (CLIP)

June 14th, 2019

6:21

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The …

Episode 425 - Deep Rising (with Jamelle Bouie)

June 11th, 2019

1:48:35

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes journalist and friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie …

WHM On-Screen: Dark Phoenix

June 7th, 2019

44:29

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the new X-Men film, Dark Phoenix, the final entry in the (possibly unfairly) much maligned "alternate 1985 timeline" mutant film series! Caution! Spoilers …

Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

June 4th, 2019

1:37:42

This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action …

The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)

May 30th, 2019

4:37

On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous …

Episode 423 - The Super

May 28th, 2019

1:29:12

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the Joe Pesci slumlord comedy, The Super! What's with this ridiculous, Seinfeldian court ruling? How old …

WHM On-Screen: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

May 27th, 2019

33:39

On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys are chatting about the latest installment in the incredibly lucrative, bullet-to-the-head franchise, John …

WHM On-Screen: The Game of Thrones Series Finale

May 24th, 2019

37:01

On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the divisive series finale of HBO's Game of Thrones! There's a Lightning Lord? What was that Night King dude's problem? And way to burn that furniture, Drogon! …

Episode 422 - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

May 21st, 2019

1:42:23

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the sex-crazed rom-"com," Ghosts of Girlfriends Past! Why didn't McConaughey's scarf get more play? Why did they say Robert Forster's character served in Korea? And is Emma …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)

May 17th, 2019

4:17

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really--HEY NOW! …

Episode 421 - Space Cowboys

May 14th, 2019

1:57:30

On this week's episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys! What in the …

WHM Mail Bag: Explaining Movies to Old People, Celeb Sightings at the Cinema, and more!

May 11th, 2019

50:38

On this month's episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor's office, got …

Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!) (CLIP)

May 10th, 2019

3:41

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, "Go West, Young Meowth"! Originally airing (maybe) October 9th, 1999, the episode is a …

Episode 420 - Dude, Where's My Car?

May 7th, 2019

1:45:08

On this episode, the gang celebrates reaching episode 420 (GET IT?) by chatting about the absolutely abhorrent faux-stoner comedy, Dude, Where's My …

Episode 419 - Serenity (2019) (CLIP)

May 3rd, 2019

5:07

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?),

WHM On-Screen - Avengers: Endgame

May 3rd, 2019

1:08:58

This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop,

Episode 418 - Final Destination

April 30th, 2019

1:51:21

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination! What is with all the shots of Devon Sawa's …

The Nexus 32 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" / "Elementary, Dear Data" (CLIP)

April 28th, 2019

5:56

On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, …

Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots (CLIP)

April 27th, 2019

3:20

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the …

Episode 417 - 17 Again

April 23rd, 2019

1:49:47

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again! How did tiny Zac Efron grow an extra 2 1/2 feet to become Matthew Perry? Why did we need so much time with the Thomas Lennon …

Unlock the Vault: Episode 344 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

April 20th, 2019

1:37:10

We're unlocking the WHM Vault as a special 4/20 gift to present a Patreon bonus episode to the masses! Over a year ago, we released this episode on

Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)

April 19th, 2019

5:03

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce …

Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard

April 16th, 2019

1:50:07

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)

April 12th, 2019

4:00

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's—WHOOPS! This episode is …

Episode 414 - Shrek 2

April 9th, 2019

1:41:26

On this week's episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2! What's with all the …

Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)

April 2nd, 2019

2:15:57

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)! Why didn't the town just vote to lower that speed limit? Can beer bottles get buried in …

WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies

March 29th, 2019

55:25

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who threw up during Dude, Where's My Car?, had a botched audition for a Troma …

The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis" (CLIP)

March 29th, 2019

6:24

On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their …

Episode 412 - Chill Factor

March 26th, 2019

1:53:08

On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor! Who thought these two were a …

Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)

March 23rd, 2019

3:04

On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features …

Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth

March 19th, 2019

1:46:06

On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on …

Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)

March 15th, 2019

6:22

On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with …

WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel

March 13th, 2019

39:52

On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to …

Episode 409 - Vibes

March 12th, 2019

1:27:03

On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)

March 8th, 2019

4:00

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available …

Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

March 5th, 2019

1:39:48

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The …

The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)

February 28th, 2019

7:13

On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which …

Episode 407 - The Island

February 26th, 2019

1:56:28

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character …

The 2019 WHM Oscars Special

February 22nd, 2019

1:07:45

Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The …

Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)

February 22nd, 2019

4:17

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a …

Episode 406 - Valentine

February 19th, 2019

1:47:10

On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why …

Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)

February 15th, 2019

7:13

On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! …

WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching "Faces of Death" with Dad

February 14th, 2019

51:08

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented …

Episode 404 - What Women Want

February 12th, 2019

1:58:30

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want? How much did it pain Mel to have to sing and …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)

February 8th, 2019

3:57

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access …

Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

February 5th, 2019

1:44:53

On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald! In a world …

Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders

January 29th, 2019

1:29:27

On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREME puppet film ever made, The …

The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)

January 26th, 2019

3:11

On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers …

Episode 401 - Life Itself

January 22nd, 2019

1:49:44

On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself! What years are …

Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)

January 18th, 2019

3:51

On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, …

Episode 400 - The Love Guru

January 15th, 2019

1:37:47

On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to …

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)

January 11th, 2019

3:29

On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on …

Episode 399 - Mile 22

January 8th, 2019

1:38:04

On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous …

Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)

January 4th, 2019

9:35

On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! …

Episode 397 - Venom

January 1st, 2019

1:31:53

Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom! What is that …

Episode 396 - Batman (1989)

December 25th, 2018

2:11:41

On this week's episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! …

The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)

December 20th, 2018

8:55

On this month's very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: …

Episode 395 - It's a Wonderful Life

December 18th, 2018

2:07:33

On this week's holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies, the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It's a Wonderful Life! How exactly did this …

Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)

December 14th, 2018

2:37

On this month's We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero …

Episode 394 - Back to the Future

December 11th, 2018

2:14:24

On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future! How exactly do Doc and Marty know each other? What's the deal with George's peeping? And look at all the …

Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP

December 7th, 2018

13:59

On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we …

Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

December 4th, 2018

2:10:37

This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Is Robert …

WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom

November 30th, 2018

46:21

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on …

Episode 391 - Ri¢hie Ri¢h

November 27th, 2018

1:45:47

On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have …

Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

November 20th, 2018

1:55:31

On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the …

The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)

November 19th, 2018

4:51

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!

First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the …

Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)

November 16th, 2018

3:41

On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on …

Episode 389 - The One

November 13th, 2018

1:41:20

On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in …

Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)

November 8th, 2018

5:06

On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really …

Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat

November 6th, 2018

1:43:27

On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The …

Episode 386 - Wishmaster

October 30th, 2018

1:49:23

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous

WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley

October 28th, 2018

43:28

On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes …

The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP)

October 26th, 2018

4:40

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features …

Episode 385 - Urban Legend

October 23rd, 2018

1:43:18

On this week's all-new entry in the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post-Scream talky-talk …

Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)

October 19th, 2018

3:47

On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van …

Episode 383 - Halloween: Resurrection

October 16th, 2018

1:38:00

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular rolls on as the gang heads back to Franchise Town to chat about the rotten sequel Halloween: …

The WHM 2018 Fall/Winter Preview

October 13th, 2018

53:37

On the inaugural edition of the WHM Fall/Winter Preview, Andrew and Chris talk about some of the big films coming down the pike just in time for the beloved Awards Season, as well as some trash that's hitting theaters …

Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)

October 11th, 2018

2:22

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs! The episode in question, "All Hallows' Eve," which originally aired November the 5th, 1983, features …

Episode 382 - Man's Best Friend

October 9th, 2018

1:30:55

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the gang tackles a horror film so bad, they pretended it was intentionally a …

Episode 381 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

October 2nd, 2018

1:43:28

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang talks about the insane and unnecessary sequel, Hellraiser …

WHM Mail Bag: Dads Renting Porn, Fleeing the Movies in Fear, and Bothering Celebrities at Thanksgiving

September 30th, 2018

52:45

Finally— It's the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans …

Episode 380 - The Stepford Wives (2004)

September 25th, 2018

1:27:12

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives! With a film like this, being remade in the …

The Nexus 25 - "A Taste of Armageddon" / "We'll Always Have Paris" (CLIP)

September 21st, 2018

4:06

On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 …

Episode 379 - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

September 18th, 2018

1:37:42

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem! How could they not get any

Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)

September 14th, 2018

3:13

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, …

Episode 378 - Masterminds

September 11th, 2018

1:39:32

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What's with this vague television business deal …

Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)

September 8th, 2018

3:33

On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy,

Episode 376 - The Flintstones

September 4th, 2018

1:36:54

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a …

Episode 375 - Cobra

August 28th, 2018

1:34:54

Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD

On the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it's a real WLM situation as the gang chats about …

The Nexus 24 - "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil" (CLIP)

August 24th, 2018

3:10

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, …

Episode 374 - Tank Girl

August 21st, 2018

1:35:40

Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WI

On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990's …

Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)

August 17th, 2018

3:10

On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so …

Episode 372 - Jason X

August 14th, 2018

1:29:32

Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, IL

On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X! Why …

Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie

August 7th, 2018

1:26:30

Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest.

On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard …

Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)

August 3rd, 2018

2:56

On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time,

Episode 370 - Armageddon

July 31st, 2018

1:52:44

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the …

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations

July 31st, 2018

1:07:11

On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one …

Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year

July 24th, 2018

1:40:52

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? …

The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)

July 21st, 2018

3:25

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, …

Episode 368 - Eraser

July 17th, 2018

1:42:04

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that …

Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)

July 12th, 2018

2:34

On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What …

Episode 366 - Runaway Bride

July 10th, 2018

1:37:00

On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to …

Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)

July 8th, 2018

1:41

On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," …

Episode 365 - Rambo III

July 3rd, 2018

1:39:11

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo …

WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks

June 29th, 2018

1:01:15

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten …

Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4

June 26th, 2018

1:48:30

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What's with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van …

The Nexus 22 - "Court Martial" / "Arsenal of Freedom" (CLIP)

June 22nd, 2018

2:33

On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! …

Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III

June 19th, 2018

1:48:02

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben …

WHM On-Screen: Ocean's 8

June 15th, 2018

1:08:05

On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean's 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind …

Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)

June 15th, 2018

3:14

On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ …

Episode 361 - xXx

June 12th, 2018

1:54:52

On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin …

Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)

June 7th, 2018

2:07

On this month's cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980's cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, "The Garden of Delights," originally aired on September 19th, …

Episode 360 - Ocean's Twelve

June 5th, 2018

1:34:26

On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the guys talk about the pat-on-the-back, victory lap sequel, Ocean's …

WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story

May 31st, 2018

43:44

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This …

Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

May 29th, 2018

2:01:21

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: …

The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)

May 23rd, 2018

4:46

On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history! 

First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is …

Episode 358 - Witless Protection

May 22nd, 2018

1:46:07

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not …

Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)

May 18th, 2018

3:10

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: …

WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales

May 16th, 2018

47:45

We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely …

Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe

May 15th, 2018

1:30:28

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does …

Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)

May 11th, 2018

4:45

On this month's full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we're talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if …

Episode 355 - Dollman

May 8th, 2018

1:24:43

On this week's episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these …

WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War

May 3rd, 2018

55:48

On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever …

Episode 354 - The Bucket List

May 1st, 2018

1:39:34

On this week's show, the gang goes globetrotting with two dying old farts in Rob Reiner's The Bucket List! Why does the film take so long before we …

Episode 353 - Airborne

April 24th, 2018

1:53:32

On this week's episode, it's a We Love Movies situation as the guys chat about the totally tubular rollerblading romantic drama, Airborne! Were this …

Episode 352 - Lost in Space

April 17th, 2018

1:54:21

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back their good friend, and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case to chat about the TV-to-Film adaptation, Lost in Space! Why does that intro narration sound like we missed …

Episode 350 - Wild Hogs

April 10th, 2018

1:50:33

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the 100-minute motorcycle gay joke, Wild Hogs! What a wretched undertaking this whole thing is—who is …

Episode 349 - Shrek

April 3rd, 2018

1:51:42

On this week's episode, the guys go to Toon Town to talk about the doesn't-really-hold-up fan favorite, Shrek! Does that ogre eat its own feces? How …

WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching "The Jerky Boys" On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades

March 29th, 2018

57:17

On this month's dive into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about prank call victims getting revenge, people forever associating 9/11 with the Jerky Boys, after hours theater sex-hijinks, pushy foot fetishists, …

Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me

March 27th, 2018

1:29:33

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month mercifully comes to an end with the absolutely ridiculous, I Know Who Killed Me! Is this a …

Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

March 20th, 2018

1:38:43

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man

Episode 346 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

March 15th, 2018

1:40:37

On the latest episode from the 2018 Listener Request Month selections, the gang talks about the absolutely terrible horror sequel, I'll Always Know …

Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)

March 13th, 2018

50:41

Recorded at the North Door in Austin, Texas

On this special bonus episode, the gang is live from Austin chatting about the absolute misfire that is …

Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys

March 6th, 2018

1:33:28

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Listener Request Month with one of the absolute most abhorrent things anyone has ever tried to …

WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards

March 2nd, 2018

45:31

On this year's very special WHM Oscar Special, the gang makes their predictions as to who will take home what this year, but also rants about who …

WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates

February 28th, 2018

52:51

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can't Jump (In Hollywood)! This month, we're talking: …

Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death

February 27th, 2018

1:46:22

This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death! How is a 71 year-old …

WHM On-Screen: Black Panther

February 21st, 2018

49:23

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! …

Episode 341 - Traces of Red

February 20th, 2018

1:31:46

On this week's episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides …

Episode 340 - You've Got Mail

February 13th, 2018

1:44:07

On this week's special Valentine's Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You've Got Mail! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore …

Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)

February 6th, 2018

1:29:23

Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York

On this week's episode, it's the guys' set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving …

WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences

January 31st, 2018

1:00:06

On January's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they've met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi's on-set demands, …

Episode 337 - Going in Style

January 30th, 2018

1:28:28

On this week's episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff's Going in Style! Why do …

Episode 336 - Geostorm

January 23rd, 2018

1:36:07

On this week's episode, it's the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm! How is this not just a …

Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man

January 16th, 2018

1:50:27

On this week's episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man! Why in the world would …

Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious

January 9th, 2018

1:50:01

On this week's episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the …

Episode 332 - The Boss Baby

January 2nd, 2018

1:35:52

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby! What …

Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival

December 25th, 2017

1:35:22

On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it's the gang's live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel's Biltmore …

WHM Mail Bag: Watching "8MM" in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and "Christmas Film or Action Film?"

December 20th, 2017

46:32

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and …

WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

December 19th, 2017

53:59

On this very special On-Screen, the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca's …

Episode 330 - Pottersville

December 19th, 2017

1:32:30

On this week's special Christmas episode, the gang breaks the Ten Year Rule to tackle the absolutely absurd, but totally one-of-a-kind, Pottersville! …

Episode 329 - Hard to Kill

December 12th, 2017

1:42:56

On this week's episode, the guys discuss the best (?) Steven Seagal movie, Hard to Kill! Why is Mason Storm—great name by the way—so obsessed with getting home to watch the Oscars? Who secretly films the Mafia using a …

Episode 328 - The Punisher (2004)

December 5th, 2017

1:38:31

On this week's episode, the gang ventures back into the world of Marvel Comics with the 2004 misfire, The Punisher! What's with this destination wedding-style family reunion the Castle Clan is throwing? How was this dye …

WHM Mail Bag: Taking Mom to the Movies, Lying About Hating "Collateral Beauty," and Falling Asleep on Toilets

December 1st, 2017

47:02

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about moms taking kids to inappropriate movies accidentally, people getting caught lying about …

WHM On-Screen: The 2017 Superhero Round-Up

November 30th, 2017

56:17

On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang gathers to chat about all the superhero nonsense that's happened at the movies this year. Topics of discussion include: the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Thor: Ragnarock, …

Episode 327 - Drop Zone

November 28th, 2017

1:38:50

On this week's episode, we sadly bring Snipesgiving to an end with an all-time Wesley fave, Drop Zone! How is Michael Jeter allowed to play with kittens in jail? What's with all the mid-air pranks? And look at Busey …

Episode 326 - Murder at 1600

November 21st, 2017

1:24:02

On this week's episode, it's Snipesgiving the week of Thanksgiving as the guys chat about the Washington D.C. turkey-pardoning thriller, Murder at 1600! What's with all the huge battleground models Wesley's character …

Episode 325 - The Fan

November 14th, 2017

1:43:52

On this week's episode, the blessed month of Snipesgiving rolls on with Tony Scott's 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan! What's with everyone demanding …

Episode 324 - Rising Sun

November 7th, 2017

1:27:02

On this week's episode, the guys kick off the blessed month of Snipesgiving with the one and only Michael Crichton snooze, Rising Sun! What's with …

Episode 323 - Trick or Treat (1986)

October 31st, 2017

1:21:15

On this week's episode, the WHM Halloween Spooktacular comes to an end as the guys have some fun with 1986's Trick or Treat! What's with this kid's …

WHM Mail Bag: L.A. Letter Readin' (w/ Amir Blumenfeld!)

October 30th, 2017

58:38

Recorded at the HeadGum studio in sunny Los Angeles!

On a very special WHM Mail Bag, the gang welcomes If I Were You's Amir Blumenfeld on to read letters about earthquakes, giving up on rotten movies, bad date etiquette, …

WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street

October 30th, 2017

55:15

Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year's greatest holiday, we're here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, …

Episode 322 - Saw

October 24th, 2017

1:34:32

This week on the program, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular pulls back into Franchise Town by discussing the 2004 extreeeeeme smash hit, Saw! How does …

Episode 321 - Scream 2

October 17th, 2017

1:47:01

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Craven Country to discuss the bloated sequel, Scream 2! What's with all the emotional scenes reuniting characters from the first movie? How are we supposed to believe that …

Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles

October 10th, 2017

1:29:48

On this week's episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90's slasher, Dr. Giggles! What's with this …

Episode 319 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

October 3rd, 2017

1:28:59

On this week's episode, we kick off the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular by tackling the super-silly, super-stupid, Freddy sequel, Freddy's Dead: The …

Episode 318 - Samurai Cop

September 26th, 2017

1:34:42

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a hotly anticipated title, the absolutely fun and ridiculous, Samurai Cop! The final …

Episode 317 - If Looks Could Kill

September 19th, 2017

1:29:57

On this week's episode, the guys go back to school with the spectacularly ridiculous, high school spy comedy, If Looks Could Kill! Why doesn't …

WHM Mail Bag - Alt-Right Blind Dates, Grade School Toy Theft, and Puking at the Movies

September 14th, 2017

58:07

On the first WHM Mail Bag of season 8, the guys read letters from listeners about accidentally going on a blind date with a racist, sleazy creeps in …

Episode 316 - It (1990)

September 12th, 2017

1:37:21

On the SEASON EIGHT premiere of WHM, the guys return just in time to have some fun with the cult classic TV gem, It! Why did they make this movie for …

Episode 315 - Mac and Me

September 5th, 2017

1:21:49

Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY — 8/05/17

On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to trashing the feature-length McDonald's commercial, Mac and Me! How is it these alien puppets' mouths were …

WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 7

August 31st, 2017

1:03:12

On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys gather 'round to chat about the seventh—and shortest!—season of HBO's Game of Thrones! What's with all the wonky and wacky geography that's going on in this season? Does the …

WHM Summer Rewind - One Magic Christmas

August 29th, 2017

1:05:48

On the final Summer Rewind of the year, the gang reminisces about their favorite holiday special, the episode on One Magic Christmas! How in the …

Episode 314 - Over the Top: Live! in Portland

August 22nd, 2017

1:18:29

Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017

On this week's episode, it's the second recording of two sold-out shows the guys played in Portland, Oregon …

WHM Summer Rewind - Star Trek: Insurrection

August 17th, 2017

1:23:07

On this week's Summer Rewind, the guys revisit the first time they made fun of a Star Trek movie: Star Trek: Insurrection! Why does F. Murray Abraham look like a testicle face? Did we really need this Data bubble butt? …

Episode 313 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Live! at Mississippi Studios

August 15th, 2017

1:12:29

Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017

On this week's episode, the guys are live from Mississippi Studios in the gorgeous city of Portland! Taking a …

WHM Summer Rewind - Freejack

August 8th, 2017

1:29:39

On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang looks back at their episode on the sci-fi classic, Freejack! Why wouldn't they set this film a little farther …

WHM On-Screen: Spider-Man: Homecoming

August 4th, 2017

49:57

On this WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the audience favorite, Spider-Man: Homecoming! An above average entry in the MCU, the film has everything: low stakes, working class criminals; a worthwhile, entertaining …

WHM Summer Rewind - Batman Forever

August 1st, 2017

1:36:26

On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang revisit an old favorite, episode 102 on Batman Forever! Why do we get Two Face's origin in two seconds, but …

Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3

July 25th, 2017

1:56:40

On this week's episode, the seventh season of We Hate Movies wraps up with a lengthy discussion of the total misfire that is Spider-Man 3! Why try and jam in three villains when the first two films only had one a piece? …

WHM Mail Bag - Dating Transformers Fanatics, Bad Hangover Films, and Ruining Your Parents' Social Status by Listening to WHM

July 23rd, 2017

46:02

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the gang reads some letters about dating obnoxious Transformers fans, using the wrong film for a Hangover Movie, fathers mistakenly thinking their kids are perverts at the …

Episode 311 - Air Force One

July 18th, 2017

1:29:11

On the penultimate episode of the season, the guys talk about the over-the-top, total recommend of an action film, Air Force One! How in the world …

Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight

July 11th, 2017

1:54:06

On this week's episode, the gang concludes the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza's Transformers-a-thon by tackling the recently released sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight! How on earth are there baby dinosaur robots? …

Episode 309 - Encino Man

July 4th, 2017

1:35:16

On this week's episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin's Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a.

WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers

July 1st, 2017

52:42

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys once again welcome Hooked on T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester to read letters covering such family-friendly topics …

Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

June 27th, 2017

1:49:52

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Hooked On T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester into the studio to help tackle the ridiculously long and ridiculously …

Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks

June 22nd, 2017

1:18:15

On this week's special bonus show, it's "Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" live from Atlanta! Recorded at the Punchline in April of 2017, listen as the gang braves the waves of enticing mozzarella stick odor to talk …

Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon

June 20th, 2017

1:38:39

On this week's episode, our Transformers-a-thon for the first part of our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we tackle the THIRD film …

Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

June 13th, 2017

1:43:16

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza: Transformers-a-thon Edition rolls on with the overstuffed second film, "Transformers: …

WHM On-Screen: Wonder Woman

June 9th, 2017

49:17

On this WHM On-Screen, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio to chat about the new superhero hit, Patty Jenkins' "Wonder Woman!" The film has everything: from a strong, female superhero, to terrible German …

Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)

June 6th, 2017

1:39:37

On this week's episode, we kick off our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by diving into the first part of a 5-film marathon with Michael Bay's 2007 CGI nightmare, "Transformers"! Why did these robots need lips? How …

WHM Mail Bag - Dying at the Movies, Public Freakouts, Cheeseburgers Down Your Pants, and Crotchety Dads

May 31st, 2017

58:10

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads off stories about angry dads ruining seating arrangements at screenings, a dude possibly having cheeseburgers shoved down his pants, a guy dying during "300", people freaking …

Episode 303 - Disclosure

May 30th, 2017

1:31:26

On this week's episode, the gang accidentally finds themselves in a WHM Advanced Level episode as they discuss the ridiculously pathetic, Man Power …

Episode 302 - Ninja III: The Domination

May 23rd, 2017

1:28:28

On this week's episode, it's another entry in the already defunct Patreon Select series—it's Ninja III: The Domination! In one of the wildest films to come out of the Cannon Group, this movie features amazing elements …

Episode 301 - AVP: Alien vs. Predator

May 16th, 2017

1:29:32

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about the absolute snooze-fest that is, "AVP: Alien vs. Predator!" How many classic …

Episode 300 - 300

May 9th, 2017

1:18:18

On this week's episode, what is somehow the THREE HUNDREDTH EPISODE of We Hate Movies the guys go big (and obvious) by tackling the terrible Zack …

Episode 299 - Death Wish 3

May 2nd, 2017

1:22:44

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a Charles Bronson movie when they tear up Michael Winner's Death Wish 3! This action-packed sequel has so many amazing elements including, but not limited to: a …

WHM Mail Bag - Steven from Charlotte, Passing Up Sex for Movies, Agitated Fathers, and Greening Out at the Multiplex

April 30th, 2017

1:04:06

This month, the gang opens the mail bag to read letters about passing up sex to watch Raising Arizona, guys yelling in the video store, date night movie selection faux pas, and a classic What Are Yooooooooouuu …

Episode 298 - Hot to Trot

April 25th, 2017

1:30:07

On this week's episode, the gang takes on another Patreon selection with Michael Dinner's Hot to Trot! Why didn't Bobcat voice the horse and John …

Episode 297 - Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House

April 18th, 2017

1:24:52

On this week's episode, we're releasing last month's sold-out show from Brooklyn, it's Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House! At this show, we …

Episode 296 - Sidekicks

April 11th, 2017

1:38:53

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about a Chuck Norris movie, and what better way to cut the red ribbon on this guy …

Episode 295 - Overboard

April 4th, 2017

1:35:28

On this week's episode, the gang finally finishes up the 2017 Listener Request Month by tackling the outright creepy "family" comedy, Overboard! How …

Episode 294 - Power Rangers

March 28th, 2017

1:45:06

On a very special episode, the gang interrupts their originally scheduled programming to bring you a recap of the absolutely ridiculous—but somehow …

Episode 293 - Ultraviolet

March 21st, 2017

1:32:11

On this week's episode, the gang fights tooth and nail to talk about the absolutely wretched "film," Ultraviolet! What's the story here—are they …

Episode 292 - Highlander III: The Final Dimension

March 14th, 2017

1:27:17

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month continues with a terrifying anonymous call requesting, Highlander III: The Final Dimension a.k.a. Highlander 3: The Final Conflict a.k.a. Highlander III: The Sorcerer! …

Families with Bad Taste, Irrational Fears of Yoda, and Dudes Who Love "Grown Ups 2"

March 12th, 2017

39:16

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters from folks who have family with bad movie taste, irrational fears of Master Yoda, dated dudes who …

Episode 291 - The Last Airbender

March 7th, 2017

1:30:00

On this week's episode, the 2017 Listener Request Month kicks off with the totally wretched M. Night Shyamalan disaster, The Last Airbender! Making it the fourth time one of Night's films has made it onto the show, this …

Episode 290 - Tango & Cash

February 28th, 2017

1:46:51

On this week's episode, the gang has a long-overdue conversation about the ridiculous 1989 action comedy, Tango & Cash! Was Jack Palance wilder …

WHM On-Screen: The 89th Academy Awards

February 24th, 2017

1:02:17

On a very special WHM On-Screen, the fellas gather 'round to chat about the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony. The 89th of its kind, the ceremony will be broadcast live this Sunday at 8:30pm Eastern on ABC. Topics …

Episode 289 - Retroactive

February 21st, 2017

1:18:12

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes favorite show punching bag, Jim Belushi, back with 1997's ridiculous time loop thriller, Retroactive! …

Episode 288 - My Father the Hero

February 14th, 2017

1:25:31

On this week's episode, the gang gets grossed out by the 1994 daddy-daughter comedy, My Father the Hero! Couldn't the production have given Gérard a …

Episode 287 - Bee Movie

February 7th, 2017

1:27:55

On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to tackling the poorly animated, poorly written, poorly acted, Bee Movie! Why have human bee-ings in this movie at all? What's with all the bee-related sexual …

WHM Mail Bag - Potentially Lethal Duck Movies, Cinematic Conspiracy Theories, and Confirmation on Amy Adams' Niceness

February 1st, 2017

1:02:11

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about cinematic conspiracy theories, Amy Adams being pleasant at a coffee shop, someone almost dying watching Howard the Duck, phony film professors, Thomas Haden Church …

Episode 286 - Independence Day: Resurgence

January 31st, 2017

1:40:51

On the final (Some of the) Worst of 2016 episode, the guys tackle the total who-was-asking-for-this sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence! Why does the CGI look so terrible in this major blockbuster? Why did we need to …

Episode 285 - Gods of Egypt

January 24th, 2017

1:28:54

This week on the show, the guys chat about the silly, gold-bleeding, CGI dump, Gods of Egypt! Why was it so hard to cast even one Egyptian actor in a …

Episode 284 - Suicide Squad

January 17th, 2017

1:39:33

This week on the show, our (Some of) the Worst of 2016 month continues with one of the most requested films in show history, the wretched Suicide Squad! Why do we need every single back story in here? Why jam pack so …

Episode 283 - Dirty Grandpa

January 10th, 2017

1:35:20

On this week's episode, the gang takes a look at the ridiculous Big Box comedy, Dirty Grandpa! Why did that beach scene need to be so extreme? Do the …

Episode 282 - Collateral Beauty

January 3rd, 2017

1:46:25

On the first episode of the new year, the guys hunker down for a month of chatting about some of the worst films of 2016! Up first is the pathetic …

WHM Mail Bag - Screaming Substitute Teachers, Dying at the Movies, and "Pump Up the Volume"'s Legacy

December 29th, 2016

40:46

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys chat about insanely fed-up substitute teachers, street brawls outside theaters, correcting people …

Episode 281 - Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv

December 27th, 2016

1:26:23

On the year-end episode of WHM, the guys are releasing their second of two shows—the first being Suburban Commando, released a few weeks …

WHM On-Screen: Rogue One

December 22nd, 2016

42:40

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang gather 'round to chat about the new Star Wars film, the pseudo-standalone prequel, Rogue One! Did we really need this many characters crammed in? What's with Forest …

Episode 280 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

December 20th, 2016

1:39:40

On this week's show, the gang brings the Christmas cheer as they rag on the sad sequel, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause! What's with the weird …

Episode 279 - Demolition Man

December 13th, 2016

1:43:06

On this week's episode, the gang celebrates another year on the air by talking about the totally great, Demolition Man! How did this whole society …

Episode 278 - End of Days

December 6th, 2016

1:33:53

On this week's episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What's with …

Episode 277 - Surviving the Game

November 29th, 2016

1:30:15

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson's Surviving the Game! What's the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey's character to get killed off so …

WHM Mail Bag - Hurricane Late Fees, Parking Lot Hitchhikers, and Movie Theater Perverts

November 28th, 2016

55:00

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about insane Blockbuster Video late fee policies, creepy multiplex parking lot hitchhikers, one …

Episode 276 - Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv

November 24th, 2016

1:07:16

On this special Thanksgiving edition of WHM, the gang gives thanks for jokes by releasing a special live show—the first of two shows taped at the LA …

Episode 275 - The Happening

November 22nd, 2016

1:45:20

This week, the guys welcome Justin J. Case back to the show to discuss the ridiculous nature disaster film, The Happening! How did Night think Marky …

Episode 274 - Fantastic Four (2005)

November 15th, 2016

1:24:51

On this week's episode, the gang targets the second of three times the Fantastic Four has been "introduced" to film audiences when they chat about 2005's Fantastic Four! What is with the random nature of that cosmic …

WHM On-Screen: Doctor Strange

November 11th, 2016

38:56

On this On-Screen episode, the guys welcome back good friend, Justin J. Case, to chat about the latest—and greatest?—Marvel movie, Doctor Strange! Credit where credit's due, this run time is amazing! How do they rate …

Episode 273 - Don't Tell Her It's Me

November 8th, 2016

1:29:17

On this week's show, the gang goes back to Rom-com Land to talk about the totally insane, and genuinely creepy, Don't Tell Her It's Me! Also known as …

Episode 272 - Ghosts Can't Do It

November 1st, 2016

1:24:55

On this week's episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and …

WHM On-Screen: Ranking the "Halloween" Franchise

October 28th, 2016

1:00:34

Happy Halloween! On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the entire Halloween franchise and ranks each film! Where do the guys put Halloween III: Season of the Witch? What is the worst sequel? And what about …

WHM Mail Bag - WHM Origins, Break-up Recovery Films, and The Absolute Worst Way to Ruin Blade II for Someone

October 26th, 2016

53:34

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys reveal some WHM origin stories, recommend their favorite post-break-up recovery films, read a story about …

Episode 271 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

October 25th, 2016

1:41:07

On this week's episode, the gang concludes their Halloween Spooktacular by heading back into Franchise Town by discussing the insane sequel, Texas …

Episode 270 - Ernest Scared Stupid

October 18th, 2016

1:37:21

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular gets a hot stupidity injection as the gang chats about the final franchise entry to be released …

Episode 269 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

October 11th, 2016

1:37:02

On this week's terrifying episode, the gang dives deeper into the Halloween Spooktacular as they take a look at the wretched sequel, Halloween: The …

Episode 268 - Pet Sematary II

October 4th, 2016

1:42:14

On this week's episode, Chris Cabin makes his grand return just in time to kick off the 2016 Halloween Spooktacular as the gang riffs on the …

WHM Mail Bag - Theater Walkouts, Haneke High School and Movie Theater Parking Lot Sex

September 29th, 2016

42:05

On the first WHM Mail Bag of season seven, the gang chats about what films they've walked out of, checked-out teachers showing their students the original Funny Games, projection booth flubs, horrendous Pittsburgh …

Episode 267 - Hollow Man

September 27th, 2016

1:28:28

On this week's episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What's with all this Nobel Prize talk? How …

Episode 266 - Anaconda

September 20th, 2016

1:35:25

On this week's episode, the gang decides to tackle one of the most infamous "bad" movies out there: Anaconda! How do you have a scroll with no …

Episode 265 - The Substitute 2: School's Out

September 13th, 2016

1:24:45

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to school with Treat Williams in, The Substitute 2: School's Out! Is he really bringing luggage to a …

Episode 264 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2

September 6th, 2016

1:37:25

On the sooner-than-expected return of We Hate Movies the gang gathers back together early to chat about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and also to plug …

WHM Summer Rerun - Silver Bullet

September 1st, 2016

1:27:27

Original Air Date: October 1st, 2012 On this spooky summer rerun, the guys reminisce about one of the greatest Gary Busey films of all time, Silver …

Episode 263 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Live)

August 30th, 2016

1:19:52

Recorded live in Rochester, July 16th, 2016 On this episode, the gang treks out to the Little Theatre to chat about the completely worthless sequel, …

WHM Summer Rerun - The Haunting

August 25th, 2016

1:18:59

Original Air Date: October 25th, 2011 The gang continues their summer break and reruns a really old Spooktacular episode on The Haunting! What's with …

WHM Summer Rerun - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

August 18th, 2016

1:22:12

Original Air Date: January 17th, 2012 On this very sweaty summer rerun, the guys try to cool off by reminiscing about one of the all-time fan …

Episode 262 - Jupiter Ascending (Live)

August 16th, 2016

1:02:42

Recorded live in Brooklyn, June 11th, 2016 On this episode, the gang heads to Union Hall in Brooklyn to talk about the insane space debacle, Jupiter Ascending! What's with these half-humanoid, half-animal creatures? Did …

WHM Summer Rerun - Dracula 2000

August 11th, 2016

1:39:46

Original Air Date: August 21st, 2012 The guys continue their summer break from production, but offer up a rerun on the totally ridiculous, Dracula …

WHM Summer Rerun - Addicted to Love

August 4th, 2016

1:27:13

Original Air Date: April 9th, 2013 As the guys take a few weeks off, WHM goes into Summer Reruns! First up: an episode from several years back on the insane romantic comedy, Addicted to Love! How are we supposed to feel …

Episode 261 - Predator 2 (Live)

August 2nd, 2016

1:11:15

Recorded live in Chicago, April 16th, 2015 On this special episode, the gang chats about the all-too-fun, Predator 2! What's with Danny Glover crashing all those cars? Why is the Predator skinning all those dudes, but …

WHM Mail Bag: Kids' Birthdays, R-rated Movie Sneaks, and Late-in-Life Masturbation Discoveries

July 29th, 2016

56:22

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks …

Episode 260 - Con Air

July 26th, 2016

1:25:08

On the season finale of We Hate Movies, the gang gets together one last time this summer to chat about a real We Love Movies selection, Con Air! Is Cage's character using Doritos as currency in prison? What's with that …

Animation Damnation #30 - The Real Ghostbusters

July 21st, 2016

33:33

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the absolutely ridiculous cartoon adaptation, The Real Ghostbusters! The episode in …

Episode 259 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

July 19th, 2016

1:41:08

On this week's episode, the gang takes the #SBE2016 up to the stars to chat about the super lame sequel, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! Featuring the exciting return of beloved cast member, Chris Cabin, the gang gets …

Episode 258 - Lady in the Water

July 12th, 2016

1:31:20

On this week's episode, the gang throws a pool party while they chat about the biggest letdown of 2006, M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water! How …

Episode 257 - Wild Wild West

July 5th, 2016

1:36:28

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to chat about the 1999 summer blockbuster disaster, Wild Wild West! What's with all the really bad green screened desert? Who thought …

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Movie Taste, Elderly Theater Patrons, and too Much Long John Silver's

June 30th, 2016

57:00

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read another round of zany letters! This time they're dealing with tales of rude, elderly movie theater patrons, Buffalo Wild Wings …

WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 6

June 29th, 2016

49:50

On this edition of WHM On-Screen the guys take a look back at the explosive sixth season of HBO's Game of Thrones! It should go without saying that …

Episode 256 - Another 48 Hrs.

June 28th, 2016

1:28:20

On this week's show, the #SBE2016 rolls into Unnecessary Sequel Country as the gang discusses the totally unwanted, Another 48 Hrs.! How do they not …

Animation Damnation #29 - Street Fighter

June 23rd, 2016

32:30

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang chats about a horrible cartoon failure--the Street Fighter series! The episode in question, "Getting to Guile," originally aired November 4th, 1995. What was with that USA …

Episode 255 - Street Fighter

June 21st, 2016

1:41:52

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 enters Video Game Adaptation Country as the gang welcomes the titular Vinny Brusco of The Vinny Brusco Show to …

Episode 254 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

June 14th, 2016

1:43:39

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 rolls on with the 1991 cult classic, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! As the guys chat about this "We Love …

WHM On-Screen: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

June 10th, 2016

39:05

The gang takes you into the weekend with an all-new WHM On-Screen talking about the latest example of cinematic turtle power, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows! What was the thinking behind that Krang …

Episode 253 - Speed 2: Cruise Control

June 7th, 2016

1:29:19

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza hits the high seas for the boring, totally unnecessary sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control! …

WHM On-Screen: X-Men: Apocalypse

June 3rd, 2016

36:55

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve give their thoughts on the latest entry into the X-Men saga, X-Men: Apocalypse! Did we really need Magneto to be taking up space in this movie? That Quicksilver …

Animation Damnation #28 - X-Men

June 2nd, 2016

29:46

On this episode of Animation Damnation the guys break down what is, without question, the absolute worst episode of the X-Men animated series, …

Episode 252 - X-Men: The Last Stand

May 31st, 2016

1:47:35

On the kick-off of the 2016 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Private Cabin's Sean Weiner, to talk about the disastrous Brett Ratner mutant murder spree, X-Men: The Last Stand! …

WHM Mail Bag: DJ DEA Agents, Listening to WHM in Class, and Things Not to Do with Italian Dressing

May 27th, 2016

45:05

On this round of WHM Mail Bag correspondence, the guys read letters about gross arcades getting raided by the DEA, creepy dates with dudes passing off dubious movie trivia as suave lines, and a certain obese action star …

Episode 251 - Kindergarten Cop 2

May 24th, 2016

1:36:15

On this week's episode, the gang once again shatters the Ten Year Rule to talk about the totally unnecessary sequel, Kindergarten Cop 2! What's with …

WHM On-Screen: Captain America: Civil War

May 20th, 2016

38:01

On this episode of WHM On-Screen the guys finally get around to sharing their thoughts about the latest entry into the MCU, Captain America: Civil War! Topics discussed include the fact that the film is just, "The …

Episode 250 - Highlander II: The Quickening

May 17th, 2016

1:32:10

On this very special 250th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates by finally talking about the ridiculous sequel, Highlander II: The …

Episode 249 - American Dreamz

May 10th, 2016

1:25:50

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back comedian and long time friend of the show, Justin J. Case, as they try to wrap their heads around the complete and total satirical misfire that is, American Dreamz! Why try …

Episode 248 - Waterworld (Live!)

May 3rd, 2016

1:04:01

Recorded December 12th,2015This week on the show, the gang is LIVE from the D.C. Improv tochat about the ridiculous blockbuster flub, Waterworld!Why …

WHM Mail Bag: Peein' at the Arcade, Dirty Diapers in the Theater, and One Ticked Off BvS Superfan

April 29th, 2016

56:05

On this episode of WHM Mail Bag,
the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read
letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a
person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper …

Episode 247 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

April 26th, 2016

1:19:20

On this week's episode, the gang scrapes
the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the
Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we
need? What's with all the talk about having sex with …

Animation Damnation #27 - Centurions

April 25th, 2016

30:51

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang talks about the insane toy commercial cartoon, Centurions! The episode in question, "Day of the Animals," raises concerns such as why cybernetic animals in the first …

Episode 246 - The Wizard

April 19th, 2016

1:44:20

On this week's episode, the gang gets around to a long-promised discussion on the ridiculous Nintendo-commercial film, The Wizard! How did anyone …

Episode 245 - My Best Friend's Wedding

April 12th, 2016

1:25:06

This week on the show, the guys tackle one of the creepiest rom-coms Hollywood ever created -- it's My Best Friend's Wedding! How in the world are we …

Episode 244 - Dungeons & Dragons

April 5th, 2016

1:20:54

On this week's episode, the gang finally wraps up the 2016 Listener Request Month with the sad sack, totally unwanted, fantasy nightmare, Dungeons …

Animation Damnation #26 - The Raccoons

March 31st, 2016

30:45

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang tackles the pilot episode of the oddly crass, Canadian cartoon, The Raccoons! The episode in question, "Surprise Attack!", originally aired sometime in the great year …

Episode 243 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

March 29th, 2016

2:05:17

This is a WHM Emergency Broadcast!
The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v …

Episode 242 - Antitrust

March 22nd, 2016

1:36:55

On this episode, the gang continues the--randomly selected--Listener Request Month with a chat about the 2001 cyber thriller, Antitrust! Did this …

WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather

March 17th, 2016

35:30

On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, …

Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach

March 15th, 2016

1:31:44

On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto …

Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row

March 8th, 2016

1:25:52

On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What's with all those …

Episode 239 - The Shadow

March 1st, 2016

1:33:30

This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is …

Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers

February 29th, 2016

36:45

On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they …

WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards

February 26th, 2016

37:28

On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone …

WHM On-Screen: Deadpool

February 24th, 2016

34:21

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their …

Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)

February 23rd, 2016

58:03

Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015
On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism …

WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups

February 18th, 2016

46:16

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched …

Episode 237 - The Watcher

February 16th, 2016

1:16:20

This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they …

Episode 236 - Daredevil

February 9th, 2016

1:32:55

On this week's episode, the gang takes on the Valentine's 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from …

Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)

February 2nd, 2016

1:35:19

On this week's episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, "White Guy Karate" movie: it's American Shaolin: King …

Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!

January 29th, 2016

26:00

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What's with …

Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter

January 26th, 2016

1:27:43

On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride--question mark?--The Last Witch Hunter! What's with Vin Diesel …

WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself

January 21st, 2016

1:00:00

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its …

Episode 233 - Pixels

January 19th, 2016

1:41:52

On this week's episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of …

Episode 232 - Russell Madness

January 12th, 2016

1:42:18

On this week's episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness! How many dogs-doing-things movies will this same company make? Why doesn't …

Episode 231 - Entourage

January 5th, 2016

1:40:23

On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage! Why did they not …

Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year

December 31st, 2015

31:00

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year, which …

WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets

December 28th, 2015

40:15

On this month's Mail Bag episode, the guys read stories about obnoxious movie theater tag alongs, horrendously embarrasing movie moments (and the friendships that are tested during them), and one extreme example of …

WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

December 23rd, 2015

50:00

On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.

Episode 230 - Santa Claus: The Movie

December 22nd, 2015

1:28:46

On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic? -- Santa Claus: The Movie! What's with the opening of …

Episode 229 - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

December 15th, 2015

1:29:20

On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous …

WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special

December 14th, 2015

57:26

On this special On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the …

Episode 228 - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

December 8th, 2015

1:22:10

On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Witness the rare George Carlin action sequence! Marvel at the …

Episode 227 - Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation

December 1st, 2015

1:20:20

On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation! What's with …

Episode 226 - Weekend at Bernie's II

November 24th, 2015

1:29:30

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie's II! How …

WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups

November 19th, 2015

27:10

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads some fan letters sparking a chat about accidentally returning porno to the video store, Freddy vs. Jason sex play, throwing up at the movies, as well as a letter from one …

WHM On-Screen: Spectre

November 18th, 2015

23:10

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of "Different Opinions on We Hate Movies" turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise …

Episode 225 - Weekend at Bernie's

November 17th, 2015

1:24:31

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie's! How do you create such lackluster mafia characters? How does no one see how …

Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.

November 12th, 2015

35:39

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.! The episode in question, "Garden of Evil", which aired December 4th, 1991, raises such burning questions as why is James …

Episode 224 - Supergirl

November 10th, 2015

1:39:40

On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl! Why …

Episode 223 - Never Say Never Again

November 3rd, 2015

1:38:03

On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, …

WHM On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise

October 30th, 2015

47:28

On this spooktacular edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst! Going off of Chris Cabin's …

Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice

October 29th, 2015

28:14

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, …

Episode 222 - Thinner

October 27th, 2015

1:26:17

On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) …

WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising

October 26th, 2015

38:10

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang makes contact with long lost co-host, Chris Cabin, to talk about strange New York City stories, pervs hanging around libraries, and different movie advertisements that freaked …

Episode 221 - Freddy vs. Jason

October 20th, 2015

1:37:03

This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 …

Episode 220 - Killer Workout

October 13th, 2015

1:15:24

On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout! Are …

Episode 219 - Brainscan

October 6th, 2015

1:32:25

On this week's episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan! Did they really think Trickster was …

Animation Damnation #20 - G.I. Joe Part 2

September 30th, 2015

34:15

On the second and final episode of September's all-request Animation Damnation, the guys head back to Joe Town with an episode of G.I. Joe that explores the exciting highs and tragic lows of Cobra's financial woes! The …

Episode 218 - The Devil's Advocate

September 29th, 2015

1:40:27

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month comes to a close as the gang makes a deal with the world's shortest Satan -- it's The Devil's Advocate! Why does the movie bother having a big reveal scene at the end when …

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Jobs, Crying at Movies and Our Favorite Simpsons Moments

September 24th, 2015

23:20

This month on the Mail Bag, we chat about some of the worst jobs we've ever had, what some of our favorite moments from The Simpsons are, and one listener writes in to tell us about the most extreme way to avoid …

Episode 217 - The Dead Pool

September 22nd, 2015

1:33:54

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month rolls on as the gang takes a trip to foggy San Francisco for a ride along with Dirty Harry Callahan in …

Episode 216 - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

September 15th, 2015

1:31:19

As the new Listener Request Month rolls on, the gang heads to the Land of Made for Television to discuss the totally creepy, porn panic Lifetime …

Animation Damnation #19 - Speed Racer

September 10th, 2015

32:30

On the season premiere of Animation Damnation, the gang takes a look at an off-the-wall episode of Speed Racer where a grown man rides around on horseback whipping cars in his town. The episode in question is "The Car …

Episode 215 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

September 8th, 2015

1:20:47

On the season six premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang kicks off an all-new Listener Request Month with a title that is, in the loosest sense of the word, a movie - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! What is with the instant …

WHM Summer Rerun - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

September 1st, 2015

1:33:06

Original Air Date: February 7th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "I convinced myself I liked this movie for five years." - Steve Sajdak "We just watched it…I can’t tell you what this movie’s about!" - …

WHM Summer Rerun - Eight Crazy Nights

August 25th, 2015

1:16:22

Original Air Date: December 11th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "If you're Jewish, run from this film... Run screaming!" - Chris Cabin …

WHM Summer Rerun - Judge Dredd

August 18th, 2015

1:21:48

Original Air Date: November 8th, 2011
What the gang thought of the film: "He’s just a big turd in this movie" - Steve Sajdak, on Rob Schneider's presence in the film. "It’s the biggest codpiece I’ve ever seen!" - …

WHM Summer Rerun - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

August 11th, 2015

1:26:26

Original Air Date: December 4th, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "If anyone can handle a Fuck You, it's George Lucas." - Andrew Jupin …

Animation Damnation Summer Rerun: Joe's Night Out

August 6th, 2015

41:56

Original Air Date: May 14th, 2014 What the gang thought of this cartoon episode: "You wanna give Ed Harris a heart attack, this is how you do it." - Chris Cabin "There's no fat G.I. Joes, huh?" - Steve Sajdak …

WHM Summer Rerun - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

August 4th, 2015

1:30:02

Original Air Date: May 22nd, 2012
What the gang thought of the film: "This movie is about an ice cream fight!" - Steve Sajdak "That means this pain in the ass kid is officially homeless, which means it's either the …

Episode 214 - Green Lantern (Live)

July 28th, 2015

1:19:29

Recorded live at the Lily Pad in Cambridge, Massachusetts - March 21st, 2015
On the WHM season finale, the guys are in Cambridge to talk about one of …

Episode 213 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

July 21st, 2015

1:48:40

On the penultimate episode of the #SBE2015, the gang tackles possibly the worst adaptation of Alan Moore's work yet, The League of Extraordinary …

WHM Mail Bag: Special Summer Camp Edition!

July 17th, 2015

31:30

On this special edition of WHM Mail Bag, Andrew and Eric take a look at a selection of letters from summer camp! Well, not actually from a summer camp, but the letters are about some insane summer camp experiences!
This …

Episode 212 - The Matrix Revolutions

July 14th, 2015

1:33:13

As the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza winds down, the gang tackles the worst part of one of the biggest movie franchises, The Matrix Revolutions! …

Animation Damnation #18 - DuckTales

July 10th, 2015

34:37

On the season finale of Animation Damnation, the gang's all here to analyze the horrendous social inequality in Disney's DuckTales! How were the ducks allowed to take so much power over the dogs and the nearly extinct …

Episode 211 - DragonHeart

July 7th, 2015

1:42:07

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on with the dragon-packed, action-packed, buddy comedy, DragonHeart! What is the …

Episode 210 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

June 30th, 2015

1:34:11

Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza (#SBE2015) rolls on as we take a look at a pretty silly sequel, 2003's Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines! How …

WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Films to See Before You Die, Pat Hingle & Movie Theater Creeps

June 29th, 2015

27:50

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag the gang reads emails from people recalling strange tales of movie theater creeps during bad Eastwood movies, hilarious run-ins with the legendary Pat Hingle, and one listener who allowed …

Animation Damnation #17 - Pokémon

June 26th, 2015

37:15

On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve's brother Mark drops by and the gang gets completely turned around in the world of Pokémon! Admitting up front to nothing less than complete ignorance to the franchise, the …

Episode 209 - Son of the Mask

June 23rd, 2015

1:32:18

On this week's episode, the gang hangs out at the bottom of the barrel with Son of the Mask! Did literally every comic actor in Hollywood turn this …

Episode 208 - Camp Nowhere

June 16th, 2015

1:18:01

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza packs up and heads to camp as the guys talk about the totally insane, yet still recommended, Camp Nowhere! How did these parents let their kids get picked up …

Episode 207 - Stealth

June 9th, 2015

1:36:25

Our Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into week two with the film Gene Shalit once told Andrew had, "Oscar written all over it", Stealth! So grab …

Episode 206 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park

June 2nd, 2015

1:40:15

We kick off the 2015 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza (#SBE2015) by getting dino-fever for 1997's The Lost World: Jurassic Park! How was John Hammond not put in jail after the events of the first film? Did they honestly …

Animation Damnation #16 - ProStars

May 29th, 2015

29:18

On this episode of We Hate Movies' Animation Damnation the guys are joined by friend and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, as they wrap up "WHM Michael Jordan's Hubris" week with a conversation about the …

Episode 205 - Space Jam

May 26th, 2015

1:37:32

On this week's episode, the gang tears into the completely ridiculous, total disgrace, live action/animation hybrid, Space Jam! Why is this movie …

WHM On-Screen: The Conclusion of Mad Men

May 22nd, 2015

26:10

On the return of WHM On-Screen, the guys fulfill their promise from last year and release a conversation about the fantastic conclusion of Mad Men! …

Episode 204 - Blind Fury

May 19th, 2015

1:22:52

On this week's episode, the gang has nothing but love for 1989's incredible white guy ninja masterpiece, Blind Fury! Why do all movies with blind characters have other characters "test" them to see if they're actually …

WHM Mail Bag: Awkward Dates, Brave Moms and Horrendous Theater Behavior

May 18th, 2015

33:11

This month we open up the old WHM Mail Bag and read letters about awkward dates at the movies, people with horrendous movie theater etiquette and one …

WHM Interview: Gilbert Gottfried

May 15th, 2015

1:03:06

On this very special episode, the gang sits down to chat with the legendary Gilbert Gottfried! Just as we'd hoped, our talk jumped all over the …

Episode 203 - House Arrest

May 12th, 2015

1:29:54

On this week's episode, the gang gets angry as they tear apart the 1996 give-hope-to-children-of-divorce comedy, House Arrest! Just how is that all these parents are dumb enough to fall for this? How has no one pointed …

Episode 202 - Teen Witch

May 5th, 2015

1:26:01

On this week's episode, it's a real We Love Movies situation as the gang casts a spell over 1980's suburbia in the cheese-fest teen comedy, Teen …

Episode 201 - Loverboy

April 28th, 2015

1:23:22

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the homophobic, racist, sexist cinematic cesspool that is 1989's Loverboy! What's with those gross fake …

WHM Mail Bag: Forgotten Films, Lame Roller Coasters and an Encounter with Gene Shalit

April 27th, 2015

29:12

On this month's Mail Bag episode, the gang discusses movies ruined by awkward parents, adulterous trips to roller coaster parks and the tale of …

Animation Damnation #15 - Denver the Last Dinosaur

April 24th, 2015

22:45

On this episode of We Hate Movies' Animation Damnation, the gang mellows out with an episode of the stoner-friendly children's cartoon, Denver the Last Dinosaur. The episode under review is "Denver Makes the Grade" …

Episode 200 - Red Heat

April 21st, 2015

1:26:55

On this very special 200th episode, the gang's all here to discuss two of their favorite show-fodder actors, Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi …

Episode 199 - Face/Off

April 14th, 2015

1:36:59

On this week's episode, the gang swaps faces with John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the insane 90's action flick, Face/Off! Why not just suck it up …

Episode 198 - The Juror

April 7th, 2015

1:37:29

On this week's episode, the gang goes to court with Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin in the ridiculous legal thriller, The Juror! Why does Alec Baldwin's …

Episode 197 - Next of Kin

March 31st, 2015

1:41:43

On this week's episode, the gang heads to Chicago by way of Kentucky to roughhouse with Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson in the action packed family drama, Next of Kin! How many ponytails does Swayze have going at once …

WHM Mail Bag: Embarrassed Dogs, Embarrassing Teachers and Awkward Projection Tales

March 30th, 2015

25:41

On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang talks about weird dog walking incidents, horrendous teachers (it never ends!) and even a few awkward projection booth nightmares.
Do you have a question for the WHM gang? Or maybe a …

Episode 196 - Twisted

March 24th, 2015

1:27:12

On this week's episode, the gang hits the foggy streets of San Francisco to track down a serial killer with Ashley Judd and Andy Garcia in the totally macho cop flick, Twisted! Oh, of course we start with the creepy …

Animation Damnation #14 - Captain Planet and the Planeteers

March 20th, 2015

29:35

On this episode of We Hate Movies' Animation Damnation, the gang talk about an episode of the recycling superhero adventure show, Captain Planet and the Planeteers! The episode in question is "Talkin' Trash" which …

Episode 195 - Moontrap

March 17th, 2015

1:37:42

On this week's episode, the gang heads to the surface of the moon to tackle the low budget, sci-fi dud, Moontrap! How do you not cast Bruce Campbell …

Episode 194 - Fatal Beauty

March 10th, 2015

1:22:57

On this week's episode, the gang takes a look at Whoopi Goldberg's Beverly Hills Cop knock-off, Fatal Beauty! Is this as conspicuous as an undercover …

Episode 193 - Teen Wolf Too

March 3rd, 2015

1:31:20

On this week's episode, the gang joins the Sideshow Network just in time to discuss the totally lame and completely joke-less sequel, Teen Wolf Too! …

Episode 192 - White Noise

February 24th, 2015

1:29:30

On this episode, the gang takes apart the dull-as-dirt Michael Keaton ghost movie, White Noise! How famous does an author have to be before getting …

WHM Mail Bag: Pay Channel Porn, Private Ryan and a Perverted History Teacher

February 20th, 2015

21:50

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from fans who flipped the "What Are YOU Watching?" trope on its head, got sent to the library basement with a Russian war films on VHS and who once had a history …

Episode 191 - Seventh Son

February 17th, 2015

1:30:46

On this week's episode, the gang breaks the infamous Ten Year Rule to dissect the delayed, but insane, Seventh Son! Julianne Moore as a witch, or …

Animation Damnation #13 - Captain N: The Game Master - Happy Birthday, Megaman

February 12th, 2015

30:14

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle an episode of Captain N: The Game Master entitled, "Happy Birthday, Megaman". Why does Megaman look and sound like a talking garbage can? Why is Simon Belmont …

Episode 190 - Stigmata

February 10th, 2015

1:38:06

On this week's episode, the gang gets all Father Merrin as they attempt to exorcise the silly Exorcist wannabe, Stigmata! Well before her Boyhood nomination, Patricia Arquette starred in a film with music by Billy …

Episode 189 - Taking Lives

February 3rd, 2015

1:22:05

On this week's episode, the gang kick off Oscar Month with the ridiculous serial killer snooze, Taking Lives! Sure, he's nominated for Best …

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Dads, Bad Dates and Bad Movie High

January 31st, 2015

22:41

This month on the Mail Bag, the gang read letters involving awkward dad screenings, a love that was never meant to be, and some of the absolute worst …

Episode 188 - Sabotage

January 27th, 2015

1:34:05

On this week's episode the gang goes undercover with Arnold and the rest of his crummy DEA friends in the super embarrassing, pee-smelling crime …

Episode 187 - Dracula Untold

January 20th, 2015

1:24:23

On this episode, the gang starts finding a pattern in the worst films of 2014 as they tackle another demon/monster movie with Dracula Untold! Why try …

Episode 186 - Winter's Tale

January 13th, 2015

1:41:00

On this week's episode, the gang tackles what Andrew swears is "one of the worst films" he's ever seen. It's the magical, flying horse, angry demon epic, Winter's Tale! How is someone sneaking into the attic of Grand …

Episode 185 - I, Frankenstein

January 6th, 2015

1:31:35

We're back! Kicking off 2015 with the Worst of 2014, the gang tackles one of the biggest, most useless stinkers in show history, I, Frankenstein! How many times can you use the world gargoyle before going insane? Is …

Animation Damnation #11 - Life with Louie: A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman

December 24th, 2014

24:23

On this Animation Damnation, the gang takes a terrifying look at the Life with Louie Christmas special, "A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman"! Caution: Impressions of both Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr abound!

Episode 184 - Look Who's Talking Now!

December 23rd, 2014

1:32:46

On the final episode of 2014, the gang talks about the ridiculous, Christmas-set sequel, Look Who's Talking Now! Why exactly is this woman chasing …

WHM Mail Bag: Hamsters, Hobbits and Horrible Parents

December 22nd, 2014

23:28

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys chat about hamster disposal, boring Hobbit movies, terrible movies parents bring kids to and more! How did your parents get rid of dead pets? Are you catching that third Hobbit film? …

WHM On-Screen: The Interview

December 19th, 2014

25:41

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the controversy over the new Rogen/Franco film, The Interview! Plus: We get exclusive details about the film from one of the few people in the world to have seen …

Episode 183 - Super Mario Bros.

December 16th, 2014

1:45:15

In the second-to-last episode of 2014, the gang tackles the oft-requested, yet never recorded, Super Mario Bros.! Why do we need all this life-of-a-plumber back story before we get to Koopaland? Did the cast really get …

Episode 182 - Jingle All the Way 2

December 9th, 2014

1:49:30

In this episode, the gang celebrates their fourth anniversary on the air by breaking the Ten Year Rule to discuss the ridiculous fake-sequel, Jingle …

Episode 181 - Three Men and a Baby

December 2nd, 2014

1:23:39

On this week's episode, the gang cracks a horrendous 1980's sex cult with the ridiculous comedy, Three Men and a Baby! Just how large is this New …

WHM Mailbag: Ninja Scroll, Angry Audiences & Our Favorite Films

November 29th, 2014

24:35

A perfect treat to download before your drive home from what was surely a wholesome family gathering! On this WHM Mailbag, we chat about awkward …

Episode 180 - Buried Alive

November 25th, 2014

1:34:34

On this week's episode, the latest #WHMLRM comes to an end as the guys discuss the totally insane Frank Darabont thriller, Buried Alive! What is with that guitar twang? Did that sheriff just ask Tim Matheson out on a …

A Side Order of Sleaze: H.O.T.S.

November 20th, 2014

36:05

Hey, remember our side show, A Side Order of Sleaze? No? Well, you're in luck! We're back with an all-new sleazy side order just in time for Thanksgiving! Hooray? On this episode (recorded a while back, but never …

Episode 179 - The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

November 18th, 2014

1:39:41

On this week's episode, the gang gets skeeved out by the ultra-white, 90s, domestic thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! How in the world did …

Animation Damnation #9 - Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

November 13th, 2014

47:20

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang tackles the heavily requested, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue! How much weed does this kid think he needs? Why did the President and First Lady introduce this thing? And …

Episode 178 - Johnny Mnemonic

November 11th, 2014

1:24:08

On this week's episode, the #WHMLRM continues as the guys tackle the 1995 cyber-punk thriller, Johnny Mnemonic! What's with this narration-less …

Episode 177 - Wild in the Streets

November 4th, 2014

1:27:57

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the latest Listener Request Month with the ridiculous, 60's propaganda film, Wild in the Streets! Did Ed …

Episode 176 - Child's Play 3

October 28th, 2014

1:34:42

The #WHMSpooktacular2014 sadly comes to an end with the "Platoon of Horror Movies", Child's Play 3! Why bother continuing the Andy storyline? Why did …

Episode 175 - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

October 21st, 2014

1:39:37

Our #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with the totally pointless teen horror snore-quel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer! Why does Freddie insist …

WHM Mail Bag: John Lithgow, Jorts & JCVD

October 17th, 2014

31:46

In this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang chats about awkward encounters with angry dads, day jobs for retired Transformers, and their own personal …

Episode 174 - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

October 14th, 2014

1:47:01

The #WHMSpooktacular2014 rolls on with a trip back to Crystal Lake in the insanely stupid sequel, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday! Why did they …

Episode 173 - C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the C.H.U.D.

October 7th, 2014

1:48:39

The gang welcomes back comedian and friend Justin J. Case to help kick off the sequel-centric #WHMSpooktacular2014 with the genre-flopping, C.H.U.D. …

Episode 172 - Double Dragon

September 30th, 2014

1:45:29

In this week's episode, the gang calls an audible in order to tackle the wretched video game adaptation, Double Dragon! Why in the world would you …

Episode 171 - Secret Window

September 23rd, 2014

1:40:51

On this week's episode, the gang finally works up the courage to tackle the incredibly stupid Stephen King adaptation, Secret Window! Why did they think casting John Turturro as a menacing Mississippian was a good idea? …

Episode 170 - Timecop

September 16th, 2014

1:39:45

On this episode, the gang celebrates the 20th anniversary of the legendary Timecop! Why did they need those rocket cars to time travel? Why is Ron …

Episode 169 - The Substitute

September 9th, 2014

1:46:05

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with Tom Berenger and Marc Anthony in The Substitute! Why does this movie …

WHM Summer Rerun - Ewoks: the Battle for Endor

September 2nd, 2014

1:31:43

Original Air Date: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
On the final WHM Summer Rerun of 2014, the guys look back at one of the all-time fan favorite episodes on Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! This show marks the …

WHM Summer Rerun: Rocky IV

August 26th, 2014

1:21:00

On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the time they got in the ring with Rocky IV! Everyone agrees that Paulie is Cinema's Greatest Loser. …

WHM Summer Rewind: Tuff Turf

August 12th, 2014

1:35:15

Original Air Date: 2/12/13
On this WHM Summer Rerun, the gang reminisces about one of their absolute favorite films from the WHM catalog, Tuff Turf! …

WHM Summer Rerun: Invisible Child

August 5th, 2014

1:34:05

Original Air Date: 9/4/12
On the first WHM Summer Rerun, the gang looks back at the batshit classic, Invisible Child! Andrew explains how he'd handle someone thinking they had an invisible child, Steve rags on the …

Episode 168 - TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze

July 29th, 2014

1:37:55

On the WHM Summer Finale, the #SBE2014 comes to an end when the gang chats about the incredibly annoying and sadly family friendly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze! Why didn't they put Bebop and …

Episode 167 - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

July 22nd, 2014

1:37:07

On this week's episode, the gang rides the rails with Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian in the train hijacking sequel, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! Why do we need Seagal microwaving a cake? Did Bogosian have to do that …

WHM Mailbag: Nude-alities, Elderly Flashers and Hell Mouths

July 17th, 2014

19:45

In the July Mailbag, Andrew, Eric and Chris talk about naked old fellas, Charles Manson, bad celebrity impressions and more!

Have something for the …

Episode 166 - The Day After Tomorrow

July 15th, 2014

1:27:50

In this week's episode, the gang bundles up with the ultra boring disaster dud, The Day After Tomorrow! How 'bout those CGI wolves, huh? Why did they …

Episode 165 - Planet of the Apes (2001)

July 8th, 2014

1:35:55

In this week's episode, the gang enters the back half of their Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with Tim Burton's depressingly terrible Planet of the Apes! Why not hire anybody besides Mark Wahlberg? Why are we still …

Episode 164 - Stroker Ace

July 1st, 2014

1:28:37

On this week's episode, the gang tackles a sweaty ass Burt Reynolds' movie with the pretty silly, Stroker Ace! Is Stroker an immortal god who has …

Animation Damnation #5 - The Magicks of Megas-Tu

June 27th, 2014

47:05

On this edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are ragging on an episode of the Star Trek cartoon entitled, "The Magicks of Megas-Tu"! While possibly being a huge commercial for their all-new, hilarious, Trekmentary …

Episode 163 - Catwoman

June 24th, 2014

1:40:50

In this week's episode, the 4th annual Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang tackles the Gotham-less, action-less, interest-less Catwoman! Why is this movie not set in Gotham? Is Benjamin Bratt's …

Episode 162 - Swordfish

June 17th, 2014

1:36:52

In this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 2014 rolls on with the sexy cyber thriller, Swordfish! What is with that wretched Dog Day …

Episode 161 - Mortal Kombat

June 10th, 2014

1:43:08

In this week's episode, the gang travels to Outworld to take on Goro and the rest of the freaks in the ass kicking video game adaptation, Mortal Kombat! Why did they cower away from any blood whatsoever? Why does …

WHM Mail Bag: Chuck E. Cheese, Vasectomies and Divorce

June 6th, 2014

25:50

On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang opens up some letters talking about strange Chuck E. Cheese encounters, divorced dads at the movies, favorite Jim Belushi films and academic Abraxas crossword puzzles! PLUS: A letter from …

Episode 160 - Mystery Men

June 3rd, 2014

1:39:44

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off #SBE2014 with the dull film about wannabe superheroes, Mystery Men! Why make a movie about tertiary …

Episode 159 - Hamburger: The Motion Picture

May 26th, 2014

1:40:15

In this week's episode, the gang concludes their Memorial Day Hot Dogs & Hamburgers double feature by taking to task the incredibly offensive …

Episode 158 - Hot Dog... The Movie

May 20th, 2014

1:39:06

In this week's episode, the gang hits the slopes with the outrageous, irresponsible, hot dog free, Hot Dog... The Movie! Why are we touring so many motels before we get to the mountain resort? Who thought naming a …

Episode 157 - Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

May 13th, 2014

1:18:13

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the ridiculous Jesse "The Body" Ventura masterpiece, Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe! What is the point of …

Episode 156 - The Butterfly Effect

May 6th, 2014

1:33:15

In this week's episode, the gang gets super extreme and totally has their minds blown while watching The Butterfly Effect! With this trumped up student film, who thought it was a good idea to put up the money? Why does …

Episode 155 - Every Which Way But Loose

April 29th, 2014

1:50:50

In this week's episode, the gang gets in a bar brawl with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the Orangutan in the bare knuckle action flick, Every Which Way But Loose! How is Eastwood getting this ape into all these restaurants? …

Episode 154 - Hail Caesar

April 22nd, 2014

1:37:10

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the laughless, Anthony Michael Hall passion project, Hail Caesar! How did something like this get the green …

Episode 153 - The Karate Kid, Part III

April 15th, 2014

1:32:10

In this week's episode, the gang enters the Under 18 All-Valley tournament with Ralph Macchio and Thomas Ian Griffith in the ridiculous sequel, The …

Episode 152 - Joysticks

April 8th, 2014

1:27:42

In this week's episode, the gang gets nostalgic for '80s arcade culture with the ?classic? raunch comedy, Joysticks! How does this nerd fall for that …

Episode 151 - North

April 1st, 2014

1:45:00

In this week's episode, the gang goes on the road with Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis in the absolutely horrendous family tragedy, North! Who thought …

Episode 150 - My Science Project

March 25th, 2014

1:21:27

In this week's episode, the gang tries (and fails) to travel through time with Fisher Stevens and Dennis Hopper in the forgotten sci-fi dud, My Science Project! Why did the script call for all those slurs? How does this …

Episode 149 - Dreamcatcher

March 18th, 2014

1:43:23

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to snowy Maine with Thomas Jane and Jason Lee in the fart filled, Stephen King adaptation, Dreamcatcher! Really, what is with all the farting? Was Stephen King just recycling …

Episode 148 - Canvas

March 11th, 2014

1:24:45

In this week's episode, the gang travels to Montreal - or do they stay in New York? - to ride alongside Gary Busey in the geographically confused art thriller, Canvas! Have there ever been two less convincing actors …

Episode 147 - Blame It On Rio

March 4th, 2014

1:21:25

In this week's episode, the gang takes a creepy trip south to point and stare at Michael Caine in the incredibly disturbing Blame It On Rio! Why is there a parrot in almost every shot? Has Michael Caine ever been …

Episode 146 - Mrs. Doubtfire

February 25th, 2014

1:30:20

In this week's episode, the gang gets ready to break up some nostalgia with the insanely terrifying, family in peril thriller, Mrs. Doubtfire! Why does this movie need to tack on the anti-smoking message? How does Robin …

Episode 145 - Hard Target

February 18th, 2014

1:32:33

In this week's episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy with JCVD and Wilford Brimley in the 1993 action pseudo-classic, Hard Target! What is going on with all these accents? Is Lance Henriksen the Devil? And can …

Episode 144 - Masters of the Universe LIVE

February 11th, 2014

57:20

In this week's episode, the gang hits the stage at the People's Improv Theater to rag on one of the 1980's hunkiest flubs, Masters of the Universe! Why does it feel like we're starting with a sequel to a different …

Episode 143 - Pray for Death

February 4th, 2014

1:29:36

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with 1985's amazing, karate-feuled, revenge film, Pray for Death! Why would …

Episode 142 - A Good Day to Die Hard

January 28th, 2014

1:37:26

In this week's episode, the gang caps off their Worst of 2013 month with a trip to Mother Russia in the laziest chapter in the Book of McClane yet, A Good Day to Die Hard! How is John McClane Sr. a terminator in this …

Episode 141 - Getaway

January 21st, 2014

1:27:22

In this week's episode, the gang welcomes Blame it on Outer Space's Ben Worcester to the show as they dissect the incredibly boring Ethan Hawke thriller, Getaway! Why did they think so much hyper editing was a good …

Episode 140 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back

January 14th, 2014

1:30:30

In this week's episode, the gang has their jaws on the floor with the incredibly wrongheaded, totally embarrassing, Easy Rider: The Ride Back. Where does that 9/11 reference come from? How many flashback threads can you …

Episode 139 - After Earth

January 7th, 2014

1:29:15

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their Worst of 2013 month with the totally snooze-worthy, secret M. Night Shyamalan film, After Earth! …

Episode 138 - The Core

December 31st, 2013

1:42:19

In this week's episode, the gang says goodbye to 2013 by digging to the center of the earth with 2003's sci-fi snooze, The Core! How much inaccurate science can you fit in one movie? How much scenery can The Tucc chew? …

Episode 137 - Jingle All the Way

December 24th, 2013

1:30:54

In this very merry Christmas episode, the gang gets in the holiday spirit with the completely insane Arnold/Sinbad holiday loon-fest, Jingle All the …

Episode 136 - The Good Son

December 17th, 2013

1:33:30

In this week's episode, the gang takes a walk through the graveyard with creepy Macaulay Culkin and not as creepy Elijah Wood in the eerie child …

Animation Damnation #1 - He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Speical

December 10th, 2013

39:00

On the pilot episode of ANIMATION DAMNATION, the gang launches straight into hell with He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special! How many action figure advertisements can you squeeze into one hour-long special? Why does …

Episode 135 - Ghostbusters II

December 10th, 2013

1:33:41

On this very special third anniversary show, the gang's all here, on the air to rant about the nostalgia-tainted, comedy-free sequel, Ghostbusters II! Why wasn't the focus centered on the comedy? Why not make a new …

Episode 134 - Date with an Angel

December 3rd, 2013

1:26:55

In this week's episode, the gang hangs out with Emmanuelle Beart and Michael E. Knight in the heavenly romantic comedy, Date with an Angel! Why decide to make this angel chirp like a pigeon instead of speak? Is this …

Episode 133 - Copycat

November 26th, 2013

1:24:20

In this week's episode, the gang is cold on the trail of the Copycat Killer with Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 cyber-ish thriller, …

Episode 132 - China O'Brien

November 19th, 2013

1:27:44

In this week's episode, the gang heads to Utah to kick ass and run for Sheriff with Cynthia Rothrock in the karate classic, China O'Brien! Did anyone notice this is pretty much Walking Tall minus Joe Don Baker? Was that …

Episode 131 - Deep Blue Sea

November 12th, 2013

1:24:41

In this week's episode, the gang goes a few leagues under the sea with Sam Jackson and Tom Jane in the 1999 sharksploitation flick, Deep Blue Sea! How did this movie get away with ripping off Jurassic Park so bad? Why …

Episode 130 - Stay Tuned

November 5th, 2013

1:22:09

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off November's "Stay Tuned" month with 1992's witty send up of television culture, the aptly titled, Stay …

Episode 129 - Post-Halloween Bonus: Scream 3 (LIVE)

November 1st, 2013

57:14

One last scary treat for this year's Spooktacular because we're always so sad to see it go! Recorded live at the People's Improv Theater in New York …

Episode 128 - Casper

October 29th, 2013

1:23:35

In this week's episode, the gang wraps up their 2013 Halloween Spooktacular with the insanely stupid, live action ghost romp, Casper! How can this …

Episode 127 - Chopping Mall

October 21st, 2013

1:10:35

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to one of the greatest places in human civilization, the mall in the 1980s, with the killer robot flick, …

Episode 126 - Cat's Eye

October 15th, 2013

1:28:41

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to the Stephen King well with the horror-less horror anthology, Cat's Eye! Where is Alan King getting the …

Episode 125 - Body Parts

October 8th, 2013

1:32:15

In this week's Spooktacular episode, the gang shakes hands with Jeff Fahey and his new arm in 1991's body horror thriller, Body Parts! How in the …

Episode 124 - New Nightmare

October 1st, 2013

1:23:55

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! …

A Side Order of Sleaze: School Spirit

September 24th, 2013

44:10

On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang talks about the ridiculous, college, ghost comedy, School Spirit! Where are all the ghost laws in this movie? …

Episode 123 - WHM Live: Cliffhanger

September 17th, 2013

1:02:09

Recorded live at the Peoples Improv Theater in New York City, the gang spends the evening ripping on the Sylvester Stallone actioneer, Cliffhanger! …

WHM On-Screen: The Gang Breaks Bad

September 13th, 2013

39:08

On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about Breaking Bad - plot points, crazy theories and the great Bob Odenkirk - before the airing of the final three episodes. Spoilers abound. Obviously. This episode …

Episode 122 - Only the Strong

September 10th, 2013

1:20:33

In this week's episode, the gang returns from their summer vacation to rip on the totally ridiculous (but fun!) capoeira thriller, Only the Strong! …

WHM Mailbag: Bad Boyfriends & Belushi Cults

August 8th, 2013

13:50

On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang briefly emerges from vacation to do plugs for a new live show and the Private Cabin Indiegogo campaign and also reads a couple fan letters - one about a bad, bad boyfriend and …

Episode 121 - Grown Ups 2

July 30th, 2013

1:28:40

In this week's episode, the gang's all here to send off SBE3 in style by breaking the Ten Year rule to rant about Grown Ups 2! In quite possibly the …

Episode 120 - She's All That

July 23rd, 2013

1:30:07

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to high school with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Leigh Cook in the 1999 teen snooze, She's All That! How …

Episode 119 - Volcano

July 16th, 2013

1:27:22

In this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much …

Episode 118 - The Running Man

July 9th, 2013

1:18:52

In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much …

Episode 117 - S.W.A.T.

July 2nd, 2013

1:17:00

In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place …

Episode 116 - Jaws 3D

June 25th, 2013

1:20:32

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3D! Why did the …

Episode 115 - Bad Boys II

June 18th, 2013

1:24:26

In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to …

Episode 114 - Steel

June 11th, 2013

1:32:00

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd …

Episode 113 - Godzilla

June 4th, 2013

1:30:50

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew …

Episode 112 - Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

May 28th, 2013

1:23:53

In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop …

Episode 111 - Houseguest

May 21st, 2013

1:31:09

In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does …

Episode 110 - Foodfight

May 14th, 2013

1:18:45

In this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who …

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