Watch What Crappens

972 EpisodesProduced by Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam (Rose Pricks Bachelor Podcast) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Subscribe at… read more

972 Episodes | 2012 - 2019

Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday

April 26th, 2019


Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards …

RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel

April 25th, 2019


Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge?

To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview …

RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!

April 24th, 2019


A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with …

PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased

April 23rd, 2019


Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. 

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April 22nd, 2019


The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but …

Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?

April 22nd, 2019


As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: …

SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas

April 19th, 2019


The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one …

RHONY: Phone Sex and the City

April 18th, 2019


"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the …

RHOBH: Judge Dread

April 17th, 2019


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better?

To hear this week's …

PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!

April 16th, 2019


Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if …

RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral

April 15th, 2019


NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. 

To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, …

Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!

April 15th, 2019


Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and …

RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston

April 12th, 2019


Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? 

To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand …

RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston

April 11th, 2019


Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find …

PumpRules: Puppy No Love

April 9th, 2019


The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" …

Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders

April 8th, 2019


It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash …

RHOA: Koi Vey

April 8th, 2019


"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her …

SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix

April 7th, 2019


Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer …

RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!

April 6th, 2019


The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic …


April 3rd, 2019


Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate …

PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta

April 2nd, 2019


"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of …

RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini

April 1st, 2019


Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns. 

To hear this week's bonus …

Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode

March 29th, 2019


Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. 

To hear this week's bonus …

RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down

March 28th, 2019


Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone. 

To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a …

RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé

March 27th, 2019


Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," …

PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)

March 26th, 2019


TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected …

ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle

March 25th, 2019


"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the …

SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session

March 22nd, 2019


"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. …

RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!

March 21st, 2019


Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at …

RHOBH: Textes Blizzard

March 20th, 2019


iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle …

PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch

March 19th, 2019


Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana …

Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner

March 18th, 2019


Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? 

To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of …

RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake

March 17th, 2019


Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the …

Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati

March 16th, 2019


We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? 

To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip …

Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me

March 15th, 2019


Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. 

To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at …

RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses

March 13th, 2019


Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are …

PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor

March 13th, 2019


We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up …

RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA

March 11th, 2019


We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway …

RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC

March 9th, 2019


The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, …

Summer House: Back To Basics

March 8th, 2019


The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this …

RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

March 7th, 2019


Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. …

RHOBH: Bahama Fleas

March 6th, 2019


It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being …

PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain

March 5th, 2019


Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does …

RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig

March 4th, 2019


We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys!

To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a …

Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho

March 1st, 2019


Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces.

To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a …

RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong

February 28th, 2019


Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator. 

To hear this week's bonus …

RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War

February 27th, 2019


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic …

PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?

February 26th, 2019


The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand. 

To hear …

TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail

February 26th, 2019


Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their …

RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!

February 23rd, 2019


We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!

RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes

February 20th, 2019


The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. 

To hear this week's bonus …

PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime

February 20th, 2019


Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee …

RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger

February 19th, 2019


**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger? 

To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show …

Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma

February 15th, 2019


Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all.

To hear this week's …

RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty

February 14th, 2019


The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. 

To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member …

RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?

February 13th, 2019


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this …

PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'

February 12th, 2019


The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. 

To hear this week's bonus …

RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef

February 11th, 2019


The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock …

RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas

February 10th, 2019


Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. …

RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!

February 9th, 2019


We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and …

Below Deck: Brounion

February 6th, 2019


Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead!

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PumpRules: Daily Flail Party

February 5th, 2019


TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This …

Top Chef: Noshhville

February 1st, 2019


Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw!

This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a …

RHONJ: Cabo San Locas

January 31st, 2019


The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive?

This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon …

BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full

January 30th, 2019


"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have …

PumpRules: Lost in Translation

January 29th, 2019


Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also …

RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party

January 29th, 2019


Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star …

‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston

January 26th, 2019


We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not …

Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston

January 25th, 2019


Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we …

RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood

January 24th, 2019


This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, …

PumpRules: Sister, Cister

January 22nd, 2019


Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at …

RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'

January 21st, 2019


The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's …

Top Chef: Carne!

January 18th, 2019


This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a …

RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar

January 17th, 2019


Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle …


January 16th, 2019


The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these …

PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals

January 15th, 2019


The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you …

RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute

January 15th, 2019


Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and …

TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club

January 11th, 2019


"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. …

RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus

January 11th, 2019


This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if …

BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself

January 9th, 2019


Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap!

PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally

January 8th, 2019


Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice …

RHOA: Factory Smackdown

January 7th, 2019


It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, …

The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!

January 7th, 2019


Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, …

Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!

January 4th, 2019


This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, …

RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys

January 3rd, 2019


The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! 

This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear …

RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried

January 2nd, 2019


Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive?

This week's bonus is about our week …

RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

January 1st, 2019


"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these …

PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals

December 24th, 2018


Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer …

TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room

December 21st, 2018


It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour …

RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini

December 20th, 2018


Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. …

BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey

December 19th, 2018


Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as …

RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon

December 17th, 2018


Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of …

PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum

December 17th, 2018


Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is …

RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong

December 14th, 2018


It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New …

RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union

December 13th, 2018


Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. 

This week's bonus is dedicated to …

Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)

December 12th, 2018


The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday …

Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope

December 11th, 2018


Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive …

RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay

December 11th, 2018


Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.

RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication

December 11th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's …

PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville

December 7th, 2018


Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held …

RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!

December 6th, 2018


The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED …

Below Deck: New Girl

December 5th, 2018


There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of …

RHOC: Reactive Duty

December 4th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be …

RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!

December 3rd, 2018


The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of …

RHONJ: Cow Pageant

November 30th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our …

RHOD: Frat Spat Finale

November 30th, 2018


It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real …

BelowDeck: Gone, Girl

November 28th, 2018


This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, …

RHOC: Lie-za With a V

November 27th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays …

RHOA: Bailey-Q & A

November 26th, 2018


Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's …

RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)

November 23rd, 2018


Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real …

RHOD: Attack of the Clones!

November 22nd, 2018


Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop …

Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong

November 21st, 2018


Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the …

RHOC: Femme Futile

November 20th, 2018


"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to …

RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea

November 19th, 2018


Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their …

RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off

November 16th, 2018


It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at …

These are the Danes of Our Lives

November 15th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season …

BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots

November 14th, 2018


It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap …

Enema of the State

November 13th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it …

RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush

November 13th, 2018


It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral …

RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle

November 11th, 2018


The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to …

RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?

November 8th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, …

Below Deck: The Musical 2

November 7th, 2018


This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot …

#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!

November 6th, 2018


Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and …

RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!

November 5th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump …

Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married

November 2nd, 2018


It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is …

RHOD: Gang Green

November 1st, 2018


It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the …

BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot

October 31st, 2018


Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, …

RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After

October 30th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a …

Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

October 29th, 2018


Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and …

Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board

October 26th, 2018


Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems …

RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

October 25th, 2018


Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare …

Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child

October 24th, 2018


Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a …

RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!

October 23rd, 2018


It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, …

Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

October 22nd, 2018


Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! …

Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

October 19th, 2018


GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at

RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips

October 18th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a …

BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!

October 17th, 2018


Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face …

RHOC: River Monsters

October 16th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at

**Crappens Live is …

Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

October 15th, 2018


This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent …

RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC

October 14th, 2018


For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode …

RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC

October 12th, 2018


Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. …

Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People

October 10th, 2018


The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, …

RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom

October 9th, 2018


Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check …

Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine

October 8th, 2018


It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. 

This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and …

RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown

October 5th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. 

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at …

RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!

October 4th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. …

Below Deck: Foam Around the World

October 3rd, 2018


Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be …

RHOC: Read Between These Salmons

October 2nd, 2018


On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending …

Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!

October 1st, 2018


On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie …

Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas

September 28th, 2018


MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting …

RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

September 27th, 2018


There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious …

RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

September 26th, 2018


The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the …

RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

September 25th, 2018


It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s …

Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline

September 24th, 2018


Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up …

SHAHS: So Much To Seder

September 21st, 2018


"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest …

RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins

September 20th, 2018


It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at …

Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

September 19th, 2018


The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a …

All About Steve

September 18th, 2018


This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about …

Married2Med: Boiling Crabs

September 17th, 2018


Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.

Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

September 14th, 2018


For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, …

BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

September 12th, 2018


The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of …

RHOC: Seeing Red

September 11th, 2018


Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.

Song: Hey Betch!

September 11th, 2018


Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!

***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at!

**Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, …

Shahs: Bath Bomb

September 11th, 2018


MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a …

Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

September 10th, 2018


Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones …

Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

September 7th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and …

Boo, Ya Betch

September 6th, 2018


Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who …

Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

September 5th, 2018


Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about …

Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?

September 5th, 2018


The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? …

RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

August 31st, 2018


Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird …

RHONY: Best Friends for Never

August 31st, 2018


The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster …

Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp

August 29th, 2018


Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?

This week's bonus episode is about our …

RHOC: A-hole in One

August 28th, 2018


The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being …

Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!

August 27th, 2018


We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of …

Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

August 26th, 2018


This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we …

RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

August 24th, 2018


The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another …

Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow

August 22nd, 2018


The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? 

This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a …

RHOC: Got Milkman?

August 21st, 2018


This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something …

F You, Weirdo!

August 20th, 2018


It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? 

This week's bonus episode is …

Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It

August 17th, 2018


The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. 

This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at …

RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres

August 16th, 2018


"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are …

RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies

August 16th, 2018


It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.

This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey …

BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony

August 15th, 2018


So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational …

RHOC: Texas Scold'em

August 14th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.

This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear …

RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy

August 13th, 2018


Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: …

Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard

August 10th, 2018


Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting …

RHONY: House Shun-ters

August 9th, 2018


Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! 

This …

BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain

August 8th, 2018


Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! 

This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the …

RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black

August 7th, 2018


Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard …

RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni

August 6th, 2018


Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is …

Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One

August 5th, 2018


Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage …

Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals

August 3rd, 2018


The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? …

RHONY: Woah-tanic

August 2nd, 2018


The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on …

BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance

August 1st, 2018


Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink …

RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators

July 31st, 2018


Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange …

RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o

July 31st, 2018


The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a …

RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies

July 28th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to …

SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley

July 27th, 2018


The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge …

Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy

July 25th, 2018


Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To …

RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing

July 24th, 2018


After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad …

RHOP: French Toasted

July 23rd, 2018


The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is …

SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia

July 21st, 2018


Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but …

RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia

July 20th, 2018


RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on …

BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience

July 18th, 2018


Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never …

RHOC: Roped Into A New Season

July 17th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single …

RHOP: Crepes of Wrath

July 16th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at

***Limited Edition …

Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City

July 15th, 2018


We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley …

RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis

July 14th, 2018


The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us …

Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus

July 11th, 2018


We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at …

BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João

July 11th, 2018


For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle …

Lea Black's Day Off

July 11th, 2018


We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real …

RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes

July 9th, 2018


The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's …

Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown

July 6th, 2018


The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in …

RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown

July 5th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. 

This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear …

RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown

July 3rd, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda …

RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

July 2nd, 2018


It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the …

SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?

June 29th, 2018


On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have …

RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean

June 28th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?

This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 …

Below Deck: Michelin Scarred

June 27th, 2018


Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives …

SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow

June 25th, 2018


Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!

RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs

June 22nd, 2018


We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab …

Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth

June 20th, 2018


Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? 

This week's bonus is part …

YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious

June 19th, 2018


Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This …

RHOP: Raucous Caucus

June 19th, 2018


Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black …

SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston

June 15th, 2018


Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn …

RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers

June 15th, 2018


"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley …

Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey

June 13th, 2018


Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.

This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, …

MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness

June 12th, 2018


The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic …

RHOP: Cha-Charity Case

June 11th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?

This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season …

Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise

June 8th, 2018


Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!

This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to …

RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz

June 7th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!

This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. …

Below Deck Med: Not Kosher

June 6th, 2018


The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!

This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and …

SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In

June 5th, 2018


The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.

RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman

June 5th, 2018


Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!

SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER

June 1st, 2018


We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. …

RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas

May 31st, 2018


Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at …

BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder

May 30th, 2018


You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got …

RHOP: Extra Medium

May 29th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and …

Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza

May 28th, 2018


We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at …

Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock

May 25th, 2018


The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. 

This week's bonus is a chill stroll through …

RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper

May 24th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?

This week's bonus is …


May 23rd, 2018


You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's …

PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6

May 22nd, 2018


The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of …

RHOP: Scents and Sensibility

May 21st, 2018


Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of …

SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon

May 18th, 2018


This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also …

RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?

May 17th, 2018


Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two …

Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!

May 16th, 2018


Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms …

PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted

May 15th, 2018


Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate …

RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse

May 15th, 2018


The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, …

Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA

May 11th, 2018


This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode …

RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico

May 11th, 2018


Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at

The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)

May 10th, 2018


The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's …

PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)

May 10th, 2018


Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as …

RHOBH: The End Period

May 9th, 2018


It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it …

RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya

May 8th, 2018


Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!

SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton

May 4th, 2018


Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and …

RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor

May 3rd, 2018


Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja …

RHOBH: Gag Bag

May 2nd, 2018


It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. 

***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, …

Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!

May 1st, 2018


We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab …

PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You

May 1st, 2018


The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up …

RHOP: Ball Busters

April 30th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus …

Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA

April 27th, 2018


Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about …

RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl

April 26th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about …

RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle

April 25th, 2018


Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap!

PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!

April 24th, 2018


Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of …

RHOA: Wig Out

April 23rd, 2018


The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we …

SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA

April 20th, 2018


Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's …

RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment

April 19th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, …

RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh

April 18th, 2018


The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle …

PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls

April 17th, 2018


Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump …

RHOA: Lip Stink Battle

April 16th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For …

RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County

April 16th, 2018


Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!!

And remember …

SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye

April 13th, 2018


Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab …

RHONY: Uncool Runnings

April 12th, 2018


Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, …

RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k

April 11th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading …

PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?

April 10th, 2018


Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this …

RHOA: No Bones About It

April 9th, 2018


Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus …

Southern Charm: Barbie Queued

April 6th, 2018


Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same.

This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all …

RHONY: Supreme GaGaween

April 6th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! 

RHOBH: Oktoberfestering

April 5th, 2018


We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, …

Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk

April 4th, 2018


Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his …

RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra

April 2nd, 2018


The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message …

Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell

March 30th, 2018


The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer …

SummerHouse: Drunk In Love

March 29th, 2018


Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun …

RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries

March 28th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't …

PumpRules: Bottle Episode

March 27th, 2018


The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala …

RHOA: The Daly Showed!

March 26th, 2018


Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.

This week's bonus is all about our trip to …

Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!

March 26th, 2018


In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode …

Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN

March 22nd, 2018


This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!

This week's bonus about Vegas and the …

RHOBH: Séance Anything

March 21st, 2018


Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears …

Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck

March 20th, 2018


Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!

This week's …

RHOA: Joking Hazard

March 20th, 2018


Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the …

RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)

March 16th, 2018


We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the …

SummerHouse: Happily Everett After

March 15th, 2018


It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.

RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear

March 14th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry …

PumpRules: Creepy Controversy

March 13th, 2018


"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the …

RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona

March 12th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? 

 This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber …

Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures

March 9th, 2018


Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. 

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium …

Summer House: Carlbellion

March 8th, 2018


The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch …

RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag

March 8th, 2018


Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of …

PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas

March 7th, 2018


Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch …

Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments

March 6th, 2018


Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, …

RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive

March 3rd, 2018


The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot …

SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day

March 1st, 2018


Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness!

And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast! Visit …

RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders

February 28th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To …

PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals

February 28th, 2018


Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!

RHOA: Unwelcome Mat

February 27th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at 

Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?

February 23rd, 2018


This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on …

RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina

February 22nd, 2018


This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure …

PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES

February 21st, 2018


Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. …

SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head

February 20th, 2018


Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us …

RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane

February 19th, 2018


**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to …

TopChef: Elevated Cuisine

February 16th, 2018


"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!

Summer House: Carltastrophe

February 15th, 2018


This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium …

RHOBH: Wrecks and the City

February 14th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, …

PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To

February 14th, 2018


Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a …

RHOA: Where's The Beef?

February 12th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both …

Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!

February 9th, 2018


Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium …

Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities

February 8th, 2018


Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a …

RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit

February 7th, 2018


On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. …

PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino

February 6th, 2018


Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full …

2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!

February 5th, 2018


It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, …

TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure

February 3rd, 2018


A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The …

SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too

February 1st, 2018


Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she …

RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver

January 31st, 2018


This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married …

PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?

January 30th, 2018


On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between …

RHOA: Leave a Will

January 30th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium …

RHONJ: Pretty in Clink

January 26th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at

Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls

January 25th, 2018


Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at

RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses

January 24th, 2018


Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our …

#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta

January 23rd, 2018


Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a …

RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

January 23rd, 2018


A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show...

RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer

January 21st, 2018


We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to

Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye

January 19th, 2018


We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love …

RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time

January 17th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at 

***Crappens Live is …

Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group

January 17th, 2018


Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and …

RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth

January 16th, 2018


There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all …

TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?

January 12th, 2018


This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen …

RHONJ: Fall From Grace

January 12th, 2018


On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come …

RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!

January 10th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a …

PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig

January 9th, 2018


This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some …

RHOA: Tea and Sympathy

January 8th, 2018


The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a …

Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?

January 5th, 2018


Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! 

This week's bonus is all about our Christmas vacays. To hear it, become a …

RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station

January 4th, 2018


The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a …

RHOBH: Horsing Around

January 3rd, 2018


Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our …

PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls

January 3rd, 2018


"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our …

Special Guest Amy Phillips!

January 2nd, 2018


This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker ( and Ronnie Karam ( to chat about the latest fights on "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "New Jersey." …

RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic

December 21st, 2017


The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? 

This week's bonus is a …

RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird

December 20th, 2017


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. …

PumpRules: Jaxination

December 19th, 2017


The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the …

RHOA: Love in the First Degree

December 18th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! 

This week's bonus is about Ben's bday …

Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy

December 16th, 2017


If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses …

RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo

December 14th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To …

Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port

December 13th, 2017


Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. We break it all down in this episode. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep."

PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?

December 13th, 2017


Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What …

RHOA: Bae Area Bride

December 11th, 2017


Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. …

Top Chef: Mile High

December 8th, 2017


We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we …

RHONJ: Posche Spice

December 7th, 2017


It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of …

Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus

December 6th, 2017


Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, …

PumpRules: Declaration of Faith

December 6th, 2017


"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap …

RHOA: Marlo in the Middle

December 5th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode …

RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries

November 30th, 2017


The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping …

BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)

November 29th, 2017


"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate …

RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age

November 28th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus …

RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party

November 28th, 2017


Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American …

BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)

November 23rd, 2017


Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special …

Married to Medicine: Track and Shield

November 22nd, 2017


It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of …

RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?

November 21st, 2017


Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below …

RHOA: Disco Infer-no

November 21st, 2017


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Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become …

Below Deck: Cougar Watch

November 17th, 2017


Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? …

RHONJ: Trick or Retreat

November 16th, 2017


This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug …

RHOD: Reunion Part L22

November 15th, 2017


Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! …

RHOC: Candle With Care

November 15th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber …

RHOA: Baths & Showers

November 13th, 2017


"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap!

Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho

November 10th, 2017


Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. …

RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too

November 9th, 2017


Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap …


November 8th, 2017


You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons …

RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking

November 8th, 2017


Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb …

RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers

November 7th, 2017


**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia …

RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge

November 5th, 2017


We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join the crowd as we recap the pasta tasting from hell. And afterwards, stay tuned for the first ever Watch What Crappens …

RHOD: Musical Epilogue

November 2nd, 2017


We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at

Below Deck: The Musical

November 2nd, 2017


Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her …

RHOD: Rules of Engagement

November 1st, 2017


The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s …

RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017

October 31st, 2017


It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and …

Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives

October 30th, 2017


Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next …

BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?

October 27th, 2017


"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual …

RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!

October 26th, 2017


Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this …

RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence

October 25th, 2017


It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of …

RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run

October 24th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is …

Shahs: Inglorious Bastards

October 24th, 2017


Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything …

Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side

October 20th, 2017


Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef …

RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River

October 19th, 2017


The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness.

RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria

October 18th, 2017


Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she'll leave no notecard behind in …

RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot

October 17th, 2017


Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. …

Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line

October 16th, 2017


Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone …

Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown

October 13th, 2017


Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, …

RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too

October 13th, 2017


No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip …

RHOD: Siesta Fiesta

October 11th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at

RHOC: Belly Up!

October 10th, 2017


Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at

Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!

October 9th, 2017


GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys.

BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!

October 6th, 2017


There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend …

RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World

October 5th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake …

RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor

October 4th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it.

RHOC: Testes & Besties

October 4th, 2017


Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's …

Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye

October 2nd, 2017


The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip …

Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly

September 29th, 2017


It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s …

Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken

September 28th, 2017


Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken …

BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses

September 27th, 2017


When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters …

RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid

September 26th, 2017


It's the season (or series?) finale of "Real Housewives of Auckland," and every lady came to fight. Who emerged on top? We try to figure that out over the course of this super-sized recap. Stick around for a special …

Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues

September 25th, 2017


GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus …

RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!

September 22nd, 2017


There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater …

BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron

September 21st, 2017


This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (especially if …

RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do

September 20th, 2017


There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from …

RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball

September 20th, 2017


Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, …

Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle

September 18th, 2017


GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s …

RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears

September 15th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast and furious, we …

Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts

September 14th, 2017


Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive …

RHOD: Memphis Door Belle

September 13th, 2017


The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick …

RHOC: The Shady in Red

September 12th, 2017


Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of …

Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization

September 11th, 2017


This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, …

RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns

September 8th, 2017


After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring …

BelowDeck: Tender Greens

September 7th, 2017


Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of …

RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder

September 6th, 2017


Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes …

RHOC: Getting Dragged

September 5th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of …

Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador

September 4th, 2017


It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the …

RHOAKL: RHOShauckland

September 1st, 2017


The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on …

RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)

August 31st, 2017


The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA …

RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You

August 30th, 2017


Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant …

RHOC: Race to the Finish

August 29th, 2017


David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage …

Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?

August 28th, 2017


It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara …

RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay

August 25th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought …

RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword

August 24th, 2017


Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever …

RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day

August 23rd, 2017


It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it's worth it. Come see how this weiner …

RHOC: Noblebetch

August 22nd, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy! 

** …

Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea

August 22nd, 2017


The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy! 

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RHOAuckland: Method Madness

August 18th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over …

RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?

August 17th, 2017


Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med …

RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate

August 16th, 2017


Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos …

RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red

August 15th, 2017


The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end …

#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!

August 14th, 2017


The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. …

RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls

August 11th, 2017


The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and …

RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy

August 10th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes …

BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown

August 9th, 2017


Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, …

RHOC: Justice Lip Clip

August 8th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage …

Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel

August 7th, 2017


Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going …

RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...

August 4th, 2017


The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a …

RHONY: Spanish Rose

August 3rd, 2017


BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all …

BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier

August 2nd, 2017


Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie …

RHOC: Betch Erasure

August 1st, 2017


Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus …

Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel

August 1st, 2017


Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the …

RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models

July 28th, 2017


We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at

RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages

July 27th, 2017


Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at

BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers

July 26th, 2017


The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER!

Plus, …

RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!

July 25th, 2017


Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen …

Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

July 24th, 2017


Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, …

RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn

July 21st, 2017


The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from …


July 20th, 2017


It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real …

Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed

July 19th, 2017


Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at

SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors

July 18th, 2017


Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real …

Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset

July 17th, 2017


Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at for …

BelowDeckMed: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

July 14th, 2017


It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of …

#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff

July 13th, 2017


We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than …

#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out

July 12th, 2017


It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender …

#494 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)

July 11th, 2017


Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, …

#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames

July 10th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends …

#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor

July 6th, 2017


Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at

#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP

July 3rd, 2017


Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen …

#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements

June 30th, 2017


"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not …

#489 RHONY: Ski Clip

June 29th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live …

#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM

June 28th, 2017


Lesson learned from this week's Below Deck: Mediterranean - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last …

#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!

June 27th, 2017


It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So …

#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo

June 26th, 2017


Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made …

#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue

June 23rd, 2017


This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. …

BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY

June 22nd, 2017


Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York!

#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day

June 22nd, 2017


Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people …

#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters

June 21st, 2017


Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary …

#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner

June 20th, 2017


This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at for bonus …

#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber

June 20th, 2017


Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its …

#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges

June 16th, 2017


Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! …

Do The D'Agostino - Official Single

June 16th, 2017


Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, …

#479 RHONY: Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!

June 15th, 2017


It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our …

#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns

June 14th, 2017


The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video …

#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose

June 13th, 2017


The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered …

#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience

June 12th, 2017


Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#475 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!

June 9th, 2017


A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures

June 8th, 2017


This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and …

#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive

June 7th, 2017


Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least …

#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!

June 6th, 2017


Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video …

#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

June 5th, 2017


Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any …

#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage

June 2nd, 2017


It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It's Not About Chicken

June 1st, 2017


The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!

May 31st, 2017


The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more …

#467 SouthernCharm: No Man's Landon

May 31st, 2017


Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring …

#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion

May 30th, 2017


Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at

#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race

May 26th, 2017


First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, …

#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires

May 25th, 2017


'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to …

#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz

May 24th, 2017


Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at for bonus episodes, …

#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari

May 23rd, 2017


Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat …

#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who's Eating Emu (or Agu)?

May 22nd, 2017


Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only …

#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers

May 19th, 2017


Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? …

#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine

May 18th, 2017


This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a …

#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob

May 17th, 2017


On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at

#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N' Shep Roses

May 17th, 2017


Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep …

#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics

May 15th, 2017


Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! …

#455: Live at the Improv!

May 13th, 2017


Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. …

#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan

May 12th, 2017


Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned …

#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead

May 11th, 2017


Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, …

#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems

May 10th, 2017


The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits

May 9th, 2017


Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus …

#450 RHOA: Frick & Fractured

May 8th, 2017


It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it's crazy. We're not sure what the future …

Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa

May 7th, 2017


Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out …

#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!

May 5th, 2017


The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus …

#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors

May 4th, 2017


This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got …

#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy

May 3rd, 2017


**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th!** Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about …

#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life

May 2nd, 2017


Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern …

#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest

May 1st, 2017


**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th!**It’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of …

#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold

April 28th, 2017


The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there …

#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)

April 27th, 2017


Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second …

#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies

April 26th, 2017


**We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets:** The final …

#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler

April 25th, 2017


This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!

April 24th, 2017


The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and …

#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat

April 21st, 2017


While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & …

#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation

April 20th, 2017


Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus …

#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny

April 19th, 2017


It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup

April 18th, 2017


"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben …

#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi

April 17th, 2017


RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s …

#434 Southern Charm: When In Roam, Only Do Billionaires

April 14th, 2017


Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group …

#433 RHONY: Curl, Interrupted

April 13th, 2017


Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex's …

#432 RHOBH: Re-Vagunited & It Feels So Good

April 12th, 2017


The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live …

#431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter

April 11th, 2017


Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words …

#430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe

April 10th, 2017


"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling …

#429 Southern Charm: 4th Time's The Charm

April 7th, 2017


"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot …

#428 RHONY: Get a Brain

April 6th, 2017


The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus …

#426 PumpRules: Reunited AF

April 4th, 2017


It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from …

#427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina

April 4th, 2017


It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. …

#425 RHOP: Challenged Slime Buckets

April 3rd, 2017


Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group …

#424 RHOA: The Prison Bitch

April 3rd, 2017


Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#423: Epic Southern Charm Season 4 Preview

March 30th, 2017


Grab your mint juleps: the next season of "Southern Charm" begins next week, and we're here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, …

#422 RHOBH: All That Glitters Is Not Gold

March 29th, 2017


This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump's Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her …

#421 PumpRules: Loving You Schwartz and All

March 28th, 2017


Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Also, …

#420 RHOA: Matt On A Hot Tin Roof

March 28th, 2017


The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we're here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode -- from the Cargo fashion show to Phaedra's newest …

#419 Sweet Home Oklahoma: Spirit Zingers

March 24th, 2017


Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Also, check out …

#418: Talking with Cristina and Kyle from 'Summer House'

March 23rd, 2017


"Summer House" never got a reunion on Bravo; so we're here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama from the summer (including their very own fight in the season …

#417 RHOBH: Tears of a Bot

March 22nd, 2017


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika …

#416 PumpRules: May The Schwartz Be With You

March 22nd, 2017


After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom's brothers to Katie's boning!

#415 RHOA: Triflin’ Alhoa

March 20th, 2017


The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live …

#414: It's a RHONY Preview Episode, Okaaaay?

March 17th, 2017


"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview one shot at a time (or at least as close as we can get). We had fun. …

#413 Summer House: The Final Carl (?)

March 16th, 2017


Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Will Christina’s arm anger choreography ever find its audience? Enjoy! …

#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars

March 15th, 2017


Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself …

#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls

March 14th, 2017


LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice

March 13th, 2017


So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then …

#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)

March 10th, 2017


Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would …

#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons

March 9th, 2017


The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, …

#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3

March 8th, 2017


Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, …

#406 VPR: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!

March 8th, 2017


It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing's for certain: Brittany sure loves milk!

#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale

March 6th, 2017


Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#404 Summer House: Twinjured

March 3rd, 2017


Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay

March 2nd, 2017


"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie's marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that …

#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!

March 1st, 2017


Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don't worry - at least there …

#401 PumpRules: Love Spins

February 28th, 2017


The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! …

#400 TopChef: One Day You're Mayan, The Next Day You're Out

February 28th, 2017


It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break …

#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!

February 24th, 2017


Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio, and we talked "Summer House," but also "Bachelor," "Southern Charm," …

#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars

February 23rd, 2017


Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic on …

#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster

February 22nd, 2017


Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? …

#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!

February 21st, 2017


Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." …

#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch

February 21st, 2017


It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Also, check out Ronnie’s new …

#394 Summer House: Geek Love

February 17th, 2017


The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group …

#393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond

February 16th, 2017


The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and …

#392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!

February 15th, 2017


It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and …

#391 PumpRules: Beads to the Face

February 14th, 2017


The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! …

#390 TopChef: Padma, Roll Up The Partition Please

February 14th, 2017


We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. Also, using a sous-vide machine = death, but surely every chef knows …

#389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned

February 10th, 2017


The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their feud, leading to a possible …

#388: Ladies of London: Vacating the Throne

February 9th, 2017


We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at

#387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation

February 8th, 2017


Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group …

#386 PumpRules: Ground Control to Model Tom

February 7th, 2017


Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch …

#385 Top Chef & Married2Med: Mash Up Marriage

February 6th, 2017


Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage …

#384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cazorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!

February 3rd, 2017


Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at

#383 Ladies of London: A Midsummer Night's Scream

February 2nd, 2017


We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, …

#382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald

February 2nd, 2017


Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it's …

#381 PumpRules: Wiggy Pie Ambush

February 1st, 2017


James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no saving …

#380 TopChef & RHOA: Icebox Cake, Glamping, and Curtis Stone

January 30th, 2017


We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Real Housewives of Atlanta. But to start things off, Ben tells us …

#379: Checking in with Dame Brian Moylan; Also, Summer House & Married to Medicine

January 27th, 2017


Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (, who joins us to talk about the …

#378 Ladies of London: Rowing Rows

January 26th, 2017


There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. …

#377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield

January 25th, 2017


Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. …

#376 PumpRules: Roasts & Residencies; Special Guest Amy Phillips

January 25th, 2017


Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Checked," "Watch What Happens Live!") joins Ben and Ronnie for a …

#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsty Children W Latitude

January 23rd, 2017


It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for …

#374 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day

January 20th, 2017


It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies …

#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip

January 19th, 2017


Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! …

#372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober

January 18th, 2017


Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa …

#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist

January 17th, 2017


It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy!

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#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer

January 16th, 2017


Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where Kenya may be due for some broken window …

#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy

January 13th, 2017


Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of …

#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters

January 11th, 2017


It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And …

#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry

January 11th, 2017


It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about …

#366 PumpRules: Look Who's Montauk-ing

January 10th, 2017


The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We …

#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts

January 9th, 2017


This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also, a …

#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths

January 6th, 2017


Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at for bonus episodes, ringtones, and …

#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party

January 5th, 2017


What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." …

#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit

January 4th, 2017


Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

#361 PumpRules: Nautical Fruits

January 3rd, 2017


It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of …

#360: Kandi Koated Fights

January 2nd, 2017


New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the …

#359: 2016 Crappies Awards

December 27th, 2016


With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand …

#358: It's Not Rude... It's English

December 22nd, 2016


Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every …

#357: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna

December 20th, 2016


Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. …

#356: Becoming a Sandwich

December 15th, 2016


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and …

#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)

December 14th, 2016


Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it's slut …

#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco

December 9th, 2016


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies …

#354: Below Deck Special - Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview

December 9th, 2016


Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest …

#352: The Crumb

December 7th, 2016


James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction …

#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED

December 2nd, 2016


"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 …

#350: Hitting the Iceberg

November 29th, 2016


Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! …

#349: Let's Talk Turkey About VPR

November 23rd, 2016


With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, …

#348: Thirst Babies

November 21st, 2016


In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs aren’t scrambled. …

#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables

November 17th, 2016


Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at for …

"I've Got Your Keys" - by DJ JK

November 16th, 2016


New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy!

#346: Dog and Phony Show

November 16th, 2016


Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like …

#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!

November 11th, 2016


PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join …

#344: Return of Poor People Drama

November 9th, 2016


***This episode was cut short and re-uploaded! Full length is two hours and thirty nine minutes!
Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. …

#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms

November 3rd, 2016


This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper …

#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!

November 2nd, 2016


Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our …

#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You

October 27th, 2016


Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's …

#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer

October 25th, 2016


It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. …

#339: From Hair to Eternity

October 20th, 2016


Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to …

#338: Irish Goodbye

October 19th, 2016


The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and simmering tension, all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the …

#337: Window Shade

October 14th, 2016


Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo's laughably bad HGTV knock-off, "Yours, …

#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools

October 11th, 2016


The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she’s not going where to …

#335: Tanties

October 6th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept …

#334: Vermonster Mash

October 4th, 2016


It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about candles and deception. And peas — both frozen and brain size. Then …

#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow

September 30th, 2016


We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let's just say it doesn't end well for him. We have all the details …

#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!

September 28th, 2016


In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to …

#331: Bye Bye Betch

September 27th, 2016


Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey …

#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week

September 22nd, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over …

#329: Mommie Dearest

September 21st, 2016


It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon's mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were …

#328: C'est Fini!

September 16th, 2016


It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, …

#327: Gerbil Anger

September 13th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals …

#326: Don’t Be Cross

September 8th, 2016


Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of …

#325: Slow Your Roll, Tamra

September 6th, 2016


Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it's off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in …

#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend

September 1st, 2016


The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewives of Melbourne." Come listen!

00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag!
00:12:58 …

#323: Extra Trerrestrial

August 30th, 2016


Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Housewives of New Jersey were extra Trerestrial. Enjoy! Find our bonus …

#322: Human Piñatas

August 25th, 2016


Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media …

#321: Lil' Vow Wow

August 23rd, 2016


Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial …

#320: LuAnn Buries Her Head In The Sandbar

August 18th, 2016


It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny's big confrontation with Lu about Tom's …

#319: The Cut Fitness-O Word

August 16th, 2016


Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy!

00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag
18:30 RHOC
1:07:20 RHONJ

We have partnered …

#318: Bully Punch and Chicken Lunch

August 11th, 2016


Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense.

0 Opening …

#317: Parade of Nations, Grudges

August 10th, 2016


"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion, Part 1. We'll let you …

#316: Tom's Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone

August 4th, 2016


Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: …

#315: Moons and Loons

August 2nd, 2016


Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than …

#314: Below Deck’s Kate Chastain and Apple Socks

July 29th, 2016


Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some …

#313: Where the Disses Are Hers and Hers and His

July 26th, 2016


Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and …

#312: The Complete Lydiot's Guide To Melbourne

July 21st, 2016


So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. …

#311: Jesus Did This

July 19th, 2016


Timestamps below!

Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun!

#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups

July 14th, 2016


Timestamps below!

Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell …

#309: The New Face of 'Jersey'

July 12th, 2016


Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new …

#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)

July 8th, 2016


Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty!

00:00:00 -- Intro
00:16:18 — The …

#307: The Non Housewives Awards!

July 5th, 2016


We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! …

#306: Game of Calzones

June 30th, 2016


Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, …

#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes

June 28th, 2016


Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the …

#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylan: The Countess Report

June 23rd, 2016


Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne …

#303: Women on the Verge

June 22nd, 2016


When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with …

#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!

June 16th, 2016


"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come …

#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within

June 15th, 2016


Timestamps below!

Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off …

#300: 300

June 9th, 2016


Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks …

#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)

June 8th, 2016


It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so …

#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)

June 2nd, 2016


This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic …

#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby

May 31st, 2016


Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm …

#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds

May 26th, 2016


Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What …

#295: Frito Pie, Felicia

May 24th, 2016


Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're …

#294: The Rey Agenda

May 20th, 2016


This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental …

#293: Terrifying Head Cases

May 18th, 2016


Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of …

#292: Brace Yourself

May 12th, 2016


Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and …

#291: Bourbon Legend

May 11th, 2016


Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where …

#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch

May 5th, 2016


It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy …

#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House

May 3rd, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy!

0-12:30 RIP Ed …

#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative

April 29th, 2016


Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, …

#287: Violating Bow Code

April 27th, 2016


Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US!

And while you're at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES:

00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:29 - …

#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man

April 22nd, 2016


We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. …

#285: Fecal Hatter

April 19th, 2016


Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vida on "Shahs of Sunset." Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the …

#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery

April 14th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other …

#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker

April 12th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other …

#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield

April 7th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another …

#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle

April 6th, 2016


After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What Crappens:

00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag!
00:24:51 - Southern Charm …

Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!

April 5th, 2016


We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy!

BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv

April 5th, 2016


We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still …

#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye

March 31st, 2016


We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BABY come on!

The Lisas are definitely out of sync on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're …

#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African

March 29th, 2016


Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The …

#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman

March 25th, 2016


Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are …

#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes

March 22nd, 2016


Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black …

#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated

March 17th, 2016


"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 …

#275: Fed Up Strays

March 16th, 2016


Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two …

#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts

March 10th, 2016


Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing …

#273: Beaching and Moaning

March 9th, 2016


Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the …

#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring

March 4th, 2016


It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of …

#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos

March 2nd, 2016


***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry!
Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati …

#270: You’ve Got Fail

February 26th, 2016


Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda …

#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli

February 24th, 2016


On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown:

00:00:00 - Intro. …

#268: Munchausen Hunters International

February 19th, 2016


This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, …

#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife

February 17th, 2016


Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The …

#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!

February 11th, 2016


Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and …

"You're a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)" by DJ JK

February 10th, 2016


HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules.

#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars

February 10th, 2016


No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and …

#264: Lisa Vanderpump Is Mad and Wants You To Know

February 4th, 2016


Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, …

#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now

February 3rd, 2016


NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. Enjoy!


#262: Do You Feel Better Now?

January 29th, 2016


Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards …

#261: You Can't Stop The Beat

January 27th, 2016


This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crappy fish on "Top Chef," and a petty lunch on "Real Housewives of …

#260: An Affair To Remember

January 22nd, 2016


Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of …

#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools

January 20th, 2016


New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of …

#258: Old Babies

January 15th, 2016


Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Cheshire are still discussing geriatric pregnancies (and whatever the hell …

#257: Literally, Crapping on Bravo

January 13th, 2016


This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more? Of course we do! Here's the rundown: 00:00:00 - …

#256: Simply The Breasts

January 8th, 2016


We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second episode of "Newlyweds: The First Year"

00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:10 - Crappens Mailbag: playing rock, paper, scissors with …

#255: Hanky Panky Marriage Fails

January 6th, 2016


It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering our …

#254: Awards Special: The 2015 Crappies

January 1st, 2016


We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! ------------------- Subscribe at for bonus episodes, …

#253: DonJuan's Pink Panties and Ariana's Journal

December 29th, 2015


It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's very late at night. No wonder there are tangents about "White Christmas," F. Scott Fitzgerald, and who knows what else. …

#252: Horses, Ducks, and Bitches

December 24th, 2015


It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," scampering ducks on "Real Housewives …

#251: Ham Moons Over Miami and the Great Chilean Sea Bass Debate

December 22nd, 2015


Time Codes:
Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes.
Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35
Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25

It’s …

#250: Inbred Branded Not Pregnant Donkeys

December 18th, 2015


Time Codes:
Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance.
36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant …

#249: SUR WARS

December 16th, 2015


It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and James and others! Plus, recaps of all the usual stuff! 00:00:00 - …

#248: Tuscan Ail

December 11th, 2015


We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here's what's in store:

00:00:00 - Intro;
00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag;
00:30:47 - Real Housewives of Beverly …

#247: Top Heifers & Brah Wizards of Oz

December 9th, 2015


This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it's time …

#246: Yolanda in the Lyme Light; Also, Inside the 'Top Chef' Premiere

December 3rd, 2015


Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop about the "Top Chef" premiere, make ridiculous …

#245: Boat Fights and Cocky Busboys; Also, Yolanda and David Foster Split

December 2nd, 2015


Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown!

00:00 Intro
15:00 Atlanta Recap
33:50 Mike & Jessica …

#244: Wayl Brahd in Shesha & Bonus Hour w Katie Cazorla

November 27th, 2015


Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. …

#243: Way Below Deck: Behind the Scenes w/ Producer Nadine Rajabi and Kate Chastain

November 26th, 2015


It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below Deck. Kate Chastain (Head Betch in Charge of BD) and Executive Producer Nadine Rajabi (Head Betch in Charge of Way BD) and …

#242: Siriusly, Y’all! With Katie Cazorla and Julia Cunningham

November 25th, 2015


Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole Bravs this holiday season. Julia Cunningham from …

#241: Special RHOA XLG Episode with Angie Thomas!

November 25th, 2015


Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up is a gigantic episode all about The Real Housewives of Atlanta with the hilarious Angie Thomas (Deep Thots Podcast). …

#240: Caught Between a Rocky and a Hard Place

November 19th, 2015


The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he'd slept with …

#239: Be Nice to LaLa!

November 18th, 2015


Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky's wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy, and …

#238: Don't Look For Gifts in the Horse's Mouth

November 13th, 2015


(**re-uploaded! If you had ish, this is a fresh upload. ;) )Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a mermaid tail this week on Below Deck, Ladies of London …

#237: Going Château-to-Toe with Shereé

November 11th, 2015


We talk about the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" from Cynthia's marital problems to Shereé's Kenya problem. Then it's on to "Vanderpump …

#236: Still Hot: Ladies of London Special

November 7th, 2015


ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too …

#235: Two Hours with Kate Chastain of 'Below Deck'

November 5th, 2015


Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" First, Ronnie Karam ( and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog …

#234: Casseroles, Nose Cripples & Whistlers

November 4th, 2015


Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses …

#233: Dick Pics, Dick Vicks and Girthy Hicks

October 29th, 2015


We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck.

#232: Gossiping About Bravo Stars With Heather McDonald

October 27th, 2015


Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam ( and Ben Mandelker (, "The Banter …

#231: Burnt Popcorn, Moldy Boxes, and One Angry Dane

October 23rd, 2015


This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying …

#230: Jesus Jugs, Jesus Thugs & Jesus Shrugs

October 20th, 2015


The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus …

#229: Coffee Table Me and Lucky Pesto You

October 15th, 2015


Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to …

#228: Are You There God? It's Me, Tamra.

October 13th, 2015


"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest …

#227: Fighting Americans, and Fun with Beef Cheeks

October 9th, 2015


Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting