Vacation Bible School Podcast

Samuel chapter 17!

• We've reached a Bible story everybody PRETTY MUCH knows, though there are still lots of fun details. It wasn't a slingshot, for …

Samuel 7-16!

• The Bible contains a LOT of genres. Uh-oh, you're now in the middle of a Machiavellian historical novel about Derek Zoolander! 
• Time …

We're entering a whole new chunk of the Bible, and it might be a surprise chunk!

• Why we're now in Samuel instead of Ruth, the book that's up next …

It's time to bring on the internet's beloved Jon Bois to discuss:

• The Bible's best story book so far, if you have the non-exploding stomach for it: …

WAR DADS AND LADY WAR DADS ASSEMBLE. It's a new Bible section! 

• Joshua is the dude version of LIVE LAUGH LOVE, but also somehow the most feminist …

• The final book of the Torah, the one we NEVER talked about in church, actually ... kinda rules at times? 


• In the story, at the edge of Canaan, Moses …

The fourth book of the Bible! As always, remember the Bible has been written, edited, and interpreted by LOTS of people, and we're under no …

Hi pals! Taking a break from the main Bible storyline to hit some listener questions, such as:

• What's the Protestant holiday calendar like? 
• Which …

• Our first attempt at doing an entire book in one episode, and it  happens to be one of the weirdest, grossest, narrative-lightest books. Yay!


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• Pretty much the whole last half of Exodus, except for the Ten Commandments-adjacent rules and the Golden Calf chapter


• Why yes, we DID have fun …

• Exodus 24, Exodus 32, and so forth (there's a whole lot of laws and blueprints mixed within the storyline) ...


• Think the Bible itself is weird? …

• Exodus 20! How many of these Ten do we agree to keep today? They all seem pretty simple, obvious, or outdated, right? Well!! 


• Tried something new: …

• Exodus 19-20ish, the part about Moses leading the Israelites to meet Huge Loud Scary Firestorm God


• Greatest pyro entrance of all time


• Is monotheism …

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- Taking a break from the main storyline, where we're making …

Exodus 13-18, one of the most Google Maps portions
Something similar to the story could've happened! 
But there's no way to know! And that's ok! 
Let's …

Exodus 12! God's bug-out bag & Mean Tooth Fairy!
From mythology to religion, from polytheism to ... ?
Jewish friends explain one of their favorite …

Exodus 1-11! The Bible's Luke/Obi-Wan duo!
Made it to Book 2! REALLY important book!
Moses rises, falls, rises into one of the world's biggest heroes
Plagues are more metal than you've ever realized!
Weird circumcision …

Genesis 37-50!
It doesn't feel like every third verse is missing! 
You can do ANYTHING with Joseph. See: Veggie Tales & Technicolor Dreamcoat 
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Genesis 12-35! God's putting together a crew!
Faaatherrr Aaabraham, Mother of Dragons 
Growing up Jewish! Growing up Muslim! 
Quran is pretty cool, btw 
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Genesis 6-11!
Happy animals with Cap'n Noah (while 99.9% of life drowns)!
Catholic-Protestant multiverses
NES bootlegs for the Lord
Aronofsky's most …

Genesis 1-5! Release the Sea Monster Cut!
Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job! 
Wait, how many Gods are here? 
Someone please put Eve in charge 
Please stop pooping on Cain's rutabagas 
Snake might not be …