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Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!

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215: You've Got To Bend Over Every Morning!

February 2nd, 2023


History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supermarket queuing techniques …

214: Can You Be More Like McIntyre!

January 26th, 2023


How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my …

213: A Lot Of BO, Not HBO!

January 19th, 2023


Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that …

212: Cold And Stiff!

January 12th, 2023


While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for …

211: Kej Is A Trout!

January 5th, 2023


Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly …

210: Things We’ve Learnt: Best of ‘22!

December 29th, 2022


If you’re looking for some smug facts or conversation starters, then this is the podcast for you!It’s a load of our favourite fun facts that we throw in at the end of every podcast! These are the things that life …

209: RFUD

December 22nd, 2022


In our final podcast of the year, we are talking about the World Cup final alongside my trip to Paris… Let’s just say the Disney Magic was not being felt by the Sandhu family! Sach left Kej at their work Christmas party …

208: Oh Teri Marzipan!

December 15th, 2022


Brrrrrrr!!! That’s not me making Panjabi sounds, that’s how cold it is! With the snow, us being out the World Cup and all the strikes … you’re gonna …

207: They've Fingered My Burger!

December 8th, 2022


If you’re not feeling festive, get a dose of this episode! We’re talking Christmas decorations, dinners and presents! Plus there’s a Dishoom debate and King Charles at a Gurdwara in Luton! It’s all happening in this …

206: That's Not A Naan!

December 1st, 2022


The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d call him many things! “Sweet” …

205: What Happened To The Opening Ceremony?

November 24th, 2022


There’s some proper travel issues for all of us! Trains, planes and automobile problems! Plus, Sach has been schmoozing with A-listers on a Yacht in Abu Dhabi! We also chat about why the BBC didn’t show the opening …

204: Up Above The Streets And Houses…

November 17th, 2022


Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … definitely not Kej) is in Dubai …

203: There's No More Cocks To Turn!

November 10th, 2022


Ok ok … We know we’ve got some explaining to do as to why we missed last week's Brownload shift! We address that as well as our weekend of let downs and the most amazing Asian concert in years: The Rewind Tour! Plus …

202: Look At That, You Get Twitter In Prison!

October 27th, 2022

A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our …

201: I Hate Turkish Delight!

October 20th, 2022


Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new Apple series set in Mumbai, …

200: Bedazzled!

October 13th, 2022


I’m trying to take Garba into a new era and these two ain’t feeling my idea! Plus we’re talking late night Greggs, electric blankets to keep you warm and Kej’s professional observations of Liz Hurley!

199: I Want Chicken & Chips!

October 6th, 2022


So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilemma of trying to be a “good …

198: Walking, Running & Garba!

September 29th, 2022


Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of …

197: Sach-beth!

September 22nd, 2022


Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! …

196: End Of Our Rani Kahani...

September 15th, 2022


With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m driving puke covered drunk people …

195: Show Me Your “O’s!”

September 8th, 2022

We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling …

194: "You Can See The Weeners...”

September 1st, 2022


We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t …

193: Two Meat, No Veg!

August 25th, 2022


Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the …

192: What A Load Of Dholaks!

August 18th, 2022


Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising …

191: Stranger Singhs...

August 11th, 2022


We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public …

190: Toes In Your Mouth!

July 28th, 2022


Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to …

189: My Backside Is Sweaty!

July 21st, 2022


This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? …

188: My Mum Never Put Raisins In It!

July 14th, 2022


Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as Prime minister and Sach was …

187: I Love Fierce Bhangra!

July 7th, 2022


Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling …

186: Naomi Campbell? You’re more like Sol Campbell!

June 30th, 2022


Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve …

185: What Does The Bin Say?

June 23rd, 2022


The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating …

184: I Feel Like I'm In The Truman Show!

June 16th, 2022


The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having …

183: It's Been About A Month & 20 Days...

June 9th, 2022


It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch …

182: The Thaal Life Chose Me!

May 26th, 2022


There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re …

181: If I Eat Popcorn... Does It Make Noise?

May 19th, 2022


Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermarket and an app to help you …

180: Bhaag Sandhu Bhaag!

May 12th, 2022


Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is …

179: You're Not Allowed To Laugh!

May 5th, 2022


It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy! 

178: Tu Bus Kar!

April 28th, 2022


Hello lunchtime Brownload! Yes, the podcast recording schedule was a mess this week because of Kej's tour-bus life. We talk about food shortages …

177: Don’t Tell The Wedding Planner!

April 21st, 2022


It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which …

176: It's All A Lie!

April 14th, 2022


In a world full of fake news, made up facts and questionable stats, we are here to tell it how it is! You can take what you want from this podcast! …

175: Better Out Than In!

April 7th, 2022


Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So …

174: I Don't Like Jokes!

March 31st, 2022


We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get …

173: Does Anyone Wanna Dance?

March 24th, 2022


Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman …

172: It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint!

March 17th, 2022


I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got …

171: Ministry of Sleepy Sandhu!

March 10th, 2022


This week, we all went clubbing to the world famous Ministry of Sound where Sach was DJ'ing! Maybe it’s lockdown, perhaps it’s age but I just didn’t …

170: Garage Rave!

March 3rd, 2022


Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach …

169: Covid Restrictions Khalas!

February 24th, 2022


That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a …

168: I'd Happily Go To Prison!

February 17th, 2022


Did I not mention that I’m going away? Oops - forgot to get my leave request in to the boys and so we had to record this podcast on Valentine’s Day (earlier than normal!). What a way to spend the most romantic day of …

167: Return Of The Makhanwala!

February 10th, 2022


It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. …

166: Less Forking, More Spooning!

February 3rd, 2022


Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion …

165: Fermez La Bouche!

January 27th, 2022


Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai …

164: Are You Packing A Five Head?

January 20th, 2022

You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!

163: Kovid Kapoor Ft Lady Taaza!

January 13th, 2022


Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is …

162: Where’s The Fireworks?

January 6th, 2022


Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but …

161: Things We've Learnt 2021!

December 30th, 2021


It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) …

160: Green Light For Christmas!

December 23rd, 2021


After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they …

159: Sandhu Is Miss Universe!

December 16th, 2021


No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is …

158: Anyone Want A Yacht? … It’s Not Real Though!

December 9th, 2021


That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpected deductions on your pay …

157: Who’s Parents Like To Faaki?

December 2nd, 2021


Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m …

156: Does This Float Your Boat?

November 25th, 2021


Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me …

155: Does This Podcast Need Subtitles?

November 18th, 2021


I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? …

154: Take Me To The Metaverse!

November 11th, 2021


After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to …

153: Can I Have A Rolex Please?

October 28th, 2021


I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking …

152: What’s A Crisp Wall?

October 21st, 2021


I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle …

151: Red Light... Green Light... Brown Light!

October 14th, 2021


We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only …

150: Is WhatsApp Working Yet?

October 7th, 2021


Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back …

149: Trains, Planes and Automobiles!

September 30th, 2021


What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we …

148: What Do You Do In The Toilet?

September 23rd, 2021


We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d …

147: Popcorn Chicken Are NOT Nuggets!

September 16th, 2021


Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, football icons and getting …

146: How To Have More Fun...

September 9th, 2021


It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We …

145: It's A Dog Life!

September 2nd, 2021


I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories! 
Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film …

144: Just The Two Of Us

August 26th, 2021


With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing …

143: Forget About It!

August 19th, 2021


Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you can forget the lyrics to your …

142: A Fishy Twist In The Tale!

August 12th, 2021


Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be …

141: Bleach Your Starfish

August 5th, 2021


Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit …

140: It’s Raining, It’s Sunny, Now It’s Raining … No, wait - It’s Sunny Again!

July 29th, 2021


Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion!
Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities …

139: Complimentary Bread Roll Sir?

July 22nd, 2021


We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss …

138: We’re Staying Home!

July 15th, 2021


After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge …

137: Sofa So Good...

July 8th, 2021


As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth …

136: I Don't Like All This Normality!

July 1st, 2021


Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the …

135: Three Men & Some Handcuffs!

June 24th, 2021


I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! …

134: Feet On Fire!

June 17th, 2021


The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re …

133: I’ve Got Money, I Promise!

June 10th, 2021


What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people …

132: The Kanjarring: Tommy Made Me See It!

June 3rd, 2021


Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business …

131: Grab my Jonuts!

May 27th, 2021


You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your …

130: If You Don't Like Puri... Then You Can't Judge A Naan!

May 20th, 2021


Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and …

129: Face To Face!

May 13th, 2021


After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being …

128: Check Please...

May 6th, 2021

We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the wine? And we’re talking …

127: Mum, I Think Your Food Could Be Better!

April 29th, 2021

The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has …

126: If You Don't Trim Your Bush...

April 22nd, 2021

Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear about what she’s been up to! …

125: Nobody Wants Soggy Popcorn!

April 15th, 2021

We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking …

124: Jassi Sidhu & His Puah’s Bandook!

April 8th, 2021

With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s awesome even though we spoke …

123: Jaz Dhami Delivers His Diva!

April 1st, 2021

With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and …

122: The Bally Sagoo Special

March 28th, 2021


The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We …

121: We’re Not Going On A Summer Holiday!

March 25th, 2021

Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire …

120: Saucy Chat With A Load Of Rubbish!

March 18th, 2021

What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play …

119: It’s Not Just Meghan Dropping Bombs!

March 11th, 2021

We’re talking Meghan & Harry, chocolate bombs and films that may or may not have bombed! Boom! Bring on the Brownload!

Roohi - …

118: Stop Staring In The Fridge!

March 4th, 2021

Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I want! We chat about the …

117: Big Up The Baguette!

February 25th, 2021

What podcast gives you a genuine and heart felt appreciation of the French baguette? We do, that’s who! Plus there’s chat about the NASA Mars rover …

116: Time To Get Positive!

February 18th, 2021

Is it just us or does it feel like life could be getting back to normal soon? There’s positivity in the air! We’re even thinking about holidays in …

115: Who Needs Booze? Open The Pub!

February 11th, 2021


As always, all the important debates and conversations here! Is there any point in opening a pub without beer? Why do men become useless when shopping alone in supermarkets? And how to flatten boxes for recycling! Get …

114: Where’s Cumbum?

February 4th, 2021

Get ready Brownloaders! This one's packed with laughter and lessons! We’re teaching ourselves about understanding body odour and we learn about what …

113: Cards, Carrom Boards & Coldness!

January 28th, 2021

The Brrrrrownload is here to warm you up! We’ve been out in the snow and loving it! There’s new films to discuss, genderless playing cards and is it …

112: Robots & Royalty

January 21st, 2021

We’ve had enough of all the idiots so we’re sharing some stories of Covid rule breakers! The Queen is dabbling in some extra business cos she needs …

111: Hoovers, High Heels & Haircuts

January 14th, 2021

Yeah, we know! You’ve had enough of lockdown. Home schooling is a pain in the backside. But that’s why me and my Brownload boys exist! So chill out, …

110: Triangle Peg In A Round Hole

January 7th, 2021

Welcome to 2021 Brownloaders! We’re looking forward to the year ahead and have got a load of reasons to be excited about it! Anyone seen AK vs AK on Netflix? We analyse it and reminisce about our time meeting Anil …

109: The Last One Of The Year...

December 31st, 2020


We’re looking back at the weirdest 12 months of our lives! There’s been great tv, lessons learnt and even a few laughs among the madness!

108: New Strain For Xmas!

December 24th, 2020

We normally go to town with a big ol’ festive feast but like everyone, Christmas feels a little odd this year! We know you’ve had to cancel holidays …

107: Amazon Zindabad

December 17th, 2020

All the “key issues” of life discussed in our usual way!  Is there really any need to wrap presents? It’s a bit like shake n vac! It’s only there to be got rid of! There’s more talk of aliens and I went and watched …

106: Santa's Dirty Webcam

December 10th, 2020


We are laughing our way into the festive season with chat about private Santa webcams (sounds dodgy!), the lyrics to Original Nuttah and more …

105: Bollywood Wives

December 3rd, 2020


Yeah, we all watched the brand new show everyone’s talking about, no, not the Undoing ... the other one: The Real Lives Of Bollywood Wives - Bit of a …

104: Birthdays, Bands & Benches!

November 26th, 2020


I got to spend my birthday recording this podcast... And I loved it! Sach told us about the lad who knows how to Bench ... and I’m not talking in the …

103: Amaal Mallik: Tu Mera Nahi

November 19th, 2020


The brilliant producer and singer Amaal Mallik joins us for a chat about his new track, the meaning of his lyrics and he’s about to collaborate with …

102: Lockdown Diwali

November 12th, 2020


The excitement is building, Diwali is round the corner and it’s time to get the “Diwali Tree” out! Plus we’ve all watched The Undoing, hear our …

101: Rockin' around the Diwali tree

November 5th, 2020

We dump some of the things that annoy us into room 101 and we also came up with an absolute genius idea to make this festive season bigger and better …

100: 100 Not Out

October 29th, 2020


We are going strong and better than ever! Happy 100th Brownload! We got a little bit reflective in this episode as well as discussing pumpkin picking and the new Borat film!

99: The best thing since sliced cheese

October 22nd, 2020


Who buys pre-sliced cheddar cheese? I mean seriously! How lazy are you! And why would some people only wash their bed sheets once a year! That’s so …

98: Who wants to be a superhuman!?

October 15th, 2020


On the kitchen table this week: Theres talk of humans having “upgrades” so we’re wondering what the future holds for us Earthlings! And there’s a lot …

97: London Podcast Festival 2020

October 8th, 2020


We actually recorded a live podcast in front of a real audience! It was great to be at the London Podcast Festival for the 2nd year! We had a laugh …

96: Who doesn’t like cheesy chips?

October 1st, 2020


Is it just us, or is everyone confused about what they can and can’t do at the moment? So, we’re here to bring some Brownload banter to the Covid craziness! Plus there’s cheesy chip analysis and even a new Gujarati …

95: Surprise!

September 23rd, 2020

Yep, this podcast is out earlier than usual! That’s because this Thursday we are serving up the Brownload to a live audience in Kings Place, Kings Cross, London as part of The London Podcast Festival! We were there last …

94: Dedicated to Akshay Kumar

September 17th, 2020


With the rule of 6 kicking in, the boys are questioning how it works whilst also dreaming about holidays, wedding and Akshay Kumar!

93: It’s finger lickin' good!

September 10th, 2020


Tommy’s servings up a “KFC treat” as the boys hit the kitchen table to discuss mathematical equations, first jobs and some things they’ve learnt that will blow your mind!

92: The naked removal men

September 3rd, 2020


Tommy & Kej discover a new job opening they're interested in plus the boys talk about Summer officially coming to an end, what to watch on TV …

91: Massages, Mosquitos and Mauja!

August 27th, 2020


All the important stuff discussed right here: buying school uniform, new breeds of Mosquito and Tommy’s bought a gun!

90: Don't be right, be kind!

August 20th, 2020


Get ready to hear about strange breakfasts, thieving foxes, creepy caravans & the boys talk about Dhoni's news!  

89: Why would you eat the same breakfast every day?

August 13th, 2020


Tommy & Kej are back from a weekend break (not together) and the boys are debating life: breakfast routines, workplace sound effects and printing food!

88: Manisha from Indian Matchmaking!

August 6th, 2020


We’ve all watched Indian Matchmaking - So you’ll know our guest this week: It’s Manisha who dated Vyasar! Plus the boys talk about Elon Musk & Diljit Dosanjh! 

87: AR Rahman’s here talking about Dil Bechara

July 30th, 2020


Legendary producer, composer, singer and all round musical genius AR Rahman chats to Tommy about the new soundtrack: Dil Bechara - Plus the boys cover Garlic Bread and wrapping up the Brownload Fantasy Football league

86: That Netflix Indian Matchmaking show

July 23rd, 2020


The boys are analysing Netflix’s Indian Matchmaking as well as wanting to set their own Guinness Book Of Records - Plus, the amazing Nikhita Gandhi sings for us having just painted her kitchen!

85: Amaal & Armaan Malik want to talk!

July 16th, 2020


We catch up with the brilliant brothers Amaal & Armaan Malik on their new track “Zara Thehro” and there’s Pakoras and Saag on the menu in Tommys kitchen!

84: Down with Jay Sean!

July 9th, 2020


The mega talented Jay Sean talks about his new podcast and we debate why Desi people love to stick chillis in everything!

83: Raghu Dixit sharing the love!

July 2nd, 2020


All round nice guy Raghu Dixit talks about why he’s been doing gigs from home. Plus Kej gave Tommy hiccups and Sach wants us all to smell of marmite!

82: Singing to plants with Shilpa Rao!

June 25th, 2020


Lockdown is changing, Bollywood's kicking off and amongst all that Shilpa Rao is bringing some harmony via a Zee5 concert.

81: Kacha crisis is over!

June 18th, 2020


With Primark and other stores opening up you can now buy pants! So life’s getting back to normal ... but there’s also alien life to think about and what if we all move to Italy? Only the Brownload can discuss such …

80: 99 problems but the Rich ain’t one

June 11th, 2020


With everything going on in the world, we bring you a slice of goodness with our super cool friend Rishi Rich! Plus we are back together in Tommys …

79: I feel like Shahrukh Khan

June 4th, 2020

Super cool producer Tesher talks us through the idea behind the hottest desi track on the planet: Young Shahrukh - And we’re talking holidays, cheese …

78: Trips, toilets and telly!

May 28th, 2020


All Asians love having someone on the inside - You know, someone they‘ve met and want to recommend to you! We’re exactly the same (Kej more so!) - We discuss that and so much more! Enjoy!

77: Group therapy!

May 21st, 2020


After Tommy opens up about all his failures this week, Kej & Sach also share their issues too! A problem shared is a problem halved so email us and have a moan or a rant and get it off your chest:

76: Manj Musik takes us back to the old school

May 14th, 2020


Singer & producer Manj Musik is on this week and talking about his brand new UK Garage influenced track "Social Disdancing" and the boys …

75: Jonita Gandhi is up all night!

May 7th, 2020


The ridiculously talented Jonita Gandhi is happy to speak to us all the way from India in the middle of the night! We're having a laugh and an …

74: Akasa Singh: At home with her jaaru!

April 30th, 2020


The Maserati driving, nagin-gin gin gin ginning megastar Akasa joins the party! She sounds like she's living a "Cinderella lockdown life" with her jaaru stories and having to deal with her family - We love this lady! 

73: Super Sukhwinder Singh

April 23rd, 2020


Live from India, Sukhwinder Singh, the man who gave us Chaiyya Chaiyya and Chak De India tells us what lockdowns been like for him - Plus the Brownload boys discuss what artificial intelligence is & the good that's …

72: Do you reckon Rishi Sunak can handle his mirch?

April 16th, 2020


As Tommy and Sach celebrate another week of not having to see Kej, the boys get together (on Houseparty) to debate what kinda bloke Rishi Sunak is!
And also, they’re going to do a live quiz on Sunday night via Instagram! …

71: Vayu's advice: Baatein Karo

April 9th, 2020


It's definitely the time to talk now that everyone's at home and the boys are chatting to Vayu, singer-songwriter behind hits like Naagin, Beat Pe Booty and his latest track: Baatein Karo

70: Palak Muchhal Joins The Houseparty

April 2nd, 2020


Social distancing can't keep us apart! We jump onto the houseparty app to record this week's podcast and even get a surprise visit from the adorable Palak Muchhal!

69: Keep On Squatting!

March 26th, 2020


With social distancing in full effect, Tommy and Sachin are grateful for the distance from Kej! Here's a unique podcast which was recorded on …

68: Tommy And Sach Isolate Kej

March 19th, 2020


In an attempt to not spread any viral diseases, we have recorded this podcast in the garden where we discussed everything going on in the world...including the possible advantages of the Coronavirus.

67: Enough Of The Virus... Kuch Coro-Na!

March 12th, 2020


What is going on in the world? Corona central! Which we discuss along with school dinners and Dr Sandhu-Little admits to talking to animals... well …

66: The Voice Of Big B - Sudesh Bhosale

March 5th, 2020


Tommy meets the voice himself Sudesh Bhosale and of course there is chat about the Corona virus!

65: Bambi, Breathing and Bedrooms!

February 27th, 2020


The multi-talented Bambi joins the boys to tell them about her forthcoming music and there is chat about the most beautiful word in the English …

64: For Natasha - A Celebration Of Life

February 20th, 2020

Kej and Tommy go backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo in London for a special concert dedicated to the memory of Natasha Sandhu. 
Natasha was married …

63: There's Jerk In The Kitchen...

February 13th, 2020

Slim the comedian joins the Brownload boys for some Jerk paneer and chicken
as they talk about chores, Monopoly and things they learnt this week!

62: Girls Are Better Than Boys

February 6th, 2020


We discuss the groundbreaking news that girls are better than boys... in languages! Plus we take a closer look at the ultimate food combo, KFC join …

61: We had a Vegasm!

January 30th, 2020


It's a climatic podcast with a slice of Greggs Vegan steak bake and Gwyneth Paltrow's intimate scent! Hit play and give it a sniff!

60: Pass The Parcel

January 23rd, 2020


A proper discussion into the actual rules of 'Pass The Parcel' plus find out the verdict on the Vegan Meatball Sub... (Balls for all!)

59: From Meghxit To Mars

January 16th, 2020


There's chat about the very desi issue with the royal family and Tommy & Kej get on the Mars anthem hype! 

58: It's Back... Veganuary!

January 9th, 2020


Tommy and Sach set a Vegan birthday challenge for Kej plus there is plenty of  chat about hair and the word of the decade.

57: Last Of The Decade

December 31st, 2019


The boys look back at the decade as they share post Christmas and pre New Year stories.

56: Christmas In A Tin

December 24th, 2019


The boys are going through their plans for Christmas day and receive a very important email from Australia.

55: We Love Mexican Jokes

December 19th, 2019


Find out how to avoid stress during the festive period and have you ever tried a Christmosa?

54: Samosas and Chickpea Curry

December 12th, 2019


Tommy makes fresh samosas to munch on for the boys while they discuss 'Pumpadoms' and Desi emojis.

53: Happy Birthday To The Brownload

December 5th, 2019


Sach is back just in time to celebrate 1 year of the podcast! There's talk of our favourite pyjamas and Tommy has tales from his sailing days!

52: Juhi Chawla Invited Us Over

November 28th, 2019


For our special 52nd episode, marking one year of Brownload baqwaas and brilliance, we went round to the beautiful (in every sense) Juhi Chawla's …

51: Two Sandhus For The Price Of One

November 21st, 2019


When Kej fails to get a guest on the podcast, it's desperate times as Tommy pulls in his cousin... or is it his brother? You decide!

50: Eshaan Akbar: Infidel-ity Man

November 14th, 2019


Currently on tour with his one man show "Infidel-ity", funny geeza Eshaan stops by Tommy's kitchen table to eat pijja and talk sneezing and lift etiquette.

49: Bollywood Royalty Soni Razdan

November 7th, 2019


Tommy catches up with Alia Bhatt's mum, Soni Razdan about her current stage role in "When Crows Visit" and Kej has a cold remedy for Sach... and it …

48: Do Bears Go To The Loo While Hibernating?

October 31st, 2019


Important questions are answered by The Brownload boys and they share the things they learnt this week 

47: Mumzy Conquers Vertigo

October 24th, 2019


Talking about his new album "Vertigo" titled around his real life struggles with the condition, Mumzy hangs out with us and his executive producer Lyan. 

46: The One Man Army Jaz Dhami

October 17th, 2019


The boys finally got Jaz around the kitchen table to talk food, music and have a go at Podioke

45: Brown Men Can't Make Paasta

October 10th, 2019


Tommy gives the low down on the backstage action at Straight Up Punjab, and the boys talk about plants, pasta and poopries.

44: Bang Bang - Tasha Tah Is At The Door

October 3rd, 2019


Tasha finally pops by to talk about Stupid Question day, Sliding into DM's and has a go at Podioke!

43: Howdy Sachy!

September 26th, 2019


Sach is back with tales of his wedding shopping experience in the motherland, Tommy finds an English word that is actually Desi and Kej can't get enough of Greta!

42: The London Podcast Festival 2019

September 19th, 2019


The Brownload lads were invited to do their podcast live in front of a sold out crowd... What a night!

41: Back At Kej's: Late Night Edition

September 12th, 2019


Another late night special where the boys talk about great teachers, Russian space suits and what should be inside their Grab bag!

40: Ash King Sings... And Makes Great Tea!

September 5th, 2019


Southall born Ash King pops by and reflects on his new life in Mumbai as a Bollywood playback singer. There's Podioke and a brand new game we call …

39: Faran Tahir Bringing His Hollywood Hunkiness

August 29th, 2019


Iron Man bad guy but podcast good guy Faran Tahir hangs out with us and of course we discuss his latest project The Martial Artist.

38: You May Now... Hug The Bride!

August 22nd, 2019


Sach got married but Tommy was disappointed with the lack of kissing. Plus Sach gets educated about He-Man and the Indian football team.

37: Sachin's Stag Do - The Sach Do!

August 15th, 2019


It's Sachin's last podcast before he officially says "I Do" so the lads got together for a late night recording... and there's even strippers too! 

36: Blinded By The Light

August 8th, 2019


We hear from director Gurinder Chadha, writer Sarfraz Manzoor and lead actor Viveik Kalra plus the boys chat about which musicians inspired them as kids!

35: Stand-up Comedian Eshaan Akbar

August 1st, 2019


Ahead of the Fringe Festival, Eshaan Akbar pops by for some giggles and gaana with the guys.

34: I Didn't Pay To See Your Mum!

July 25th, 2019


Sach has an issue with Neha Kakkar's mum, We remember our favourite playground games and the Brownload fantasy football league awaits you.

33: Blagging, Bedding And Beating The Best

July 18th, 2019


Tommy pulls off the ultimate beg... oops we mean blag and the boys look back on a Super Sunday of tennis and cricket. 

32: We Don't Like Cricket... We Love Netball

July 11th, 2019


As the Cricket world cup comes to an end, the boys discover another world cup event happening in England and Sach doesn't like water slides!

31: 3 Useless 15 Year Olds

July 4th, 2019


With all the sport going on: World Cup football and cricket as well as the tennis featuring a teenage superstar, we reminisce about what we were up …

30: The Mumbai Moaners

June 27th, 2019


Tommy and Kej are back from India in need of Sach the Shrink to air all of their issues.

29: Backstage Bakwaas

June 19th, 2019


Somehow we were allowed back stage at a HUGE cricket world cup party! Laughing away with some familiar friends and performers and getting ready to host the action on the night!

28: On The Brown-Road Together

June 13th, 2019


The boys have been on a UK cricket tour and made some discoveries about sandwiches, train conversations and the Women's Football World Cup.

27: Browner Than Usual

June 6th, 2019


Having spent a week apart, the trio are reunited as Tommy and Kej compare tans after their holidays and the boys are gearing up to join the Bharat …

26: Stumps, Posts and Smelly Food

May 30th, 2019


The cricket world cup is here and the Brownload boys are part of the Bharat Army! Plus it's champions league final chat and Stormzy's dissing Vegans! 

25: Disney's Aladdin: A Whole New Brown World

May 23rd, 2019


Tommy talks curry with Naomi Scott (Jasmine) and Champions League with Mena Massoud (Aladdin). Plus the boys test the latest Snapchat filters and try to learn some Italian

24: Aastha Gill Talks Saara India

May 16th, 2019


The queen of killer tunes, Aastha Gill hangs out with the boys plus there is talk of flying anxiety and self braking trolleys.

23: Shruti, Yeti And Dipping In Tea

May 9th, 2019


The boys are hanging out with Shruti Haasan and Tommy makes a new discovery about Sachin after a weekend away in Germany.

22: Zaheer Iqbal On His First Ever Podcast

May 2nd, 2019


Salman Khan discovery Zaheer Iqbal talks about everything from food to driving in London. He even gives it 'the large' when he turns cockney!

21: Join The H-Dhami Army

April 25th, 2019


Super talented and extremely cheeky, H-Dhami joins the Brownload boys to talk about his latest single "Falling" and some Podioke fun!

20: Easter Crackers

April 18th, 2019


Happy Easter! Listen to the boys talk about their road trip to Manchester, Ashley Young's soft hands and a new way to keep the mosquitoes away.

19: Mere Seagully Mein

April 11th, 2019


This week it's a celebration of national samosa week, seagulls and being better people for learning something new.

18: Late Night Ladke

April 4th, 2019


Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Brownload team had to record from a different venue very late at night. The outcome... it's different!

17: Say Hi To The Haaye Oye Boy: Qaran

March 28th, 2019


Super talented singer, musician and composer Qaran chats to us about his latest hit "HaayeOye". Plus Sach is back from his holiday and there's lots …

16: While The Sach Is Away, Jags Klimax Will Play!

March 21st, 2019


The Brownload boys continue their random chat and games with superstar Dj Jags Klimax. With a celebration of Desi Poetry, Holi songs and loadsa …

15: Phooling Around With Juggy D

March 14th, 2019


Punjabi Rockstar, Juggy D joins the lads to talk about his recent new arrival, his new music and gives his best shot at Podioke.

14: Happy International Women's Day

March 7th, 2019


To celebrate the wonder of females everywhere, the Brownload boys have an all "ladki" music line-up as well as the hilarious and super talented Sukh Ojla on the show.

13: Let's Go Cuckoo For Suku Puku

February 28th, 2019


This week, guests include Sukriti and Prakriti Kakar, the singing twins behind the brand new track  "Sudhar Ja". Plus the boys talk all things from cow dating apps to mattresses.

12: Bunch Of Mother Tonguers!

February 21st, 2019


To celebrate International Mother Language Day, Tommy and Sach compete to say phrases in their mother tongue (Punjabi & Gujarati) How do you think they did?

11: Gully Boys Divine & Naezy

February 14th, 2019


Roses are red, violets are blue, we're feeling romantic...How about you? Get ready for some cheesy rhymes to share with your loved ones and …

10: Farhan Akhtar Does Podioke!

February 7th, 2019


Tommy hangs out with Farhan Akhtar talking about his new album "Echoes" as well as being the first Bollywood A-lister to step up to the ultimate …

9: Podcast Udeek Diyan

January 31st, 2019


Friend of the show and superstar singer, Akriti Kakar teaches the boys how to warm up their voices as the UK braces itself for a cold snap. …

8: Big Down Under

January 24th, 2019


We celebrate our listeners down under with Australian phrases plus gangster pheasants and our very own TRUTHFUL rishta app.

7: Fanungos Of Arjun Kanungo

January 17th, 2019


We welcome Arjun Kanungo who talks about his latest track Tu Na Mera and The Brownload gets its first sponsor… Tommy's mum!

6: The Veganuary Monologues

January 10th, 2019


Tommy and Sach are treated to Kej and his sausage surprise! Plus it's Lohri and Makar Sankrant so the boys battle it out to see who can keep it up the longest... the kite that is! Grow up!

5: Handling "Bees Unnis" For 2019

January 3rd, 2019


Laughing their way through the first podcast of 2019... There's "Urawaza", Fireworks "Ultima Thulli and Kej launches his pro veg campaign.

4: Leftovers

December 28th, 2018


In the final days of 2018, the lads share their "omg, I forgot that happened this year" moments.

3: Christmas Boliyaan & Festive Fun!

December 20th, 2018


It's party time for The Brownload boys at their Christmas lunch including the gargle game and crackers sent from India.

2: Dreaming Of An Ambani Christmas

December 13th, 2018


Tommy and the boys gearing up for Christmas and looking back at the greatest pre-wedding party the world has ever seen.

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