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Titanic Minute 131 - "This episode is a mess"


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Cal and Lovejoy make their own luck and we discuss camels, Hardee's and public fits.

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Titanic Minute 194 - "Travel pillow"

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Titanic Minute 193 - "Women's stuff"

August 29th, 2018


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Titanic Minute 192 - "Idiot men"

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Titanic Minute 191 - "Tinkerhell"

August 27th, 2018


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Titanic Minute 190 - "Celine. I'm Dion here."

August 24th, 2018


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Titanic Minute 189 - "Ol' spit trope"

August 23rd, 2018


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Titanic Minute 188 - "Excelsior!"

August 22nd, 2018


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Titanic Minute 187 - "Feral dog with 3 legs"

August 21st, 2018


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Titanic Minute 186 - "The casting cave"

August 20th, 2018


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Titanic Minute 185 - "In Michigan folklore..."

August 17th, 2018


Old Rose reveals she has the diamond, and we couldn't care less. We do, however, care about Bessie.

Titanic Minute 184 - "Skin sacks"

August 16th, 2018


Brock doesn't let it in. Duff insults the elderly and we learn about the USS Cyclops and Readers Digest.

Titanic Minute 183 - "Mah-Na Mah-Na"

August 15th, 2018


Brock throws away a cigar. HOTO Rob rejoins us for dad jokes and shipping.

Titanic Minute 182 - "Rose Awesome"

August 14th, 2018


Rose arrives back to America. We talk about the 'deep ocean of secrets' and Joe gets mad at boomers.

Titanic Minute 181 - "Kind of a snacc"

August 13th, 2018


Old Rose tells us Cal's fate, and Rob theorizes about post-Titanic Ruth.

Titanic Minute 180 - "Saved by the Cal"

August 10th, 2018


It's Carpathia time, and Duff explains how map-makers used to note the location of sea monsters.

Titanic Minute 179 - "The Three Ps"

August 9th, 2018


We are back on the Keldysh and talk about a new contender for worst line and learn about Death's Door.

Titanic Minute 178 - "ILied1912.ppt"

August 8th, 2018


Rose blows the whistle. Melissa rejoins us to talk about door theories and memorable movie deaths.

Titanic Minute 177 - "Saying Goodbye"

August 7th, 2018


Rose lets go. We learn about Rose's lifeforce, Rob's ringworm and Duff's baby terror. We bring in an expert.

Titanic Minute 176 - "Put a new bit in that drill"

August 6th, 2018


Things aren't looking good for Jack, but would he really sink?

Titanic Minute 175 - "Fish flying up dicks"

August 3rd, 2018


We wonder if "Come Josephine in My Flying Machine" could have been more impactful. Various parasites are discussed.

Titanic Minute 174 - "Only one napkin"

August 2nd, 2018


We discuss Diane's Perfect Date, anchovies, David Lloyd and the importance of a local bar.

Titanic Minute 173 - "Lettuce on a pizza"

August 1st, 2018


The lifeboat moves through the wreckage and Kate from Kate's Madison Salad Blog joins us to discuss the dead, pizza and salads.

Titanic Minute 172 - "Check that smoke detector"

July 31st, 2018


Rose isn't letting go. We talk about the PS General Slocum. Stick around until the end.

Titanic Minute 171 - "Man can't cry"

July 30th, 2018


Rose says "I love you." Rob breaks out some hypothermia facts. If you have wet eyes, stuff a baseball down your throat.

Titanic Minute 170 - "Chekhov's phaser"

July 27th, 2018


Jack makes a joke. Rob learns about Chekhov's gun. Joe rages about the Milwaukee Bucks' house band. Also, the viper dogfish.

Titanic Minute 169 - "Get the car horn"

July 26th, 2018


Molly Brown wants to go back. We learn about the HMS Eurydice and talk about a ship's bell.

Titanic Minute 168 - "The Molly Brown Room"

July 25th, 2018


Survivors are calling lifeboats and John Robert Wilson from The Fifth Eleminute joins us to talk about chicken fights, mousetrap and wienermobiles.

Titanic Minute 167 - "Door truthers"

July 24th, 2018


Rose and Jack find a door and Duff is tired of people being upset about the door.

Titanic Minute 166 - "The world's worst pool party"

July 23rd, 2018


Rose is attacked. Rob and Joe don't remember the ending of Grease. Who wants to talk about dead dogs?

Titanic Minute 165 - "Biblical monster"

July 20th, 2018


Jack and Rose go into the water and Duff reads from the Satanic Bible.

Titanic Minute 164 - "This is it"

July 19th, 2018


Titanic descends into the water and we talk about crockpots and the CSS HL Hunley.

Titanic Minute 163 - "Plinko hour"

July 18th, 2018


The stern is vertical and Andy Gorzalski from Mondo Lucha joins us to discuss Price is Right, funny sidekicks and male nudity.

Titanic Minute 162 - "See you in Denver"

July 17th, 2018


The ship breaks apart and we do our own sound effects and Duff and Rob share their shipbuilding experience.

Titanic Minute 161 - "What a woman"

July 16th, 2018


The lights go out and we discuss flasks, staying warm and how to fix your phone.

Titanic Minute 160 - "Used condoms and Otis Redding"

July 13th, 2018


It's everyone's favorite character: Propeller Guy! Plus, Duff takes us on a deep dive of Nessie hunters.

Titanic Minute 159 - "Super Mario pipes"

July 12th, 2018


Father Byles continues his prayers and we talk about the poop deck set and Andrea Doria.

Titanic Minute 158 - "Foghorn 2: Jscissors Revenge"

July 11th, 2018


Jack and Rose reach the stern and Johnie Powers from Austin Powers Minute joins us to talk about Father Byles, jumpers and ways to end it.

Titanic Minute 157 - "Functional and Non-functional"

July 10th, 2018


Water pours in on the Grand Staircase and we discuss the famous Time Magazine article on Titanic.

Titanic Minute 156 - "It's that way"

July 9th, 2018


RIP Fabrizio. Is there any way his death could be more tragic?

Titanic Minute 155 - "Duffbone is here"

July 6th, 2018


Hey, Jack and Rose are back! We mainly talk about Megalodons.

Titanic Minute 154 - "Things aren't looking good, gang"

July 5th, 2018


The ship continues to sink and we discuss drinking, Henry Kissinger, Soul Asylum and the Dona Paz.

Titanic Minute 153 - "Dar Dar"

July 4th, 2018


Fabrizio has a knife and we are joined by a very special guest as we talk about special effects.

Titanic Minute 152 - "Scenes from a Sinking"

July 3rd, 2018


Sad things happen and we discuss drowning vs freezing to death and learn about Violet Jessop.

Titanic Minute 151 - "The Ted Turnerverse"

July 2nd, 2018


The band plays on and Captain Smith calls it a day. We talk up Ghost Dad and Ted Turner.

Titanic Minute 150 - "Ningen Joe"

June 29th, 2018


Captain Smith is useless. Rob and Joe aren't impressed by the Ningen. YOU GUYS CAN RESEARCH YOUR OWN DAMN SEA MONSTERS, OK?

Titanic Minute 149 - "We built this city"

June 28th, 2018


Jack and Rose run into Andrews. Rob is confused about lyrics and the story of the Black Swan.

Titanic Minute 148 - "Cal Saves Kids"

June 27th, 2018


Murdoch commits suicide and we talk to Tom Lynskey from Titanic: Honor and Glory. Prepare to learn some things.

Titanic Minute 147 - "I am a dink"

June 26th, 2018


Murdoch shoots Tommy. We learn about the word "Limey" and we tell a listener why they should keep listening.

Titanic Minute 146 - "Bastardo atheist pigs"

June 25th, 2018


Jack and Rose escape the stairwell. Joe tells about his parents first date. Rob complains about swimsuits.

Titanic Minute 145 - "Exus Wifeus"

June 22nd, 2018


More key fumbling. Rob can't/won't open his eyes underwater. This week's sea monster: Bathysaurus ferox.

Titanic Minute 144 - "Birdcage Minute"

June 21st, 2018


A steward cannot find the right key, Rob admits to being a poor swimmer and we hit our lowest point.

Titanic Minute 143 - "Polish Titanic"

June 20th, 2018


Jack and Rose try to save a child and Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute joins us.

Titanic Minute 142 - "Very normal man"

June 19th, 2018


Lovejoy doesn't know what Cal finds so funny and we discuss a wild deleted scene.

Titanic Minute 141 - "Failson Follies"

June 18th, 2018


Cal has a tantrum. We discuss banana peel mishaps.

Titanic Minute 140 - "A hardcore cucking"

June 15th, 2018


Our lovers have an emotional reunion, and Cal snaps. We recoil in horror at the Fiji Mermaid.

Titanic Minute 139 - "Get a kazoo"

June 14th, 2018


Rose gets off the lifeboat and we talk about Sissel, Joe comes clean and Rob has a croc story.

Titanic Minute 138 - "Watch that trim!"

June 13th, 2018


Rose says goodbye. We say hello to this week's HOTO/Cal apologist, Brigette, and debate Cal's morality.

Titanic Minute 137 - "Baloney sauce"

June 12th, 2018


Rose gets on a lifeboat. We discuss Lovejoy's moshing and share a listener's story.

Titanic Minute 136 - "Some of us peak early"

June 11th, 2018


Ismay sneaks on a lifeboat. A family is separated. We share stories of trespass.

Titanic Minute 135 - "Tonight, To Duff"

June 8th, 2018


Cal doesn't get on a lifeboat and we discuss if Cal loves Rose. Also, the St. Augustine Monster.

Titanic Minute 134 - "Sharp tenor tones"

June 7th, 2018


Jack and Rose return to the deck and we argue about plane safety and tipping.

Titanic Minute 133 - "God Ceiling"

June 6th, 2018


Everybody panics and Liz from Steerage joins us to discuss a deleted scene, fast food and hometown crazies.

Titanic Minute 132 - "50 percent chance"

June 5th, 2018


The steerage crew breaks down a gate, we name the band and discuss the woman who is pushed.

Titanic Minute 130 - "Lice Guy is leading the charge"

June 1st, 2018


The steerage poors are trapped. In a deleted scene, Fabrizio leaves his lover, Helga. Also: SEA MONSTER FACTS!

Titanic Minute 129 - "Ignorance panic"

May 31st, 2018


Andrews is upset with the empty lifeboats, we discuss Lightoller's life and Joe has troubling news for us.

Titanic Minute 128 - "The Gentleman's Way"

May 30th, 2018


Cal finds Lovejoy on the deck and Alex Robinson from Star Wars Minute joins us to talk about breaking doors down.

Titanic Minute 127 - "I'm ready to trust"

May 29th, 2018


Rose saves Jack with an axe and we discuss trust.

Titanic Minute 126 - "Apologies to Michael J. Fox"

May 28th, 2018


Rose readies herself, and we have a hypothetical conversational about chopping off hands.

Titanic Minute 125 - "Sprayed that firey fish down"

May 25th, 2018


Rose gets an axe. We discuss the rarity of gender swapped damsels-in-distress.

Titanic Minute 124 - "Horse in the House"

May 24th, 2018


Rose throws a punch, much like Duff once punched Rob. We have a TV recommendation and a sponsor, both of which the whole family can enjoy.

Titanic Minute 123 - "That astronaut lady with the diaper"

May 23rd, 2018


Rose needs a key. Greg Wyshynski from ESPN and Puck Soup joins us to discuss old-timey fire extinguishers, Guns N' Roses and the benefits of …

Titanic Minute 122 - "Hug her without arms"

May 22nd, 2018


Rose finds Jack. We discuss leprosy, hugs and keys. Also, updates on who our listeners would save.

Titanic Minute 121 - "Shoewatch"

May 21st, 2018


Rose gets off the elevator and we discuss Rose's independence and examples of women saving men.

Titanic Minute 120 - "That's how I learned the word 'turd'"

May 18th, 2018


Rose takes the elevator. Stories are told about a submerged golf cart and a cracked toilet. Also, Bale vs. Leo talk.

Titanic Minute 119 - "Water: The unstoppable force"

May 17th, 2018


Andrews gives Rose directions. We discuss elevator safety, and Joe gives follow-up on some TitMin legal matters.

Titanic Minute 118 - "Pasta Hut"

May 16th, 2018


Rose runs away. George from Mogwai Minute comes on board to talk about Pasta Hut, spitting and Cal's pinky ring.

Titanic Minute 117 - "Rob the Destroyer"

May 15th, 2018


Rose goes off on Ruth and Cal. We're all finally on team Rose, although we respect Cal's savage owns.

Titanic Minute 116 - "That thing you do in the toilet"

May 14th, 2018


A flare is shot, and Jack is trapped. We ponder which superheroes could save the day and embrace Lovejoy's villainy.

Titanic Minute 115 - "Janette bras"

May 11th, 2018


Steerage passengers are denied to the decks. We have a dark happy-hour as we ponder class divide and how to break bad news.

Titanic Minute 114 - "Always more ants"

May 10th, 2018


Lightoller starts loading the lifeboats and we discuss college courses and fictional monsters.

Titanic Minute 113 - "The last time he forgot"

May 9th, 2018


Jack gets locked in the Master at Arms office and Jason from Filmography Pod joins us to discuss which disaster films we'd make.

Titanic Minute 112 - "Sam the Eagle"

May 8th, 2018


Rose confronts Andrews about the iceberg and we set a goal for our listeners. Provide your survey results at

Titanic Minute 111 - "Muff with a buckle"

May 7th, 2018


First class passengers are not concerned. Rob learns the word "mum" and slanders Native Americans.

Titanic Minute 110 - "Seek U D"

May 4th, 2018


A distress signal is sent. We really hope you like telecommunications history and dick jokes.

Titanic Minute 109 - "Tissue in my brain"

May 3rd, 2018


Cal assaults Rose and we talk about night terrors. George Lucas shows up again.

Titanic Minute 108 - "Major Butt"

May 2nd, 2018


Andrews tells Captain Smith that Titanic will sink and Alyson joins us to talk about old headlines and this tape switch moment.

Titanic Minute 107 - "Do you use paperweights?"

May 1st, 2018


Jack tries to explain the stolen jacket, survey results and we have a theory on Cal and Ruth.

Titanic Minute 106 - "You guys ever tried pickpocketing?"

April 30th, 2018


Lovejoy frames Jack. Rob talks about the time he broke into NASA. BIGBLACK@ROCKETMAIL.COM has an offer.

Titanic Minute 105 - "Indoor and outdoor crocs"

April 27th, 2018


Jack and Rose return to warn Cal and Ruth. We talk robes and crocs. Look, not every episode will be a home-run.

Titanic Minute 104 - "Eels in steerage"

April 26th, 2018


Captain Smith surveys the damage and we know nothing about the ocean.

Titanic Minute 103 - "Boxes were more of a fascination"

April 25th, 2018


Murdoch reports to Captain Smith. The one and only Meeks joins us to discuss...well, just give it a listen.

Titanic Minute 102 - "Good Times III"

April 24th, 2018


The boiler men escape and we discuss wilhelm screams and Duff nitpicks in a Tyson Tuesday.

Titanic Minute 101 - "Some dudes in a parking lot"

April 23rd, 2018


Titanic hits the iceberg, we discuss facts about the real collision and GGM includes some casting suggestions.

Titanic Minute 100 - "I'm sorry, Macaulay"

April 20th, 2018


The engine room responds to full astern, we learn about our lookouts and discuss our thoughts through the first 100 minutes.

Titanic Minute 099 - "Deathberg"

April 19th, 2018


The lookouts spot the iceberg and we have some iceberg facts and a possible DOOM reference.

Titanic Minute 098 - "Target for country folk"

April 18th, 2018


Rose commits to Jack and Jonathan Howell from Minute: Impossible joins us to discuss Rose's storytelling, cruises & Fleet-Farm.

Titanic Minute 097 - "Juff & Mutt"

April 17th, 2018


The stewards finds an empty car, Joe and Duff argue and Harry Caray makes an appearance.

Titanic Minute 096 - "Wet Handits"

April 16th, 2018


It's the iconic hand-on-the-window scene. Is Rose a virgin? Is Jack? Are there multiple cars?

Titanic Minute 095 - "Lathered up with Vaseline"

April 13th, 2018


Jack puts his hands on Rose. We discuss the SS Californian, and Duff unloads on Banksy.

Titanic Minute 094 - "Podcasting is the best birth control"

April 12th, 2018


Jack and Rose find a car, we discuss the Titanic manifest and do some car talk.

Titanic Minute 093 - "Ballad of Robert Ballard"

April 11th, 2018


A run through the boiler room and Andrew Hawthorn from Monster Squad Minute joins us to discuss Pinkertons and two deleted scenes.

Titanic Minute 092 - "We let it in"

April 10th, 2018


Spicer Lovejoy begins to chase Jack and Rose and we share a similar chase story and we read a touching listener's letter.

Titanic Minute 091 - "Bing Bong dong"

April 9th, 2018


Jack reminds us it's cold, and Lovejoy tracks down the happy couple. We ponder how young is too young to watch Titanic and discuss Garfield fan-art.

Titanic Minute 090 - "A spasm of overacting"

April 6th, 2018


Jack puts the drawing away, and Lovejoy is on the hunt. We discuss Rose's poor planning.

Titanic Minute 089 - "American Vandal Part 2"

April 5th, 2018


We go back to the present and talk a lot about Jack Dawson's signature and photography vs drawing.

Titanic Minute 088 - "Conceived to this movie"

April 4th, 2018


Rose needs to relax during the sketch and Megan joins us to imagine ourselves in Rose's position. Music by Matt Mulholland.

Titanic Minute 087 - "Respectable boobs"

April 3rd, 2018


Rose lays on the couch and Jack starts sketching and what if Leo came over to draw us. Music by Matt Mulholland.

Titanic Minute 086 - "Nudie Gown"

April 2nd, 2018


Rose comes out in her gown and updated wardrobe rankings. Music by Matt Mulholland.

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April 2nd, 2018


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Titanic Minute 085 - "Beta Boys"

March 30th, 2018


Rose asks Jack to draw her, we debate what we would do in his situation and Duff is triggered.

Titanic Minute 084 - "Wikipedia research expenses"

March 29th, 2018


Rose takes Jack back to her suite, we go back to the present and we take issue with Captain Smith.

Titanic Minute 083 - "Josephine the Flying Machine"

March 28th, 2018


Jack and Rose kiss. Heart of the Ocean Melissa joins us to talk about our favorite movie smooches.

Titanic Minute 082 - "-foghorn-"

March 27th, 2018


Rose flys, Duff reads a very salty Google Group post and we discuss film blind spots.

Titanic Minute 081 - "Performative brooding"

March 26th, 2018


Rose finds Jack at the bow. We send out an SOS to discuss brooding and rejection.

Titanic Minute 080 - "The weird ghost people"

March 23rd, 2018


Rose reunites with Ruth and hat squad. Duff shares his Titanic dream and Joe poses a question for listeners.

Titanic Minute 079 - "Had Enough"

March 22nd, 2018


Jack tells Rose he's still too involved and we talk about George Lucas and Van Halen.

Titanic Minute 078 - "The electric horse"

March 21st, 2018


Mr. Andrews assures Rose more lifeboats aren't necessary. Heart of the ocean Jim joins us to discuss Edwardian era work-out equipment.

Titanic Minute 077 - "Mailer Daemon"

March 20th, 2018


Rose counts the lifeboats. We have a deleted scene to discuss as well as some survey results.

Titanic Minute 076 - "More of a poop-post"

March 19th, 2018


Jack gets turned away and Joe tells us how to trespass.

Titanic Minute 075 - "Get real, Jack Dawson"

March 16th, 2018


The first class passengers go to church. We guess at Jack's endgame and discuss "Oops!... I Did It Again."

Titanic Minute 074 - "1912 John Stossel"

March 15th, 2018


Ruth doesn't want their fine things sold at an auction and we discuss life as a seamstress.

Titanic Minute 073 - "Things are getting really dark"

March 14th, 2018


Ruth tightens the corset and Megan joins us to discuss family humiliations.

Titanic Minute 072 - "The Podcaster's Burden"

March 13th, 2018


Cal and Rose quarrel at breakfast and we discuss Cal's health issues and Trudy's origins.

Titanic Minute 071 - "The only Plan B is overboard"

March 12th, 2018


Rose faces Cal the next morning. Duff brings up Cal's fake hair.

Titanic Minute 070 - "Poor Bjorn"

March 9th, 2018


Rose stands on her toes, Rob recalls assaulting an elderly couple, and Joe hates Homeland.

Titanic Minute 069 - "Rose does whipits"

March 8th, 2018


Rose drinks a beer and we discuss the spinning shot, Standard Oil and we have another sponsor. Background music from

Titanic Minute 068 - "Senator Rock's cruise"

March 7th, 2018


Jack and Rose do a jig. Crystal Beth joins us to talk about cruise ships and classic memes.

Titanic Minute 067 - "High school prom"

March 6th, 2018


Jack asks Rose to dance at the steerage party. We also discuss Bjork, panhandlers and Gaelic Storm.

Titanic Minute 066 - "Stern to stern"

March 5th, 2018


Jack and Rose head to a real party, and we have two meme challenges for our listeners.

Titanic Minute 065 - "Ruth designed Rose"

March 2nd, 2018


The men depart for brandy and cigars; Rob has multiple bad takes about how to woo women.

Titanic Minute 064 - "Life is a Highway"

March 1st, 2018


Jack gives out some life advice and we have another opportunity for our listeners. Background music from

Titanic Minute 063 - "Purest White Wine"

February 28th, 2018


Ruth interrogates Jack at dinner and White Wine Tom joins us to discuss caviar.

Titanic Minute 062 - "Voiceover lady, tell me"

February 27th, 2018


Jack is asked about steerage and we discuss Cal's intentions.

Titanic Minute 061 - "Wholesome lingerie"

February 26th, 2018


The guests are seated for dinner and we theorize how to fake being rich.

Titanic Minute 060 - "Pregnant in a bad way"

February 23rd, 2018


Rose shares gossip about the rich and famous, and we have a special letter to share from superfan Kate.

Titanic Minute 059 - "Which hair?"

February 22nd, 2018


Cal ignores Jack and we have an exciting offer to share. Background music from

Titanic Minute 058 - "Smells like litter"

February 21st, 2018


Jack tries to fit into high society and Kris Puddicombe from Who's Doing What Now joins us to talk about the staircase.

Titanic Minute 057 - "Molly Brown is his Jiminy Cricket"

February 20th, 2018


Molly brown gives Jack some clothes and we send out another SOS.

Titanic Minute 056 - "Yoda with dementia"

February 19th, 2018


Part two of Rose's spitting lesson, which goes along with a disturbing Google archive post.

Titanic Minute 055 - "MAGA Jack"

February 16th, 2018


Jack teaches Rose how to spit and we are thoroughly grossed out.

Titanic Minute 054 - "Bag full of hands"

February 15th, 2018


Ismay wants to go faster. Rose wants to go west and more about about Jack's morbid past.

Titanic Minute 053 - "The Urkel of Titanic"

February 14th, 2018


Molly Brown wants to get tea and Pete Mummert joins us from Indiana Jones Minute to discuss conspiracy theories.

Titanic Minute 052 - "Jack the Ripper"

February 13th, 2018


Jack tells Rose about a one-legged prostitute and we speculate about Jack's sordid past.

Titanic Minute 051 - "He won't go in that trench"

February 12th, 2018


Rose reviews Jack's drawings. We discuss some embarrassing situations involving scandalous content.

Titanic Minute 050 - "The longest hug is death"

February 9th, 2018


Jack and Rose shake hands, which prompts a conversation on hugs. We also discuss criteria for a Titanic drinking game.

Titanic Minute 049 - "Manic Pixie Dream Poor"

February 8th, 2018


Rose describers her anxiety and we discuss a scene Leo and Kate fought to change.

Titanic Minute 048 - "Shirts and condiment packages"

February 7th, 2018


Rose and Jack walk the deck and Rachel Gatlin from TMNT Minute breaks down some sinking theories.

Titanic Minute 047 - "3 Months of Internet"

February 6th, 2018


Rose wears the Heart of the Ocean, we discuss a deleted scene and an argument breaks out over how to be a gentleman.

Titanic Minute 046 - "Music boxes aren't my forte"

February 5th, 2018


Jack bums a smoke. Joe hearts Lovejoy. Rob REALLY doesn't like music boxes.

Titanic Minute 045 - "Joe is displeased. What to do?"

February 2nd, 2018


Cal gives Jack some money and we discuss the etiquette of offering a cash reward for saving a life.

Titanic Minute 044 - "Moon days"

February 1st, 2018


Handcuffs are placed on Jack and we suggest better lies for Rose and learn about Archibald Gracie.

Titanic Minute 043 - "Kate Winslet's baby knees"

January 31st, 2018


Rose slips and Caroline, author of Sinking Feeling, joins us as we discuss women's knees and Leo rankings.

Titanic Minute 042 - "WikiCreeps"

January 30th, 2018


Rose decides not to jump and we send out an SOS for first date tips.

Titanic Minute 041 - "FAKE LAKE"

January 29th, 2018


Jack mansplains ice fishing and we take James Cameron to task for screwing up Wisconsin history.

Titanic Minute 040 - "The dumb Stanley Kubrick"

January 26th, 2018


Jack continues to talk Rose down. We compare James Cameron and Stanley Kubrick.

Titanic Minute 039 - "Swipe right, big guy"

January 25th, 2018


Jack tells Rose not to do it and we rewrite how Jack and Rose first meet.

Titanic Minute 038 - "Homeless kid from Growing Pains"

January 24th, 2018


Rose wants to jump and Asterios Kokkinos from Science Friction joins us as we talk about Kirk Cameron.

Titanic Minute 037 - "United Nations of Tommy and Fabrizio"

January 23rd, 2018


Rose leaves another meal early and we continue speculating on our Old Rose theory.

Titanic Minute 036 - "F.A.R.T. the Movie"

January 22nd, 2018


Jack sees Rose and meets Tommy Ryan. We make Foreigner puns and discuss Rose's outfits.

Titanic Minute 035 - "Sprite, but in a champagne glass"

January 19th, 2018


Rose has poor table manners, Rob shares a dinner story and Joe has a bone to pick.

Titanic Minute 034 - "We're not getting that Philip Morris sponsorship"

January 18th, 2018


Rose and company dine, Duff defends Rose's actions, and we dive into whether or not we like her.

Titanic Minute 033 - "Big plate of spaghetti"

January 17th, 2018


Jack is King of the World and Tim Root from 20 Years of Nitro joins us to discuss Fabrizio.

Titanic Minute 032 - "Fishionary style"

January 16th, 2018


Jack and Fabrizio watch the dolphins and it's time for Tyson Tuesday nitpicking.

Titanic Minute 031 - "The self-loathing Saxons of Hollywood"

January 15th, 2018


The engine room is impressive, but not as impressive as a telegraph based pizza ordering system.

Titanic Minute 030 - "Tremors Minute"

January 12th, 2018


Molly Brown boards, we meet Captain Smith, and Rob discusses his first love, Reba McEntire.

Titanic Minute 029 - "Thank you for your bravery, James"

January 11th, 2018


Rose looks through her art collection and we all hate this Picasso bit.

Titanic Minute 028 - "A Tin Tin Adventure"

January 10th, 2018


Titanic departs from Southampton and Neil Brown from Mogwai Minute is tired of Jack's optimism.

Titanic Minute 027 - "Lice-a-Loni"

January 9th, 2018


Jack and Fabrizio board the Titanic and Rob shares some of his past deceptions.

Titanic Minute 026 - "Punch it, Fabrizio"

January 8th, 2018


Jack and Fabrizio hurry to board, and we decide that Fabrizio owes a life debt to Jack.

Titanic Minute 025 - "The Borat of the Titanic"

January 5th, 2018


We meet Jack Dawson and Joe teaches us about poker.

Titanic Minute 024 - "An acceptable amount of lice"

January 4th, 2018


Rose, Cal and Lovejoy get ready to board. We talk a lot about lice.

Titanic Minute 023 - "You have to be an inch taller"

January 3rd, 2018


Rose and Cal arrive in Southampton and Jamie is here as our relationship expert.

Titanic Minute 021 - "Weird Bobby arms"

January 1st, 2018


Rose begins her story and we discuss our Cameron rankings.

Titanic Minute 020 - "Shame is an emotion"

December 29th, 2017


Rose readies herself to tell her story and we do a lot of PCP (talk).

Titanic Minute 019 - "Mapping out loneliness"

December 28th, 2017


Lewis finishes his forensic analysis of the Titanic and we discuss the unbelievable.

Titanic Minute 018 - "You don't understand this movie"

December 27th, 2017


Lewis shows us how the Titanic sunk and Rob (our Heart of the Ocean) tells us about his post-Titanic Mall trip.

Titanic Minute 017 - "Mountain Dew pours out"

December 26th, 2017


Brock tells Rose about the Heart of the Ocean and we discuss alternate endings.

Titanic Minute 016 - "The E.B. jeebees"

December 25th, 2017


Rose gets to see her drawing and we discuss the Heart of the Ocean's fame.

Titanic Minute 015 - "Worms in her brain"

December 22nd, 2017


Rose settles into her room and we further question her truthfulness

Titanic Minute 014 - "I hate you, Robert Zemeckis"

December 21st, 2017


Rose arrives on the Keldysh, but can we trust what she says?

Titanic Minute 013 - "A movie about elder abuse"

December 20th, 2017


Rose calls Brock and Colin joins us to debate the importance of the modern day scenes.

Titanic Minute 012 - "His hands are gross, too"

December 19th, 2017


Rose finds out about Brock's Titanic expedition and Duff insults senior citizens.

Titanic Minute 011 - "I didn't know it was in a briefcase"

December 18th, 2017


Brock sees the Heart of the Ocean in the Rose sketch and Rob learns about Jimmy Hoffa.

Titanic Minute 010 - "The final self own"

December 15th, 2017


Brock opens the safe and we dive into Geraldo's life.

Titanic Minute 009 - "James, thank you for your service"

December 14th, 2017


Brock and crew gather on deck. We learn more about the Keldysh and laws of the sea.

Titanic Minute 008 - "Titanic Boy"

December 13th, 2017


Snoop enters into Hockley's bedroom and we recast Lewis. Clare joins us to tell us about her history with Titanic.

Titanic Minute 007 - "Chucky vs Jaws"

December 12th, 2017


Snoop turns over a door and we recast Brock.

Titanic Minute 006 - "A real Brock Lovett moment"

December 11th, 2017


Snoop goes to D deck and we discuss our favorite models in movies.

Titanic Minute 005 - "He's really more insulin than man"

December 8th, 2017


Snoop enters the wreck and Rob recalls the one who got away.

Titanic Minute 004 - "Lewis Cool News"

December 7th, 2017


Brock and Lewis are in the MIR and we learn more about Lewis Abernathy.

Titanic Minute 003 - "Fun fact about the Challenger"

December 6th, 2017


Brock Lovett is in the MIR submersible and we have a photoshop request for our listeners.

Titanic Minute 001 - "A lot of Ooos"

December 4th, 2017


People wave goodbye as the Titanic leaves port and Duff scours the newsgroups for content.

Titanic Minute 000 - "This one's for free"

August 2nd, 2017


Duff & Rob convince Joe that this is a good idea. Titanic Minute will officially launch on December 4, 2017.

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