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There Will Be Porn

23 EpisodesProduced by More BananaWebsite

Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they’re any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.

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Cait & Murda Are Scared Of Plastic Sickness – “Texas Dildo Masquerade” 1998

Whoever said you can’t mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn. 

Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

This week they watch Texas Dildo Masquerade, a X-rated spoof of the classic horror film, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you’re looking for blood and guts, you won’t find them in this movie, although there’s still plenty of bodily fluids. Cait & Murda explore a sillier side of porn watching, and become really concerned about the effects of BPAs on their libido. 

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Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com

Links

There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time

IMDB Texas Dildo Masquerade

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

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