The Whaley Family Hour

Frank and Heather are here with all the breaking news you didn't want.

Frank and Heather cave to the demands of the corporate office and return with all the content you've been missing.

Frank and Heather discuss the Screen Actor's Guild strike and various tales from jail.

Frank and Heather discuss their recent corporate reshuffling and current events.

Frank and Heather discuss meat, feeling like meat, and German Shepherds.

Frank and Heather discuss medical maladies and spring break shenanigans.

Frank and Heather discuss the Academy Awards, Tracy Anderson, Frank's height, and answer listener mail.

Frank and Heather discuss aviation.

Frank and Heather bring you all the uplifting stories of the day. No. No they don't.

Frank and Heather discuss what people smell like and horrible news.

Frank and Heather give an in depth analysis of the day's headlines and celebrate an ominous anniversary.  

Frank and Heather discuss climate change and plumbing.

Frank and Heather discuss the shittiest house in Brick Township, New Jersey. 

Frank and Heather discuss gumballs - so many gumballs! - Chris Evans and his pillowy red lips, and Jeopardy.

Frank and Heather discuss Keynesian economics. No, not really. They talk about Harvey Weinstein's balls. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Royal Family, and offer suggestions for baby names.

Frank and Heather discuss bear attacks, dandruff, and forensic psychology. 

Frank and Heather discuss the greatest city in the world, Shia LeBeouf, and perverts.

Frank and Heather discuss aerodynamics, relationships, and politics in Finland.

Frank and Heather discuss MLB and Field of Dreams, OJ Simpson, and when animals attack.

Frank and Heather discuss mathematical probabilities.

Frank and Heather give you all the tricks to achieving the perfect personality.

Frank and Heather love America.

Frank and Heather discuss the creepy perverts of the GOP.

Frank and Heather discuss how to get into People Magazine.

Frank and Heather break it all down while trying not to have a breakdown, and Frank talks about Ray Liotta.

Frank and Heather discuss eating things you find in your pocket, Fred Ward, Kevin Bacon, and what not to do in the shower before your wedding.

Frank and Heather are back and here to discuss the fascinating history of the combustion engine.

Frank and Heather discuss Chaucer. 

Frank and Heather discuss the glamour of Hollywood, Justin Bieber's fashion, and some truly hideous behavior.

Frank and Heather discuss the twelfth century alchemist Albertus Magnus. Again.

Frank and Heather discuss mathematics and engineering.

Frank and Heather discuss poetry.

Frank and Heather discuss a tragedy, a remarkable story of survival, and who does and does not do yard work. 

Frank and Heather discuss Russia, random acts of insanity, and camels getting revenge.

Frank and Heather discuss today's horror stories, and answer a listener email about celebrity sightings.

Frank and Heather discuss their first date, what happened at work, and answer a listener question. 

Frank and Heather deliver important medical advice. 

Frank and Heather discuss nicknames, actors doing cocaine, and how many bladders do we have.

Frank and Heather give you the horrible news. 

Frank and Heather discuss book banning, Adele, and it girl Mackensie Scott.

Frank and Heather are here for this Monday, January 31st in the year 2022. They are here and discussing whether you can separate the art from the artist, actors defending abusers, actors accusing studios of …

Frank and Heather are hunkering down for the great bomb cyclone blizzard of '22 and discussing the legend that is Pia Zadora, men in skirts, and they answer a listener who took actual umbrage. 

Frank and Heather are here for your evening news brief. Take it or leave it.

Frank and Heather discuss all the important news of the day that you didn't know you wanted to hear.

Frank and Heather discuss celebrity divorces and he reveals a long-standing crush, stand up comedy, being too nice, and read a letter from a listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss new revelations about Betty White, the shameful behavior of Whole Foods, and predictions from 1922.

Frank and Heather discuss the recent deaths of elderly famous people, the Capitol Insurrection, Oliver Stone, and Tom Brady.

Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing pandemic, the absolute pandemonium in finding a test, and Frank manages to insult two entire communities in …

Frank and Heather get ready for Christmas by discussing men behaving badly and stuff. Ho Ho Ho

Frank and Heather answer a listener email about Christmas, talk about Omicron, the reason Nancy Reagan was in the news recently, and plans for the future.

Frank and Heather discuss Succession, the Capitol Rioters, and the end of the Trump Chris Christie bromance.

Frank and Heather discuss other married couples discussing their private stuff in public, the neverending coronavirus, and the Beatles. 

Frank and Heather answer listener mail, discuss celebrity Thanksgiving dishes, and a small fraction of the problems existing in contemporary American society. 

It's Friday and everything is awful. Cheers.

It's Taylor Swift weekend! Did she date John Hinkley Jr? No, but he's got a You Tube channel.

Frank and Heather discuss celebrities who ran the NYC Marathon, and a terrible fate for one old man.

Frank and Heather are back and BOOSTED. They discuss torts, new products available at Target, the perils of distance running, and geography.

Frank and Heather answer a listener question and discuss weddings, Footloose, the Taliban, and danger on set.

Frank and Heather wish you and yours a happy Halloween! They discuss Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, Zayn and Yolanda, and what the hell is happening to …

Frank and Heather had a busy weekend. No really. There was music, dancing, kickball, gambling, and Run-DMC. For real.

It's Friday, October 22, 2021 and Frank and Heather discuss the tragic accidental shooting on a film set, Marjorie Taylor Green, the guy from the …

Frank and Heather deliver the irresponsible news-ish events of the day. Spoiler: woof

Frank and Heather are back in the closet, giving you all the top-quality content that you've been jonesing for. You're welcome.

Frank and Heather discuss all kinds of terrible behavior and offer some movie reviews.

Frank and Heather have been busy with newspapers and television shows television calling about hygiene. 

Frank and Heather are having another anniversary. How long is this going to go on? Forever???

Frank and Heather discuss how bad she is at math and how she totally effed up when the anniversary is. 

Frank and Heather discuss more fungible and non-fungible stuff, and answer a question for the mom of a theater kid.

Frank and Heather discuss a reconciliation gone terribly wrong, and a queen losing her g-d mind in Florida.

Frank and Heather discuss the Grammy Awards and the Oscar nominations. 

Frank and Heather struggle to remember the names of movies they hated and the people who made them, also who made the ones they liked. They play a new game and learn new things.

Frank and Heather reminisce about the pandemic, and answer a listener question about joy.

Frank and Heather discuss whiny insurrectionists, the world's worst father, and stuff.

Frank and Heather discuss ritual humiliation and Frank's lost love the former Mrs. Bezos. Also a listener question. 

Frank and Heather discuss nose blowing, getting mugged, and getting vaccinated. 

Frank and Heather discuss celebrity autographs, finding treasures in either Hartford or New Haven, and Guiliani's daughter's new found happiness. 

Frank and Heather discuss the insurrectionist snowflakes, and answer a listener question about The Freshman, and talk about lizards.

Frank and Heather discuss bullying and have different ideas on how to handle a bully.

Frank and Heather discuss the Lord, bizarre political injuries, sporting events both good and bad, other things. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Golden Globes, Guinness records, cock fights, and Taylor Swift.

Frank and Heather discuss the stupidest would-be murderer, a brush with Bobby Flay, horse racing, sauerbraten, and documentaries. 

Frank and Heather discuss an upcoming anniversary and answer a listener question. Also clocks.

Frank and Heather discuss what to do if you're having an emergency and you're the Optimum guy.

Frank and Heather discuss an unexpected kiss, and another one of the world's worst people. 

Frank and Heather discuss allegations surrounding the acting school run by James Franco, and other stuff.

Frank and Heather discuss astrology, and horrible person, Shia LaBoeuf. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Mars rover landing, criticism, and the things your dentist knows you're up to.

Frank and Heather discuss various bodily systems. 

Frank and Heather discuss why it is a better idea to just stay inside, celebrity abs, and American Idol.

Frank and Heather discuss Trump's slip and fall attorney, Ashley Judd's terrible day, and matricide gone wrong. 

Frank and Heather talk about more cancelations and the surprising love life of disgusting member of congress Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

Frank and Heather discuss elimination and how it is important and sometimes loud, and terrible snow-themed accidents.

Frank and Heather discuss stupidity, Marilyn Manson, Warren Buffet, and other stuff. 

Frank and Heather discuss more bizarre Armie Hammer stuff, Corey Feldman, homegrown terrorists, total lunatics, and why hasn't Mel Gibson been canceled yet.

Frank and Heather discuss trivial facts, raunchy facts, disappointing racist facts, baseball facts, and facts about WWII. 

Frank and Heather discuss disgusting people Marilyn Manson, Armie Hammer, and Russian YouTubers going way too far - nyet!

Frank and Heather discuss some truly vile people. 

Frank and Heather play a rather grim game with surprising results. 

Frank and Heather discuss the passing of Dustin Diamond, an unfortunate end in Chelsea, and people cleaning up on YouTube by literally cleaning up.

Frank and Heather discuss someone named Ioan, and an update on the guy who got stuck in the chastity cage.

Frank and Heather discuss the role of women in a marriage according to Kirk Cameron, noted whacko, other whackos, and what the hell is in the tuna at …

Frank and Heather discuss Hollywood, the late great Cloris Leachman, psychotic football players, and what Angelina Jolie buys at Target. 

Frank and Heather discuss entitled oil-heir Armie Hammer and what he has to do with baking soda, grounds for divorce in Tennessee, and pocket pardons. 

Frank and Heather discuss more baseball, an incident at home, the erection of the insurrection, answer a listener's question about anniversaries, and say goodbye to Hank Aaron. 

Frank and Heather discuss baseball, the history of baseball, and some current baseball events on this exciting baseball podcast. 

Frank and Heather discuss the most important events of the day including who is entitled to a cardboard cut-out of themselves.

Frank and Heather wish Dolly Parton a happy birthday, discuss luxury air travel, and say goodbye to the Trump kids. 

Frank and Heather discuss Dax Shepherd, alternate uses for Boric Acid, and celebrity brands. 

Frank and Heather discuss the COVID vaccine, Disneyland, Armie Hammer and what you'll do for love. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Bee Gees, new ways to insult someone, and more about the ongoing dystopia. 

Frank and Heather discuss a scandal from 1910, the Sex and the City reboot, and how Debra Messing should play Lucille Ball. 

Frank and Heather discuss a really unfortunate hacking, and the yahoo parade on display in the nation. 

Frank and Heather discuss the obvious, plus Jodie Foster and Swing Kids.

Frank and Heather discuss the end of the world.

Frank and Heather are back and it's a brand new season for a brand new year! 

Frank and Heather have one more gift, and it is a suggestion for how to teach a naughty teen a lesson.

Ho Ho Ho it's your Christmas bonus number two!

Frank and Heather have a spirited discussion about the idiots of the world. 

Frank and Heather discuss radicalized teenagers in Pennsylvania, cats, answer a listener question, and have a big announcment! 

Frank and Heather discuss Connie Chung, Kirk Cameron, how to use a superspreader event to your advantage, and a new revenue stream for Heather.

Frank and Heather discuss Ali Larter and Leonard Roberts, Pamela and Tommy Lee, and Frank tells a story about an actor who was completely wasted on set. 

Frank and Heather talk about everyone's favorite holiday movie The Silence of the Lamb, Texas School Board shenanigans, answer a listener question …

Frank and Heather discuss more Shia LaBoeuf revelations, the future of Erika Jayne, and answer a listener letter while providing you with an image you don't need or want.

Frank and Heather discuss appliances, FKA Twigs and Shia LaBeouf, and offer a listener conflicting advice. 

Frank and Heather discuss historical boxing. For real. 

Frank and Heather are back and Frank is super grumpy and not at all excited about the gifts celebrities are giving. 

Frank and Heather take a quiz. 

Frank and Heather discuss the totally over the top Trump Show, a RHOBH news flash, cats and kittens and Mike Tyson. 

Frank and Heather discuss William Barr, Rudy Giuliani's criminal history, The Undoing, and ten actors who made it onto a list for some reason.

It's Heather's birthday so she and Frank discuss Glenn Close, Felicity Huffman, and Frank's underwear. 

Frank and Heather discuss some stuff. Jeez. 

Frank and Heather discuss Frank Sinatra, Thanksgiving, and Frank tells some Randy Quaid stories. 

Frank and Heather discuss poetry, lost pets, family secrets, and celebrities behind bars. 

Frank and Heather discuss the future of Don-Coronavirus-Junior and his weird girlfriend Guilfoyle, more animal attacks, and a man for Frank's mom.

Frank and Heather fight off panic attacks by discussing Massimo Giannulli's new prison lewk, a Harvey Weinstein update, and something foul from KFC. 

Frank and Heather discuss computers, pizza, and a psychopath in Georgia. 

Frank and Heather bring you all the news about 7-11 that you didn't ask for and don't want! They also read a letter from a listener who has some THINGS going on. 

Frank and Heather discuss the disastrous coronavirus testing program in the United States, the Boy Scouts, and fancy kids. 

Frank and Heather discuss moose, super spreader game nights, Vince Vaughn, and call it a day because this has been a rough one.

Frank and Heather discuss coronavirus, overhyped films and television shows, and a celebrity auction. 

Frank and Heather discuss Leonardo DiCaprio, words and the people who work with words, and there is a squirrel in the attic.

Frank and Heather discuss being fired, coronavirus, gymnastics, Nascar, and Wentworth Miller. 

Frank and Heather discuss the overwhelming joy they feel at the ousting of Donald J. Trump. Ha ha ha ha ha 

Frank and Heather await the results of the election while they discuss the mass murder of minks, and how Frank should replace Johnny Depp in the …

Frank and Heather discuss OCD, Hercules actor Kevin Sorbo's whiny baby tears, televangelist whacko Paula White, and hustlin'.

As they constantly hit refresh on the electoral map, Frank and Heather discuss life on the ranch with Kanye, Lori Loughlin's rough time in the clink, and what's going to happen to Donald Trump.

Frank and Heather discuss the election even though they promised to provide a break from thinking about the election, and then they talk about drinking so much that they puke. Fun!

Frank and Heather discuss election anxiety, Johnny Depp, hot dogs, and Frank's mustache. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Wives of the Deplorable Facebook group, and deep dive into a listener's upcoming date. Will he be the love of her life or will he drug her and throw her into the trunk of his car? Just like …

Frank and Heather discuss the Dodgers, Trump's disaster in Omaha, and a listener who is looking for love. 

Frank and Heather discuss spousal murder, sinkholes, even worse sinkholes, and near death experiences. 

Frank and Heather make amends and discuss a terrible hayride accident, and a Felicity Huffman update. 

Frank and Heather discuss the presidential debate, the Criterion Collection, and really horrific parents. 

Frank and Heather discuss divorce messaging and the upcoming holiday season which is sure to be a huge bummer. 

Frank and Heather give you a quickie that will be over before the time it takes for you to get the results of your highly suspect rapid COVID test, …

Frank and Heather give a birthday shout out to Kamala Harris, and a different kind of shout out to Scott Baio and Chris Pratt, answer a question about a mid-life crisis, and provide some tips for a vegetarian …

Frank and Heather discuss the colon, Dr Fauci, Donald Trump, Mrs. Heisler, and The Human Centipede. 

Frank and Heather discuss the demise of Tab, Trump and his bff Q, and the TONY AWARDS PEOPLE!

Frank and Heather discuss Tommy Lee, John Boehner, and The Rock, plus some horrible news. 

Frank and Heather talk at great depth about buttholes, also more super-spreaders, brain worms, and a sandwich saga. 

Frank and Heather discuss making out with your co-stars, super-spreaders, Like Sunday Like Rain, and movie food. There's accents, too!

Frank and Heather discuss some bad parenting and old television, and consider what might be done to encourage the young'uns to vote. Also there's …

Frank and Heather discuss country music, Robert Redford, partying your face off, and the awkward moment when Pence came offstage.

Frank and Heather deliver non-breaking news, deliver a tribute to the late great Richard Farnsworth, and receive some feedback.

Frank and Heather are coming at you from a bad day in the Whaley house. They talk about Trump and answer some listener questions. 

Frank and Heather discuss the gaslighting of America, Donald Trump's COVID-cavalcade, and whether Deepak Chopra is a fan of the Impractical Jokers. 

Welp. It has been a week.

Frank and Heather are back with an all new and totally different season. In this episode they discuss Helen Reddy, how this pandemic has changed the world forever, and their answer to the Boogaloo Boys. 

Frank and Heather discuss the shit show that was the first presidential debate, Don Jr. needing an intervention, and the death of heartthrob Mac Davis. 

Frank and Heather discuss heavily tattooed people scaring children, the arrest of the party animal of Maryland, and tonight's presidential debate. 

Frank and Heather start out discussing the goings on at home, then transition to a bizarre and disgusting story out of Vietnam, and wish Bruce Springsteen a happy birthday. 

Frank and Heather talk about the promised grizzly attack, Trivial Facts, booing Donald Trump, and you guessed it - poop.

Frank and Heather discuss poisoning a spouse, and a really terrible person. Like, truly awful. Ugh.

Frank and Heather discuss charismatic ultra religious people, Patricia Heaton, and what is going on in the Florida Zoom rooms?!

Frank and Heather stir the pot in this episode and discuss Lindsey Graham, Jared Kushner, Teddy Mellencamp, stool samples, and Aunt Becky. 

Frank and Heather discuss Aunt Becky and all the lovely options for her to explore in her fancy prison, Jared Kushner, and the accordion. 

Frank and Heather discuss patriotic education, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Teddy Mellencamp, Gwen and Blake, and stupid fights. 

Frank and Heather discuss junior high school, terrible teachers, Frank answers Joe's question about Pulp Fiction, they give Embassy Suites a free ad, …

Frank and Heather discuss Chris Evans, Vanderbilt University, the Bible, RHOBH, Sam Waterston, and literature. You know, the usual.

Frank and Heather come up with an interesting way to use Pay-Per-View to save the Republic, and answer a listener question about music.

Frank and Heather make a phone call and tell you what to eat and drink because everything is bad and it's going to get much, much worse. 

Frank and Heather discuss the plight of the Trump cultist snowflakes and their anatomical parts, and provide a behind the scenes look at the podcast …

Frank and Heather discuss the news that Donald Trump was caught saying he knew how bad the coronavirus would be, and how he has used the DOJ to …

Frank and Heather go way back to the olden days of the turkey vulture because he has returned. Also listeners keep asking questions, and they keep …

Frank and Heather bemoan the sorry state of national affairs and whether Ryan Reynolds is the only one who can save us. 

Frank and Heather visit September 3, 1665, and provide really important advice to a listener.

Frank and Heather discuss Donald Mo*********n Trump, Juicy Joe, Brad Pitt, and American Airlines because 2020 is exactly like that. 

Frank and Heather discuss etymology, the Bible, the KGB and cows. 

Frank and Heather discuss a bizarre use of an online game, answer a listener's marriage query, and everyone's favorite segment Trivial Facts Straight Out The Whaley House. 

Frank and Heather discuss The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Stockard Channing, the shit show RNC, and other shit shows of 2020.

Frank and Heather discuss the Melania Ivanka situation, Gordon Lightfoot, rollerskating trauma, and a website update!

Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing conversation about his Jon Voight story, and he shares some messages he received from not-so-well wishers. They also discuss the sexy sexy Falwells, Sharpie Balls, and an update …

Frank and Heather discuss the big hoopla made over his tweet about crazy old man Jon Voight, with a special appearance by Dean Cain which nobody …

Frank and Heather discuss their weekend of the pinched nerve, Frank's new look, and all about Jerry Falwell Jr., Becki, and the pool guy

Frank and Heather discuss tiny little mice, Massimo and Lori's sentences, prison romance, the Real Housewives of New York City, Taylor Swift, and The Jimmy Show.

Frank and Heather discuss the political opinions of one of the NY Housewives, Kanye, Kevin Spacey, and say Hej to a listener in Denmark.

Frank and Heather introduce a new exciting segment, and discuss themes and subjects. 

Frank and Heather discuss Lori and Massimo heading to prison, and answer a listener's email. 

Frank and Heather recount some trouble at the supermarket, what they'd do if homeless, and announce big exciting news. 

Frank and Heather discuss bird attacks, Curtis Mayfield, and the horrible breath of terrible person James Woods. 

Frank and Heather engage in a seriously messed up competition. 

Frank and Heather discuss meth-induced psychosis, your very own Blockbuster, and try to help out a listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Vice Presidential Candidate, Zak Efron, and Benedict Cumberbatch. 

Frank and Heather discuss what classes the coronavirus will be taking this fall, a fascinating story from history, Ghislaine and George, and answer a listener question that makes them both uncomfortable.

Frank and Heather discuss bullet journals, toothaches, and other very interesting topics. 

Frank and Heather jump through enormous hoops to bring you this episode, full of discussion about how very very bad things are.

Frank and Heather hunker down during a tornado warning to bring you word from Samuel Pepys, and to wish several important people a happy birthday.

Frank and Heather discuss Drs. Birx and Fauci, the Obamas, a trip to a local mall, and if the coronavirus has hurt the local swingers scene.

Frank and Heather discuss the many ways we are doomed.

It's not veiled prostitution, it's Frank and Heather talking about writing and reading listener mail, thank god.

Frank and Heather discuss William Barr, beans, sharks, and Frank's Emmy snub.

Frank and Heather discuss our lying president, and also their own dishonesty.

Frank and Heather discuss celebrities behaving badly in the wild. 

Frank and Heather discuss a musical artist neither of them have ever heard of before.

On this very special episode, Frank and Heather are joined by an opinionated guest. 

Frank and Heather take a learner's permit test, and discuss the down and dirty and disgusting Ghislaine Maxwell situation, and the bird update you've been waiting for. 

Frank and Heather jump into their exploration vehicle to examine the career of the incomparable Esther Rolle.

Hot damn it's Frank's birthday so he's going to tell a long winded story about his worst birthday ever!

Here's a a refreshing sorbet to keep you satisfied until season three roars in like a mofo.

Frank and Heather take a walk down memory lane on this, the one hundredth episode of whatever this is. 

Frank and Heather discuss their plans for evading the long arm of the law, and hold on to your hat, because season two comes to an exciting finish …

Frank and Heather discuss America's favorite health nuts Johnny Depp and Donald Trump.

Grab a towel because Frank and Heather are taking a deep dive into an actor you think you know but you don't know.

Frank and Heather discuss feces again. Also Fauci and an update on the terribly depressing Johnny Depp trial. 

Frank and Heather discuss a terrible couple's day in court, Ghislaine's day in prison, and a new business venture for Frank. Plus an update on the ribs.

Frank and Heather do a shallow dive into WKRP in Cincinnati, discuss what the hell is wrong with Dr. Birx, and make a call to a magical humanoid.

Frank and Heather discuss the alternate content options, Netflix offerings, and a delicious recipe you'll want to write down so get a writing implement ready.

Frank and Heather make good on providing the content requested by the listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss how they're not doing the Fourth of July this year, send birthday wishes to Tom Cruise, and share some news that will …

Frank and Heather discuss the possibility of getting a message from The Mooch. 

Frank and Heather discuss the need to provide some content on this podcast, and the correct pronunciation of the word POTATO.

Frank and Heather discuss Marcia Strassman, Joyce DeWitt, Rand Paul, Kanye,  Johnny Depp, and Dr Fauci. 

Frank and Heather discuss stupid people, country music, having yard drinks with Harry and Meghan, and if you've been waiting all weekend for an update on Frank's ribs, today is your lucky day.

Frank and Heather are back on the phone with Jesus, and are being seduced by the demons in the tube.

Frank and Heather make a call to Jesus and it turns out he won't take their call. They discuss Bernie Madoff, Julia Roberts, and The Style Council. 

Frank and Heather discuss something that happened to Frank yesterday, and you might laugh, but it's not funny. Seriously, stop laughing.

Frank and Heather discuss Trump's rally, the film Cold Dog Soup, Heather's trip to New Haven, and Lady Gaga's pants.

Frank and Heather discuss the death of Ian Holm, what Frank will do when Heather dies (Bumble?), and the idea to read only books by Black authors and …

Frank and Heather discuss bad news from Texas, something upsetting from Irish history, whether or not Camilla Parker Bowles stanks, and a fun game to …

Frank and Heather discuss John Bolton's tell-all extravaganza, Chris Delia succumbing to his "lifestyle" and the wonders of the guillotine. 

Frank and Heather revisit their old friend Gaseous Plume, and discuss treasure troves of baseball cards, a terrible night out at Lynch's Pub, and the …

Frank and Heather discuss the recent insane behavior from Ted Cruz, the bizarre history of sending children through the mail, and Heather spreads some fake news. 

Frank and Heather discuss do-gooding celebrities, coronavirus sex tips, and racist lawmakers. 

Frank and Heather discuss the new dictionary. And stuff.

Frank and Heather discuss way too much about pee pee and pee pee holes. Enjoy.

Frank and Heather discuss Marky Mark's hate crime spree, Ken Cuccinelli, Pete Berg, and Juicy Joe's entrance into the boxing ring.

Frank and Heather break it down on Ivanka, Heather attends a protest, and Frank chews the fat.

Frank and Heather discuss on the job accidents and angry bosses, hungry guys eating their pain in the ass grandma, Kenny G and Richard Nixon. People. Register to vote, and then vote.

Frank and Heather experience general malaise and a lack of substantive content and fall back on yesterday's news. 

Frank and Heather discuss implicit bias, white supremacy, an accusation of wig defecation, and Heather's Latin Club assault.

Frank and Heather discuss the end of the world (again). 

Frank and Heather discuss the shit storm also known as the US of A. 

Frank and Heather discuss how it feels like the world is ending, and a local man getting sexy in the parking lot at TJ Maxx which is just par for the course these days.

We could all use some beautiful music right now, and lucky for us Ed Harcourt joins us on today's episode all the way from jolly old England which is …

Frank and Heather have been super busy but still managed to get this to you today, because that's the kind of people they are. They care. 

Frank and Heather discuss a news update from the Ozarks, Frank tells a story about the grotto at the Playboy Mansion and a handsy Hugh Hefner, and they talk about the vacuum cleaner. 

It's Memorial Day, time for Frank and Heather to talk about past wars, and for Heather to bust out some information she learned while chaperoning a fifth-grade field trip, and for Frank to relate something he sort of …

Frank and Heather spend ten minutes discussing how Frank needs to turn it around, making and receiving prank calls, and the grande dame of stage and screen Kitty Carlisle. Sorry Kitty.

Frank and Heather have reached the end of the week and they are fed up. They discuss Frank's adoration of Morrissey, his film Like Sunday, Like Rain, stories from Hoffa, Field of Dreams, and a listener wants to know …

Frank and Heather discuss consent - its very important - Harry Styles, J Lo, and Amy Klobuchar. Also Heather cries. 

It has been a day. Please enjoy.

Frank and Heather discuss the Chicago Bulls, mowing the lawn, and divorce.

Frank and Heather spread fake news and go OFF on idiots including James Woods.

Frank and Heather are out of patience. Also they talk about the prom.

Frank and Heather discuss how Donald Trump is trying to kill all of us, how Fauci stole Frank's style, and Frank tells a story about The Doors.

Frank and Heather make big plans.

Frank and Heather discuss their busy morning, Broadway, and teachers who should have been arrested. 

Heather tells a nice story followed by a horrible story, and Matthew McConaughey and Frank get really very political 

Frank and Heather are back! It's season two and it's got ALL THE STUFF. 

This is it! The big 5-0 where Frank and Heather lament the loss of beloved establishments J. Crew and Souplantation, the genius of Linda Ronstadt, fun facts about Tom Selleck, and what to expect for season two - coming …

Frank and Heather discuss the future of Hollywood background extras, Kevin Corrigan, Sid Cesar, and a call with Frank's mom.

On their anniversary Frank and Heather discuss what gifts they gave each other, the highlights of their marriage including two economic recessions, Gabe Kaplan, getting drunk at Foxwoods, and how it's such great news …

Frank and Heather discuss love in the time of Corona, the future of the Pod(emi)cast, and Boris Johnson's willy nilly. 

Frank and Heather discuss the internet, books, and the wisdom of Alec Baldwin.

Frank turns over a new leaf, Heather introduces a game, and the world sinks further into the unholy abyss.

Frank and Heather discuss 90's music, mix tapes, and Frank finally tells his Chubb Rock story. TGIF

Frank and Heather discuss UFOs, Harrison Ford, and how Sean Penn will save us all from the coronavirus. 

Frank and Heather discuss surprising and upsetting facts about LBJ, Corona-days in Switzerland, and answer a listener question. 

Frank and Heather discuss LHOTP, Rob Lowe, and the sweet sweet smell of Ryan Reynolds.

Frank and Heather discuss divorce, psychotic Tilt-a-Whirl operators, and a new exercise regimen. 

Frank and Heather talk about their feelings about Kristin and Jay's divorce, and make big plans for when this is all over. 

Frank and Heather discuss feel good stuff, the future, and monkeys.

Frank and Heather discuss sweatshirts, neck lifts, fillers, and what makes a legacy. Also a requested story about Swing Kids.

Frank and Heather discuss sad songs, casting ideas for the corona-series, and Frank has a story for the listener.

Frank and Heather discuss Sean Hannity, Stevie Wonder, and a special shout out to Tony Danza.

Frank and Heather discuss ham-faced Tucker Carlson, Instagram Live, and make apologies to Bruce Springsteen.

Frank and Heather discuss protests, Chuck Berry, Colleen Dewhurst, the ISS, and the sex club Plato's Retreat.

Frank and Heather discuss pandemic dreams, the pending Civil War, the Countess, and answer a question from a listener.

Frank and Heather discuss The Big Unit, Bruce Springsteen, and shoplifting. Plus a recipe and listener questions.

Frank and Heather discuss stalkers, the history of the bathroom, Chris Pine up to his old tricks, and answer listener questions.

Frank and Heather discuss not being a first responder, something horrible that happened in Brooklyn, and answer listener questions. 

Frank and Heather discuss Wallace Stegner, Mary Shelley, anal glands, and Dr. Birx. 

Frank and Heather talk an awful lot about a television pilot called Life on the Flipside. 

Frank and Heather discuss OJ, Bobby Flay, Martha Stewart, and quarantine life.

Frank and Heather discuss the epicenter of germs, the groove of quarantine, home economics, and the Easter Bunny.

Frank and Heather discuss marriage and parenting hacks, beautiful New Mexico, Boris Johnson, and Kirstie Alley's pool. 

Frank and Heather discuss tattoos, lists of accomplishments, the name "Frank," and Kajagoogoo.

Frank and Heather discuss Jon Voight, learning uncomfortable truths about themselves, an encounter between William Shatner and Phyllis Diller, and licking things.

Frank and Heather discuss baseball, an update from Babu, Dennis Quaid, a metaphor, and Frank forgets what "family hour" means.

Frank and Heather discuss Ivanka Trump, a Chris Pine update, lackadaisical social distancing, and announce a fundraiser for the local food pantry.

Frank and Heather discuss Hydroxychloroquine the mini-series, Frank issues formal apologies, makers and takers, Garth and Trisha.

Frank and Heather discuss more about canned mushrooms, Andrew Cuomo, Steven Spielberg, Ben Affleck, foraging for food, and pitch a great new sitcom idea. 

Frank and Heather discuss their ongoing struggle to make this podcast, Chris Pine, what happens if they get sick, the positive effects of the plague, and Heather's sister Becky has a score to settle. 

Frank and Heather celebrate the end of the work week, homeslice. 

Frank and Heather discuss World War II tactical maneuvers, White House Senior Advisor Ivanka Trump, Heather's days as the worst waitress in New York City, and what Frank has in common with Gary Janetti.

Frank and Heather discuss more about a mid-80's episode of The Equalizer, The Goop Lab, Blue Death, and Yellow Fever.

Frank and Heather discuss more panic at the supermarket, a mid-80's episode of The Equalizer, and the demise of broadcast television.

Frank and Heather talk about their new treadmill, a strange encounter at the grocery store, and Heather shares a family recipe.

Heather and Frank discuss pandemic marriage tips, music from the plague, the Unabomber, and Kirk Cameron.

Frank is mistaken for Jane Wiedlin of The Go-Go's , and Heather mistakes herself for F.D.R. 

Heather and Frank talk about the London plague, do a little Trump venting, and a story about an enterprising actor.

Frank and Heather talk about the royal family, which is the best A Star is Born, Paul Williams, and proper quarantine procedures.

Frank and Heather air their grievances with Kirsti Alley, and Heather relives her moment of greatness at Madison Square Garden. Also Idris Elba.

Frank and Heather discuss Mabel Normand, Harvey Weinstein, and a surprisingly tender encounter with Sam Neil. 

Frank and Heather discuss Amazon price gouging, Jeremy Piven, and The Love Boat, and call their friend Ed Harcourt in the UK. They also talk to Frank's mom, who was not actually the source of the 1918 flu pandemic.

Will life ever be the same as it used to be? Frank has "interesting" ideas about the new handshake.

"We are are doing a great job."

Heather and Frank Whaley discuss the role of celebrities in the pandemic. Are they just like us? Nope.

Greetings from underneath a blanket in the downstairs closet.