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The Unwritable Rant

267 EpisodesProduced by Juliette MirandaWebsite

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real … read more

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Ep 263 - Dressing room dry humps, mounting a work of art, and glorious expectations

April 30th, 2023


Juliette considers the size of her liver, meets a work of art, holds a bear hostage, makes out in a state of grace, waits out a relationship, chooses …

Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball

August 5th, 2022


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a …

Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong

April 30th, 2022


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee …

Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder

January 16th, 2022


In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, …

Ep 259 - Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement

December 18th, 2021


Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing …

Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships

June 13th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, …

Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

May 11th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, …

Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

April 25th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges …

Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown

April 11th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette picks up where a Crazytown night left off, admits to being a terrible stripper, establishes …

Ep 254 - Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams

March 27th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her …

Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner’s circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas

March 14th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does a safety dance, reunites with Texas and Birdie, prowls the night, plays the horses, hears …

Ep 252 - A corral of crazy, diabolical Bingo, and off-brand synergy

February 28th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette survives Mardi Gras, ruins nice things, gets in and gets out, clashes with Myles, detests …

Ep 251 - Relationship barnacles, camping without traces, and five weeks to a fiancé

February 15th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette breaks a bed, encounters relationship rage, eats all the cheese, has no compatibility with …

Ep 250 - Alternative forms of torture, out of tune strings, and a garbage bag of ice

January 31st, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette pays off an old debt, takes on a new form of torture, records in East LA, considers a …

Ep 249 - The good kind of cheating, knowing when to show up, and a questionable Star

January 24th, 2021


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does something cliche, considers the good kind of cheating, calls in a favor from Dusty, …

Ep 248 - Recycled salad, stupidity tax, and avoiding raw truth

January 10th, 2021


Juliette is slow to start the new year, fakes her way through football, meets a Rank chef, embellishes her culinary credentials, feels things, …

Ep 247 - Criminal caroling, a bloody dash, and a cooler of warm beer

December 20th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers trading snow for sand fleas, launches a foul drunk with Jackass, becomes suspicious, …

Ep 246 - A great slab of art, questionable temptations, and a special Christmas errand

December 13th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette demonstrates little common sense, maneuvers past vagrants, drives out of bounds, accepts a …

Ep 245 - Creature Christmas, an atomic wonderland, and eating the baby

December 6th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette revisits the creatures of Christmas past, looks into her family tree, hears an unexpected …

Ep 244 - A Thanksgiving disadvantage, 20 minute make-outs, and mommy misgivings

November 22nd, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets selfish, attempts respectability, lacks a physical demonstration, hates waiting, goes home …

Ep 243 - Pleasant putdowns, 10 minutes with Kiss, and a labyrinth of disasters

November 14th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette desperately needs a line, takes a one-off production gig, locks roadies out, misses a gear …

Ep 242 - Rocky relationships, getting into character, and love at first exhale

November 7th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked story telling, Juliette sits on the outskirts, experiences a Rocky relationship, rallies over rejection, accepts a …

Ep 241 - Unwilling hypnosis, goat horns, and a heaping of medieval necromancy

October 24th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked scary storytelling, Juliette welcomes Halloween, discusses her evil to good ratio, dates a Satanist, heads to a cabin …

Ep 240 - Lathering over LaLaurie, shedding dead weight, and shucking more than oysters

October 17th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette listens with too much enthusiasm, lacks $300 worth of information, consults her mental map, …

Ep 239 - Revisiting Clarissa, killer clowns, and a Crazytown Halloween

October 10th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked scary storytelling, Juliette plays the part of the Cryptkeeper, contemplates dread, decides on a piercing, meets …

Ep 238 - Creepy creativity, drug store demons, and harvesters of decay

October 3rd, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets into Halloween prep, prefers scary to merry, builds a haunted house, misunderstands …

Ep 237 - A noisy beacon, bathroom confrontations, and a bully reckoning

September 27th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette learns that nothing is easy, receives an unwelcome email, remembers the so-called human Macy, …

Ep 236 - Recreating Woodstock, gas can booze, and Crazytown on wheels

September 19th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette discusses hurricane preparation, plans a Rock ’N Rollin Eve with Crazytown, negotiates like …

Ep 235 - Touching privileges, eating my own heart, and a Homecoming intervention

September 5th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette sends soap flying, enters an arrangement of convenience, appreciates a stronger cadence, …

Ep 234 - Conditional couples, garage sale hot plates, and a social scorecard

August 29th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is too much to invite back, debates the conditions of friendship, meets The Oscars, breaks out …

Ep 233 - Interview with Fee Waybill from The Tubes

August 22nd, 2020


On this interview episode, Juliette and her guy talk to Fee Waybill, frontman for the band The Tubes. Fee discusses his new rock album "Fee …

Ep 232 - Socializing with the devil, an unwelcome paramour, and the wrath of Texas

August 15th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette welcomes Texas to town, appreciates Alpine Valley Music Theater, visits a rock star petting …

Ep231 - Interview with Jon Anderson from the band YES

August 1st, 2020


An interview episode with Jon Anderson from the band YES. Anderson was the author and a major creative influence behind the ground-breaking album Fragile as well as the series of epic hits, including “I’ve Seen All Good …

Ep 230 - Jumped by a ghost, weird coincidences, and taking the long way home

July 26th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette can’t escape ghosts, cuts through a prairie, forces a secret, questions an urban legend, …

Ep 229 - Romantic delusions, second times, and peppering a butt

July 19th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is sweaty as balls, relates her favorite summer song, spends a summer without virginity, stares …

Ep 228 - An insidious pest, sticky trails, and the summer of independence

July 12th, 2020


On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette names her rats, experiences her first summer of independence, invites Crazytown to a party, …

Ep 227- A vile kind of genius, soft punches, and meeting crazy with crazy

June 28th, 2020


In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers unconventional methods, manages interns, wrongly romanticizes, scratches a blank …

Ep 226 - Harboring a unicorn horn, getting a grip, and baring it all

June 21st, 2020


In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette marvels at the small world of musicians, contemplates guy bangs, hates a hat, becomes rumor …

Ep 225 - Rolling out the dirty red carpet, uncomfortable protocol, and an almost good idea

June 12th, 2020


Juliette returns to her everyday bourbon-soaked storytelling, hears bells, makes an unfortunate discovery, handles a gross issue, questions a gurgle, …

Ep 224 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 39-50

June 7th, 2020


A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 39-50 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis: The mostly true story of a girl trying to reconcile …

Ep 223 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 29-38

May 31st, 2020


 special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 29-38 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis: The mostly true story of a girl trying to reconcile her …

Ep 222 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 23-28

May 24th, 2020


A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 23-28 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the …

Ep 221 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 14-22

May 9th, 2020


A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 14-22 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the …

Ep 220 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 1-13

May 2nd, 2020


A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 1-13 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the podcast, …

Ep 219 - Irrational love, a brazen inferno, and 100,000 miles of adventure

April 26th, 2020


Juliette takes her top down, specializes in irrational love, attempts to play it cool, gets heads turning, becomes encased in snow, focuses on death, …

Ep 218 - Masterminds, mouse turds, and a sad attempt at dominance

April 19th, 2020


Juliette drinks early, burns a bridge, accepts a misleading position, fights an office battle, appreciates a technological failure, is denied a …

Ep 217 - Overlapping stories, unexpected modifications, and a greedy decision

April 12th, 2020


Juliette gets in touch, shares an interest with Texas, meets an old crush, is surprised by a modification, gets a handful, makes a sad connection, …

Ep 216 - Proper dates, excruciating romance, and a too-nice guy

April 5th, 2020


Juliette finds herself un an unusual position, opts for clandestine color, meets a too-nice guy, lacks enthusiasm, experiences perverse curiosity, …

Ep 215 - Social selling, regret cycles, and topping the trash heap

March 22nd, 2020


Juliette calls out Craig’s List, hopes to be the exception, experiences immediate regret, sifts through flakes, attempts a transaction, longs to hurl …

Ep 214 - Shooting stars, killer campaigns, and a large blue duck

March 8th, 2020


Juliette finds an unusual carcass, enjoys hunting, introduces Raven, appreciates differences, participates in the height of adolescent nightlife, …

Ep 213 - Pedestrian leftovers, aggressive overcorrections, and a displaced mermaid tail

March 1st, 2020


Juliette abuses another friendship, borrows a boat, comes with a mess, tries to follow the rules, moves to the floor, becomes drunk hungry, violates …

Ep 212 - Equally despicable people, rainy day stock, and meeting The Bugaboo

February 16th, 2020


Juliette delivers two middle fingers, shacks up with The Informant, wears a dirty crumb, is unable to rustle up a gig, answers a pounding, feels her …

Ep 211 - Killer cake, stripper fingerprints, and a giant misstep

February 2nd, 2020


Juliette celebrates her birthday, recognizes the tolerance of Texas, settles on the less gratuitous Rooster, is too deviant for a dating site, …

Ep 210 - Interview with Kip Winger

January 25th, 2020


Juliette speaks with Grammy-nominated musician Kip Winger. Kip got his start playing bass for Alice Cooper. He formed rock band Winger in the 80s, …

Ep 209 - A tainted highway, fretful fingering, and a zippy little coupe

January 19th, 2020


Juliette is ready to make a move, packs up deluded dreams, points westward, makes a friendship of convenience, enters Nebraska, loathes a fretboard, …

Ep 208 - Softcore Saturday, janky bungalows, and a dare in disguise

January 11th, 2020


Juliette has another Crazytown adventure, recalls the south side of Chicago, falls for the tragic, wants more than friendship, axes the girlfriend, …

Ep 207 - Fist force, bootlegger choreography, and a five-alarm stalker

January 5th, 2020


Juliette contends with an unexpected word, introduces The Kraken, succeeds at a coveted crossover, dodges kaleidoscopic insanity, enjoys a 10-year …

Ep 206 - Family plaid, playing the quote game, and a horrid holiday tale

December 15th, 2019


Juliette considers the two types of Christmas people, finds a princess, goes to a perfect home for the holidays, opens with an apology, makes a …

Ep 205 - A sordid caper, low wattage, and becoming the Martha Quinn of the cornfields

December 8th, 2019


Juliette finds a rural route antenna, attempts to pump up the volume, speaks into an endless void, seduces farm folk, curls up under a console, dates …

Ep 204 - Reckless jobs, a designer wonderland, and Thanksgiving severance

November 24th, 2019


Juliette learns the layoff routine, bursts the dot-com bubble, accepts a disgusting amount of money, enjoys a feast, rents a capuchin monkey, loses …

Ep 203 - Interview with Leif Garrett

November 16th, 2019


My guest on the show is teen idol Leif Garrett. He's just released his first book, "Idol Truth," which details his career as a singer and actor, as …

Ep 202 - Organic productions, frontier stitches, and a happy death heap

November 9th, 2019


Juliette remembers the rainbow connection, reveals a fundamental truth, accepts a psycho part, lands at a mission church, lacks plans, questions a …

Ep 201 - Bed buddies, business agreements, and crashing a wedding

November 3rd, 2019


Juliette ducks out, considers the secret to successful crashing, accepts a business arrangement, becomes arm candy, wakes up in Florida, reconsiders …

EP 200 - Interview with Sara Karloff

October 26th, 2019


Join Juliette for a conversation with Sara Karloff. Daughter of actor Boris Karloff, Sara discusses her father's role as Frankenstein's monster, …

Ep 199 - Last chance adventure, relocating coffins, and hunting Resurrection Mary

October 20th, 2019


Juliette falls in the middle, seeks a lady in white, wonders if Resurrection Mary exists, enlists her friend Texas in a stakeout, bursts a bubble, is …

Ep 198 - Terrors of the night, false protection, and voices from the ether

October 6th, 2019


Juliette can’t wake up from the terror, requires subconscious explanation, recounts the weird 70s, discovers the Leek Sisters, is born in witch …

Ep 197 - A furry flash, weaponizing a toilet, and cardboard standoffs

September 29th, 2019


Juliette watches her house fall apart, objects to bandages, takes matters into her hands, lacks qualifications, has an Edgar Allen Poe moment, …

Ep 196 - Provocative questions, uncomfortable positions, and educating The Professor

September 22nd, 2019


Juliette tells the big story, hits a turning point, meets The Professor, visits a bird’s nest, reads The Fountainhead, answers a provocative …

Ep 195 - Calculated risks, a yellow house of ill repute, and falling for Evel Knievel

September 15th, 2019


Juliette questions a PhD, eavesdrops on an argument, considers fairness, risks flying, hits a ramp, breaks more than a bone, relates rumors about a …

Ep 194 - Friday night on Main Street, lip imprints, and taking a stand

September 1st, 2019


Juliette recovers a mix tape, forms a trio with Duck and Ham, meets a Patrick Swayze doppelganger, goes for a walk, gets too criminal for comfort, …

Ep 193 - College cliches, the other friend zone, and playing a villain

August 25th, 2019


On this episode, Juliette enters a weird void, accepts a bribe, wants an unrealistic college experience, forces a flat, casts an underhanded spell on …

Ep 192 - Buzz blights, minding manners, and the child king of rock 'n' roll

August 17th, 2019


Juliette returns from New Orleans, finds the road to an ex, introduces Tadpole, gets avoided, has her soap replaced, meets mom, considers a twin, …

Ep 191 - Guerilla productions, worrisome questions, and knockoff problems

August 3rd, 2019


Juliette misses MTV, auditions for an infomercial, sucks back disappointment, hopes for a springboard, confuses buzzwords with red flags, wears a …

Ep 190 - Exit strategies, enough pink, and dry rot of the soul

July 20th, 2019


Juliette notices a trend, gives girls a try, abandons personals, finds Candy and more, feels like a predator, drops words, does it inside a lava …

Ep 189 - A box of boyfriends, moving violations, and zip tie threats

July 13th, 2019


Juliette considers a move, has nothing to show for herself, wants a fresh start, accepts an offer from The Linebacker, overlooks untied shoelaces, …

Ep 188 - Pit dwellers, slot snakes, and an unsexy hustle

July 6th, 2019


Juliette visits Las Vegas with her guy, appreciates friendship, speedballs absinthe and whiskey, visits the casino of the damned, loses on lightning, …

Ep 187 - A blow-out party, insidious practices, and learning to swagger

June 23rd, 2019


Juliette generalizes Bob’s Rockets, knows the right paperwork, socializes with scientists, escapes an interview, loses her dad at a concert, employs …

Ep 186 - Wave worthy, synchronized sweatpants, and an overstuffed package

June 15th, 2019


Juliette resumes driveway drinking, breaks people in, attempts to coexist, rejects coordination, is denied a wave, hires a tangerine, appalls a …

Ep 185 - An unwelcoming festival, botched performances, and clown chaos

June 2nd, 2019


Juliette goes on tour with her guy, lands in Iowa, dodges mites and meth, vibrates, avoids a hairy situation, lacks a welcome, meets Cornflake the …

Ep 184 - Redoing prom, illicit foot rubs, and caught in crossfire

May 26th, 2019


Juliette does something unnatural, revisits prom with Crazytown, wears metallic blue, meets two fire guys, gets sucked into a nostalgic escapade, …

Ep 183 - A menace to morality, unsavory actions, and superhero powers

May 19th, 2019


Juliette receives something unexpected, has 10 potent words, becomes a no-good slut, refuses saving, plays dumb, taunts a mob, experiences the …

Ep 182 - Blindsided by kink, self-invented hell, and breaching boundaries

May 12th, 2019


Juliette accepts a satanic comparison, becomes blinded by chemistry, lacks proper communication, refuses to get going, reacts poorly, attends a …

Ep 181 - Revenge lessons, managing the deep end, and Shelly the sea witch

May 5th, 2019


On this episode, Juliette checks out, discovers a sea witch, encourages a show, soaks up rum, nudges her guy, plays a ruthless game, fakes a …

Ep 180 - Interview with Ron Platt - Singer for KANSAS

April 28th, 2019


Join Juliette as she welcomes Ron Platt, lead singer from the iconic rock band Kansas, into her home for an intimate talk about the legacy of Kansas, …

Ep 179 - The Naked Stories

April 21st, 2019


Juliette revisits her two favorite naked stories about a topless revolution and a switchblade corset.      

Ep 178 - Interview with Joe Bob Briggs

April 7th, 2019


Juliette is joined by Joe Bob Briggs to discuss exploitation cinema, hosting The Last Drive-In on Shudder, Monstervision, How Rednecks Saved …

Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case

March 31st, 2019


Juliette is blocked from attending a concert, gets a sad face, scores a plus 1, has personal concerns, coerces with Keanu Reeves, experiences a …

Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins

March 23rd, 2019


Juliette chats with Emmy nominated actor John Michael Higgins. They discuss his role as host of America Says on Game Show Network, and cover key …

Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists

March 16th, 2019


Juliette rejects a question, attempts wellness, meets the Mary Poppins of boyfriends, questions niceties, answers a loving call, escapes personal …

Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte

March 9th, 2019


Comic Geno Bisconte takes over this episode with a discussion about comedy, drinking whiskey well, having passion for your work, and, surprisingly, Albert Camus. Geno hosts the In Hot Water show along with Aaron Berg on …

Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw

March 3rd, 2019


On this episode, Juliette carries a soft spot, divvies up the blame, is betrayed by undelivered mail, ranks as a dingo, takes an old school approach, …

Ep 172 - Substituting insanity, elastic failures, and playing ping pong in hell

February 24th, 2019


Juliette does something distasteful for money, meets the qualifications, mocks an assignment, teaches Bukowski, gets called in, goes to grammar …

Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine’s Day massacre

February 17th, 2019


Juliette questions a fake holiday, receives a surprising call, helps Texas avoid a wet spot, introduces Vanderbilt and cousin Shelia, considers drug …

Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying

February 3rd, 2019


Juliette returns to her 21st birthday, takes manipulative advice, maintains a juicy secret, trips over her order, contemplates telltale signs, knows …

Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero

January 27th, 2019


Juliette contemplates serial killer storage, returns to college, accepts a bribe from Doc, confronts torsos, encounters a tomb on wheels, fears a …

Ep 168 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

January 20th, 2019


Juliette welcomes Anthony Cumia back to the show. Anthony discusses his new book, "Permanently Suspended," the ongoing feud with Opie, Louis CK, …

Ep 167 - Bad business, sticky surfaces, and a bag full of weevils

January 13th, 2019


Juliette puts on her business head, finds an alternative profession, gets into something awful, admits to shady ethics, questions the muse, completes …

Ep 166 - Pen pal predicament, analog hustle, and unwelcome ecstasy

January 6th, 2019


Juliette ponders technology, delights in sending letters, finds more grown-up interests, drowns in uncomfortable declarations, gets called into the …

Ep 165 - Armageddon paraphernalia, millennium hysteria, and mechanized revenge

December 30th, 2018


Juliette revisits the millennium, hates The Warden, gets circled by a peeing peacock, deflects seething balls, lines a desk with weed, prepares for …

Ep 164 - Green-tinted spirit, stripper scruples, and a half-naked Christmas militia

December 16th, 2018


Juliette is still in the holiday spirit, and admits to questionable beliefs, dabbles in rock stars, calls in The Pro, arrives in a chariot, visits a …

Ep 163 - Bat slugging, gross misinterpretations, and Mr. Bennet’s bird

December 9th, 2018


Juliette questions the validity of DNA results, finds family tree crazy, visits an atomic wonderland, bartends past bedtime, mistakes Santa Claus, …

Ep 162 - A disappearing cocktail trick, tasteless justice, and the Whore of Babylon

December 2nd, 2018


Juliette sets up a casino sting, treads on trendy shoes, doctors up with not-so-nice intentions, wagers on vomit, encounters rage juice, enters a …

Ep 161 - A five-pound nut sack, crazy mixtures, and a straggler's Thanksgiving

November 18th, 2018


Juliette visits Whiskey acres distillery, stares down a steamy mash pool, reduces into a cardboard box, accepts a Thanksgiving invitation, tests a …

Ep 160 - Nashville bar eviction, borrowed identity, and securing a scooter

November 11th, 2018


Juliette heads to Nashville with her guy to bash a country bar, fear alien subliminal messages, hunt down real country music, heckle a band, take on …

Ep 159 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner Revisited

November 4th, 2018


Juliette revisits her conversation with author A.E. Hotchner in celebration of his 101st birthday, literary career, and life. "Hotch" discusses his …

Ep 158 - Interview with Dave Landau

October 28th, 2018


Juliette is joined by comedian Dave Landau. Dave is co-host on The Anthony Cumia show and discusses his approach to broadcasting, how his start at …

Ep 157 - Ghostly interactions, befriending Leatherface, and a real shocker

October 21st, 2018


Juliette visits a haunted New Orleans ballroom, twirls with a ghost, takes on a tour guide, loses her guy to the supernatural, contemplates …

Ep 156 - Sneaking in, reality transgressions, and a wacky witch of the Midwest

October 13th, 2018


Juliette tells a secret, has a raunchy conversation, plays Rapunzel, welcomes a transgression, feels sophisticated, has an annoying wake-up, falls …

Ep 155 - Rebranding Charlie, blood baths, and one epic Halloween party

October 6th, 2018


Juliette honors a tradition, harbors resentment, hires vampires, mitigates molesting, stalls a kingpin, experiences a blood feast, takes on toxic …

Ep 154 - Attack tots, classy lessons, and overripe banana parts

September 30th, 2018


Juliette falls into a rotten mood, sneaks in a flask, gets her oompah on, appreciates a fat feast, hates the human voice, misses a tot shot, shares a …

Ep 153 - Carnival catastrophe, reckless freedom, and a risky seduction scene

September 22nd, 2018


On this episode, Juliette recalls a ramshackle amusement part, knocks out teeth, introduces the legend of Vic, fears a monstrosity, spins out a …

Ep 152 - Interview with KK Downing

September 15th, 2018


Juliette talks with guitarist and founding member of the band Judas Priest. They discuss his new book, Heavy Duty on Da Capo press, KK's influence on …

Ep 151 - Interview with Jim Florentine

September 9th, 2018


Interview with Jim Florentine: Juliette speaks with comedian Jim Florentine about his book, Everybody Is Awful (Except You). They discuss tour …

Ep 150 - Consolation watermelon, a cracked-up weasel, and snappy sex toys

September 2nd, 2018


On this episode, Juliette reverse engineers chaos, questions her guy's sanity, supports a relationship thunderdome, contemplates fruit aerodynamics, …

Ep 149 - Reversing a blow-off, job stalking, and knocking out a girl squad

August 26th, 2018


The three-year anniversary episode! Juliette takes inexcusable actions, considers a buffet of boyfriends, gets blown off, hunts down a job, thinks …

Ep 148 - Lost and found in New Orleans, an aquatic treasure, and generous strangers

August 19th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette and her guy visit New Orleans, get blindsided by panic, hear teeth rattle, receive a mystery box, make questionable …

Ep 147 - Couple cruising, perverse overreactions, and meditating on mayhem

August 4th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette packs up her misgivings, sails away, meets Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle, scowls behind a pineapple, runs away from conversation, …

Ep 146 - Red carpet legalities, trade show subterfuge, and digging for bones

July 29th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette takes direction poorly, goes two sizes too small, meets Hollywood heroes and hacks, walks a red carpet, follows a legal …

Ep 145 - Summer of Svengoolie, mangling the floor, and a Blinky bootleg shop

July 22nd, 2018


On this episode, Juliette comes off a bender, participates in The Last Drive-In event with Joe Bob Briggs, interns for Svengoolie, chucks chickens, …

Ep 144 - A fearless fire chaser, mixing wormwood and cheese, and a 90-year July Santa

July 15th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette returns to Michigan with her guy to see Mongo and The Dish, demonstrates etiquette, creates a weird herbal ball, saturates …

Ep 143 - Clingy friends, special name calling, and a two-wheeled disaster

July 8th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette is called a name, ponders human skulls, meets a stalker, attempts exit strategies, rejects a wig, paints a wordy picture, …

Ep 142 - Summer school retribution, hit and run parade, and blowing up a concert

June 24th, 2018


On this early Fourth of July special episode, Juliette avoids a bus stop, gets a red letter, sacrifices her summer, starts a new revolutionary war, …

Ep 141 - Culinary contortions, chef swap, and peanut smut

June 17th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain, objects to diabolical demands, fishes for breakfast, grips a pocket knife, confronts a …

Ep 140 - A stolen car, catfight and Crazytown summer night

June 10th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette goes on an epic summer adventure, gets her paws on a Porsche, blathers like a moron, eats more cheese fries, receives an …

Ep 139 - Sand trap surprise, thieving with Texas, and an overstuffed wonder

June 3rd, 2018


On this episode, Juliette explains malfunctions, hits things with a club, goes for an off-path joy ride, bumps into a bunker, has a love affair with …

Ep 138 - Grooming a groupie, waking up broken, and hustling Las Vegas

May 26th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette gets corralled with old people, breaks down a drunken barricade, meets a mini-me, ambushes country singer Randy Houser, …

Ep 137 - Choppy intrusions, underestimating crazy, and a Derby disaster

May 13th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette makes a neighborly announcement, plays suburban detective, confronts a Robodude, botches an introduction, heads to Derby …

Ep 136 - Happy endings, instant besties, and finding a bushwhacker

May 6th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette is forced to hustle, lies to Blind Melon, gets professional and sassy, refuses defeat, plays in the slop, takes a trip to …

Ep 135 - Adoption shakedown, relationship callbacks, and a wounded rebel

April 28th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette takes her chances adulting, evaluates intentions, gets Loopy, receives an unwanted letter, adopts a debt, calls a bluff, is …

Ep 134 - Attic animals, drag strip pick-ups, and whiskey life lessons

April 22nd, 2018


On this episode, Juliette has a horror movie reaction, loses sleep, opens a hostel for vermin, wields a baseball bat, calls in the experts, recovers …

Ep 133 - Interview with Doc McGhee

April 14th, 2018


On this interview episode, Juliette talks with legendary music manager Doc McGhee. They discuss his career, from managing James Brown to Bon Jovi and …

Ep 132 - Celebrity bets, hate dates, and a pedantic wonder

April 8th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette stops a meal, remembers Las Vegas, enjoys a winning streak, meets an army of munchkins, sits at the VIP booth, goes on a …

Ep 131 - Stage wife, magical exploitation, and revenge cheers

March 26th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette hits channel 364, contemplates priorities, becomes something sinister, swills dreamy punch, exploits her guy, wanders on …

Ep 130 - Counterfeit cowboy, relationship double dare, and bowl of carnage

March 18th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette appreciates a man on a horse, uncovers a past romance, dares her guy, gets padded up, meets Moonshine and Namaste, watches …

Ep 129 - Fired from hell, bunny dips, and disrupting a legend

March 11th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette gets unexpected contact, ignores all signs, becomes indentured to Satan, tests her treason skills, does a dip, properly …

Ep 128 - Plans of deception, an epic adventure, and a sketchy slumber party

March 4th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette channels Ferris Bueller, concocts a poor plan, introduces her friend Texas, gets legally questionable, meets Salamander, …

Ep 127 - A bacon assault, Art Deco graveyard, and hunting a gigolo

February 25th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette combats boredom, gets antagonistic, explores wonder foods, shoos smoke, gets unintentionally physical, calls a bluff, …

Ep 126 - A Crazytown vacation, trust circles, and the Collector

February 18th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette hates the cold, makes questionable decisions, heads to Mexico with Crazytown, loses a friend faster than a flip-flop, meets …

Ep 125 - Interview with Bert Kreischer

February 4th, 2018


On this interview episode, Juliette speaks with comedian Bert Kreischer. Through his outstanding storytelling comedy, Bert has earned the distinction …

Ep 124 - Magical hookup, ferret top hats, and drowning in hormones

January 28th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette dishes up a magical tryst, meets Wacky Waldo, visits the Magic Castle, sinks in her seat, conjures a mystery man, considers …

Ep 123 - Hot Rod Heart, worst gift ever, and the Alpha Dweeb

January 20th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette unleashes her inner wannabe rockstar, treads dangerous territory, confronts a little red light, awakens from drunken …

Ep 122 - Trail of misery, claw sharpening, and introducing The Ringleader

January 14th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette forgets her night, goes through a box of bandages, lacks judgment, experiences mach force, mixes lavender and humiliation, …

Ep 121 - Dry cleaning skank, icy endings, and an undeniable explosion

January 7th, 2018


On this episode, Juliette gets hostile, sniffs out a skank, knows evil, uncovers flirty secrets, underestimates an adversary, slides backward, has a …

Ep 120 - Re-killing grandma, worst instrument ever, and a not-quite Christmas angel

December 24th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette recalls holiday traditions, learns a horrific instrument, kills off her grandmother ... again, does the unthinkable, saves …

Ep 119 - The great bunny escape, fair fights, and next level socialization

December 17th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette gets eye-rolly, takes tips for a spin, pet sits, avoids bunny rabies, explores underbelly secrets, finds a manger, leaves a …

Ep 118 - A death plague, failed pee tests, and a Jackass Christmas

December 10th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette survives the plague, visits a strip mall clinic, recalls a failed pee test, meets nurse Ratchet, makes yet more …

Ep 117 - The Funny Comes First special

November 25th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette takes you through her favorite conversations with some of the funniest people on the planet. Guests include Jim Norton, …

Ep 116 - A reluctant friend, junkie scratching, and hammered resolutions

November 19th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette meets Crabapple, becomes grossly restless, falls into a safety net, fears car explosion, tests friendship limits, dances …

Ep 115 - The town crank, accidental chaos, and neighbor retaliation

November 12th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette does preemptive damage control, enters the laboratory, explains a weird neon glow, contemplates best brain time, gets …

Ep 114 - Possum problems, poisonous dating, and a green-tinted Adonis

November 5th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette recovers from a woodland weekend, feels edgy, hears aggressive scratching, finds a dirty scavenging rodent, witnesses boozy …

Ep 113 - Cemetery surprises, voodoo rituals, and a Crazytown Halloween adventure

October 29th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette visits St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, finds uncommon energy, leaves something behind, ups her bet, contemplates sexy cards, …

Ep 112 - Facing fears, the butterfly effect, and introducing Catnip

October 22nd, 2017


On this episode, Juliette identifies her biggest fear, finds a mass of hair, fends off jointed legs, visits a house of winged horrors, introduces …

Ep 111 - Nastygrams, the devil’s china, and Ouija board fears

October 15th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette receives a nastygram, wishes for a plague of frogs, recounts a book tour failure, angers wingnuts, is dismissed by a …

Ep 110 - A Playboy tribute, going natural, and contested fire

October 8th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette has total sensory recall, layers her neons, discovers a box of unexpected treasure, licks her fingers, raises a glass to …

Ep 109 - Word thieves, broken promises, and clown fear

October 1st, 2017


On this episode, Juliette fields an unwanted invitation, puts words on paper, meets a blonde competitor, unleashes a smear campaign, shuts down a …

Ep 108 - Interview with Jim Norton

September 25th, 2017


On this special bonus interview episode, Juliette interviews Jim Norton. Jim is currently on his worldwide "Kneeling Room Only" tour. He also has a …

Ep 107 - Sex shops, perverted beacons, and a golf cart getaway

September 17th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches …

Ep 106 - Maniacal mechanic, Loopy relationships, and the death of Jon Bon Jovi

September 10th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and …

Ep 105 - Back to school, perfect failure, and first times

September 3rd, 2017


On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a …

Ep 104 - Ice expeditions, speakeasy error, and a Russian West Side Story

August 27th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells …

Ep 103 - Balcony negotiations, bad party ideas, and Butterbean

August 20th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, …

Ep 102 - The Best of Stories - New Orleans special

August 13th, 2017


On this best of episode, Juliette shares her favorite past stories about New Orleans, including Paxton’s great love, the Red Dress Run, Bourbon …

Ep 101 - Wrecking balls, parking rebellion, and a silk-clad demon

August 6th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is …

Ep 100 - Unspeakable stories, funeral fun, and switchblade corsets

July 30th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she’d tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores …

Ep 99 - Crawfish chaos, perverted genius, and Crazytown bingo

July 23rd, 2017


On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the …

Ep 98 - Thunder drinking, security issues, and stripper scissor kicks

July 16th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, …

Ep 97 - Clubhouse demolition, the Unicorn Couple, and a charades nightmare

July 9th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette survives Michigan, discovers the Howler Monkey bar, contemplates construction, makes a good partner in crime, stocks up on …

EP 96 - Dirty secrets, squirrel wars, and the tale of fire island

July 2nd, 2017


On this episode, Juliette gets into some relationship baggage, shows off a tacky monument, is failed by magic elves, gets given away, avoids jail …

Ep 95 - Summer love, deer urine, and the Kentucky Bourbon Trail

June 25th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette revels in summer loving, reveals her stunted standards, rides off in a white ’78 Camaro, takes a stand against injustice, …

Ep 94 - Interview with Lea Thompson and Jim Hemphill

June 17th, 2017


On this interview episode, Juliette is joined by actress Lea Thompson. They discuss some of her recent projects, including movies The Trouble with …

Ep 93 - Suburban games, goose venom, and introducing The Dreamcatcher

June 11th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette trades her driveway for a rooftop, gets a four-hour sangria buzz, plays a spirited game, confronts a gang of winged demons, …

Ep 92 - 7 shelves of crazy, flashing panties, and 144 condoms

June 4th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette delves into her collection of nonsense, unleashes a tidal wave of insanity, reveals her first crush, gets picked last, does …

Ep 91 - Trash battle, girl-on-girl crime, and introducing Danger Zone

May 28th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette submits to your wellness checks, flames a tortilla, endangers her guy, allows trash to pile up, attracts the attention of …

Ep 90 - Above the law, bacteria coupons, and dinner with Jerry Lewis

May 21st, 2017


On this episode, Juliette takes her little red wagon out of hibernation, sees flashing red lights, attempts innocence, learns the worth of Rosie, …

Ep 89 - Behind the velvet rope, faking it, and The Closer

May 14th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette dives head first into festival season, shares the value of quality toilet paper, drinks her way backstage, contemplates …

Ep 88 - An arranged marriage, building an ark, and burning down the house

May 7th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette realizes she is lacking in certain areas, beats boredom in creative ways, finds unusual uses for a garbage bag, falls …

Ep 87 - House rules, victory frogs, and hillbilly medicine

April 30th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her …

Ep 86 - The Pick-Up Artist, champagne compliments, and a topless revolution

April 23rd, 2017


On this episode, Juliette assimilates into reality after Aruba, heads to 22 happy hours, examines The Pick-Up Artist, sees a failed Vaudeville …

Ep 85 - A Little Red Wagon, Etiquette Lessons, and The Locksmith

April 15th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette reveals her impractical relationship with her car, finds trouble at the gas station, gets all screwed up, dirties her …

Ep 84 - The Best of Stories - Part 1 2017

April 2nd, 2017


On this best of episode, Juliette shares two of her favorite stories from previous episodes. In the first story, she confronts a real-life Heisenberg …

Ep 83 - Heated words, cockroach races, and a Lithuanian curse

March 26th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette comes to terms with an unfortunate reality, engages in word play, loses big, wrangles a Madagascar hissing cockroach, …

Ep 82 - A new low, a happy trigger finger, and relationship restitution

March 19th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette gets a head start on drinking, experiences a shocking surprise, uses a Myth Busters argument, engages in a stare-down, …

Ep 81 - Animal magnetism, dumpster fires, and faking a wedding

March 12th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette wanders down a pier, witnesses a winged eclipse, takes her chances with a refrigerator carton, gets carried away, issues a …

Ep 80 - T-shirt crusades, corporate crashing, and a dance-off stand-off

March 5th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette faces off with a cannon, loses dining privileges, sells out to a cookie, visits a former Playboy club, pays for free drinks …

Ep 79 - Interview with Nick Di Paolo

February 26th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette is joined by comedian, actor, and writer Nick Di Paolo. They discuss the politics of comedy, how audiences have changed …

Ep 78 - Kissing curmudgeon, an office tramp, and visiting Camp Crazytown

February 19th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette confronts a curmudgeon, wonders if there are worse things she could do, declines an invitation, fails the test of …

Ep 77 - Interview with Mike Rowe

February 12th, 2017


On this special interview episode, Juliette is joined by TV host and trade activist Mike Rowe. Often referred to as “the dirtiest man on TV,” Mike …

Ep 76 - The dream interview, touching rock royalty, and a Valentine flop

February 5th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette celebrates her birthday, slugs it out, scores the one interview, dashes her own dreams, gets a second chance, violates the …

Ep 75 - Rock lobster, hipster heckler, and a Nashville mic drop

January 29th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette ventures to the Illinois-Wisconsin border, checks off cover band mistakes, appreciates a good dive, discovers the holy …

Ep 74 - Interview with Richard Young - The Kentucky Headhunters

January 22nd, 2017


On this interview episode, Juliette talks with Richard Young, guitarist and vocalist of The Kentucky Headhunters. This Grammy- and CMA-winning band …

Ep 73 - Poking crazy, hottie exploitation, and a ride to die for

January 15th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette employs household survival skills, confronts a Yeti, finds what she’s been missing, introduces Crazytown, crashes …

Ep 72 - A circus fetish, tethered wrists, and a pizza box will

January 8th, 2017


On this episode, Juliette admits to a fetish, finds transportation to Oz, channels Zelda Fitzgerald, underestimates dimension, has security issues, …

Ep 71 - The Best of Interviews - Part II 2016

December 31st, 2016


On this best-of interview episode, Juliette revisits her conversations with Eric Roberts, Steve McGrew, TG Sheppard, Charlie Daniels, Bob Levy, Chuck …

Ep 70 - Letter writing magic and the story of the Christmas Shrew

December 25th, 2016


On this very merry episode, Juliette digs through her podcast archives to share two best-of holiday stories. From episode 19, you’ll hear a …

Ep 69 - A towering inferno, safety dance, and the Warden's last meal

December 18th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette combats hibernation with delusion, gets cozy with fire, is mocked by shrimp, explores the boundaries of good taste, and …

Ep 68 - Driven to drink, bathroom savagery, and a Christmas pee cup tale

December 11th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette ponders bathroom etiquette, hunts down errant high heels, questions the weight of revenge, is visited by a dubious elf, …

Ep 67 - Interview with Eric Roberts and Ethan Marten

December 3rd, 2016


On this episode, Juliette speaks with actor Eric Roberts about his prolific career and iconic performances in The Pope of Greenwich Village, Star 80, …

Ep 66 - Homemade chloroform, ankle-biters and avocados, and dead intentions

November 27th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette breaks out her favorite holiday recipe, realizes her social expiration date is up, makes an angry basket, and witnesses a …

Ep 65 - Mistake in the mountains, strip club follies, and three big lies

November 20th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette finds her way to Colorado, experiences Denver the hard way, recalls a near mugging in San Francisco, and reveals three big …

Ep 64 - Stooges, flaming salmon, and a bet on the Jackass

November 13th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette attempts to understand The Three Stooges, survives a great glue slick, watches her guy go up in flames, visits a Midwest …

Ep 63 - You've got a friend in me, technicolor barf, and the Pinball Wizard finale

November 6th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette discusses the difficulties in making friends, losing a new friend to liquor, and reasons why old friends make the best cell …

Ep 62 - Interview with Ed Begley Jr and Scott Harris

October 30th, 2016


On this episode, Ed Begley Jr. discusses his career as an actor, from his role on St. Elsewhere to his parts in Christopher Guest movies like Best In …

Ep 61 - Scary tales, a wild beast, and blood on white vinyl

October 23rd, 2016


On this Halloween episode, Juliette experiences the real-life horror of Las Vegas flashing, severed limb clauses, an obstinate carny, sadistic skin …

Ep 60 - Interview with Don McLean

October 16th, 2016


Juliette is joined by singer-songwriter Don McLean on this interview episode. Don discusses the 45th anniversary of his iconic song, American Pie; …

Ep 59 - People suck, the dickhead spectrum, and the Pinball Wizard

October 9th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette’s driveway drinking is interrupted by a four-legged intruder, people generally suck, the dickhead spectrum gets heavy, …

Ep 58 - Nobody likes a bully, naughty bacon, and victimized by fitness

October 2nd, 2016


On this episode, Juliette combats bullying, shops for hillbilly treasures, locks eyes with a retail Nazi, throws out a few slugs, appreciates …

Ep 57 - Horrors of Hollywood, drunken super powers, and a stingray incident

September 25th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette realizes when she is not at her best, falls victim to the rainbow connection, details the horrors of Hollywood, finds a …

Ep 56 - The Country Legends Episode

September 18th, 2016


Three legendary country artists come together for this interview episode: TG Sheppard, Janie Fricke, and Joey Canyon. From stories about Elvis to singing with George Jones and Lynn Anderson, this episode showcases the …

Ep 55 - Driveway drinking, an imp bearing gifts, and a drug fueled exorcism

September 11th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette celebrates bourbon heritage month by telling the story of an unfortunate driveway drinking episode, dismisses a …

Ep 54 - Emergency bourbon, hipster hellholes, and a magical disaster

September 4th, 2016


Juliette gets extra feisty on this episode and objects to a hipster bar, breaks out her emergency bourbon, gets sucked into a furry throng, respects …

Ep 53 - Pulling a Jan Brady, the Suckerfish, and a run-in with The Law

August 28th, 2016


On this back to school-inspired episode, Juliette recalls the horrific consequences of a bad first kiss, creates a fake boyfriend, longs to be a part …

Ep 52 - The Unwritable Rant 1 yr Anniversary. The count, club foot, and a freakshow of love

August 21st, 2016


It’s the one-year anniversary of The Unwritable Rant! Juliette celebrates with her favorite bourbon from the past year, meets The Count, ponders a …

Ep 51 - Interview with "The Reverend" Bob Levy

August 14th, 2016


Legendary comic Reverend Bob Levy joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss his 25-year career in broadcasting and comedy. Levy is known for his work …

Ep 50 - Interview with Charlie Daniels

August 7th, 2016


Country music legend Charlie Daniels joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss the Million Mile Reflections exhibition, being inducted into the Country …

Ep 49 - Sweet revenge, the Nashville incident, and a scorpion named Bill

July 31st, 2016


On this episode, Juliette find an unlikely surprise in a Tiffany box, learns sociopathic tendencies, and takes on Nashville the hard way... All while …

Ep 48 - Bloody produce, anagram mischief, and a neighborhood gone feral

July 24th, 2016


Juliette tests her culinary skills, hotwires a curling iron, puts Scrabble skills to mischievous use, and watches her town hit the brink of insanity… …

Ep 47 - Harbingers, cheese, truck stop chicken, and almost dying on a beach

July 17th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette identifies a harbinger, knows her cheese, visits a truck stop, buys fireworks from a carny, and almost dies on a beach ... …

Ep 46 - Interview with Chuck Negron

July 10th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette speaks with rock legend Chuck Negron. Chuck discusses his current tour and album, the ups and downs of Three Dog Night, his …

Ep 45 - The best of The Unwritable Rant interviews

July 3rd, 2016


On this special episode, Juliette shares her favorite clips of celebrity interviews, stories behind the interviews, archived segments never heard …

Ep 44 - Neighbor stalking, explosive behavior, and tequila

June 26th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette reveals who won the creepy neighbor bet and why and celebrates the 4th of July early with pyrotechnic mayhem, all while …

Ep 43 - Twitter saving, the return of Jackass, and giving until it hurts

June 19th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette gets saved on Twitter, goes to a strip club with Jackass on her birthday, and has a charity fail, all while drinking Jim …

Ep 42 - New Orleans, a local legend, and ghosts are real

June 12th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette heads to New Orleans, visits a dive bar, shares the legend of NOLA's greatest love story, and encounters a few ghosts, all …

Ep 41 - Interview with Phil Vassar

June 5th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette speaks with country music singer/songwriter Phil Vassar. Phil discusses his new web series, "Songs From the Cellar," talks …

Ep 40 - Bad driving, mushy goo, and street fighting in New Orleans

May 29th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette lives up to the stereotype "bad female driver," discovers a pool of mushy goo, and finds herself in the middle of a New …

Ep 39 - Interview with Bobby Slayton

May 21st, 2016


On this episode, Juliette talks with Bobby Slayton. Known as the Pitbull of Comedy, Bobby has been performing stand-up for 40 years. He discusses his …

Ep 38 - Interview with Steve "Mudflap" McGrew

May 15th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette talks to comedian Steve "Mudflap" McGrew. The hellbent southern gent has being doing stand-up for more than 30 years, and …

Ep 37 - Love bites, a Jedi recital, and cover band tips

May 7th, 2016


On this episode, Juliette sinks her teeth into love, meets a young Jedi, learns piano the hard way, and gives cover bands some helpful tips.

Ep 36 - Internet dating, Bird Man, and creepy vs friendly

May 1st, 2016


On this episode, Juliette meets the Bird Man, shares the horrors of internet dating, and needs your help determining if her new neighbor is creepy or …

Ep 35 - Interview with Lloyd Kaufman

April 24th, 2016


Juliette interviews iconic independent film maker Lloyd Kaufman. Lloyd discusses his 40-plus years in the film industry, his classic movies, upcoming …

Ep 34 - Aruba, drink shaming, and the drug lord

April 17th, 2016


On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette gripes about being drink shamed in Aruba, offers five easy steps on how to talk to your local drug …

Ep 33 - Interview with Kristin Newman

April 10th, 2016


Juliette Miranda interviews television writer Kristin Newman. Kristin discusses taking over as showrunner for the ABC TV series "The Muppets," and …

Ep 32 - Interview with Ari Shaffir

March 31st, 2016


In this interview episode, Juliette Miranda talks to comedian Ari Shaffir. Ari discusses his Comedy Central show "This is Not Happening," breaking …

Ep 31 - Passion of the Bunny and Jefferson's Ocean bourbon

March 26th, 2016


On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette tells a regrettable bunny story for Easter, exacts revenge on bullies, and reviews the Netflix show …

Ep 30 - Interview with Sara Karloff

March 20th, 2016


Juliette interviews Sara Karloff, daughter of iconic actor Boris Karloff. Sara recounts stories of her father's years in Hollywood, his relationship …

Ep 29 - Jamaica gone wrong, nature is not my friend, and Sailor Jerry rum

March 13th, 2016


On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette rants about a trip to Jamaica gone wrong and the times nature has tried to kill her, and reviews the …

Ep 28 - Interview with Rain Pryor

March 5th, 2016


This week, Juliette interviews Rain Pryor. Rain is an actress, singer, comedienne, and daughter of the late comedian Richard Pryor. She discusses her …

Ep 27 - Interview with Michael Price

February 27th, 2016


Juliette Miranda enjoys a glass of Booker's bourbon while interviewing the Emmy award-winning writer Michael Price. Michael discusses the characters, …

Ep 26 - ACM Awards and cocktail culture with special guests Shaker & Spoon

February 20th, 2016


On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette talks cocktails with Shaker & Spoon and rants about misadventures in Chicago, the ACM award …

Ep 25 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

February 14th, 2016


Juliette shares a special Valentine's Day episode featuring an interview with broadcast legend, Anthony Cumia. Anthony shares his views on freedom of …

Ep 24 - Interview with Robert "Mike Damone" Romanus

February 6th, 2016


Juliette interviews Robert Romanus about Fast Times at Ridgemont High, teaching, music and more, all while doing ice tea (and bourbon)

Ep 23 - Teenage vices, turning 40, and St. George absinthe

January 27th, 2016


Juliette rants about teenage vices, turning 40, hating the phone, and John Cusack, all while drinking St. George absinthe.

Ep 22 - Interview with Haley Reinhart

January 23rd, 2016


Juliette interviews Haley Reinhart, American Idol alum, singer, songwriter, and voiceover artist. Drink of choice is Bilberry Black Hearts Gin from …

Ep 21 - Celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, Oscar nominations, and Jack Daniels

January 13th, 2016


Juliette rants about celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, and the recent Oscar nominations, all while drinking Jack Daniels and Coke.

Ep 20 - Ash vs The Evil Dead, crappy L.A. jobs, and Bone Snapper Rye whiskey

January 8th, 2016


Juliette rants about crappy L.A. jobs, adult acne, watching Ash vs. The Evil Dead, new horror movies, and missing New Orleans, all while drinking …

Ep 19 - The Hateful Eight, almost killing Steven Spielberg, and Russell's Reserve bourbon

January 2nd, 2016


Juliette rants about Quentin Tarantino, new disturbing trends in restaurants, Chi-town Rising, and almost killing Steven Spielberg, all while …

Ep 18 - Interview with author and adult film star, Lisa Ann

December 21st, 2015


Juliette interviews Lisa Ann, adult film star, SiriusXM radio personality, and author. Lisa Ann talks about her journey from being the #1 adult film …

Ep 17 - Victoria's Secret, Christmas Shrew, F is for Family, and High West Campfire whiskey

December 19th, 2015


Juliette rants about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Christmas Shrew, Tesla coils, and F is for Family, all while drinking High West Campfire …

Ep 16 - Holiday parties, Bill Murray, Davy Jones, and Ridgemont Reserve bourbon

December 11th, 2015


Juliette rants about holiday parties, discusses her childhood crushes, and talks about how to win an autographed copy of Lisa Ann's new book, all …

Ep 15 - Interview with author Clay Risen. "American Whiskey, Bourbon, & Rye"

December 3rd, 2015


Juliette Interviews Clay Risen, whiskey expert and author of the book "American Whiskey, Bourbon & Rye: A Guide to the Nation's Favorite Spirit." …

Ep 14 - Setting my sister on fire, Thanksgiving, and Bulleit Rye Whiskey

November 28th, 2015


On this episode of The Unwritable Rant podcast, Juliette rants about Thanksgiving, sets her sister on fire, and makes a plea for tattoo help, all …

Ep 13 - NaNoWriMo, Zanies comedy club, funky bars, and Buffalo Trace Bourbon

November 18th, 2015


Juliette rants about National Novel Writing Month, Zanies comedy club, and absinthe brownies, all while drinking Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

Ep 12 - Interview with multi-platinum recording artist, Gary Wright

November 5th, 2015


Juliette interviews multi-platinum recording artist Gary Wright. You know Gary from his hit songs "Dreamweaver" and "Love is Alive." He discusses his …

Ep 11 - CMAs, The Muppets, and Booker's Bourbon

November 4th, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about the Country Music Awards, the new unwanted neighbor, Chicago's attempt at becoming New York, and The Muppets, all …

Ep 10 - Gregg Allman, Casinos, and Eagle Rare bourbon

October 27th, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about a Gregg Allman concert, daylight saving time, casinos, rainy Halloweens, costumes, and bacon buns, all while drinking …

Ep 9 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner "Hemingway in Love: His Own Story"

October 20th, 2015


In this special podcast, Juliette interviews author A.E. Hotchner about his new book, “Hemingway in Love: His Own Story.” He shares many fascinating …

Ep 8 - Playboy Magazine, John Carpenter, and Jefferson's bourbon

October 12th, 2015


On this week’s podcast, Juliette rants about crafty neighbors and finger weaving, Playboy magazine, her favorite drive-in, and John Carpenter’s …

Ep 7 - Jacques Pepin, McKamey Manor, and Rodney Strong Cabernet Sauvignon

October 5th, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about Benadryl, cooking ballontine and sweetbreads, and McKamey Manor, all while drinking a 2013 Rodney Strong Cabernet …

Ep 6 - Absinthe, the confederate flag, and Maker's Mark bourbon

September 30th, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about bad absinthe, a new confederate flag, having kids, the legend of the skeleton, and wanting to maim her guy, all while …

Ep 5 - The Green Inferno, Amy Schumer, and Gran Centenario tequila

September 21st, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about The Green Inferno, Garth Brooks concert, Amy Schumer’s new book deal, Wisconsin, and cheese, all while drinking Gran …

Ep 4 - Horror movies, Three Dog Night, and Jim Beam bourbon

September 15th, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about horror movies, country music (sorry Blake Shelton), and french fries on pizza, all while drinking Jim Beam.

Ep 3 - Dave Grohl, brisket, and Journeyman whiskey

September 9th, 2015


This week Juliette rants about Manhattan cocktails, car problems, the ambassador of rock & roll, and brisket.

Ep 2 - Nashville, the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, Whole Foods, and Maker's Mark

September 2nd, 2015


This week, Juliette rants about neighbors, the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, Nashville, Chipotle, and Whole Foods.

Ep 1 - Bill Burr, bloggers, and bourbon

August 23rd, 2015


Sneak peek at my new podcast. I talk about bloggers, Bill Burr, bourbon, and more.

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