The Unwritable Rant

Juliette considers the size of her liver, meets a work of art, holds a bear hostage, makes out in a state of grace, waits out a relationship, chooses …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee …

In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, …

Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette picks up where a Crazytown night left off, admits to being a terrible stripper, establishes …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does a safety dance, reunites with Texas and Birdie, prowls the night, plays the horses, hears …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette survives Mardi Gras, ruins nice things, gets in and gets out, clashes with Myles, detests …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette breaks a bed, encounters relationship rage, eats all the cheese, has no compatibility with …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette pays off an old debt, takes on a new form of torture, records in East LA, considers a …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette does something cliche, considers the good kind of cheating, calls in a favor from Dusty, …

Juliette is slow to start the new year, fakes her way through football, meets a Rank chef, embellishes her culinary credentials, feels things, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers trading snow for sand fleas, launches a foul drunk with Jackass, becomes suspicious, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette demonstrates little common sense, maneuvers past vagrants, drives out of bounds, accepts a …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette revisits the creatures of Christmas past, looks into her family tree, hears an unexpected …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets selfish, attempts respectability, lacks a physical demonstration, hates waiting, goes home …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette desperately needs a line, takes a one-off production gig, locks roadies out, misses a gear …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked story telling, Juliette sits on the outskirts, experiences a Rocky relationship, rallies over rejection, accepts a …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked scary storytelling, Juliette welcomes Halloween, discusses her evil to good ratio, dates a Satanist, heads to a cabin …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette listens with too much enthusiasm, lacks $300 worth of information, consults her mental map, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked scary storytelling, Juliette plays the part of the Cryptkeeper, contemplates dread, decides on a piercing, meets …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette gets into Halloween prep, prefers scary to merry, builds a haunted house, misunderstands …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette learns that nothing is easy, receives an unwelcome email, remembers the so-called human Macy, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette discusses hurricane preparation, plans a Rock ’N Rollin Eve with Crazytown, negotiates like …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette sends soap flying, enters an arrangement of convenience, appreciates a stronger cadence, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is too much to invite back, debates the conditions of friendship, meets The Oscars, breaks out …

On this interview episode, Juliette and her guy talk to Fee Waybill, frontman for the band The Tubes. Fee discusses his new rock album "Fee …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette welcomes Texas to town, appreciates Alpine Valley Music Theater, visits a rock star petting …

An interview episode with Jon Anderson from the band YES. Anderson was the author and a major creative influence behind the ground-breaking album Fragile as well as the series of epic hits, including “I’ve Seen All Good …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette can’t escape ghosts, cuts through a prairie, forces a secret, questions an urban legend, …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette is sweaty as balls, relates her favorite summer song, spends a summer without virginity, stares …

On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette names her rats, experiences her first summer of independence, invites Crazytown to a party, …

In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette considers unconventional methods, manages interns, wrongly romanticizes, scratches a blank …

In this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette marvels at the small world of musicians, contemplates guy bangs, hates a hat, becomes rumor …

Juliette returns to her everyday bourbon-soaked storytelling, hears bells, makes an unfortunate discovery, handles a gross issue, questions a gurgle, …

A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 39-50 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis: The mostly true story of a girl trying to reconcile …

 special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 29-38 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis: The mostly true story of a girl trying to reconcile her …

A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 23-28 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the …

A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 14-22 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the …

A special audiobook exclusive! Juliette shares chapters 1-13 of her memoir, Morning Neurosis. Hear the Los Angeles stories that inspired the podcast, …

Juliette takes her top down, specializes in irrational love, attempts to play it cool, gets heads turning, becomes encased in snow, focuses on death, …

Juliette drinks early, burns a bridge, accepts a misleading position, fights an office battle, appreciates a technological failure, is denied a …

Juliette gets in touch, shares an interest with Texas, meets an old crush, is surprised by a modification, gets a handful, makes a sad connection, …

Juliette finds herself un an unusual position, opts for clandestine color, meets a too-nice guy, lacks enthusiasm, experiences perverse curiosity, …

Juliette calls out Craig’s List, hopes to be the exception, experiences immediate regret, sifts through flakes, attempts a transaction, longs to hurl …

Juliette finds an unusual carcass, enjoys hunting, introduces Raven, appreciates differences, participates in the height of adolescent nightlife, …

Juliette abuses another friendship, borrows a boat, comes with a mess, tries to follow the rules, moves to the floor, becomes drunk hungry, violates …

Juliette delivers two middle fingers, shacks up with The Informant, wears a dirty crumb, is unable to rustle up a gig, answers a pounding, feels her …

Juliette celebrates her birthday, recognizes the tolerance of Texas, settles on the less gratuitous Rooster, is too deviant for a dating site, …

Juliette speaks with Grammy-nominated musician Kip Winger. Kip got his start playing bass for Alice Cooper. He formed rock band Winger in the 80s, …

Juliette is ready to make a move, packs up deluded dreams, points westward, makes a friendship of convenience, enters Nebraska, loathes a fretboard, …

Juliette has another Crazytown adventure, recalls the south side of Chicago, falls for the tragic, wants more than friendship, axes the girlfriend, …

Juliette contends with an unexpected word, introduces The Kraken, succeeds at a coveted crossover, dodges kaleidoscopic insanity, enjoys a 10-year …

Juliette considers the two types of Christmas people, finds a princess, goes to a perfect home for the holidays, opens with an apology, makes a …

Juliette finds a rural route antenna, attempts to pump up the volume, speaks into an endless void, seduces farm folk, curls up under a console, dates …

Juliette learns the layoff routine, bursts the dot-com bubble, accepts a disgusting amount of money, enjoys a feast, rents a capuchin monkey, loses …

My guest on the show is teen idol Leif Garrett. He's just released his first book, "Idol Truth," which details his career as a singer and actor, as …

Juliette remembers the rainbow connection, reveals a fundamental truth, accepts a psycho part, lands at a mission church, lacks plans, questions a …

Juliette ducks out, considers the secret to successful crashing, accepts a business arrangement, becomes arm candy, wakes up in Florida, reconsiders …

Join Juliette for a conversation with Sara Karloff. Daughter of actor Boris Karloff, Sara discusses her father's role as Frankenstein's monster, …

Juliette falls in the middle, seeks a lady in white, wonders if Resurrection Mary exists, enlists her friend Texas in a stakeout, bursts a bubble, is …

Juliette can’t wake up from the terror, requires subconscious explanation, recounts the weird 70s, discovers the Leek Sisters, is born in witch …

Juliette watches her house fall apart, objects to bandages, takes matters into her hands, lacks qualifications, has an Edgar Allen Poe moment, …

Juliette tells the big story, hits a turning point, meets The Professor, visits a bird’s nest, reads The Fountainhead, answers a provocative …

Juliette questions a PhD, eavesdrops on an argument, considers fairness, risks flying, hits a ramp, breaks more than a bone, relates rumors about a …

Juliette recovers a mix tape, forms a trio with Duck and Ham, meets a Patrick Swayze doppelganger, goes for a walk, gets too criminal for comfort, …

On this episode, Juliette enters a weird void, accepts a bribe, wants an unrealistic college experience, forces a flat, casts an underhanded spell on …

Juliette returns from New Orleans, finds the road to an ex, introduces Tadpole, gets avoided, has her soap replaced, meets mom, considers a twin, …

Juliette misses MTV, auditions for an infomercial, sucks back disappointment, hopes for a springboard, confuses buzzwords with red flags, wears a …

Juliette notices a trend, gives girls a try, abandons personals, finds Candy and more, feels like a predator, drops words, does it inside a lava …

Juliette considers a move, has nothing to show for herself, wants a fresh start, accepts an offer from The Linebacker, overlooks untied shoelaces, …

Juliette visits Las Vegas with her guy, appreciates friendship, speedballs absinthe and whiskey, visits the casino of the damned, loses on lightning, …

Juliette generalizes Bob’s Rockets, knows the right paperwork, socializes with scientists, escapes an interview, loses her dad at a concert, employs …

Juliette resumes driveway drinking, breaks people in, attempts to coexist, rejects coordination, is denied a wave, hires a tangerine, appalls a …

Juliette goes on tour with her guy, lands in Iowa, dodges mites and meth, vibrates, avoids a hairy situation, lacks a welcome, meets Cornflake the …

Juliette does something unnatural, revisits prom with Crazytown, wears metallic blue, meets two fire guys, gets sucked into a nostalgic escapade, …

Juliette receives something unexpected, has 10 potent words, becomes a no-good slut, refuses saving, plays dumb, taunts a mob, experiences the …

Juliette accepts a satanic comparison, becomes blinded by chemistry, lacks proper communication, refuses to get going, reacts poorly, attends a …

On this episode, Juliette checks out, discovers a sea witch, encourages a show, soaks up rum, nudges her guy, plays a ruthless game, fakes a …

Join Juliette as she welcomes Ron Platt, lead singer from the iconic rock band Kansas, into her home for an intimate talk about the legacy of Kansas, …

Juliette revisits her two favorite naked stories about a topless revolution and a switchblade corset.      

Juliette is joined by Joe Bob Briggs to discuss exploitation cinema, hosting The Last Drive-In on Shudder, Monstervision, How Rednecks Saved …

Juliette is blocked from attending a concert, gets a sad face, scores a plus 1, has personal concerns, coerces with Keanu Reeves, experiences a …

Juliette chats with Emmy nominated actor John Michael Higgins. They discuss his role as host of America Says on Game Show Network, and cover key …

Juliette rejects a question, attempts wellness, meets the Mary Poppins of boyfriends, questions niceties, answers a loving call, escapes personal …

Comic Geno Bisconte takes over this episode with a discussion about comedy, drinking whiskey well, having passion for your work, and, surprisingly, Albert Camus. Geno hosts the In Hot Water show along with Aaron Berg on …

On this episode, Juliette carries a soft spot, divvies up the blame, is betrayed by undelivered mail, ranks as a dingo, takes an old school approach, …

Juliette does something distasteful for money, meets the qualifications, mocks an assignment, teaches Bukowski, gets called in, goes to grammar …

Juliette questions a fake holiday, receives a surprising call, helps Texas avoid a wet spot, introduces Vanderbilt and cousin Shelia, considers drug …

Juliette returns to her 21st birthday, takes manipulative advice, maintains a juicy secret, trips over her order, contemplates telltale signs, knows …

Juliette contemplates serial killer storage, returns to college, accepts a bribe from Doc, confronts torsos, encounters a tomb on wheels, fears a …

Juliette welcomes Anthony Cumia back to the show. Anthony discusses his new book, "Permanently Suspended," the ongoing feud with Opie, Louis CK, …

Juliette puts on her business head, finds an alternative profession, gets into something awful, admits to shady ethics, questions the muse, completes …

Juliette ponders technology, delights in sending letters, finds more grown-up interests, drowns in uncomfortable declarations, gets called into the …

Juliette revisits the millennium, hates The Warden, gets circled by a peeing peacock, deflects seething balls, lines a desk with weed, prepares for …

Juliette is still in the holiday spirit, and admits to questionable beliefs, dabbles in rock stars, calls in The Pro, arrives in a chariot, visits a …

Juliette questions the validity of DNA results, finds family tree crazy, visits an atomic wonderland, bartends past bedtime, mistakes Santa Claus, …

Juliette sets up a casino sting, treads on trendy shoes, doctors up with not-so-nice intentions, wagers on vomit, encounters rage juice, enters a …

Juliette visits Whiskey acres distillery, stares down a steamy mash pool, reduces into a cardboard box, accepts a Thanksgiving invitation, tests a …

Juliette heads to Nashville with her guy to bash a country bar, fear alien subliminal messages, hunt down real country music, heckle a band, take on …

Juliette revisits her conversation with author A.E. Hotchner in celebration of his 101st birthday, literary career, and life. "Hotch" discusses his …

Juliette is joined by comedian Dave Landau. Dave is co-host on The Anthony Cumia show and discusses his approach to broadcasting, how his start at …

Juliette visits a haunted New Orleans ballroom, twirls with a ghost, takes on a tour guide, loses her guy to the supernatural, contemplates …

Juliette tells a secret, has a raunchy conversation, plays Rapunzel, welcomes a transgression, feels sophisticated, has an annoying wake-up, falls …

Juliette honors a tradition, harbors resentment, hires vampires, mitigates molesting, stalls a kingpin, experiences a blood feast, takes on toxic …

Juliette falls into a rotten mood, sneaks in a flask, gets her oompah on, appreciates a fat feast, hates the human voice, misses a tot shot, shares a …

On this episode, Juliette recalls a ramshackle amusement part, knocks out teeth, introduces the legend of Vic, fears a monstrosity, spins out a …

Juliette talks with guitarist and founding member of the band Judas Priest. They discuss his new book, Heavy Duty on Da Capo press, KK's influence on …

Interview with Jim Florentine: Juliette speaks with comedian Jim Florentine about his book, Everybody Is Awful (Except You). They discuss tour …

On this episode, Juliette reverse engineers chaos, questions her guy's sanity, supports a relationship thunderdome, contemplates fruit aerodynamics, …

The three-year anniversary episode! Juliette takes inexcusable actions, considers a buffet of boyfriends, gets blown off, hunts down a job, thinks …

On this episode, Juliette and her guy visit New Orleans, get blindsided by panic, hear teeth rattle, receive a mystery box, make questionable …

On this episode, Juliette packs up her misgivings, sails away, meets Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle, scowls behind a pineapple, runs away from conversation, …

On this episode, Juliette takes direction poorly, goes two sizes too small, meets Hollywood heroes and hacks, walks a red carpet, follows a legal …

On this episode, Juliette comes off a bender, participates in The Last Drive-In event with Joe Bob Briggs, interns for Svengoolie, chucks chickens, …

On this episode, Juliette returns to Michigan with her guy to see Mongo and The Dish, demonstrates etiquette, creates a weird herbal ball, saturates …

On this episode, Juliette is called a name, ponders human skulls, meets a stalker, attempts exit strategies, rejects a wig, paints a wordy picture, …

On this early Fourth of July special episode, Juliette avoids a bus stop, gets a red letter, sacrifices her summer, starts a new revolutionary war, …

On this episode, Juliette pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain, objects to diabolical demands, fishes for breakfast, grips a pocket knife, confronts a …

On this episode, Juliette goes on an epic summer adventure, gets her paws on a Porsche, blathers like a moron, eats more cheese fries, receives an …

On this episode, Juliette explains malfunctions, hits things with a club, goes for an off-path joy ride, bumps into a bunker, has a love affair with …

On this episode, Juliette gets corralled with old people, breaks down a drunken barricade, meets a mini-me, ambushes country singer Randy Houser, …

On this episode, Juliette makes a neighborly announcement, plays suburban detective, confronts a Robodude, botches an introduction, heads to Derby …

On this episode, Juliette is forced to hustle, lies to Blind Melon, gets professional and sassy, refuses defeat, plays in the slop, takes a trip to …

On this episode, Juliette takes her chances adulting, evaluates intentions, gets Loopy, receives an unwanted letter, adopts a debt, calls a bluff, is …

On this episode, Juliette has a horror movie reaction, loses sleep, opens a hostel for vermin, wields a baseball bat, calls in the experts, recovers …

On this interview episode, Juliette talks with legendary music manager Doc McGhee. They discuss his career, from managing James Brown to Bon Jovi and …

On this episode, Juliette stops a meal, remembers Las Vegas, enjoys a winning streak, meets an army of munchkins, sits at the VIP booth, goes on a …

On this episode, Juliette hits channel 364, contemplates priorities, becomes something sinister, swills dreamy punch, exploits her guy, wanders on …

On this episode, Juliette appreciates a man on a horse, uncovers a past romance, dares her guy, gets padded up, meets Moonshine and Namaste, watches …

On this episode, Juliette gets unexpected contact, ignores all signs, becomes indentured to Satan, tests her treason skills, does a dip, properly …

On this episode, Juliette channels Ferris Bueller, concocts a poor plan, introduces her friend Texas, gets legally questionable, meets Salamander, …

On this episode, Juliette combats boredom, gets antagonistic, explores wonder foods, shoos smoke, gets unintentionally physical, calls a bluff, …

On this episode, Juliette hates the cold, makes questionable decisions, heads to Mexico with Crazytown, loses a friend faster than a flip-flop, meets …

On this interview episode, Juliette speaks with comedian Bert Kreischer. Through his outstanding storytelling comedy, Bert has earned the distinction …

On this episode, Juliette dishes up a magical tryst, meets Wacky Waldo, visits the Magic Castle, sinks in her seat, conjures a mystery man, considers …

On this episode, Juliette unleashes her inner wannabe rockstar, treads dangerous territory, confronts a little red light, awakens from drunken …

On this episode, Juliette forgets her night, goes through a box of bandages, lacks judgment, experiences mach force, mixes lavender and humiliation, …

On this episode, Juliette gets hostile, sniffs out a skank, knows evil, uncovers flirty secrets, underestimates an adversary, slides backward, has a …

On this episode, Juliette recalls holiday traditions, learns a horrific instrument, kills off her grandmother ... again, does the unthinkable, saves …

On this episode, Juliette gets eye-rolly, takes tips for a spin, pet sits, avoids bunny rabies, explores underbelly secrets, finds a manger, leaves a …

On this episode, Juliette survives the plague, visits a strip mall clinic, recalls a failed pee test, meets nurse Ratchet, makes yet more …

On this episode, Juliette takes you through her favorite conversations with some of the funniest people on the planet. Guests include Jim Norton, …

On this episode, Juliette meets Crabapple, becomes grossly restless, falls into a safety net, fears car explosion, tests friendship limits, dances …

On this episode, Juliette does preemptive damage control, enters the laboratory, explains a weird neon glow, contemplates best brain time, gets …

On this episode, Juliette recovers from a woodland weekend, feels edgy, hears aggressive scratching, finds a dirty scavenging rodent, witnesses boozy …

On this episode, Juliette visits St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, finds uncommon energy, leaves something behind, ups her bet, contemplates sexy cards, …

On this episode, Juliette identifies her biggest fear, finds a mass of hair, fends off jointed legs, visits a house of winged horrors, introduces …

On this episode, Juliette receives a nastygram, wishes for a plague of frogs, recounts a book tour failure, angers wingnuts, is dismissed by a …

On this episode, Juliette has total sensory recall, layers her neons, discovers a box of unexpected treasure, licks her fingers, raises a glass to …

On this episode, Juliette fields an unwanted invitation, puts words on paper, meets a blonde competitor, unleashes a smear campaign, shuts down a …

On this special bonus interview episode, Juliette interviews Jim Norton. Jim is currently on his worldwide "Kneeling Room Only" tour. He also has a …

On this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches …

On this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and …

On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a …

On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells …

On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, …

On this best of episode, Juliette shares her favorite past stories about New Orleans, including Paxton’s great love, the Red Dress Run, Bourbon …

On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is …

On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she’d tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores …

On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the …

On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, …

On this episode, Juliette survives Michigan, discovers the Howler Monkey bar, contemplates construction, makes a good partner in crime, stocks up on …

On this episode, Juliette gets into some relationship baggage, shows off a tacky monument, is failed by magic elves, gets given away, avoids jail …

On this episode, Juliette revels in summer loving, reveals her stunted standards, rides off in a white ’78 Camaro, takes a stand against injustice, …

On this interview episode, Juliette is joined by actress Lea Thompson. They discuss some of her recent projects, including movies The Trouble with …

On this episode, Juliette trades her driveway for a rooftop, gets a four-hour sangria buzz, plays a spirited game, confronts a gang of winged demons, …

On this episode, Juliette delves into her collection of nonsense, unleashes a tidal wave of insanity, reveals her first crush, gets picked last, does …

On this episode, Juliette submits to your wellness checks, flames a tortilla, endangers her guy, allows trash to pile up, attracts the attention of …

On this episode, Juliette takes her little red wagon out of hibernation, sees flashing red lights, attempts innocence, learns the worth of Rosie, …

On this episode, Juliette dives head first into festival season, shares the value of quality toilet paper, drinks her way backstage, contemplates …

On this episode, Juliette realizes she is lacking in certain areas, beats boredom in creative ways, finds unusual uses for a garbage bag, falls …

On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her …

On this episode, Juliette assimilates into reality after Aruba, heads to 22 happy hours, examines The Pick-Up Artist, sees a failed Vaudeville …

On this episode, Juliette reveals her impractical relationship with her car, finds trouble at the gas station, gets all screwed up, dirties her …

On this best of episode, Juliette shares two of her favorite stories from previous episodes. In the first story, she confronts a real-life Heisenberg …

On this episode, Juliette comes to terms with an unfortunate reality, engages in word play, loses big, wrangles a Madagascar hissing cockroach, …

On this episode, Juliette gets a head start on drinking, experiences a shocking surprise, uses a Myth Busters argument, engages in a stare-down, …

On this episode, Juliette wanders down a pier, witnesses a winged eclipse, takes her chances with a refrigerator carton, gets carried away, issues a …

On this episode, Juliette faces off with a cannon, loses dining privileges, sells out to a cookie, visits a former Playboy club, pays for free drinks …

On this episode, Juliette is joined by comedian, actor, and writer Nick Di Paolo. They discuss the politics of comedy, how audiences have changed …

On this episode, Juliette confronts a curmudgeon, wonders if there are worse things she could do, declines an invitation, fails the test of …

On this special interview episode, Juliette is joined by TV host and trade activist Mike Rowe. Often referred to as “the dirtiest man on TV,” Mike …

On this episode, Juliette celebrates her birthday, slugs it out, scores the one interview, dashes her own dreams, gets a second chance, violates the …

On this episode, Juliette ventures to the Illinois-Wisconsin border, checks off cover band mistakes, appreciates a good dive, discovers the holy …

On this interview episode, Juliette talks with Richard Young, guitarist and vocalist of The Kentucky Headhunters. This Grammy- and CMA-winning band …

On this episode, Juliette employs household survival skills, confronts a Yeti, finds what she’s been missing, introduces Crazytown, crashes …

On this episode, Juliette admits to a fetish, finds transportation to Oz, channels Zelda Fitzgerald, underestimates dimension, has security issues, …

On this best-of interview episode, Juliette revisits her conversations with Eric Roberts, Steve McGrew, TG Sheppard, Charlie Daniels, Bob Levy, Chuck …

On this very merry episode, Juliette digs through her podcast archives to share two best-of holiday stories. From episode 19, you’ll hear a …

On this episode, Juliette combats hibernation with delusion, gets cozy with fire, is mocked by shrimp, explores the boundaries of good taste, and …

On this episode, Juliette ponders bathroom etiquette, hunts down errant high heels, questions the weight of revenge, is visited by a dubious elf, …

On this episode, Juliette speaks with actor Eric Roberts about his prolific career and iconic performances in The Pope of Greenwich Village, Star 80, …

On this episode, Juliette breaks out her favorite holiday recipe, realizes her social expiration date is up, makes an angry basket, and witnesses a …

On this episode, Juliette finds her way to Colorado, experiences Denver the hard way, recalls a near mugging in San Francisco, and reveals three big …

On this episode, Juliette attempts to understand The Three Stooges, survives a great glue slick, watches her guy go up in flames, visits a Midwest …

On this episode, Juliette discusses the difficulties in making friends, losing a new friend to liquor, and reasons why old friends make the best cell …

On this episode, Ed Begley Jr. discusses his career as an actor, from his role on St. Elsewhere to his parts in Christopher Guest movies like Best In …

On this Halloween episode, Juliette experiences the real-life horror of Las Vegas flashing, severed limb clauses, an obstinate carny, sadistic skin …

Juliette is joined by singer-songwriter Don McLean on this interview episode. Don discusses the 45th anniversary of his iconic song, American Pie; …

On this episode, Juliette’s driveway drinking is interrupted by a four-legged intruder, people generally suck, the dickhead spectrum gets heavy, …

On this episode, Juliette combats bullying, shops for hillbilly treasures, locks eyes with a retail Nazi, throws out a few slugs, appreciates …

On this episode, Juliette realizes when she is not at her best, falls victim to the rainbow connection, details the horrors of Hollywood, finds a …

Three legendary country artists come together for this interview episode: TG Sheppard, Janie Fricke, and Joey Canyon. From stories about Elvis to singing with George Jones and Lynn Anderson, this episode showcases the …

On this episode, Juliette celebrates bourbon heritage month by telling the story of an unfortunate driveway drinking episode, dismisses a …

Juliette gets extra feisty on this episode and objects to a hipster bar, breaks out her emergency bourbon, gets sucked into a furry throng, respects …

On this back to school-inspired episode, Juliette recalls the horrific consequences of a bad first kiss, creates a fake boyfriend, longs to be a part …

It’s the one-year anniversary of The Unwritable Rant! Juliette celebrates with her favorite bourbon from the past year, meets The Count, ponders a …

Legendary comic Reverend Bob Levy joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss his 25-year career in broadcasting and comedy. Levy is known for his work …

Country music legend Charlie Daniels joins host Juliette Miranda to discuss the Million Mile Reflections exhibition, being inducted into the Country …

On this episode, Juliette find an unlikely surprise in a Tiffany box, learns sociopathic tendencies, and takes on Nashville the hard way... All while …

Juliette tests her culinary skills, hotwires a curling iron, puts Scrabble skills to mischievous use, and watches her town hit the brink of insanity… …

On this episode, Juliette identifies a harbinger, knows her cheese, visits a truck stop, buys fireworks from a carny, and almost dies on a beach ... …

On this episode, Juliette speaks with rock legend Chuck Negron. Chuck discusses his current tour and album, the ups and downs of Three Dog Night, his …

On this special episode, Juliette shares her favorite clips of celebrity interviews, stories behind the interviews, archived segments never heard …

On this episode, Juliette reveals who won the creepy neighbor bet and why and celebrates the 4th of July early with pyrotechnic mayhem, all while …

On this episode, Juliette gets saved on Twitter, goes to a strip club with Jackass on her birthday, and has a charity fail, all while drinking Jim …

On this episode, Juliette heads to New Orleans, visits a dive bar, shares the legend of NOLA's greatest love story, and encounters a few ghosts, all …

On this episode, Juliette speaks with country music singer/songwriter Phil Vassar. Phil discusses his new web series, "Songs From the Cellar," talks …

On this episode, Juliette lives up to the stereotype "bad female driver," discovers a pool of mushy goo, and finds herself in the middle of a New …

On this episode, Juliette talks with Bobby Slayton. Known as the Pitbull of Comedy, Bobby has been performing stand-up for 40 years. He discusses his …

On this episode, Juliette talks to comedian Steve "Mudflap" McGrew. The hellbent southern gent has being doing stand-up for more than 30 years, and …

On this episode, Juliette sinks her teeth into love, meets a young Jedi, learns piano the hard way, and gives cover bands some helpful tips.

On this episode, Juliette meets the Bird Man, shares the horrors of internet dating, and needs your help determining if her new neighbor is creepy or …

Juliette interviews iconic independent film maker Lloyd Kaufman. Lloyd discusses his 40-plus years in the film industry, his classic movies, upcoming …

On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette gripes about being drink shamed in Aruba, offers five easy steps on how to talk to your local drug …

Juliette Miranda interviews television writer Kristin Newman. Kristin discusses taking over as showrunner for the ABC TV series "The Muppets," and …

In this interview episode, Juliette Miranda talks to comedian Ari Shaffir. Ari discusses his Comedy Central show "This is Not Happening," breaking …

On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette tells a regrettable bunny story for Easter, exacts revenge on bullies, and reviews the Netflix show …

Juliette interviews Sara Karloff, daughter of iconic actor Boris Karloff. Sara recounts stories of her father's years in Hollywood, his relationship …

On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette rants about a trip to Jamaica gone wrong and the times nature has tried to kill her, and reviews the …

This week, Juliette interviews Rain Pryor. Rain is an actress, singer, comedienne, and daughter of the late comedian Richard Pryor. She discusses her …

Juliette Miranda enjoys a glass of Booker's bourbon while interviewing the Emmy award-winning writer Michael Price. Michael discusses the characters, …

On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette talks cocktails with Shaker & Spoon and rants about misadventures in Chicago, the ACM award …

Juliette shares a special Valentine's Day episode featuring an interview with broadcast legend, Anthony Cumia. Anthony shares his views on freedom of …

Juliette interviews Robert Romanus about Fast Times at Ridgemont High, teaching, music and more, all while doing ice tea (and bourbon)

Juliette rants about teenage vices, turning 40, hating the phone, and John Cusack, all while drinking St. George absinthe.

Juliette interviews Haley Reinhart, American Idol alum, singer, songwriter, and voiceover artist. Drink of choice is Bilberry Black Hearts Gin from …

Juliette rants about celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, and the recent Oscar nominations, all while drinking Jack Daniels and Coke.

Juliette rants about crappy L.A. jobs, adult acne, watching Ash vs. The Evil Dead, new horror movies, and missing New Orleans, all while drinking …

Juliette rants about Quentin Tarantino, new disturbing trends in restaurants, Chi-town Rising, and almost killing Steven Spielberg, all while …

Juliette interviews Lisa Ann, adult film star, SiriusXM radio personality, and author. Lisa Ann talks about her journey from being the #1 adult film …

Juliette rants about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Christmas Shrew, Tesla coils, and F is for Family, all while drinking High West Campfire …

Juliette rants about holiday parties, discusses her childhood crushes, and talks about how to win an autographed copy of Lisa Ann's new book, all …

Juliette Interviews Clay Risen, whiskey expert and author of the book "American Whiskey, Bourbon & Rye: A Guide to the Nation's Favorite Spirit." …

On this episode of The Unwritable Rant podcast, Juliette rants about Thanksgiving, sets her sister on fire, and makes a plea for tattoo help, all …

Juliette rants about National Novel Writing Month, Zanies comedy club, and absinthe brownies, all while drinking Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

Juliette interviews multi-platinum recording artist Gary Wright. You know Gary from his hit songs "Dreamweaver" and "Love is Alive." He discusses his …

This week, Juliette rants about the Country Music Awards, the new unwanted neighbor, Chicago's attempt at becoming New York, and The Muppets, all …

This week, Juliette rants about a Gregg Allman concert, daylight saving time, casinos, rainy Halloweens, costumes, and bacon buns, all while drinking …

In this special podcast, Juliette interviews author A.E. Hotchner about his new book, “Hemingway in Love: His Own Story.” He shares many fascinating …

On this week’s podcast, Juliette rants about crafty neighbors and finger weaving, Playboy magazine, her favorite drive-in, and John Carpenter’s …

This week, Juliette rants about Benadryl, cooking ballontine and sweetbreads, and McKamey Manor, all while drinking a 2013 Rodney Strong Cabernet …

This week, Juliette rants about bad absinthe, a new confederate flag, having kids, the legend of the skeleton, and wanting to maim her guy, all while …

This week, Juliette rants about The Green Inferno, Garth Brooks concert, Amy Schumer’s new book deal, Wisconsin, and cheese, all while drinking Gran …

This week, Juliette rants about horror movies, country music (sorry Blake Shelton), and french fries on pizza, all while drinking Jim Beam.

This week Juliette rants about Manhattan cocktails, car problems, the ambassador of rock & roll, and brisket.

This week, Juliette rants about neighbors, the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, Nashville, Chipotle, and Whole Foods.

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