The Savage Sacktap

Over a century later the Titanic claims even more victims. We contemplate the loss of life in the briny deep and the loss of some Canadian dude’s reputation on Twitter. Grab a pencil and a pad and get ready to draw me …

I didn't do an ounce of show prep for this one, but fun was had nonetheless. Talkin about the 48 Laws Of Power, mafia jewel heists, and a guy who boned his dog in this week's Savage Sacktap!

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Be careful crossing the street in Manhattan, you might get stabbed to death by a homeless ex con and no one is going to do a thing about it, you’re …

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…if you’re a piece of trash from New Jersey that is! Memorial Day Weekend is upon us, but before you haul off …

I’m back with a brand new outlook, but my opinions on Jackson Mahomes remain completely unchanged. Shop Rite has my grocery shopping dollars, but it …

A South Carolina man cocked a gun to stop his wife from getting dicked, and speaking of dicks, I’m sure Steven Crowder can empathize. There was a …

Schmitts Gay is out, Bud Light is in, unless you’re living in MAGA country, then it’s literally time to shotgun beers. While everyone was in an uproar over that one, Amazon snuck an ugly chick in under the radar. Doing …

Here comes the bride, isn’t she a demanding pain in the ass!? Of course she is, they all are. Here come the women’s NCAA basketball champions; guess what nobody cares. Here comes a fresh episode of Sacktap Live because …

First Amber and Johnny, then Gwyneth, now Donald! Celebrity trials are all the rage these days and this one might be the biggest. And speaking of big; summers on its way and the city is about to turn into one big puddle …

Irish eyes are smiling, probably because they are highly intoxicated. It’s St Patrick’s Day what else is new. We’ll honor our pasty, heavy drinking friends with a look at the latest imbibing trend and some cheeky …

Almost a year since the Oscars and Jada still is still the worst, Will is still a cuck, and Chris Rock is still the toast of the town. Decidedly not the toast of the town; Jared Fogle, although his back door may very …

Looking for a tall caramel frap with drizzle of hypodermic needles and a shot of schizophrenia? Stop by the Starbucks in Hoboken! In the mood for authentic deep dish and a rusty razor blade to the face? Hop a flight to …

The nice thing about having a show that nobody watches? I can call it the Super Bowl without getting sued…I think. Anyway, Super Sunday is here and if your grandfather is living in a certain Florida retirement community …

There are three certainties in life; death, taxes, and Lori Lightfoot making herself look like a complete idiot in a very public manner. One more certainty; when there’s a murderous nut job on the loose with long hair …

Space may be filled with black holes, yellow stars, and at least one red planet, but the field of astrophysics is nothing more than a breeding ground …

It’s been some time since we’ve checked in on current events and this week, that’s exactly what we shall do. Bloodsports, butt plugs, and major developments in the Idaho murder case coming up in tonight’s edition of …

One of my eyes may be a disaster, but my bod is totally smokin. Welcoming the New Year and teaching you how to pursue a sexy physique in 2023 in this episode of Sacktap Live. We’re starting right now!

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Mike reflects on the Christmases of yore, a time when the holiday season meant snorting stimulants, stealing street signs and sneaking strippers into …

Steaming buckets of feces, one woman dropped a few off at her local police department without explanation. I’m about to drop one on you because it’s …

Season's greetings folks, my gift to you as we truly dive into the holiday season? A podcast so good it will make you eat your neighbor’s face and …

Gobble Gobble, Happy Turkey Day everybody, the frost is on the pumpkin, the stuffing is getting ready to go inside the bird, and Americans are gearing up for a day of football, feasting, and family fights on land that …

Ooh Rah hard charging warriors, it is the annual Marine Corps birthday and Veteran’s Day trip down memory lane. Taking a look back at my time in the Marine Corps, and the lamestream media’s coverage of military matters. …

Halloween 2022, a tale of stolen candy, hurt feelings, and creepy costumes, but as frightful as the holiday was, nothing can match the chilling …

Offensive costumes, adults trying to ruin Halloween fun, and a grisly murder in Oklahoma, it's all right here in this week's Savage Sacktap

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Oh it's good to be back! Mike Montone brings you insight into the NFL, an explanation for last week's absence, and a look at the lighter side of New York City, in this week's Sacktap Live...

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we ain’t worried about steroids, we just wanna see some dingers. Antonio Brown just wanted to show everyone his donger and so did some guy on the subway. Whip em out and get ready there’s a fresh episode of the Savage …

Talking to your kids about anal sex; if you don’t do it their gym teacher will! Just don’ttake things too far like they do in Hollywood, where it’s …

Be careful what you stroke to! It could make you a viral sensation and the laughing stock of the league – or worse, you might lose your gig as a …

Where oh where have I been and what are they doing to the Top G Alan Tate. We’ll get into all that and more right meow as my return to podcasting after a brief 2 week hiatus begins, there’s a fresh episode of the savage …

The homeless are behaving themselves, but nobody else seems to be. We’ve got egg throwing vandals in luxury apartments, gangsters running gambling schemes on Long Island, and big breasted white girls bitch slapping the …

American airpower strikes again! It’s 20 years after the fact and we’re still avenging 9/11. We’re basking in patriotism tonight by dancing on Al Qaeda’s grave, and celebrating the use of an “ableist slur”. That plus a …

The mob movie world loses another legend, New York City douche bags don’t like the behavior of other New York City douche bags, and who has two …

Murder and molestation; it’s midsummer and weird behavior is rising with the humidity. We’re taking a look at dancing kings, pervy billionaires, …

Testosterone levels so low that a baby can drink from a man’s breast. Dick game so strong that they have to call the Coast Guard to make sure you don’t sink the ship. We’re covering all that and more tonight on a brand …

As the city continues to be plagued by murders, Mayor Eric Adams finally takes action…against a saxophone player! Cornell University finally parts …

Bottom bottom on the wall, which is the gayest corporation of them all? We’ll find out which companies are out there vying for the title this Pride Month AND a reminder that if you sexually harass a teenage, female …

Two big takeaways from this episode, one; don’t fall asleep on the subway, two; if you value your life don’t get involved with the Clintons. …

The morning has been a mess, hopefully this prerecorded podcast is not. It’s summer in the northeast and the freaks are coming out…our only hope for …

Another bad week for guys with fucked up eyes, but at least I don’t have monkey pox so maybe things are lookin up. Broadway stays cunty and Elon Musk fends off a dubious claim from the libs. It’s all coming up in a …

Breakin the law, breakin the law. We are talking about crime tonight, crime and how to get away with it…while having a gushing, screaming orgasm. SO …

We won’t be talking about babies being cut from the womb, but we will look into an unnecessary Times Square stabbing. Nevertheless when you do it live there’s always the chance the show will turn into a total abortion. …

Summer is coming and with it a 2 month paid vacation for public educators across this great nation of ours, but that won’t stop some of them from demanding a 4 day work week. An attempt at sounding woke reaches a …

Justifiable assault! Whether you’re walking the streets of Midtown, enjoying a day on the river, or flying the friendly skies, some people just …

If you're sick of hearing me talk about Will and Jada I have bad news for you, if you're sick of hearing me talk about Jussie Smollett I have bad …

Just when Will Smith thought people were done talking about the time a rapper wrote a song about banging his wife…Said rapper comes out with a new song about banging Will Smith’s wife. Her stank is on his dick, and that …

Imagine being a rapper with a bald wife, now imagine your bald wife banging other rappers, now imagine your bald wife makes you speak publicly about how she likes to bang other rappers, now imagine one of those other …

Jerking off in starbucks, jerking off in school, and the biggest jerkoff in America walking free after only a couple days in prison. Put your jerking …

I will open today with the immortal words of FDR, “the only thing Jussie Smollet has to fear, is Jussie Smollet himself.” Catching up on …

Things are getting hot in Ukraine, but not as hot as the steaming bag of feces that was smeared into a woman’s face on a New York City subway platform. I’m dropping a heater of my own tonight, a fresh episode of the …

War, huh good god yall, what is it good for? Advertising revenue!!! Since we can’t avoid the Ukraine story we’ll jump right in, but we’ll also have …

Pregnant chicks; are they hot? Of course not! But that didn’t stop some weirdo in Australia from trying to bang one. There’s good news coming to the subways and more bad news for Chris Cuomo, but the real good news is …

Could we go a week without talking about a new Joe Rogan controversy? Of course not! But we’ll also talk about celebrities eating dog turds, and …

Millionaires are getting into heated political disputes during cheeky network game shows, boomer musicians are protesting because a cage fighting …

Patrick Mahomes is a top notch QB, his brother is a top notch douche bag, and because of that the Chiefs had to lose (this ran live prior to the …

It began as an impassioned soliloquy on the virtues of stroking it to cam girls. It ended with me making a total ass out of myself. But before it all …

Anal sex in Greece! Officials react with shock to the least shocking occurrence ever, and speaking of anal, has Dunder Mifflin receptionist Pam …

The days of sparkling Christmas trees, cookies, and holiday feasts are long gone. But if one beer company has its way, you’ll be feasting on ass all …

Tis the season to inadvertently kill a bunch of your aging loved ones at an indoor Christmas gathering. But don’t spend too much time mourning …

Having a holly jolly Christmas? Not if you’re Ghislaine Maxwell, Chris Cuomo, Jussie Smollet, the guy who got jerked off on at the gym, or the other …

Oh you’re a Beatles fan? Well bully for you, I’m the great great great grandson of Sitting Bull. Can I prove it? No! Do I have to? Nope. But I’ll …

Didn't get invited to Tim Whatley's Thanksgiving Eve Party and need some company on the most social night of the year? Need something to watch while you pound shots of Wild Turkey until you have the courage to tell your …

Defecating on the locker room floor, an act of criminal trespass, or just a hard working man trying to blow off some steam after a tough loss? We’ll investigate THAT and so much more tonight on the Savage Sacktap, a …

Some gave all and never returned home to their families again, others spent a 6 month deployment jerking off inside of an air conditioned trailer on a well defended FOB, and now enjoy a free meal from Applebees every …

Dildos in school! An awesome day in the annals of show and tell, or a curriculum update gone wrong? AND, does it make you a bitch to complain about …

Trick or treat, go on the internet and jerk off to pictures of women’s feet. But don’t indulge your fetish just yet. It’s the last show of October, …

Group sex ends in tragedy, and the hunt for Brian Laundrie ends in embrassment for Dog the Bounty Hunter. All that and much much more coming, it’s Friday night and the feelings right for podcasting and live streaming.

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It’s 80 degrees again in October. But that won’t stop your girlfriend from dragging you to pumpkin patch to take pictures in a heavy flannel shirt. She’s doing it for the gram. I’m doing it for the people, a fresh …

Urban Meyer likes to have a good time, deal with it. We'll break down the game film from his viral video, discuss the pros and cons of throwing yourself from the roof of a building, dissect the latest uproar over Dave …

As I prepped this show, I was fighting back an explosive halal food shit, so I’m sorry but I was too distracted to write a clever cold open. The good …

Mother Nature has made the last month of summer pretty miserable with heatwaves, hurricanes, and flooding, but despite all that we are podcasting …

It’s been either 100 degrees or pouring rain for the past two weeks. An absolutely miserable way to end the summer, but at least there’s weed, …

The Taliban are in power and I spent the week jerking off to Nina Hartley videos, it’s 2021 and 20 years later, what’s old is new again! The good …

There’s no other way to put it, it’s hot as fuck in this bitch. But it’s Friday Night, which means we have to livestream. Ugly families, hot lesbos, shitty baseball movies, the latest from the big apple. Watch me drown …

Teenagers fingering each other under the watchful eyes of drunk parents at the Jersey Shore. Harmless fun, an important right of passage, or a …

Are you masked, are you vaxxed, are you mad at Simone Biles? What a goddamn week in America, it’s summer and we should be on the beach, but we’re …

I’m feeling  a bit sluggish after a day basting in the sun on the beach. The good news; I have a killer tan, the better news, I have a guest tonight to make things easier on me. Teenage vandals are running amok, people …

I did my best editing to overcome voice modulation caused by my floor fan. Gimme a break it's hot out. The summertime blues, sounds like a load of …

I’m taking a nice fat week off from life, no show next Friday so drink it in while you can cocksuckers and tit fuckers. Cosby is celebrating his Independence. Andy Dick is being Andy Dick. Plane crashes, flame cooked …

DISCLAIMER: Due to operator error (microphone positioning) the audio for this one came out all messed up. It sounds like I have a very deep voice and is a tad skippy. Deal with it.

Carl Nassib is known for wrapping up …

Lin Manuel Miranda’s ‘In The Heights’ – a cringy musical that tries too hard to be hip and woke? Or a cringy musical that tries too hard to be hip and woke while excluding members of the Afro LatinX community…maybe it’s …

We would like to remind New York City’s angel dust using schizophrenics to please stop attack old Asian ladies, we would also like to remind you to …

Another little Asian woman brutally attacked in de Blasio’s New York, it’s a shithole out there folks! Good news is, in here we’re livin the dream. …

Troubles a brewin for a member of Megadeth, Seth Rogen can’t keep his absurd opinions to himself, wildebeests are brawling inside fast food pizza …

Wokies are mad that Joe Rogan called them on their bullshit, and the homeless are glad that people are commuting into New York City once again – …

Bill Gates has been slinging hog all over the place, while the SNL writers room struggles to sling a single joke. New York’s return continues, and by return I mean return to the days when you were probably going to get …

Some Euro sluts were baring all and making love with one another for our delight, and Will Smith spent quarantine growing out a couple D cups of his …

People will tell you that you should still wear a mask outside even if you’ve been vaccinated. Those people are absolutely nuts. Stiff competition …

The NYPD is finally making moves on the zombies in Midtown, and New York Gov Andrew Cuomo wants to talk to you about your tits. We’re tawkin lotsa New York on this one, then we’ll talk about the Buddhist monk who killed …

White Claw is making moves ahead of the White Boy Summer. We’re getting drunk enough to steal a news van and rub one out on an Elmo doll. We’re …

What a week it’s been; Biden calls his son Honey, Marjorie Taylor Greene gets her pump on, Bhad Bhabie takes her clothes off, lesbian bars are in …

Women's sports are terrible, soccer is for communists, but the USWNT still wants more money. A suggestion that could really help ESPN's baseball …

Covid has ravaged our nation's obese population, and Krispy Kreme is here to profit off of it. But before we get into all that I'll review a …

Homer vs the 18th Amendment; the greatest Simpsons episode ever or the greatest Simpsons episode ever? Barstool does battle with the woke internet. …