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The Randumbness Podcast

93 EpisodesProduced by Kevin Wyer and Matt SaundersWebsite

Unscripted, Unrehearsed and Uneducated! The Randumbness Podcast is the demented brainchild of life long cousins, Kevin Wyer and Matt Saunders. A completely random (randumb?) podcast that is gauranteed to make you laugh, either with us or at us! Some will get offended, some will get triggered, but th… read more

93 Episodes | 2018 - 2021

Episode #63 | Do You Smell That?

September 27th, 2021


Can you smell what the Pod is cooking? This episode stinks! Underwear that rates farts, soft toilet seats vs. hard toilet seats, peeing on a roach, that guys chin and more! Come hang out and get dumb with us!

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Episode #62 | Tattoo Face

September 20th, 2021


Matt is back and we get extra dumb in this episode! Buttholes and Feet and Breasts, Oh My! Also Kevin's almost run in with tattoo face man! Thanks …

Episode #61 | A little silhouette-o of a pod

September 13th, 2021


This week Kevin is going solo while Matt takes care of his sick baby girl. Come listen to Kevin ramble on about penises, flip-flops, belly buttons, …

Episode #60 | Phoner Boner

September 6th, 2021


Back after 2 weeks off and we got a good one for ya! This episode has a new $100 Idea, phoner boners, gross barefoot people, naked camping and seeing a wasp take a shit. Enjoy Dummies!

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Episode #59 | They Call Me Ring Poppa

August 16th, 2021


I love it when you call me Ring Poppa! Watch these two dummies talk about having a Benjamin Button dick, Self-Propelled baby strollers, Old school …

Episode #58 | Eat it and Weep

August 9th, 2021


This weeks episode features a fan submitted $100 Idea! See if it is a good one or if we trash it! Also in this episode: Jesus is my airbag, Boobs on a lesbian Jeep, This you see on our country roads and much more! Come …

Episode #57 | Days of Blunder

August 2nd, 2021


This week we put the DUMB in Randumbness! Tune in for the hilarious stories and another great $100 Idea! Join the growing Army of Dummies today and SUBSCRIBE to the channel

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Episode #56 | Ethnic Cookouts

July 26th, 2021


How would we do at Hispanic or Black cook-outs as the white boyfriend? Find out what we think in this episode as well as: Do other animals do it …

Episode #55 | Getting Fingered

July 12th, 2021


When is the last time you got fingered? Auto Correct Ear Buds and a Dick Bit in this weeks $100 Ideas. A visit to Dick's Variety Shop. Caught with your pants down and much more in this weeks episode.

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Episode #54 | Happy 4th of July Dummies!

July 5th, 2021


Happy 4th of July to the Army of Dummies! In this episode we share some 4th of July stories, Goodwill for sex toys, Sex Toy Story movie, Other …

Episode #53 | Technical Difficulties

June 28th, 2021


***No video this week due to camera malfunction*** This week we impliment the suggestions we got from other podcasters on how to improve our show. Things like: Changing the name of the podcast, getting a female co-host, …

Episode #52 | Themorrhoids - Girl's Get Them Too!

June 21st, 2021


Back with another DUMB episode! They are now called Themorrhoids, Pooping at work, Flying snake stories, The Booger Guy and two new $100 Ideas! Enjoy the Randumbness!  

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Die Hard 7: Alarm at the Walmarts

June 14th, 2021


What does that alram at Walmart mean? Is it a tornado? Is it an active shooter situation? Where is John McClane when you need him? Why does the …

Episode #50 | Burning Down The House

June 7th, 2021


The Big 50! We celebrate our 50th episode on YouTube with our usual dumb ass conversations. We almost burn down the studio in an attemp to look cool. …

Fuxer Upper

May 31st, 2021


Kevin runs the show by himself again this week. Sit back and enjoy the epsiode as he talks about Irregular Pants, Getting yourself a "Fuxer Upper", …

Bathrooms, Horses and Ducks...Oh My!

May 24th, 2021


Bathrooms, Horses and Ducks...Oh My! In this weeks episode: Bathroom stall gaps, Weird moans from the bathroom stall, Would you rather fight 100 duck …

Milk My Dilk

May 17th, 2021


Ever had your Dilk Milked? What is a dilk? How do you milk it? Find out this week on The Randumbness Podcast. Also in this episode: The Best Race Ever, Another Weird Poop Story, Aftertizers, Frankenfurters Hot Dogs, …

Country Roads

May 10th, 2021


This weeks episode "Country Roads" gives a little insight into the type of area we live in. This weeks topics: Mini Bike Man, Matt's spots a cowboy in the wild, Bad Dad Dancing, Two New $100 Ideas: Stainless Steel …

Randumb Clip Show 2

May 3rd, 2021


This week is a special "Randumb Clip Show". Every week we hit record and start talking about the show before we actually start the show. Sometimes we get some good stuff that never makes it into the episode. These are …

Don't Be Fat

April 26th, 2021


Hey Dummies! This week we get dumb! Who is Ian Musk? What is Spacesex?, Spider on Spider Crime, Take Pride in your Appearance, Length vs. Girth, Bluetooth Blowjobs, God Sized Candy Bars, and more!

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Inadvertent Racism

April 19th, 2021


Yo Dum Dums! This week we get real serious....NOT! Kevin gets 2nd vaccine shot, Matt was Double J'd, Chuck and Larry are gay on Netflix, Inadvertent racism, The Worst States, Pooping in Space, Body Pockets and More! 


April 12th, 2021


We're back together again! This week: A sign malfunction changes the name of the podcast, Balls snapped by towel, I pissed on my hat, Interstate dog, Fake eyelashes for dogs, Rent-A-Dog, and much more!

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28 Days Later

April 5th, 2021


After no show last week, Matt is out of town this week, so Kevin is flying solo on this episode. What can you expect on this shit show this week? …

Grandpa Got Back

March 22nd, 2021


40th YouTube Episode Dummies! In this episode: Power Poopers, Kevin's Covid Shot, Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, We got a Mr. Potato Head, Old Man with a Nice Ass, Customer Service Sucks these days, LGBTQ and …

Free Pepe Le Pew

March 15th, 2021


Hello you beautiful Dum Dums! This weeks episode includes: Daylight Savings Time, The Cancelling of Pepe Le Pew, Bird Toilets, A Tricked Out Rascal …

$100 Ideas

March 8th, 2021


We said we would do it and we did! Thanks to all the Dummies out there, we hit 100 subscribers! So we give you the All $100 Idea Episode! Get ready …

Gender Neutral Potato

March 1st, 2021


What's up Army of Dummies? This week we discuss: Great tasting greens drink, Jerking off left handed, Gender neutral potatoes, Cancel culture/Gender …

Credit for a Roast Beefer

February 22nd, 2021


Whats up Dum Dums! What to expect in this weeks episode: Arby's cost to damn much, Using a dogs toothbrush, Pooping then standing up to pee, Laughing with your mouth open, 23 in Me, Being 1% Black, Moonshiner, Q-Tips …

Go Shorty, It's Ya Birfday!

February 15th, 2021


Hey Dummies! It's Kevin's Birthday Tomorrow! In this episode: Good/Bad Birthday Experiences, Horse Massage Lady, Winter Sucks, Long Underwear, Self Cleaning Clothes, Mashed Potato Chips and More!

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Road Rage Rules

February 11th, 2021


Road Rage Rules in this episode. Also, Dolphin and Japanese Guy, Russian Accents, Learning Languages, Code Talkers, What Would Kevin Do?, Chewing Gum …

A-Stink-Matism (in my brown eye)

February 8th, 2021


What's up Dummy Army! Welcome back to another dumb episode. In this episode: Kevin is diagnosed as a Witzelsucht, Somebody bought one of our shirts, We had the best week ever, Glasses update, Matt goes to a Barn Dance, …

They Call Me Brown Thumb

February 5th, 2021


A special Friday edition of the show. In this episode: What color would you be?, Composting the dead, Graveyards vs, Cemetery, Real names of cartoon …

Get your nuts outta my ice cream!

February 3rd, 2021


Welcome to Wednesday Dummies! In this mid-week episode: Hot Pocket Recall, Pizza Roll Torture, Sidewalk Mower Man, two new $100 Ideas, Chewing Hay, …

You Old Fart!

February 1st, 2021


Getting old sucks! Kevin and Matt discuss getting older, flexing on an old man at the urinal, how sleeping is dangerous, Kevin tells about a bad bus …

Paul Walker Lives! (and other unaired clips)

January 25th, 2021


Every week before the show we turn the camera on and just bullshit before we start the actual episode. Sometimes we get some good stuff that never …

Open Mic Night

January 18th, 2021


Hey Dumb Dumbs, This weeks episode is as dumb as ever! Marriage Math, Comedians for Toddlers, Open Mic Night, Puppets Podcast, Podcast+ service, Pre …

Dicky Pack

January 11th, 2021


Hello Dummies! In this weeks episode: The Movie Cliffhanger, Fluffer the Cat, Carpet Munching, Town Names, Fanny Packs, Rosetta Stone for Accents, …

Blame My Parents

January 8th, 2021


Join us for another Friday episode where we discuss the ways of the world today, Smorasbords, Twitchy Elephants, Action Hero Role Models, Breathing …

Dollar Tree Vaccine

January 6th, 2021


Hey Dummies!  We are back for another Wednesday edition of the Randumbness Podcast! In this episode: My Uncle Jeff, Gutter-Done, Hammer Time, Is the …

Hungry Horny Hippos

January 4th, 2021


Welcome to 2021 Dummies! This episode, we give our predictions for 2021, Ask if the new vaccine could give us superpowers, Telemarketer stories, $100 …

Happy New Year Dummies!

January 1st, 2021


The last episode of the year! Update on the Panda Girl, Scary Kid Toys, Animal Sounds, and a record FIVE $100 IDEAS!, including Sock Condoms, Popee (Pop/Coffee), and Pre-Sliced Ready To Eat Meatloaf Bread. End the year …

Video Game Urinals

January 1st, 2021


This special Wednesday edition of The Randumbness Podcast is Part 2 of our year end show. Matt plays "Questions for Kevin!" where we discuss running shorts and handicaped bathroom ideas. Enjoy Dummies!  Look for part 3 …

Is it gay?

December 28th, 2020


This is it, our last episode....of the year. We start out this episode talking about the end of the year and somehow spend the rest of the episode talking about gay stuff. Enjoy Dummies!

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Go Fluff Yourself

December 21st, 2020


After yet another Covid test and quarantine, the guys from The Randumbness Podcast are back at it. Described as a podcast for "People with short attention spans", this one does not disappoint! Here are just a few things …

YouTube Episode #19 - Truth Syrup

December 7th, 2020


We are back after a two week hiatus with another hilarious episode! Two brand new $100 Ideas, Matt has a mustache, What animals can you leave in a car? Find out this week on Randumbness!

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YouTube Episode - Randumb Clips - Previously Unaired Segments

November 23rd, 2020


Never before seen/heard segments from The Randumbness Podcast. All of these clips are from pre-show recordings that never made it onto the actual episodes. Enjoy Dummies!

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YouTube Episode #18 - Covid Nuts

November 16th, 2020


Covid -19 in your nuts, training with a humping bag, cutting yourself in movies, weird dreams, hover skates, podcast shout-outs and much more!

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YouTube Episode #17 - Sex on a Plane

November 9th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #17 on our YouTube channel****

Have you ever had sex on a plane? Find out how the guys from The Randumbness …

YouTube Episode #16 - Happy Halloweiner!

November 2nd, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #16 on our YouTube Channel***

Happy Halloween from Kevin and Matt!  This weeks topics include: Tampons for …

YouTube Episode #15 - Do you wipe your pee hole?

October 26th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #15 on our YouTube Channel***

We get reviewed on another podcast again this week! 

 This episode includes: Wiping …

YouTube Episode #14 - Unstuffed Animals

October 19th, 2020


Just an idea of what you will hear in this episode: Nazi Bread, Penis Lathe, Dick Barber, Bum Shopping, RUMP 2020 - "A candidate you can get behind" and LOTS more!   

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Randumb Skit - Buttholes and Stuff (Correct Version)

October 14th, 2020


If you want stuff to stuff in your butthole...come dowm to Buttholes and Stuff.

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Randumb Skit - Build-A-Bitch Workshop

October 14th, 2020


Come on in and build the woman of your dreams!

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Randumb Skit - Old Man, New Technology

October 13th, 2020


We give an old man a chance to tell us what he thinks some of our newer technology is.

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Randumb Skit - Man-Man

October 13th, 2020


He's a man, bitten by a radioactive man and gains all of the powers...of a man! 

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Randumb Skit - Dude's Weiner's

October 13th, 2020


Nothing better than a hot dude's weiner in your mouth. 

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Randumb Skit - The Randumbness Drug Ad

October 13th, 2020


COVID got you down? Maybe you need a dose of Randumbness!

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Randumb Skit - Todd Ross

October 13th, 2020


Todd Ross stops by the PBS studio to fill in for his brother, Bob Ross, on The Joy of Painting....Things go off the rails real quick. Todd is a d*ck.

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YouTube Episode #13 - Bruce Lee's Ghost

October 12th, 2020


Welcome Back Dummies! In this episode: Bruce Lee's Ghost killed our last show, Virtual Marriage App, Whats your record number of poops in a day, Hippie Fishing and more ignorant shit. 

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YouTube Episode #12 - Drag Race Penis

October 7th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #12 on our YouTube Channel***

Amish Country, Sober October, No Shave November, Kevin and Matt saw the same mans …

YouTube Episode #11 - Bad Words?

September 23rd, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #11 on our YouTube Channel***

Dick and a Girl Named Pu$$y, Acceptable Cuss Words, Bird Beak Teqnique, $100 Ideas: Wigs for Dogs and …

YouTube Episode #10 - Panda-Monium

September 17th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #10 on our YouTube Channel***

Panda Furry Sex, Mommy Talk, …

YouTube Episode #9 - Vitamin Meth

September 7th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #9 on our YouTube Channel***

Producer Tunt Thunderstone is back for this episode. Greg the homeless guy speaks! Amish midgets, taser …

YouTube Episode #8 - Start with a Fart

August 29th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #8 on our YouTube Channel***

Do you smell that? It's another episode of The Randumbness Podcast! Farts, Hernias, …

YouTube Episode #7 - Game Night at the Gay House

August 29th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #7 on our YouTube channel***

This episode may be offensive to...well, everyone. Watch at your own risk! What's in this episode you …

YouTube Episode #6 - Matt Saw A Dualicorn

August 14th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #6 on our YouTube Channel***

Matt tries to convince Kevin that he saw a Dualicorn. Also in this episode of Randumbness: finger …

YouTube Episode #5 - Hobosexual

July 28th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #5 on our YouTube Channel***

 What's in this episode you ask? Kevin and Matt get new shoes, new segment called, "First Thoughts" …

YouTube Episode #4 - Butt Shots

July 3rd, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #4 on our YouTube Channel***

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YouTube Episode #3 - Turtle Burp

July 3rd, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #3 on our YouTube Channel***

This episode is all over the …

YouTube Episode #2 - Cursery Rhymes

July 2nd, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #2 on our YouTube Channel***

The guys from Randumbness are FINALLY back in the studio! In this episode we try to get back on track …

Bonus Show: We DIDN'T Hit Record

March 15th, 2020


Well, we tried! We tried to do a video version of the podcast. We failed. But here is the audio from the show. At least you Dummies can listen to us!

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YouTube Episode #1 - We Hit Record

March 15th, 2020


***Audio ripped from Episode #1 on our YouTube Channel***

The first video edition of The Randumbness Podcast! All of the Dummies out there get to see our handsome …

The Birth of Turdy Sanchez

February 9th, 2020


In this episode: The Carnivore Diet, Bath Grenades for Men, The Birth of Turdy Sanchez, Todd Ross Skit, Questions for Kevin and Gay Vampires.

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The One With The Boogers

January 19th, 2020


What is up with sharp boogers? Buying a new mattress, Introducing rappers Too Shooz, K-Hard and Th3rd Legg. All of the usual nonsense you expect from The Randumbness Podcast. The Dummy Nation is growing! Thanks to you …

A dog named Dane Dane

January 7th, 2020


It's 2020 Dummies! Better get yo vision checked! In this episode: Drug testing your farts, New Years Resolutions, Snakes, Spiders and Russian Wasps, …

2019 Year End Review Spectacular!

December 29th, 2019


We put together some of our favorite stories and skits for this year end special. Thanks you to everyone that has listened and become one of the Dummies in 2019! Get ready for 2020 as we prepare toget even dumber! 

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Sippin' on Gin and Jews

December 22nd, 2019


Gay Questions, Munchie Rappers, Gin and Juice Pouches,Hitler's Mustache and....well, what more do you need?

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Intermittent Assting

November 18th, 2019


Vasecto-ME, Sex Robots, Intermittent Assting, Farting in a relationship,  The Road Shits and much more in this episode of Randumbness!

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Touched by an Animal

September 29th, 2019


On this episode of Randumbness: Another Thickfoot sighting, The dirty bathroom boy recruit a new guy to mess with Matt, Dolphin Rape and much more! …

Episode #13 - Motor Boner

September 15th, 2019


Hello Dummies! In this episode: Figging, Kevin is attacked by a giant turkey, Peanut Butter and Pickle Twinkies and we cry laugh trying to get threw another story about the elusive "Thickfoot".

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Episode #12 - The Legend of Thickfoot

August 31st, 2019


THICKFOOT LIVES! Plus, Matt gets punked once again by the damn dirty bathroom boys at work, we read weirdly funny news stories from other states, and much more on this episode of Randumbness!

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Episode #11 - Buttholes and Stuff

August 29th, 2019


This is a crazy one folks! Hide your kids, Hide your wives.... We go off the rails on this episode and touch on some sensitive topics. PLUS, Listen …

Episode #10 - Show us your old face

July 18th, 2019


In this episode we discuss the new FaceApp and showing your old face, what an $88 million dollar mansion looks like, bluetooth vaginal speakers for …

Episode #9 - King Size SNICKA!

April 13th, 2019


In the studio again this week is Matt Saunders. Listen as we discuss; Gay Pigeons, Matt's New Baby, Childhood Cartoons and King Size Snickers. 

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Episode #8 - Alien Buttduction

March 17th, 2019


This episode is extra dumb! Be prepared for discussions about ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, getting kicked in the balls and so much more! Let's get dumb!

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Episode #7 - Top 5 Lists

March 1st, 2019


Listen as I list my top five Movies,  TV Shows and more!

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Episode #6 - Your Parents May Be Adopted

February 12th, 2019


FYI - The audio in this episode sucks. Tried something and it did not work. But I posted anyway.Go ahead, try may like it!

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Episode #5 - Haunted Rest Stop

January 31st, 2019


In this episode I ramble on about a haunted rest stop, sitting in urinals and Introduce a new segment called "60 Second News" where I discuss the WV Education Omnibus Bill. Enjoy! SHARE! Tell all of your friends!

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Episode 4 - A Tale Of Two Midgets (Enhanced Audio)

January 23rd, 2019


I am working on making the podcast sound better. This is an enhanced version of Episode #4. How does it sound?

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Episode 4 - A Tale of Two Midgets

January 16th, 2019


In this episode I talk about telemarketers, midgets, mainstream media and more! Come on all you dummies...Listen and share! 

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Episode 3 - Happy New Year!

January 9th, 2019


In this episode I discuss New Years Resolutions, Our childish government and farts. Listen. Laugh. Learn. 

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Episode 2 - Jenna

December 28th, 2018


A short chat with my Daughter Jenna. She's cute,Listen and share!

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Episode 1 - Merry Christmas!

December 19th, 2018


This is the first episode of my new podcast, Randumbness. Listen as I ramble on and on about saying Christmas vs. Happy Holidays, Christmas …

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