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His My Arms – Will Lautzenheiser | Episode 30

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Flesh-eating bacteria. A loss of all four of his limbs. And then? That's when Will's story gets really wild.

I could've spoken to Will Lautzenheiser for days. He's a wonderfully insightful, well-spoken guy with an experience that just fascinates on every conceivable level. If you'd like to hear the uncut (three hour!) interview, you'll find it at Patreon.com/thelapse.

Huge thank you and shout out to Mara Bresnahan, without whom Will and I may never have met.

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