The Homance Chronicles

Emma Goldman was one of the most influential figures of the early 20th century. In this first part of a two-parter, we're diving deep into Emma …

We dive into the extraordinary life and career of Norma Shearer, a trailblazing actress whose name became synonymous with Hollywood glamour and …

Josephine Butler was a social reformer, women's rights activist, and an abolitionist. Her tireless efforts to advocate for the rights of women and …

Jane Addams was the eighth of nine children in a prominent family. Her father was a wealthy businessman and politician, who was connected to Abraham …

Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, known simply as Colette, was one of France's most celebrated writers of the 20th century. Born in Burgundy, …

Joan Crawford was an Oscar-winning actress, dancer and executive. Joan Crawford's extraordinary career encompassed over 45 years and some 80 films. Joan was born Lucille Fay LeSueur and had a rough childhood. Her …

Alma Maria Mahler Gropius Werfel was a composer, socialite, and a bit unhinged. Pathological cruelty, antisemitism, vanity and a sense that the world …

Fannie Porter was one of the most iconic madames during the times of the Wild Wild West. She started working as a sex working at 15 years old. By …

Joanna Hiffernan, or Joanna Heffernan, has a lot of gaps in her recorded history; as you can tell from not even knowing the correct spelling of her last name. However, the parts of her life that we do know are inspiring …

Ada Lovelace is an English mathematician and was called the First Tech Visionary by The New Yorker. She’s also been called the first computer programmer for writing an algorithm for a computing machine in the …

Peggy Guggenheim was a self-described “art addict” who sought to distinguish herself from her business-oriented relatives and make her mark on the …

In all of United States History, there has only been one woman to receive the Medal of Honor. Dr. Mary Edwards Walker is that woman. As a surgeon, …

Alice Lee Roosevelt was the first and only child born to Theodore Roosevelt and Alice Hathaway Lee. After her mother’s death, Alice, known as “Baby Lee,” lived with her aunt, Anna “Bamie” Roosevelt, while her father …

Ruth Elizabeth "Bette" Davis was an American actress with a career spanning more than 50 years and 100 acting credits. Often referred to as “The First Lady of the American Screen,” Bette Davis created a new kind of …

One of our amazing listerners submitted TWO stories that will have your jaw on the floor. These bad boys are EXPLICIT. First things first, Nicole …

Radical alternatives to consent and trauma - Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou's book, "Sexuality Beyond Consent: Risk, Race, Traumatophilia," argues that we …

Edith Bolling Galt Wilson was second wife of the 28th President, Woodrow Wilson. She served as First Lady from 1915 to 1921. After the President …

Charlotte Cushman was one of the first female actresses to play male and female roles and achieve international fame. Her voice was noted for its …

Marie Stopes shook the world. She wrote a best-selling sex-manual for women and was a controversial birth control pioneer. Weirdly, she didn't have a …

Isadora Duncan (1877-1927) was an American pioneer of dance and is an important figure in both the arts and history. Known as the “Mother of Modern …

Evelyn Nesbit is one of the original "Gibson Girls" from the late 19th century in the United States. She started posing for paintings at an early age …

Mary I of England aka Mary Tudor aka Bloody Mary was Queen of England and Ireland from July 1553 and Queen of Spain from January 1556 until her death …

Steve Q. Wiltshire has made fitness, health & mindset a priority for 3 decades! Shortly after winning the Mr. Oregon Body Building Competition, Steve developed an autoimmune disease that originated from a serious …

The life of Mary Virginia "Ginny" Eshelman aka Virginia Gibson aka Virginia Johnson aka Mary Masters.

Virginia Johnson is recognized as one of the …

Wallis Simpson went from being an American socialite to Duchess of Windsor. What a journey! She was born into money and lived a life of jet-setting around the same time planes were invented. Wallis stirred up plenty of …

Marci Marie is openly and honestly sharing her real-life jail experience with a continuously growing audience on TikTok. Her videos are light-hearted, yet still deliver some major truth bombs. She was seemingly living …

Matthew Gray has lived an uncommonly colorful and delicious life. He had an interest in food that started as a kid that ended up taking him on a wild …

Empress Sisi of Austria had a turbulent life from the time she was 15 until she passed away at age 60. She's been compared to the likes of Princess …

Joan and Jane are identical twin sisters, former therapists turned Psychiatric Entertainers, and  lifelong seekers who use their own brand of humor …

Andre Paradis, certified relationship coach, educator, and author joins us for round two! This time, Nicole has a real-life dating situation that she …

Josephine Baker was a successful entetaininer who redefined what it meant to be a black performer and took on the role of activist during World War …

Dr. Lisa Smith is a professor, hypnotherapist, author, and advocate who has helped many people for the past 20+ years overcome trauma from PTSD, abuse (physical, sexual & emotional) & other mental health issues.

Fight, Flight, Fawn...Fornicate... wait, what? Danny addresses all of the ways that humans react to different situations and emotions. Danny is best …

The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she …

Nicole went to Austin, Texas with her "traveling twin." They went to wineries with mini horses, donkeys, and llamas. Found themselves in speakeasies …

Marilyn Chambers is one of the first porn actresses to become a porn star back in the 70s. She was right along the same timeline as Linda Lovelace. They even share the same ex-husband. Marilyn's story is unqiue because …

Nicole shares a quick story about how 90s R&B legend turned minister, Montell Jordan, ended up in her DMs. Then, she dives into the history of …

Mae West was small, but mighty. Her tiny 5 ft. frame was very voluptious and she wasn't afraid to show it off. She was an American stage and film …

Diana Indries is officially part of the Homance and is co-creator of the award-winning card game for couples, Better Topics!

She used her witchy powers to manifest her husband, buy a Jaguar, and help her brother get …

Sarah follows through on her own embarassing toilet clogging / poop emergency stories as a carryover from the last episode. In true Homance style, as …

Nicole experienced some toilet troubles that ended up turning into a hilarious 3-day string of events. A comedy of errors from not knowing the …

Another oldie, but a goodie! Comedian, Alana Gonzalez, stops by to talk about being a ho on AOL Instant Messanger, getting an absurd dial-up dick pic …

This is one of our favorite episodes from the early days of the podcast. Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to …

Marci Warhaft is back! On this episode, she shares how and when she started to realize that she's a lesbian after years of being married and dating men. Once she accepted that she was romantically attracted to women she …

Sarah tells the very unique story of Tallulah Bankhead. Her life story is so different from the run-of-the-mill that there's been seven biographies …

Nicole digs into Roberta Flack's past and uncovers way more than expected. She was saying fuck y'all and doing her own thing since she was a kid. …

Wow, wow, wow! Marci Warhaft was set to have a seemingly normal life at childhood and then shit got real. At the age of 17 her whole world was …

Melissa started writing poetry when she was 18, but didn't publish her first book until she was 28. Her collection of poetry is a reflection of …

Dr. Leslie Bosch is the founder of Bosch Integrative Wellness and is a National Board Certified Health and Wellness Coach. She helps busy professionals and entrepreneurs minimize the negative effects of stress so they …

Nicole and Sarah take a jog down memory lane to share hoe stories of stage five clingers who wouldn't leave their houses. Then, they're bringing …

Intesar Toufic is a gay Lebanese graduate student living in Japan who does stand-up comedy on international politics and gay Arab shenanigans. He's a …

Ana Lennyr experienced pain and depression for most of her life. At the age of 38, she decided to take control of her life and figured out how to …

Nicole and Sarah have a catch up ho chat. It's an insider look at their conversations when there's no guest and no special topic. Get the latest on …

For over thirty years, Drs. Michael and Barbara Grossman have taught thousands of couples practical skills to create fulfilling romantic …

Taylor Sparks is a passionate erotic educator and sex goddess, certified in both holistic aromatherapy and human behavior.  With over a decade of …

Tylar Paige went through a series of toxic and abusive relationships leaving her to question why she kept ending up with these kinds of partners. Her …

Sue has 20+ years of expert training in personal development and mastering mind over matter techniques. She's an award-winning author, international radio show host and your advocate. She's helping people create their …

Soulmate list, love list, non-negotiables list...there's many different names, but they're all with the same purpose. To help you get clarity on what …

Suzanne Najarian is a sacred sexuality teacher and sex, love and relationship coach who helps people find a new connection to themselves, their …

Nicole went on a solo trip to San Diego and apprehensively fired up the ol' Tinder machine. Fortunately, she met attractive and respectful men who …

Diana Indries is the co-creator of Better Topics - a card game for couples! Diana and her husband, Robert, created a game to help couples have deeper conversations while still having fun. Better Topics is unlike other …

Sarah Rollins is a licensed social worker in the state of Michigan that owns an online mental health psychotherapy practice, Embodied Wellness, …

Amanda Sweet is the founder of The ReVamp and was recently appointed Miss Voluptuous Michigan MS. She's a beautiful soul who loves to give back to …

Erica Wiederlight is the the CEO mama bear behind 'We The Light.' She's developed a coaching business over many years that helps individuals who feel broken, inadequate and shamed around their sexuality to reclaim their …

Nicole got Covid, but before that she explored new territory with her friend with benefits. They've been in each other's lives on and off for about …

Layla London went 3.5 years without sex as she focused on her career and ended up neglecting the bedroom. One day she decided to stop wasting her pretty and create a sex bucket list. She describes her adventures along …

Self-proclaimed, "hole on legs," Tim Lagman went from living a typical early 20s lifestyle of school and work until he hooked up with a pimp! After …

Nicole and Sarah kickoff the New Year with a reality check. Where did New Year's resolutions come from? Why do people do them? How are we all still …

Friend of the pod, Kara Coraci, comes back for a second time to talk about all of the experiences, learning and progress she's made since she first …

Juan Lee is a transformational speaker, thought leader and author on the powerful principle of love. Juan shares his 30 year journey of studying and …

Nicole shares all the reasons why she's matching, texting and talking to men, but doesn't end up meeting them in person. Her outlook has shifted to …

This is one of the hoes' favorite episodes because the story is so unexpected. A friend of the show was affectionately nicknamed Sonic to remain anonymous. He was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in …

Dana B. Myers empowers women to harness their sensuality, explore their femininity and love themselves deeply. In 2005, she founded the sexy beauty brand Booty Parlor. Her products (some with pheromones) are meant to …

Hailey helps women remember their power, even if it's her own sometimes. She shares a dating experience that went from first date to roomie to ex with the quickness. And then, as if she wasn't having enough dating …

Andre is a certified life coach who teaches people how to create and maintain successful relationships. Many of the women he coaches are functioning …

Anika went through a really painful heartbreak and had a hard time dating again. Once she rebuilt her confidence and started taking her life back she …

Australian comedian, Ben Sorensen, has made the best of lockdown by doing voiceover work, appearing on podcasts, and keeping up with politics. …

Nicole and Sarah are alone this week! It's just the two of them talking about Nicole's dating disasters and telling stories about being petty. A …

Entwine is a dating app developed by Anna, a breast cancer survivor, for people with a low sex drive, celibates, and those who avoid sex due to physical pain. Because of her treatment, sex became uncomfortable both …

Chris doesn't hold back in his comedy or in this episode. This Cincinnati-based stand-up comedian started writing jokes and doing open mics after …

Paloma aka "MoMa" has helped hundreds of souls reconnect with their sexuality in order for them to consciously develop healthy and deeply fulfilling …

We collaborated with the real Samantha Jones from the Sext and the City podcast to talk about the fake Samantha Jones and to answer questions Carrie …

Jared Troth, aka INVOT, was living a go-go boy, gold digger, carefree lifestyle that got him laid a lot, but didn't provide him with a fulfilling …

Lily Walford, is an international dating coach who helps busy professionals date safely and successfully even though the dating industry focuses on …

David Chambers had a habit of getting into relationships that lacked authentic connection. He decided to take accountability for choosing the wrong partners and worked on his own issues to stop the cycle. Now, he's …

Kevin O'Connor interviewed over 1,000 women and went through his own dating experiences post-divorce to come up with The Online Dating Recipe. He …

Celebrity guest, Brimstone, is no stranger to kicking ass and taking names -- in and out of the ring! He was a pro-wrestler for many years because he …

Rabbi Brian reframes religion to be approachable and fun. He's created a safe space for everyone to experience religion in their own way. The God word is only used to refer to the God of your understanding, or maybe not …

Your hoes were guests on Kink in the Chain podcast! We learned, we shared, we laughed. This episode has it all. Stories from our past. Our opinions on BDSM/Pride controversy. And, they actually trusted us to give …

Anwar White specializes in coaching smart and successful women in finding long-term relationships. He wants to get you unstuck, but you have to put …

Lori has never been married, so she's had the joy of dating for 30 years! She decided to put all her awful and cringeworthy experiences into a …

We were guests on the Crushgasm podcast and revealed that we had the SAME crush in high school. Every high school has that one guy, that Jordan …

Dr. Barbara Dalle Pezze is helping coach people through some of the toughest times in their lives. After going through a divorce, she wanted to share her story in 'The Unexpected Gift' to let everyone else know they …

Jon McCaffrey produces the monthly JOKR comedy show in Detroit at Bagley Central. Jon shares some of his parenting "memories," while discussing some of his firsts as a teenager. This includes the one and only time het …

Johanna Medranda is a metro Detroit comedian, producer, and podcaster. Johanna spent her quarantine time becoming more self-aware and edging toxic behaviors and people out of her life. Through that process, she came out …

Dayna Pereira hosts a comedy podcast called, That Trophy Wife Life, and had the Homance on as guests! Dayna is your favorite participation trophy wife. We talked about bad dates, getting caught up in bad dating …

Lee Jagger is the CEO and founder of Rock The Bedroom — the only sex education community of its kind. Lee overcame homelessness and poverty by answering a random Craig's List ad for a massage therapist. Fast forward a …

Becca Ribbing is a career coach and author of The Clarity Journal. She's been helping people get unstuck for over a decade. She even found herself going in circles at one point. She started asking herself some really …

Shelley explains what a sommelier does and how to find the perfect pairings for you. Even if your pairing is fried chicken and champagne, she's gonna hook you up. The more you know about yourself, the easier it is to …

Chelle Sloan is witty as hell, relatable AF and an inspiration. She's a former sports reporter who decided to finish her master's degree and become a contemporary romance author. She also stumbled into TikTok fame as …

Dr. Brandon Yuenger Saw the light! He was going to school for physical therapy and didn't know what was wrong with him. Turns out, it was a calling …

Jordan Power is hilarious, honest and open with us about how he found out his dad was gay, how he told his mom he's gay and what it's like to have …

A friend of the pod stops by to play a game, go down memory lane and give Nicole dating advice. He tells a story about a party at his first …

Nichole Kolman can read energy, which means she can see things others can't and deliver answers no one else can give you. As a heyoka empath, she …

Kate went through a traumatic brain injury that caused her whole life to change. She shared with us some of her first dating experiences …

Michelle Warnica is a soul purpose and higher consciousness coach who focuses on helping others answer the question, "Why am I here?" She can help …

EJ Watson is a hilarious stand up comedian, producer and co-host of Ride AAlong Podcast. He went through all of the traditional steps in life and …

Frances is the Founder/Captain Awkward/CEO of Awkward Essentials and inventor of the Drip Stick -- an after sex cleanup sponge. Frances was inspired …

There were multiple times within this episode where Rachel and Imani from the Relationships, Romance & Propaganda podcast had us saying, "Oh no …

Coach Dee is a specialist in effective communication, a motivational speaker and a bestselling author. She's been helping people transform their …

Michael Anthony was born to a drug addict mother, abusive step father and a racist grandmother. His family lived in poverty and was often homeless while being members of the Mormon church. He found success on his own …

Kelly T. tells us how the camping story from the previous episode ends. Then, shares a series of drunken strong man competition stories that she …

Our favorite ginger, Kelly T., came back to the show to tell us about a time that she invited Sarah to a wedding in West Virginia. Sarah didn't know the people getting married and invited two guys on the trip that Kelly …

Bing Fraser has traveled the world and learned all of the mistakes the hard way so you don't have to. He's included all of his misadventures in a new …

Dr. Alison J. Kay is the epitome of good vibes. She is a pioneer in the field of energy medicine and the founder of the Vibrational UPgrade System. …

Stephanie went through a divorce and ended up finding herself. She battled depression, fake friends and heartbreak. She's now in a healthy and happy relationship and gives credit to journaling to help her get to this …

Remy has never used a dating app, yet he still managed to meet someone new during a pandemic! A casual Zoom call with acquaintances turned into a wild weekend in New York for Christmas. This story sounds like a Hallmark …

Dr. April has dedicated her life to relationship counseling, life coaching and helping people rejuvenate their relationships. We talk about …

Sharon Polsky is one of the top health and wellness experts in the world. She has a unique understanding of overall health. Everyone can learn …

Keira Poulsen is an intuitive energetic healer, business coach and mom of 5 children! She broke up with the Mormon religion and got into a …

Naturopathic doctor and acupuncturist Jannine Krause from The Health Fix podcast helps empower us to go back to basics with our health. She talks about her hippie roots, seeing her mom go through cancer and just how bad …

Liyah Jae from Adult Card Podcast gives us the inside scoop on what it's like to be in your early 20's in 2020. We talk about college students' …

Maz is an inspirational author, blogger, YouTuber and self-development coach. After a history of abuse, drug addiction, weight gain and trauma she turned her life around and now mentors people around the world to …

AJ Marks and Megan Sola-Guinto are two American musicians studying in England who are extremely talented and hilarious and showcasing the obvious …

Sarah got the 'Rona and Nicole is a changed person. Sarah talks about her experience with Coronavirus and gives some advice for others who could end …

Dr. Jeanine Staples is an associate professor, scholar and founder of “The Supreme Love Project” where she coaches women how to heal the terrors in …

T. Barb is the queen of all things! She's a mother, comedian, radio personality, author, entrepreneur, vegan chef and runs a hot dog cart business. In this episode, she explains how you don't have to stay where you …

Teri Reeves is an inspiration to us all. She's challenging the status quo. She's asking women, "Why is it hard to say you're beautiful?" What makes …

Lisa Jo teaches us millennials a thing or two about social media. She spent her time during quarantine taking over TikTok, Instagram and jumping on …

Dr. Nima is on a mission to help you dissolve your ROOT CAUSES of stress and trauma. You're not broken. You can do the work to clear emotional …

Heidi Busche is a relationship expert and coach who believes that true love and intimacy are accessible to everyone. Heidi wrote 'Relationship Ready: …

Kate Harvie is a survivor of a traumatic brain injury, which is the impetus for her first book, 'Believe It and Behave It: How to Restart, Reset, and …

WE'RE BACK! Nicole talks about how trying to date during quarantine drove her to go on a dick detox. She started a workshop offered by …

Lauren Berlingeri is Co-Founder and Co-CEO of HigherDOSE -premier infrared sauna spas and sauna blankets. Lauren started her career as an international model and starred in her own show, “Woman vs. Workout." She …

Quarantine has finally made us lose our minds. You can hear it happen in real-time during our Zoom episode with the guys from JOKR. The most important takeaway: Jon's name is now UniJonner. 

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Nicole and Sarah talk about the current struggles of being under quarantine due to Coronavirus. The biggest question is what happens next? If the …

We did a virtual swapcast with our friends, Remy and Lauren, from the 'Tales From The Barside' podcast. We practiced social distancing podcasting! We talk about surviving the "Rona," home invasions, dating virgins and …

The amazingly wonderful Johanna Medranda graces us with her presence on this very special 100th episode! Y'all, she met LIZZO! You can hear about …

Comedy show producer, Dan Wallack, talks about how he needed a hobby, met his wife and survived a National Lampoon's style Thanksgiving trip. Check out his monthly comedy showcase, JOKR, at Bagley Central in Detroit. 

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Andrew the Wild is back with another Tinder story. This time he went on a dream date and then used Tinder to find her. We all talk about how we don't …

Award-winning romantic comedy author, Lisa Becker, shares her online dating success story and journey to becoming a chick lit writer. The way she met …

Longtime listener and friend of the show, Reuben aka Lord Reubles, is an amazing tattooer, but he's seen some shit. He spills all the tea about crazy cover-ups, medical emergencies and awkward placements. 

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Comedian, Alana Gonzalez, stops by to talk about being a ho on AOL Instant Messanger, getting an absurd dial-up dick pic and nearly escaping death from Dexter's apartment. The 90's, it was a crazy time to be a teenager. 

Nicole and Sarah both know men who have purchased fake boobs for their wives and then ended up divorced! Why are boobs so important to people? What …

Hailey Zureich is the Metro Detroit Comedy scene Posh Spice. Her preforming career is old enough to vote and stage style is all about storytelling, …

Stand-up comedian and show producer, Connor Meade, asks the deep and meaningful questions, like "What kind of stool are you?" She also explains sex …

Robin once felt like she was going off the rails of the crazy train and then decided to turn her life around and help others. She shares some life lessons about boundaries, loving yourself and even a dating secret from …

Bob's back and tells some hilarious Tinder date stories from his past. He took Tindering to a whole new level. Just when he thought he hit the …

Is it sexy or creepy when someone watches you have sex with someone else? What if the third party wasn't invited? Sarah shares two stories where a person just pops up unannounced to watch people have sex. Can you get …

Lori Jean Glass aka LJ helps people with relationship challenges. She shares some of her own personal experiences with childhood trauma and how it affected her life, including a dating disaster story! She developed The …

Nicole recaps some recent dating experiences where she tried to go with the flow and it resulted in ultimate f*ck boy behavior. Going with "le flow" …

"I don't do friends," is something that our guest, Andrew the Wild, said straight out of the gate. However, him and Sarah went on a date and are now besties. It doesn't stop there though. Listen to his extremely …

Jon McCaffrey is a man with many hats including, live comedy show producer, mailman and single father. We talk about all of it! Everything from teenage mistakes to dating after divorce. Check out his two comedy shows in …

Joe Aasim is a living memory! He's had every job known to man including, but not limited to: 900 number operator, fortune teller and bicycle mechanic. He will also make all your fantasies come true as long as you're …

It's a treat to have comedian, Amanda Brewington, on the show! She's a serial monogamous who happened to find the most perfect and least perfect …

This week we had the pleasure of chatting with comedian, Mike Boone, about how he beat cancer and used his experience to start doing stand-up comedy. …

Nicole and Sarah once again grace the stage at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, MI. Sarah tells the acid wedding date story again, but with MORE details. …

Nicole goes to an annual Halloween institution in Detroit, Theatre Bizarre. It's at the Masonic Temple, where there are eight floors of white people …

Sarah dated a guy who seemed like he had potential until his secret drug use was no longer a secret. This guy will forever be known as, 'Rocky's …

Nicole goes to Aruba and finds herself enjoying everything this happy little island has to offer. She went tubing, sailing, snorkeling and …

Nicole went to a 'Saved by the 90's' concert on a first date. The music was the only good thing that happened. This disaster of a date started out …

Sarah travels to Provincetown, Mass. and almost immediately meets a man named, Juicy. We all know this didn't go well, but of course, he's in love. Then, she continues to toy with other men's hearts because she thinks …

Nicole gets a couple of birthday surprises that she did not want. Her birthday booty call "lost" the condom. Then, when she was out with friends she …

One of Sarah's internet dating matches appears unexpectedly in real life. As he approached her, he gave her a smile worth a 1,000 dollars. 

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The Homance sits down with Detroit sexpot, Sarah Shamo. She talks about the inspiration behind her photo shoots and the brand she's trying to create. …

Jessica is back to tell us all about the love of her life that she met at the Faster Horses Festival. She also thought she was a champ and would be …

Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to avoid an M.I.P in college. She accidentally mixed edibles, Burnett's …

The Homance visited the Sitting Down With Stand Ups podcast studio to commence the long-awaited and undeniably hilarious comedy mashup that is about to grace your ears. Marcco, Dan and Jon, give us insight on how far …

Sarah is going through a breakup, but no one really even knew she was in a relationship. She spent some time wallowing in sadness and is now trying to move on. Onto dating apps... Single Sarah is back in the wild. No …

Comedian Mike Eshaq, aka Mike from Detroit, aka Public Yemeni #1, explains why edibles ruin everything! He shares two of his best/most horrible edible stories that are both technically centered around his dating life. 

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Grown ass men are still out here catfishing women in 2019. Thankfully, it didn't happen to either one of the hoes, but it did happen to someone they …

Special guest, Bob Wieck, joins the Homance this week to tell a hilarious story that proves weed isn't for everyone. You can find Bob teaching and performing improv at Go Comedy in Ferndale, MI and at the Detroit Improv …

A Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a …

Nicole's latest situationship did not go well. It seemed as though they both lost interest. Then, when she didn't respond to one of his text messages …

Nicole pulls a Sarah and actually forgets to do something! She was distracted and spaced out on paying her tab at the bar. After she realizes her …

The Homance takes to the stage for an "in your face" live show with stand-up comedian, Johanna Medranda. Nothing is off limits! They talk about porn fantasies, STIs and spicy sex stuff (literally). 

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Is getting your butt cheeks tattooed taking it too far? Sarah went on another tattoo adventure and had to have her butt cheek exposed the whole time. …

Nicole and Sarah had a super, super, super Sunday that involved brunch, bad advice and sex toys. They've been ignorant to the dildo game...until now. 

EXTRA BONUS CONTENT!!! There's more to the 'I Left Him on the Beach' story! And, spoiler alert, Nicole has never kissed a girl. 

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Nicole and Sarah rant, rave and review some of their favorite TV shows, including the wild ass '90 Day Fiance.' Then, answer personal questions that …

The universe is really trying Nicole again. She has a run-in with a guy before she goes on a date with him and then again after the date! And the …

A dear friend of the show, Eric Thomas, stops by to go down memory lane and talk about the current dating climate. Eric and Nicole share wild stories …

Special guest and friend, Keagan, joins the Homance to talk about her recent girls' trip to the Dominican Republic. And, she doesn't hold back. …

There are actual cuddle parties that people can go to like a 'Fight Club.' Sarah did some research on the subject and tells you everything you never wanted to know, but NEED TO KNOW. Yes, people are professional …

Nicole matches with a guy from Bumble (a dating app) who keeps asking for a cuddle session even though they've never met in-person. 

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Have you ever found someone else's underwear at your hookup's house? When did leaving panties behind become a thing? Well, Nicole now has first-hand …

Nicole goes on a date with her first fan boy. The date was awkward, creepy and downright uncomfortable...yet flattering. 

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The Homance goes on the road to Fort Wayne, Indiana. This is the live show recording from 816 Pint & Slice. The hoes made friends quick and asked …

Omar is still hanging out with us and talking about the stigmas and stereotypes around hooking up on a first date. We ask him why men won't consider having relationships with women that they sleep with on the first …

It's a listener story! Sarah and Nicole read through the details and make commentary on one of our listener's wild nights out with her book club. She …

Special guest, Omar, shares a time when he was berated with racial slurs and stereotypes during a one night stand and it wasn't a turn off. As he …

The Homance welcomes their good friend, Omar, as a guest this week. He has vintage stories for days about Sarah that come out of the vault. …

Sarah has a near death experience in her Uber, yet she ends up taking a selfie with the driver. A real turn-by-turn of events. 

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Sarah and Nicole barely make it to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the Maumee, Mary and Joseph Comedy Festival in one piece even though they traveled …

Nicole gets an offer to clear out the cobwebs and schedules a dick appointment. Single ladies...we've all been there. 

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Lisa is back and spilling all the tea on her latest relationship fallout. You'd think her ex was Channing Tatum with all the attention he gets. Turns out, he's just a bankrupt womanizer with Tourette Syndrome and a …

The Homance invited their friend's hilarious mom onto the show. Lisa has so many dating disaster stories that we couldn't fit them all in one …

Nicole saw a coworker leave his phone on a treadmill and did nothing except watch him try to find it. This dick move is a lesson in tough love. 

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It's been a whole year! The Homance celebrated by doing a live show at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, Michigan thanks to Honorary Mentions Comedy. Laugh …

Do you like to set the mood? Sarah doesn't give a fuck because the last time she asked for romance things went awry. Whereas, Nicole likes to find …

Nicole and Sarah debate on whether getting back together with an ex can actually work. Nicole has an ice cold bitch philosophy, while Sarah thrives …

Friend/listener story time! There's a lot happening in this one: black walnut stains, a promotion and mystery meat BBQ. 

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The Homance went to see a friend's hard rock band play at an small venue. They spot two guys who look somewhat normal and like they don't belong at …

Sarah traveled to Guadalajara, Mexico where she encountered cat calls, compliments and curiosity about her tattoos.

Have a weird tattoo story? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com.

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The Homance talks a little pop culture before getting into a vintage story about an all-day charity bar crawl. They were basically crawling back …

Nicole tells a vintage story about a guy who used big words to distract her from his terrible personality. They never went out on a date, but still …

The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she …

A friend of the Homance is looking to take a trip to Fucktown with her new young boy toy. Unfortunately, she has an awkward encounter on the way and then caps off the trip with a bit of vomit.

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Sarah has mentioned "The Russian" on several episodes. She FINALLY gives us the entire story! She takes us on a journey filled with poor choices, awkward moments and Russian dick. 

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Sarah is not sorry for partying. Her and Lord Reubles went down a dark path of Monster energy mixed with vodka. The drunk tornado swirled it's way to …

Sarah and London Mike acted like snowbirds and went to Florida for a mid-winter break. Things didn't get crazy, but Sarah still managed to fall in a …

The Homance welcomes longtime friend, Carmen, as a guest this week. It's the ultimate girl talk! You'll laugh non-stop as these three single ladies …

Fellas, stick to the script. Don't try to be cute and give our pets unwanted nicknames. 

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Ever had a FaceTime hookup? Is it weird to FaceTime when you haven't met in person? What if someone screenshots you? The Homance shares their experiences, insecurities and guidelines when it comes to all things …

Sunday funday leads to an awkward encounter with a Lyft driver. The Homance can't do anything without a story.

It's a compilation of Cancun stories from Nicole and Sarah. Nicole compares her Cancun vacation from when she was 19-years-old versus her current …

Sarah wants to be "punished" by her new celebrity crush. Apparently, Jon Bernthal a.k.a The Punisher a.k.a Shane from The Walking Dead has really got this thirsty bitch sprung. 

Nicole apparently makes a good chili, but not a good dating partner. She accidentally matches with a friend of a friend and things go south quick. …

Sarah isn't even on dating apps, but still finds herself in an awkward online dating situation. Homance to the rescue. 

Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com. Don't worry, you and everyone …

Things get deep this week! Special guest, Amber Huyghe, empowerment and self-love public speaker, shares details from a situationship that resulted …

Nicole tries to create her own 'Love Connection' by sliding into the DMs of one of the show's contestants. 

Got a 'sliding into the DMs' story? Send …

The Chicago New Year's Eve story continues and doesn't disappoint. The Homance gets their lives together after having the worst hangovers ever. They meet up with an eclectic group of friends and that's when things pop …

Nicole breaks down her experience watching Netflix's choose your own adventure movie, 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.' She got Bandersnatched!

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The Homance went on a road trip several years ago to Chicago for New Year's Eve where they knew everyone and no one at the same time. Sarah was …

Nicole relives a ridiculously hilarious situation from her family vacation at Christmastime last year. The craziest stories always come from Florida; …

Nicole goes on a juicy impromptu Bumble date where her gypsy magic goes into full effect. She went out with him for the opportunity to get  dicked …

Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole …

Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a …

It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our …

Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. …

Nicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled …

Vegas strikes again! This time, honorary ho Megan, blows our minds with her recent girls trip: four days, 18 girls, six-figures spent, two pool …

Nicole breaks down her recent dating experience where all the boxes were checked, but the chemistry lacked. Sarah is inspired by the Tinder machine …

Sarah went exploring out west and in the windy city. She visited friends in Denver and they roadtriped it to Santa Fe for the full Meow Wolf …

It's our first crossover episode! We linked up with the Spell Cast Podcast to talk about how to channel your intuition, spiritual guidance and positive energies when dealing with all things related to relationships. …

Nicole and Sarah try to hang like they're in their 20s again. They had a blasty blast at the Alina Baraz concert and only had one or two weird …

This week the Homance welcomes special guest, Garrett aka @djgtrain, from Lawrence Fucking Kansas (LFK). He shares some of the crazy shit he's seen as a veteran in the DJ game. There's lots of talk about random …

Sarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. …

Part 2 of this story takes the Homance to a club with all the awkward dinner guests. Then, before you know it, the laws of attraction kick in (or the 700 drinks) and the ladies have their eyes on the prize. They keep …

This week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree. 

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The Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their …

After a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share …

What happens when Nicole, a.k.a. "So Not Adventure Barbie," meets a real life Adventure Ken? Let's just say things escalated quickly! This story is …

The Homance welcomes special guest, stand up comedian, Kara Coraci! She keeps it real. We discuss everything from DUIs to laser hair removal. Kara shares some personal stories that will make you bust out laughing, yet …

There's a male guest on the show who we'll call, 'Sonic.' He shares his own Twilight Zone story about a time he was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in his apartment. His story will take you on a …

All the feels. Nicole shares a story about a wannabe lover and how it just never seems to work out. Wait for the professional twist at the end! 

Nicole goes on a boat with Hot Pants, Glitter Bomb and a bunch of fruit while Sarah and Londie play cards and crash a party. 

Sarah gets her groove back and Nicole's past comes back. The Homance meets up with girlfriends for dinner and Sarah ends up on a tour bus. Nicole is …

Getting hit on should make you feel good, right? What if it's in front of your parents? 

Sarah finally fills us in on some of her adventures in Germany! Then, Nicole spills the tea on a spontaneous date she had while Sarah was visiting a …

Nicole goes on a date with the Dr. Chef and it can't just be normal. There's a conversation on said date about how people present themselves online …

Sarah and London Mike go on a field trip to America's Roller Coast. #noad It's a full day of amusement part domination: Steel Vengeance, cider …

The homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, …

The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so …

Facts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with …

Nicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more …

There's only room for one type of magic on a date with Nicole...Gypsy Magic. Let's just say there was magic on her most recent date, but it wasn't …

Buckle up, people! It's a bumpy ride. Nicole and Sarah had their own little Sunday Funday before the podcast started...and let's just say...you can …

Nicole and London Mike actually went to fucking London and survived to talk about it. 

Nicole, Sarah and special guest, Rachel, go into the Homance vault and divulge various uncomfortable scenarios with random dudes. 

Our new best friend, Rachel, joins us to share two hilarious vintage stories that are sure to delight. Be prepared for a real life bar encounter and an online app hookup gone awry. Rachel also designed our Drinks, Dicks …

Nicole and Sarah rant about going to the gym and all of the ridiculous antics that shouldn't be allowed...but happen anyway. 

Extended and unedited! This week, there's a 'Side Piece' and a full-length episode in "one fell swoop." You'll get the reference once you listen. …

Kelly T makes a celebrity appearance! Granny panties, candy waffles, broken signs and more.

Sarah quickly ruins her own fantasy of a romantic night by a pond with all that reality has to offer. Then, proceeds to ruin the fantasy for Nicole …

Nicole and Sarah discuss a friend's relationship with an older man. They also recap the Detroit Podcast Festival where they did a live show. Then, …

How'd the Homance begin? Find out. 

Nicole and Sarah introduce you to Homance 2.0 and breaks down day drinking, near death experiences and a special moment with Mr. Detroit. 

Nicole is annoyed by her friend's use of Daryl's signature "baby" in their text conversation. 

Nicole, Sarah and Kelly T take on German Park hungover. So much weirdness. Nicole sorta dates Sorta Black Willie. 

Nicole and London Mike present Sarah with a precious gift. 

Sarah describes a project she worked on and it's inappropriate name. 

Nicole discusses the outcome of her brunch with the personal trainer she was set up with by her co-worker. Sarah details the night that Nicole met …

Sarah dives right into a vintage homance story about the time she went on a date with a middle eastern salesman from a mall kiosk. Nicole gets mildly …