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The Homance Chronicles

281 EpisodesProduced by Nicole Bonneville and Sarah AndoWebsite

Welcome to The Homance Chronicles podcast, where hosts Nicole Bonneville and Sarah Ando share their stories of friendship, empowerment, and breaking the mold with a twist. With more than a decade of friendship under their belt, they share their personal experiences with dating disasters, sex fails, … read more

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Episode 240: Hoes of History: Emma Goldman - Part 1

May 25th, 2023


Emma Goldman was one of the most influential figures of the early 20th century. In this first part of a two-parter, we're diving deep into Emma …

Episode 239: Hoes of History: Norma Shearer

May 18th, 2023


We dive into the extraordinary life and career of Norma Shearer, a trailblazing actress whose name became synonymous with Hollywood glamour and …

Episode 238: Hoes of History: Josephine Butler

May 11th, 2023


Josephine Butler was a social reformer, women's rights activist, and an abolitionist. Her tireless efforts to advocate for the rights of women and …

Episode 237: Hoes of History: Jane Addams

May 4th, 2023


Jane Addams was the eighth of nine children in a prominent family. Her father was a wealthy businessman and politician, who was connected to Abraham …

Episode 236: Hoes of History: Colette

April 27th, 2023


Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, known simply as Colette, was one of France's most celebrated writers of the 20th century. Born in Burgundy, …

Episode 235: Hoes of History: Joan Crawford

April 20th, 2023


Joan Crawford was an Oscar-winning actress, dancer and executive. Joan Crawford's extraordinary career encompassed over 45 years and some 80 films. Joan was born Lucille Fay LeSueur and had a rough childhood. Her …

Episode 234: Hoes of History: Alma Mahler

April 13th, 2023


Alma Maria Mahler Gropius Werfel was a composer, socialite, and a bit unhinged. Pathological cruelty, antisemitism, vanity and a sense that the world …

Episode 233: Hoes of History: Fannie Porter

April 6th, 2023


Fannie Porter was one of the most iconic madames during the times of the Wild Wild West. She started working as a sex working at 15 years old. By …

Episode 232: Hoes of History: Joanna Hiffernan

March 30th, 2023


Joanna Hiffernan, or Joanna Heffernan, has a lot of gaps in her recorded history; as you can tell from not even knowing the correct spelling of her last name. However, the parts of her life that we do know are inspiring …

Episode 231: Hoes of History: Ada Lovelace

March 23rd, 2023


Ada Lovelace is an English mathematician and was called the First Tech Visionary by The New Yorker. She’s also been called the first computer programmer for writing an algorithm for a computing machine in the …

Episode 230: Hoes of History: Peggy Guggenheim

March 16th, 2023


Peggy Guggenheim was a self-described “art addict” who sought to distinguish herself from her business-oriented relatives and make her mark on the …

Episode 229: Hoes of History: Dr. Mary Edwards Walker

March 9th, 2023


In all of United States History, there has only been one woman to receive the Medal of Honor. Dr. Mary Edwards Walker is that woman. As a surgeon, …

Episode 228: Hoes of History: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

March 2nd, 2023


Alice Lee Roosevelt was the first and only child born to Theodore Roosevelt and Alice Hathaway Lee. After her mother’s death, Alice, known as “Baby Lee,” lived with her aunt, Anna “Bamie” Roosevelt, while her father …

Episode 227: Hoes of History: Bette Davis

February 23rd, 2023


Ruth Elizabeth "Bette" Davis was an American actress with a career spanning more than 50 years and 100 acting credits. Often referred to as “The First Lady of the American Screen,” Bette Davis created a new kind of …

Episode 226: Listener Stories: Body Folds and Baby Coos

February 16th, 2023


One of our amazing listerners submitted TWO stories that will have your jaw on the floor. These bad boys are EXPLICIT. First things first, Nicole …

Episode 225: Sexuality Beyond Consent feat. Psychoanalyst Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou

February 9th, 2023


Radical alternatives to consent and trauma - Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou's book, "Sexuality Beyond Consent: Risk, Race, Traumatophilia," argues that we …

Episode 224: Hoes of History: Edith Wilson

February 2nd, 2023


Edith Bolling Galt Wilson was second wife of the 28th President, Woodrow Wilson. She served as First Lady from 1915 to 1921. After the President …

Episode 223: Hoes of History: Charlotte Cushman

January 26th, 2023


Charlotte Cushman was one of the first female actresses to play male and female roles and achieve international fame. Her voice was noted for its …

Episode 222: Hoes of History: Marie Stopes

January 12th, 2023


Marie Stopes shook the world. She wrote a best-selling sex-manual for women and was a controversial birth control pioneer. Weirdly, she didn't have a …

Episode 221: Hoes of History: Isadora Duncan

January 5th, 2023


Isadora Duncan (1877-1927) was an American pioneer of dance and is an important figure in both the arts and history. Known as the “Mother of Modern …

Episode 220: Hoes of History: Evelyn Nesbit

December 29th, 2022


Evelyn Nesbit is one of the original "Gibson Girls" from the late 19th century in the United States. She started posing for paintings at an early age …

Episode 219: Hoes of History: Mary I of England

December 22nd, 2022


Mary I of England aka Mary Tudor aka Bloody Mary was Queen of England and Ireland from July 1553 and Queen of Spain from January 1556 until her death …

Episode 218: Taking Charge of your Health, Body, and Mindset feat. Author and Coach Steve Q. Wiltshire

December 15th, 2022


Steve Q. Wiltshire has made fitness, health & mindset a priority for 3 decades! Shortly after winning the Mr. Oregon Body Building Competition, Steve developed an autoimmune disease that originated from a serious …

Episode 217: Hoes of History: Virginia Johnson

December 8th, 2022


The life of Mary Virginia "Ginny" Eshelman aka Virginia Gibson aka Virginia Johnson aka Mary Masters.

Virginia Johnson is recognized as one of the …

Episode 216: Hoes of History: Wallis Simpson

December 1st, 2022


Wallis Simpson went from being an American socialite to Duchess of Windsor. What a journey! She was born into money and lived a life of jet-setting around the same time planes were invented. Wallis stirred up plenty of …

Episode 215: How do you still be a girl in jail? feat. Inmate turned Advocate Marci Marie

November 24th, 2022


Marci Marie is openly and honestly sharing her real-life jail experience with a continuously growing audience on TikTok. Her videos are light-hearted, yet still deliver some major truth bombs. She was seemingly living …

Episode 214: Emotional Eater? Me too. feat. Chef and Author Matthew Gray

November 17th, 2022


Matthew Gray has lived an uncommonly colorful and delicious life. He had an interest in food that started as a kid that ended up taking him on a wild …

Episode 213: Hoes of History: Empress Sisi

November 10th, 2022


Empress Sisi of Austria had a turbulent life from the time she was 15 until she passed away at age 60. She's been compared to the likes of Princess …

Episode 212: I Don't Recall feat. Therapy Twins Joan and Jane

November 3rd, 2022


Joan and Jane are identical twin sisters, former therapists turned Psychiatric Entertainers, and  lifelong seekers who use their own brand of humor …

Episode 211: The Difference Between Boys, Guys, and Men feat. Relationship Coach Andre Paradis

October 27th, 2022


Andre Paradis, certified relationship coach, educator, and author joins us for round two! This time, Nicole has a real-life dating situation that she …

Episode 210: Hoes of History: Josephine Baker

October 20th, 2022


Josephine Baker was a successful entetaininer who redefined what it meant to be a black performer and took on the role of activist during World War …

Episode 209: Don't Keep Secrets! feat. Victim Advocate Dr. Lisa Smith

October 13th, 2022


Dr. Lisa Smith is a professor, hypnotherapist, author, and advocate who has helped many people for the past 20+ years overcome trauma from PTSD, abuse (physical, sexual & emotional) & other mental health issues.

Episode 208: All the F Words feat. The Trauma Expert Danny Greeves

October 6th, 2022


Fight, Flight, Fawn...Fornicate... wait, what? Danny addresses all of the ways that humans react to different situations and emotions. Danny is best …

Episode 207: Replay of Episode 48: Let Your Intuition Guide You feat. Spiritual Medium Lisa Jesswein

September 29th, 2022


The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she …

Episode 206: I Left My DNA All Over Austin

September 22nd, 2022


Nicole went to Austin, Texas with her "traveling twin." They went to wineries with mini horses, donkeys, and llamas. Found themselves in speakeasies …

Episode 205: Hoes of History: Marilyn Chambers

September 15th, 2022


Marilyn Chambers is one of the first porn actresses to become a porn star back in the 70s. She was right along the same timeline as Linda Lovelace. They even share the same ex-husband. Marilyn's story is unqiue because …

Episode 204: Hoes of History: Betty Dodson

September 8th, 2022


Nicole shares a quick story about how 90s R&B legend turned minister, Montell Jordan, ended up in her DMs. Then, she dives into the history of …

Episode 203: Hoes of History: Mae West Part 2

September 1st, 2022


Mae West was small, but mighty. Her tiny 5 ft. frame was very voluptious and she wasn't afraid to show it off. She was an American stage and film …

Episode 202: Manifestation for Dummies feat. Game Inventor Diana Indries

August 25th, 2022


Diana Indries is officially part of the Homance and is co-creator of the award-winning card game for couples, Better Topics!

She used her witchy powers to manifest her husband, buy a Jaguar, and help her brother get …

Episode 201: Sh!t 'N Git and Hoes of History: Mae West Part 1

August 18th, 2022


Sarah follows through on her own embarassing toilet clogging / poop emergency stories as a carryover from the last episode. In true Homance style, as …

Episode 200: Poop Emergency and Hoes of History: Lady Godiva

August 11th, 2022


Nicole experienced some toilet troubles that ended up turning into a hilarious 3-day string of events. A comedy of errors from not knowing the …

Episode 199: Replay of Episode 95: Casually Teenaging feat. Comedian Alana Gonzalez

August 4th, 2022


Another oldie, but a goodie! Comedian, Alana Gonzalez, stops by to talk about being a ho on AOL Instant Messanger, getting an absurd dial-up dick pic …

Episode 198: Replay of Episode 71: The Girl Who Swam in the Pond feat. Jessica

July 28th, 2022


This is one of our favorite episodes from the early days of the podcast. Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to …

Episode 197: Coming out at 50 feat. Author and Resiliency Rebel Marci Warhaft

July 21st, 2022


Marci Warhaft is back! On this episode, she shares how and when she started to realize that she's a lesbian after years of being married and dating men. Once she accepted that she was romantically attracted to women she …

Episode 196: Hoes of History: Tallulah Bankhead

July 14th, 2022


Sarah tells the very unique story of Tallulah Bankhead. Her life story is so different from the run-of-the-mill that there's been seven biographies …

Episode 195: Hoes of History: Roberta Flack

July 7th, 2022


Nicole digs into Roberta Flack's past and uncovers way more than expected. She was saying fuck y'all and doing her own thing since she was a kid. …

Episode 194: Living a Double Life feat. Author and Resiliency Rebel Marci Warhaft

June 30th, 2022


Wow, wow, wow! Marci Warhaft was set to have a seemingly normal life at childhood and then shit got real. At the age of 17 her whole world was …

Episode 193: Love 'Em or Leave 'Em feat. Writer Melissa Da Silva

June 23rd, 2022


Melissa started writing poetry when she was 18, but didn't publish her first book until she was 28. Her collection of poetry is a reflection of …

Episode 192: Overcome the Overwhelm feat. Developmental Psychologist Dr. Leslie Bosch

June 16th, 2022


Dr. Leslie Bosch is the founder of Bosch Integrative Wellness and is a National Board Certified Health and Wellness Coach. She helps busy professionals and entrepreneurs minimize the negative effects of stress so they …

Episode 191: Hoes of History: Annie Sprinkle

June 9th, 2022

We're bringing the Big Pussy Energy (BPE) this episode with Annie Sprinkle's story. She went from naive massage therapist / accidental sex worker to …

Episode 190: Hoes of History: Personal Stories and Catherine the Great

May 26th, 2022


Nicole and Sarah take a jog down memory lane to share hoe stories of stage five clingers who wouldn't leave their houses. Then, they're bringing …

Episode 189: Phone Sex is Legit feat. Entrepreneur Intesar Toufic

May 19th, 2022


Intesar Toufic is a gay Lebanese graduate student living in Japan who does stand-up comedy on international politics and gay Arab shenanigans. He's a …

Episode 188: What Actually is Depression? feat. Life Strategist Ana Lennyr

May 12th, 2022


Ana Lennyr experienced pain and depression for most of her life. At the age of 38, she decided to take control of her life and figured out how to …

Episode 187: I Have Complaints!

May 5th, 2022


Nicole and Sarah have a catch up ho chat. It's an insider look at their conversations when there's no guest and no special topic. Get the latest on …

Episode 186: Falling in Love Forever feat. Drs. Barbara and Michael Grossman

April 28th, 2022


For over thirty years, Drs. Michael and Barbara Grossman have taught thousands of couples practical skills to create fulfilling romantic …

Episode 185: Erotic Education feat. Sex Goddess Taylor Sparks

April 21st, 2022


Taylor Sparks is a passionate erotic educator and sex goddess, certified in both holistic aromatherapy and human behavior.  With over a decade of …

Episode 184: F*ck You, Watch This feat. Author Tylar Paige

April 14th, 2022


Tylar Paige went through a series of toxic and abusive relationships leaving her to question why she kept ending up with these kinds of partners. Her …

Episode 183: None of that Woo Woo Sh!t feat. Teacher and Advocate Sue Lundquist

April 7th, 2022


Sue has 20+ years of expert training in personal development and mastering mind over matter techniques. She's an award-winning author, international radio show host and your advocate. She's helping people create their …

Episode 182: Making an Ideals List feat. Diana Indries

March 31st, 2022


Soulmate list, love list, non-negotiables list...there's many different names, but they're all with the same purpose. To help you get clarity on what …

Episode 181: Your Pleasure Sponsor feat. Sacred Sexuality Teacher Suzanne Najarian

March 24th, 2022


Suzanne Najarian is a sacred sexuality teacher and sex, love and relationship coach who helps people find a new connection to themselves, their …

Episode 180: Vacation Tinder Bae

March 17th, 2022


Nicole went on a solo trip to San Diego and apprehensively fired up the ol' Tinder machine. Fortunately, she met attractive and respectful men who …

Episode 179: Making Hard Conversations Easy feat. Diana Indries

March 10th, 2022


Diana Indries is the co-creator of Better Topics - a card game for couples! Diana and her husband, Robert, created a game to help couples have deeper conversations while still having fun. Better Topics is unlike other …

Episode 178: Somatic Experiencing feat. Therapist Sarah Rollins

March 3rd, 2022


Sarah Rollins is a licensed social worker in the state of Michigan that owns an online mental health psychotherapy practice, Embodied Wellness, …

Episode 177: Party with Purpose feat. Miss Voluptuous Michigan Amanda Sweet

February 24th, 2022


Amanda Sweet is the founder of The ReVamp and was recently appointed Miss Voluptuous Michigan MS. She's a beautiful soul who loves to give back to …

Episode 176: Starting Over...Again feat. Podcaster Deanna Kuempel

February 17th, 2022

Deanna is now thriving after surviving years of human trafficking, the loss of her husband, and having to start over in business multiple times. She …

Episode 175: Being Perfectly Imperfect feat. Entrepreneur Lisa Staff

February 10th, 2022

Lisa Staff is looking at the world through a new lens after her divorce and leaving the Mormon church. She's always ran businesses, but in …

Episode 174: Reclaim Your Aliveness feat. Empowerment Coach Erica Wiederlight

February 3rd, 2022


Erica Wiederlight is the the CEO mama bear behind 'We The Light.' She's developed a coaching business over many years that helps individuals who feel broken, inadequate and shamed around their sexuality to reclaim their …

Episode 173: This Sh!t is Explicit

January 27th, 2022


Nicole got Covid, but before that she explored new territory with her friend with benefits. They've been in each other's lives on and off for about …

Episode 172: Don't Waste the Pretty feat. The Curious Girl Diaries Podcast

January 20th, 2022


Layla London went 3.5 years without sex as she focused on her career and ended up neglecting the bedroom. One day she decided to stop wasting her pretty and create a sex bucket list. She describes her adventures along …

Episode 171: Confessions of a Former Escort feat. Sex Educator Tim Lagman

January 13th, 2022


Self-proclaimed, "hole on legs," Tim Lagman went from living a typical early 20s lifestyle of school and work until he hooked up with a pimp! After …

Episode 170: Stressy and Depressy

January 6th, 2022


Nicole and Sarah kickoff the New Year with a reality check. Where did New Year's resolutions come from? Why do people do them? How are we all still …

Episode 169: Practicing Your Craft feat. Comedian Kara Coraci

December 30th, 2021


Friend of the pod, Kara Coraci, comes back for a second time to talk about all of the experiences, learning and progress she's made since she first …

Episode 168: Keeping it Real feat. Author Juan Lee

December 23rd, 2021


Juan Lee is a transformational speaker, thought leader and author on the powerful principle of love. Juan shares his 30 year journey of studying and …

Episode 167: Match, Chat, Never Meet and Repeat

December 16th, 2021


Nicole shares all the reasons why she's matching, texting and talking to men, but doesn't end up meeting them in person. Her outlook has shifted to …

Episode 166: Replay of Episode 21: I Like Boobs feat. Sonic

December 9th, 2021


This is one of the hoes' favorite episodes because the story is so unexpected. A friend of the show was affectionately nicknamed Sonic to remain anonymous. He was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in …

Episode 165: I'm a Badd Bitch feat. Founder of Booty Parlor Dana B. Myers

December 2nd, 2021


Dana B. Myers empowers women to harness their sensuality, explore their femininity and love themselves deeply. In 2005, she founded the sexy beauty brand Booty Parlor. Her products (some with pheromones) are meant to …

Episode 164: Dating App Identity Theft feat. Life Coach Hailey Zureich

November 18th, 2021


Hailey helps women remember their power, even if it's her own sometimes. She shares a dating experience that went from first date to roomie to ex with the quickness. And then, as if she wasn't having enough dating …

Episode 163: Why Equality Kills Intimacy feat. Relationship Coach Andre Paradis

November 11th, 2021


Andre is a certified life coach who teaches people how to create and maintain successful relationships. Many of the women he coaches are functioning …

Episode 162: Dating as a Digital Nomad feat. Professional Matchmaker Anika Rashaun

November 4th, 2021


Anika went through a really painful heartbreak and had a hard time dating again. Once she rebuilt her confidence and started taking her life back she …

Episode 161: Accepting Autism and Aussie Affairs feat. Comedian Ben Sorensen

October 28th, 2021


Australian comedian, Ben Sorensen, has made the best of lockdown by doing voiceover work, appearing on podcasts, and keeping up with politics. …

Episode 160: Quick and Dirty

October 21st, 2021


Nicole and Sarah are alone this week! It's just the two of them talking about Nicole's dating disasters and telling stories about being petty. A …

Episode 159: Eliminating Sexual Expectations feat. Founder of Entwine Anna Leonarda

October 14th, 2021


Entwine is a dating app developed by Anna, a breast cancer survivor, for people with a low sex drive, celibates, and those who avoid sex due to physical pain. Because of her treatment, sex became uncomfortable both …

Episode 158: The Ultimate Betrayal feat. Comedian Chris Siemer

October 7th, 2021


Chris doesn't hold back in his comedy or in this episode. This Cincinnati-based stand-up comedian started writing jokes and doing open mics after …

Episode 157: Sexual Healing feat. Sex Mentor and Psychologist Paloma De La Hoz

September 30th, 2021


Paloma aka "MoMa" has helped hundreds of souls reconnect with their sexuality in order for them to consciously develop healthy and deeply fulfilling …

Episode 156: How to Catch a Cheater feat. Sext and the City Podcast

September 23rd, 2021


We collaborated with the real Samantha Jones from the Sext and the City podcast to talk about the fake Samantha Jones and to answer questions Carrie …

Episode 155: Booty Shakes to Heartbreak feat. Singer Jared Troth

September 16th, 2021


Jared Troth, aka INVOT, was living a go-go boy, gold digger, carefree lifestyle that got him laid a lot, but didn't provide him with a fulfilling …

Episode 154: How to Spot a Narcissist feat. International Dating Coach Lily Walford

September 9th, 2021


Lily Walford, is an international dating coach who helps busy professionals date safely and successfully even though the dating industry focuses on …

Episode 153: My Picker Wasn't Working feat. Dating Coach David Chambers

September 2nd, 2021


David Chambers had a habit of getting into relationships that lacked authentic connection. He decided to take accountability for choosing the wrong partners and worked on his own issues to stop the cycle. Now, he's …

Episode 152: Why are Men on Dating Apps? feat. Relationship Coach Kevin O'Connor

August 26th, 2021


Kevin O'Connor interviewed over 1,000 women and went through his own dating experiences post-divorce to come up with The Online Dating Recipe. He …

Episode 151: Being Your Own Boss feat. Brimstone

August 19th, 2021


Celebrity guest, Brimstone, is no stranger to kicking ass and taking names -- in and out of the ring! He was a pro-wrestler for many years because he …

Episode 150: Religion Outside of the Box feat. Rabbi Brian

August 12th, 2021


Rabbi Brian reframes religion to be approachable and fun. He's created a safe space for everyone to experience religion in their own way. The God word is only used to refer to the God of your understanding, or maybe not …

Episode 149: That BDSM Lifestyle with Kink in the Chain Podcast

August 5th, 2021


Your hoes were guests on Kink in the Chain podcast! We learned, we shared, we laughed. This episode has it all. Stories from our past. Our opinions on BDSM/Pride controversy. And, they actually trusted us to give …

Episode 148: Get Your Guy! feat. Dating and Relationship Coach Anwar White

July 29th, 2021


Anwar White specializes in coaching smart and successful women in finding long-term relationships. He wants to get you unstuck, but you have to put …

Episode 147: Dating, What the F*ck? feat. Author Lori Hardacker

July 22nd, 2021


Lori has never been married, so she's had the joy of dating for 30 years! She decided to put all her awful and cringeworthy experiences into a …

Episode 146: Our Shared High School Crush with Crushgasm Podcast

July 15th, 2021


We were guests on the Crushgasm podcast and revealed that we had the SAME crush in high school. Every high school has that one guy, that Jordan …

Episode 145: Wizardly Ways feat. Leadership Coach and Divorce Mentor Dr. Barbara Dalle Pezze

July 8th, 2021


Dr. Barbara Dalle Pezze is helping coach people through some of the toughest times in their lives. After going through a divorce, she wanted to share her story in 'The Unexpected Gift' to let everyone else know they …

Episode 144: The Quarantine Release feat. Jon McCaffrey

July 1st, 2021


Jon McCaffrey produces the monthly JOKR comedy show in Detroit at Bagley Central. Jon shares some of his parenting "memories," while discussing some of his firsts as a teenager. This includes the one and only time het …

Episode 143: Are you a lesbian? feat. Comedian Johanna Medranda

June 24th, 2021


Johanna Medranda is a metro Detroit comedian, producer, and podcaster. Johanna spent her quarantine time becoming more self-aware and edging toxic behaviors and people out of her life. Through that process, she came out …

Episode 142: Ho Wisdom Collab with That Trophy Wife Life Podcast

June 17th, 2021


Dayna Pereira hosts a comedy podcast called, That Trophy Wife Life, and had the Homance on as guests! Dayna is your favorite participation trophy wife. We talked about bad dates, getting caught up in bad dating …

Episode 141: Feel Confident in the Bedroom feat. Erotic Massage Coach Lee Jagger

June 10th, 2021


Lee Jagger is the CEO and founder of Rock The Bedroom — the only sex education community of its kind. Lee overcame homelessness and poverty by answering a random Craig's List ad for a massage therapist. Fast forward a …

Episode 140: What's Your Next Step? feat. Author and Coach Becca Ribbing

June 3rd, 2021


Becca Ribbing is a career coach and author of The Clarity Journal. She's been helping people get unstuck for over a decade. She even found herself going in circles at one point. She started asking herself some really …

Episode 139: Wine and Life Lessons feat. Sommelier Shelley Bynum

May 27th, 2021


Shelley explains what a sommelier does and how to find the perfect pairings for you. Even if your pairing is fried chicken and champagne, she's gonna hook you up. The more you know about yourself, the easier it is to …

Episode 138: Just Enough Spice feat. Romance Author Chelle Sloan

May 20th, 2021


Chelle Sloan is witty as hell, relatable AF and an inspiration. She's a former sports reporter who decided to finish her master's degree and become a contemporary romance author. She also stumbled into TikTok fame as …

Episode 137: Emotions Live in our Bodies feat. Dr. Brandon Yuenger

May 13th, 2021


Dr. Brandon Yuenger Saw the light! He was going to school for physical therapy and didn't know what was wrong with him. Turns out, it was a calling …

Episode 136: I'm Scared of Vaginas feat. Comedian and Author Jordan Power

May 6th, 2021


Jordan Power is hilarious, honest and open with us about how he found out his dad was gay, how he told his mom he's gay and what it's like to have …

Episode 135: Loud Lady Lovin'

April 29th, 2021


A friend of the pod stops by to play a game, go down memory lane and give Nicole dating advice. He tells a story about a party at his first …

Episode 134: Dating in 5D feat. Heyoka Empath Nichole Kolman

April 22nd, 2021


Nichole Kolman can read energy, which means she can see things others can't and deliver answers no one else can give you. As a heyoka empath, she …

Episode 133: Lovers or Friends? feat. Author Kate Harvie

April 15th, 2021


Kate went through a traumatic brain injury that caused her whole life to change. She shared with us some of her first dating experiences …

Episode 132: Doing You feat. Spiritual Business Coach Michelle Warnica

April 8th, 2021


Michelle Warnica is a soul purpose and higher consciousness coach who focuses on helping others answer the question, "Why am I here?" She can help …

Episode 131: Do What You Love and the Ass Will Follow feat. EJ Watson from Ride AAlong Podcast

April 1st, 2021


EJ Watson is a hilarious stand up comedian, producer and co-host of Ride AAlong Podcast. He went through all of the traditional steps in life and …

Episode 130: What the Gush?!?! feat. Entrepreneur Frances Tang

March 25th, 2021


Frances is the Founder/Captain Awkward/CEO of Awkward Essentials and inventor of the Drip Stick -- an after sex cleanup sponge. Frances was inspired …

Episode 128: A Deep Dive into Past Lives feat. Mindset Coach Dee Woolridge

March 11th, 2021


Coach Dee is a specialist in effective communication, a motivational speaker and a bestselling author. She's been helping people transform their …

Episode 127: You're Not Broken feat. Life Coach and Author Michael Anthony

March 4th, 2021


Michael Anthony was born to a drug addict mother, abusive step father and a racist grandmother. His family lived in poverty and was often homeless while being members of the Mormon church. He found success on his own …

Episode 126: I'm STILL on 40s feat. Kelly T

February 25th, 2021


Kelly T. tells us how the camping story from the previous episode ends. Then, shares a series of drunken strong man competition stories that she …

Episode 125: I was on 40s feat. Kelly T

February 18th, 2021


Our favorite ginger, Kelly T., came back to the show to tell us about a time that she invited Sarah to a wedding in West Virginia. Sarah didn't know the people getting married and invited two guys on the trip that Kelly …

Episode 124: How NOT to Travel feat. Author Bing Fraser

February 11th, 2021


Bing Fraser has traveled the world and learned all of the mistakes the hard way so you don't have to. He's included all of his misadventures in a new …

Episode 123: Using Energy Healing to Get Unstuck feat. Dr. Alison J. Kay

February 4th, 2021


Dr. Alison J. Kay is the epitome of good vibes. She is a pioneer in the field of energy medicine and the founder of the Vibrational UPgrade System. …

Episode 122: Working Through Heartbreak feat. Author Stephanie Gatrost

January 28th, 2021


Stephanie went through a divorce and ended up finding herself. She battled depression, fake friends and heartbreak. She's now in a healthy and happy relationship and gives credit to journaling to help her get to this …

Episode 121: We Met on Zoom feat. Remy Smith

January 21st, 2021


Remy has never used a dating app, yet he still managed to meet someone new during a pandemic! A casual Zoom call with acquaintances turned into a wild weekend in New York for Christmas. This story sounds like a Hallmark …

Episode 120: Where's the Empathy? feat. Dr. April Brown

January 21st, 2021


Dr. April has dedicated her life to relationship counseling, life coaching and helping people rejuvenate their relationships. We talk about …

Episode 119: The Magic of Covid feat. Health Coach Sharon Polsky

January 7th, 2021


Sharon Polsky is one of the top health and wellness experts in the world. She has a unique understanding of overall health. Everyone can learn …

Episode 118: Awaken Your Inner Divinity feat. Energetic Healer Keira Poulsen

December 31st, 2020


Keira Poulsen is an intuitive energetic healer, business coach and mom of 5 children! She broke up with the Mormon religion and got into a …

Episode 117: Turning Obligations into Opportunities feat. Dr. Jannine Krause

December 24th, 2020


Naturopathic doctor and acupuncturist Jannine Krause from The Health Fix podcast helps empower us to go back to basics with our health. She talks about her hippie roots, seeing her mom go through cancer and just how bad …

Episode 116: Take My Adult Card Away feat. Liyah Jae

December 17th, 2020


Liyah Jae from Adult Card Podcast gives us the inside scoop on what it's like to be in your early 20's in 2020. We talk about college students' …

Episode 115: I Deserve Better feat. Author Maz Dela Cerna

December 10th, 2020


Maz is an inspirational author, blogger, YouTuber and self-development coach. After a history of abuse, drug addiction, weight gain and trauma she turned her life around and now mentors people around the world to …

Episode 114: A Bloody Good Time feat. American Idiots Abroad Podcast

December 3rd, 2020


AJ Marks and Megan Sola-Guinto are two American musicians studying in England who are extremely talented and hilarious and showcasing the obvious …

Episode 113: In Sickness and in Health

November 26th, 2020


Sarah got the 'Rona and Nicole is a changed person. Sarah talks about her experience with Coronavirus and gives some advice for others who could end …

Episode 112: A Love Affair with Yourself feat. Dr. Jeanine Staples

November 19th, 2020


Dr. Jeanine Staples is an associate professor, scholar and founder of “The Supreme Love Project” where she coaches women how to heal the terrors in …

Episode 111: Retired Hoodrat feat. Comedian T. Barb

November 12th, 2020


T. Barb is the queen of all things! She's a mother, comedian, radio personality, author, entrepreneur, vegan chef and runs a hot dog cart business. In this episode, she explains how you don't have to stay where you …

Episode 110: Redefining the Beauty Standard feat. Blogger Teri Reeves

November 5th, 2020


Teri Reeves is an inspiration to us all. She's challenging the status quo. She's asking women, "Why is it hard to say you're beautiful?" What makes …

Episode 109: Our Favorite Boomer feat. Lisa Jo

October 29th, 2020


Lisa Jo teaches us millennials a thing or two about social media. She spent her time during quarantine taking over TikTok, Instagram and jumping on …

Episode 108: Trigger Proof feat. Dr. Nima Rahmany

October 22nd, 2020


Dr. Nima is on a mission to help you dissolve your ROOT CAUSES of stress and trauma. You're not broken. You can do the work to clear emotional …

Episode 107: How I Stopped F*&%ing Randos feat. Author Heidi Busche

October 15th, 2020


Heidi Busche is a relationship expert and coach who believes that true love and intimacy are accessible to everyone. Heidi wrote 'Relationship Ready: …

Episode 106: Believe It and Behave It feat. Author Kate Harvie

October 8th, 2020


Kate Harvie is a survivor of a traumatic brain injury, which is the impetus for her first book, 'Believe It and Behave It: How to Restart, Reset, and …

Episode 105: Dick Detox

October 1st, 2020


WE'RE BACK! Nicole talks about how trying to date during quarantine drove her to go on a dick detox. She started a workshop offered by

Episode 104: Getting High...Naturally feat. Lauren Berlingeri

April 30th, 2020


Lauren Berlingeri is Co-Founder and Co-CEO of HigherDOSE -premier infrared sauna spas and sauna blankets. Lauren started her career as an international model and starred in her own show, “Woman vs. Workout." She …

Episode 103: JOmance KRonicles feat. Jon and Dan from JOKR

April 16th, 2020


Quarantine has finally made us lose our minds. You can hear it happen in real-time during our Zoom episode with the guys from JOKR. The most important takeaway: Jon's name is now UniJonner. 

Stay safe and healthy!

Send …

Episode 102: What Happens After Quarantine?

April 9th, 2020


Nicole and Sarah talk about the current struggles of being under quarantine due to Coronavirus. The biggest question is what happens next? If the …

Episode 101: The Rona got us Down feat. Tales From The Barside Podcast

March 26th, 2020


We did a virtual swapcast with our friends, Remy and Lauren, from the 'Tales From The Barside' podcast. We practiced social distancing podcasting! We talk about surviving the "Rona," home invasions, dating virgins and …

Episode 100: I Can't Date a Normie feat. Comedian Johanna Medranda

March 19th, 2020


The amazingly wonderful Johanna Medranda graces us with her presence on this very special 100th episode! Y'all, she met LIZZO! You can hear about …

Episode 99: It was Kismet, I Guess feat. Dan Wallack

March 12th, 2020


Comedy show producer, Dan Wallack, talks about how he needed a hobby, met his wife and survived a National Lampoon's style Thanksgiving trip. Check out his monthly comedy showcase, JOKR, at Bagley Central in Detroit. 

Episode 98: Tinder Missed Connection feat. Andrew the Wild

March 5th, 2020


Andrew the Wild is back with another Tinder story. This time he went on a dream date and then used Tinder to find her. We all talk about how we don't …

Episode 97: Fate and Fiction feat. Author Lisa Becker

February 27th, 2020


Award-winning romantic comedy author, Lisa Becker, shares her online dating success story and journey to becoming a chick lit writer. The way she met …

Episode 96: Dropping Anchor feat. Reuben

February 20th, 2020


Longtime listener and friend of the show, Reuben aka Lord Reubles, is an amazing tattooer, but he's seen some shit. He spills all the tea about crazy cover-ups, medical emergencies and awkward placements. 

Reuben's IG: …

Episode 95: Casually Teenaging feat. Comedian Alana Gonzalez

February 13th, 2020


Comedian, Alana Gonzalez, stops by to talk about being a ho on AOL Instant Messanger, getting an absurd dial-up dick pic and nearly escaping death from Dexter's apartment. The 90's, it was a crazy time to be a teenager. 

Episode 94: Boobs. What's the Big Deal?

February 6th, 2020


Nicole and Sarah both know men who have purchased fake boobs for their wives and then ended up divorced! Why are boobs so important to people? What …

Episode 93: Valentine's Day Don'ts feat. Comedian Hailey Zureich

January 30th, 2020


Hailey Zureich is the Metro Detroit Comedy scene Posh Spice. Her preforming career is old enough to vote and stage style is all about storytelling, …

Episode 92: What Kind of Stool are You? feat. Comedian Connor Meade

January 23rd, 2020


Stand-up comedian and show producer, Connor Meade, asks the deep and meaningful questions, like "What kind of stool are you?" She also explains sex …

Episode 91: All Aboard the Crazy Train feat. Life Coach Robin Breckenridge

January 16th, 2020


Robin once felt like she was going off the rails of the crazy train and then decided to turn her life around and help others. She shares some life lessons about boundaries, loving yourself and even a dating secret from …

Episode 90: Tinder Meet and Greets feat. Comedian Bob Wieck

January 9th, 2020


Bob's back and tells some hilarious Tinder date stories from his past. He took Tindering to a whole new level. Just when he thought he hit the …

Episode 89: Peeping Tom

January 2nd, 2020


Is it sexy or creepy when someone watches you have sex with someone else? What if the third party wasn't invited? Sarah shares two stories where a person just pops up unannounced to watch people have sex. Can you get …

Episode 87: #HealthyAdult feat. Author and Life Coach Lori Jean Glass

December 12th, 2019


Lori Jean Glass aka LJ helps people with relationship challenges. She shares some of her own personal experiences with childhood trauma and how it affected her life, including a dating disaster story! She developed The …

Episode 86: Le Flow

December 5th, 2019


Nicole recaps some recent dating experiences where she tried to go with the flow and it resulted in ultimate f*ck boy behavior. Going with "le flow" …

Episode 85: The Rules of Intimacy feat. Andrew the Wild

November 28th, 2019


"I don't do friends," is something that our guest, Andrew the Wild, said straight out of the gate. However, him and Sarah went on a date and are now besties. It doesn't stop there though. Listen to his extremely …

Episode 84: Don't be so Cocky feat. Jon McCaffrey

November 21st, 2019


Jon McCaffrey is a man with many hats including, live comedy show producer, mailman and single father. We talk about all of it! Everything from teenage mistakes to dating after divorce. Check out his two comedy shows in …

Episode 83: Florida Man Lived Life out of Order feat. Comedian Joe Aasim

November 14th, 2019


Joe Aasim is a living memory! He's had every job known to man including, but not limited to: 900 number operator, fortune teller and bicycle mechanic. He will also make all your fantasies come true as long as you're …

Episode 82: Kinky Steve feat. Comedian Amanda Brewington

November 7th, 2019


It's a treat to have comedian, Amanda Brewington, on the show! She's a serial monogamous who happened to find the most perfect and least perfect …

Episode 81: Questioning Masculinity and Being Goofy feat. Comedian Mike Boone

October 31st, 2019


This week we had the pleasure of chatting with comedian, Mike Boone, about how he beat cancer and used his experience to start doing stand-up comedy. …

Episode 80: More Acid Anyone? Live from Trixie's Bar

October 24th, 2019


Nicole and Sarah once again grace the stage at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, MI. Sarah tells the acid wedding date story again, but with MORE details. …

Episode 79: Freaks and More Freaks

October 17th, 2019


Nicole goes to an annual Halloween institution in Detroit, Theatre Bizarre. It's at the Masonic Temple, where there are eight floors of white people …

Episode 78: Acid Anyone?

October 10th, 2019


Sarah dated a guy who seemed like he had potential until his secret drug use was no longer a secret. This guy will forever be known as, 'Rocky's …

Episode 77: I'm a Thrill Seeker

October 3rd, 2019


Nicole goes to Aruba and finds herself enjoying everything this happy little island has to offer. She went tubing, sailing, snorkeling and …

Episode 76: Nothing Could Save This Date

September 26th, 2019


Nicole went to a 'Saved by the 90's' concert on a first date. The music was the only good thing that happened. This disaster of a date started out …

Episode 75: Blame it on the Juice

September 19th, 2019


Sarah travels to Provincetown, Mass. and almost immediately meets a man named, Juicy. We all know this didn't go well, but of course, he's in love. Then, she continues to toy with other men's hearts because she thinks …

Episode 74: Condom Malfunction

September 12th, 2019


Nicole gets a couple of birthday surprises that she did not want. Her birthday booty call "lost" the condom. Then, when she was out with friends she …

Side Piece 33: Tooth Jewelry

September 10th, 2019


One of Sarah's internet dating matches appears unexpectedly in real life. As he approached her, he gave her a smile worth a 1,000 dollars. 

We want …

Episode 73: Who the F*** is Sarah Shamo?

September 5th, 2019


The Homance sits down with Detroit sexpot, Sarah Shamo. She talks about the inspiration behind her photo shoots and the brand she's trying to create. …

Episode 72: Faster Horses Festival feat. Jessica

August 29th, 2019


Jessica is back to tell us all about the love of her life that she met at the Faster Horses Festival. She also thought she was a champ and would be …

Episode 71: The Girl Who Swam in the Pond feat. Jessica

August 22nd, 2019


Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to avoid an M.I.P in college. She accidentally mixed edibles, Burnett's …

Episode 70: Whose Show is This? feat. Sitting Down With Stand Ups Podcast

August 15th, 2019


The Homance visited the Sitting Down With Stand Ups podcast studio to commence the long-awaited and undeniably hilarious comedy mashup that is about to grace your ears. Marcco, Dan and Jon, give us insight on how far …

Episode 69: Let's Get Some Strange

August 8th, 2019


Sarah is going through a breakup, but no one really even knew she was in a relationship. She spent some time wallowing in sadness and is now trying to move on. Onto dating apps... Single Sarah is back in the wild. No …

Episode 68: Edibles, Hookers and Crowbars...Oh My! feat. Comedian Mike Eshaq

August 1st, 2019


Comedian Mike Eshaq, aka Mike from Detroit, aka Public Yemeni #1, explains why edibles ruin everything! He shares two of his best/most horrible edible stories that are both technically centered around his dating life. 

Side Piece 32: Catfished

July 30th, 2019


Grown ass men are still out here catfishing women in 2019. Thankfully, it didn't happen to either one of the hoes, but it did happen to someone they …

Episode 67: I Don't Weed Well feat. Comedian Bob Wieck

July 25th, 2019


Special guest, Bob Wieck, joins the Homance this week to tell a hilarious story that proves weed isn't for everyone. You can find Bob teaching and performing improv at Go Comedy in Ferndale, MI and at the Detroit Improv …

Episode 66: A Pair of Normal Hoes feat. A Paranormal Chicks Podcast

July 18th, 2019


A Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a …

Episode 65: Lady Stank

July 11th, 2019


Nicole's latest situationship did not go well. It seemed as though they both lost interest. Then, when she didn't respond to one of his text messages …

Side Piece 31: Well, That Was Aggressive

July 9th, 2019


Nicole pulls a Sarah and actually forgets to do something! She was distracted and spaced out on paying her tab at the bar. After she realizes her …

Episode 64: Live at The Independent Comedy Club feat. comedian Johanna Medranda

July 4th, 2019


The Homance takes to the stage for an "in your face" live show with stand-up comedian, Johanna Medranda. Nothing is off limits! They talk about porn fantasies, STIs and spicy sex stuff (literally). 

Outside of …

Side Piece 30: Tats and Ass

July 2nd, 2019


Is getting your butt cheeks tattooed taking it too far? Sarah went on another tattoo adventure and had to have her butt cheek exposed the whole time. …

Episode 63: Sex Toys on a Sunday

June 27th, 2019


Nicole and Sarah had a super, super, super Sunday that involved brunch, bad advice and sex toys. They've been ignorant to the dildo game...until now. 

Side Piece 29: I Left Him on the Beach - BONUS CONTENT

June 25th, 2019


EXTRA BONUS CONTENT!!! There's more to the 'I Left Him on the Beach' story! And, spoiler alert, Nicole has never kissed a girl. 

Send us your fun …

Episode 62: Get to Know Your Hoes

June 20th, 2019


Nicole and Sarah rant, rave and review some of their favorite TV shows, including the wild ass '90 Day Fiance.' Then, answer personal questions that …

Side Piece 28: I Thought He Was Gay

June 18th, 2019


The universe is really trying Nicole again. She has a run-in with a guy before she goes on a date with him and then again after the date! And the …

Episode 61: Dating Do's and Don'ts feat. Eric Thomas

June 13th, 2019


A dear friend of the show, Eric Thomas, stops by to go down memory lane and talk about the current dating climate. Eric and Nicole share wild stories …

Episode 60: I Left Him on the Beach feat. Keagan

June 6th, 2019


Special guest and friend, Keagan, joins the Homance to talk about her recent girls' trip to the Dominican Republic. And, she doesn't hold back. …

Episode 59: Cuddle Parties are a Thing

May 30th, 2019


There are actual cuddle parties that people can go to like a 'Fight Club.' Sarah did some research on the subject and tells you everything you never wanted to know, but NEED TO KNOW. Yes, people are professional …

Side Piece 27: Cuddle Session

May 28th, 2019


Nicole matches with a guy from Bumble (a dating app) who keeps asking for a cuddle session even though they've never met in-person. 

Do you have …

Episode 58: The Great Panty Surprise

May 23rd, 2019


Have you ever found someone else's underwear at your hookup's house? When did leaving panties behind become a thing? Well, Nicole now has first-hand …

Side Piece 26: Fan Boy

May 21st, 2019


Nicole goes on a date with her first fan boy. The date was awkward, creepy and downright uncomfortable...yet flattering. 

Send us your bad date …

Episode 57: Live at the Maumee, Mary & Joseph Comedy Festival feat. Kerri Pulley & Mike Logan

May 21st, 2019


The Homance goes on the road to Fort Wayne, Indiana. This is the live show recording from 816 Pint & Slice. The hoes made friends quick and asked …

Side Piece 25: F**k on the First Night

May 14th, 2019


Omar is still hanging out with us and talking about the stigmas and stereotypes around hooking up on a first date. We ask him why men won't consider having relationships with women that they sleep with on the first …

Episode 56: Book Club to Strip Club

May 9th, 2019


It's a listener story! Sarah and Nicole read through the details and make commentary on one of our listener's wild nights out with her book club. She …

Side Piece 24: Borderline Racist Rendezvous

May 7th, 2019


Special guest, Omar, shares a time when he was berated with racial slurs and stereotypes during a one night stand and it wasn't a turn off. As he …

Episode 55: Oh Shit, Here We Go Again feat. Omar

May 2nd, 2019


The Homance welcomes their good friend, Omar, as a guest this week. He has vintage stories for days about Sarah that come out of the vault. …

Side Piece 23: I Almost Died (in my Lyft)

April 30th, 2019


Sarah has a near death experience in her Uber, yet she ends up taking a selfie with the driver. A real turn-by-turn of events. 

Send us your scary Uber/Lyft stories to

IG: …

Episode 54: Shaq's Shoe

April 25th, 2019


Sarah and Nicole barely make it to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the Maumee, Mary and Joseph Comedy Festival in one piece even though they traveled …

Side Piece 22: D on Delivery (Dick Appointment)

April 24th, 2019


Nicole gets an offer to clear out the cobwebs and schedules a dick appointment. Single ladies...we've all been there. 

Send your dick appointment …

Episode 53: Part 2 - The Drama Continues feat. Lisa Jo

April 18th, 2019


Lisa is back and spilling all the tea on her latest relationship fallout. You'd think her ex was Channing Tatum with all the attention he gets. Turns out, he's just a bankrupt womanizer with Tourette Syndrome and a …

Episode 53: Part 1 - Plenty of Felons feat. Lisa Jo

April 11th, 2019


The Homance invited their friend's hilarious mom onto the show. Lisa has so many dating disaster stories that we couldn't fit them all in one …

Side Piece 21: He's Gonna Learn Today

April 9th, 2019


Nicole saw a coworker leave his phone on a treadmill and did nothing except watch him try to find it. This dick move is a lesson in tough love. 

Send …

Episode 52: Live One-Year Anniversary Show

April 4th, 2019


It's been a whole year! The Homance celebrated by doing a live show at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, Michigan thanks to Honorary Mentions Comedy. Laugh …

Side Piece 20: Sexy Candle Time

April 2nd, 2019


Do you like to set the mood? Sarah doesn't give a fuck because the last time she asked for romance things went awry. Whereas, Nicole likes to find …

Episode 51: Mess with an Ex

March 28th, 2019


Nicole and Sarah debate on whether getting back together with an ex can actually work. Nicole has an ice cold bitch philosophy, while Sarah thrives …

Side Piece 19: I Don't Like the Goo Inside

March 26th, 2019


Friend/listener story time! There's a lot happening in this one: black walnut stains, a promotion and mystery meat BBQ. 

Email us your stories at

IG: @homance_chronicles

Facebook closed …

Episode 50: The Normals

March 21st, 2019


The Homance went to see a friend's hard rock band play at an small venue. They spot two guys who look somewhat normal and like they don't belong at …

Side Piece 18: Are Tattoos Taboo in Mexico?

March 19th, 2019


Sarah traveled to Guadalajara, Mexico where she encountered cat calls, compliments and curiosity about her tattoos.

Have a weird tattoo story? We want to hear about it. Email us at

Episode 49: Bodies, Bombs and Balls

March 14th, 2019


The Homance talks a little pop culture before getting into a vintage story about an all-day charity bar crawl. They were basically crawling back …

Side Piece 17: Scrabble Master

March 12th, 2019


Nicole tells a vintage story about a guy who used big words to distract her from his terrible personality. They never went out on a date, but still …

Episode 48: Let Your Intuition Guide You feat. Lisa Jesswein

March 7th, 2019


The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she …

Side Piece 16: Fist Bump and Upchuck

March 5th, 2019


A friend of the Homance is looking to take a trip to Fucktown with her new young boy toy. Unfortunately, she has an awkward encounter on the way and then caps off the trip with a bit of vomit.

We want to hear about your …

Episode 47: The Russian

March 5th, 2019


Sarah has mentioned "The Russian" on several episodes. She FINALLY gives us the entire story! She takes us on a journey filled with poor choices, awkward moments and Russian dick. 

Send us your crotch rocket experiences …

Side Piece 15: Do You Want a Bite of My Taco?

February 26th, 2019


Sarah is not sorry for partying. Her and Lord Reubles went down a dark path of Monster energy mixed with vodka. The drunk tornado swirled it's way to …

Episode 46: Florida Is Not Beach Chic

February 21st, 2019


Sarah and London Mike acted like snowbirds and went to Florida for a mid-winter break. Things didn't get crazy, but Sarah still managed to fall in a …

Episode 45: Real Recognize Real feat. Carmen

February 14th, 2019


The Homance welcomes longtime friend, Carmen, as a guest this week. It's the ultimate girl talk! You'll laugh non-stop as these three single ladies …

Side Piece 14: Don't Give my Pet a Nickname

February 12th, 2019


Fellas, stick to the script. Don't try to be cute and give our pets unwanted nicknames. 

Submit your homance-style experiences to

IG: @homance_chronicles

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Episode 44: FaceTime Dates

February 7th, 2019


Ever had a FaceTime hookup? Is it weird to FaceTime when you haven't met in person? What if someone screenshots you? The Homance shares their experiences, insecurities and guidelines when it comes to all things …

Side Piece 13: Lyft Driver

February 5th, 2019


Sunday funday leads to an awkward encounter with a Lyft driver. The Homance can't do anything without a story.

Episode 43: Hand Drinks in Cancun

January 31st, 2019


It's a compilation of Cancun stories from Nicole and Sarah. Nicole compares her Cancun vacation from when she was 19-years-old versus her current …

Side Piece 12: TV Dick

January 30th, 2019


Sarah wants to be "punished" by her new celebrity crush. Apparently, Jon Bernthal a.k.a The Punisher a.k.a Shane from The Walking Dead has really got this thirsty bitch sprung. 

Episode 42: Mr. Transformation and the Friend Zone

January 24th, 2019


Nicole apparently makes a good chili, but not a good dating partner. She accidentally matches with a friend of a friend and things go south quick. …

Side Piece 11: Dating App Adjacent

January 22nd, 2019


Sarah isn't even on dating apps, but still finds herself in an awkward online dating situation. Homance to the rescue. 

Send your funny dating experiences to Don't worry, you and everyone …

Episode 41: Situationships feat. Amber Huyghe from A Walk Back to Self-Love Podcast

January 17th, 2019


Things get deep this week! Special guest, Amber Huyghe, empowerment and self-love public speaker, shares details from a situationship that resulted …

Side Piece 10: Instagram Bae

January 15th, 2019


Nicole tries to create her own 'Love Connection' by sliding into the DMs of one of the show's contestants. 

Got a 'sliding into the DMs' story? Send …

Episode 40: Part 2 - Chicago NYE - Someone Goes to the Hospital

January 10th, 2019


The Chicago New Year's Eve story continues and doesn't disappoint. The Homance gets their lives together after having the worst hangovers ever. They meet up with an eclectic group of friends and that's when things pop …

Side Piece 9: Bandersnatched

January 9th, 2019


Nicole breaks down her experience watching Netflix's choose your own adventure movie, 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.' She got Bandersnatched!

Side …

Episode 40: Part 1 - The Nose and Company in Chicago on NYE

January 3rd, 2019


The Homance went on a road trip several years ago to Chicago for New Year's Eve where they knew everyone and no one at the same time. Sarah was …

Episode 39: Last Christmas, I Gave You My Rattlesnake

December 20th, 2018


Nicole relives a ridiculously hilarious situation from her family vacation at Christmastime last year. The craziest stories always come from Florida; …

Episode 38: Swipe Fatigue

December 13th, 2018


Nicole goes on a juicy impromptu Bumble date where her gypsy magic goes into full effect. She went out with him for the opportunity to get  dicked …

Episode 37: Microdick or Micropenis?

December 6th, 2018


Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole …

Episode 36: They Have Male Strip Clubs in Canada

November 29th, 2018


Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a …

Episode 35: Ho Ho Lidays Listener Episode

November 22nd, 2018


It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our …

Episode 34: CeeLo Green and CeeLo Green Jr.

November 15th, 2018


Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. …

Episode 33: Tidbits and Tadbits

November 8th, 2018


Nicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled …

Episode 32: Don Julio 1942 - We Deserve It feat. Megan

November 1st, 2018


Vegas strikes again! This time, honorary ho Megan, blows our minds with her recent girls trip: four days, 18 girls, six-figures spent, two pool …

Episode 31: Box Checking and Skydiving

October 25th, 2018


Nicole breaks down her recent dating experience where all the boxes were checked, but the chemistry lacked. Sarah is inspired by the Tinder machine …

Episode 30: Wait...What's Meow Wolf?

October 18th, 2018


Sarah went exploring out west and in the windy city. She visited friends in Denver and they roadtriped it to Santa Fe for the full Meow Wolf …

Episode 29: Spellmance feat. Spell Cast Podcast

October 11th, 2018


It's our first crossover episode! We linked up with the Spell Cast Podcast to talk about how to channel your intuition, spiritual guidance and positive energies when dealing with all things related to relationships. …

Episode 28: The Hos Go Out

October 4th, 2018


Nicole and Sarah try to hang like they're in their 20s again. They had a blasty blast at the Alina Baraz concert and only had one or two weird …

Episode 27: C'mon 'N Ride It feat. DJ G Train

September 27th, 2018


This week the Homance welcomes special guest, Garrett aka @djgtrain, from Lawrence Fucking Kansas (LFK). He shares some of the crazy shit he's seen as a veteran in the DJ game. There's lots of talk about random …

The Homance Chronicles Theater Presents: 50 Shades of Wrong

September 20th, 2018


Sarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. …

Episode 25: Part 2 - Doors Off, Roof Off

September 13th, 2018


Part 2 of this story takes the Homance to a club with all the awkward dinner guests. Then, before you know it, the laws of attraction kick in (or the 700 drinks) and the ladies have their eyes on the prize. They keep …

Episode 25: Part 1 - Top off, Doors off

September 6th, 2018


This week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree. 

Episode 24: The River

August 30th, 2018


The Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their …

Episode 23: Friends with Benefits

August 23rd, 2018


After a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share …

Episode 22: Adventure Ken Doll

August 16th, 2018


What happens when Nicole, a.k.a. "So Not Adventure Barbie," meets a real life Adventure Ken? Let's just say things escalated quickly! This story is …

Episode 17: Girls Hustle Harder feat. comedian Kara Coraci

August 15th, 2018


The Homance welcomes special guest, stand up comedian, Kara Coraci! She keeps it real. We discuss everything from DUIs to laser hair removal. Kara shares some personal stories that will make you bust out laughing, yet …

Episode 21: I Like Boobs feat. Sonic

August 9th, 2018


There's a male guest on the show who we'll call, 'Sonic.' He shares his own Twilight Zone story about a time he was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in his apartment. His story will take you on a …

Side Piece 8: The One That Got Away

August 7th, 2018


All the feels. Nicole shares a story about a wannabe lover and how it just never seems to work out. Wait for the professional twist at the end! 

Episode 20: Great Danes and Pineapples

August 2nd, 2018


Nicole goes on a boat with Hot Pants, Glitter Bomb and a bunch of fruit while Sarah and Londie play cards and crash a party. 

Episode 19: Roadies and Dual Personalities

July 26th, 2018


Sarah gets her groove back and Nicole's past comes back. The Homance meets up with girlfriends for dinner and Sarah ends up on a tour bus. Nicole is …

Side Piece 7: Hit On Unexpectedly

July 24th, 2018


Getting hit on should make you feel good, right? What if it's in front of your parents? 

Episode 18: All the way from Germany to Missouri

July 19th, 2018


Sarah finally fills us in on some of her adventures in Germany! Then, Nicole spills the tea on a spontaneous date she had while Sarah was visiting a …

Side Piece 6: The Dr. Chef and Online Dating

July 10th, 2018


Nicole goes on a date with the Dr. Chef and it can't just be normal. There's a conversation on said date about how people present themselves online …

Episode 16: Cedar Point - Sarah and London Mike Edition

July 5th, 2018


Sarah and London Mike go on a field trip to America's Roller Coast. #noad It's a full day of amusement part domination: Steel Vengeance, cider …

Episode 15: Part 2 - Birthday Sex in Vegas

June 28th, 2018


The homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, …

Episode 15: Part 1 - What Happens in Vegas, Does Not Stay in Vegas

June 21st, 2018


The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so …

Episode 14: The Twilight Zone Bubble

June 14th, 2018


Facts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with …

Episode 13: Emotional Roller Coaster

June 7th, 2018


Nicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more …

Episode 12: Black Magic

May 31st, 2018


There's only room for one type of magic on a date with Nicole...Gypsy Magic. Let's just say there was magic on her most recent date, but it wasn't …

Episode 11: The Shit Show feat. Gyno Laura

May 24th, 2018


Buckle up, people! It's a bumpy ride. Nicole and Sarah had their own little Sunday Funday before the podcast started...and let's just can …

Episode 10: Cheerio, Mate!

May 17th, 2018


Nicole and London Mike actually went to fucking London and survived to talk about it. 

Episode 9: Part 2 - I Don't Know Why I'm Doing This feat. Rachel

May 10th, 2018


Nicole, Sarah and special guest, Rachel, go into the Homance vault and divulge various uncomfortable scenarios with random dudes. 

Episode 9: Part 1 - Full-lengths for Full-lengths feat. Rachel

May 3rd, 2018


Our new best friend, Rachel, joins us to share two hilarious vintage stories that are sure to delight. Be prepared for a real life bar encounter and an online app hookup gone awry. Rachel also designed our Drinks, Dicks …

Side Piece 5: Respect the Equipment

May 1st, 2018


Nicole and Sarah rant about going to the gym and all of the ridiculous antics that shouldn't be allowed...but happen anyway. 

Episode 8: Let Me Take My Socks Off

April 26th, 2018


Extended and unedited! This week, there's a 'Side Piece' and a full-length episode in "one fell swoop." You'll get the reference once you listen. …

Episode 7: Never Trust a Ginger feat. Kelly T

April 19th, 2018


Kelly T makes a celebrity appearance! Granny panties, candy waffles, broken signs and more.

Side Piece 4: So Not an Adventure Barbie

April 12th, 2018


Sarah quickly ruins her own fantasy of a romantic night by a pond with all that reality has to offer. Then, proceeds to ruin the fantasy for Nicole …

Episode 6: How old is too old? And the Detroit Podcast Festival

April 12th, 2018


Nicole and Sarah discuss a friend's relationship with an older man. They also recap the Detroit Podcast Festival where they did a live show. Then, …

Episode 5: The Origin Story

April 12th, 2018


How'd the Homance begin? Find out. 

Episode 4: Detroit Tigers Opening Day Shenanigans

April 3rd, 2018


Nicole and Sarah introduce you to Homance 2.0 and breaks down day drinking, near death experiences and a special moment with Mr. Detroit. 

Side Piece 3: Baby Baby

April 3rd, 2018


Nicole is annoyed by her friend's use of Daryl's signature "baby" in their text conversation. 

Episode 3: German Park and Sorta Black Willie

April 3rd, 2018


Nicole, Sarah and Kelly T take on German Park hungover. So much weirdness. Nicole sorta dates Sorta Black Willie. 

Side Piece 2: Squatty Potty Prize

April 3rd, 2018


Nicole and London Mike present Sarah with a precious gift. 

Side Piece 1: Pull Out Control

April 3rd, 2018

Sarah describes a project she worked on and it's inappropriate name. 

Episode 2: Personal Trainer Guy Continued and Gypsy Magic

April 3rd, 2018


Nicole discusses the outcome of her brunch with the personal trainer she was set up with by her co-worker. Sarah details the night that Nicole met …

Episode 1: The Hair Pimp and Personal Trainer Guy

March 28th, 2018


Sarah dives right into a vintage homance story about the time she went on a date with a middle eastern salesman from a mall kiosk. Nicole gets mildly …

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