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The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor

28 EpisodesProduced by The Gym RantWebsite

Hilarious weekly warped angry fitness RANTS for everyday gym goers. We “RANT” about common annoyances experienced on a daily basis in the gym. Once a week (sometimes more) we make fun of and discuss fitness & gym stereotypes, workouts, steroids, fad diets, nutrition hypes and MORE! No stereotype is … read more

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But were you FAT though?

July 8th, 2019


How relatable are 99.9999% of personal trainers? How many have actually struggled with body fat!?!? I mean really actually struggled, not just toning some lose extra pathetic amount of “fat”. But were they actually fat …

STEROID HATE: Why You Hate Steroid Users

June 3rd, 2019


This rant outlines 2 main reasons (combine the 2 for a 3rd reason) why you might hate on steroids. You can always dive deeper in to the weeds but it really does boil down to two reasons why you hate on them. This comes …


April 12th, 2019


FREE? Consumers claim to HATE bait and switch but for some reason swallow HORSE SHIT like Free Fitness Challenges and dig in to the BS pile waist deep and shovel the crap in to their mouths with two spoons. I’m SICK of …

Annoying New Members? New Year Resolution?

January 29th, 2019


Join me on my RANT about the REAL concerns with new memberships, New Year Resolution gym members, gym crowdedness and the Gym Industry's view on it …


January 24th, 2019


Envy feels like SHIT and will eat your soul! We go in to how destructive this is and how it takes over people when seeing success, fitness results or …

Bitches Be Crazy!

October 31st, 2018


Join the Big Booty Barbie and I on a Rant about girls (& guys) acting insecure when a significant other starts working out. We cover examples of things that are said, crazy sh*t that's said and what our opinion is …

Proper Gym Personal Space

October 23rd, 2018


In this episode we attack proper personal space and proper etiquette when choosing gym equipment & machines. This was brought on by a final weird experience recently in a big box gym. People, stick to your own …

Instant Therapy Session: Who Cares About You? (Bonus Series)

October 8th, 2018


This will be one of many "Instant Therapy" bonus episodes that will be released. During these Instant Therapy sessions it is our goal to give it to you straight, trim the fat, not sugar coat anything and give you …

Gym Drunkenness, Special Guests & The Big Booty Barbie

October 1st, 2018


Special episode featuring "Hashtag Pound Sign Not Ractist Irish Ryan" and his wife "Christine Killa-Mutha-Fugga Bolen"! We try our best to stay on …

BONUS: Stop Bitching, Quit Excuses & Shut Up!

September 24th, 2018


RANT WHILE DRIVING! ANGRY Bonus Episode! Join me on this last minute, random RANT which was recorded from the car during one of my morning commutes! …

STEROID use in Cops & First Responders

September 20th, 2018


Controversial stuff here! You wanted it and now you got it! Join this RANT topic about STEROID use with Cops, Law-Enforcement & First Responders! …

Planet Fitness Review

September 13th, 2018


Here we go! Another loaded episode for you! This episode comes at a request from a listener to give an opinion on Planet Fitness, they assumed that I …

BONUS: Is Using Steroids Cheating?

September 7th, 2018


BONUS RANT ALL! In this BONUS RANT you hear opinions on whether STEROIDS or Performance Enhancing/Performance Image Enhancing Drugs is considered cheating. Brought on by some engaging conversations over coffee after the …

Gym Flirting? Don’t Flatter Yourself

September 5th, 2018


Holy crap! Who else is sick of women thinking they're being hit on in the gym? This RANT is about all that and more! Being notified that you left …

Steroids, Myths, Truths, Q/A & Gym F*ckery

August 29th, 2018


This episode dives in to the frustrations experienced with the severe lack of basic STEROID use identification & education! Join me on my RANT …

Top Health Hacks! Or not?

August 16th, 2018


Today we RANT and dive in to the over used, watered down term- "HACK"! Everything is a HACK now? Click bait ads everywhere are using the term "HACK" to draw in crowds to everyday useless (or novice at best) supplements, …

THE DAD BOD - The New, Do You Even Lift!?

July 31st, 2018


Dad Bod? Is there even one solid definition of what a Dad Bod officially is!?!? We're SICK of hearing the term Dad Bod! Join us for a RANT about this …

Gym Crew Douchebags

July 17th, 2018


This RANT got a little angry! Join me on my RANT on Gym Crews Vs Workout Partners, the difference and what makes Gym Crew Douchebags! I lay it on THICK for these loud idiots in their matchy matchy coordinated outfits!

Hotel Gyms SUCK!

July 11th, 2018


24hr Fitness Center my ASS!!!! Join me on my RANT about the hotel industry's BULLSHIT claims to have a "24hr Fitness Centers" at their lodging institutions! We all know 8 out of 10 hotels that claim to have a "Fitness …

Spandex & String Tank Tops!

July 3rd, 2018


We RANT HARD on the Broga Pant wearing douchebags and the Sting-Kini wearing idiots in the Gym. MY Co-Host, the Big Booty Barbie, lays it on THICK for douchebags thinking they are BAD ASS for wearing these stupid …

Short Shit Guys & Steroids

June 28th, 2018


Join us on a RANT about the Napoleon Complex, Short Shit, Junior Juice Headed, Small-Man Syndrome idiots in the gym! It is time someone lays it out …

Imaginary Lat Syndrome or ILS

June 12th, 2018


Join us for Episode 5, a bonus episode, where we cover Imaginary Lat Syndrome or ILS. I have made numerous comments about ILS on my rants and felt the need to explain what it is. Of course in this episode we hint …

Stank ASS! We Pray That You Know Who You Are!

June 6th, 2018


Join us for another GYM RANT about the smelly, nasty, disgusting, gross A$$ Mother F*ckers in the gym who smell up the entire facility! In this …

Dramatic Gym Pacing AKA- Qui Chey Cain Pacing Tiger

May 31st, 2018


In this episode we Rant about the Gym Pacers! The idiots who take up tons of Realestate in the gym by pacing large areas between every set!!!! It's annoying bro! Settle down and knock it off!!!!

Full Resting DICK Face & Full Resting BITCH Face

May 16th, 2018


What's with the Full Resting Dick Face bro? You mad bro? In this episode we Rant about those "Hard Core" douchebags in the gym who seem to always …

Testosterone Replacement Vs. Steroids, Performance Enhancers

May 8th, 2018


Hey Rant listeners! As promised here is a rant on the differences of TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) and stereotypical STEROID use. We RANT about the idiots who claim to be on "TRT" but are obviously on 10 …

(BONUS) Rant while driving: Personal Trainer my F*CKIN A$$!! (Forgive the bluetooth audio)

April 19th, 2018


Recorded over bluetooth in the car, join me on my Rant about big box corporate gym personal trainers, what a JOKE! Enjoy bashing on the stereotypical joksters calling themselves a personal trainer and what it’s doing to …

(BONUS) Short Rant: The Water Jug Guy

April 12th, 2018


Short Rant about the water jug carrying morons in the gym

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