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The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

37 EpisodesProduced by Ann SloanWebsite

A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.

37 Episodes | 2019 - 2024

Gird Your Loins Trailer 1

February 20th, 2019

0:48

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become …

Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101

April 15th, 2019

17:44

Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!

Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102

April 29th, 2019

19:08

When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go …

Fighting Irish -- Ep 103

May 13th, 2019

17:38

Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a …

The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104

May 27th, 2019

18:39

Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the …

High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105

June 10th, 2019

19:03

When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.

CAST: Samantha Gordon …

The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106

June 24th, 2019

17:14

Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!

CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta …

Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107

July 8th, 2019

20:54

Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of …

Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE

July 22nd, 2019

22:11

Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.

Season Duh Trailer

December 10th, 2019

1:01

Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!

Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as …

Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201

January 20th, 2020

17:58

Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?

CAST:

Samantha …

Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202

February 3rd, 2020

18:52

When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her …

Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203

February 17th, 2020

19:47

Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas …

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs"

February 21st, 2020

2:06

Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator …

A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204

March 2nd, 2020

20:30

Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor Lissauer as Dave

The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205

March 16th, 2020

15:56

Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor …

No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206

March 30th, 2020

21:45

Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her …

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"

April 6th, 2020

1:42

Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.

CAST:

David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen

Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer

Written, produced, directed by Ann …

Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207

April 13th, 2020

18:48

Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything …

Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208

April 30th, 2020

21:42

Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will …

Quaranteen'ed Episode 1

June 29th, 2020

5:04

Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, …

Quaranteen'ed Episode 2

July 13th, 2020

5:08

Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is …

Quaranteen'ed Episode 3

July 27th, 2020

4:40

Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!

CAST:

Quaranteen'ed Episode 4

August 10th, 2020

5:44

Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki

Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan

MUSIC:

"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox

September 21st, 2020

2:19

Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back.

CAST:

David Allen as Nigel Pillow

Samantha …

Season Twah Trailer

October 5th, 2020

1:55

Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary.

Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as …

Vomit Draft -- Ep301

November 9th, 2020

18:17

Vomit Draft -- Ep 301

After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.

CAST:

Samantha …

Malibu Rehab -- Ep302

November 23rd, 2020

23:47

A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as …

Eat the Rich -- Ep303

December 7th, 2020

17:34

Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. 

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as …

The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304

December 21st, 2020

21:10

Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career …

Podicitis -- Ep305

January 4th, 2021

21:23

Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta …

Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306

January 18th, 2021

23:14

When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307

February 1st, 2021

18:39

Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy …

Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308

February 15th, 2021

24:17

The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.

CAST:

Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox

Trevor …

BONUS -- Spilling the Tea: A Conversation on Fiction Podcasting with Sean Howard

May 10th, 2021

25:08

Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the …

Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins"

September 2nd, 2021

27:12

Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in …

Farewell

February 22nd, 2024

0:39

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