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The Amelia Project

39 EpisodesProduced by Imploding FictionsWebsite

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. Start with episode 1.

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39 Episodes | 2017 - 2019

Prelude: Cocoa

November 16th, 2017

1:45

“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prelude to Episode 1.

01 Elizabeth Barlow

December 1st, 2017

19:57

"Prove you're the best…Call me." Season 1, Episode 1.

Prelude: Chateau Lafite

December 6th, 2017

3:00

“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prelude to Episode 2.

02 Zale Indigo Ravenheart

December 8th, 2017

19:39

"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 2.

Prelude: Empress Grey

December 20th, 2017

1:07

"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prelude to Episode 3.

03 Alicia Cairn

December 22nd, 2017

20:43

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 3.

Prelude: Bubble Liquid

January 3rd, 2018

1:40

“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prelude to Episode 4.

04 Nathaniel McBride

January 5th, 2018

19:05

"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4.

Prelude: Beer

January 17th, 2018

2:48

“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prelude to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode.

"How would you like to disappear?"

January 19th, 2018

26:57

Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager talk about the origins of The Amelia Project …

Prelude: Espresso

January 31st, 2018

2:41

“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prelude to Episode 5.

05 Siiri

February 2nd, 2018

21:33

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.

Prelude: Double Espresso

February 14th, 2018

4:09

”So the world is about to end?” Prelude to Episode 6.

06 Steve Laurence Stroud

February 16th, 2018

21:34

“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6. 

Prelude: Water

February 28th, 2018

3:41

"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prelude to Episode 7. 

07 Bob

March 2nd, 2018

16:15

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.

Prelude: Blood

March 14th, 2018

2:37

“I'm bleeding!” Prelude to Episode 8.

08 Luke Dougal

March 16th, 2018

21:50

"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.

Prelude: Semi Skimmed Milk

April 4th, 2018

2:17

“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prelude to Episode 9.

09 Percy

April 6th, 2018

17:17

“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.

Out Of Office

April 18th, 2018

6:06

"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"

Prelude: Peppermint Schnapps

May 16th, 2018

4:48

“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prelude to Episode 10.

10 Melissa Menken

May 18th, 2018

19:46

“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.

Prelude: Jumbo Pepsi

May 30th, 2018

4:01

“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prelude to Episode 11.

11 Tara & Lily - Season 1 Finale

May 31st, 2018

22:43

“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

Veuve Clicquot

June 22nd, 2018

6:25

“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.

12 Percy Part 2 - World Audio Drama Day Special

October 30th, 2018

31:31

“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12. In celebration of World Audio Drama Day. This episode continues the story of Episode 9, Percy. A …

13 Klaus - Christmas Special

December 14th, 2018

23:40

“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

LIVE from the BritPod Awards!

May 19th, 2019

3:13

Special announcement from the Amelia team!

For bonus content visit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Special

July 12th, 2019

28:23

“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”

Get in the mood for the upcoming season with a special behind the scenes …

14 Venerio

July 19th, 2019

27:17

“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”

Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

15 The Rejects

July 26th, 2019

21:48

“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”

Episode 15, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

16 The Italians

August 9th, 2019

25:51

“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

17 Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker

August 23rd, 2019

25:58

“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”

Episode 17, Season 2.

Includes a special sneak peak of one of the minisodes normally reserved …

18 Niseag

September 6th, 2019

19:05

“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”

Episode 18, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

This episode is brought to you by Dark Dice: https://darkdice.libsyn.com/

19 Cole

September 20th, 2019

22:17

“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”

Episode 19, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …

20 Cleo

October 4th, 2019

29:27

“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”

Episode 20, Season 2. Warning: This episode contains nudity.

Website: …

21 Ant

October 18th, 2019

21:14

“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”

Episode 21, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …

22 Richard - Season 2 Finale

November 1st, 2019

27:36

“I always obey the dice.”

Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

Our cross over live show with We Fix Space Junk at London Podcast Festival …

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