The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. The series starts as a succession of interviews with clients who want to fake their deaths, then slowly a larger narrative beg… read more
“But I can't work without cocoa!”
Prologue - Your journey into the world of The Amelia Project starts here!
With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
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"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight."
Season 1, Episode 1.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a …
"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing."
Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.
With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, …
"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means."
Season 1, Episode 2.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand …
“Do you mind if I smoke?"
Episode 3, Season 1.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality a wealthy woman …
“What? We're out of bubble liquid?”
Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.
With Julia C. Thorne.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Music and sound design by Fredrik …
"What do you want? Who are you?"
Season 1, Episode 4.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode we delve into a …
"It's all just so wonderful I can't get away!"
Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1.
Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein …
“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?”
Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.
With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
Written …
“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”
Season 1, Episode 5.
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”So the world is about to end?”
Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.
Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars.
Written and …
“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”
Season 1, Episode 6.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up …
"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!"
Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.
With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Directed …
“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”
Season 1, Episode 7.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode …
“I'm bleeding!”
Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.
With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Directed by Alan Burgon.
Music and sound …
"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.”
Season 1, Episode 8.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that …
“Don't even finish that sentence.”
Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.
With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Directed by Alan …
“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.”
Season 1, Episode 9.
The Amelia Project is a secret …
"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"
The Amelia Project is out of office, and there's a message from the the Amelia team.
With: Alan Burgon and …
“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!”
Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.
With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.
Written by Philip Thorne.
…
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.”
Season 1, Episode 10.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its …
“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.”
Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.
With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina.
Written by Philip …
“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers."
Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting …
“Leave your message after the beep.”
Real messages to The Amelia Project.
The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the …
“Are you sitting comfortably?”
Season 1, Episode 12.
With: Alan Burgon, Thomas Middler, Tanja Milojevic, Jen Sugden, Chris Sugden, Erin Kyan, Lee …
“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.”
Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.
With: Alan Burgon, Joshua Manning, Julia C. Thorne, …
“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”
A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The …
“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”
Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Mario Vernazza, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gemma Arrowsmith, Gianluca …
“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”
Episode 15, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Joseph Grimaldi, Beth Crane, James Oliva, …
“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.”
Episode 16, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Benjamin Noble, …
“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”
Episode 17, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Felix Trench, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gemma …
“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”
Episode 18, Season 2.
With Alan Burgon, Gemma Arrowsmith, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep …
“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”
Episode 19, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Gemma Arrowsmith, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Glyn Phillips, Dave Moskin, Modou Bah, Michael …
“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”
Episode 20, Season 2.
With: Layla Katib, Karim Kronfli, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. …
“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”
Episode 21, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Benjamin Noble, Torgny …
“I always obey the dice.”
Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Thomas Judd, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Julia …
“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”
Episode 23, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon and Tom Crowley.
Written and directed by Philip Thorne.
Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.
Recorded live at London …
“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”
Episode 24, Season 2.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Emily Stride and Felix Trench.
Written by …
“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.”
A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your …
“Amelia! I need you now! I’m absolutely desperate!”
Episode 1 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa.
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“Amelia. I’m going mad again. And it’s not an itch this time.”
Episode 2 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia …
“But, I have you! It’s you and me. We’re in this together, and together we can… I’m talking to the tape recorder.”
Episode 3 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
With: Alan Burgon.
Written by Alan Burgon.
Music and …
“The reason I haven’t called is because I’ve been... in hiding!”
Episode 4 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia …
“Okay, time for my self-interview…”
Episode 5 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
With: Alan Burgon.
Written by Oystein U. Brager.
Music and …
“The world might be in lockdown, but people still need to disappear.”
Episode 6 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.
Note that these minisodes …
“Gosh - I think you’ve just started with a question we can’t actually answer!”
This podcast never happened. The Amelia Project’s creators never joined Jess & Chris to chat the podcast's inception, or how they’re …
“We can just do Ip Dip Doo.”
Prologue, Season 3.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne and Julia Morizawa.
Written, directed and edited by Philip Thorne.
Sound …
“He’s right. We said we’d let the dice decide.”
Episode 25, Season 3.
With Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Amrita Acharia, Torgny G. …
“It's time to implement the third option. ”
Episode 26, Season 3.
With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Michael Govier, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin …
“Woof! Woof!”
Bonus episode with real voicemails from our listeners. Season 3.
Thanks to everyone who left a message on The Amelia Project answerphone, …
“When are you going to take the bag off my head?”
Episode 27, Season 3.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Andrei Zayats, Alexander …
“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.”
Episode 28, Season 3.
With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, James …
“That’s what’s landed me in this cluster fuddle: I’m just way too good!”
Episode 29, Season 3.
With: Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Tuyen …
“Look at that... A mansion. A mansion in the jungle...”
Episode 30, Season 3.
With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lani Minella, Lory Martinez and …
“Oleg, I'm so bored!”
Episode 31, Season 3.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Story editing by Oystein Brager.
Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.
Sound …
"I need a genius."
Episode 32, Season 3.
Written and directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.
Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves and Fredrik Baden.
With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrei Zayats, Alexander …
Xmas Special 2020 - The Christmas Thief
"Vodka in cocoa, now that’s quite the treat!"
Written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.
Music by Fredrik …
“Do you always arrive by propeller airplane?”
Episode 33, Season 3.
With: Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa and Federico Trujillo.
Written by Oystein Brager.
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“My name is Fredrik Baden. I’m a composer from Oslo, Norway, and this is How I Make Music.”
Theme Tune Bonus Episode
With Fredrik Baden
Created by John Bartmann
Last August, our very own Fredrik Baden was the featured …
“We've just got one week left until the launch of Season Three Part Two! And it's not going to write itself!”
A Recap Episode for Season 3 Part 1.
Oystein and Pip can’t remember what happened in Season 3 Part 1! With the …
“Sign up for potato peeling! Potato duty is the only time prisoners can talk in private!”
Sneak peek of Clara Knoff, a Patreon Exclusive bonus episode.
“Hello. I’m Pablo Perez Garcia. I’m the leader of the Panaraguan Pythons. Now, you are going to help me.”
Episode 34, Season 3.
With Julia Morizawa, …
“My name is Oleg Kamenev.”
Episode 35, Season 3.
With Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrey Zayats, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. …
“Oh god. I feel... drowsy. Where am I?”
Episode 36, Season 3.
With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex …
“Oh, wow, that is a... very small gun.”
Episode 37, Season 3.
With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex …
“Don't fret. Most people can't go five minutes without lying.”
Episode 38, Season 3.
With Antigoni Spanou, Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury and Stepan Chernyshev.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Story editing by Oystein Brager.
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“This is really going tits up isn't it.”
Episode 39, Season 3.
With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Arturo Tovar and …
“Tell me about the Robot Raves!”
Episode 40, Season 3.
With Alan Burgon and Eli Hamada McIlveen.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.
Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.
Graphic design …
“Why do people in this country always hide in the shadows?!”
Episode 41, Season 3 Finale.
With Federico Trujillo, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, …
“He’s our only connection to The Amelia Project!”
Season 3 Epilogue - Body Bag.
With Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble and Hemi Yeroham.
Written by Philip Thorne.
Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein …
“The answers to those questions are… maybe, maybe and maybe! Amelia is all about the secrets…”
Philip informs about the release of season 4, and we play a trailer for our upcoming mini-season “Forgive Amelia - a …
“I know this is a bit unorthodox of me, but right now I’ve got a car full of sinners with a mighty burden to get off their shoulders.”
Forgive Amelia …
“I must confess, I’ve never done this whole sit in a secret booth and unburden myself to a stranger behind a privacy screen thing.”
Forgive Amelia - A …
“The whole thing was senselessly naive.”
Forgive Amelia - A Triptych: Episode 3 - Amelia
A three part mini-season cross over with Forgive Me! by Rogue …
A strange message on the Amelia team's voicemail... is it a hoax? Is it from outer space? Could it be our friends and collaborators from the …
With Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Eli Hamada McIlveen, Andrei Zayats, Stéphane Gérard and Vincent Zuresco.
Written and edited by …
With Sheila Morris, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Stéphane Gérard and Tarquin as Sheba the cat
Written by Torgny G. Aanderaa and …
With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Ben Noble
Written by Philip Thorne
Story editing by Oystein Brager
Edited by Philip Thorne
Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager
Sound recording by …
With Carli Fish, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and Tarquin as Sheba the cat
Written by Oystein Brager
Story editing by Philip Thorne
…
This is the first minisode of the Patreon bonus series "The Alvina Archives." The full series (with new instalments every two weeks) is available by …
With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Ben Noble, Marissa Tandon and Graham Rowat
Written by Philip Thorne
Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden
Story editing by Oystein Brager
Edited by Philip …
Today, in between regular episodes, we're playing the first episode of The Ballad of Anne & Mary and introducing it with a brand new Amelia …
Merry Christmas everyone!
With Zach Valenti, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and and Tarquin as Sheba the cat
Written by Oystein Brager
…
A compilation of disappearance requests from listeners and fellow podcasters. If you would like to be featured in one these compilations, call us, or …
“I'm tired of your half baked hallucinations and fabricated fever dreams! I'm gonna tell you something that really happened.”
Episode 48, Season 4.
With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and …
"Only the bravest souls dare enter Monsieur Rêve's Dream Interpretorium..."
Episode 49, Season 4
With Alan Burgon, Tim Meredith, Julia C. Thorne and …
“So you have looked into the face of death! Stared at his blue complexion, heard his ragged breath!”
With Erin King, Hemi Yeroham, Jordan Cobb, Jessie Baade AKA Mama BangBang, Kiba Walker and Graham Rowat
Written, edited …
"Are you ready to be humbled, overwhelmed and undone?"
A special public release of an episode of the Patreon bonus series The Alvina Archives.
For more …
“Does that name mean anything to you? Think Haines, think!”
Episode 51, Season 4.
With Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, …
“Come at night. Wear dark clothes. When you approach Abbots Cliff, row four hundred and forty two yards south-south-east.”
You can find the Amelia …
“Welcome to Dover Petrol and Pretzels, do you want dough or diesel tonight?”
Episode 53, Season 4.
With Ben Meredith, Julia C. Thorne, Torgny …
“Mine colleagues and I art in urgent need of thy help. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...”
Episode 54, Season 4.
With Alan Burgon, Alex …
“Are those... antlers?”
With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Benjamin Noble
Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager
Story editing and sound editing by Philip Thorne
Sound design by Adam Raymonda
…
“We're coming, Sheba!”
Episode 56, Season 4 Finale.
With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne
Written and edited by Philip Thorne
Directed by Philip Thorne …
A bonus crossover episode between The Amelia Project & Where the Stars Fell!
Featuring Newton Schottelkotte, Madelyn Harvieux, Kiera Gill, Alan …
A flashback to the good old days at the London office, and a special announcement!
The Audio Advent Calendar is no longer on our feed! But you can …
"Next year you can bloody well do your own shopping!" A bonus minisode to celebrate reaching 80% of our crowdfunding goal to make The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar!
The Audio Advent Calendar is no longer on our …
"Are those headphones? Is that a microphone? Are you recording this?"
The Amelia Project is five years old and we're celebrating with a two part …
"Would you tell me what you are auditioning for?"
Featuring Julia Morizawa, Hemi Yeroham, Adam Raymonda, Julia C. Thorne and Philip Thorne.
Curious …
"Uncle?"
Written and edited by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.
Featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Rebekah McLoughlin as Lorraine Fletcher.
Find out more about The Amelia Project here, …
"Is this more of a Hannibal Lecter or a Magneto sort of situation?"
With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Graham Rowat, Federico Trujillo, Hemi Yeroham, …
"Martha Plum, may you rest in peace."
Featuring Julia Morizawa, Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb and Julia C. Thorne.
Written by …
"We don't make music for old hippies."
Featuring Laurence Owen, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.
Written by …
"You are the first person I have ever told this story."
Featuring Dino Kelly, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.
Written by Philip Thorne with …
"Pogo sticks! Music stands! Dental records! Toes!"
Listen to the full episode by becoming a patron from $5 here
"Do you remember the story about the phoenix?”
Featuring Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Lydia Orange, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.
Written …
"Do you trust me?"
Featuring Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandera, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Layla Katib, J.K …
The Audio Advent Calendar is no longer on our feed! But you can still listen to the supercut of all 25 episodes by becoming a patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast
Learn more about your ad choices. …
"Knock knock, who's there?"
Featuring Alan Burgon, Jason Nemor Harden, Fernando Tiberini and Stan Morris.
Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne.
Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden.
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"There is something I need to do."
Written by Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Featuring Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne and …
"It was the wildest of times..."
Season 5 Part 2 begins with a tale from the roaring twenties. Berlin is a party... but there is a threat on the horizon... How long can the party last?
Dedicated to Celeste Joos, …
"You are just a random person, discovering a message in a bottle..."
The first episode of our new bonus series The Arthur Archives, in which each …
"May have invented doomsday machine..."
In this episode The Interviewer and Kozlowski (Langston) are based in London, running The Daily Phoenix newspaper with their assistants Salinger and Joe. Of course the newspaper is …
"I come seeking Janus."
This episode takes us to London during the Victorian period. A man named Carl Granton seeks out The Brotherhood of the Phoenix, but is he really just the humble cabbie he claims to be? It turns …
"Is it a Spaghetti Western?"
It's time for a tale from the Wild West! So put on your cowboy boots, don your Stetson, and get ready to ride with Lord Darrell Arthur Duppa and Billy Gritt. Yeehaw!
This episode features Alan …
"Glass holds many secrets..."
During a performance of Donizetti's Il Castello di Kenilworth at Teatro di San Carlo in Naples, The Brotherhood of the …
"Liberté, égalité, fraternité"
Think you know the story of Marie Antoinette, last queen of France before the French Revolution? In this episode we …
"Not just any old pirate... Henry Avery! The king of the pirates!"
The Interviewer and Kozlowski are travelling on a merchant ship, The …
"My name was Argan. My profession: barber-surgeon..."
Brussels under the Spanish crown, a cultural melting pot, dignitaries and merchants passing …
Today we are introducing you to another show we think you might enjoy!
The Land Whale Murders, a Gilded Age comedic alternate history podcast about murders, birders, and confectionery capers. The year is 1899! Bumbling …
"I've always wanted to take a stab at printing!"
Johannes Gutenberg's invention has changed the way God's word is disseminated. Bible printing is big business, and never more so than in England 1631. Everyone wants a …
"My passion for body art goes way back..."
A break from our historical episodes. Mia, Jackie and Kozlowski need to gather wood for the dwindling fire. …
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