The Amelia Project

“But I can't work without cocoa!”

Prologue

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For …

"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight."

Season 1, Episode 1.

With Alan Burgon, Dave Moskin and Julia …

"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing."

Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, …

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means."

Season 1, Episode 2.

With Alan Burgon, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento, …

“What? We're out of bubble liquid?”

Prologue to Episode 3, Season 1.

With Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik …

"What do you want? Who are you?"

Season 1, Episode 3.

With Alan Burgon, Robert Cudmore and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by …

“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!”

Prologue to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode, Season 1.

With Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and …

"It's all just so wonderful I can't get away!"

Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1.

Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein …

“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?”

Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written …

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”

Season 1, Episode 5.

…

”So the world is about to end?”

Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.

Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars.

Written and …

“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”

Season 1, Episode 6. 

With Alan Burgon, Dean Clark, …

"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!"

Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed …

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”

Season 1, Episode 7.

With: Alan Burgon, Modou Bah and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne.

…

“I'm bleeding!”

Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound …

"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the …

“Don't even finish that sentence.”

Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan …

“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.”

Season 1, Episode 9.

With: Alan Burgon, Tom Middler, …

"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"

The Amelia Project is out of office, and there's a message from the the Amelia team.

With: Alan Burgon and …

“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!”

Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

…

“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.”

Season 1, Episode 10.

With: Alan Burgon, Kudra Owens, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, …

“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.”

Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina.

Written by Philip …

“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers."

Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

With: Alan Burgon, Sarah …

“Leave your message after the beep.”

Real messages to The Amelia Project.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the …

“Are you sitting comfortably?”

Season 1, Episode 12.

With: Alan Burgon, Thomas Middler, Tanja Milojevic, Jen Sugden, Chris Sugden, Erin Kyan, Lee …

“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.”

Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

With: Alan Burgon, Joshua Manning, Julia C. Thorne, …

“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”

A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The …

“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”

Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Mario Vernazza, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gemma Arrowsmith, Gianluca …

“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”

Episode 15, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Joseph Grimaldi, Beth Crane, James Oliva, …

“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.”

Episode 16, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Benjamin Noble, …

“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”

Episode 17, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Felix Trench, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gemma …

“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”

Episode 18, Season 2.

With Alan Burgon, Gemma Arrowsmith, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep …

“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”

Episode 19, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Gemma Arrowsmith, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Glyn Phillips, Dave Moskin, Modou Bah, Michael …

“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”

Episode 20, Season 2.

With: Layla Katib, Karim Kronfli, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. …

“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”

Episode 21, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Benjamin Noble, Torgny …

“I always obey the dice.”

Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Thomas Judd, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Julia …

“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”

Episode 23, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon and Tom Crowley.

Written and directed by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Recorded live at London …

“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”

Episode 24, Season 2.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Emily Stride and Felix Trench.

Written by …

“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.”

A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your …

“Amelia! I need you now! I’m absolutely desperate!”

Episode 1 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia Morizawa.

…

“Amelia. I’m going mad again. And it’s not an itch this time.”

Episode 2 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia …

“But, I have you! It’s you and me. We’re in this together, and together we can… I’m talking to the tape recorder.”

Episode 3 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

With: Alan Burgon.

Written by Alan Burgon.

Music and …

“The reason I haven’t called is because I’ve been... in hiding!”

Episode 4 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

With: Julia C. Thorne and Julia …

“Okay, time for my self-interview…”

Episode 5 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

With: Alan Burgon.

Written by Oystein U. Brager.

Music and …

“The world might be in lockdown, but people still need to disappear.”

Episode 6 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

Note that these minisodes …

“Gosh - I think you’ve just started with a question we can’t actually answer!”

This podcast never happened. The Amelia Project’s creators never joined Jess & Chris to chat the podcast's inception, or how they’re …

“We can just do Ip Dip Doo.”

Prologue, Season 3.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne and Julia Morizawa.

Written, directed and edited by Philip Thorne.

Sound …

“He’s right. We said we’d let the dice decide.”

Episode 25, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Amrita Acharia, Torgny G. …

“It's time to implement the third option. ”

Episode 26, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Michael Govier, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin …

“Woof! Woof!”

Bonus episode with real voicemails from our listeners. Season 3.

Thanks to everyone who left a message on The Amelia Project answerphone, …

“When are you going to take the bag off my head?”

Episode 27, Season 3.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Andrei Zayats, Alexander …

“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.”

Episode 28, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, James …

“That’s what’s landed me in this cluster fuddle: I’m just way too good!”

Episode 29, Season 3.

With: Alan Burgon, Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Tuyen …

“Look at that... A mansion. A mansion in the jungle...”

Episode 30, Season 3.

With: Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lani Minella, Lory Martinez and …

“Oleg, I'm so bored!”

Episode 31, Season 3.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound …

"I need a genius."

Episode 32, Season 3.

Written and directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves and Fredrik Baden.

With: Alan Burgon, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrei Zayats, Alexander …

Xmas Special 2020 - The Christmas Thief

"Vodka in cocoa, now that’s quite the treat!"

Written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Music by Fredrik …

“Do you always arrive by propeller airplane?”

Episode 33, Season 3.

With: Julia Thorne, Julia Morizawa and Federico Trujillo.

Written by Oystein Brager.

…

“My name is Fredrik Baden. I’m a composer from Oslo, Norway, and this is How I Make Music.”

Theme Tune Bonus Episode

With Fredrik Baden

Created by John Bartmann

Last August, our very own Fredrik Baden was the featured …

“We've just got one week left until the launch of Season Three Part Two! And it's not going to write itself!”

A Recap Episode for Season 3 Part 1.

Oystein and Pip can’t remember what happened in Season 3 Part 1! With the …

“Sign up for potato peeling! Potato duty is the only time prisoners can talk in private!”

Sneak peek of Clara Knoff, a Patreon Exclusive bonus episode.

“Hello. I’m Pablo Perez Garcia. I’m the leader of the Panaraguan Pythons. Now, you are going to help me.”

Episode 34, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, …

“My name is Oleg Kamenev.”

Episode 35, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrey Zayats, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. …

“Oh god. I feel... drowsy. Where am I?”

Episode 36, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex …

“Oh, wow, that is a... very small gun.”

Episode 37, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex …

“Don't fret. Most people can't go five minutes without lying.”

Episode 38, Season 3.

With Antigoni Spanou, Alan Burgon, Alexander Mercury and Stepan Chernyshev.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Story editing by Oystein Brager.

…

“This is really going tits up isn't it.”

Episode 39, Season 3.

With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Arturo Tovar and …

“Tell me about the Robot Raves!”

Episode 40, Season 3.

With Alan Burgon and Eli Hamada McIlveen.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Graphic design …

“Why do people in this country always hide in the shadows?!”

Episode 41, Season 3 Finale.

With Federico Trujillo, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, …

“He’s our only connection to The Amelia Project!”

Season 3 Epilogue - Body Bag.

With Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble and Hemi Yeroham.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein …

“The answers to those questions are… maybe, maybe and maybe! Amelia is all about the secrets…”

Philip informs about the release of season 4, and we play a trailer for our upcoming mini-season “Forgive Amelia - a …

“I know this is a bit unorthodox of me, but right now I’ve got a car full of sinners with a mighty burden to get off their shoulders.”

Forgive Amelia …

“I must confess, I’ve never done this whole sit in a secret booth and unburden myself to a stranger behind a privacy screen thing.”

Forgive Amelia - A …

“The whole thing was senselessly naive.”

Forgive Amelia - A Triptych: Episode 3 - Amelia

A three part mini-season cross over with Forgive Me! by Rogue …

A strange message on the Amelia team's voicemail... is it a hoax? Is it from outer space? Could it be our friends and collaborators from the …

With Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Eli Hamada McIlveen, Andrei Zayats, Stéphane Gérard and Vincent Zuresco.

Written and edited by …

With Sheila Morris, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Stéphane Gérard and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Torgny G. Aanderaa and …

With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Ben Noble 

Written by Philip Thorne

Story editing by Oystein Brager

Edited by Philip Thorne 

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager

Sound recording by …

With Carli Fish, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Oystein Brager

Story editing by Philip Thorne

…

This is the first minisode of the Patreon bonus series "The Alvina Archives." The full series (with new instalments every two weeks) is available by …

With Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Ben Noble, Marissa Tandon and Graham Rowat

Written by Philip Thorne

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden

Story editing by Oystein Brager

Edited by Philip …

Today, in between regular episodes, we're playing the first episode of The Ballad of Anne & Mary and introducing it with a brand new Amelia …

Merry Christmas everyone!

With Zach Valenti, Alan Burgon, Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne and and Tarquin as Sheba the cat

Written by Oystein Brager

…

A compilation of disappearance requests from listeners and fellow podcasters. If you would like to be featured in one these compilations, call us, or …

“I'm tired of your half baked hallucinations and fabricated fever dreams! I'm gonna tell you something that really happened.”

Episode 48, Season 4. 

With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and …

"Only the bravest souls dare enter Monsieur Rêve's Dream Interpretorium..."

Episode 49, Season 4

With Alan Burgon, Tim Meredith, Julia C. Thorne and …

“So you have looked into the face of death! Stared at his blue complexion, heard his ragged breath!”

With Erin King, Hemi Yeroham, Jordan Cobb, Jessie Baade AKA Mama BangBang, Kiba Walker and Graham Rowat

Written, edited …

"Are you ready to be humbled, overwhelmed and undone?"

A special public release of an episode of the Patreon bonus series The Alvina Archives.

For more …

“Does that name mean anything to you? Think Haines, think!”

Episode 51, Season 4. 

With Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, …

“Come at night. Wear dark clothes. When you approach Abbots Cliff, row four hundred and forty two yards south-south-east.”

You can find the Amelia …

“Welcome to Dover Petrol and Pretzels, do you want dough or diesel tonight?”

Episode 53, Season 4. 

With Ben Meredith, Julia C. Thorne, Torgny …

“Mine colleagues and I art in urgent need of thy help. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...”

Episode 54, Season 4. 

With Alan Burgon, Alex …

“Are those... antlers?”

With Jordan Cobb, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Benjamin Noble 

Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager

Story editing and sound editing by Philip Thorne 

Sound design by Adam Raymonda

…

“We're coming, Sheba!”

Episode 56, Season 4 Finale. 

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne

Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Directed by Philip Thorne …

A bonus crossover episode between The Amelia Project & Where the Stars Fell!

Featuring Newton Schottelkotte, Madelyn Harvieux, Kiera Gill, Alan …

A flashback to the good old days at the London office, and a special announcement!

The Audio Advent Calendar is no longer on our feed! But you can …

"Next year you can bloody well do your own shopping!" A bonus minisode to celebrate reaching 80% of our crowdfunding goal to make The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar!

The Audio Advent Calendar is no longer on our …

"Are those headphones? Is that a microphone? Are you recording this?"

The Amelia Project is five years old and we're celebrating with a two part …

"Would you tell me what you are auditioning for?"

Featuring Julia Morizawa, Hemi Yeroham, Adam Raymonda, Julia C. Thorne and Philip Thorne.

Curious …

"Uncle?"

Written and edited by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

Featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Rebekah McLoughlin as Lorraine Fletcher.

Find out more about The Amelia Project here, …

"Is this more of a Hannibal Lecter or a Magneto sort of situation?"

With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Graham Rowat, Federico Trujillo, Hemi Yeroham, …

"Martha Plum, may you rest in peace."

Featuring Julia Morizawa, Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by …

"We don't make music for old hippies."

Featuring Laurence Owen, Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written by …

"You are the first person I have ever told this story."

Featuring Dino Kelly, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written by Philip Thorne with …

"Pogo sticks! Music stands! Dental records! Toes!"

Listen to the full episode by becoming a patron from $5 here

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"Do you remember the story about the phoenix?”

Featuring Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Hemi Yeroham, Lydia Orange, Erin King and Jordan Cobb.

Written …

"Do you trust me?"

Featuring Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandera, Hemi Yeroham, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Julia C. Thorne, Alan Burgon, Layla Katib, J.K …

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