The Amelia Project
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. Start with episode 1.
Prelude: Cocoa
November 16th, 2017
“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prelude to Episode 1.
01 Elizabeth Barlow
December 1st, 2017
"Prove you're the best…Call me." Season 1, Episode 1.
Prelude: Chateau Lafite
December 6th, 2017
“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prelude to Episode 2.
02 Zale Indigo Ravenheart
December 8th, 2017
"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 2.
Prelude: Empress Grey
December 20th, 2017
"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prelude to Episode 3.
03 Alicia Cairn
December 22nd, 2017
"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 3.
Prelude: Bubble Liquid
January 3rd, 2018
“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prelude to Episode 4.
04 Nathaniel McBride
January 5th, 2018
"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4.
Prelude: Beer
January 17th, 2018
“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prelude to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode.
"How would you like to disappear?"
January 19th, 2018
Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager talk about the origins of The Amelia Project …
Prelude: Espresso
January 31st, 2018
“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prelude to Episode 5.
05 Siiri
February 2nd, 2018
“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.
Prelude: Double Espresso
February 14th, 2018
”So the world is about to end?” Prelude to Episode 6.
06 Steve Laurence Stroud
February 16th, 2018
“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6.
Prelude: Water
February 28th, 2018
"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prelude to Episode 7.
07 Bob
March 2nd, 2018
“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.
Prelude: Blood
March 14th, 2018
“I'm bleeding!” Prelude to Episode 8.
08 Luke Dougal
March 16th, 2018
"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.
Prelude: Semi Skimmed Milk
April 4th, 2018
“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prelude to Episode 9.
09 Percy
April 6th, 2018
“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.
Out Of Office
April 18th, 2018
"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"
Prelude: Peppermint Schnapps
May 16th, 2018
“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prelude to Episode 10.
10 Melissa Menken
May 18th, 2018
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.
Prelude: Jumbo Pepsi
May 30th, 2018
“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prelude to Episode 11.
11 Tara & Lily - Season 1 Finale
May 31st, 2018
“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.
Veuve Clicquot
June 22nd, 2018
“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.
12 Percy Part 2 - World Audio Drama Day Special
October 30th, 2018
“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12. In celebration of World Audio Drama Day. This episode continues the story of Episode 9, Percy. A …
13 Klaus - Christmas Special
December 14th, 2018
“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.
LIVE from the BritPod Awards!
May 19th, 2019
Special announcement from the Amelia team!
For bonus content visit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast
Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Special
July 12th, 2019
“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”
Get in the mood for the upcoming season with a special behind the scenes …
14 Venerio
July 19th, 2019
“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”
Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast
15 The Rejects
July 26th, 2019
“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”
Episode 15, Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast
16 The Italians
August 9th, 2019
“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast
17 Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker
August 23rd, 2019
“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”
Episode 17, Season 2.
Includes a special sneak peak of one of the minisodes normally reserved …
18 Niseag
September 6th, 2019
“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”
Episode 18, Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast
This episode is brought to you by Dark Dice: https://darkdice.libsyn.com/
19 Cole
September 20th, 2019
“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”
Episode 19, Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …
20 Cleo
October 4th, 2019
“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”
Episode 20, Season 2. Warning: This episode contains nudity.
Website: …
21 Ant
October 18th, 2019
“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”
Episode 21, Season 2.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …
22 Richard - Season 2 Finale
November 1st, 2019
“I always obey the dice.”
Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.
Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast
Our cross over live show with We Fix Space Junk at London Podcast Festival …
Going live!
January 13th, 2020
“You’re in the future listening to me in the past announcing something that’s about to happen… which is a little bit odd.”
Philip is on his way to the very first Amelia Project live show in the UK, and he’s got exciting …
23 Andy Spark - LIVE SHOW - crossover with We Fix Space Junk
January 16th, 2020
“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”
Episode 23, Season 2.
A special crossover episode with We Fix Space Junk recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2019. The episode will also be released on We …
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