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The Amelia Project

44 EpisodesProduced by Imploding FictionsWebsite

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. Start with episode 1.

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44 Episodes | 2017 - 2020

Prelude: Cocoa

November 16th, 2017

1:45

“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prelude to Episode 1.

01 Elizabeth Barlow

December 1st, 2017

19:57

"Prove you're the best…Call me." Season 1, Episode 1.

Prelude: Chateau Lafite

December 6th, 2017

3:00

“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prelude to Episode 2.

02 Zale Indigo Ravenheart

December 8th, 2017

19:39

"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 2.

Prelude: Empress Grey

December 20th, 2017

1:07

"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prelude to Episode 3.

03 Alicia Cairn

December 22nd, 2017

20:43

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 3.

Prelude: Bubble Liquid

January 3rd, 2018

1:40

“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prelude to Episode 4.

04 Nathaniel McBride

January 5th, 2018

19:05

"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4.

Prelude: Beer

January 17th, 2018

2:48

“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prelude to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode.

"How would you like to disappear?"

January 19th, 2018

26:57

Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager talk about the origins of The Amelia Project …

Prelude: Espresso

January 31st, 2018

2:41

“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prelude to Episode 5.

05 Siiri

February 2nd, 2018

21:33

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.

Prelude: Double Espresso

February 14th, 2018

4:09

”So the world is about to end?” Prelude to Episode 6.

06 Steve Laurence Stroud

February 16th, 2018

21:34

“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6. 

Prelude: Water

February 28th, 2018

3:41

"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prelude to Episode 7. 

07 Bob

March 2nd, 2018

16:15

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.

Prelude: Blood

March 14th, 2018

2:37

“I'm bleeding!” Prelude to Episode 8.

08 Luke Dougal

March 16th, 2018

21:50

"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.

Prelude: Semi Skimmed Milk

April 4th, 2018

2:17

“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prelude to Episode 9.

09 Percy

April 6th, 2018

17:17

“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.

Out Of Office

April 18th, 2018

6:06

"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"

Prelude: Peppermint Schnapps

May 16th, 2018

4:48

“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prelude to Episode 10.

10 Melissa Menken

May 18th, 2018

19:46

“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.

Prelude: Jumbo Pepsi

May 30th, 2018

4:01

“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prelude to Episode 11.

11 Tara & Lily - Season 1 Finale

May 31st, 2018

22:43

“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

Veuve Clicquot

June 22nd, 2018

6:25

“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.

12 Percy Part 2 - World Audio Drama Day Special

October 30th, 2018

31:31

“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12. In celebration of World Audio Drama Day. This episode continues the story of Episode 9, Percy. A …

13 Klaus - Christmas Special

December 14th, 2018

23:40

“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

LIVE from the BritPod Awards!

May 19th, 2019

3:13

Special announcement from the Amelia team!

For bonus content visit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Special

July 12th, 2019

28:23

“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”

Get in the mood for the upcoming season with a special behind the scenes …

14 Venerio

July 19th, 2019

27:17

“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”

Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

15 The Rejects

July 26th, 2019

21:48

“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”

Episode 15, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

16 The Italians

August 9th, 2019

25:51

“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

17 Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker

August 23rd, 2019

25:58

“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”

Episode 17, Season 2.

Includes a special sneak peak of one of the minisodes normally reserved …

18 Niseag

September 6th, 2019

19:05

“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”

Episode 18, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

This episode is brought to you by Dark Dice: https://darkdice.libsyn.com/

19 Cole

September 20th, 2019

22:17

“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”

Episode 19, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …

20 Cleo

October 4th, 2019

29:27

“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”

Episode 20, Season 2. Warning: This episode contains nudity.

Website: …

21 Ant

October 18th, 2019

21:14

“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”

Episode 21, Season 2.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: …

22 Richard - Season 2 Finale

November 1st, 2019

27:36

“I always obey the dice.”

Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast

Our cross over live show with We Fix Space Junk at London Podcast Festival …

Going live!

January 13th, 2020

1:37

“You’re in the future listening to me in the past announcing something that’s about to happen… which is a little bit odd.”

Philip is on his way to the very first Amelia Project live show in the UK, and he’s got exciting …

23 Andy Spark - LIVE SHOW - crossover with We Fix Space Junk

January 16th, 2020

42:24

“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”

Episode 23, Season 2.

A special crossover episode with We Fix Space Junk recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2019. The episode will also be released on We …

One Million Downloads!

January 21st, 2020

0:52

We've reached one million downloads!  Here's a thank you from the Amelia gang.  Cocoa for everyone! 

Do you want to become a patron of the show and get access to case files, minisodes and other extra material? Then …

24 Phil & Amber - LIVE SHOW - Valentine’s Day Special

February 14th, 2020

28:55

“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”

Episode 24, Season 2.

A stand alone episode recorded live at PodUK 2020 at Milliennium Point in Birmingham.

Check out PodUK: https://www.rocksaltevents.com/

Website:

HAMMER - Lockdown Bonus

March 28th, 2020

17:53

“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.”

This lockdown special contains HAMMER, our cross over episode with SCP Archives, and our minisode for Listen. Rinse. Repeat.

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