The Amelia Project

“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prelude to Episode 1.

"Prove you're the best…Call me." Season 1, Episode 1.

“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prelude to Episode 2.

"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 2.

"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prelude to Episode 3.

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 3.

“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prelude to Episode 4.

"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4.

“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prelude to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode.

Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager talk about the origins of The Amelia Project …

“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prelude to Episode 5.

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.

”So the world is about to end?” Prelude to Episode 6.

“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6. 

"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prelude to Episode 7. 

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.

“I'm bleeding!” Prelude to Episode 8.

"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.

“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prelude to Episode 9.

“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.

"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!"

“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prelude to Episode 10.

“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.

“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prelude to Episode 11.

“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.

“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12. In celebration of World Audio Drama Day. This episode continues the story of Episode 9, Percy. A …

“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

Special announcement from the Amelia team!

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“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!”

Get in the mood for the upcoming season with a special behind the scenes …

“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”

Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

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“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”

Episode 15, Season 2.

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“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.

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“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”

Episode 17, Season 2.

Includes a special sneak peak of one of the minisodes normally reserved …

“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”

Episode 18, Season 2.

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“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”

Episode 19, Season 2.

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“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”

Episode 20, Season 2. Warning: This episode contains nudity.

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“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”

Episode 21, Season 2.

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“I always obey the dice.”

Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

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Our cross over live show with We Fix Space Junk at London Podcast Festival …

“You’re in the future listening to me in the past announcing something that’s about to happen… which is a little bit odd.”

Philip is on his way to the very first Amelia Project live show in the UK, and he’s got exciting …

“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”

Episode 23, Season 2.

A special crossover episode with We Fix Space Junk recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2019. The episode will also be released on We …

We've reached one million downloads!  Here's a thank you from the Amelia gang.  Cocoa for everyone! 

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“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”

Episode 24, Season 2.

A stand alone episode recorded live at PodUK 2020 at Milliennium Point in Birmingham.

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“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.”

This lockdown special contains HAMMER, our cross over episode with SCP Archives, and our minisode for Listen. Rinse. Repeat.

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