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The Absolute Peach

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Stupidly sublime comedy podcast. Blending snark and silliness, since 2007.

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TAP S12 E03: Cars & Crumbs

February 4th, 2019


In this show, we meet a woman who has fallen in love with a plane, hear a revolutionary new idea for controlling bad drivers, get creeped out by …

TAP S12 E02: Pits & Politeness

January 23rd, 2019


Ben and Gavin learn in disbelief of people who throw diapers out of high-rise buildings, and explore the pitiful extremes of politeness. Plus, we …

TAP S12 E01: Hacks & Harvests

January 6th, 2019


In which Ben shares the tale of a disastrous haircut and a ridiculous restaurant experience, and we learn the meaning of the word 'THICC' and the …

TAP: Twizzles & Tidings

December 25th, 2018


It's been a long time coming, but you asked for it, and here it is. A brand new episode of The Peach, just in time for Christmas!
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TAP Series 11 Episode 21: Christmas Songs & Cool Gone Wrong

December 25th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about the latest Christmas hits, if there are any and Joe tries to be down with the kids, which doesn't end well. Merry …

TAP: Social Media & Feminist Fairytales

December 16th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about how they struggle with social media and Joe tells us about how feminists are now trying to ruin fairytales. WATCH this …

TAP: Bustin' Ghosts & Awkward Gym Moments

November 27th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about the not so new Ghostbusters film and Ben entertains us with another awkward story from his time in the gym.
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TAP: Lonely Hearts & Hot Hipsters

November 27th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about lonely hearts for the more mature gentleman and get an insight into the life of some hot hipsters.
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TAP: Old Man Pubs & Reaching Your Peak

November 27th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about whether or not they're on a downward spiral, Joe's trip to his homeland and something called Harry Potter Go!
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TAP: Alien Dogs & Big Boy Drinks

October 25th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about aliens visiting earth, Ben's penchant for fine wine and the local bus company's most valuable player.
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TAP: Wacky Kooks & Working For Your Enemy

October 17th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about Scary Clowns, Joe's new career as an entertainer, awkward events and we discover that Ben's son finds Joe absolutely …

TAP: Dating, Tattoos & Weird Eating

October 10th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about rebels getting tattoos, eating too much food, Ben's new gym buddies and Joe gives out some dating advice.
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TAP Series 11 Episode 20: Pens, Pineapples & One Bad Gum

October 3rd, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about the latest YouTube sensation: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, X-Factor, Bear Grylls The Island and Joe's life threatening …

TAP Series 11 Episode 19: Nudes & Nutcases

September 26th, 2016


Ben and Joe are talking about nudist beaches, gym shower etiquette, failing at swimming and the dangers of looking like a corpse while on holiday. 

TAP Series 11 Episode 18: Poking & Joking

August 9th, 2016


The boys are back in town, talking Pokemon Go, vegetarian food and why people make such a fuss about Bath Stone. Plus, Ben has embarrassed himself. …

TAP Series 11 Episode 17: Peel & Real

June 5th, 2016


Stop pretending, it's time to reveal the real you. We dive deep into how people represent themselves, starting with Helen Mirren. Obviously. 
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TAP Series 11 Episode 16: Shake & Scream

May 14th, 2016


Tales of awkward interactions are something of a staple here on The Peach, and this week Ben shares yet another of his cringeworthy encounters. Plus, Joe spits on the heads of some children. 
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TAP Series 11 Episode 15: Tykes & Torpedos

May 6th, 2016


The Peach has been away for six months, which, by complete coincidence, is the exact age of Ben's first born son. We delve into why Ben can no longer speak properly, why Joe hates the youth, and find out how one of the …

TAP Series 11 Episode 14: Bites & Blonx

October 24th, 2015


As well as new instalments of favourite segments ‘Cret A Manger’ and ‘News Watch’, Ben shares yet another awkward story. Meanwhile, Joe has been …

TAP Series 11 Episode 13: Buff & Gruff

October 15th, 2015


The series of unfortunate events that is Ben's life continues with possibly the most awkward story ever told on the show. 
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TAP Series 11 Episode 12: Doom & Boon

October 9th, 2015


A woman is making people crazy on the internet by suing a man who saved her unconscious self from drowning for ‘save rape’. We also discuss the future of the human race, and the upcoming Facebook Empathy button. You …

TAP Series 11 Episode 11: Scraps & Fraps

September 25th, 2015


Joe is accused of being a hipster for his iced coffee habit. Somehow, Ben is still surprised by the level of sheer drivel that’s being shared around Facebook, and shares of his recent run-ins with dogs. 
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TAP Series 11 Episode 10: Sprint & Shuffle

September 17th, 2015


In this week's show, Joe shares how he had an unpleasant experience on holiday, was shunned by a dentist, and short-changed an ex-pro wrestler at …

TAP Series 11 Episode 09: Slurring & Sharing

August 2nd, 2015


Ben has huge news. Joe tells a story of his childhood, and, despite having been training his brain, appears to be having minor brain problems …

TAP Series 11 Episode 08: Gold & Fancy

July 23rd, 2015


Incapable of just answering a simple question, the guys get themselves into a right state discussing a “would you rather”. We also look at the type …

TAP Series 11 Episode 07: Moister & Moisture

July 9th, 2015


This is one of those shows where Joe comes up with an idea, and then things take a turn into flights of lunatic fantasy. You know, the ones you love. 

TAP Series 11 Episode 06: Odds & Bods

May 27th, 2015


The ‘Dad Bod’ is all the rage, and we explore just why that is. Joe has been the victim of small talk at work, and goes on a rant about girl scouts, …

TAP Series 11 Episode 05: Fun & Fine Wine

May 19th, 2015


Joe arrives at the studio red in the face, and Ben chastises him for allegedly dodging a barbecue invitation. Plus, for some reason, Ben has been to a Family Fun Day, which leads to an exploration of the nature of fun. 

TAP Series 11 Episode 04: Smarts & Spots

May 2nd, 2015


Joe tries to explain what's wrong with Ben, the boys wonder whether or not they're above average intelligence, and we hear about the near-death …

TAP Series 11 Episode 03: Pouts & Parrots

April 25th, 2015


Parrot news, weirdos in supermarkets and the stupid things that girls do are covered this week. Budgerigard. 
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TAP: Stars & Sweats

April 19th, 2015


London, the Apple Watch and the Beckhams get the Peach treatment in this bonus episode.
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TAP Series 11 Episode 02: Posture & Poltergeists

March 26th, 2015


This week, Joe's beard is bigger than ever and sparks a full, rich and ridiculous tangent of its very own. Meanwhile, Ben has hurt his arm and has …

TAP Series 11 Episode 01: Shelves & Strangers

February 27th, 2015


Joe's beard and hair may lead him to lose almost all bodily faculties. Also, Ben used to sleep on a shelf, apparently. Welcome to the new series! 
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TAP Series 10 Episode 20: Fault & Pepper

February 7th, 2015


The final show of Series 10 has come around, but don’t panic! We’re not going anywhere. We’re rolling right into the new series, with lots of …

TAP Series 10 Episode 19: Pooh & Pronunciation

January 24th, 2015


The Peach returns for the very first show of 2015! We cover such key topics as swan racism, people being offended by nothing and how to pronounce the …

TAP Series 10 Episode 18: Jingle & Kringle

December 24th, 2014


Christmas has rolled around once again, and Joe and Ben are here to bring you our Christmas special – a gift-wrapped bundle of seasonal stuff and …

TAP Series 10 Episode 17: Terms & Titmice

December 20th, 2014


Ben and Joe express their utter disgust at some unbelievable examples of 'management speak', and wonder what's so good about something being 'acorn …

TAP Series 10 Episode 16: Chills & Children

December 7th, 2014


Ben and Joe talk about kids, Frozen, and, on a lighter note, go off on a tangent about the Earth's impending doom at the hands of technology. 
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TAP Series 10 Episode 15: Bonfires & Barbells

November 30th, 2014


In which Joe calls Ben out on his gym behaviour, we talk about thieves (both human and otherwise), and sparks fly at a firework display (not …

TAP Series 10 Episode 14: Effects & Eardrums

November 15th, 2014


The boys discuss the controversial change to the Coca-Cola Christmas advert, struggle to understand people think 'Trick or Treating' is fine to do, …

TAP Series 10 Episode 13: Flavour & Favour

November 1st, 2014


The events of the week have gotten Ben all riled up, we talk about an unbelievable airport confiscation story, and Joe tries to change Ben's opinions …

TAP Series 10 Episode 12: Tales & Fails

October 19th, 2014


Shame, shame and more shame! This episode is pretty much non-stop stories from start to finish. If you enjoy laughing at our misfortune, you are …

TAP Series 10 Episode 11: Swimming & Gymming

October 9th, 2014


This show is packed with rants, stories and embarrassment. Ben vents his rage about idiots at the gym and people who don't know how to be civilised, and Joe shares an unbelievably awkward Map of Shame. 
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TAP Series 10 Episode 10: Watches & WhyPhones

October 4th, 2014


This show opens with a tirade against heaters. Sure. Also, Ben's sick and tired of his phone and wants an iPhone 6, and Successful Living Joe rants …

TAP Series 10 Episode 09: Bangers & Bombers

September 17th, 2014


In a return to our 1-hour podcast format, this show is brimming with classic TAP moments. Ben rants about people taking photos and other people who …

TAP Series 10 Episode 08: Guns & Gums

August 14th, 2014


Fights, flexing and cats on the toilet. Oh, and a brilliant joke involving cheese. 
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TAP Series 10 Episode 07: Arguments & Adrenaline

August 3rd, 2014


The guys discuss why the show is like watching people careening towards a precipice, and Joe shares a story of a well-to-do gentleman who started a …

TAP Series 10 Episode 06: CatDogs & Bullseyes

July 19th, 2014


Ben's back from holiday in Thailand and the show is off and running once again. The boys talk about strange people on old TV shows, something called …

TAP Series 10 Episode 05: Scenes & Selfies

June 11th, 2014


It's a well established fact that Ben could pretty much be a professional actor if he wanted to, and he proves it in this show. Plus, we hear about a …

TAP Series 10 Episode 04: Hogs & Huawei

June 7th, 2014


Ben’s mockery of Joe’s ‘alternative’ phone descends into a surreal flight of imagination, there’s the first “Cret A Manger” of the new series, and …

TAP Series 10 Episode 03: Begging & Bus Shelters

May 30th, 2014


The guys discuss the various techniques people use to get money out of you on the street, and Ben proves once again to be a master of regional …

TAP Series 10 Episode 02: Grills & Godzilla

May 22nd, 2014


Ben has been to the movies and gives his (spoiler-free) Godzilla review. Meanwhile, Joe shares an awkward story and comes under fire for allegedly …

TAP Series 10 Episode 01: Kid Fights & Blue Movies

May 19th, 2014


Since 2007, we've been entertaining people all over the world with our shows via podcast. This series, we're bringing our show to YouTube, with all …

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