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Episode 2 - Marked (House of Night Book #1) by Kristin Cast & P.C. Cast


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In Episode Two, we begrudgingly drag ourselves through a sea of teen angst, slut shaming, poorly designed facial tattoos, and racial stereotyping in Kristin & P.C. Cast's Marked. Come, join us in our misery. 

Content Warnings: The usual barnyard language, bloodplay, sex, and race/racism.

If you'd like to return to the House of Night with us for the sequel to this book, head to Episode 42 - Betrayed (House of Night Book #2) by Kristen Cast & P.C. Cast

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