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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Minute

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The daily podcast in which hosts Scott Tofte, Chris O’Connor, Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan analyze Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one minute at a time.

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TMNT Minute – SPECIAL EPISODE: Mutant Mayhem Trailer Reaction

March 8th, 2023

46:57

The team is back for an emergency session! Join Scott, Chris, Adam, and special guest Ralph Attanasia as we break down and discuss the first trailer from the new Turtles film, “Mutant Mayhem!”

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TMNT 3: Minutes 92-96 – Donatello Jones

September 13th, 2021

49:56

This is it! The end of TMNT Minute season 3! And the last of the live action films! Join Scott, Chris, Rachel, and Adam as we discuss how we got here, and why!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 88-91 – The Kissing Mannequin

September 10th, 2021

42:04

TMNT 1,2 and 3 cast member Robbie Rist is back one last time as we discuss the final minutes of footage from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 85-87 – Time Travel Boner

September 8th, 2021

27:58

Robbie Rist makes us all uncomfortable as he returns to shed light on 3 minutes from TMNT 3, specifically, the bits about Mikey having a crush on a human.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 82-84 – Give Robbie Some Money!

September 6th, 2021

44:41

The voice of Michaelangelo himself, the multi-talented ROBBIE RIST is back on the show! And this time, he’ll be here all week! Tune in to hear …

TMNT 3: Minutes 79-81 – The Boink-And-Squeak School of Martial Arts

September 3rd, 2021

22:39

Eric Dean returns for the final time as the gang continues to form really important opinions about ancient firearms, turtle physiology, …

TMNT 3: Minutes 76-78 – Scissoring To Death

September 1st, 2021

34:41

Eric Dean is back again as we debate sword fights, ghastly Leo faces, eyeholes, and the best way to rip off other podcasts!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 73-75 – Something, Something, Polearms

August 30th, 2021

37:45

Friend of the show Eric Dean returns for his 3rd go-round with the TMNTM crew! Join us as we get into some battle scenes!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 70-72 – Vibes and Bird Stuff

August 27th, 2021

23:59

Join Scott and the girls from BlackGirlsDoStuffToo podcast as they vibe out to the Walker’s “Villian Thing” – which is to say, birds. Birds are killers, guys.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 67- 69 – The Secret Disney Prince

August 25th, 2021

30:53

Nik and Tif return to the lovely sound of a Scott-Serenade. We then continue to discuss turtley heartbreak, turncoat Casey…er…Whit, and how the …

TMNT 3: Minutes 64-66 – Sonnuva Snappuh

August 23rd, 2021

31:20

Hosts Nik and Tif of the podcast “Black Girls Do Stuff Too” join Scott this week as they discuss doppelgängers, ninja forks, shell-storage, and how rewatching this movie can actually make your memories of it WORSE.

TMNT 3: Minutes 61-63 – “Hey Look Over There” And Other Favorites; The Complete Book of Tricks

August 20th, 2021

21:27

Sean is here again, but Chris isn’t, as we discuss the comedic stylings of early 17th century Japan.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 58-60 – Chaos Train

August 18th, 2021

39:10

Sean Jaffe returns to discuss this block of minutes from Turtles III, and things go a bit off the rails both in the film and in our discussion.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 55-57 – Illegal Bread

August 16th, 2021

42:41

Sean Jaffe from our TMNT RPG Series “Up From Below” joins the crew to talk about his personal experience with Turtles 3…or…wait…which one is this?

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TMNT 3: Minutes 52-54 – The Return of Jose Canseco

August 13th, 2021

35:32

Jason of Turtle Recall joins us one last time to help us suss out the perils of April & Casey’s peril-based relationship and determine whether rental properties were a thing 400 years ago. Scott has fun with …

TMNT 3: Minutes 49-51 – These Village People

August 11th, 2021

29:22

As we reach the halfway point in TMNT III, Jason from Turtle Recall helps us ponder the most important question any TMNT podcaster must ask themselves; Do you see turtles when you die? These Village People do, …

TMNT 3: Minutes 46-48 – Stayin’ Alive

August 9th, 2021

30:01

We are joined by Jason Asgari from the Turtle Recall podcast as we chat possible repurposed scripts, ad-libbed lines, and absolutely do not …

TMNT 3: Minutes 43-45 – The Good, The Bad, and The Sam-You-Rai

August 6th, 2021

30:14

Our final Friday with Norm is here, as we discuss what works in this batch of minutes, what doesn’t, and what’s just plain weird.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 40-42 – Dicks, Dents, Ditz

August 4th, 2021

21:06

NORM! is back as Scott ONCE AGAIN mishears lines from a Turtles film.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 37-39 – Turtle Quacking

August 2nd, 2021

25:20

We’re joined this week by Normal Mitchell of LOTR Minute as we discuss minutes 37-39 of Turtles 3.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 34-36 – A Brief Cultural Exchange

July 30th, 2021

45:58

We are joined a final time by Niall and Jon of BatMinute to discuss…well, frankly not a lot about the movie. But we talk a LOT about the …

TMNT 3: Minutes 31-33 – Interesting Facts About Dung

July 28th, 2021

33:53

Jon and Niall are back for more chaos as we discuss poop, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and more!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 28-30 – Infiltrating The Castle

July 26th, 2021

34:44

Brace yourselves! Niall and Jon from BatMinute join us this week, and it gets a little bonkers as the Turtles are off on their quest to rescue April O’Neil.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 25-27 – Kermit’s Butterfly Effect

July 23rd, 2021

26:04

Grant Lowe returns on our Friday show to talk about how Gilmore Girls stacks up against Turtles 3, where the Turtles learned to ride horses, and how Kermit The Frog may have inadvertently caused one of the greatest …

TMNT 3: Minutes 22-24 – Rat Transition

July 21st, 2021

24:40

Grant from GillmoreBallZ is back again to talk about weirdly familiar distant relatives, what makes a good puppet, nude samurai, and how Mikey might just be the smartest turtle.

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TMNT 3: Minute 19-21 – Bad, Actually

July 19th, 2021

28:04

We’re back, and this week we’re joined by friend of the show Grant Lowe from GillmoreBallZ! Listen in as we talk about the franchise return of Elias Koteas as Casey Jones, and also some other guy.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 16-18 – Where’s My Sandwich!?

July 16th, 2021

24:10

Kevin DiCristofano joins us one last time as we discuss advice for time traveling witches, bird enthusiasts, and Donnie does a machine. 

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TMNT 3: Minutes 13-15 – Risky Business Dojo

July 14th, 2021

28:16

We are joined again by our friend Kevin from TMNT Nerds as we discuss tag line changes and try as hard as we can to stay in a straight timeline.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 10-12 – What The Heck is a Kappa?

July 12th, 2021

30:38

We are joined by friend of the show and fellow Turtles podcaster Kevin DeCristofano from the Ninja Turtle Nerds as we discuss English/Asian …

TMNT 3: Minutes 7-9 – Triode Tubes!

July 9th, 2021

29:34

The end of our first week is here! Join the crew as we discuss minutes 7-9 of TMNT 3, including why Walker has such nice teeth.

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TMNT 3: Minutes 4-6 – Creepy Leo Smiles

July 7th, 2021

39:42

The gang is back for our trio of Wednesday minutes from TMNT 3! Eyeholes! Lip flaps! Flips! Alf! It’s all here!

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TMNT 3: Minutes 1-3 – I Guess We’re Really Doing This

July 5th, 2021

51:19

The TMNT Minute crew is finally back…IN TIME! Join Adam, Chris, Rachel and Scott as they begin the dissection and discussion of the final film in the Ninja Turtles “Rubber Suit” franchise. Our NEW FORMAT sees us …

Special Episode – Bobby and Kim Return!

April 18th, 2021

1:20:27

Writer Bobby Herbeck and producer Kim Dawson check back in and let us know all the crazy stuff that’s happened since last we spoke!

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TMNT “Up From Below” Wrap-Up Special

November 7th, 2020

47:32

The “Up From Below” cast reflects on the series upon it’s completion, and hints at some future projects…

TMNT “Up From Below” FINALE – Part 15

October 31st, 2020

1:37:16

The double-length, finale special is here! The TMNT have boarded the Technodrome, and are desperately trying to save NYC from a ooze-induced horror…can they succeed? Only the dice can tell us!

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Special Episode – TMNTM Q&A at MxM@Home 2020

October 21st, 2020

57:35

The TMNTM crew sits for a panel discussion hosted by Travis Bow from the 2020 “Movies By Minutes @ Home” event for MxM hosts and fans!

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Fourteen

October 17th, 2020

51:53

The final battle begins HERE! The Turtles and Alopex confront some familiar foes aboard the off-shore lair of TDI, and attempt to shut down their nefarious operations!

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Thirteen

October 10th, 2020

40:32

The Turtles, Alopex, and their new aquatic ally “Ray” infiltrate the enemy stronghold as the climactic finale of “Up From Below” draws nearer…

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Twelve

October 3rd, 2020

40:54

The Turtles and Alopex batten down the hatches as they embark on an aquatic quest to gather even more information, from an even more bizarre source.

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Eleven

September 26th, 2020

54:28

The crew follows the trail to Bayonne, NJ in an attempt to infiltrate another TDI stronghold, but are interrupted by a new mutant menace…

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Ten

September 19th, 2020

34:02

The gang must fight their way past Baxter’s maniacal Mousers as they attempt to escape the TDI offices…

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Nine

September 12th, 2020

37:04

The Turtles and Alopex infiltrate the shadowy TDI corporation only to be confronted by a mysterious menace…

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Eight

September 5th, 2020

37:50

Dr. Farquahar invites the Turtles and Alopex into his lab as he provides some much-needed context to their current predicament..

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Seven

August 29th, 2020

30:51

Alopex and the Turtles head to Sunnyside, Queens to follow up on a lead from the mysterious disk, leading them to a scientist who presents more …

TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Six

August 22nd, 2020

31:45

Alopex and the Turtles high-tail (and high-shell) it out of China Town as they hope to unlock the secrets on a mysterious disk.

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Five

August 15th, 2020

45:48

The Green Team, along with new ally Alopex, is off to investigate some shady dealings over in Chinatown.

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Four

August 8th, 2020

34:27

As the mystery of Alopex’s origin deepens, the Ninja Turtles turn to some of their most trusted human allies for assistance.

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Three

August 1st, 2020

37:13

In the latest entry in our limited-series RPG play-along, the Turtles take on the mystery of Alopex’s origin, and encounter some familiar friends and unfamiliar foes along the way!

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part Two

July 24th, 2020

33:06

The story continues and the mystery of Alopex deepens as the TMNT Minute gang is lead through the streets of 1995 NYC by game master Sean Jaffe.

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Special Episode: Zach Sharpe of Stern Pinball

July 22nd, 2020

42:20

Zach Sharpe, international pinball champion and marketing director of Stern Pinball, joins us to discuss his TMNT fandom and the company’s new series of Ninja Turtle Pinball games!

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TMNT “Up From Below” – Part One

July 18th, 2020

30:24

Join the TMNT Minute Crew as we embark on a weekly, limited series event! “TMNT Up From Below” is a role-playing game set in the 1990’s Ninja …

Special Episode – Kim Dawson and Bobby Herbeck

April 11th, 2020

1:31:48

We had the excellent opportunity to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the 1990 TMNT film with two people who made it possible: producer Cameron “Kim” Dawson and writer Bobby Herbeck! Kick back and listen as these …

TMNT 2: Minutes 84-88 – The Rest Of The Minutes at a Time

August 30th, 2019

52:20

It’s our Season Two Finale! We made it! Join the gang as we discuss the last 4 minutes of credits, and review our entire experience over the course of this last year.

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TMNT 2: Minute 83 – Credits Potpourri

August 21st, 2019

30:10

Brandon Warren appears a third and final time to help the crew discuss the credits, and other points about TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze!

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TMNT 2: Minute 82 – By ‘Machine’ He Means ‘Ecstasy’

August 20th, 2019

28:00

Brandon Warren of WarrenScottBand is back again to discuss the FINAL moments of footage in Secret Of The Ooze!

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TMNT 2: Minute 81 – Outside Jokes

August 19th, 2019

31:32

The crew is joined by former guest Brandon Warren (warrenscottbandmusic.com) as we talk about Super Shredder, and Splinter’s reaction to his son’s shenanigans.

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TMNTM “Back Issues” #4 – With Sophie Campbell

August 15th, 2019

1:30:50

Artist and writer Sophie Campbell will be the creative head of the IDW comics starting with the post-issue-100 era. Listen as she talks with us about creating Jennika, her pre-TMNT career, and her feelings on the …

TMNT 2: Minute 80 – Ooze Juice

August 9th, 2019

36:09

James McKenna, @ChillHartman himself, is back to tackle minute 80, which is the LAST we ever see of the Shredder in this TMNT Franchise!

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TMNT 2: Minute 79 – GET THESE DUMPHANDS!

August 8th, 2019

17:50

James McKenna of ProWrestlingSheets.com is back again to discuss more action with the Super Shredder!

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TMNT 2: Minute 78 – Dump Hand

August 7th, 2019

39:00

Former WWE writer James McKenna stops by to talk about our first glimpses of Kevin Nash as The Super Shredder!

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TMNT 2: Minute 77 – Cartoon Fart Suit

August 6th, 2019

21:44

The gang talks about Shredder’s pants-ooze, keytars, and mylar scarves. It’s all here in minute 77!

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TMNT 2: Minute 76 – Elbow Meat

August 5th, 2019

2:56

The Turtle-Team is working hard as we roll toward the end of Secret Of The Ooze! Join us as we talk about Shredder’s appearance at the Dock …

TMNT 2 – Minute 75: MC Crabhammer

August 2nd, 2019

2:46

It’s #PizzaFriday! Join the crew as we discuss possibly the greatest/worst moment of this film. There’s rapping! There’s dancing!

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TMNT 2: Minute 74 – An Uncomfortable Minute

August 1st, 2019

37:34

The crew sits down to discuss problematic poses, the genius of Frank Welker, and break-dance fighting and a bunch of other unrelated junk.

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TMNT 2: Minute 73 – You’re a Wizard, Vanilla!

July 31st, 2019

23:26

Our last day with Duff from “A Free Podcast” covers a wide array of topics, including that long-gestating IDW “Keno” prequel comic book. Also, Adam blows Scott’s mind. WIDE. OPEN.

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TMNT 2: Minute 72 – Plinky Plinky Spa Music

July 30th, 2019

27:48

Duff is back to break down the lyrics of the Ninja Rap, and discuss the burgeoning friendship of Perry-Tello, Tom Waits,

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TMNT 2: Minute 71 – The Vanilla Ice Story

July 29th, 2019

40:46

Duff from “A Free Podcast” stops by to educate us about the rise and fall of Mr. Vanilla Ice.

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TMNT 2: Minute 70 – Mouth Farts

July 26th, 2019

32:46

We’re finally here. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. Ladies and gentleman…Vanilla Ice.

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TMNT 2: Minute 69 – Turtle Tossin’

July 25th, 2019

26:42

The gang does minute 69. Scott is immature. The rest of the crew tries to stay focused. We also talk about the imminent end of the season, and what may happen next!

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TMNT 2: Minute 68 – Num Nums

July 24th, 2019

26:29

It’s our last day with Ryan from “The Turtle Power Podcast” and we revisit Scott’s appearance on his show, as well as chat about all the silliness in minute 68.

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TMNT 2: Minute 67 – Prefight Doughnuts

July 23rd, 2019

35:44

Ryan Hurley is back again to discuss Alanis, fonts, Prefight Doughnuts, and which turtle needs a hug. Also, not surprisingly, we go off on a WWE tangent.

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TMNT 2: Minute 66 – Beware the Chad Staff

July 22nd, 2019

31:00

Ryan Hurley from the Turtle Power Podcast joins us this week to discuss The Governator, Foot Soldiers, and which turtle is the leader.

TMNT 2: Minute 65 – Manger Mon Short

July 19th, 2019

21:30

It’s our last day with John from @TheSewerDen, and we’re all stumped about that Bart Simpson glass.

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TMNT 2: Minute 64 – The Pink One

July 18th, 2019

26:44

John from The Sewer Den is back to discuss anti-mutagen, Mikey’s antics, and the source of his TMNT love.

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TMNT 2: Minute 63 – Darker Minutes

July 17th, 2019

25:37

John Zelinack from @TheSewerDen joins us to discuss the crucial plot point in minute 63.

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TMNT 2: Minute 62 – Men In Tights

July 16th, 2019

21:49

We have a minute full of April O’Neil, and the gang discusses her interactions with Sterns, Freddie, and Mikey. Also, is Zap Brannigan wearing …

TMNT 2: Minute 61 – A Record Record Record

July 15th, 2019

19:42

The gang gets together to discuss the return of Chief Sterns, and his on the rekkid/off the rekkid relationship with April. Stay tuned til’ the end for a treat.

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Special Episode: Robbie Rist Interview!

July 8th, 2019

1:34:11

The voice of Michaelangelo (TMNT I, II, III) stops by to chat with us about acting, Turtles, Bradys, the meaning of life, and what the TMNT might be up in middle age.

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TMNT 2: Minute 60 – Tokka and Rahzar Destroy Everything

June 28th, 2019

22:40

The gang wraps up the week by discussing some urban havoc, cameos, and the return of our favorite chief of police.

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TMNT 2: Minute 59 – If This Wagon’s a-Knockin…

June 27th, 2019

23:42

Tokka and Rahzar do some damage to the streets of NY as the gang discusses crappy werewolves and possible Turtle reboots.

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TMNT 2: Minute 57 – Resting Mope Face

June 26th, 2019

26:05

Our last day with Kevin DeCristofano of “Page Turners” leads us to the discussion of emo Donatello and his mopey face

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TMNT 2: Minute 57 – The Boring Secret Of The Ooze

June 25th, 2019

24:30

Kevin DeCristofano is back to discuss the ACTUAL Secret of “The Secret Of The Ooze!”

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TMNT 2: Minute 56 – #OopsBabies

June 24th, 2019

25:54

Kevin DeCristofano from “Page Turners” joins us to discuss a TMNT sleepover, and how he almost was the host of this show! Oh yeah, also this minute of the movie.

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OUTTAKE: THE “RAT KING” CONVERSATION

June 22nd, 2019

4:09

Enjoy this outtake from our 6/21 episode. Scott fell off the Skype call, and Ralph from Cake Boss takes over!

TMNT 2: Minute 55 – He IS P.H.D. Material

June 21st, 2019

31:14

Our last day with Ralph Attanasia centers around David Warner and his 150% effort on this film. Plus, we have another #TurtleFanMinute!

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TMNT 2: Minute 54 – N.I.C.O.

June 20th, 2019

25:40

Ralph from Cake Boss comes back again to discuss the Foot Clan, MST3k, and a strange voicemail from a familiar foe…

TMNT 2: Minute 53 – Unmanned Turtle Ball

June 19th, 2019

28:04

Ralph Attanasia from TV’s “Cakeboss” and “Buddy vs Duff” drops by to talk about Tokka and Rhazar, David Warner, and Raffi. Yes, Raffi. Also, He and Scott are totally real life friends now.

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TMNT 2: Minute 52 – Foreshadowment

June 18th, 2019

10:59

Cheesesteaks, Wrestlemania VII, and puppet mechanics. This minute has it all!

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TMNT 2: Minute 51 – Feeble Little Rat Hands or The One Where the Guys are A-Holes

June 17th, 2019

24:28

A vitriolic discussion of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves turns sour as the boys exercise poor judgement. Also we discuss Splinter and archery.

TMNTM “Back Issues” #3 – With David Avallone and Taylor Esposito

June 15th, 2019

1:00:24

Some of the creative team behind Kevin Eastman’s “Drawing Blood” stops by to talk about how this crazy semi-biographical book-within-a-book came to be.

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TMNT 2: Minute 50 – Spongebar Squarenets

June 14th, 2019

22:31

The gang discusses the possible uses for large cargo netting, and also creates a deep, disturbing backstory involving Tatsu the Construction …

TMNT 2: Minute 49 – The Rule of 3’s

June 13th, 2019

22:00

The gang discusses the true meaning of the Comedy Rule of 3’s, talks about Cards Against Humanity, and discusses industrial netting.

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TMNT2: Minute 48 – A Little Too Quiet

June 12th, 2019

21:39

Rob Lumley is back once more to discuss more the fallout of the junkyard fight, and Disneyland Turtles.

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TMNT2: Minute 47 – Now You Face…OshKosh!

June 11th, 2019

21:06

Rob Lumley from “A Free Podcast” is back to talk Turtles, and Keno’s aerobic conditioning, here in minute 47 of “Secret Of The Ooze”

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TMNT2: Minute 46 – A Gh-Gh-Ghost!

June 10th, 2019

26:54

Guest Rob Lumley from “A Free Podcast” joins the gang today to discuss his views on minute 46 of “Secret Of The Ooze”

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TMNT 2: Minute 45 – Why Ninjas Don’t Wear Corduroy

June 7th, 2019

24:14

Special guest Justin Call reveals the excellent names of his children, and also his nephews. Also, we talk about the movie a bit.

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TMNT2: Minute 44 – Doing It Backwards

June 6th, 2019

23:43

The guys are joined by Justin Call to dissect Keno’s training sequence….IN REVERSE for some reason.

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TMNT2: Minute 43 – Yous Guys

June 5th, 2019

29:10

The gang is joined by Downstait guitarist Justin Call to talk about New York accents, wrestling theme songs, and drive-in movie theaters.

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TMNT2: Minute 42 – Hangin’ Tough

June 4th, 2019

17:52

Keno heads to DUMBO to try to get into the Foot. That sentence is hilarious. Seriously, say it out loud.

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TMNT2: Minute 41 – Introducing Michael Caine as Shredder

June 3rd, 2019

17:40

The gang practices celebrity impressions as they fan-cast the role of shredder…also, the best line of The Secret Of The Ooze.

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TMNT2: Minute 40 – Ware-Babies!

May 31st, 2019

24:20

The gang tries to contain their enthusiasm about Shredder’s newest mutant henchman.

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TMNT2: Minute 39 – Moving Day

May 30th, 2019

23:20

The gang gets together to discuss old-school telephones, Irish Catholic names, and another great Donatangelo moment.

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TMNT2: Minute 38 – Sorry, Chad From Connecticut!

May 29th, 2019

25:08

Jeff Matthews is back once more to help the gang discuss all the goings-on at Channel 3 News, and also why there is no DuckTales live action adaptation.

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TMNT2: Minute 37 – My Own Monsters

May 28th, 2019

22:16

Jeff Matthews is back again as we discuss historic railway cars and slight brain damage.

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TMNT2: Minute 36 – But What About The Giant Spider?

May 27th, 2019

27:28

Guest Jeff Matthews hangs out to talk about the Turtles and the discovery of their new digs!

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Special Episode: Michelan Sisti Interview!

May 25th, 2019

1:06:15

Michelan Sisti, the man in the Michaelangelo suit for TMNT 1 and 2, calls in to have an in-depth conversation with the TMNT Minute Gang.

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TMNT2: Minute 35 – Jokes For The Dads

May 24th, 2019

19:22

The gang discusses the NYC Subterranean housing market, as well as why a joke about a Time-Share is in a kids movie. Another #TurtleFanMinute to wrap up the week as well!

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TMNT2: Minute 34 – Why Did The Ninja Turtle Cross The Road?

May 23rd, 2019

8:46

The gang discusses Mikey’s impressions, wet sets, and the back room of the video store.

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TMNT2: Minute 33 – Various Viscous Fluids

May 22nd, 2019

25:16

Alyson Grimm is back again to talk about the variety of mutations in the TMNT universe!

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TMNT2: Minute 32 – The Secret of the Slime

May 21st, 2019

27:30

Alyson Grimm is back again to say all the things that we’re all thinking about “ooze”.

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TMNT2: Minute 31 – Passing Out, and Other Sordid Tales

May 20th, 2019

31:46

Alyson Grimm stops by the chat with the gang, but mostly Rachel, about Keno’s introduction to the Turtle’s lives.

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TMNT 2: Minute 30 – Getting Off on the Wrong Meaty Foot

May 17th, 2019

28:06

The gang wraps up the week discussing Keno and his terrible customer service.

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TMNT2: Minute 29 – A Very Grownup Minute

May 16th, 2019

28:32

The gang discusses a hazy cloud of green smoke, and the finer points of gagging a bound professor.

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TMNT2: Minute 28 – The Madonna and Tatsu

May 15th, 2019

34:48

Mikey does a floor routine, Donnie surfs a chair, and Tatsu makes a highlight reel catch on today’s TMNT Minute with special guest, Eric Dean!

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TMNT2: Minute 27 – The Huddle Shot and the A-Ha Ninja

May 14th, 2019

28:50

Eric Dean returns to help dissect the TCRI Lab fight scene. Scott fails at cinematography.

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TMNT2: Minute 26 – Donatello Does Literacy

May 13th, 2019

37:38

Season 1 guest Eric Dean returns today to discuss the goings-on in the TCRI Laboratory.

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TMNT2: Minute 25 – Enter The Rat King

May 10th, 2019

29:45

No, not THAT Rat King! But wouldn’t it be cool? Today the group talks about Scott’s gadget sack, Chris’ melted pile of copper cable, and Adam …

TMNT2: Minute 24 – Triforce of Stupid

May 9th, 2019

22:48

We continue our discussion of Ooze viscosity, and also debate the purpose of the giant gold brain thing in the middle of the room

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TMNT2: Minute 23 – Turtle Braces

May 8th, 2019

14:52

A rat and a pack of turtles talk about a nuclear accident on a soggy New York City roof while an ace news reporter observes. A mad scientist pops open a tall-boy.

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TMNT2: Minute 22 – Majestic Windswept Lion King Rat

May 7th, 2019

19:58

Tuesday beckons, as the crew get together to discuss rooftop rats, the mechanics of puppets, and why no one ever SAYS “secret of the ooze” in this movie.

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TMNT2: Minute 21 – We’re Back! Also, Catclops

May 6th, 2019

38:56

The gang is back after our hiatus to continue our chronological commentary on TMNT 2!

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TMNTM “Back Issues” #2

February 14th, 2019

55:52

Adam and Scott are joined by the hilarious Ralph Attanasia (of CakeBoss fame) as they discuss the IDW Series “Bebop and Rocksteady Destroy …

Special Episode: Francois Chau Interview!

February 6th, 2019

37:46

The TMNTMinute gang sits down for an in-depth interview with “The Shredder” himself, Mr. Francois Chau!

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TMNTM “Back Issues” #1

January 30th, 2019

52:38

Adam and Scott are launching a new show! “Back Issues” is an in-depth conversation about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comic book universe! In episode 1 we discuss Mirage issue 1 and IDW issue 1, and how they …

TMNT2: Brief Hiatus Announcement

January 28th, 2019

5:40

The gang is taking a SHORT break to deal with some real-world responsibilities and commitments. But fear not! We have some special treats in store to tide you over!

TMNT2: Minute 20 – Introducing Jeff Goldblum as Splinter

January 25th, 2019

26:26

Scott Carelli returns one final time to help pitch for a Jeff Goldblum TMNT movie. Also, Scott Tofte might accidentally compare his dog to …

TMNT2: Minute 19 – Dandelions

January 24th, 2019

26:49

Scott Carelli is back again to discuss giant flowers, awful hair decisions, and more in minute 19 of “Secret Of The Ooze!”

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TMNT2: Minute 18 – Post-Apocalyptic Zamboni

January 23rd, 2019

28:00

Scott Carelli is back on TMNT Minute to bring his expertise to “Secret Of The Ooze!” The gang talks about candy bars, hockey stadium music, and the one and only David Warner!

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TMNT2: Minute 17 – Jordan Perry is SUCH a 90’s Name

January 22nd, 2019

23:40

The gang discusses the first appearance of the second coolest “Science Guy” from the 1990’s.

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TMNT2: Minute 16 – Shredder’s Gone Cattywumpus

January 21st, 2019

22:00

The gang is back for a Monday Minute…Why is Tatsu always a bridesmaid, never a bride? And just how squished is The Shredder?

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TMNT2: Minute 15 – The Gang Has a Fight

January 18th, 2019

30:04

Cue the “Always Sunny” music! The gang talks about WHEN the hell this movie actually takes place. A lot. And passionately.

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TMNT2: Minute 14 – Ten Flips!

January 17th, 2019

21:30

Splinter has a “youth is wasted on the young” moment as he punishes Leo and Raph for horsing (turtling?) around, and the minute ends on a familiar note.

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TMNT2: Minute 13 – Family Meeting

January 16th, 2019

34:24

We are once again joined by the incredible R2NinjaTurtle herself, Arielle Somerville as we dive into Splinter’s lecture about the “outside world” and why Leonardo might be the worst.

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TMNT2: Minute 12 – They’re Both Right

January 15th, 2019

33:31

Arielle is back and almost puts us out of a job as she recites this entire minute FROM MEMORY! The crew sits in awe, then eventually discusses the scene. Join us!

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TMNT2: Minute 11 – Ninja Pizza

January 14th, 2019

32:42

We begin a new week with minute 11 of “Secret of the Ooze” and we learn about the Turtles’ housing troubles, and we’re joined by Arielle Somerville

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TMNT2: Minute 10 – Turtle Remnants

January 11th, 2019

43:48

We end the week with Grant from Gilmore Ball Z talking about the TMNT’s junk (left around Aprils apartment), and why Donnie seems to be so into Russian history.

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TMNT2: Minute 9 – Creepy Neighbors

January 10th, 2019

29:00

Grant from GilmoreBallZ is back to discuss April O’Neil’s first appearance in the film, and why her neighbors are so judgmental.

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TMNT2: Minute 8 – Vaguely Phallic Hotdog Chicken

January 9th, 2019

32:36

Grant Lowe from “GillmoreBallZ” joins us to discuss minute 8 of The Secret Of The Ooze!

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TMNT2: Minute 7 – Funny Mikey’s Combat Cold-Cuts

January 8th, 2019

23:34

Minute 7 features some swinging meat, some more Bugs Bunny humor, and a discussion of the things you can make ‘chucks out of.

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TMNT2: Minute 6 – Yo Jitsu

January 7th, 2019

47:52

We’re back for week two, discussing The Secret Of The Ooze minute 6 and all the yo-yos, boppos, and shenanigans therein.

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TMNT2: Minute 5 – Rawhide! Robocop!

January 4th, 2019

24:11

Minute 5 of TMNT 2 is mired in controversy once again as Scott can’t understand what the hell anyone is saying. Tune in, and let us know what YOU think!

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TMNT2: Minute 4 – The Airbrushed Panty Ho’s

January 3rd, 2019

35:27

Minute 4 is all about the bad guys! Keno gets to kick some but, and we break it down seconds at-a-time.

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TMNT2: Minute 3 – Butt Problems

January 2nd, 2019

19:40

The hosts on the half shell are back for minute 3 of “Secret Of The Ooze”, and this time they’re talking about NYC shooting locations, pantyhose, and…ahem…butts. 

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TMNT2: Minute 2 – Pizza The Movie

January 1st, 2019

37:08

The crew is back to discuss all the cheesy goodness in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze.

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TMNT2: Minute 1 – Cartoon People

December 31st, 2018

32:45

The gang is back for Season Two! This time discussing minute 1 of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze”

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Special Episode: John DuPrez Interview!

December 25th, 2018

1:32:28

Happy Holidays to one and all! As a special year-end treat (and an attention-grabber as we launch season two) we are VERY excited to present you …

Special Episode – Kevin Eastman Interview

July 12th, 2018

36:56

TMNT Co-Creator Kevin Eastman calls in to chat about the 1990 movie, the sequels, and the franchise in general. Join us as we collectively freak out …

Special Episode – TMNT “Out Of The Shadows” Commentary

June 21st, 2018

1:56:08

Join the TMNT Minute crew as we provide an ill-advised commentary  track to the TMNT sequel, “Out of the Shadows” from home of Rachel and Adam in …

Special Episode – “Rise of the TMNT” Character Design Reactions

February 25th, 2018

54:57

We’re here discussing the newest character designs, as well as voice talent and other information regarding Nickelodeon’s new “Rise of the TMNT” …

Special Episode – Steve Barron Interview

January 29th, 2018

55:38

You read that right folks! We got the chance to interview TMNT ’90 director STEVE FREAKIN’ BARRON the day after Christmas! Despite Skype trying to …

TMNT Minute Season One Finale Special

January 22nd, 2018

1:10:51

Scott, Chris, Rachel and Adam all under one roof! Eating pizza, drinking…drinks…and discussing the experience that was TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MINUTE!

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Minutes 93/94 – WE DID IT!

December 22nd, 2017

26:24

The last two minutes of TMNT ’90 are here, and the gang is reading you the credits, and giving a few brief final thoughts.

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Minute 92 – Mold Supervisor

December 21st, 2017

21:01

The credits keep rolling by, and Chris keeps giving his all as he reads them in his best announcer voice!

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Minute 91 – Best Boy Generator Operator

December 20th, 2017

19:26

More credits! Join us as we randomly decide who is worth talking about!

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Minute 90 – Professional Wordsmith

December 19th, 2017

31:45

We roll on with the credits in minute 90 of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We get to talk about the Henson company, the art department, and more!

Minute 89 – Michellin Sixty

December 18th, 2017

30:49

The gang begins the final week of regular shows for TMNT’90 by reading the credits, and Scott realizes he’s made a terrible mistake.

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Special Episode – Partners In Kryme (Part 2)

December 15th, 2017

38:50

Part 2 of our in-depth interview with MC Golden Voice of “Partners In Kryme!”

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Special Episode – Partners In Kryme (Part 1)

December 14th, 2017

36:44

Join us as we sit down with MC Golden Voice of “Partners In Kryme!”  That’s right folks, Richard Usher, the man who told us to believe in …

Minute 88 – Teenage Voyeuristic Turtles

December 13th, 2017

29:20

It’s the LAST minute before the credits, and we have a lot to say about it! Why are the turtles just turning into peeping toms? Is there a “Tinder” for pizza? Did Raph just swear at us!? Tune in and party with us!

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Minute 87 – Don’t Call Me a Thithy

December 12th, 2017

24:06

The gang marches on toward the end of TMNT ’90 as we discuss poor policing techniques, Mike Tyson, and what Splinter’s first meal after his …

Minute 86 – Danny are you Ok? Are you ok Danny?

December 11th, 2017

21:56

The TMNT Minute crew are joined by VERY special guest, MC Golden Voice from “Partners In Kryme!” That’s right, the man who sang “T.U.R.T.L.E. Power” …

Minute 85 – He’s the Jar-Jar!

December 8th, 2017

32:42

Ralph is back one last time to discuss the fate of Danny, and how $20 can definitely redeem getting your dad abducted, your house burned down, and your friends completely beat up.

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Minute 84 – Casual Murder

December 7th, 2017

32:36

Ralph Attanasia is back, and we say “murder” a lot in this episode!

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Minute 83 – Rat-Man vs. The Food Processor

December 6th, 2017

30:56

Ralph Attanasia is back again with more hilarious observations, this time about minute 83 of TMNT ’90! What happens when a magical rat BAMF’s onto a roof to do battle with an overgrown Cuisinart?

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Minute 82 – One Punch Ninjas

December 5th, 2017

30:34

Ralph Attanasia from TLC’s “Cake Boss” joins us again to talk about terrible ninjaing, awkward turtle faces, bubble gum, and hidden talents.

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Minute 81 – Podcasters Know What Their Farts Look Like

December 4th, 2017

41:15

We’re joined by the one and only Ralph Attanasia from TLC’s “Cake Boss” this week to discuss his epic Turtle fandom, and specifically, minute 81 of TMNT90. Join us as we chat about Casey Jones’ backstory some more, …

Minute 80 – Ninja Squirtles

December 1st, 2017

29:56

Eric makes his way into the TMNTM lair one last time as we discuss speaking in the third person, how Turtles ’90 is just “The Warriors,” and how the Turtles vs. Foot fight is basically just Final Fantasy.

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Minute 79 – The Turt’ler

November 30th, 2017

37:15

Shredder makes a dramatic entrance in minute 79 as we learn about toothpick spears, Japanese pro-wrestling, and turtle-toe. Eric Dean guests.

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Minute 78 – Mortal Konsequences!

November 29th, 2017

26:25

Eric Dean is back for minute 78, as we discuss some rooftop fighting, random garbage trucks, and who would win between Batman and the TMNT!

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Minute 77 – You Call This Family?

November 28th, 2017

13:44

Eric Dean graces us with his presence for (most of) minute 77 as we discuss the true meaning of family…and other things.

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Minute 76 – TMNT vs. Cobra Kai

November 27th, 2017

33:54

Chris’ former college roommate, martial artist, and expired soda drinker Eric Dean joins us this week to analyze the build up to the climax of TMNT! …

Minute 75 – NARDS

November 17th, 2017

21:46

It’s Friday! Hop on the Facebook group or Twitter and share your #pizzafriday photos while you listen to minute 75 as Casey and Tatsu get into a bit …

Minute 74 – NERDS

November 16th, 2017

20:04

Join us in minute 74 as we discuss bad growl faces, Tatsu’s teen rat-kiiling squad, and the case of the several Saaviks.

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Minute 73 – Ninja Diarrhea

November 15th, 2017

21:24

We talk about everything EXCEPT Ninja Turtles in this minute, apparently.

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Minute 72 – Saki Nagi

November 14th, 2017

24:22

Minute 72 sees our panel discussing Danny’s dilemma, Casey’s new outfit and fabulous hair, and the Shredder’s family tree.

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Minute 71 – Polka-Dot Boxers and Spangled Burlap

November 13th, 2017

32:06

The Fab Four are back to discuss minute 71 of TMNT ’90! Join us as we somehow manage to talk about mostly costume choices for the entire episode! …

Minute 70 – Everybody Was Kung Foo Fighting

November 10th, 2017

20:09

On our Friday show, we discuss the end of the Yoshi/Saki origin story. Where does Yoshi work? Is Tang Shen a pacifist? Why does Saki love sparkly clothes so much?

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Minute 69 – The Magic Karate Rat

November 9th, 2017

20:20

The TMNT Minute crew sit down and dissect the second flashback of the film, and as per usual, we come up with some pretty oddball alternate theories …

Minute 68 – The Gang Writes a Song

November 8th, 2017

26:38

We discuss the Foot hideout once more, and we also do something stupid. Tune in, it’s worth it!

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Minute 67 – It’s Not a “Manhole Cover,” It’s a…

November 7th, 2017

21:16

In minute 67 we further dissect the characters of Casey Jones and Danny. In addition, we come up with a visually disturbing image of the Shredder …

Minute 66 – Homophobic Claustrophobic Hobo Casey Jones

November 6th, 2017

35:46

The fearsome foursome is back at it this week discussing penicillin, Danny’s various crimes and misdemeanors, and one of the funniest lines in the …

Minute 65 – More Cowbell

November 3rd, 2017

25:29

Andrew Darowski is back one last time to discuss Casey Jones’ unfortunate case of claustrophobia. We also get a musical treat courtesy of one pretty …

Minute 64 – X Number of Noids

November 2nd, 2017

18:12

Andrew Darowski of “Disney Animated Minute Essentials” is back and we’re talking about minute 64 of TMNT ’90! Casey Jones! Noids! And oddly, a lot of Danny!

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Minute 63 – Turtles In The Rain

November 1st, 2017

18:40

Andrew Darowski is back to talk about what each turtles favorite band is, what sport Casey Jones played professionally, and just why April O’Neil is suddenly so happy.

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Minute 62 – This Is (still) Just “Star Wars”

October 31st, 2017

27:15

Andrew Darowski joins us again as we talk about the overwhelmingly “Star Wars-y” vibe happening during minute 62.

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Minute 61 – Fishy Bacon And Golden Mallows

October 30th, 2017

33:20

Chris FINALLY tries Anchovie pizza, and special guest Andrew Darowski gives us some pro marshmallow roasting tips. Also we talk about clowns for some reason. Oh yeah, and Ninja Turtles eventually. 

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Minute 60 – Finicky Stick Picker

October 27th, 2017

28:30

The quartet is back and talking about astral projection, Trivial Pursuit, and a lovable new cartoon character sure to set the world on fire!

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Minute 59 – Use The Turtle Wax

October 26th, 2017

30:37

Join the core four today as we discuss the background music for minute 59, the history of samurai and ninja weapons, as well as Casey Jones’ …

Minute 58 – Teenage Minute Ninja Turtles

October 25th, 2017

19:30

Special guest Chris Ayers is back for the last time, and he came up with a great name for a podcast, so we decided to use it for the episode title! Join us as we discuss the minute 58 of TMNT ’90, including some ninja …

Minute 57 – The Foot Boiz

October 24th, 2017

29:46

Chris Ayers is back to talk about some farm house montage excellence, as well as a lovely discussion about Kodak moments.

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Minute 56 – Teenage Mutant Nudist Turtles

October 23rd, 2017

32:46

We look up the etymology of the word “Toots” again, and find wildly different origins. Also, Special Guest Chris Ayers brings us back to the Mirage …

Minute 55 – Close Your Eyes and Think of England

October 20th, 2017

16:30

George Hendricks is back one last, last time to discuss the 55th minute of TMNT! Today, we get weird…

Minute 54 – The Alphabet Game

October 19th, 2017

23:00

The hosts take a page out of the movie’s playbook and play the alphabet-insult game along with Casey and Donnie! George Hendricks joins us once more …

Minute 53 – Nokiarate

October 18th, 2017

22:02

Scott wants to watch Moonlighting, and thus begins a conversation of some of the best will they/won’t they couples of 80s and 90s media. Also, what’s with this weird voice-over section? We spend a bit of time …

Minute 52 – Man-Sized Turtle Martial Artists

October 17th, 2017

28:04

George Hendricks returns (again) for minute 52 as we partake in a riveting chat about famous ‘Zilla’s, and the inherent chauvinism of one Casey Jones.

Minute 51 – Nerd Points

October 16th, 2017

27:32

George Hendricks from “The Mogwai Minute” joins us (for a second time after we accidentally deleted all his audio from the first time) to discuss the finer points of Danny, the O’Neil farmhouse, and the Scott’s …

Turtle Soup – Special Preview

October 9th, 2017

1:12:34

TMNT Minute presents a free episode of our Patreon-exclusive series, “Turtle Soup.” Join Scott, Chris, Rachel and Adam as we discuss the TMNT toy blitz of the 1980s/90s!

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TMNT Minute Production Announcement

October 9th, 2017

1:04

We’ll be going on a weeklong hiatus to catch up on some behind the scenes stuff. In the meantime, check your feed for a FREE episode of our Patreon-exclusive “Turtle Soup” to tide you over!

 

Minute 50 – Martial Arts and Crafts

October 6th, 2017

40:00

Our 50th episode! (But really our 51st?) Join Scott, Rachel, Adam and Chris along with special guest Jason Hammons as we discuss Tatsu’s rage, …

Minute 49 – Man-Sized Rat-Mouse

October 5th, 2017

23:58

Jason Hammons sits in with the gang once more as Chris and Scott debate practical versus CG effects, Adam tells a tragic film-school story, Rachel …

Minute 48 – Leave a Message After the Beep

October 4th, 2017

25:31

In minute 48, guest host Jason Hammons returns to talk about answering machines, Volkswagons, and why Danny sucks.

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Minute 47 – Wayne Gretsky? On Steroids?

October 3rd, 2017

34:32

Jason Hammons joins us again for minute 47, discussing the continuing fiery action in the Second Time Around basement…er, ground level.

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Minute 46 – The Foot B-Team

October 2nd, 2017

33:52

We’re joined by guest host Jason Hammons of The Savage Land Podcast this week! Today, we’re discussing just why there’s half of a Foot-team hiding in the basement of April’s building, more crash cymbal talk, and why is …

Minute 45 – Structurally Speaking

September 29th, 2017

24:25

We discuss the continuing “Second Time Around” fight scene by describing teenage axe murderers, Tatsu’s ambush stragegy, the varied musical pieces, and whether or not Travis is, in fact, actually Mike. Also, fun …

Minute 44 – We Don’t Need No Stinking Axes

September 28th, 2017

23:38

The boys (and girl) in the band discuss minute of 44 of TMNT ’90 and somehow pontificate on what a LOTR/TMNT mash-up might sound like. Featuring special guest, Travis Bow!

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Minute 43- A Fellow Chucker, eh?

September 27th, 2017

28:08

Travis Bow returns once again to help us discuss turtle suits, nunchucks, and more in minute 43 of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

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Minute 42 – Analysis of Crash Cymbals

September 26th, 2017

41:04

In minute 42 we’re joined again by Travis Bow to discuss Chuck Norris, the Total Gym, Zildjian cymbals, and just how these damn puppets actually work!

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Minute 41 – The Bridge Book of Ninja Fighting

September 25th, 2017

40:24

Travis Bow from “Reel Comic Heroes” joins us this week! Today, we discuss things we thought we heard, as well as some of the behind-the-scenes thoughts and observations we have regarding Raphael’s roof fight.

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Minute 40 – Therapeutic Roof Karate

September 22nd, 2017

26:58

Jonathan Carlisle joins us one last time to discuss the benefits of outdoor, elevated, therapeutic martial arts, as well as the incorrect NYC …

Minute 39 – Pork Rind? Pohk Wined!

September 21st, 2017

27:58

Jonathan Carlisle joins us again to talk about one of his favorite moments in the whole film! Donatangelo is back at it, and Leo and Raph are having …

Minute 38 – Frustrated Turtle Horniness

September 20th, 2017

25:18

Jonathan Carlisle is back…except Scott calls him “Mike”. Listen today as we discuss whether or not Turtles have scales, why we need a dedicated scientist on our team (calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson!), and how the hell did …

Minute 37 – Equal Opportunity Burglars

September 19th, 2017

25:25

Jonathan Carlise returns again to discuss the odd reaction of the Foot-Teens to the news of giant turtles roaming around New York, April’s sense of humor, and what a stupid name “The Foot” is (but it’s still better …

Minute 36 – What’s a Dogi?

September 18th, 2017

39:48

We’re joined by Jonathan Carlisle of “The Princess Bride Minute” to discuss some more Foot-stuff! What’s a Doji? Dogi? Is Shredder just Darth Vader? And why does Adam know so much about puppets? Also…Teenage Mutant …

Minute 35 – Roll Out the Red Carpet

September 15th, 2017

24:22

Tierney’s last day has us discussing the Shredder (and whether or not he can be milked), how disappointing his shoulder pads are, and just what else …

Minute 34 – Fearection

September 14th, 2017

23:30

Tierney Callaghan joins us again to discuss fear-boners, proper use of gongs, and the Shredder’s shoulder blades…er…bladed shoulders. All this, …

Minute 33 – Pants Tent

September 13th, 2017

37:27

Minute 33 contains a discussion of the influence of the TMNT on martial arts in America, as well as the reason why guest Tierney Callaghan wasn’t allowed to see this movie as a child!

Catch Tierney on “Return To Oz …

Minute 32 – The Saga of the Unnamed Children

September 12th, 2017

42:21

We’re joined again by Tierney Callaghan from “Return to Oz Minute” for a detailed look at the young punks inhabiting the Foot warehouse. Join us as we give names and identities to a host of troubled youths, and as we …

Minute 31 – White Male Privilege

September 11th, 2017

32:16

In minute 31, we’re joined by Tierney Callaghan from “Return To Oz Minute” to discuss just why Charles thinks he can burst into her apartment. Also, why is her place so weirdly constructed? What does Danny think is …

Minute 30 – Charles In Charge

September 8th, 2017

28:58

Our last day with Crystal Beth! Today in minute 30, we discuss just where we’ve seen that Elvis bust before, as well as why Charles feels he can just come snoop around an employees apartment whenever he wants!

Crystal …

Minute 29 – Pennington. Remington Pennington.

September 7th, 2017

28:14

Today, we’re joined once again by Crystal Beth of “The Fifth Eleminute” to discuss everyone’s favorite character…DANNY PENNINGTON! Seriously guys, we learn a LOT about him in this minute. Tune in!

Crystal Beth can be …

Minute 28 – Teenage Mutant Orphaned Turtles?

September 6th, 2017

21:40

In minute 28, the gang discusses April’s first-date antics, misheard lines, and the point where the movie suddenly gets real dark. And we do it with a blown voice, and special guest Crystal Beth.

Crystal Beth can be …

Minute 27 – Yes, Touch

September 5th, 2017

24:59

The fabulous Crystal Beth returns again to discuss the raging hormones of both the 4 Teenage Turtles, and also maybe April O’Neil.  Also, Scott …

Minute 26 – The One Where Scott Loses His Voice

September 4th, 2017

26:40

For minute 26, Crystal Beth shows up to rescue us all from Scott’s scratchy voice! We discuss more NYC geography, 90’s TGIF shows, and the fact that Crystal DOESN’T EAT PIZZA?!?

Crystal Beth can be heard on “The Fifth …

Minute 25 – Origin Alternatives

September 1st, 2017

41:36

Today we compare the various TMNT origin stories from across their varied media. Guest host Brandon Warren hangs out for one last day.

Brandon …

Minute 24 – 90’s Slime

August 31st, 2017

23:40

It’s the origin story! Baby turtles! Baby rats! Love! Jealousy! 80s hair!

 

Brandon Warren can be heard on “Calling BS with Brandon and Scott”

Minute 23 – Why Don’t I Dream of Harrison Ford?

August 30th, 2017

22:41

In minute 23 April tries to explain away the frightening scene in front of her, and quickly decides that she’d rather be having a sexy Han Solo …

Minute 22 – Poor Ninja-ing

August 29th, 2017

26:13

We’re joined again in minute 22 by Brandon Warren to discuss the TMNT’s aptitude for ninja-ing, Splinter’s magic healing powers, and John Travolta.

Minute 21 – Hoyt Schermerhorn, Actually

August 28th, 2017

28:04

Brandon Warren from “Calling BS” joins us this week to discuss April’s attack and abduction/rescue! If you like laughing, you’ll want to tune in this week.

 

Minute 20 – It’s Worse

August 25th, 2017

27:53

We wrap up the week with guest Mike Carlucci talking about amazing New York Post headlines, April being a glutton for punishment, and the …

Minute 19 – Shredder Ruins a Perfectly Good Television

August 24th, 2017

16:51

Is the Shredder just Dr. Claw? Why does he have so many TVs? Is this Shredder the best Shredder? Does Chief Sterns have anger issues? Join us today for TMNT Minute number 19!

Mike Carlucci can be heard at

Minute 18 – Snowman Exit Wounds

August 23rd, 2017

31:04

Minute 18 sees the crew discussing more NYC geography, and the details of the NYPD police department, and their head dude, Chief Sterns. Also, Danny …

Minute 17 – Stick Your Head in Those Things

August 22nd, 2017

26:14

In minute 17, we’re joined once again by Mike Carlucci from “Return to Oz Minute” to discuss NYC Real Estate, and why the hell April’s boss spends so much time in her apartment. And if you liked our Casey Jones …

Minute 16 – Fathers and Sons, and Anchovies

August 21st, 2017

26:04

This week we are joined by special guest Mike Carlucci of the “Return to Oz Minute” podcast as we discuss the very poignant moment between Splinter and Raphael. Also, we eat anchovies for the first time. See what all …

Minute 15 – Big Toitles in Trenchcoats

August 18th, 2017

31:13

Today we’re joined for the last time by the captain of the DuelingGenre ship, Scott Carelli, to talk about the finer points of Cricket, actor Josh Pais, quotable lines, and the relationship between Splinter and Raphael.

Minute 14 – Punker is Not the Preferred Nomenclature

August 17th, 2017

23:48

Scott Carelli joins us once more as we discuss the word “Punker,” more Casey Jones trauma, English sports, finding money on the street, and accents …

Minute 13 – The Canseco Conundrum

August 16th, 2017

23:34

In minute 13, we delve into the character of Casey Jones. What makes him tick? Here’s a hint…we think it involves something REALLY dark! Also, Scott …

Minute 12 – But Wait! There’s More!

August 15th, 2017

24:38

Poking fun at informercials may seem cliche, but in 1990, it was the thing to do! Join special guest Scott Carelli and the rest of the TMNTM gang as we dive into minute 12. The hosts also get specific about NYC …

Minute 11 – One-Twenty-Two…and an Eighth?

August 14th, 2017

27:29

We welcome our first guest! Joining us is our producer Scott Carelli from Dueling Genre to discuss minute 11 of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We discuss the fantastic character of Tony the pizza delivery guy, discuss …

Minute 10 – Pizza Dude’s Got 30 Seconds

August 11th, 2017

23:28

In minute 10, Mikey and Donny ruminate on Splinter’s words whilst sitting on a sewer pipe. What fun “couples” name did we give them? TUNE IN TO FIND …

Minute 9 – Hey kids, I’m gonna die!

August 10th, 2017

23:49

Minute 9 features a turtley awesome celebration in the lair! We discuss why “Tequila” seems to be so popular in this time period, as well as …

Minute 8 – Ninja Lessons

August 9th, 2017

26:24

Join us as we discuss the Ninja advice that Master Splinter gives the turtles, as well as the many music videos directed by TMNT director Steve …

Minute 7 – Credits, Credits, Credits

August 8th, 2017

32:00

Minute 7 has us deep-diving once again into the IMDb profiles of several of the folks who made this movie. We also discuss the badassery of one …

Minute 6 – Chevy Nova

August 7th, 2017

35:22

Today’s minute of TMNT gives us the first real “hero shot” of the Turtles. Our discussion revolves around 90s slang, more credits, and a classic car …

Minute 5 – A Heavy Sai

August 4th, 2017

25:06

TGITMNTMF! In today’s episode we discuss proper attire for reporting the news, as well as what exactly it is that Turtles do in the dark. Also, the first GLARING continuity error of the film, and why April O’Neil …

Minute 4 – The Yellow Jumpsuit

August 3rd, 2017

22:27

Our Thursday show finds us discussing rats, raincoats, and the finer points of NYC thuggery in the 90’s. Also, we spot baby Sam Rockwell, and debate whether his character merits his own musical number.

Music composed …

Minute 3 – Pickup or Drop-off?

August 2nd, 2017

24:10

In which we tackle the third minute of the 1990 TMNT movie. Ever wonder if a diaper service is a real thing? Well we did too. Also, what exactly are all these youths doing in this giant warehouse, where is all this …

Minute 2 – The Artful Danny

August 1st, 2017

23:50

Join us for discussion of Minute Two of the 1990 TMNT live-action film! We’ll cover the seemingly over-complicated choreography of a Foot-Clan pickpocketing, as well as why the heck everything had to be …

Minute 1 – New York, 1990

July 31st, 2017

23:20

Join Scott, Chris, Rachel and Adam as we discuss the first minute of the 1990 TMNT live-action film. Covering everything from the familiar strains of the “New Line Cinema” jingle, to the apparent ineptitude of the …

Pilot – Lean Green Podcasting Machine

July 1st, 2017

19:42

Join hosts Scott Tofte, Chris O’Connor, Rachel Gatlin, Adam Sheehan for the brand new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Minute” as they discuss their background with the Ninja Turtles and their initial memories and …

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