Swearing Mamas

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Sharing the good, the bad, and the sweary moments of motherhood. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/swearingmamas/support

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51: I Saw Courtney Wearing Army Pants and Flip Flops, So I Bought Army Pants and Flip Flops

August 19th, 2019


This week I got to talk with one of the absolute coolest moms I've met recently (hence the episode title) about a little bit of everything. Courtney …

50: Talkin Bout 3 Generations! (feat. Edie Russell and Wendy Prahl)

August 13th, 2019


Lauren invited her mother and grandmother to help her answer some of the internet's most suggested questions to ask your mom! 



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49: Mom Guilt (feat. Seth Howard)

August 6th, 2019


Lauren talks to her husband Seth about "mom guilt" and how parents on both ends experience guilt, and how we handle it.

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48: What Do You Want Your Kid to Know?

July 29th, 2019


This week I asked listeners to tell me something they'd like their kids to know in the future. I read their responses and some funny stories sent in as well. Send your replies to swearingmamas@gmail.com or anywhere …

47: Parenting Through Darkness

July 23rd, 2019


Lauren talks about her experiences being a parent while coping with mental health issues, as well as grief and loss. 


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46: Storming Episode 46 with Jeremy Bentley

July 16th, 2019


Lauren chats with her friend Jeremy about what it's like being a single dad, and raising a new teenager. 


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45: Better Than An Okay Grandma (feat. Wendy Prahl)

July 9th, 2019


Lauren chats with her grandmother about what it's like to be a great grandmother, parenting in the 70s vs now, and the differences in raising boys and girls. 


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44: Milking it with Caroline Pemberton

July 2nd, 2019


Lauren and Caroline, of Naturally Caroline Pemberton, discuss milk supply, how Caroline overcame issues with a tongue tie, and other breastfeeding …

43: Raising 3 Boys (feat. Crystal Passwaters)

June 25th, 2019


Crystal Passwaters joins Lauren to talk about VBAC, raising 3 boys within 4 years of one another, and the loss of her son, and Lauren's cousin Tyler. 




42: Shrek and His Shower Orange

June 18th, 2019


This episode is a mixed bag of things our kids are currently into and goofy irrelevant things we have to say.


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41: Would You Rather - Parenting Edition

June 12th, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey play parenting 'would you rather' addressing everything from breastfeeding, to sandwich crusts, to legos. Join our new Swearing …

40: Summer Moms

June 4th, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey are talking about their summer plans for the year! Join our new facebook group to view exclusive content, chat with our hosts and fellow swearing mamas!

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39: ...idk my BFF Jill?

May 29th, 2019


Lindsey and Lauren talk about how they've navigated friendships throughout motherhood, and the importance of sharing vulnerability and hardships …

38: Sick AF

May 21st, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey talk about how they deal with their children during illnesses, ickiness and other issues. #scrunchy 

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37: There's A Name for People Like Us

May 14th, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey review baby names they've seen and heard and discuss alternative names for their own kids. 


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36: Oh S#!t

May 7th, 2019


Lindsey talks about her current progress in potty training. Lauren talks about her findings reading up on elimination communication and early potty training, and summarizes her game plan. 

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35: Baby at the Bar

April 30th, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey talk about going out as a parent. From hiking, to camping, to shows, we cover it all. 

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34: Telling Vs. Sheltering

April 22nd, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey talk about when and in what ways they plan to be honest with their children about some of the more difficult realities of the …

33: I Yelled At An Infant

April 16th, 2019


In this week's episode, Lauren and Lindsey spill the honest truth: we've lost our shit and yelled at a tiny, innocent baby before, and so have most other moms we've talked with. We are here to share the funny moments, …

32: No Mom Shaming

April 9th, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey talk about mom shaming and why it's the worst, and you're the worst if you do it. 

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31: To Spank or Not To Spank?

April 2nd, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey talk discipline and how they each feel about spanking. 


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30: DO IT....JUST DO IT!

March 26th, 2019


Lauren talks about how being a stay at home mom changed her perspective on life, and helped her work with and through her anxiety disorder to become a more optimistic and adventurous person. This is your encouragement …

29: Swearing Daddies (Feat. Seth Howard)

March 12th, 2019


Lauren and her husband Seth talk about dad life, how it differs from mom life, and how it differs from pre-baby life. 

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28: Momo is NoMo

March 5th, 2019


This episode is all about the mass hysteria surrounding viral events such as the 360 sippy cup freak-out and, of course, your favorite baddie, Momo. …

27: Feeding the Zoo Animals

February 26th, 2019


Lindsey and Lauren talk about their eating and feeding philosophies, from the very beginning (baby led weaning vs purees) to the joyful days of only …

26: One of Us Will Be Crying It Out

February 19th, 2019


This week is all about sleep training and just the general joys of crying!

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25: Raising Tiny Vegans feat. Caroline Pemberton (Naturally Caroline Pemberton)

February 12th, 2019


While we are still missing our girl Lindsey, Lauren chats with Caroline, of Youtube's Naturally Caroline Pemberton, about why the two of us have …

24: Swearing Grandmas feat. Lauren's Mom

February 5th, 2019


Lauren interviews her mom (or Glamma as she's called in our home) about the grandma life and how parenting has changed over the years. This episode is being released on Glamma's birthday, so send her lots of love on our …

23: One Big Room Full of Bad Mamas

January 29th, 2019


Lindsey and Lauren talk mom groups: both human and cyber. Lauren teaches Lindsey a new swear word!

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22: This Is Us!

January 22nd, 2019


This episode is dedicated to allowing our listeners to get to know us a little bit better. Lauren and Lindsey take a step back to really talk about who they are as individuals and what their lives look like, as well as …

21: Just Let It Happen

January 17th, 2019


Lauren kicks off a new segment called Mom Tip of the Week, by discussing one change that has helped her feel less stressed.



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20: Welcome To My Crib

January 8th, 2019


This episode is all about crib safety and safe sleep practices. For free courses and to claim your baby box, visit babyboxco.com 

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19: N.Y.E.... Bill?

January 1st, 2019


Lauren and Lindsey discuss the New Year, Oliver's first birthday plans, and a lot of wildly irrelevant and highly inappropriate Sims behavior. Our merch shop is now open at: https://teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas

18: Having Fun With Your Fear - with Laura Di Franco MPT

December 18th, 2018


Lauren and Lindsey chat with Holistic Physical Therapist and writer Laura Di Franco. The ladies discuss Laura's new book, and the idea of …

17: Merry, Sweary Christmas

December 11th, 2018


Lauren and Lindsey discuss holiday traditions, plans for this month, and Santa. Oh, and they get eaten by Krampus. Send us your thoughts and your …

16: The TV Is the Babysitter

December 4th, 2018


Lindsey and Lauren talk about screen time, including brief mentions of mom shaming, generational changes, and sensory stimulation.
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15: Happy Birthdaygiving!

November 27th, 2018


Lauren and Lindsey recap their Thanksgivings, Black Fridays, and Lauren's birthday. Don't @ us, ya turkey loving, roomba having betches.


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14: The Mental Load is Heavy

November 13th, 2018


In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren talk about what it's like carrying the mental load in their households, decision fatigue, and how they've managed …

13: Same S#!t Different Day

November 7th, 2018


In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk about their unique daily routines, and explain their personal fails and the wins trying to balance life outside of parenthood.


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12: A Scary, Sweary Halloween

October 31st, 2018


In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk about Halloween plans, traditions and favorites.


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11: Traveling With Kids Is a B%!@#

October 23rd, 2018


On this episode, Lindsey and Lauren talk about the struggles (and wins!) of traveling with munchkins. #LifeHacks


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10: Say Whatever the F#%k You Want

October 19th, 2018


In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey discuss SWEARING!! Lindsey details her current and past experiences with her child learning four letter words and Lauren lays out her plans for the future for her son.


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09: S#!t People Say

October 2nd, 2018


In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey talk unsolicited advice, rude comments, and mom shaming.


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08: Cannamamas ft. Lauren of M.y. High Vibrations

September 27th, 2018


Lindsey and Lauren interview Lauren aka Lieu of M.y. High Vibrations massage and yoga about cannabis usage as a mom. Follow her on instagram …

It Was a Bad Day .01

September 20th, 2018


It Was a Bad Day is a new segment on the Swearing Mamas podcast. Separate from our usual debates and discussions, this segment is to vent the …

07: My Kid is Better Than Yours! 🤷🏻‍

September 11th, 2018


In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren discuss the confusing, competitive turns that milestone tracking can take. They also have a lot to say about Ledo Pizza.


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06: I Co-Slept with my Child and He Needed Brain Surgery

September 4th, 2018


In this episode, Lindsey and Lauren tackle co-sleeping, and Lindsey recounts the time her baby fell off the bed.


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05: Boob Juice

August 23rd, 2018


On today's episode, our boobtiful, positively TITilating hosts, Lindsey & Lauren, talk about their experiences with both breastfeeding and …

04: Holy Sh!t, Vaccinate Your Kids!

August 14th, 2018


In an episode originally designated to discuss our newfound conspiracy theories, Lindsey & Lauren redirect the conversation to the one topic they don't think is a conspiracy at all: vaccines, and why they're …

03: Our Bitchy Midwives

August 14th, 2018


Lindsey & Lauren recount the stories of squeezing watermelon sized aliens out of their lady bagels. So get you a nice, steaming mug of placenta …

02: Congrats, You Had Sex!

August 2nd, 2018


Lauren and Lindsey discuss the (baby) bumps in the road to bringing our little bundles of joy from the womb to the delivery room.


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01: Hot Mess Moms

July 26th, 2018


This first ever episode of Swearing Mamas acts as an introduction to ourselves, your hosts, and a love letter to all our fellow hot mess moms!


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