Star Wars Minute

Th-th-that’s all folks!

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How well do you know Solo? Take our quiz while you wait for the credits to end!

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Pete and Alex give credit where credit is due!

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Pete & Alex continue their creditable work wrapping up Solo: A Star Wars Party!

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The boys discuss which Petes did what and why!

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Guest commentator Ella The Retailer heads for the exit before the credits are complete!

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The credits keep on rollin’ as do guest commentators Andy Robinson & Ella The Retailer!

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Guest commentators Andy Robinson & Ella The Retailer team up to help us tackle the closing credits!

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We end the action with an appearance by our good luck charm guest commentator Ella The Retailer!

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MINUTE 126: Guest commentator Ella The Retailer makes it just in time to watch the Millennium Falcon depart!

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Guest commentator Stuart Wellington is all-in watching the scoundrels play Han Solo Card Game!

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Lando Calrissian is back and so is guest commentator Stuart Wellington!

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Guest commentator Stuart Wellington is here to say farewell to Weazel, Enfys & the rest of the Cloud Riders!

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Qi’ra departs in her flying building but guest commentator Stuart Wellington is here to stay!

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Guest commentator Stuart Wellington is here but Bobias Teckett won't be for long!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski joins us saying good-bye to the not-quite-dead Bobias Teckett!

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Boss Maul ignites the red & the crowd goes wild with Greg Wyshynski!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski sits in as Qi’ra takes an important Zoom call from her new boss!

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Han & Qi’ra celebrate their victory with some light petting with guest commentator Greg Wyshynski!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski is here to watch Dryden & Qi’ra fight to the death!

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Guest commentator Katharine Coldiron is here to watch Solo & Dryden hash it out and discuss Jedi lore!

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Guest commentator Greg Iwinski steps in as Tobias & Chewbacca step out with the Coaxium!

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All-Star guest commentator Todd Alcott is here for the big re-reveal of Enfys Nest!

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All-star guest commentator Brandon Wainerdi is here to observe the dastardly Dryden interrogate the quivering Qi’ra!

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Guest commentator John Kovalic kicks off another All-Star week with Dryden’s goons getting the upper hand…or will they??

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Guest commentators Alphabeatical talk about what goes on when Bobias Teckett returns!

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Han should have known better than to pull the ol’ fake Coaxium trick on Dryden & guest commentators Alphabeatical!

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Guest commentators Alphabeatical join bad boy Dryden Vos for some tasty shaved fish!

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Han, Qi’ra & Chewie come together to fool Dryden Vos with guest commentators Alphabeatical!

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John & Adam from Alphabeatical are here to disarm you with their guest commentating!

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Guest commentator John Mathot weighs in on Han’s dicey plan to help the nascent rebel alliance!

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Han tries to convince Bobias Tecket to give the Coaxium™ to Enfys with guest commentator John Mathot!

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Guest commentator John Mathot learns the harrowing origin of Pure Rainbow & The Cloud Riders!

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Gaze upon the fearsome visage of Enfys Nest and the friendly mug of guest commentator John Mathot!

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Guest commentator John Mathot steps up while Lando Calrissian takes off!

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Guest commentator Jeff May heads for the exit when Enfys Nest returns!

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Han declares himself an outlaw but guest commentator Jeff May ain’t buying it!

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Guest commentator Jeff May sits in as Qi'ra & Han discuss where they stand with Crimson Dawn!

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Lando has had enough of Han’s nonsense but gues commentator Jeff May is just getting started!

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Guest commentator Jeff May comes in for a landing as the battered Falcon arrives at Savareen!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes is taking off but can the same be said for the beleaguered Millennium Falcon?

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Bobias Teckett prepares the Falcon’s hot coaxium injection with guest commentator Tim Barnes!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes is torn between the tentacle monster and The Maw’s awesome gravity well!

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The Falcon bumps into a giant tentacle monster with guest commentator Tim Barnes!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes can only watch as the Falcon friends continue on the Kessel Run!

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Guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Ralph Attanasia complete their Kessel Run in less than six episodes!

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The Kessel run continues as do guest commentators Ralph Attanasia & Asterios Kokkinos!

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Guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Ralph Attanasia bring out the big guns as the Imperials give chase!

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Han comes up with a bold plan but what do guest commentators Ralph Attanasia & Asterios Kokkinos think? The answer may surprise you!

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Can guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Ralph Attanasia elude the Imperial blockade? The answer may surprise you!

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Lando says a tearful goodbye to his love it but I think we’ll miss guest commentator Joe Dator most of all!

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Han fulfills his destiny as he slips into the cockpit of the Falcon with guest commentator Joe Dator!

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Guest commentator Joe Dator joins us for a fond farewell to Sagwa & Tak the Con Artist!

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It's the end of the line for L3 but guest commentator Joe Dator is here all week!

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Guest commentator Joe Dator is here to break the shackles of our organic oppressors!

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Guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska runs for cover as the liberated Wookiees go berserk!

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Lando gives us a tantalizing glimpse at his memoirs with guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska!

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Guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska is here to watch Han take out the big boss guarding the Coaxium™!

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Chewie & Han go their separate ways but guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska isn't going anywhere!

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Guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska is shining some light on the droid uprising rocking Kessel!

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Guest commentator Tony Consiglio cheers on the venomous Beckett as he becomes a natural born killer!

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Droids, miners & a surprise cameo await guest commentator Tony Consiglio on Kessel!

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Tony Consiglio has been tagged & clipped so he’s ready to guest commentate!

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Deputy Assistant Admin Oksana Floren opens negotiations with the Pykes & guest commentator Tony Consiglio!

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Guest commentator Tony Consiglio has boarded, which means we can run to Kessel!

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Guest commentator Jordan D. White joins L3 & Qi’ra as they discuss the ins & outs of robot romance!

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We’ve arrived at Kessel where the local time is 3:27pm and Jordan White is your guest commentator!

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Guest commentator Jordan D. White is back as Tobias gives Han some romantic advice: DON’T!

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Han & Qi’ra spend seven parsecs in Heaven under the watchful eye of guest commentator Jordan White!

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Guest commentator Jordan D. White is here to teach Chewbacca the subtler aspects of Dejarik!

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Guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw straps himself in as the Falcon jumps to light speed on its trip to Kessel!

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Han Solo fulfills his destiny in the cockpit of the Falcon with guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw!

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Guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw doesn't like it, doesn't agree with it but he accepts it!

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L3-37 whips out her tool, amazing the Beckett Gang & guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw!

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Guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw joins us for a walk & talk on our way to see Lando’s starship!

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Guest commentator Chris Radtke gets the Clint Howard scene!

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Lando negotiations his terms with the Qi’ra’a crew & guest commentator Chris Radtke!

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Guest commentator Chris Radtke, like Lando, has some good gambling tips up his sleeve!

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Hando’s Sabacc game continues under the watchful eyes of The Twins, Dava Cassaman & guest commentator Chris Radtke!

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Four-eyed guest commentator Chris Radtke sits down to discuss the subtler aspects of Sabacc!

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Guest commentator Alex Damon is all-in as Lando has his Sabacc against the wall!

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We finally see When Han Met Lando & guest commentators Mollie & Alex Damon!

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Guest commentators Alex & Mollie Damon join the gang as they head to Fort Ypso, gaming capital of Vandor!

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Qi’ra is convinced to go along with the plan but guest commentators Mollie & Alex Damon aren't so sure!

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Guest commentators Alex & Mollie Damon are here to join Han & Beckett as they Star Wars Explain the plan!

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Guest commentator Riley Silverman listens to Han’s new plan to get the Beckett Bunch out of their jam!

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Beckett gets a chilly reception from his boss, Dryden Voss & guest commentator Riley Silverman!

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Guest commentator Riley Silverman sheds some light on the Crimson Dawn!

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Qi’ra & Han’s reunion is interrupted by a grouchy Beckett & guest commentator Riley Silverman!

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Guest commentator Riley Silverman joins us at Dryden Voss’s open bar!

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Guest commentators Matt Young & Arnie Niekamp from The Magic Tavern bump into their old flame Qi’ra!

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Dryden Voss can't try to boss around our guest commentators Arnie Niekamp & Matt Young!

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Guest commentators Arnie Niekamp & Matt Young are ready to party like it's 10BBY!

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The Beckett Boys trudge across the plains of Vandor to meet Dryden Voss & guest commentators Matt Young & Arnie Niekamp!

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Guest commentators Matt Young & Arnie Niekamp leave the magic tavern to discuss Han Solo’s tragic patterns!

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Guest commentators Connor Ratliff &Patrick Cotnoir barely escape The Great Conveyex Robbery with their lives!

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Enfys Nest tries to steal the Coaxium while gues commentators Patrick Cotnoir & Connor Ratliff steal the show!

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Guest commentators Connor Ratliff & Patrick Cotnoir are here for Val’s explosive final scene!

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RIP Rio but guest commentators Patrick Cotnoir & Connor Ratliff never say die!

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Guest commentators Connor Ratliff & Patrick Cotnoir from The George Lucas Talk Show are here, pursued by Imperial Viper Droids!

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Guest commentator Heather Antos’s week has come to an end & Rio doesn't feel too good either!

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The fearsome Enfys Nest swoops in to steal the Coaxium with guest commentator Heather Antos!

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Guest commentator Heather Antos steals the show while Beckett steals the Coaxium-brand hyperfuel!

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The Conveyex heist is interrupted by the fearsome Range Troopers & guest commentator Heather Antos!

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Guest commentator Heather Antos suits up for the great train robbery!

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Chewbacca reveals his origin story to the Beckett crew & guest commentator Lacey Gillerand!

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Solo saves Miguel from a poisonous snake but can he stop guest commentator Tony Consiglio?

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Han reveals his origin story to the Beckett Crew & guest commentator Lacey Gillerand!

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Guest commentator Lacey Gillerand joins us for fireside chat with the Beckett Bunch!

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The Beckett Gang does some reconnaissance with guest commentator Lacey Gilleran from The Resistance Broadcast!

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Guest commentator Lacey Gilleran is here as we finally learn that The Beast was Chewbacca all along!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume joins us for the biggest shower scene since Porkys!

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The pilot’s name is Rio but does he make guest commentator Ken Plume hungry like the wolf?

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Guest commentator Ken Plume is here to give his account of Han & The Beast’s daring prison break!

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Han & The Beast freedom make by secret battle of pretend & guest commentator Ken Plume!

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Where ever commentator Ken Plume goes THE BEAST is sure to follow!

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Guest commentator Crystal Beth watches as Corporal Solo is busted for desertion and fed to THE BEAST!

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Han opens negotiations with Captain Becket & guest commentator Crystal Beth!

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We’re delighted guest commentator Crystal Beth is here but Becket & Val don't feel the same way about Corporal Solo!

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If Corporal Solo thinks there's something odd about his captain wait until he meets guest commentator Crystal Beth!

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Guest commentator Crystal Beth joins the fight & Space Woody Harrelson is here too!

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We say goodbye to guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan & Han says hello to life in the Imperial army!

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We finally meet the father of “Han Solo” and guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan can only stand by helplessly as Qi’ra is sold into the hands of the Crimson Dawn!

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Before Han & Qi’ra can escape they have to outwit Falthina Sharest & guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan helps us track down Han & Qi’ra at the airport!

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Arriving at the airport means the end of the chase and Josh Flanagan’s trip as guest commentator!

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Han and Qi’ra head for Diagon Alley but guest commentator Josh Flanagan straightens us out!

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Josh Flanagan shows us how to get a head in protocol as the chase on Corellia continues!

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Han and Qi’ra exit, pursued by a grindalid with guest commentator Josh Flanagan!

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Guest commentator Josh Flanagan is here to shed some light on the Lady Proxima situation!

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Who was that lady we saw guest commentator Tony Thaxton with? That was no lady, it was Mother Proxima!

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Guest commentator Tony Thaxton takes a break from Bizarre Albums to talk about some bizarrer aliens!

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Solo meets up with Qi’ra on the road that he must travel with guest commentator Tony Thaxton

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Guest commentator Tony Thaxton joins us to discuss Solo: A Star Wars Logo!

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Solo: A Star Wars Story starts off in a lawless time—which can only mean guest commentator Tony Thaxton!

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Alex and Pete watch as The Book of Boba Fett rides a rancor off into the sunset with Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor

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Pete and Alex build a temple to Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

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Alex and Pete pilot themselves through the backdoor of The Book of Boba Fett Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian

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Pete and Alex fly upside-down to bring you their discussion of The Book of Boba Fett Chapter 4: The Gathering Storm

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Alex and Pete get on their scooters to bring you their take on "The Streets of Mos Espa"

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Pete and Alex discuss the tribes, trains, and tropes of The Book of Boba Fett Chapter 2.

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Alex and Pete begin their coverage of the new Disney+ show The Book of Boba Fett!

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We say goodbye, farewell & amen to hosts Pete & Alex as The Last Jedi reaches its expectation-smashing final moments! See you on Corellia!

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Pete & Alex kick off the second week of credits with a look at some of the people who made the film and more!

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Pete & Alex celebrate our 150th TLJ show in a normal-sized ALL-CREDITS episode!

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Pete & Alex learn the names of everyone who worked hard to ruin your childhoods!

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Alex & Pete won't stop until the credits are complete!

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How many people named "Pete" worked on this production? The answer may surprise you, Alex & Pete!

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Pete and Alex begin their trek through the star wars credits!

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Guest commentator Mike Norton deserves some credit for helping us kick off the seven minutes of credits!

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With the action over who better to clean up than Temiri Blagg the Broom Boy and guest commentator Mike Norton the Pug Boy?

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Guest commentator Mike Norton joins us for #TheLastJedi’s joyous graduation photo!

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The rebels have fled but #Kylo will always have some dice to remember them by and guest commentator Mike Norton!

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We say Hello There to guest commentator Mike Norton as the departing rebels says Goodbye Funnyman to Kylo Ren!

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Twin sons Garon Cockrell & Eliot Hochberg from Never Not Funny bid farewell to the titular Last Jedi!

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Kylo discovers that Luke has been a ghost throughout the entire saga! Guest commentators Matt Belknap & Garon Cockrell had a sixth sense!

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Guest commentators Matt Belknap & Garon Cockrell bear witness to the final battle of The Last Jedi as Luke & Kylo go all out!

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Kylo continues to have it out with Uncle Luke who tells him to save the drama for guest commentators Garon Cockrell & Matt Belknap!

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Guest commentators Matt Belknap & Garon Cockrell from NeverNot Funny square off against Luke Skywalker squaring off his his naughty nephew Kylo …

Guest commentators Stuart, Dan & Eliot from the Flop House arrive in time to see Rey arriving to time to dig out the rebels!

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Poe’s commands the rebels to follow the space foxes but we’re loyal to Eliot, Stuart & Dan from the Flop House!

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Guest commentators Dan, Eliot & Stuart from the Flop House are here to watch Kylo Ren fight a ghost with his laser sword!

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There’s no way Luke could’ve survived the First Order’s assault but guest commentators Stuart, Dan & Eliot from the Flop house may have a theory!

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Guest commentators Eliot, Stuart & Dan from the Flop House open fire on Kylo’s Uncle Luke!

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Want a cameo in a #StarWars movie?

Guest commentator Nathan Hamill reveals the secret!

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Guest commentator Father David tells us why Luke & Leia’s spirited farewell is one of his favorite scenes!

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Things seem bleak until General Organa gets a haunting visit from her brother Wormie and guest commentator Crystal Beth!

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Rose tells Finn why she thinks he should live long & prosper and our guest commentators Tom, John & Joe from ABCD:TOS concur!

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Guest commentator Andy Robinson takes a break from Godfather Minute to see if Finn can take out the gun but time cannoli tell!

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Our Alphabeatical guest commentators discuss what goes on when Finn’s flying makes Rose says honey, don't!

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The First Order believes happiness is a warming-up gun but guest commentators El Adam & John think it’s all too much!

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Guest commentators El Adam & John from Alphabeatical twist and shout as the Falcon rocks the cavern on Crait!

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The trapped rebels get by with a little help from their friends, the Millennium Falcon and guest commentators John & El Adam from Alphabeatical!

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The Battle of Crait has officially begun, as has the reign of guest commentators El Adam & John from Alphabeatical!

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Guest commentator Liz Whitaker makes a cameo in the guest commentator trenches as the Resistance prepares for the First Order’s peppery assault!

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The First Order brings in the canonical super cannon but we have guest commentator Legendary Liz Whitaker!

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Guest commentator Liz Whitaker is back in the mines of Crait, as are Rose, Leia & Connix! #MineGirlsMinute

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Guest commentator Liz Whitaker is on hand to watch the #Resistance prepare for the #skywalker family reunion on Crait!

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While Hux & Kylo bicker about who’s in charge commentator Liz Whitaker is here to claim the throne!

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We say farewell to Captain #Phasma and guest commentator Greg Wyshynski…for now!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski watches phurious Phinn phight phierce phemme phatale Captain Fasma!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski survived the Holdo Maneuver but can he evade the wrath of #Phasma?

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Holdo pulls off a one-in-a-million shot, breaking the Supremacy and guest commentator Greg Wyshynski!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski is ready to face-off against Phasma’s ice-cold executioners!

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Guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins learns the shameful truth: Palpatine’s child was a filthy junk trader!

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Rey gets an offer from the Supreme Leader, Kylo Ren, while we get a visit from the mayor of podcasts, Paul F. Tompkins

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Guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins is here to speak easy as Rey & Ren are having their best week ever against Snoke’s guards!

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Reylo face the combined might of Snoke’s furious guards and affable guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins!

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Guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins is here to watch DJ accept his reward while #Reylo takes on Snoke’s praetorian guards!

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Guest commentator Kelly Annekin has to split, leaving Snoke half the man he used to be!

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Rey fires up Kylo's saber to take on Snoke but guest commentator Kelly Anneken is the one bringing the heat!

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Guest commentator Kelly Annekin brings the levity but can Rey levitate the light saber she needs to escape?

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Our heroes discover DJ has sold them out to the First Order with guest commentator Kelly Anneken!

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Guest commentator Kelly Anneken joins Finn & Rose as they are forced to kneel before Hux!

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We say goodbye to guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw and the resistance says goodbye to Admiral Holdo and The Raddus!

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Rey & Snoke continue their Force-centric conversation in front of guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw from the Force Center!

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Guest bloke Joseph Scrimshaw drops his cloak to make some Snoke jokes before he croaks!

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Poe's mutiny may have fizzled but guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw brings the sizzle!

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Somehow guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw has returned to just in time for Captain Phasma to return, somehow!

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Guest commentators Alison Rosen & Daniel Quantz are here as Holdo outmaneuvers Poe & the Mutineers!

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DJ attempts to master breaking the code but nothing will crack our guest commentators Daniel Quantz & Alison Rosen!

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Guest commentators Alison Rosen & Daniel Quantz share their Snoke theories as Rey finally meets the big boss!

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Rose, Finn & DJ infiltrate The Supremacy, all under the watchful eyes of BB-9E and guest commentators Daniel Quantz & Alison Rosen!

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Guest commentators Alison Rosen & Daniel Quantz join the mutiny as Poe outmaneuvers Admiral Holdo!

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Guest commentator Hal Lublin is here to witness DJ, Finn & Rose arriving in the middle of the high speed chase!

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Rey takes off in the Millennium Falcon's pod but there's no escape for guest commentator Hal Lublin!

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Guest commentator Hal Lublin decides if The Resistance are cowards, traitors or both but Poe thinks he has the answer!

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The Resistance is down to one ship as the First Order closes in with guest commentator Hal Lublin!

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Guest commentator Hal Lublin joins us, boldly flying in the face of DJ's explicit advice!

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Guest commentator Tony Thaxton joins us for a pre-do it conversation about DJ’s negotiations with Finn & Rose!

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Force ghost Yoda has a final fireside lesson for young Skywalker and guest commentator Tony Thaxton!

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Guest commentator Tony Thaxton sits down with Yoda & Luke for an informative fireside chat about failure!

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Luke attempts to burn the sacred Jedi texts but is interrupted by a familiar latex face—guest commentator Tony Thaxton!

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Guest commentator Tony Thaxton joins us for Rey making Luke choose: will we see the Rise of Skywalker or is he truly The Last Jedi?

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The circle is now complete as guest commentator Riley Silverman finally learns the truth about what happened that fateful night in Kylo Ren's bedroom!

Rey continues the Jedi tradition of attempting to kill her master with guest commentator and confessed light-saber nerd Riley Silverman!

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Guest commentator Riley Silverman walks in on a steamy handshake between Reylo but Luke doesn't take it well!

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Rey is devastated by the Swamp Hole's Magic Force Mirror's insight so she reaches out to Kylo Ren and guest commentator Riley Silverman!

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Guest commentator Riley Silverman returns to watch what Rey sees as she gazes into the Magic Force Mirror to discover the secret of her parents!

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Guest commentator Steele Saunders is here to catch some Reys way down in the hole and gives us his HONEST opinion of #TheLastJedi!

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Guest commentator Steele Saunders from Steele Wars joins Rey as she takes the plunge into the magic wet swamp hole!

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Luke Skywalker ignites the green but is it enough to satisfy guest commentator Steele Saunders?

From a certain point of view!

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Rey says hello to Swolo but guest commentator Steele Saunders is untoppable!

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Guest commentator Steele Saunders arrives just in time to watch BB-8 & DJ help Rose & Finn evade the Canto Bight police!

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Guest commentator Tony Consiglio bids a fond farewell to the feral fanthiers of Canto Bight and their friends, Finn & Rose!

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Finn & Rose continue their fanthier rampage through the streets of Canto Bight and the dreams of guest commentator Tony Consiglio!

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Guest commentator Tony Consiglio ducks for cover as the Fanthiers run amok and Ubbla Mollboro hits a high note!

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Rose reveals her radical Resistance ring to the cooped-up Canto Bight kids and commentator Tony Consiglio!

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Break-out guest commentator Tony Consiglio returns to observe BB-8 helping spring DJ from the Canto Bight brig!

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Rose and Finn make a daring breakout of #DisneyJail accompanied by guest commentator Jordan White!

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Guest commentator Jordan White raps with us about Rose & Finn’s collaboration with DJ DelToro!

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Guest commentator Jordan White bears witness to the final gut-wrenching sacrifice of Unidentified Anodyne pilot!

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Ben Solo decides he don’t need no education but we need the thoughts of guest commentator Jordan White!

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Guest commentator Marvel-ous Jordan White returns to see the last day of Luke's Jedi school--from a certain point of view!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan listens to Luke explaining why the dumb Jedi shouldn't return after all!

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High on a clef, noted Jedi pupil Re rehearses with her staff, striking a chord with key guest commentator and host of Star Wars Music Minute …

Perennial favorite Chrysanthe Tan makes her annual return to guest comment on Rose spotting the blooming master codebreaker!

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Rose Tico tells Finn why Canto bites and guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan can’t disagree!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan joins us for the never-ending party that is life on Canto Bight!

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Guest commentator Ralph Attanasia can't wait to take a bite of the treats at Canto Bight!

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Ren & Rey wrap up their rap session with guest commentator Ralph Attanasia!

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Guest commentator Ralph Attanasia eavesdrops on the Force chat between dyadsters Kylo and Rey!

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Luke tells Rey she's too powerful for him and that goes double for guest commentator Ralph Attanasia!

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Ralph Attanasia proves himself to be the kind of guest commentator we knead to talk about Rey being whisked away by the dark side!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume is here to balance out Rey's lesson about life, the universe and everything!

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School is in session as Rey reaches out for her first Jedi lessons from Luke Skywalker and guest commentator Ken Plume!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume is Ahch-to school for his first lesson of Jedi training!

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Rey and Kylo's Forced conversation is interrupted by Luke and guest commentator Ken Plume!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume takes a shot at talking about Kylo and Rey talking and taking a shot!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes leaves us in stitches and Kylo's face doesn't look so good either!

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Strikebreaker Maz Kanata pops in for a quick cameo but Tim Barnes is guest commentating all week!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes from the YubNub podcast listens in on Finn and Rose's theory for infiltrating Snoke's ship!

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Finn reveals the secret of the Cloaked Binary Beacon to Rose but it will take more than that to impress guest commentator Tim Barnes!

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Guest commentator Tim Barnes arrives as Finn prepares to depart, only to be stopped by Tase Crazy Rose Tico!

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Guest commentators Connor Ratliff, Griffin Newman & Patrick Cotnoir are shocked at the instant sparks between Rose and Finn!

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Rose Tico is here to make sure guest commentators Connor Ratliff, Griffin Newman & Patrick Cotnoir don’t run off with one of our escape pods!

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Guest commentators Connor Ratliff, Griffin Newman & Patrick Cotnoir are here to behold Holdo telling Poe to slow his roll!

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Holdo takes command but guest commentators Connor Ratliff, Griffin Newman & Patrick Cotnoir are still nunb from the news about Leia!

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We pack guest commentators Connor Ratliff, Griffin Newman & Patrick Cotnoir into the briefing room so Larma D’Acy can update us on Leia’s status!

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Guest commentators Joe Dator & Suzen Tekla Kruglnska are our only hope for discussing R2’s helpful blast from the past hologram!

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Chewie finds porgs chewy after porgs find Chewie chewing porgs but guest commentators Suzen Tekla Kruglnska & Joe Dator are still hungry!

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Guest commentators Joe Dator & Suzen Tekla Kruglnska are the first responders to Princess Leia’s big blow out!

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Reports of the death of Leia have been exaggerated, so guest commentators Suzen Tekla Kruglnska & Joe Dator are here to correct matters.

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Guest commenters Joe Dator & Suzen Tekla Kruglnska are here and General Organa is totally blown away!

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Filmunentarian & guest commentator Jamie Benning has some explosive opinions to wrap up All-Star week!

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Noah Segan flies in from the set to tell us what Stomeroni Starck is really like!

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All-Star guest commentator Tierney Steele is here from the net to carp about fin, ray & the rest of the grouper if it gills her!

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The Raddus drops out of light speed to find they have company — the First Order and All-Star guest commentator Jenna Busch!

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Luke says it’s time for the Jedi to end but since John Kovalic is our guest commentator All-Star week is just beginning!

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We wrap the week up with guest commentator Chris Radtke but Luke Skywalker seems eager to split too!

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Our first look at the sacred Jedi texts required we book Chris Radtke as our guest commentator!

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Guest commentator and fish-head Chris Radtke is here for the return of the Jedi to his hut on Ach-too!

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Luke Skywalker’s Got Milk and we’ve got guest commentator Chris Radtke!

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Chris Radtke is back as guest commentator despite Luke Skywalker’s repeated pleas to get off his lawn!

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Guest commentators Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha spark a debate about whether Kylo's helmet is totally excellent or or ridiculous excrement!

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Snoke has some shocking news about Luke for Kylo Ren and guest commentators Sirancha & Asterios Kokkinos!

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 Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha take a break from The Loudest Podcast to observe a tense meeting between Snoke and his pupil Kylo Ren!

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We get cozy in the red room with Asterios & Sirancha

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It’s time for the porgs which can only mean Asterios & Sirancha are here as our guests! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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Guest commentator Jackie Kashian traveled a long time to see the boss moves Luke will bust out now that Rey is giving him his lightsaber back!

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FN-2187 is reunited with Poe Dameron and guest commentator Jackie Kashian feels so good!

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Guest commentator Jackie Kashian joins us to watch snippy Snoke mop the floor with humbled Hux for letting the Resistance retreat!

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The dreadnaught looks more like a dreadNOT as it's taken down by the resistance bombers and guest commentator Jackie Kashian!

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Comedian Jackie Kashian hates to see another performer bomb but in the case of Paige Tico she'll make an exception!

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The resistance bombers are toast and now guest commentator Josh Flanagan is as good as gone!

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At last, the resistance bombers have arrived with the dynamite guest commentator Josh Flanagan from ifanboy!

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Guest commentator Josh Flanagan from ifanboy.com talks fast and furiously as Poe executes some sick flying maneuvers that will leave skid marks on …

General Leia’s back but Poe is too headstrong to listen to her orders nor those of guest commentator Josh Flanagan from ifanboy!

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Lt. Josh Flanagan joins us at the battle of D’Qar as our first guest commentator and bombardier!

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General Hux is tooled with.

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Poe Dameron gives the First Order a call

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We zoom into the action on D'Qar

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The crawl concludes and the action begins.

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Alex and Pete begin their coverage of Star Wars: Episode 8: The Last Jedi

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PTR wants you to hear his new show about Star Trek!

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M-I-C (See? We finished Rogue One!) K-E-Y (why? Because it's implied in our mandate!) M-O-U-S-E!

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The penultimate moment of Rogue One has Pete The Retailer and Alex Robinson breaking out their reading glasses as the credits roll on!

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Prop Modeling Chairman Pete Fielding is here to give us some juicy behind-the-scenes dirt on what it's like to build stuff from a galaxy far, far …

Always two, there are, to talk about the credits: Pete The Retailer and Alex Robinson!

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Whether you're a humble gaffer or a spoiled acting legend, guest commentator Joe Dator is here to watch your name go by in the credits!

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Who better to guest commentate the credits than famous card Joe Dator? Nobody that's who!

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Guest commentator Joe Dator returns to help us make our way through this roll-call of champions, AKA the credits of Rogue One!

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It's time to give credits where credits are due so we've brought in Joe Dator to guest commentate for you!

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Guest commentating mainstay Joe Dator returns to give us his thoughts on CGI Princess Leia and...hope!

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Ani? Little Ani? Guest commentator and angel of Death Greg Wyshynski meets up with a familiar cunning warrior....and a good friend.

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski reviews the raucous rebels retreating with the recorded readouts they retrieved from the retired Rogues! Run, …

Cassian and Erso discover life's a beach and then you fry but unfortunately guest commentator Greg Wyshynski doesn't like sand!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski reacts to Tarkin firing up the reactors of this fully armed and operational battle station!

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Guest commentator Greg Wyshynski comes up around the bend just in time to see a bad moon rising over Scarif!

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Krennic seizes control of the monologue and points it back at Jyn but Cassian is done with the chit chat (unless it's from Patreon All-Star guest …

Krennic shows up too late to stop Jyn's plan but just in time to listen to her heroic monologue with Patreon All-Star guest commentator Matt Berry!

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The Rebels go totally Bumper Cars on the Imperial Fleet over Scarif, much to the amusement of Patreon All-Star guest commentator Lee Blanchard!

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Jyn makes it to the top of the Scarif Tower only to come face to face with an Imperial T.I.E. fighter! Nah, just kidding: it's Patreon All-Star guest …

We kick off our week of Patreon All-Stars with a hearty hello to guest commentator Mark Thompson and a tearful farewell to Baze Malbus!

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 I've got a feeling out our Alphabeatical guest commentators should say goodnight to Bodhi Rook so run for your life!

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The flying boys of Gold Squadron are sending six fighters against a Star Destroyer? Guest commentators John and El Adam from Alphabeatical say yes! …

John and El Adam from Alphabeatical are here to tell us what goes on but as far as bad boy Krennic is concerned happiness is a warm blaster!

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Chirrut sets out on the long and winding road to the master switch under the watchful gaze of guest commentators El Adam and John from Alphabeatical!

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The Alphabeatical Boys are here to watch Jyn and Cassian try to climb to the toppermost of the poppermost and retrieve those Death Star plans!

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Things go from bad to worse as Imperial reinforcements arrive, Blue leader bites the dust and guest commentator Paul Rust is throwing in the towel!

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Guest commentator Paul Rust and pilot Bodhi Rook are doing their part at the Battle of Scarif. Can you honestly say the same?

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Q. Why don't droids Paul cry?

A: They'll afraid they'll Paul Rust! 

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Jyn and Cassian try to locate the Death Star plans in the main computer with the help from K-2S0 and the love of guest commentator Paul Rust!

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The battle of Scarif continues with guest commentator Paul Rust back in the hot seat but why did they fry poor Red-Five?

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The Battle of Scarif heats up with the arrival of a squadron of T.I.E. fighters and Chrysanthe Tan slipping into the guest commentator chair!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan has a blast talking about the slaughter on Scarif, raging robots and musical motifs!

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It's a battle beyond the stars with X-wings, T.I.E. fighters, medical frigates, Y-wings and, of course, guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan!

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Guest commentator Chrysanthe Tan, General Merrick, and the heroes of Blue Squadron arrive in their fancy X-wings to save the day!

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B.A.Z.E. thinks he can take on the A.T.-A.C.T. but guest commentator Chyrsanthe Tan will have him singing a different tune!

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We end our week with guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins with a comedy bang as the Battle of Scarif rages on!

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We speak easy with guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins about the cool space ship battle high above tropical Scarif!

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Guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins returns for thrilling adventure on the beaches of Scarif with a special appearance by At Act!

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Guest commentator Irvin Kershner joins us to watch the Big Red Ones charge into action and gives us the inside scoop on the long-awaited sequel!

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There Will Be Blood on the sands of Scarif as the rebellious Rogues fight it out on the beach with guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins!

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Guest commentator Paul F. Tompkins kicks off our Best Week Ever with Tenzigo Weems delivering the news from Scarif to Mon Mothma!

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Guest commentators Tony Thaxton and CeCe Pleasants are getting punchy but that won't stop K-2S0 from violating the first law of robotics!

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Krennic finds things on Scarif quite explosive but it won't mean half as much without guest commentators Tony Thaxton and CeCe Pleasants!

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Guest commentators Tony Thaxton and CeCe Pleasants are back and K-2SO is beside himself with happiness about it!

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Those rebellious Rogues have infiltrated the Imperial base on Scarif in an attempt to steal the Death Star plans and guest commentators Tony Thaxton …

Guest commentators CeCe Pleasants and Tony Thaxton are here and ready to begin their covert operations on Scarif!

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All-Star guest commentator Kevin Maher geeks out about the Rogues sneaking into the Scarif base but I've got a bad feeling abou

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Things are looking up for the Rogues as Imperials board the shuttle demanding a flight manifest and All-Star guest commentator Mac Davidson!

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All-Star guest commentator John Kovalic joins us for another happy landing on the planet Scarif!

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Before they begin their assault on the Scarif base Jyn gives a rousing speech to the Rogues and All-Star guest commentator Dave Amiott!

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We kick off All-Star week with the arrival at the Scarif shield gate and the return of guest commentator Tasha Robinson!

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The roamin' Rogues arrive at Scarif but first they have to sneak past the Imperial gatekeepers and guest commentator Dan Telfer! 

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Guest commentator Chris Weitz joins Mon Mothma in an emotional farewell to Space Jimmy Smits!

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Guest commentator Chris Weitz has boarded and are ready to ride that stolen Imperial transport to the sunny shores of Scarif!

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Jyn, Cassian and the rest of the Rogues prepare for their mission to Scarif, but Chris Weitz is only here to guest commentate!

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Cassian lectures Jyn that all the awful things he's done have been for his love of the rebellion and our guest commentator Chris Weitz!

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Cassian and his rogues agree to sneak off to Scarif but guest commentator Chris Radtke isn't going anywhere!

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Guest commentator Chris Radtke is here as Mon Mothma breaks the news that the mission to Scarif is off and the rest of the movie is cancelled!

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That devil Jebel has the rebel rabble troubled but what is Chris Radtke proposing? We let the guest commentator speak.

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Chris Radtke once again sticks his neck out as guest commentator but will he choke or leave you breathless with laughter?

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Krennic gets chewed out by prequel star Anakin Skywalker so who better than Chris Radtke as our guest commentator? No one!

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Guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw sits in on Director Krennic's meeting with his boss the space wizard. Ixnay on the andsay, Orson!

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Director Krennic arrives for his meeting in Mordor early and we've got guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw bacta talk about it!

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Joseph Scrimshaw takes a break from Force Center to be our guest commentator but Cassian Andor is shutting down any further complaining!

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Jyn and Cassian debate the ethics of eliminating the inventor of the Imperial Superweapon that will kill over two billion people. Guest commentator …

Guest commentator Joseph Scrimshaw lends a hand talking about the Rogues' daring escape from the Imperial stronghold, but what else could Eadu?

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"Failin" Erso joins shuffles off this mortal coil, telling the Rogues it's time to say farewell to Eadu and guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska!

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Guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska is here for the father daughter reunion before Galen goes slip slidin' away to Christian Heaven!

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The skirmish on Eadu continues with the empire striking back and the revenge of guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska!

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Guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska is back and she's brought some Alliance-brand mayhem on the Eadu landing platform with her!

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The rebel fleet arrives to save the day on Eadu, accompanied by guest commentator Suzen Tekla Kruglnska!

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Galen Erso's performance review isn't going the way he expected but wait until he hears what guest commentator Chris Eliopoulos thinks!

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Guest commentator Chris Eliopoulos scopes out some very nervous Imperial Engineers who feel they're being unfairly targeted by Director Krennic!

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Cassian can't pull the trigger and complete the mission but guest commentator Chris Eliopoulos is not throwing away his shot!

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Guest commentator Chris Eliopoulos climbs aboard to track the meeting of the Imperial Engineers!

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Someone let Chirrut Imwe out in the rain and guest commentator Chris Eliopoulos doesn't know if he can take it! Oh no!

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Guest commentator Asterios Kokkinos has the face of a killer but the gentle touch of a cat burglar, which might come in handy sneaking around Eadu in …

Cassian and the Pilot head out to look for Galen Erso, leaving Jyn and the gang suspicious, but guest commentator Asterios Kokkinos is here to …

Guest commentator Asterios Kokkinos takes a break from being on The Loudest Podcast to spend some time with the Rogues on rain-swept Eadu!

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The Rogues arrive on storm-ravaged Eadu in the company of guest commentator Asterios Kokkinos from the Loudest Podcast!

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We welcome guest commentator Asterios Kokkinos back to weigh in on Cassian and Jyn's political debate!

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Guest commentator Kelly Anneken listens to Jyn's crazy story about a space station that can destroy planets and how her father is a hero for building …

Stardust and the Pilot reminisce about what a great man war-criminal Galen Erso is with guest commentor Kelly Anneken!

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We have a message from guest commentator Kelly Anneken regarding Tenzigo Weems and the next step in the plan to murder Galen Erso!

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The Death Star's maiden voyage was a success but Krennic will want to hear what guest commentator Kelly Anneken is tarkin' about!

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Guest commentator Kelly Anneken arrives just in time to watch the Rogues escape from the Death Star's mayhem on Jedha!

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Beautiful Tony Consiglio is here to provide some guest commentary on the Death Star being taken out for its first test drive!

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It's time for the Rogue Ones to skedaddle off Jedha but guest commentator Tony Consiglio isn't going anyplace!

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Things are looking grim as the Death Star blasts a chunk out of Jedha. Good thing guest commentator Tony Consiglio is here with some iced cream!

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Commence primary ignition and release the full fury of guest commentator Tony Consiglio on the poor souls of Jedha!

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Guest commentator Tony Consiglio joins us via hologram for a discussion about the morality of Galen Erso!

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Guest commentator Liz Whittaker is our only hope to figure out the mysterious hologram from Galen Erso!

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Tarkin and Krennic are warming up the Death Star but it's guest commentator Liz Whittaker who brings the heat!

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Guest commentator Liz Whittaker cuts the chatter when she sees a familiar giant laser moon orbiting Jedha!

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Saw Gerrera suspects someone is there to kill him but is it Jyn Erso or guest commentator Liz Whittaker? The answer may surprise you!

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Guest commentator Liz Whittaker takes a break from Mean Girls Minute to help us parse out the parlay between Jyn Erso and Saw Gerrera!

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It's a happy reunion as Jyn is brought before Saw Gerrera for questioning, but guest commentator Josh Flanagan is the one with all the answers!

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Guest commentator Josh Flanagan joins us on a tour of the Gerrera gang's secret clubhouse!

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Jyn tries to play the Do-You-Know-Who-I-Am? card but Two-Tubes isn't convinced, nor is guest commentator Josh Flanagan!

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The Rogues are taken into custody by Two-Tubes and the Gerrera gang plus guest commentator Josh Flanagan!

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Guest commentator Josh Flanagan from iFanboy is here just in time to watch Chirrut Imwe take on the entire Empire himself!

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Guest commentator Crystal Beth is back for her Fifth Minute but the Rogues won't escape the Imperials so easily!

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Our heroes are saved by the timely appearance of the lovable droid K2-S0, not to mention guest commentator Crystal Beth!

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Crystal Beth is our guest as the Star War becomes a street brawl on the chaotic streets of Jedha City!

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Jedha City erupts in a wave of terrorist fury as the peacekeepers are attacked by the Gerrera Gang plus guest commentator Crystal Beth!

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Guest commentator Crystal Beth accompanies Jyn and Cassian as they wander the streets of Jedha under the watchful eye of Stormtroopers!

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Jyn meets some peculiar characters on her tour of Jedha including Chirrut the pure, Baze the silent and Ken Plume the guest commentator!

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You'll be careful when Jyn and Cassian bump into some old friends in Jedha City: Walrusman, Doc Evigan and guest commentator Ken Plume!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume loses his mind when confronted by the tentacled terror known only as...Bor Gullet!

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Our heroes make the long trek to Jedha City accompanied only by guest commentator Ken Plume!

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Guest commentator Ken Plume arrives just in time for our heroes to arrive at Jedha City to find the elusive Saw Gerrera!

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We close out our week with guest commentator Jenny Jaffe with a flashback to happier days when Jyn's dad had a steady job with government benefits!

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Krennic mixes it up in the Moff pit but guest commentators Elliott Kalan and Jenny Jaffe are stuck in the uncanny valley!

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Having seen Saw, guest commentators Jenny Jaffe and Elliott Kalan are ready to start talking Tarkin!

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Guest commentators Elliott Kalan and Jenny Jaffe are on hand to watch rebel Saw Gerrera deal with the lies and deceptions of the defecting imperial …

Bodhi the Pilot is brought before Saw Gerrera, Two-Tubes, and guest commentators Jenny Jaffe and Elliott Kalan!

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Do you want to know the odds of you enjoying this episode with guest commentator John Mathot?

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Cassian receives a deadly mission of betrayal while Jyn and K-2S0 engage in some amusing banter with guest commentator John Mathot!

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Guest commentator Earth John Mathot is here to bear witness to the return of the Ghost of Space Jimmy Smits as the rebels gear up for rebelling!

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The rebels continue to lecture Jyn Erso and guest commentator John Mathot about the evils of making Death Stars!

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Guest commentator John Mathot is back as Mon, Cassian and the rest of the rebel bunch get Jyn up to speed about her father's little project!

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We end our week with guest commentator Doug Benson on a high note when Jyn Erso gets to meet with Mon Mothma and the rest of the rebels gang! 

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Guest commentator Doug Benson is here to watch Cassian and his robot bud K-2S0 spring Jyn from the joint in a jolting jailbreak!

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Prisoner Jyn Erso is held in a dank and dour imperial transport when they receive an unexpected visitor--guest commentator Doug Benson!

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Guest commentator Doug Benson is back to watch Tony Two-Tubes welcome a defecting imperial pilot under the blazing Jedha sun!

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Hey everybody! Cassian and his snitch are discovered by the local law enforcement, all under the watchful red eyes of returning guest commentator …

Ever wonder what it's like living on the Ring of Kafrene? Fortunately we've got bad boy Cassian Andor and/or guest commentator Meredith Woerner for …

Guest commentator Meredith Woerner is here to oversee the prisoners Oolin Musters and Liana Hallik, AKA Jyn "I Rebel" Erso!

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This one's got it all! Oscar-winner Saw Gerrera, the opening title, a hatchway and the return of guest commentator Meredith Woerner!

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MINUTE 7: Mrs. Erso turns down Krennic's invitation to rejoin the Empire, luckily our own guest commentator Meredtih Woerner would never be so rude!

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Guest commentator Meredith Woerner returns to help us ransack the Erso farm and find that missing girl!

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MINUTE 5: Much like the construction of the Death Star we are on the verge of greatness, thanks to guest commentator Mark McConville from Superego!

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MINUTE 4: Guest commentators Mark McConville & Matt Gourley are here to witness the debut of Director Orson Krennic as he crashes the party at …

Guest commentators Mark McConville and Matt Gourley are here to watch the Erso family prepare for the arrival of Krennic and the Death Troopers!

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

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Ken Napzok joins us to discuss action-packed Minute 120 of the Return of the Jedi Blu-ray

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HOLD ON LUKE SKYWALKER'S INCREDIBLE FACE, amazed and conflicted at what he sees, as our MUSIC BUILDS, the promise of an adventure, just beginning...

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Rey stares, knowing exactly who it is. But she just stares for what seems like forever. Until he finally TURNS, SLOWLY, to her. Pulls back his hood. …

Built within the rock and foliage of this idyllic island are seemingly endless ANCIENT STONE STEPS. Rey continues to climb them, determined, despite …

The Falcon FLIES through space and BLASTS to LIGHTSPEED.

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Rey stands with Leia a beat and then turns to head to the Falcon.

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Suddenly R2-D2 PROJECTS A HOLOGRAM! A LARGE NAVIGATIONAL MAP WITH A SPECIFIC MISSING CHUNK!

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As BB-8 approaches R2-D2, the long dormant droid suddenly stirs. The droids beep at each other.

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Rey walks down the ramp and sees, for the first time, Leia.

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The X-wings ROAR OFF, skyward as the MUSIC SOARS, the PLANET IMPLODES -- THE SUNLIGHT IT CONTAINS BURSTS FORTH, and as we get further and further distance from what was Starkiller Base, we witness the REBIRTH OF A SUN. …

Hux stands before SNOKE'S IMAGE. Relative quiet here, but distant SOUNDS OF DESTRUCTION.

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The earth SHAKES. The earth splits. A gully forms.

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Rey closes her eyes for a long beat. When Rey opens them, she is centered, fortified, and she POUNDS BACK, SINGLE HANDED SWIPES, hitting Ren's gnarly, spitting saber with incredible FORCE.

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Amid the BARE WHITE TREES, ONLY TWO LIGHTSABERS -- LUKE'S BLUE AND REN'S YELLOW-RED -- ILLUMINATE the FLURRIES OF SNOW as Rey and Kylo Ren BATTLE …

Another two X-wings -- including Poe's -- soar through the trench leading to the oscillator structure!

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KYLO REN TURNS TO SEE LUKE'S LIGHTSABER LAND IN THE HAND OF REY, WHO STANDS, FACING HIM, HAVING REACHED FOR IT HERSELF, BUT UTTERLY STUNNED THAT IT LANDED IN HER HAND!

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Kylo MOVES BACK -- wounded, but more enraged than weakened.

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Kylo Ren GESTURES POWERFULLY

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Kylo Ren SEES REY AND FINN, WATCHING THE EXPLOSIONS IN SHOCK

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Chewie furiously FIRES AT KYLO REN, HITTING HIM IN THE SIDE!

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KYLO REN'S EYES FILL WITH DARKNESS, HE IGNITES THE LIGHTSABER

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For the first time, Kylo Ren seems truly conflicted. Tears flood his stoic eyes...

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Finn and Rey make their way into the space, opening a HATCH that allows A BEAM OF PRECIOUS SUNLIGHT to stream down like a spotlight on Han and his …

Kylo Ren turns onto a FLAT BRIDGE THAT BISECTS the open space.

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Kylo Ren comes to a stop. Scans the structure. SENSING SOMETHING, he motions the Stormtrooper Squad upwards.

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Han and Chewie divide the explosives.

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Chewie takes out the middle one with his Bowcaster. Han and the other two Stormtroopers OPEN FIRE, but Han's aim is true.

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Finn turns -- AND SEES REY, CLIMBING OUT FROM INSIDE THE WALL, carefully climbing back up to the main level! He can't believe it!

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A BEEPING from BB-8, riding in the back of his X-wing, and Poe looks out -- can't believe what he's seeing: DOZENS OF TIE FIGHTERS!

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At LIGHTSPEED, Poe pilots.

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Tiny by comparison, Rey climbs amid the incredible infrastructure, a drop to infinity beneath her.

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Han and Finn peer around a corner, wary.

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Han, Finn and Chewie cross the terrain.

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Flying at LIGHTSPEED. Finn, with Han and Chewie.

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Chewie and Finn follow Han's orders as they prepare the Falcon for one more daring run, maybe its last

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All eyes on Finn as he moves around the hologram to a location on the Starkiller Base -- it is ZOOMED IN: A GIANT BLACK HEXAGONAL STRUCTURE.

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Finn, now a member of the inner circle of the Resistance, is huddled with the group around the MAP TABLE, which displays a WIREFRAME HOLOGRAM of a ROLLING VIEW OF THE SURFACE OF STARKILLER BASE.

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The Trooper Guard DROPS HIS WEAPON without turning back -- Rey HEARS the gun fall.

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SLOW PUSH IN ON REY, shackled, mind still racing over what's happened between her and Kylo Ren.

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Kylo Ren, mask off, stands before Snoke.

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The FEROCITY of confrontation builds until it hits critical mass.

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Trepidation flashes across Rey's eyes. Kylo Ren moves closer, his hand rising toward her.

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Kylo Ren stops, considers her... then reaches up, unlatches and REMOVES HIS MASK.

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Rey wakes, disoriented.

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Han takes this in.

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Han follows Leia across the base floor.

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Finn takes in this makeshift command center, buried deep among vines and roots.

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LARGE GRASS MOUNDS cover HANGARS, beneath the odd, giant trees.

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Chewie MOANS a few words, looks at Han then boards the ship. It is complicated and loving and painful.

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Finally, the transport door opens.

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A GESTURE from Kylo Ren and REY LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS, FALLS.

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Kylo Ren appears from behind a tree

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The Stormtroopers around Finn, Han and Chewie SCATTER, TOSSED in EXPLOSIONS! The LIGHTSABER LANDS AGAIN -- FINN PICKS IT UP.

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X-WINGS AND RESISTANCE SPACECRAFT APPEAR, BEGIN FIRING AT THE FIRST ORDER SHIPS!

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FINN and the TROOPER WITH THE MACE battle.

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BB-8 BEEPS and heads off -- Rey RUNS and TAKES COVER behind a massive, mossy tree.

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Rey races through the trees -- sees Maz' castle -- BEING DESTROYED BY FIRST ORDER SHIPS!

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A FLEET OF FIRST ORDER SHIPS ROAR OVERHEAD, TOWARD THE CASTLE!

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Finn boards the Alien Freighter. The SOUND FROM THE SKY makes him turn back. 

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A massive rally: a thousand STORMTROOPERS, TIE FIGHTERS, OFFICERS and VEHICLES. BRUTALIST STRUCTURES, mountainous SNOWY LANDSCAPE.

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Rey moves through the foliage, heart racing.

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Rey suddenly stands.

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Rey stands, fast. Still overwhelmed, emotional, speechless.

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Rey OPENS THE BOX and sees inside Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber.

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Rey steps down into the basement corridor. BB-8 follows her.

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With quiet resignation, Rey watches Finn return to the aliens.

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Finn stands to leave. He offers the gun back to Han.

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Rey is stunned. Maz, not so much. She crawls back to her chair. She points to some pirates in the corner.

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Finn stops, seeing Maz adjusting her goggles, scrutinizing him -- her eyes get HUGE.

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A dark space. Kylo Ren, CLOSE TO CAMERA, addresses someone OFF-CAMERA whom we do not see.

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Clearly, BAZINE IS A SPY.

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The door opens. Music. Madness.

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Han walks them to the castle.

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Han hands Rey a blaster pistol as she stands at looks at the castle.

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An alarm rings on the control station, prompting Han to toggle some switches.

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Han moves through stars, becomes reflective.

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BB-8 rolls forward -- and suddenly PROJECTS A HOLOGRAPHIC MAP, FILLING THE ROOM.

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Finn struggles to bandage the Wookiee

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Snoke SITS. A new intimacy in his voice.

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KYLO REN and General Hux in a dark space, looking UPWARD at someone addressing them.

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Han GRABS CHEWIE'S BOWCASTER, FIRES at the DOOR CONTROLS

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Finn scrambles up, desperately shaking the sticky tentacle off his leg!

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Tasu hears a distant terror-scream of a Rathtar, and runs the other way.

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Below the grating, Finn and Rey look at each other, afraid.

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Han's face GOES WHITE as he turns to the OTHER END OF THE CORRIDOR, where KANJIKLUB MEMBERS APPEAR.

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A PORTAL opens. The GUAVIAN DEATH GANG enters.

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The Falcon is parked in this giant freighter's hangar.

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Han walks away, takes in the ship: it's his again.

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HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA BOARD THE FALCON, weapons at the ready.

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The Millennium Falcon, powerless, is a sitting duck.

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Finn moves for the tool.

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Ren IGNITES HIS LIGHTSABER, TURNS AND SLASHES AT THE CONSOLE BEHIND HIM!

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Mitaka swallows, uneasy with his task.

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Finn peers out the window, realizing where they are.

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Rey pilots the ship up AND INTO THE REAR OF A CRASHED SUPER STAR DESTROYER!

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Finn struggles with the gun controls and SWEEPING CHAIR.

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The Falcon BLASTS AWAY, two TIE FIGHTERS chase it, fast!

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They run for the JUMPER but the passing TIE FIGHTERS FIRE AT IT, BLOWING IT APART IN A HUGE FLAME BALL!

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Finn pulls Rey from the tent --BB-8 FOLLOWS -- As they race from the tent a TIE FIGHTER SCREAMS INTO VIEW

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BB-8 heads off to the side, depressed. Rey watches BB-8, then considers Finn again.

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Rey stands, staring at Finn, defiant.

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Finn, still drinking, is PUSHED OVER by the happabore.

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General Hux and Kylo Ren walk the length of the bridge.

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ENDLESS DUNES BEHIND HIM, Finn walks, removing pieces of his Stormtrooper gear, using Poe's FLIGHT JACKET for shade.

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Finn scrambles over the massive dune to the TIE FIGHTER, SMOKING AND ON FIRE, small debris around it.

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A technician checks her readings, reports to General Hux.

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General Hux looks over the shoulder of LIEUTENANT MITAKA, at a console.

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The TIE Fighter blasts from the ship

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FN-2187 pulls off his helmet as Poe removes his cuffs and jacket, fires up the ship with excitement.

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Heading down the narrow hall the Stormtrooper stops Poe.

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Rey stands with BB-8 in front of Unkar Plutt, at his window. He reviews her goods.

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