Slow Death Podcast

25 EpisodesProduced by Slow Death Podcast

A podcast for absinthe enthusiasts, creative people, or anyone who likes to have fun. Join Dan and Jerry as they follow the Green Fairy into places where they probably shouldn't go.

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Plug it into the UFO Port

July 18th, 2019


Recorded July 17, 2019, in this episode we reveal why we like Lucid now way, way more than we used to (hint: Ted Breaux himself let us know why); we …

Lap Giraffes and Pocket Rhinos

July 16th, 2019


Remember lap giraffes? Dan thought they were real, and was greatly disappointed it was a hoax. He wanted one. He wanted to have a 3 foot giraffe that …

The Philanthropist and the Philanderer

July 7th, 2019


Dear future listeners, the freshness of this episode is "high." Recorded on July 2, 2019, Dan and Jerry discuss why the Old Fashion cocktail is so …

Waiter, there's a Scarab Beetle in my Absinthe

July 2nd, 2019


Dan and Jerry discuss the remaking of the movie "10," and also ponder what it would be like to reboot The Road Warrior by having it star Pee-wee …

Thunderstorms, Shakespeare, and Anarchy

June 25th, 2019


Recorded during a major thunderstorm, this has bikers, drug lords, anarchy, and the importance of battery backup systems. Also absinthe becoming legalized in France, mini iPads (is that a feminine hygiene product?), and …

A Hunka Hunka Burning Toast

June 18th, 2019


After Jerry lists off all the naughty girls that have been trying to get a hold of him via Skype, Dan and Jerry then create Facebook pages for their …

Why Vinyl is like Absinthe

June 11th, 2019


Freshly recorded in early June 2019, Dan and Jerry explore the question of drinking in self-driving cars; why vinyl records are like absinthe; and which female pop stars they have fan-crushes on. Further plans are made …

Absinthe Party!

June 5th, 2019


It was an absinthe party, recorded live. We got pretty damn drunk. What more can we say?

Secret bars, absinthe runs, and beer reviews gone bad

April 26th, 2019


It's 2019, do you know where you absinthe is? For Jerry, it's in his basement man-cave waiting for a party. Meanwhile Dan tells of giant marijuana shopping centers in Vegas and we spontaneously make a plan to go there. …

Our Interview with Andy Prieboy

April 21st, 2019


Writer, songwriter, musician, and former member of the band Wall of Voodoo talks about the creative process; about pitching shows to Hollywood; about …

Behind The Green Curtain

April 10th, 2019


We are drinking absinthe during every episode and this one is no exception. Some of the alcohol-inspired confessions included here: neither Dan or …

We see drunk people ... they don't even know that they're drunk

April 3rd, 2019


We couldn't decide whether to call this episode "We see drunk people," or "Hairy Man Cleavage." We went with the one that wasn't quite as disgusting. …

Lawyers, Guns, and Plutonium

March 26th, 2019


As the evil girl scout says, "Next time just buy the damn cookies." Music featured in this episode is the awesome song, "We Are Hearty Drinking Men" by Andy Prieboy who (spoiler alert) will end up being a guest on a …

Mr. Satan's Wild Ride

March 22nd, 2019


Drinks covered in this episode are Absinthe Dew'd, Redeye, and Mean Leprechaun. Also featured is the Molly Lewis song "Peep Fight," and the burning …

More about Absinthe and Creativity

March 19th, 2019


Hello listeners in the future! Dan makes a prediction from 2011 about 2020 ... tune in to see how accurate it is (or isn't) turning out to be. Also we talk a lot about absinthe and creativity, automated razor blades for …

Chaotic Evil and Lawful Good

March 15th, 2019


Hello future people! We're broadcasting this episode from the not-so-distant past of March 12, 2019, and discussions range from the band "Ghost," to Wake Brewing in Rock Island, Illinois, to doom metal, to Jerry's new …

Caffeinated Beer and Microwaving CDs

March 12th, 2019


Hello people in the future! This is Jerry and Dan in the past broadcasting to you through time and space, and probably through some snow and ice as well. We talk about the wonders of caffeinated beer; about how the …

100 Cigars and Alcohol in Pringles Cans

March 7th, 2019


This brand new episode was recorded on March 5th, 2019, celebrating both Fat Tuesday and National Absinthe Day. We're still in the past broadcasting into your future, but at least now every other episode with be in the …

Here, have a box of spiders

March 5th, 2019


This episode is dark, has eight legs, and there's a nice touch of absinthe in the middle. Basically, Dan and Jerry discuss their raging arachnophobia, and hilarity ensues.

How and Why Absinthe can Boost Creativity

March 1st, 2019


Included in this episode: how and why absinthe boosts creativity in some people; vicious attack bunnies; Marilyn Manson's art. Also included are things probably not appropriate for gentle ears.

What would it be like to date Snow White?

February 26th, 2019


This episode was recorded during a blizzard. Jerry actually has snow on his bed because he'd left his window open. Things discussed and explored …

Santa Clause Flash Mobs and Zombie Car Washes

February 22nd, 2019


This is the episode where Jerry discovers the perfect mixer for absinthe that isn't champagne nor water with a sugar cube. Also we cover Santa Clause …

Top 5 Myths about Absinthe

February 15th, 2019


Hello future people! In this episode we debunk the top 5 myths about absinthe, we propose a drinking game based on how many times Jerry mispronounces things, and Dan reveals he is coming down with a case of germaphobia. …

Ernest Hemingway's Favorite Drink

February 13th, 2019


Broadcasting from the past into the future, we regale you with tales of absinthe discovery, of close encounters with Hugh Hefner, of guilty pleasures and the long road leading to Ernest Hemingway's favorite drink: Slow …

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