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Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

85 EpisodesProduced by Team Alme ProductionsWebsite

Jason & Christina Alme have funny / enlightening conversations with interesting / hilarious guests.

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Take a Knee, Son

September 15th, 2020


Uncle Randy joins Jason to talk about his gubernatorial candidacy, as well as to answer all of life's toughest questions:

- What’s with 80's movie actors who portray teenagers but actually look like they’re 30?

- Does …

The Team Alme Guide to Exposing Your Genitals in Public

September 5th, 2020


Chrissy is back!! She joins Jason for what is actually a pretty typical Alme Household conversation...

Christina questions the tastes of one Adam …

Drunk Donny & Vegan Patriot

August 27th, 2020


Donny starts tipsy and progressively gets more intoxicated until he professes his love for Michael Bay.

Vegan Patriot makes YouTube videos at …

Puffy Nips

August 17th, 2020


Neil Wood, cohost of Nerds With Words podcast, joins Jason to talk about being a chunky kid growing up, creepy paintings in his dad's house, and autistic muppets. In fairness to Neil, it was Jason who brought up the …

Stay Masked or Get Clapped

July 22nd, 2020


Jason flipped off an old lady (75+) this week

- why?

- was he justified?

Spoiler: Yes he was (according to him).

Also, Chris from the #No Offense Show

Double-Wide Cock-Pit

July 6th, 2020


Friends and fellow Creatures of the Night Adam Simmons and Chris Wutzke join Jason for what could be an hour-long BlueChew ad read. It’s filled with …

Bright Privilege

June 26th, 2020


In a world where common men view naked women with their screen brightness down, whether out of fear or shame or even some misplaced sense of common decency, we expose the audacious savagery of those ignorant few who …


June 17th, 2020


It's the year that keeps on giving! Jason is joined by University of New Hampshire professor of sociology, Dr. Catherine Moran, for a conversation …

The Inaugural No Rules Group Roundtable

June 9th, 2020


Help us help you: visit BlueChew for your prescription tadalafil (Cialis) and sildenafil (Viagra) needs! You’re stuck inside anyway, might as well …

A Duchy in Doctor Lord Douchebag's Court

May 27th, 2020


#No Offense Show's very own Duchess drops by the Party Naked Pod for a lovely chat about:

- children seeing ghosts

- how stanky is too stanky for lovemaking

- whether a sock is an appropriate garment for cleaning …

Honorary Caucasity

May 18th, 2020


Today Jason is joined by 100% Cracker Jodie Byers and Honorary Caucasian Delvin Cox. We talk about white people, we talk about black people. But …

Sh*t On By Strangers

April 29th, 2020


Jason is joined by Adam Nutter, stand up comedian and co-host of Nerds with Words podcast to discuss a variety of pop-culture and political topics, …

Vajingo Unchained

April 10th, 2020


The world being closed means a lack of daycare, so Jason’s at it solo, ranting about dumb sh*t, comparing Vegas hookers with fast food franchises and …

COVIDIOTS Discuss the Sweet & Sour Sickness

March 29th, 2020


What’s your favorite Coronavirus conspiracy theory?

Wanna hear ours?

Was Coronavirus manufactured by the Chinese government or the CIA?

Are we a …

Pound Town Pebbles

March 20th, 2020


What kind of penis exercises do you do?

What are the distinct properties of a kids’ cereal?

What is the Team Alme pet name for Frosted Flakes?

Which …

Les Yeux sans Visage

March 8th, 2020


Jodie B and I talk new babies and fathering infants

Do moms have psychic bonds with their children?

Your pets are NOT your babies

Bummer movies suck

Is Joker a remake of Taxi Driver?

Who’s more catty: bodybuilders or …

Our Sh*t Drip

February 24th, 2020


Would Jason divorce Christina if she intentionally burned his testicles?

What does it mean to have “drip?”

What does it mean to “stunt?”

Why must young …

Psychedelic Conspiracy Bros, part 2

February 16th, 2020



Please excuse how intoxicated we are, this was the last podcast recorded on a very long day and …

Il Postino

January 31st, 2020


Welcome to the first episode in what is destined to become a grand tradition in Party Naked Land. Recorded LIVE at Federal Cigar Bar in Dover, NH, …

Tentacled Up

January 23rd, 2020


Sorry Matsumoto, Jason complains about lots of Japanese stuff this week:

- What would make you regret buying used panties from a Japanese vending …

F*k 2019 Because...

January 11th, 2020


Jason & Chrissy, along with a bevy of talented podcasters, air their grievances regarding 2019! Who/what pissed them off last year? The answers will shock/amaze/disgust/amuse you.

In the second part of this …

2019 Party Naked Christmas Special!

December 23rd, 2019


Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas - which do you prefer?

We don’t know sh*t about kwanzaa despite wishing everyone a joyous one.

Our child sounds like …

The Author, Not the Stripper

December 18th, 2019


This week Jason is joined by guest host Crystal Storm - yes, that is her real name and no, she is not a sex worker, which is shocking, I know.

Jason & Crystal talk about:

- The creative process

- Peruvian jungle …

Friday of African Descent

December 2nd, 2019


For a limited time, this extra-inclusive, extra-woke episode of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked is available at special Holiday pricing!

It comes …

Slumming It with Slumdog Millionaire

November 12th, 2019


Join us on an epic tale filled with romance and intrigue, as we relate the saga of the Inner Circle completely trolling a Bangladeshi podcast …

Spooky Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked in a Graveyard at Midnight

October 29th, 2019


Chrissy & Jason present a hilarious Halloween bag of treats!

We listen to several voicemails regarding candy corn - is it GOAT or garbage? Find out what we think!

Samuel L. Jackson stops by to read a classic Halloween …

Words Will Always Hurt Them

October 21st, 2019


Team Alme is joined by Delvin Cox to chat about the terrible and offensive new Dave Chappelle special "Sticks & Stones."

We spend the hour …

Gay Chicken 2020

October 10th, 2019


Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked’s first ever podcast recorded LIVE in front of a sold-out audience at Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH!

Jason is …

Mom I'd Like to Friend

September 27th, 2019


Christina & Jason are joined by actress-comedian Judy Jean Kwon to talk about her projects and a slew of other hot topics like:





Plus we talk about sensitive people being triggered by …

Rollin' with Tyler Anson (cause he ain't walking)

September 12th, 2019


Today Chrissy & Jason are joined by Tyler Anson for a chat about Spinal Muscular Atrophy, his non-profit to benefit other Lieutenant Dans out …

Presumption of Paternity

August 25th, 2019


Chrissy and Jason sit with our friends Bryce and Katie for a fun conversation about nipple chafing, strangers telling Bryce that his conduct is …

Blah Blah F*ckin' Blah

August 5th, 2019


As their pregnancy draws to a close, we hearken back to the classic Shwhypin of yore with an intimate chat between Jason and Christina, as they reflect back on the past 9 months.

Hear as Jason tries (and mostly fails) to …

Where There's Smoke

July 20th, 2019


Jason & Christina sit down with Brooke & Uncle Randy Fowler to talk babies, estrogen, leaky nipples, and roid rage.

Plus as a bonus Jason complains throughout about getting a B on a final like a whiny privileged …

Blow Your Mind Not Your Load

June 19th, 2019


In today's episode, Jason sits down with Meader & Pepin from We Need to Talk for a hilarious conversation about penis flaps, genital self-mutilation, racial pranks taken too far, kegels, burning your testicles with …

Helter Skelter Sandwich

June 7th, 2019


Today's episode is taken from a livestream event to benefit cancer research. Team Alme was invited to contribute a half-hour segment to the Livestream for the Cure event in May, and we are able to make that audio …

Takin' Shots with Jodie B

May 23rd, 2019


Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast joins us this week to answer our burning questions about his extraordinary life experiences to this point. He's the white Arkansan 50 Cent, having been shot in the hand and face, as well …

The Slimmer Circle: Breakfast or Nah?

May 5th, 2019


Bonus Episode from the creators of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!

In this inaugural episode of the Slimmer Circle, Christina & Jason Alme field a question regarding whether or not it is healthy to eat breakfast. …

It's Rainin' Potato

April 18th, 2019


Riley & Hunter from The Plunge stop by to educate Chrissy & Jason on mumble rappers and what challenges have replaced Tide Pods and condom snorting. Jason has a thing or two to teach these youngsters too, like …

Who Want That Smoke?

March 31st, 2019


It’s a smoky double date as Christina & Jason are joined by another podcast duo who are also a married couple: Brooke & Randal Fowler of Married AF podcast. We have a riveting & hilarious conversation, …

1 Year Anniversary Roast of Team Alme

March 19th, 2019


In this special 2-hour episode, Chrissy & Jason celebrate the first anniversary of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked by inviting some of the most hilarious & savage podcasters they know to come roast them! We …

Sally Kohn & The Opposite of Hate

March 2nd, 2019


Today we are visited by author and news commentator Sally Kohn for a conversation about why we should be nicer to each other and how social media …

Comedy is Dead ep 1

February 6th, 2019


In this very special episode, Chrissy and Jason join Chris Wutzke of #No Offense, Riley Trudel of The Plunge, and Adam Simmons & Bobby Moore of the Simmons & Moore Podcast.

We assemble like the Avengers of …

MLK Day Slop Bucket

January 22nd, 2019


In what may be our funniest episode yet (and certainly our nastiest), Jason is joined by his brother Elliott and Crazy-Eyes Nick for a disgusting discussion of hilarious topics.

They discuss pornographic oddities, …

F*k 2018 Because...

January 10th, 2019


Chrissy & Jason are joined by the entire Team Alme clan for a special first episode of 2019! We mark the occasion with profane complaints about things in 2018 which upset and annoyed us. Jason's parents each say the …

A Visit from St. Nicholas (and Samuel L. Jackson)

December 24th, 2018


It's a profane and offensive Team Alme Christmas! Like any good Christmas special, we piss and moan about all the crap we wasted money on, stereotype …

NE Pods Will Do

December 22nd, 2018


Joe Bouley and his wife Michelle drop by the studio to talk about marriage, parenting, supporting your spouse, eating expired food, and vomiting.

Bonus: Aussie Bogan Speech

December 18th, 2018


In this BONUS episode, we present to you the Bogan Speech and accompanying translation.

A Bogan is a type of Australian redneck whose speech is unintelligible, much like the Cajun swamp people of Louisiana.

There will be …

Sh*t Happens When Ya Piss Up in the Nuddy

December 5th, 2018


In this episode we are joined by a pair of blokes from Straya: Dave Chaffey & Hank Evans from Man Brain podcast.

We have a chinwag about their homeland, their Jewish faith, gay marriage (Dave and Hank aren’t a …

Sketched Out & Partying Naked

November 16th, 2018


This week we are joined by Evan Kelly & Ethan Letourneau from University of New Hampshire’s Sketched Out Comedy Troupe.

We discuss in hilarious fashion a variety of hot-button current issues, such as Jimmy Carter’s …

Mad. Fat. Loud. Naked.

November 7th, 2018


In today’s episode we are joined by Mattox and Devon from the Heavyweight Chumps for a conversation that at no point in time could be described as …

We Out Here with Ken Weaver of Massive Potions

October 24th, 2018


This week we are joined by Ken Weaver, who is a beer writer and the creator of the hilarious and fun webcomic Massive Potions! We chat about:

- the status of the beer industry

- Ken’s inspiration and motivation for …

No Offense, But We Have an Off Color Discussion

October 10th, 2018


In this very special episode, we are joined by Christian Wutzke of our sister podcast, the #No Offense Show, as well as Joe Bouley and Billy …

Team Alme "Plunges" Into Online Dating Culture

September 28th, 2018


This week we’re joined by half the crew from The Plunge podcast, our Podcast New Hampshire brothas from another mothers. They shock us with the current state of online dating, which leads to Christina doing a bit of …

Never Follow Your Dreams, Kids! ft. Nolan Greg of You're F!red

September 19th, 2018


Chrissy & Jason welcome back Nolan Greg, singer and songwriter and producer for the band You’re F!red. We feed him edibles and then have a …

Transformed with Guest Remi Adeleke

September 7th, 2018


Today we are joined by Remi Adeleke, a former Navy SEAL, speaker, author, and actor who went from dealing drugs to defending our country to …

My Safe Word is "Keep Going" with Comic Alana Foden

August 27th, 2018


This week our guest is New Hampshire comic and Romance Consultant, Alana Foden. Alana is host of Comedy on Purpose and dishes out orgasms with

Comics Watching Comics Host Kevin Gootee

August 16th, 2018


Today we open the show by reminding everyone that we are the Premiere NSFW Network podcast by (lovingly) roasting Bicker Bots podcast.

Also, after …

Pine is Fine

August 8th, 2018


This week we are joined by Larry Woodstone and Glen Clutterbuck of the hilarious hit new podcast Wood Enthusiasts!

We talk about how these men got into wood and their other relevant proclivities, such as their love of …

The Semen Cup

July 27th, 2018


In this week’s episode, Jason & Chrissy play a guessing game involving Christina’s complete and total ignorance to internet jargon.

They also …

Partying Naked and Other Bad Ideas

July 19th, 2018


This week Chrissy & Jason are joined by the hosts of #Adulting and Other Bad Ideas, Michael & Brian to discuss the important topics of today:

Parallel Parking the Oscar Weiner Mobile

July 11th, 2018


Jason & Chrissy talk polygamy and why it’s ultimately a bad idea before welcoming Uncle B and Bryce Pizzle to the show for a hard hitting chat …

Are We the People of Walmart?!

July 3rd, 2018


We’re still accepting donations for the Beards, Beers, & Battle Scars fundraiser, benefitting Veterans Count! Donate now and mention Team Alme in the comment field.

Jason & Chrissy look down their noses at …

Conspiracies Declassified with Brian Dunning

June 24th, 2018


Brian Dunning of Skeptoid Media calls in for a chat about his new book, Conspiracies Declassified.

We chat with Brian about the moon landing, 9/11, as well as what draws people to conspiracy theories and whether or not …

Team Alme Dries Out

June 15th, 2018


This week's episode gets meta with Chrissy’s Dos and Don’ts of Podcasting.

We also provide our Vets Count fundraiser info: we’re going to $1-up the single highest donation to the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars …

Alme Bros.' Terrible Advice

June 8th, 2018


In this week's episode, Chrissy makes like 50 Cent and asks a series of questions so inane they somehow make Fiddy look like Albert Einstein. Jason threatens to mutilate his own genitals over the questions, which …

"If I Die, Would Anybody Remember Me?"

May 31st, 2018


Chrissy and Jason are joined by her father Earl and her brother PJ for a special Memorial Day episode filled with (borderline inappropriate) family love.

They reveal that they peer-pressured Earl's wife into hitting a …

Mo' Money, Mo' Housekeepers

May 24th, 2018


Chrissy & Jason make a return to their drunken shenanigans after drying out last week. They quiz each other on Urban Dictionary Vocab words, Chrissy brings another quality Samuel L Jackson impersonation, and they …

Episode 14 - "Life is Amazing, and I Almost Lost it All"

May 16th, 2018


Today we have a totally sober episode, and not just literally - we talk with our dear friend Scotty Mac about some pretty heavy topics. Scotty is a national-level bodybuilder and all around BMF, but life wasn't always …

Episode 13 - Dx: Male Infertility, Unspecified

May 9th, 2018


Jason & Chrissy discuss his upcoming semen analysis, because we can't make an episode without discussing ejaculate. Chrissy belches so …

Episode 12 - We Need to Talk About Millennials & Sandwiches

May 2nd, 2018


In our first podcast mashup we are joined by Meader and Pepin, the hosts of hit show "We Need to Talk," for a really important discussion of the perception of millennials, sushi, sandwiches, sex toys, and hunting …

Episode 11 - Rock Musician Nolan Greg

April 25th, 2018


Featuring live performances from both Nolan & Jason! Although it should go without saying that Jason's performance is whack, to put it kindly. …

Episode 10 - Everyone Has Vaginitis

April 18th, 2018


Jason tries several times to tell a story about yelling at an Asian kid very publicly over some donuts.  Christina accuses everyone/thing of having vaginitis, and Earl talks about his first and only time smoking grass …

Bonus Episode: Movie Chat part 2

April 16th, 2018


Much like making love to me, this episode is over quickly.  Matt and I wrap our movie talk and get into the REAL important issues: boneless wings.

Episode 9 - Ready Player One Review & Movie Chat

April 11th, 2018


Chrissy and Jason are joined by their old buddy Cafaro to give a belated review of Ready Player One.  They also talk about Marvel vs. DCEU films and …

Episode 8 - Anal Sphincters & Lab Grade Ethanol

April 4th, 2018


Chrissy's new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane.  We also talk …

Episode 7 - MeriDEATH the Feminist Visits

March 27th, 2018


Chrissy's old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.

Episode 6 - Gun Violence & the 2nd Amendment

March 20th, 2018


Jason chats with Earl & PJ Melanson about the recent Parkland shooting and student walkouts in current news (we also drink too much and say bad words).

Episode 5 - Jason & Chrissy Talk Sploshing

March 12th, 2018


Is there overlap between the pleasures provided by sex and food?  How different is it to enjoy a bacon cheeseburger versus a handjob?  IDFK, we just watch people funnel Dr. Pepper up their vagingos.

Episode 4 - Jason & Uncle B. Chat

March 4th, 2018


Jason and Uncle B talk about medicinal marijuana production, as well as what one must do with inconvenient erections.

Episode 3 - Drinkin' with Earl & JoAnn

February 25th, 2018


We show JoAnn and Earl videos of dudes getting their genitals smacked, call Nick S for anal bead intel only he possesses, and Earl shares some of his experiences as a Vietnam veteran.

Episode 2 - Chrissy & Jason Talk Fetish Porn

February 25th, 2018


Weird Porn Audio

Black Panther

We do not approve of the KKK

Episode 1 - Drinkin' with Earl n JoAnn

February 22nd, 2018


Jason and wife Chrissy are joined by her parents, Earl and JoAnn to see how much we can all drink during the podcast.  Jason describes "loading the …

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