Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

As their pregnancy draws to a close, we hearken back to the classic Shwhypin of yore with an intimate chat between Jason and Christina, as they reflect back on the past 9 months.

Hear as Jason tries (and mostly fails) to …

Jason & Christina sit down with Brooke & Uncle Randy Fowler to talk babies, estrogen, leaky nipples, and roid rage.

Plus as a bonus Jason complains throughout about getting a B on a final like a whiny privileged …

In today's episode, Jason sits down with Meader & Pepin from We Need to Talk for a hilarious conversation about penis flaps, genital self-mutilation, racial pranks taken too far, kegels, burning your testicles with …

Today's episode is taken from a livestream event to benefit cancer research. Team Alme was invited to contribute a half-hour segment to the Livestream for the Cure event in May, and we are able to make that audio …

Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast joins us this week to answer our burning questions about his extraordinary life experiences to this point. He's the white Arkansan 50 Cent, having been shot in the hand and face, as well …

Bonus Episode from the creators of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!

In this inaugural episode of the Slimmer Circle, Christina & Jason Alme field a question regarding whether or not it is healthy to eat breakfast. …

Riley & Hunter from The Plunge stop by to educate Chrissy & Jason on mumble rappers and what challenges have replaced Tide Pods and condom snorting. Jason has a thing or two to teach these youngsters too, like …

It’s a smoky double date as Christina & Jason are joined by another podcast duo who are also a married couple: Brooke & Randal Fowler of Married AF podcast. We have a riveting & hilarious conversation, …

In this special 2-hour episode, Chrissy & Jason celebrate the first anniversary of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked by inviting some of the most hilarious & savage podcasters they know to come roast them! We …

Today we are visited by author and news commentator Sally Kohn for a conversation about why we should be nicer to each other and how social media …

In this episode we are joined Dr Valerie Mason-John (hon. doc.), award winning author of 8 books, including Eight Step Recovery – Using the Buddha’s Teaching to Overcome Addiction and Detox Your Heart – Meditations on …

In this very special episode, Chrissy and Jason join Chris Wutzke of #No Offense, Riley Trudel of The Plunge, and Adam Simmons & Bobby Moore of the Simmons & Moore Podcast.

We assemble like the Avengers of …

In what may be our funniest episode yet (and certainly our nastiest), Jason is joined by his brother Elliott and Crazy-Eyes Nick for a disgusting discussion of hilarious topics.

They discuss pornographic oddities, …

Chrissy & Jason are joined by the entire Team Alme clan for a special first episode of 2019! We mark the occasion with profane complaints about things in 2018 which upset and annoyed us. Jason's parents each say the …

It's a profane and offensive Team Alme Christmas! Like any good Christmas special, we piss and moan about all the crap we wasted money on, stereotype …

Joe Bouley and his wife Michelle drop by the studio to talk about marriage, parenting, supporting your spouse, eating expired food, and vomiting.

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In this BONUS episode, we present to you the Bogan Speech and accompanying translation.

A Bogan is a type of Australian redneck whose speech is unintelligible, much like the Cajun swamp people of Louisiana.

There will be …

In this episode we are joined by a pair of blokes from Straya: Dave Chaffey & Hank Evans from Man Brain podcast.

We have a chinwag about their homeland, their Jewish faith, gay marriage (Dave and Hank aren’t a …

This week we are joined by Evan Kelly & Ethan Letourneau from University of New Hampshire’s Sketched Out Comedy Troupe.

We discuss in hilarious fashion a variety of hot-button current issues, such as Jimmy Carter’s …

In today’s episode we are joined by Mattox and Devon from the Heavyweight Chumps for a conversation that at no point in time could be described as …

This week we are joined by Ken Weaver, who is a beer writer and the creator of the hilarious and fun webcomic Massive Potions! We chat about:

- the status of the beer industry

- Ken’s inspiration and motivation for …

In this very special episode, we are joined by Christian Wutzke of our sister podcast, the #No Offense Show, as well as Joe Bouley and Billy …

This week we’re joined by half the crew from The Plunge podcast, our Podcast New Hampshire brothas from another mothers. They shock us with the current state of online dating, which leads to Christina doing a bit of …

Chrissy & Jason welcome back Nolan Greg, singer and songwriter and producer for the band You’re F!red. We feed him edibles and then have a …

Today we are joined by Remi Adeleke, a former Navy SEAL, speaker, author, and actor who went from dealing drugs to defending our country to …

This week our guest is New Hampshire comic and Romance Consultant, Alana Foden. Alana is host of Comedy on Purpose and dishes out orgasms with …

Today we open the show by reminding everyone that we are the Premiere NSFW Network podcast by (lovingly) roasting Bicker Bots podcast.

Also, after …

This week we are joined by Larry Woodstone and Glen Clutterbuck of the hilarious hit new podcast Wood Enthusiasts!

We talk about how these men got into wood and their other relevant proclivities, such as their love of …

In this week’s episode, Jason & Chrissy play a guessing game involving Christina’s complete and total ignorance to internet jargon.

They also …

This week Chrissy & Jason are joined by the hosts of #Adulting and Other Bad Ideas, Michael & Brian to discuss the important topics of today:

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Jason & Chrissy talk polygamy and why it’s ultimately a bad idea before welcoming Uncle B and Bryce Pizzle to the show for a hard hitting chat …

We’re still accepting donations for the Beards, Beers, & Battle Scars fundraiser, benefitting Veterans Count! Donate now and mention Team Alme in the comment field.

Jason & Chrissy look down their noses at …

Brian Dunning of Skeptoid Media calls in for a chat about his new book, Conspiracies Declassified.

We chat with Brian about the moon landing, 9/11, as well as what draws people to conspiracy theories and whether or not …

This week's episode gets meta with Chrissy’s Dos and Don’ts of Podcasting.

We also provide our Vets Count fundraiser info: we’re going to $1-up the single highest donation to the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars …

In this week's episode, Chrissy makes like 50 Cent and asks a series of questions so inane they somehow make Fiddy look like Albert Einstein. Jason threatens to mutilate his own genitals over the questions, which …

Chrissy and Jason are joined by her father Earl and her brother PJ for a special Memorial Day episode filled with (borderline inappropriate) family love.

They reveal that they peer-pressured Earl's wife into hitting a …

Chrissy & Jason make a return to their drunken shenanigans after drying out last week. They quiz each other on Urban Dictionary Vocab words, Chrissy brings another quality Samuel L Jackson impersonation, and they …

Today we have a totally sober episode, and not just literally - we talk with our dear friend Scotty Mac about some pretty heavy topics. Scotty is a national-level bodybuilder and all around BMF, but life wasn't always …

Jason & Chrissy discuss his upcoming semen analysis, because we can't make an episode without discussing ejaculate. Chrissy belches so …

In our first podcast mashup we are joined by Meader and Pepin, the hosts of hit show "We Need to Talk," for a really important discussion of the perception of millennials, sushi, sandwiches, sex toys, and hunting …

Featuring live performances from both Nolan & Jason! Although it should go without saying that Jason's performance is whack, to put it kindly. …

Jason tries several times to tell a story about yelling at an Asian kid very publicly over some donuts.  Christina accuses everyone/thing of having vaginitis, and Earl talks about his first and only time smoking grass …

Much like making love to me, this episode is over quickly.  Matt and I wrap our movie talk and get into the REAL important issues: boneless wings.

Chrissy and Jason are joined by their old buddy Cafaro to give a belated review of Ready Player One.  They also talk about Marvel vs. DCEU films and …

Chrissy's new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane.  We also talk …

Chrissy's old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.

Jason chats with Earl & PJ Melanson about the recent Parkland shooting and student walkouts in current news (we also drink too much and say bad words).

Is there overlap between the pleasures provided by sex and food?  How different is it to enjoy a bacon cheeseburger versus a handjob?  IDFK, we just watch people funnel Dr. Pepper up their vagingos.

Jason and Uncle B talk about medicinal marijuana production, as well as what one must do with inconvenient erections.

We show JoAnn and Earl videos of dudes getting their genitals smacked, call Nick S for anal bead intel only he possesses, and Earl shares some of his experiences as a Vietnam veteran.

Weird Porn Audio

Black Panther

We do not approve of the KKK

Jason and wife Chrissy are joined by her parents, Earl and JoAnn to see how much we can all drink during the podcast.  Jason describes "loading the …