Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

50 EpisodesProduced by Team Alme Productions

A weekly podcast featuring people you've never heard of talking about things of very little importance

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Blow Your Mind Not Your Load

June 19th, 2019

1:37:26

In today's episode, Jason sits down with Meader & Pepin from We Need to Talk for a hilarious conversation about penis flaps, genital self-mutilation, racial pranks taken too far, kegels, burning your testicles with …

Helter Skelter Sandwich

June 7th, 2019

37:37

Today's episode is taken from a livestream event to benefit cancer research. Team Alme was invited to contribute a half-hour segment to the Livestream for the Cure event in May, and we are able to make that audio …

Takin' Shots with Jodie B

May 23rd, 2019

1:29:16

Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast joins us this week to answer our burning questions about his extraordinary life experiences to this point. He's the white Arkansan 50 Cent, having been shot in the hand and face, as well …

The Slimmer Circle: Breakfast or Nah?

May 5th, 2019

31:54

Bonus Episode from the creators of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!

In this inaugural episode of the Slimmer Circle, Christina & Jason Alme field a question regarding whether or not it is healthy to eat breakfast. …

It's Rainin' Potato

April 18th, 2019

1:38:20

Riley & Hunter from The Plunge stop by to educate Chrissy & Jason on mumble rappers and what challenges have replaced Tide Pods and condom snorting. Jason has a thing or two to teach these youngsters too, like …

Who Want That Smoke?

March 31st, 2019

1:26:17

It’s a smoky double date as Christina & Jason are joined by another podcast duo who are also a married couple: Brooke & Randal Fowler of Married AF podcast. We have a riveting & hilarious conversation, …

1 Year Anniversary Roast of Team Alme

March 19th, 2019

1:57:34

In this special 2-hour episode, Chrissy & Jason celebrate the first anniversary of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked by inviting some of the most hilarious & savage podcasters they know to come roast them! We …

Sally Kohn & The Opposite of Hate

March 2nd, 2019

1:04:24

Today we are visited by author and news commentator Sally Kohn for a conversation about why we should be nicer to each other and how social media …

Comedy is Dead ep 1

February 6th, 2019

1:32:13

In this very special episode, Chrissy and Jason join Chris Wutzke of #No Offense, Riley Trudel of The Plunge, and Adam Simmons & Bobby Moore of the Simmons & Moore Podcast.

We assemble like the Avengers of …

MLK Day Slop Bucket

January 22nd, 2019

1:03:03

In what may be our funniest episode yet (and certainly our nastiest), Jason is joined by his brother Elliott and Crazy-Eyes Nick for a disgusting discussion of hilarious topics.

They discuss pornographic oddities, …

F*k 2018 Because...

January 10th, 2019

1:05:20

Chrissy & Jason are joined by the entire Team Alme clan for a special first episode of 2019! We mark the occasion with profane complaints about things in 2018 which upset and annoyed us. Jason's parents each say the …

A Visit from St. Nicholas (and Samuel L. Jackson)

December 24th, 2018

33:51

It's a profane and offensive Team Alme Christmas! Like any good Christmas special, we piss and moan about all the crap we wasted money on, stereotype …

NE Pods Will Do

December 22nd, 2018

1:19:04

Joe Bouley and his wife Michelle drop by the studio to talk about marriage, parenting, supporting your spouse, eating expired food, and vomiting.

Bonus: Aussie Bogan Speech

December 18th, 2018

22:07

In this BONUS episode, we present to you the Bogan Speech and accompanying translation.

A Bogan is a type of Australian redneck whose speech is unintelligible, much like the Cajun swamp people of Louisiana.

There will be …

Sh*t Happens When Ya Piss Up in the Nuddy

December 5th, 2018

1:36:00

In this episode we are joined by a pair of blokes from Straya: Dave Chaffey & Hank Evans from Man Brain podcast.

We have a chinwag about their homeland, their Jewish faith, gay marriage (Dave and Hank aren’t a …

Sketched Out & Partying Naked

November 16th, 2018

1:23:15

This week we are joined by Evan Kelly & Ethan Letourneau from University of New Hampshire’s Sketched Out Comedy Troupe.

We discuss in hilarious fashion a variety of hot-button current issues, such as Jimmy Carter’s …

Mad. Fat. Loud. Naked.

November 7th, 2018

1:15:13

In today’s episode we are joined by Mattox and Devon from the Heavyweight Chumps for a conversation that at no point in time could be described as …

We Out Here with Ken Weaver of Massive Potions

October 24th, 2018

1:07:37

This week we are joined by Ken Weaver, who is a beer writer and the creator of the hilarious and fun webcomic Massive Potions! We chat about:

- the status of the beer industry

- Ken’s inspiration and motivation for …

No Offense, But We Have an Off Color Discussion

October 10th, 2018

1:49:18

In this very special episode, we are joined by Christian Wutzke of our sister podcast, the #No Offense Show, as well as Joe Bouley and Billy …

Team Alme "Plunges" Into Online Dating Culture

September 28th, 2018

1:07:06

This week we’re joined by half the crew from The Plunge podcast, our Podcast New Hampshire brothas from another mothers. They shock us with the current state of online dating, which leads to Christina doing a bit of …

Never Follow Your Dreams, Kids! ft. Nolan Greg of You're F!red

September 19th, 2018

1:05:59

Chrissy & Jason welcome back Nolan Greg, singer and songwriter and producer for the band You’re F!red. We feed him edibles and then have a …

Transformed with Guest Remi Adeleke

September 7th, 2018

1:14:57

Today we are joined by Remi Adeleke, a former Navy SEAL, speaker, author, and actor who went from dealing drugs to defending our country to …

My Safe Word is "Keep Going" with Comic Alana Foden

August 27th, 2018

1:04:25

This week our guest is New Hampshire comic and Romance Consultant, Alana Foden. Alana is host of Comedy on Purpose and dishes out orgasms with

Comics Watching Comics Host Kevin Gootee

August 16th, 2018

1:02:31

Today we open the show by reminding everyone that we are the Premiere NSFW Network podcast by (lovingly) roasting Bicker Bots podcast.

Also, after …

Pine is Fine

August 8th, 2018

1:08:27

This week we are joined by Larry Woodstone and Glen Clutterbuck of the hilarious hit new podcast Wood Enthusiasts!

We talk about how these men got into wood and their other relevant proclivities, such as their love of …

The Semen Cup

July 27th, 2018

58:21

In this week’s episode, Jason & Chrissy play a guessing game involving Christina’s complete and total ignorance to internet jargon.

They also …

Partying Naked and Other Bad Ideas

July 19th, 2018

1:11:38

This week Chrissy & Jason are joined by the hosts of #Adulting and Other Bad Ideas, Michael & Brian to discuss the important topics of today:

Parallel Parking the Oscar Weiner Mobile

July 11th, 2018

1:06:29

Jason & Chrissy talk polygamy and why it’s ultimately a bad idea before welcoming Uncle B and Bryce Pizzle to the show for a hard hitting chat …

Are We the People of Walmart?!

July 3rd, 2018

51:27

We’re still accepting donations for the Beards, Beers, & Battle Scars fundraiser, benefitting Veterans Count! Donate now and mention Team Alme in the comment field.

Jason & Chrissy look down their noses at …

Conspiracies Declassified with Brian Dunning

June 24th, 2018

1:13:26

Brian Dunning of Skeptoid Media calls in for a chat about his new book, Conspiracies Declassified.

We chat with Brian about the moon landing, 9/11, as well as what draws people to conspiracy theories and whether or not …

Team Alme Dries Out

June 15th, 2018

56:39

This week's episode gets meta with Chrissy’s Dos and Don’ts of Podcasting.

We also provide our Vets Count fundraiser info: we’re going to $1-up the single highest donation to the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars …

Alme Bros.' Terrible Advice

June 8th, 2018

57:30

In this week's episode, Chrissy makes like 50 Cent and asks a series of questions so inane they somehow make Fiddy look like Albert Einstein. Jason threatens to mutilate his own genitals over the questions, which …

"If I Die, Would Anybody Remember Me?"

May 31st, 2018

58:48

Chrissy and Jason are joined by her father Earl and her brother PJ for a special Memorial Day episode filled with (borderline inappropriate) family love.

They reveal that they peer-pressured Earl's wife into hitting a …

Mo' Money, Mo' Housekeepers

May 24th, 2018

1:02:46

Chrissy & Jason make a return to their drunken shenanigans after drying out last week. They quiz each other on Urban Dictionary Vocab words, Chrissy brings another quality Samuel L Jackson impersonation, and they …

Episode 14 - "Life is Amazing, and I Almost Lost it All"

May 16th, 2018

1:13:01

Today we have a totally sober episode, and not just literally - we talk with our dear friend Scotty Mac about some pretty heavy topics. Scotty is a national-level bodybuilder and all around BMF, but life wasn't always …

Episode 13 - Dx: Male Infertility, Unspecified

May 9th, 2018

1:07:40

Jason & Chrissy discuss his upcoming semen analysis, because we can't make an episode without discussing ejaculate. Chrissy belches so …

Episode 12 - We Need to Talk About Millennials & Sandwiches

May 2nd, 2018

1:16:05

In our first podcast mashup we are joined by Meader and Pepin, the hosts of hit show "We Need to Talk," for a really important discussion of the perception of millennials, sushi, sandwiches, sex toys, and hunting …

Episode 11 - Rock Musician Nolan Greg

April 25th, 2018

1:28:37

Featuring live performances from both Nolan & Jason! Although it should go without saying that Jason's performance is whack, to put it kindly. …

Episode 10 - Everyone Has Vaginitis

April 18th, 2018

1:22:12

Jason tries several times to tell a story about yelling at an Asian kid very publicly over some donuts.  Christina accuses everyone/thing of having vaginitis, and Earl talks about his first and only time smoking grass …

Bonus Episode: Movie Chat part 2

April 16th, 2018

19:18

Much like making love to me, this episode is over quickly.  Matt and I wrap our movie talk and get into the REAL important issues: boneless wings.

Episode 9 - Ready Player One Review & Movie Chat

April 11th, 2018

55:42

Chrissy and Jason are joined by their old buddy Cafaro to give a belated review of Ready Player One.  They also talk about Marvel vs. DCEU films and …

Episode 8 - Anal Sphincters & Lab Grade Ethanol

April 4th, 2018

1:04:43

Chrissy's new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane.  We also talk …

Episode 7 - MeriDEATH the Feminist Visits

March 27th, 2018

1:05:02

Chrissy's old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.

Episode 6 - Gun Violence & the 2nd Amendment

March 20th, 2018

1:04:48

Jason chats with Earl & PJ Melanson about the recent Parkland shooting and student walkouts in current news (we also drink too much and say bad words).

Episode 5 - Jason & Chrissy Talk Sploshing

March 12th, 2018

1:04:27

Is there overlap between the pleasures provided by sex and food?  How different is it to enjoy a bacon cheeseburger versus a handjob?  IDFK, we just watch people funnel Dr. Pepper up their vagingos.

Episode 4 - Jason & Uncle B. Chat

March 4th, 2018

58:09

Jason and Uncle B talk about medicinal marijuana production, as well as what one must do with inconvenient erections.

Episode 3 - Drinkin' with Earl & JoAnn

February 25th, 2018

1:07:25

We show JoAnn and Earl videos of dudes getting their genitals smacked, call Nick S for anal bead intel only he possesses, and Earl shares some of his experiences as a Vietnam veteran.

Episode 2 - Chrissy & Jason Talk Fetish Porn

February 25th, 2018

1:04:53

Weird Porn Audio

Black Panther

We do not approve of the KKK

Episode 1 - Drinkin' with Earl n JoAnn

February 22nd, 2018

1:14:33

Jason and wife Chrissy are joined by her parents, Earl and JoAnn to see how much we can all drink during the podcast.  Jason describes "loading the …

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