"Saint" Nick and the Big F*ck Up
“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up is a hilarious, heartbreaking, and heartwarming Christmas audio drama in six parts about a part-time mall Santa’s ability to mess everything up, written and performed by Phil Rickaby. Nick is a part-time mall Santa, who really hates Christmas. And with good reason. B… read more
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ContributeChapter 3: The First Patron Principle
There is a unique flow to each day the mall. Anyone who has ever worked in a mall knows it, and how the first patron in a store sets the tone for the day, and at no time is the First Patron Principle more noticeable than during the Christmas season.
Preston continues his meltdown, and his mother makes an unreasonable demand.
Nick deals with the fallout of his f*ck up.
“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up is written and performed by Phil Rickaby.
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Music in this episode were excerpts from: “Krampus Workshop” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
“Angels We Have Heard on High” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
“A Very Brady Special” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Some sound effects from zapsplat.com
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“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up by Phil Rickaby is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0
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