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Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

300 EpisodesProduced by Husband and WifeWebsite

Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basicall… read more

300 Episodes | 2020 - 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

July 5th, 2022

19:14

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 7: God's Covenant with David. This is a bit of a misnomer since God didn't actually speak directly to David, …

2 Samuel Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

July 4th, 2022

27:09

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 6: David Goes to Bring the Ark / The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. Another over-the-top smiting occurs, along with some unjustified blessings and some VERY justified jealousy, as well …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapter 1 - 5 plus Q&A and Book Club

July 3rd, 2022

2:20:51

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Asimov's Guide to the Bible - Sacrilegious Book Club

July 3rd, 2022

33:04

Husband and Wife cover pages 15-32 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Genesis, God, The Seventh Day, The Lord God, Man, Eden, The Euphrates River, The Serpent, …

2 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A (Zion)

July 2nd, 2022

20:05

Husband and Wife cover questions about Zion. We learn that, when asking WTF is Zion, it really depends on history, geography, and religion. For now, it means Jerusalem, but that's subject to change as we get further …

2 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

July 1st, 2022

20:37

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 5: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Ugh, everything is just …

2 Samuel Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 30th, 2022

13:43

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 4: The Assassination of Ish-bosheth. We learn that David has a very strict and consistent code of honor. And Wife gets to use parenthesis voice again which is always fun!

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2 Samuel Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 29th, 2022

21:53

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 3: David Fights against the Forces of Saul (cont.) / David's Sons Born at Hebron / Abner Plans a League with …

2 Samuel Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 28th, 2022

30:45

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 2: David Made King over Judah / David Fights against the Forces of Saul. Suddenly we learn that Saul had …

2 Samuel Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 27th, 2022

16:50

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 1: David Learns of Saul's Death / David's Lament over Saul and Jonathan. The Bible continues to be full of …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Samuel Chapter 31 Plus Specials

June 26th, 2022

2:01:57

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

FVCK SCOTUS

June 26th, 2022

3:10

Husband and Wife talk about the Supreme Court, the justices who comprise this crooked institution, and their three most recent decisions involving …

Contradictions in the Bible - 1 Samuel

June 24th, 2022

22:15

Husband and Wife play a new game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry- pick quotes to back up any claim!

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Why Are There Two Books of Samuel?

June 23rd, 2022

23:10

Husband and Wife answer a question we've all been asking for a while now: Why the heck are there TWO books of Samuel? Particularly when my guy dies …

Sacrilegious Book Club Asimov's Guide to the Bible Intro

June 22nd, 2022

40:29

Husband and Wife introduce Asimov's Guide to the Bible: Two Volumes in One - The Old and New Testaments (1981), in this inaugural episode of the …

1 Samuel Wrap Up

June 21st, 2022

30:52

Husband and Wife review the book of 1 Samuel as the story of Israel’s transition from a theocracy to a monarchy. Samuel was the last Judge, and only half of this book is even about him, so the title is questionable. We …

1 Samuel Chapter 31 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 20th, 2022

13:54

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 31: The Death of Saul and His Sons. The Philistines made Saul dead and took his head. They decided to install …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 26 - 30 with Q&A

June 19th, 2022

1:32:35

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 26 - 30 Q&A

June 18th, 2022

20:43

Husband and Wife cover questions about that medium Saul talked to, as well as who tf Achish is and why he didn't recognize David the second time …

1 Samuel Chapter 30 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 17th, 2022

18:59

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 30: David Defeats the Amalekites. David's guys are so wishy- washy in this chapter: "I love you ! I want to stone you to death! I'm super-dee-duper tired! Don't cross the streams! …

1 Samuel Chapter 29 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 16th, 2022

13:13

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 29: The Philistines Distrust David. David bats his eyelashes all innocent-like and goes, "Who, ME? I would …

1 Samuel Chapter 28 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 15th, 2022

17:33

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 28: David Lives among the Philistines (cont) / Saul and the Medium at En-dor. The king goes to the planet of …

1 Samuel Chapter 27 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 14th, 2022

12:27

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 27: David Lives among the Philistines. David HIDES among the Philistines. David LIES among the Philistines. David RAIDS among the Philistines. David LOOTS among the Philistines. …

1 Samuel Chapter 26 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 13th, 2022

23:06

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Spares Saul at Ziph. Which is befuddling since didn't they already make up in the last chapter when …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 with Q&A

June 12th, 2022

1:54:39

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 Q&A

June 11th, 2022

23:07

Husband and Wife cover questions about David's wives (there were eight) as well as Israelite wedding ceremonies (there were none). Then we reminisce on our tiny, catastrophic wedding, which is good timing since we just …

1 Samuel Chapter 25 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 10th, 2022

30:49

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 25: David and Abigail / Nabal Angers David. Not sure if this is relevant but oh hey Samuel is DEAD even tho …

1 Samuel Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 9th, 2022

15:43

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 24: David Spares Saul at Engedi. We learned that you probably shouldn't pee in a cave, but if you do, watch …

1 Samuel Chapter 23 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 8th, 2022

21:41

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 23: David in the Wilderness. In spite of betrayal, David made it thru the wilderness; somehow he made it …

1 Samuel Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 7th, 2022

22:25

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 22: David Flees from Saul (cont.) / Saul Kills the Priests of Nob. We engage in that age-old philosophical …

1 Samuel Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 6th, 2022

14:18

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 21: David Flees from Saul. My dude gets the giant's sword and goes on the lam, eating moldy bread, spinning …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 with Q&A

June 5th, 2022

2:09:42

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A

June 4th, 2022

24:41

Husband and Wife cover questions about David's timeline with Saul, cuz we seem to meet him for the first time, twice. We discover a couple …

1 Samuel Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 3rd, 2022

19:42

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 20: The Friendship of David and Jonathan. Saul is super mean to his son and then, in typical Saul style, he …

1 Samuel Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 2nd, 2022

26:28

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 19: Saul Seeks to Kill David. Yes, again. He does more spear-throwing but of course it fails. Saul's daughter …

Gun Violence - Special Patreon Episode

June 2nd, 2022

3:15

Husband and Wife talk about the numbers regarding mass shootings in the US, rant about the lack of gun safety laws, and encourage listeners to get out and March for Our Lives, in this bonus discussion for Patreon …

1 Samuel Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

June 1st, 2022

25:23

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 18: Jonathan's Covenant with David / Saul Becomes Jealous of David. Today we learn that Wife is only worth …

1 Samuel Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 31st, 2022

27:52

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 17: David Kills Goliath / Israel Routs the Philistines. Some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey bs is happening …

1 Samuel Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 30th, 2022

17:04

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Anointed King / David Plays the Harp for Saul. Samuel thinks David is super gorgeous and God is …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A

May 29th, 2022

2:09:50

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

May 28th, 2022

28:17

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Tribe of Judah, as well as who tf Nahash was and why he was all obsessed with carving out people's eyes. …

1 Samuel Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 27th, 2022

27:25

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 15: Saul's Disobedience and Rejection. Remember that time Saul was fired? But then he just kept being king …

1 Samuel Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 26th, 2022

29:59

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 14: Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke (cont). Even tho Saul was fired, he still acts all kingy and …

1 Samuel Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 25th, 2022

22:55

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 13: War with the Philistines / Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke. Bad luck! The Israelites army …

1 Samuel Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 24th, 2022

19:12

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 12: Samuel's Address to the People. Sammy gets all uppity and lectures the people on how awesome he is. Oops -- he meant to say how awesome GOD is. Sure you did, Sam. Okay.

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1 Samuel Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 23rd, 2022

15:15

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 11: Saul Defeats the Ammonites. This bad dude Nahash kept trying to steal everyone's right eye, but our guys …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A

May 22nd, 2022

1:36:38

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A

May 21st, 2022

14:35

Husband and Wife answer questions about tumors and a little goddess called Ashtoreth. We talk about bleeding buttholes and diseased mice and illicit …

1 Samuel Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 20th, 2022

28:02

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 10: Saul Chosen King (cont.). Samuel has each tribe draw lots for absolutely no reason since Saul was already …

1 Samuel Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 19th, 2022

17:03

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 9: Saul Chosen King. This guy from the rapey tribe of Benjamin, walking around all over the place looking for …

1 Samuel Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 18th, 2022

16:27

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 8: Israel Asks for a King. Turns out that Samuel with the good hair is a bad dad who neglected to teach his sons how to properly run a grift, so the peeps in town want a new boss. …

1 Samuel Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 17th, 2022

17:11

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren't you really just hangry?). At Samuel's urging, the …

1 Samuel Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 16th, 2022

17:10

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana …

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A

May 15th, 2022

1:49:33

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

1 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A

May 14th, 2022

29:32

Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was …

1 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 13th, 2022

14:17

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't …

1 Samuel Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 12th, 2022

19:03

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the …

1 Samuel Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 11th, 2022

17:00

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do …

1 Samuel Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 10th, 2022

27:21

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife …

1 Samuel Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 9th, 2022

16:53

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 with Q&A and Ruth Wrap Up

May 8th, 2022

1:59:57

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Aborting Abortions - A Special Patreon Episode

May 8th, 2022

18:57

Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for …

Replay: Atheist vs Agnostic

May 7th, 2022

33:35

Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They …

Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 Q&A plus Ruth Wrap Up

May 6th, 2022

33:16

Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = …

Ruth Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 5th, 2022

19:51

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even …

Ruth Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 4th, 2022

28:22

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got …

Ruth Chapter 2

May 3rd, 2022

18:19

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of …

Ruth Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

May 2nd, 2022

13:51

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there.

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 16 - 21 with Q&A and Judges Wrap-up

May 1st, 2022

2:18:19

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Judges Chapters 16 - 21 Q&A plus Judges Wrap-up

May 1st, 2022

34:50

Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some …

Judges Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 30th, 2022

16:49

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few …

Judges Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 29th, 2022

32:14

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 20: The War against the Benjamites. An entire town decides to stand behind their rapey rapers, and as a result, …

Judges Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 28th, 2022

18:24

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 19: The Levite and His Concubine. *Trigger Warning* This section involves a horrific scene of gang rape. …

Judges Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 27th, 2022

22:13

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 18: Micah and the Danites. We visit the House of Mouse and steal Micah's idols so we can worship Micah's face …

Judges Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 26th, 2022

10:39

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 17: Micah's Images and His Priest. This kid steals silver out his mama's purse, but since he's honest about it …

Judges Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 25th, 2022

21:06

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 16: Samson at Gaza / Samson and Delilah / The Death of Samson. This is the story of a stupid guy who has magic hair and a penchant for bimbos who do him dirty. It's also yet another …

Bible Study for Atheists: Judges Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A

April 24th, 2022

2:03:25

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Judges Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

April 23rd, 2022

24:45

Husband and Wife cover questions about justice, jackals, and jawbones. Husband gets riled up about apologists and, well, can you really blame him?

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Judges Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 22nd, 2022

29:13

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 15: Samson and the Woman of Timnath (cont.) / Samson Defeats the Philistines at Lehi. This guy lights foxes on fire and messes around with the jawbone of a donkey after hiding in a …

Judges Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 21st, 2022

24:34

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 14: Samson and the Woman of Timnath. This guy wants to bang a hot chick so he makes up this stupid story about killing a lion which he then turns into a stupid riddle. Then he calls …

Judges Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 20th, 2022

14:01

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 13: The Birth of Samson. Manoah's wife can't conceive, but then suddenly she can because magic, and I'm …

Don't You Know That You're Toxic (masculinity)?

April 19th, 2022

1:29

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Judges Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 19th, 2022

24:22

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 12: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.) / Ibzan, Elon, and Abdon Judge Israel. East Side Gang gets a bum rap, as do people with a speech impediment. Also, men from …

Judges Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 18th, 2022

19:53

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 11: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.). A new god enters the chat, and human sacrifice occurs like it ain't no thang. Even worse, the sacrifice in question dies a …

Rebroadcast: Easter Bonus Episode

April 17th, 2022

33:37

Rebroadcast: Husband and Wife learn a thing or three about this weird, dateless holiday that originated from early goddesses of dawn and spring. It …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A

April 17th, 2022

2:21:14

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Judges Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A

April 16th, 2022

25:07

Husband and Wife cover questions about  avatars, dreams, dog food, town rivalries, blood money, and more, while their cat gets into the tortilla chips.

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Judges Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 15th, 2022

23:38

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 10: Tola and Jair Judge Israel / Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites. The Israelites were so heckin …

Judges Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 14th, 2022

38:59

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 9: The Reign of Abimelech. Gideon's bastard is evil and dastardly, but he is eventually murdered most …

Judges Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 13th, 2022

21:26

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 8: Gideon Captures the Kings of Midian. Gideon is supposed to be God's guy, but when people decline to feed him and his army, he literally KILLS them. Which in retrospect, actually …

Judges Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 12th, 2022

16:43

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 7: Gideon Men Defeat the Midianites. Wife sounds like garbage in this episode as she is suffering from a horrible stomach bug, but somehow we powered thru. Once again God proves to …

Judges Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 11th, 2022

30:14

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 6: The Call of Gideon. We are introduced to the Spirit of the Lord who seems to be a different entity from the Angel of the Lord who is definitely NOT the Lord himself except kinds …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Judges Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A

April 10th, 2022

2:13:46

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Judges Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A

April 9th, 2022

22:57

Husband and Wife cover questions about where tf the Book of Judges picks up, and we learn that (shockingly) the Israelites wanted personal wealth and physical pleasure, even at the cost of sacrificing children. We also …

Judges Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 8th, 2022

22:55

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 5: The Song of Deborah and Barak. And by "song" we do mean "there will be singing" so hold on to your butts. We …

Judges Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 7th, 2022

23:44

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 4: Deborah and Barak Defeat Sisera. Jael is my patronus and I need to know everything about her because she is a legit badass. Anyway, the Israelites are back on top again I guess. …

Judges Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 6th, 2022

24:02

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 3: The Nations Left to Test Israel / Othniel Delivers Israel from Cushan-rishathaim / Ehud Delivers Israel from Moab/ Shamgar Delivers Israel from the Philistines. The Israelites …

Judges Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 5th, 2022

27:17

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 2: The Angel of the Lord at Bokim / The Death of Joshua / Israel's Apostasy and the Ministry of the Judges. God is super fickle and he fluctuates between anger and sympathy for the …

Judges Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 4th, 2022

26:55

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 1: Judah and Simeon Capture Adoni-bezek / Judah Conquers Jerusalem and Hebron / Othniel Conquers Debir and Receives Achsah / The Extent of the Conquests of Judah and Benjamin / …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 21 - 24 with Q&A and Joshua Wrap-up

April 3rd, 2022

2:04:50

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Joshua Wrap-up Bonus Episode

April 2nd, 2022

28:29

Husband and Wife review the Book of Joshua as the first of the Deuteronomistic History. We talk about Joshua the character and learn that he is pretty skeptical of the future of the Israelites. We kick a quiz's ass in …

Joshua Chapters 21 - 24 Q&A

April 1st, 2022

18:10

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Levites couch-surfing; why Phinehas was the right guy to question East Side Gang; and how the Canaanites are still here today.

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Joshua Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 31st, 2022

26:27

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 24: Joshua's Farewell Address / The Death of Joshua / Joseph's Bones Buried at Schechem / The Death of Eleazar. This is the final chapter of Joshua! One foot out the door he was …

Joshua Chapter 23 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 30th, 2022

18:15

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 23: Joshua's Charge to the People. Uh-oh, looks like J-Dawg gettin' old and 'bout to die. But on his way out …

Joshua Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 29th, 2022

29:01

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 22: The Altar by the Jordan. There's a moment of confusion when we are stunned to realize that the West Side Gang are about to war on the East Side Gang, all because of a memorial …

Joshua Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 28th, 2022

20:37

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 21: The Cities of the Levites / Israel Possesses the Land. There's a lot of mathing in this one. Also, there's …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 16 - 20 with Q&A

March 27th, 2022

2:13:51

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection …

Joshua Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A

March 26th, 2022

18:13

Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Israelites failed to drive out all the Canaanites; why Joshua was the last to receive an allotment of land; and the position of the cities of refuge. Wife concedes a point …

Joshua Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 25th, 2022

15:47

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 20: The Cities of Refuge Appointed. If you accidentally kill someone it's totally cool because now you're a …

Joshua Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 24th, 2022

25:30

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 19: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes (cont). Benjamin got his own chapter but all the other tribes got stuffed into one. And it turns out that Dan isn't as chill as we …

Joshua Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 23rd, 2022

22:31

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 18: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes. This chapter is so stinkin' mappy, and it's mostly just Benjamin's land. On the bright side, it's anti-gerrymandering, which is kinda …

Joshua Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 22nd, 2022

19:23

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 17: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh (cont). We rant a bit about how {*yells into mic*} WE ARE NOT SCHOLARS OR ACADEMICS before going on to learn that the Canaanites …

Tammy Faye and Don't Say Gay (bill)

March 21st, 2022

1:58

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Joshua Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 21st, 2022

10:36

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 16: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh. More Canaanites get to survive (as slaves) so yay! I tried really hard to think of something else to say, but this chapter was …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A

March 20th, 2022

1:44:39

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Joshua Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

March 19th, 2022

24:58

Husband and Wife cover questions about Arba and Bohan. We talk about giants, angels, stones, altars, and illegitimate children. Then we geek out over …

Joshua Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 18th, 2022

22:36

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 15: The Territory Allotted to Judah / Caleb Conquers Hebron and Debir / The Cities of Judah. There were so many locations name-dropped in this chapter that we got a little loopy. …

Joshua Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 17th, 2022

11:42

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 14: Canaan Divided by Lot / Hebron Given to Caleb. So you know how just then it says the land was divided by "lot"? It's a lie. Some of that shit was predetermined by Moses and …

Joshua Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 16th, 2022

22:07

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 13: The Land Yet to Be Possessed / The Inheritances Given by Moses. If the last chapter was a Congress of Kings, this chapter is a Menagerie of Maps, or an Aggregation of Atlases, …

Joshua Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 15th, 2022

14:24

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 12: The Kings Defeated by Moses / The Kings Defeated by Joshua. This is a super short chapter that is literally …

Joshua Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 14th, 2022

23:44

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 11: The Defeat of Jabin's Alliance / Joshua Takes the Whole Land. We decide to start referring to the "Basket …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A

March 13th, 2022

2:00:55

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Joshua Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A

March 12th, 2022

14:19

Husband and Wife cover questions about that weirdo with a sword who shows up right before Joshua kicks some Canaan ass, as well as questions about why Canaan ass even needs kicking in the first place.

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Joshua Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 11th, 2022

29:33

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 10: The Defeat of the Amorites. These guys were giants tho, weren't they? No mention of that now, so we really aren't sure. But wow, God stops the sun, which is completely …

Joshua Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 10th, 2022

15:49

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 9: The Deceit of the Gibeonites. We learn that it's good to lie, because "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" is more than just a silly song when your life is in the line.

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Joshua Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 9th, 2022

31:18

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 8: The Capture and Destruction of Ai / The Law Recorded at Mount Ebal. Wife does a math badly, but to be fair, …

Joshua Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 8th, 2022

23:58

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 7: The Sin of Achan. We learn (again) that God is a greedy, vindictive, murdery, jerk-face. And also that Joshua has perpetuated Moses' grift beyond all reckoning. These people are …

Joshua Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 7th, 2022

21:20

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 6: The Fall of Jericho. There really wasn't even a battle because God just made the walls fall down himself, so I'm not sure what all the fuss over this town was about. But hey they …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 with Q&A

March 6th, 2022

1:16:52

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Joshua Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A Bible Study for Atheists

March 5th, 2022

16:50

Husband and Wife cover questions about Joshua and his daddy Nun. They get compared to Moses and Jesus, and we learn belatedly that Joshua was with Moses all over Mount Sinai even tho NO he tf was not.

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Joshua Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 4th, 2022

13:56

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 5: The Circumcision and Passover at Gilgal / Joshua and the Man with a Drawn Sword. So after crossing the Jordan, the Israelites randomly decide that NOW is the time to chop off …

Joshua Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 3rd, 2022

14:20

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 4: The Twelve Stones Taken from the Jordan. They crossed the river. They picked up rocks. They stacked those rocks so good. And that day Joshua was named Best. Leader. Ever. …

Joshua Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 2nd, 2022

16:18

Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 3: Israel Passes over the Jordan. And, like, that is literally all that happened. Those guys picked up their shit and crossed river. The end. Anticlimactic af.

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Joshua Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

March 1st, 2022

16:26

Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 2: The Spies Sent to Jericho. The title of this section pissed off Husband before we even started reading, because sending in spies is LITERALLY what got the Israelites in trouble …

Joshua Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 28th, 2022

14:47

Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 1: Preparations for the Conquest of Canaan. We wonder if the Canaanites noticed the Israelite army that's been camped out on their border for what seems like several months. Yeah, …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Post Deuteronomy Bonuses

February 27th, 2022

2:42:39

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Banned Books - Special Patreon Episode

February 26th, 2022

30:08

Husband and Wife start off their new discussion series with a topic near-and-dear to Wife's heart: Banned Book Week. We talk about why books are challenged, and by whom, and how librarians are the front-line protectors …

Deuteronomistic History - Bible Study for Atheists

February 25th, 2022

19:15

Husband and Wife introduce the next section of the Old Testament following the Pentateuch: the Deuteronomistic History, which includes Joshua, …

Pentateuch Wrap-up Bonus Episode (part 2)

February 24th, 2022

14:45

Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long, so here is Part 2: Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. And thus we have completed our reading of the first five books of the Bible! …

Pentateuch Wrap-up Bonus Episode (Part 1)

February 23rd, 2022

31:01

Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long because Wife did too good a job. Here's Part 1: Genesis & Exodus. Join us tomorrow for Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy.

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Deuteronomy Wrap-up Bonus Episode

February 22nd, 2022

31:57

Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Deuteronomy. We argue over where Moses is buried (mountain or valley) and pass a quiz. We also …

Replay: Getting to know more about Husband and Wife - A rebroadcast of our 50th episode

February 21st, 2022

55:10

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 with Q&A

February 20th, 2022

1:25:18

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Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 Q&A - Bible Study for Atheists

February 19th, 2022

11:39

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Thummim and Urim, which sadly have nothing to do with either thumbs or urine. We get furthering confirmation that those silly Bible goobers believed in magic. You know, because …

Deuteronomy Chapter 34 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 18th, 2022

19:08

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 34: The Death of Moses. And with that the baton is passed to Joshua, Deuteronomy is done, the Pentateuch is history, and we are ready to move into... more Bible. But not before …

Deuteronomy Chapter 33 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 17th, 2022

17:18

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 33: Moses Blesses the Tribes of Israel. Some blessings are better than others, a few blessings are subpar, and Dan's blessing is missing altogether. The best blessing was …

Deuteronomy Chapter 32 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 16th, 2022

15:35

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 32: The Song of Moses / Moses Permitted to See the Land of Canaan. It's our musical debut! Every good show …

Deuteronomy Chapter 31 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 15th, 2022

24:41

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 31: Joshua Commissioned as Moses' Successor / The Law to Be Placed in the Ark / The Song of Moses. God reveals that like two seconds after Moses dies, the dumbos will start …

Deuteronomy Chapter 30 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 14th, 2022

14:53

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 30: The Conditions for Restoration and Blessing. God commands us to love him, which seems like a flawed plan. But if you disobey, you'll have to eat a baby sandwich on suffer …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 with Q&A

February 13th, 2022

1:37:25

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Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 Q&A

February 12th, 2022

15:16

Husband and Wife cover questions about why a woman would pull off her brother-in-law's sandal. We also question whether spit = semen. Pretty sure it …

Deuteronomy Chapter 29 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 11th, 2022

19:21

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 29: The Lord's Covenant with Israel in Moab. It's just more of the same "I'll boil you alive" threats if the people disobey. Wife channels her inner Mickey Mouse, and does a …

Deuteronomy Chapter 28 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 10th, 2022

33:12

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 28: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience. Holy moly, this god is on a serious …

Deuteronomy Chapter 27 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 9th, 2022

17:22

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 27: The Law to Be Recorded on Mount Ebal / The Curses at Mount Ebal. After making a zen garden by …

Deuteronomy Chapter 26 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 8th, 2022

12:59

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 26: The Firstfruits and the Tithe. We learn that Israelites shopped at Michaels because OMG they had tons …

Deuteronomy Chapter 25 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 7th, 2022

17:11

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 25: Laws of Human Relations (still cont.) / The Command to Blot Out Amalek. It seems counter-productive to write down the name of a people you actively want to forget, but …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 with Q&A

February 6th, 2022

2:02:54

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Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 Q&A

February 5th, 2022

12:07

Husband and Wife cover questions about crushed nuts, missing dicks, and that Hop on Pop scene from way back.

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Deuteronomy Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 4th, 2022

28:56

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 24: Laws of Human Relations (cont.). The rich are encouraged not to be selfish fucks, and Wife goes off …

Deuteronomy Chapter 23

February 3rd, 2022

26:56

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 23: Those Excluded from the Congregation / Laws of Sanitation / Laws of Human Relations. This chapter starts right off with penises and the lack thereof; it doesn't get better …

Deuteronomy Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 2nd, 2022

26:36

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 22: Various Laws (cont.) / Laws Concerning Chastity. This entire chapter is way too concerned with vaginas. Lots of people get stoned but not in the good way. This shit's …

Deuteronomy Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

February 1st, 2022

22:05

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 21: Settlement for an Unknown Murderer's Crime / Various Laws. These folks love stoning people to death -- …

Deuteronomy Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 31st, 2022

23:41

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 20: The Laws Concerning War. What's it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Except for trees. But only the fruit …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 with Q&A

January 30th, 2022

1:38:20

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Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 Q&A

January 29th, 2022

17:08
Husband and Wife cover questions about Curse Mountain and Bless Mountain. We learn how they decided which mountain was which (they held a beauty …

Deuteronomy Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 28th, 2022

23:05
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 19: The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Witnesses. We come up with a fantastic concept for a reality …

Deuteronomy Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 27th, 2022

19:06
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 18: The Portions of the Levites / Warning Against Heathen Practices / God Promises a Prophet Like Moses. Wife is sad about the lack of magic in her life and vows to get her …

Deuteronomy Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 26th, 2022

18:49
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 17: The Administration of Justice (cont.) / Instructions Concerning a King. Stonings continue but only after cyber stalking. We question what constitutes "too many" in deciding …

Deuteronomy Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 25th, 2022

18:11
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 16: The Three Appointed Feasts / The Administration of Justice. We decide we'd rather have chicken than lamb on a Suffer Bread sammich. Wife teaches Husband "The Song That …

Deuteronomy Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 24th, 2022

19:57
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 15: The Year of Release / Lending to the Poor / The Treatment of Servants / The Consecration of Firstlings. Wife is disappointed to learn that "release" has nothing to do with …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 with Q&A

January 23rd, 2022

2:06:40
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Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 Q&A

January 22nd, 2022

29:45
Husband and Wife cover questions about how many Israelites were in Egypt, versus how many left. Turns out the Israelites weren't all that special insofar as being the pharaoh's slaves. Moreover, they weren't even …

Deuteronomy Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 21st, 2022

27:33
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 14: Warning Against Idolatry (cont. still) / Clean and Unclean Food / The Law of the Tithe (as opposed to …

Deuteronomy Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 20th, 2022

24:59
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 13: Warning Against Idolatry (cont.). We learn that if you can see the future, then you and your scallywag …

Deuteronomy Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 19th, 2022

22:24
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 12: Only One Place of Worship / Warning Against Idolatry. We are reminded for the umpteenth time not to …

Deuteronomy Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 18th, 2022

17:09
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 11: The Greatness of the Lord / The Blessings of the Promised Land. There's a lot to remember here, but don't worry -- Moses isn't talking to any of us because we weren't …

Deuteronomy Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 17th, 2022

22:28
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 10: The Second Tablets of Stones / What God Requires. We argue over who's right more often (Husband versus …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 with Q&A

January 16th, 2022

1:56:39

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Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 Q&A

January 15th, 2022

25:07

Husband and Wife cover questions about Ashera Poles, which Husband cannot pronounce because Ohio. This goddess was actually kind of a Big Deal, …

Deuteronomy Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 14th, 2022

19:34
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 9: The Lord Will Destroy the Nations of Canaan / Israel's Rebellion at Horeb. Moses reveals that God hates ALL people, but he just hates the Israelites a little less than he …

Deuteronomy Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 13th, 2022

18:37
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 8: A Good Land to be Possessed / Warning Against Forgetting the Lord. Wife points out that God has BPD ("I hate you! Don't leave me!") and makes an excellent Matrix reference …

Deuteronomy Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 12th, 2022

24:19
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 7: Israel Warned of the Idolatry of Canaan / A Holy People to the Lord / The Blessings of Obedience. More …

Deuteronomy Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 11th, 2022

18:39

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 6: The Great Commandment / Warnings Against Disobedience. Spoiler - the Great Commandment is to obey God …

Deuteronomy Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 10th, 2022

29:31
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 5: The Ten Commandments / The People's Fear. This is a much shorter, and slightly altered, version of what we already read a couple books ago. We further establish that we are …

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: Deuteronomy 3 - 4 with Q&A

January 9th, 2022

59:39

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Weekly Q&A - Deuteronomy Chapters 3 - 4

January 8th, 2022

20:14

Husband and Wife cover questions about Og's bed, which was apparently massive and precious. Then Wife recaps a Jewish fairytale starring the giant crybaby Og and his ride on a mountain-sized unicorn. "Cry Me A River" …

Deuteronomy Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 7th, 2022

30:48
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 4: Moses Exhorts Israel to Obedience / Israel's Experience at Horeb / Warning Against Idolatry / The …

Deuteronomy Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

January 6th, 2022

17:43
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 3: Israel Conquers Og of Bashan / Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan / Moses Not Permitted to Enter Canaan. In our first single-chapter, daily episode …

Deuteronomy Chapters 1 - 2 Q&A

January 4th, 2022

20:55
Husband and Wife cover questions about giants. They discuss a big bed, necklaces, DNA, poltergeist, Pizza Gate, and buzzers. It's not as scattershot …

Deuteronomy Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study for Atheists

December 30th, 2021

37:20
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 1: Moses Recounts the Lord's Promise to Israel at Horeb / The Appointment of Judges / The Spies Sent Out at Kadesh-barnea / God's Punishment on Israel / The Defeat of Israel at …

Who Wrote the Pentateuch? (Bonus)

December 28th, 2021

31:17
Husband and Wife answer questions about the author of the first five books of the Bible. We discuss the likelihood that Aaron was merely an imaginary friend, and then Husband urges everyone to harass Wife on Twitter.


A Few of Our Favorite Things (Bonus)

December 23rd, 2021

26:47
Husband and Wife discuss raindrops on kittens and whiskers on mittens. jk jk jk They actually talk about their fav holiday movies, carols, candies, …

A Very Churchy Christmas (Bonus)

December 21st, 2021

29:17
Husband and Wife discuss church attendance demographics. We also talk about the meaning of the holiday and our personal holiday church experiences.


Numbers Wrap-up Bonus Episode

December 16th, 2021

37:23
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Numbers, then bomb a super lengthy and horribly written quiz. We learn that those bozos actually hit the borders of the Promised Land twice! Un-freaking-believable!


Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Q&A

December 14th, 2021

15:56
Husband and Wife cover questions about where the Promised Land sits, and which body of water is actually the Brook of Egypt. This lesson in geography was brought to you in part by the letters WTF.


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Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Bible Study for Atheists

December 9th, 2021

40:38
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 34: The Borders and Division of Canaan (cont.); chapter 35: The Inheritance of the Levites / The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Bloodshed; and chapter 36: The Law Concerning …

Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Q&A

December 7th, 2021

20:17

Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's …

Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Bible Study for Atheists

December 2nd, 2021

38:56

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's …

Bonus Discussion - Atheist vs Agnostic

November 30th, 2021

34:19
Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings …

Bonus Thanksgiving 100th Episode 2021 - Bible Study for Atheists

November 25th, 2021

52:34
Husband and Wife take a look back at what we've learned so far regarding podcasting in general and the Bible in particular. Then we look ahead at …

Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Q&A

November 23rd, 2021

21:36
Husband and Wife cover questions about Moabites versus Midianites. We also explain that putting mustard on your pumpkin pie is a result of poor life …

Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Bible Study for Atheists

November 18th, 2021

36:38
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 30: The Law Concerning Vows; and chapter 31: Israel Takes Vengeance on Midian / The Division of the Booty. We (re)learn that women's silly little brains aren't capable of thought. …

Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Q&A

November 16th, 2021

14:44

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross.


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Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Bible Study for Atheists

November 11th, 2021

48:02
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 28: The Daily Offerings / The Sabbath and Monthly Offerings / The Offerings at the Appointed Feasts; and chapter 29: (cont.). These chapters are legit just Boomers breaking down …

Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Q&A

November 9th, 2021

18:31
Husband and Wife answer questions about Zelophehad's daughters, who may not have actually existed. We also talk about Pride and Prejudice, Fiddler on the Roof, the Angel of Death, and Batman. Because obviously.


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Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists

November 4th, 2021

42:10
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 26: The Numbering of Israel in Moab / The Tribe of Levi / Only Caleb and Joshua Survive; and chapter 27: The Request of Zelophehad's Daughters / Moses Appoints Joshua as His …

Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Q&A

November 2nd, 2021

23:43
Husband and Wife answer questions about this god Ba'al and that god Ba'al and those gods Baal and Zeus and Yahweh and rain and candles and somebody …

Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Bible Study for Atheists

October 28th, 2021

34:53
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 24: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.) / Balaam's Prophecy; and chapter 25: Israel Worships Baal-peor. People just never learn! And so of course they get all plagued and murdery. Wife …

Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Q&A

October 26th, 2021

23:41
Husband and Wife answer questions about prophets in general and Balaam in particular. We learn more about foreskins and dreams.


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Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Bible Study for Atheists

October 21st, 2021

43:13
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 22: Balak Sends for Balaam / The Angel and Balaam's Ass / Balaam Blesses Israel; and chapter 23: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.). God hardcore gaslights Balaam and we lose our …

Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Q&A

October 19th, 2021

20:57
Husband and Wife answer questions about Moses' punishment, as well as the Caduceus. In a shocking twist, we learn that God is a dick. Also, it turns out we weren't even talking about the right stick.


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Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Bible Study for Atheists

October 14th, 2021

39:51
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 20: Water from the Rock / Edom Refuses Passage to Israel / Aaron Dies on Mount Hor; and chapter 21: The Canaanites Attack Israel / The Fiery Serpents / The Israelites Journey …

Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Q&A

October 12th, 2021

17:10
Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly …

Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Bible Study for Atheists

October 7th, 2021

43:55
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether …

Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Q&A

October 5th, 2021

23:16

Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the …

Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Bible Study for Atheists

September 30th, 2021

36:27

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds.

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Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Q&A

September 28th, 2021

22:20

Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick.

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Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Bible Study for Atheists

September 23rd, 2021

45:23

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / …

Numbers Chapter 12 - 13 Q&A

September 21st, 2021

19:12

Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which …

Numbers Chapters 12 - 13 Bible Study for Atheists

September 16th, 2021

27:15

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived …

Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Q&A

September 14th, 2021

16:39

Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly …

Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Bible Study for Atheists

September 9th, 2021

44:24

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet …

Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Q&A

September 7th, 2021

14:10

Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End.

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Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Bible Study for Atheists

September 2nd, 2021

32:40

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having …

Numbers Chapter 7 Q&A

August 31st, 2021

15:35

Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey.

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Numbers Chapter 7 Bible Study for Atheists

August 26th, 2021

32:54

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through …

Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Q&A

August 24th, 2021

15:01

Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're …

Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Bible Study for Atheists

August 19th, 2021

31:17

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder …

Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Q&A

August 17th, 2021

17:05

Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the …

Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Bible Study for Atheists

August 12th, 2021

40:17

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and …

Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Q&A

August 10th, 2021

14:07

Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book …

Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study for Atheists

August 5th, 2021

28:57

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month …

Leviticus Chapters 26 - 27 Q&A

August 3rd, 2021

31:31

Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and …

Leviticus Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists

July 29th, 2021

45:41

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her shit. …

Leviticus Chapter 25 Q&A

July 27th, 2021

22:09

Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions.

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Leviticus Chapter 25 Bible Study for Atheists

July 22nd, 2021

35:40

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do …

Leviticus Chapters 23 - 24 Q&A

July 20th, 2021

14:48

Husband and Wife answer questions about breadboxes, tents, farts, and sins.

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Leviticus Chapters 23 - 24 Bible Study for Atheists

July 15th, 2021

37:49

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 23: The Appointed Feasts; and chapter 24: The Tending of the Lamp / The Showbread / The Punishment for …

Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22 Q&A

July 13th, 2021

16:32

Husband and Wife answer questions about clans, divorce, and serial killers.

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Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22 Bible Study for Atheists

July 8th, 2021

31:18

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 21: The Holiness of the Priests; and Leviticus chapter 22: The Holiness of the Offerings. This all still …

Leviticus Chapters 19 - 20 Q&A

July 6th, 2021

18:36

Husband and Wife answer questions about grapes, hair, and tattoos.

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Leviticus Chapters 19 - 20 Bible Study for Atheists

July 1st, 2021

48:57

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 19: Laws of Holiness and Justice; and chapter 20: The Penalties for Acts of Immorality. We learn there are …

Leviticus Chapters 17 - 18 Q&A

June 29th, 2021

13:21

Husband and Wife answer questions about goat idols, harlots, and Molech.

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Leviticus Chapters 17 - 18 Bible Study for Atheists

June 24th, 2021

27:21

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 17: One Place of Sacrifice / The Eating of Blood Forbidden; and chapter 18: Acts of Immortality Forbidden. This is a good time to scream HAPPY PRIDE MONTH because wow some of …

Leviticus Chapters 15 - 16 Q&A

June 22nd, 2021

13:16

Husband and Wife answer questions about male discharge and Azazel.

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Leviticus Chapters 15 - 16 Bible Study for Atheists

June 17th, 2021

41:56

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 15: Unclean Discharges from the Body; and chapter 16: The Day of Atonement. Wife teaches Husband about the no-fap movement. We both wonder wtf is going on "down there" and why it …

Leviticus Chapters 13 - 14 Bible Study for Atheists

June 10th, 2021

46:40

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapters 13 and 14: Laws Concerning Leprosy. Leprosy seems to be an umbrella term for anything from zits, to burns and blisters, to mildew. God literally states that he might, on a whim, …

Leviticus Chapters 11 - 12 Bible Study for Atheists

June 3rd, 2021

41:19

Husband and Wife (somehow, despite the odds, manage to) cover Leviticus chapter 11: Clean and Unclean Animals; and Leviticus chapter 12: The Purification of Women after Childbirth. Wife screws up and causes a do-over of …

Leviticus Chapters 9 - 10 Bible Study for Atheists

May 27th, 2021

31:10

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 9: Aaron Offers Sacrifices; and chapter 10: The Sin of Nadab and Abihu. Folks get killed for -- get this -- …

Bonus 50th Episode - Husband & Wife explain why they started Sacrilegious Discourse

May 25th, 2021

54:29
Husband and Wife discuss their religious beliefs (none); the difference between agnostic and atheist (attitude and semantics); where you go when you die (party cannon); how the universe started (infinity plus one); and …

Leviticus Chapters 7 - 8 Bible Study for Atheists

May 20th, 2021

39:26

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 7: The Law of the Offerings (cont.); And chapter 8: The Consecration of Aaron and his sons. We read about breasts, because obviously there are breasts. Wife wants to know how …

Leviticus Chapters 5 - 6 Bible Study for Atheists

May 13th, 2021

39:52

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 5: Sin Offerings (cont.) / Trespass Offerings; and chapter 6: The Law of the Offerings. Aaron and Moses were straight-up running a racket, and we are surprised to learn that …

Leviticus Chapters 3 - 4 Bible Study for Atheists

May 6th, 2021

30:37

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 3: Peace Offerings; and chapter 4: Sin Offerings. Husband is possessed by a demon (or maybe he just …

Leviticus Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study For Atheists

April 29th, 2021

30:50

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 1: Burnt Offerings; and chapter 2: Meal Offerings. Pretty sure this is all a grift run by Moses and Aaron. Very short chapters this week so Wife gets distracted by imagining how …

Exodus Bonus Episode - Bible Study for Atheists

April 22nd, 2021

54:44

Husband and Wife learn how little they retained of the Book of Exodus, even though it's supposedly the most important book of the Bible. They fail a quiz and fondly recall Aaron's special stick. Then they learn that …

Exodus Chapters 39 - 40 Bible Study For Atheists

April 15th, 2021

37:57

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 39: The Making of the Priests' Garments / The Tabernacle Articles Completed; and chapter 40: The Setting Up of the Tabernacle / The Cloud Over the Tabernacle. We are disappointed to …

Exodus Chapters 37 - 38 Bible Study for Atheists

April 8th, 2021

29:36

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 37: The Furnishings of the Tabernacle; and chapter 38: The Court of the Tabernacle / The Supervision of the Work / The Metal of the Sanctuary. We discover that "donations" were …

Bonus Easter Episode 2021 - Bible Study for Atheists

April 4th, 2021

35:44

Husband and Wife learn a thing or three about this weird, dateless holiday that originated from early goddesses of dawn and spring. It falls on the …

Exodus Chapters 35 - 36 Bible Study for Atheists

April 1st, 2021

40:57

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 35: Regulations for the Sabbath / Israel to Bring an Offering / The Tabernacle Articles / The People Bring the …

Exodus Chapters 33 - 34 Bible Study for Atheists

March 25th, 2021

35:03

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 33: The Lord's Presence Promised; and chapter 34: The Second Table of Stone / Israel Warned of the Idolatry of …

Exodus Chapters 31 - 32 Bible Study for Atheists

March 18th, 2021

43:43

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 31: The Call of Bezaleel and Aholiab / The Sabbath as a Sign; and chapter 32: The Golden Calf. Aaron leads …

Exodus Chapters 29 - 30 Bible Study for Atheists

March 11th, 2021

41:11

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 29: The Consecration of Aaron and His Sons / The Daily Offerings; and chapter 30: The Alter of Incense / The Atonement Money / The Laver / The Anointing Oil and the Incense. Are …

Exodus Chapters 27 - 28 Bible Study for Atheists

March 4th, 2021

31:17

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 27: The Alter of Burnt Offering / The Court of the Tabernacle / The Tending of the Lamp; and chapter 28: The Garments for the Priests. Poor Aaron has to carry around like a zillion …

Exodus Chapter 25 - 26 Bible Study for Atheists

February 25th, 2021

27:54

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 25: Israel to Bring an Offering / The Arc of the Testimony / The Table for the Showbread / The Golden …

Exodus Chapters 23 - 24 Bible Study for Atheists

February 18th, 2021

28:37

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 23: Laws of Human Relations (cont.) / The Three Appointed Feasts / The Lord's Angel Sent to Lead Israel; and chapter 24: Moses and the Elders on Mount Sinai. People get splattered …

Exodus Chapters 21 - 22 Bible Study for Atheists

February 12th, 2021

42:25

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 21: The Treatment of Servants / Laws Concerning Acts of Violence / Laws Concerning Responsibility of Owners; …

Exodus Chapters 19 - 20 Bible Study for Atheists

February 4th, 2021

41:32

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 19: Israel at Mt. Sinai; and chapter 20: The Ten Commandments / The People's Fear. Moses climbs up and down a …

Exodus Chapters 17 - 18 Bible Study for Atheists

January 28th, 2021

26:33

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 17: Water from the Rock / War with Amalek; and chapter 18: Jethro Visits Moses / The Appointment of Judges. Dwayne Johnson provides drinks for people whining about dying of thirst. …

Exodus Chapters 15 - 16 Bible Study for Atheists

January 21st, 2021

26:53

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 15: The Song of Moses / The Bitter Water at Marah: and chapter 16: God Gives Manna. We sing very, very badly …

Exodus Chapters 13 - 14 Bible Study for Atheists

January 14th, 2021

33:54

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 13: The Consecration of the Firstborn / The Pillar of Cloud and the Pillar of Fire; and chapter 14: Crossing the Red Sea. God keeps making Pharoah have a hard... heart. Then he …

Exodus Chapters 11 - 12 Bible Study for Atheists

December 10th, 2020

29:26

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 11: The Death of the Firstborn Foretold; and chapter 12: The Passover / The Death of the Firstborn / The …

Exodus Chapters 9 - 10 Bible Study for Atheists

December 3rd, 2020

26:21

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 9: The Plague on the Cattle / The Plague of Boils / The Plague of Hail; and chapter 10: The Plague of Locusts / The Plague of Darkness. Moses keeps turning off the plagues before …

Exodus Chapters 7 - 8 Bible Study for Atheists

November 24th, 2020

26:26

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 7: The Lord's Charge to Moses and Aaron (cont.) / Aaron's Rod / The Plague of Blood; and chapter 8: The Plague of Frogs / The Plague of lice / The Plague of Flies. So much plague! …

Exodus Chapters 4 - 5 - 6 Bible Study for Atheists

November 8th, 2020

35:15

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 4: The Call of Moses (cont.) / Moses Returns to Egypt; chapter 5: Moses and Aaron Before Pharaoh; and chapter 6: The Lord's Charge to Moses and Aaron. God gives Moses some magic …

Exodus Chapters 1 - 2 - 3 Bible Study for Atheists

November 4th, 2020

29:17

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 1: The Affliction of the Israelites in Egypt; chapter 2: The Birth of Moses / Moses Flees from Egypt; and chapter 3: The Call of Moses. Was that already 400 years of slavery? Kill …

Genesis Bonus Episode - Bible Study for Atheists

October 27th, 2020

44:17

Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Genesis and perform fairly well on a quiz. Then learn that Nimrod was very likely Gilgamesh, and that he was pretty much a douchebag. Husband falls asleep.

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Genesis Chapters 48 - 49 - 50 Bible Study for Atheists

October 22nd, 2020

35:44

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 48: Jacob Blesses Ephraim and Manasseh; chapter 49: Jacob's Prophecy Concerning His Sons / The Death and Burial of Jacob; and chapter 50: The Death of Joseph. Them dudes died, but …

Genesis Chapters 46 - 47 Bible Study for Atheists

October 20th, 2020

23:22

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapters 46 and 47: Jacob and His Family in Egypt. There's like this famine and basically they squeeze the people of Egypt for all they're worth and basically it's pretty mf grotesque. We …

Genesis Chapters 44 - 45 Bible Study for Atheists

October 15th, 2020

22:15

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 44: The Missing Cup / Judah Pleads for Benjamin; and chapter 45: Joseph Makes Himself Known to His Brethren. …

Genesis Chapters 42 - 43 Bible Study for Atheists

October 13th, 2020

24:45

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 42: Joseph's Brethren Come to Egypt for Grain; and chapter 43: Joseph's Brethren Return with Benjamin. Joseph fucks with his brothers a bit and yeah, the schadenfreude is real.

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Genesis Chapters 40 - 41 Bible Study for Atheists

October 12th, 2020

27:42

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 40: Joseph Interprets the Prisoners' Dreams; and chapter 41: Joseph Interprets Pharaoh's Dream / Joseph Made …

Genesis Chapters 38 - 39 Bible Study for Atheists

October 6th, 2020

27:23

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 38: Judah and Tamar; and chapter 39: Joseph and Potiphar's Wife. Now we know why people think the pull-out …

Genesis Chapters 36 - 37 Bible Study for Atheists

October 1st, 2020

27:16

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 36: The Descendants of Esau; and chapter 37: Joseph Sold into Egypt. Some boring begatting followed by a story …

Genesis Chapters 34 - 35 Bible Study for Atheists

September 29th, 2020

26:18

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 34: The Defilement of Dinah Avenged; and chapter 35: God Blesses Jacob at Beth-el / The Death of Rachel / The Sons of Jacob / The Death of Isaac. "Someone's in the kitchen with …

Genesis Chapters 32 - 33 Bible Study for Atheists

September 24th, 2020

25:44

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 32: Jacob Prepared to Meet Esau / Jacob Wrestles at Peniel; and chapter 33: Jacob and Esau Reconciled. That wrestler came out of nowhere! Don't eat the hip bone! And was Esau …

Genesis Chapters 30 - 31 Bible Study for Atheists

September 22nd, 2020

39:29

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 30: The Children Born to Jacob (cont.) / The Trickery of Laban and Jacob; and chapter 31: Jacob Flees from …

Genesis Chapters 28 - 29 Bible Study for Atheists

September 17th, 2020

29:47

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 28: Jacob Flees from Esau (cont.) / God Appears to Jacob at Beth-el; and chapter 29: Jacob Serves Laban for Rachel and Leah / Jacob Marries Leah and Rachel / The Children Born to …

Genesis Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists

September 15th, 2020

38:49

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 26: Isaac at Gerar; and chapter 27: Jacob Obtains Isaac's Blessing / Jacob Flees from Esau. A well is named Care-a-Lot. We conclude that all the men are rapey, lying, thieves, and …

Genesis Chapters 24 - 25 Bible Study for Atheists

September 10th, 2020

34:12

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 24: A Wife Obtained for Isaac; and chapter 25: Abraham's Descendants through Keturah / The Death and Burial of Abraham / The Descendants of Ishmael / The Birth of Esau and Jacob / …

Genesis Chapters 22 - 23 Bible Study for Atheists

September 8th, 2020

26:28

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 22: Abraham Commanded to Offer Isaac; and chapter 23: Abraham Buys a Burial Ground for Sarah. We question whether God has ever read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People …

Genesis Chapters 20 - 21 Bible Study for Atheists

September 3rd, 2020

25:52

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant …

Genesis Chapters 18 - 19 Bible Study for Atheists

September 1st, 2020

37:33

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much …

Genesis Chapters 16 - 17 Bible Study for Atheists

August 28th, 2020

25:56

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 16: Hagar and Ishmael; and chapter 17: Circumcision the Sign of the Covenant. We question whether God has a dick, whether or not it's circumcised, and who performed such action. …

Genesis Chapters 14 - 15 Bible Study for Atheists

August 25th, 2020

27:49

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 14: Abram rescues Lot / Melchizedek Blesses Abram; and Genesis chapter 15: A Son Promised to Abram. He cut the animals in HALF!? Grody! And God's still a big dick. A children's …

Genesis Chapters 12 - 13 Bible Study for Atheists

August 20th, 2020

25:53

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross.

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Genesis Chapters 10 - 11 Bible Study for Atheists

August 18th, 2020

25:05

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 10: The Descendants of the Sons of Noah; and chapter 11: The Tower of Babel / The Descendants Shem / The Descendants of Terah. Names are hard. Places don't matter, amirite? Nimrod …

Genesis Chapters 8 - 9 Bible Study for Atheists

August 13th, 2020

26:40

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 8: Noah's Ark; and chapter 9: God's Covenant with Noah / Noah's Drunkenness. We question the amount of sacrifices and cursing that happen. Turns out, Noah is as big a dick as God.

Genesis Chapters 4 - 7 Bible Study for Atheists

August 11th, 2020

43:10

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 4: Cain and Abel; chapter 5: The Descendants of Adam; chapter 6: The Wickedness of Mankind / Noah Makes the Ark; and chapter 7: The Flood. Lots of sex, murder, and mayhem ensue. We …

Genesis Chapters 1 - 3 Bible Study for Atheists

August 4th, 2020

51:14

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 1: The Creation; chapter 2: Man in the Garden of Eden; and chapter 3: Man's Disobedience. Things that are …

Sacrilegious Discourse Trailer - Bible Study for Atheists

August 3rd, 2020

0:55

Husband and wife decide they're going to read the Bible. Join us as we start in Genesis and blasphemously trudge through the Bible every week.

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