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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 7: God's Covenant with David. This is a bit of a misnomer since God didn't actually speak directly to David, …

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 6: David Goes to Bring the Ark / The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. Another over-the-top smiting occurs, along with some unjustified blessings and some VERY justified jealousy, as well …

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Husband and Wife cover pages 15-32 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Genesis, God, The Seventh Day, The Lord God, Man, Eden, The Euphrates River, The Serpent, …

Husband and Wife cover questions about Zion. We learn that, when asking WTF is Zion, it really depends on history, geography, and religion. For now, it means Jerusalem, but that's subject to change as we get further …

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 5: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Ugh, everything is just …

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 4: The Assassination of Ish-bosheth. We learn that David has a very strict and consistent code of honor. And Wife gets to use parenthesis voice again which is always fun!

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 3: David Fights against the Forces of Saul (cont.) / David's Sons Born at Hebron / Abner Plans a League with …

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 2: David Made King over Judah / David Fights against the Forces of Saul. Suddenly we learn that Saul had …

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 1: David Learns of Saul's Death / David's Lament over Saul and Jonathan. The Bible continues to be full of …

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Husband and Wife talk about the Supreme Court, the justices who comprise this crooked institution, and their three most recent decisions involving …

Husband and Wife play a new game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry- pick quotes to back up any claim!

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Husband and Wife answer a question we've all been asking for a while now: Why the heck are there TWO books of Samuel? Particularly when my guy dies …

Husband and Wife introduce Asimov's Guide to the Bible: Two Volumes in One - The Old and New Testaments (1981), in this inaugural episode of the …

Husband and Wife review the book of 1 Samuel as the story of Israel’s transition from a theocracy to a monarchy. Samuel was the last Judge, and only half of this book is even about him, so the title is questionable. We …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 31: The Death of Saul and His Sons. The Philistines made Saul dead and took his head. They decided to install …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about that medium Saul talked to, as well as who tf Achish is and why he didn't recognize David the second time …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 30: David Defeats the Amalekites. David's guys are so wishy- washy in this chapter: "I love you ! I want to stone you to death! I'm super-dee-duper tired! Don't cross the streams! …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 29: The Philistines Distrust David. David bats his eyelashes all innocent-like and goes, "Who, ME? I would …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 28: David Lives among the Philistines (cont) / Saul and the Medium at En-dor. The king goes to the planet of …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 27: David Lives among the Philistines. David HIDES among the Philistines. David LIES among the Philistines. David RAIDS among the Philistines. David LOOTS among the Philistines. …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Spares Saul at Ziph. Which is befuddling since didn't they already make up in the last chapter when …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about David's wives (there were eight) as well as Israelite wedding ceremonies (there were none). Then we reminisce on our tiny, catastrophic wedding, which is good timing since we just …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 25: David and Abigail / Nabal Angers David. Not sure if this is relevant but oh hey Samuel is DEAD even tho …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 24: David Spares Saul at Engedi. We learned that you probably shouldn't pee in a cave, but if you do, watch …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 23: David in the Wilderness. In spite of betrayal, David made it thru the wilderness; somehow he made it …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 22: David Flees from Saul (cont.) / Saul Kills the Priests of Nob. We engage in that age-old philosophical …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 21: David Flees from Saul. My dude gets the giant's sword and goes on the lam, eating moldy bread, spinning …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about David's timeline with Saul, cuz we seem to meet him for the first time, twice. We discover a couple …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 20: The Friendship of David and Jonathan. Saul is super mean to his son and then, in typical Saul style, he …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 19: Saul Seeks to Kill David. Yes, again. He does more spear-throwing but of course it fails. Saul's daughter …

Husband and Wife talk about the numbers regarding mass shootings in the US, rant about the lack of gun safety laws, and encourage listeners to get out and March for Our Lives, in this bonus discussion for Patreon …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 18: Jonathan's Covenant with David / Saul Becomes Jealous of David. Today we learn that Wife is only worth …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 17: David Kills Goliath / Israel Routs the Philistines. Some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey bs is happening …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Anointed King / David Plays the Harp for Saul. Samuel thinks David is super gorgeous and God is …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about the Tribe of Judah, as well as who tf Nahash was and why he was all obsessed with carving out people's eyes. …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 15: Saul's Disobedience and Rejection. Remember that time Saul was fired? But then he just kept being king …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 14: Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke (cont). Even tho Saul was fired, he still acts all kingy and …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 13: War with the Philistines / Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke. Bad luck! The Israelites army …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 12: Samuel's Address to the People. Sammy gets all uppity and lectures the people on how awesome he is. Oops -- he meant to say how awesome GOD is. Sure you did, Sam. Okay.

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 11: Saul Defeats the Ammonites. This bad dude Nahash kept trying to steal everyone's right eye, but our guys …

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Husband and Wife answer questions about tumors and a little goddess called Ashtoreth. We talk about bleeding buttholes and diseased mice and illicit …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 10: Saul Chosen King (cont.). Samuel has each tribe draw lots for absolutely no reason since Saul was already …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 9: Saul Chosen King. This guy from the rapey tribe of Benjamin, walking around all over the place looking for …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 8: Israel Asks for a King. Turns out that Samuel with the good hair is a bad dad who neglected to teach his sons how to properly run a grift, so the peeps in town want a new boss. …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren't you really just hangry?). At Samuel's urging, the …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana …

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Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife …

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as …

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Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for …

Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They …

Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = …

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even …

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got …

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of …

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there.

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Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 20: The War against the Benjamites. An entire town decides to stand behind their rapey rapers, and as a result, …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 19: The Levite and His Concubine. *Trigger Warning* This section involves a horrific scene of gang rape. …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 18: Micah and the Danites. We visit the House of Mouse and steal Micah's idols so we can worship Micah's face …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 17: Micah's Images and His Priest. This kid steals silver out his mama's purse, but since he's honest about it …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 16: Samson at Gaza / Samson and Delilah / The Death of Samson. This is the story of a stupid guy who has magic hair and a penchant for bimbos who do him dirty. It's also yet another …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about justice, jackals, and jawbones. Husband gets riled up about apologists and, well, can you really blame him?

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Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 15: Samson and the Woman of Timnath (cont.) / Samson Defeats the Philistines at Lehi. This guy lights foxes on fire and messes around with the jawbone of a donkey after hiding in a …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 14: Samson and the Woman of Timnath. This guy wants to bang a hot chick so he makes up this stupid story about killing a lion which he then turns into a stupid riddle. Then he calls …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 13: The Birth of Samson. Manoah's wife can't conceive, but then suddenly she can because magic, and I'm …

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Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 12: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.) / Ibzan, Elon, and Abdon Judge Israel. East Side Gang gets a bum rap, as do people with a speech impediment. Also, men from …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 11: Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites (cont.). A new god enters the chat, and human sacrifice occurs like it ain't no thang. Even worse, the sacrifice in question dies a …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about  avatars, dreams, dog food, town rivalries, blood money, and more, while their cat gets into the tortilla chips.

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Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 10: Tola and Jair Judge Israel / Jephthah Delivers Israel from the Ammonites. The Israelites were so heckin …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 9: The Reign of Abimelech. Gideon's bastard is evil and dastardly, but he is eventually murdered most …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 8: Gideon Captures the Kings of Midian. Gideon is supposed to be God's guy, but when people decline to feed him and his army, he literally KILLS them. Which in retrospect, actually …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 7: Gideon Men Defeat the Midianites. Wife sounds like garbage in this episode as she is suffering from a horrible stomach bug, but somehow we powered thru. Once again God proves to …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 6: The Call of Gideon. We are introduced to the Spirit of the Lord who seems to be a different entity from the Angel of the Lord who is definitely NOT the Lord himself except kinds …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about where tf the Book of Judges picks up, and we learn that (shockingly) the Israelites wanted personal wealth and physical pleasure, even at the cost of sacrificing children. We also …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 5: The Song of Deborah and Barak. And by "song" we do mean "there will be singing" so hold on to your butts. We …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 4: Deborah and Barak Defeat Sisera. Jael is my patronus and I need to know everything about her because she is a legit badass. Anyway, the Israelites are back on top again I guess. …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 3: The Nations Left to Test Israel / Othniel Delivers Israel from Cushan-rishathaim / Ehud Delivers Israel from Moab/ Shamgar Delivers Israel from the Philistines. The Israelites …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 2: The Angel of the Lord at Bokim / The Death of Joshua / Israel's Apostasy and the Ministry of the Judges. God is super fickle and he fluctuates between anger and sympathy for the …

Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 1: Judah and Simeon Capture Adoni-bezek / Judah Conquers Jerusalem and Hebron / Othniel Conquers Debir and Receives Achsah / The Extent of the Conquests of Judah and Benjamin / …

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Husband and Wife review the Book of Joshua as the first of the Deuteronomistic History. We talk about Joshua the character and learn that he is pretty skeptical of the future of the Israelites. We kick a quiz's ass in …

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Levites couch-surfing; why Phinehas was the right guy to question East Side Gang; and how the Canaanites are still here today.

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 24: Joshua's Farewell Address / The Death of Joshua / Joseph's Bones Buried at Schechem / The Death of Eleazar. This is the final chapter of Joshua! One foot out the door he was …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 23: Joshua's Charge to the People. Uh-oh, looks like J-Dawg gettin' old and 'bout to die. But on his way out …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 22: The Altar by the Jordan. There's a moment of confusion when we are stunned to realize that the West Side Gang are about to war on the East Side Gang, all because of a memorial …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 21: The Cities of the Levites / Israel Possesses the Land. There's a lot of mathing in this one. Also, there's …

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Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Israelites failed to drive out all the Canaanites; why Joshua was the last to receive an allotment of land; and the position of the cities of refuge. Wife concedes a point …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 20: The Cities of Refuge Appointed. If you accidentally kill someone it's totally cool because now you're a …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 19: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes (cont). Benjamin got his own chapter but all the other tribes got stuffed into one. And it turns out that Dan isn't as chill as we …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 18: The Territory Allotted to the Other Tribes. This chapter is so stinkin' mappy, and it's mostly just Benjamin's land. On the bright side, it's anti-gerrymandering, which is kinda …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 17: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh (cont). We rant a bit about how {*yells into mic*} WE ARE NOT SCHOLARS OR ACADEMICS before going on to learn that the Canaanites …

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 16: The Territory Allotted to Ephraim and Manasseh. More Canaanites get to survive (as slaves) so yay! I tried really hard to think of something else to say, but this chapter was …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about Arba and Bohan. We talk about giants, angels, stones, altars, and illegitimate children. Then we geek out over …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 15: The Territory Allotted to Judah / Caleb Conquers Hebron and Debir / The Cities of Judah. There were so many locations name-dropped in this chapter that we got a little loopy. …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 14: Canaan Divided by Lot / Hebron Given to Caleb. So you know how just then it says the land was divided by "lot"? It's a lie. Some of that shit was predetermined by Moses and …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 13: The Land Yet to Be Possessed / The Inheritances Given by Moses. If the last chapter was a Congress of Kings, this chapter is a Menagerie of Maps, or an Aggregation of Atlases, …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 12: The Kings Defeated by Moses / The Kings Defeated by Joshua. This is a super short chapter that is literally …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 11: The Defeat of Jabin's Alliance / Joshua Takes the Whole Land. We decide to start referring to the "Basket …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about that weirdo with a sword who shows up right before Joshua kicks some Canaan ass, as well as questions about why Canaan ass even needs kicking in the first place.

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 10: The Defeat of the Amorites. These guys were giants tho, weren't they? No mention of that now, so we really aren't sure. But wow, God stops the sun, which is completely …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 9: The Deceit of the Gibeonites. We learn that it's good to lie, because "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" is more than just a silly song when your life is in the line.

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 8: The Capture and Destruction of Ai / The Law Recorded at Mount Ebal. Wife does a math badly, but to be fair, …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 7: The Sin of Achan. We learn (again) that God is a greedy, vindictive, murdery, jerk-face. And also that Joshua has perpetuated Moses' grift beyond all reckoning. These people are …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 6: The Fall of Jericho. There really wasn't even a battle because God just made the walls fall down himself, so I'm not sure what all the fuss over this town was about. But hey they …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about Joshua and his daddy Nun. They get compared to Moses and Jesus, and we learn belatedly that Joshua was with Moses all over Mount Sinai even tho NO he tf was not.

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 5: The Circumcision and Passover at Gilgal / Joshua and the Man with a Drawn Sword. So after crossing the Jordan, the Israelites randomly decide that NOW is the time to chop off …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua chapter 4: The Twelve Stones Taken from the Jordan. They crossed the river. They picked up rocks. They stacked those rocks so good. And that day Joshua was named Best. Leader. Ever. …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 3: Israel Passes over the Jordan. And, like, that is literally all that happened. Those guys picked up their shit and crossed river. The end. Anticlimactic af.

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Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 2: The Spies Sent to Jericho. The title of this section pissed off Husband before we even started reading, because sending in spies is LITERALLY what got the Israelites in trouble …

Husband and Wife cover Joshua Chapter 1: Preparations for the Conquest of Canaan. We wonder if the Canaanites noticed the Israelite army that's been camped out on their border for what seems like several months. Yeah, …

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Husband and Wife start off their new discussion series with a topic near-and-dear to Wife's heart: Banned Book Week. We talk about why books are challenged, and by whom, and how librarians are the front-line protectors …

Husband and Wife introduce the next section of the Old Testament following the Pentateuch: the Deuteronomistic History, which includes Joshua, …

Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long, so here is Part 2: Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. And thus we have completed our reading of the first five books of the Bible! …

Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long because Wife did too good a job. Here's Part 1: Genesis & Exodus. Join us tomorrow for Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy.

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Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Deuteronomy. We argue over where Moses is buried (mountain or valley) and pass a quiz. We also …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about the Thummim and Urim, which sadly have nothing to do with either thumbs or urine. We get furthering confirmation that those silly Bible goobers believed in magic. You know, because …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 34: The Death of Moses. And with that the baton is passed to Joshua, Deuteronomy is done, the Pentateuch is history, and we are ready to move into... more Bible. But not before …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 33: Moses Blesses the Tribes of Israel. Some blessings are better than others, a few blessings are subpar, and Dan's blessing is missing altogether. The best blessing was …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 32: The Song of Moses / Moses Permitted to See the Land of Canaan. It's our musical debut! Every good show …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 31: Joshua Commissioned as Moses' Successor / The Law to Be Placed in the Ark / The Song of Moses. God reveals that like two seconds after Moses dies, the dumbos will start …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 30: The Conditions for Restoration and Blessing. God commands us to love him, which seems like a flawed plan. But if you disobey, you'll have to eat a baby sandwich on suffer …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about why a woman would pull off her brother-in-law's sandal. We also question whether spit = semen. Pretty sure it …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 29: The Lord's Covenant with Israel in Moab. It's just more of the same "I'll boil you alive" threats if the people disobey. Wife channels her inner Mickey Mouse, and does a …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 28: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience. Holy moly, this god is on a serious …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 27: The Law to Be Recorded on Mount Ebal / The Curses at Mount Ebal. After making a zen garden by …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 26: The Firstfruits and the Tithe. We learn that Israelites shopped at Michaels because OMG they had tons …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 25: Laws of Human Relations (still cont.) / The Command to Blot Out Amalek. It seems counter-productive to write down the name of a people you actively want to forget, but …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about crushed nuts, missing dicks, and that Hop on Pop scene from way back.

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Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 24: Laws of Human Relations (cont.). The rich are encouraged not to be selfish fucks, and Wife goes off …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 23: Those Excluded from the Congregation / Laws of Sanitation / Laws of Human Relations. This chapter starts right off with penises and the lack thereof; it doesn't get better …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 22: Various Laws (cont.) / Laws Concerning Chastity. This entire chapter is way too concerned with vaginas. Lots of people get stoned but not in the good way. This shit's …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 21: Settlement for an Unknown Murderer's Crime / Various Laws. These folks love stoning people to death -- …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 20: The Laws Concerning War. What's it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Except for trees. But only the fruit …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about Ashera Poles, which Husband cannot pronounce because Ohio. This goddess was actually kind of a Big Deal, …

Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 6: The Great Commandment / Warnings Against Disobedience. Spoiler - the Great Commandment is to obey God …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about Og's bed, which was apparently massive and precious. Then Wife recaps a Jewish fairytale starring the giant crybaby Og and his ride on a mountain-sized unicorn. "Cry Me A River" …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's …

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross.

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Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds.

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Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick.

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / …

Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived …

Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet …

Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End.

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having …

Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey.

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through …

Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder …

Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and …

Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book …

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month …

Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her shit. …

Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do …

Husband and Wife answer questions about breadboxes, tents, farts, and sins.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 23: The Appointed Feasts; and chapter 24: The Tending of the Lamp / The Showbread / The Punishment for …

Husband and Wife answer questions about clans, divorce, and serial killers.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 21: The Holiness of the Priests; and Leviticus chapter 22: The Holiness of the Offerings. This all still …

Husband and Wife answer questions about grapes, hair, and tattoos.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 19: Laws of Holiness and Justice; and chapter 20: The Penalties for Acts of Immorality. We learn there are …

Husband and Wife answer questions about goat idols, harlots, and Molech.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 17: One Place of Sacrifice / The Eating of Blood Forbidden; and chapter 18: Acts of Immortality Forbidden. This is a good time to scream HAPPY PRIDE MONTH because wow some of …

Husband and Wife answer questions about male discharge and Azazel.

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 15: Unclean Discharges from the Body; and chapter 16: The Day of Atonement. Wife teaches Husband about the no-fap movement. We both wonder wtf is going on "down there" and why it …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapters 13 and 14: Laws Concerning Leprosy. Leprosy seems to be an umbrella term for anything from zits, to burns and blisters, to mildew. God literally states that he might, on a whim, …

Husband and Wife (somehow, despite the odds, manage to) cover Leviticus chapter 11: Clean and Unclean Animals; and Leviticus chapter 12: The Purification of Women after Childbirth. Wife screws up and causes a do-over of …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 9: Aaron Offers Sacrifices; and chapter 10: The Sin of Nadab and Abihu. Folks get killed for -- get this -- …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 7: The Law of the Offerings (cont.); And chapter 8: The Consecration of Aaron and his sons. We read about breasts, because obviously there are breasts. Wife wants to know how …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 5: Sin Offerings (cont.) / Trespass Offerings; and chapter 6: The Law of the Offerings. Aaron and Moses were straight-up running a racket, and we are surprised to learn that …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 3: Peace Offerings; and chapter 4: Sin Offerings. Husband is possessed by a demon (or maybe he just …

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 1: Burnt Offerings; and chapter 2: Meal Offerings. Pretty sure this is all a grift run by Moses and Aaron. Very short chapters this week so Wife gets distracted by imagining how …

Husband and Wife learn how little they retained of the Book of Exodus, even though it's supposedly the most important book of the Bible. They fail a quiz and fondly recall Aaron's special stick. Then they learn that …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 39: The Making of the Priests' Garments / The Tabernacle Articles Completed; and chapter 40: The Setting Up of the Tabernacle / The Cloud Over the Tabernacle. We are disappointed to …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 37: The Furnishings of the Tabernacle; and chapter 38: The Court of the Tabernacle / The Supervision of the Work / The Metal of the Sanctuary. We discover that "donations" were …

Husband and Wife learn a thing or three about this weird, dateless holiday that originated from early goddesses of dawn and spring. It falls on the …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 35: Regulations for the Sabbath / Israel to Bring an Offering / The Tabernacle Articles / The People Bring the …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 33: The Lord's Presence Promised; and chapter 34: The Second Table of Stone / Israel Warned of the Idolatry of …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 31: The Call of Bezaleel and Aholiab / The Sabbath as a Sign; and chapter 32: The Golden Calf. Aaron leads …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 29: The Consecration of Aaron and His Sons / The Daily Offerings; and chapter 30: The Alter of Incense / The Atonement Money / The Laver / The Anointing Oil and the Incense. Are …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 27: The Alter of Burnt Offering / The Court of the Tabernacle / The Tending of the Lamp; and chapter 28: The Garments for the Priests. Poor Aaron has to carry around like a zillion …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 25: Israel to Bring an Offering / The Arc of the Testimony / The Table for the Showbread / The Golden …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 23: Laws of Human Relations (cont.) / The Three Appointed Feasts / The Lord's Angel Sent to Lead Israel; and chapter 24: Moses and the Elders on Mount Sinai. People get splattered …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 21: The Treatment of Servants / Laws Concerning Acts of Violence / Laws Concerning Responsibility of Owners; …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 19: Israel at Mt. Sinai; and chapter 20: The Ten Commandments / The People's Fear. Moses climbs up and down a …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 17: Water from the Rock / War with Amalek; and chapter 18: Jethro Visits Moses / The Appointment of Judges. Dwayne Johnson provides drinks for people whining about dying of thirst. …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 15: The Song of Moses / The Bitter Water at Marah: and chapter 16: God Gives Manna. We sing very, very badly …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 13: The Consecration of the Firstborn / The Pillar of Cloud and the Pillar of Fire; and chapter 14: Crossing the Red Sea. God keeps making Pharoah have a hard... heart. Then he …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 11: The Death of the Firstborn Foretold; and chapter 12: The Passover / The Death of the Firstborn / The …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 9: The Plague on the Cattle / The Plague of Boils / The Plague of Hail; and chapter 10: The Plague of Locusts / The Plague of Darkness. Moses keeps turning off the plagues before …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 7: The Lord's Charge to Moses and Aaron (cont.) / Aaron's Rod / The Plague of Blood; and chapter 8: The Plague of Frogs / The Plague of lice / The Plague of Flies. So much plague! …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 4: The Call of Moses (cont.) / Moses Returns to Egypt; chapter 5: Moses and Aaron Before Pharaoh; and chapter 6: The Lord's Charge to Moses and Aaron. God gives Moses some magic …

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 1: The Affliction of the Israelites in Egypt; chapter 2: The Birth of Moses / Moses Flees from Egypt; and chapter 3: The Call of Moses. Was that already 400 years of slavery? Kill …

Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Genesis and perform fairly well on a quiz. Then learn that Nimrod was very likely Gilgamesh, and that he was pretty much a douchebag. Husband falls asleep.

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 48: Jacob Blesses Ephraim and Manasseh; chapter 49: Jacob's Prophecy Concerning His Sons / The Death and Burial of Jacob; and chapter 50: The Death of Joseph. Them dudes died, but …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapters 46 and 47: Jacob and His Family in Egypt. There's like this famine and basically they squeeze the people of Egypt for all they're worth and basically it's pretty mf grotesque. We …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 44: The Missing Cup / Judah Pleads for Benjamin; and chapter 45: Joseph Makes Himself Known to His Brethren. …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 42: Joseph's Brethren Come to Egypt for Grain; and chapter 43: Joseph's Brethren Return with Benjamin. Joseph fucks with his brothers a bit and yeah, the schadenfreude is real.

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 40: Joseph Interprets the Prisoners' Dreams; and chapter 41: Joseph Interprets Pharaoh's Dream / Joseph Made …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 38: Judah and Tamar; and chapter 39: Joseph and Potiphar's Wife. Now we know why people think the pull-out …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 36: The Descendants of Esau; and chapter 37: Joseph Sold into Egypt. Some boring begatting followed by a story …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 34: The Defilement of Dinah Avenged; and chapter 35: God Blesses Jacob at Beth-el / The Death of Rachel / The Sons of Jacob / The Death of Isaac. "Someone's in the kitchen with …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 32: Jacob Prepared to Meet Esau / Jacob Wrestles at Peniel; and chapter 33: Jacob and Esau Reconciled. That wrestler came out of nowhere! Don't eat the hip bone! And was Esau …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 30: The Children Born to Jacob (cont.) / The Trickery of Laban and Jacob; and chapter 31: Jacob Flees from …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 28: Jacob Flees from Esau (cont.) / God Appears to Jacob at Beth-el; and chapter 29: Jacob Serves Laban for Rachel and Leah / Jacob Marries Leah and Rachel / The Children Born to …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 26: Isaac at Gerar; and chapter 27: Jacob Obtains Isaac's Blessing / Jacob Flees from Esau. A well is named Care-a-Lot. We conclude that all the men are rapey, lying, thieves, and …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 24: A Wife Obtained for Isaac; and chapter 25: Abraham's Descendants through Keturah / The Death and Burial of Abraham / The Descendants of Ishmael / The Birth of Esau and Jacob / …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 22: Abraham Commanded to Offer Isaac; and chapter 23: Abraham Buys a Burial Ground for Sarah. We question whether God has ever read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 16: Hagar and Ishmael; and chapter 17: Circumcision the Sign of the Covenant. We question whether God has a dick, whether or not it's circumcised, and who performed such action. …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 14: Abram rescues Lot / Melchizedek Blesses Abram; and Genesis chapter 15: A Son Promised to Abram. He cut the animals in HALF!? Grody! And God's still a big dick. A children's …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross.

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 10: The Descendants of the Sons of Noah; and chapter 11: The Tower of Babel / The Descendants Shem / The Descendants of Terah. Names are hard. Places don't matter, amirite? Nimrod …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 8: Noah's Ark; and chapter 9: God's Covenant with Noah / Noah's Drunkenness. We question the amount of sacrifices and cursing that happen. Turns out, Noah is as big a dick as God.

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 4: Cain and Abel; chapter 5: The Descendants of Adam; chapter 6: The Wickedness of Mankind / Noah Makes the Ark; and chapter 7: The Flood. Lots of sex, murder, and mayhem ensue. We …

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 1: The Creation; chapter 2: Man in the Garden of Eden; and chapter 3: Man's Disobedience. Things that are …

Husband and wife decide they're going to read the Bible. Join us as we start in Genesis and blasphemously trudge through the Bible every week.

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