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Rocket to Anywhere

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Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.

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#74: Shady Oaks Bingo Parlor

May 25th, 2021


Today, we discover a drug ring.

(Recorded live at your local Tesla Supercharger.)

#73: Bean juice make me go fast.

October 2nd, 2020


Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere.

(Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)

#72: The Right Taco (feat. the cousins)

August 31st, 2020


The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)

#71: Mini 4-Year-Old Speech

July 16th, 2020


Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.

#70: ¡thAt iS nOt coRreCT!

May 31st, 2020


Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.

#69: Your bushes aren’t luscious. (Quarantine Edition)

April 4th, 2020


Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory.

The Pidgin Bible

#68: Choo Choo Love

March 15th, 2020


Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane.


Stuff we mentioned:

Old Man Steve - Tiktok


Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest

#67: School Kids Are Polluting the Park

September 30th, 2019


How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a …

#66: When a VSCO Girl Coughs.

August 31st, 2019


JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans.


Show Notes:

#65: One Short Day in the Violet City (Musicals w/ James & Amber)

July 30th, 2019


James and Amber return to talk about musicals! They go over their top four favorites, shows they worked on, and of course, FIASCOS!


Show Notes:

#64: It’s everyday bro! (Creator Life feat. Thomas Parsons)

June 29th, 2019



The summer of special guests begins with YouTuber Thomas Parsons! We talk about the world of small content creation, help Sofia find out what a boy band is, and get extremely confused about sports.

Show Notes:

Waffle …

#63: An Emotional Leash (Walk with us.)

May 28th, 2019


Summer is here! So before it gets too hot to go outside, Corban and Sofia decided to take their elderly dog Bailey out for one last walk around the …

#62: CUT TO BLACK (Corban’s failed movies and dreams.)

April 30th, 2019


They’re back! Today, Corban and Sofia read you some of their failed movie scripts and tell you some of their weirdest dreams. Have you ever dreamed that you found another room in your house? Then this episode is for you!

#61: Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers (Saddest Movies & Music Ever)

March 30th, 2019


Today, Corban and Sofia talk about the saddest movies and music they’ve ever watched and heard. Hint: they all Involve dogs. They also play some …

#60: My Thinker Had a Thought (Just Add Magic Season 4!)

February 9th, 2019


Just Add Magic season 4 is finally here! Corban and Sofia spend over an hour discussing the final season of what could be one of the best TV shows of …

#59: PERSPECTIVE (A Series of Unfortunate Events S3 feat. James Stephenson)

January 19th, 2019


Today, Corban is joined by his friend James to discuss (but mostly gripe) about season three of Netflix's adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. They also take some time to complain about French and tell some …

#58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear)

December 24th, 2018


It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! Corban and Sofia return to talk about another completely obscure, early 2000s kid’s show: “Boz: The Green Bear Next Door”! They spend this hour telling life stories they have associated with …

#57: Cheapness is Our Thing (Excuses Schmexcuses)

November 3rd, 2018


After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it.


Show Notes:

PBS KIDS Announces New Series …

TNMI 5: Board Games, "Porcupine Necktie" and Jokes

September 15th, 2018


In this outtakes episode: Corban brings you a conversation about board games with Chip Amber, some leftover jokes with Sofia, and a dramatized reading of the short story “Porcupine Necktie” by Jerry Spinelli.


Show …

#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)

September 1st, 2018


Our summer of special guests concludes with Chip Amber! We discuss plausible conspiracy theories, tell jokes, and make one too many references to Doctor Who.


Show Notes:

Dallas Museum of Natural History - Fair Park

#55: It’s Thinky-Thinky (Early 2000’s Kid’s TV feat. Karma Germany)

August 18th, 2018


Today, “Chip” Karma joins Corban and Sofia to talk about their favorite early 2000’s kid’s TV shows! They also introduce a new segment, “Colloquial …

#54: Not Odd Enough (feat. Ethan Gonzalez)

August 4th, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia are joined by their cousin Ethan! There’s no occluding them as they talk about smuggling food into movie theaters, butting into stranger’s conversations, white sand and so much more!


Show Notes:

Be back soon!

July 21st, 2018


Corban and Sofia were on-set this week but will be back on August 4th with a new episode.

#53: Jose Kanusee (Awkward Moments)

July 7th, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia go back to their “ROOOOOTS” as they talk about awkward moments and bring back the “Public Service Announcement”.


Show Notes:

#52: The Proverbial Freezer (Lost in Oz Season 1B)

The Incredibles …

#52: The Proverbial Freezer (Lost in Oz Season 1B)

June 23rd, 2018


After almost a year of waiting, season 1B of the Amazon Original “Lost in Oz” is here! In this episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia talk …

#51: Tom Uh Toes (Childhood Memories)

June 9th, 2018


After a month break, Corban and Sofia are back(!) to talk about things that got engraved into their minds during childhood and tips for staying cool …

We're taking a break.

May 12th, 2018


We're taking a break for the next month or so. See you in the Summer!

#50: This Is Awkward (Books That Have or Need Movies)

April 28th, 2018


In the 50th(!) episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia discuss books that have great movie/TV show adaptations, books that need adaptations and, movies that need to become books.


Show Notes:

10 Letters We …

#49: The Feet of a 23-year-old (Amazon Studios' “The Dangerous Book for Boys”)

April 14th, 2018


In this episode, Corban and Sofia discuss the new Amazon Original “The Dangerous Book for Boys”. But before that, Corban talks about the backs of cereal boxes and Sofia's mispronunciation of “Lin-Manuel Miranda”.


Show …

TNMI 4: Doctor Who, Rickrolling, and Getting Recognized

March 31st, 2018


In the fourth edition of These Never Made It, Corban plays you five new outtakes (somewhat) fresh off the cutting room floor. They include …

#48: Foil Paper, So Beautiful (Disney's A Wrinkle in Time)

March 17th, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia discuss and review the 2018 remake of “A Wrinkle in Time” from the perspective of those who have never read the book but seen …

#47: Cottage Cheese and Rice

March 3rd, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia discuss their top 5 favorite old-timey TV shows. Also, Corban finds a word that perfectly describes Sofia—who tells us a …

#46: Hellen Keller Wasn't a Fairy Tale (Amazon Studios' Wonderstruck)

February 17th, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia’s enthusiasm for sign language gets reinvigorated thanks to the Amazon Studios film “Wonderstruck”. (Today’s topic.) They …

#45: I Cain’t Do That (Amazon Studios' Just Add Magic)

February 3rd, 2018


Today, Corban and Sofia play a TV pitch edition of “two truths and a lie” then discuss part two of season two of the Amazon Original “Just Add Magic”.


Show Notes:

Amazon’s Big Content Shift Includes More Kids’ Shows …

#44: Bathtub Thoughts (PBS Kids' “Odd Squad: The World Turned Odd”)

January 20th, 2018


Today, Corban tells you about a newly invented word to describe “water wrinkles”, Sofia supplies you with some jokes, and they both discuss the new PBS Kids programs “Pinkalicious and Peterific” and “Odd Squad: The …

A Quick Update from Corban

January 6th, 2018


Rocket to Anywhere will be back on January 20th with episode #44.

#43: Christmas Special - "The Opposite of Work Is Me"

December 21st, 2017


In this year's Christmas Special: Corban speaks out for the enslaved Elves, Sofia gives you advice for attending Christmas parties and, they both play a game with alternate movie titles. Listen to this and more while …

#42: The Hype Train Left

December 9th, 2017


Today Corban and Sofia complain aboUt accents, give you advice for acting, and tell some groan-worthy jokes.


Show Notes:

The Aux Cable

Jonah’s Druthers | Little Big Stuff


Recommendations of the Week:

Corban: Watch …

#41: Thanksgiving Special - “Anyone Can Start an Awkward Conversation”

November 18th, 2017


In this special episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia answer some of Thanksgiving’s biggest questions including: “How do I get out of …

#40: Go Exploring, Not Touring

November 11th, 2017


The holidays are upon us! Today, Corban and Sofia give you their favorite tips for traveling, learn a cool fact about accents in the UK, tell plenty …

#39: No Emotion Necessary

October 28th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia bring you another copacetic episode of Rocket to Anywhere in which they: talk about their experiences with fire, play a game …

#38: If You Were My Friend

October 14th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia talk about a farrago of things including, Japanese traffic lights and things to do with pumpkins. Also, Corban apologizes for …

#37: Just Get in the Coffin

September 30th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia compare "normal" people and YouTubers before talking about times they've been tricked. They also find out what the word "petrichor" means, just in time for autumn.

Show notes are available at

#36: That's Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots)

September 16th, 2017


This week, Corban and Sofia switch it up a little by taking a look at three pilots for Amazon Original kids' programs: A Kid Called Mayonnaise, Skyward, and Will vs. The Future.

Show notes are available at

#35: The Sun Is on Fire

September 2nd, 2017


This week, Corban can't decide what to talk about so he brings two mini topics: why he and Sofia hate clothes shopping and why Dire Straits' "Walk of Life" is the best song to end any movie. (Or podcast...)

Show notes …

#34: A Donut Wouldn’t Have Done This to Me

August 19th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia tell their most embarrassing moments, figure out creative uses for ramen noodles, and try to figure out what their opinion is on certain types of music. They also make one too many references to …

#33: Tomorrow Never Comes

August 5th, 2017


In this episode, Corban and Sofia tell you how not to be bored this summer, learn a cool fact about Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham", and tell a …

TNMI 3: The 3 Little Pigs, Pet Owner's Names, and Pizza

July 22nd, 2017


It’s outtakes time again! In the third episode of “These Never Made It”, Corban and Sofia tell two stories about pizza, try to figure out what their pets named them, tell the TRUE version of the 3 little pigs story, and …

#32: Floor for Three, Please

July 8th, 2017


Cow Appreciation day is ahead of us! Today, Corban and Sofia bring tips for your cow costume after playing a choose your own adventure game and telling a couple of jokes. They also find out what the word is for when it …

#31: I Thought I Was Going to Die...

June 24th, 2017


In this episode, Corban and Sofia give you some tips for attending Fourth of July cookouts and watching fireworks while talking a little bunkum. They …

#30: Another State With Mosquitos

June 10th, 2017


It's summer time! Today, Corban and Sofia give you some ways to beat the heat, a few games to play next time you're at the pool, and debate over …

#29: It Can Do Memes

May 27th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia learn about a new sport called "hobby horsing", find out what safety poles are supposed to be called, wonder how many miles …

#28: Cherish Your Junk

May 13th, 2017


Today, Corban and Sofia fanfaronade about their trip and tell you a few jokes. Also, Corban tells you about the upcoming PBS Family Night movies and Sofia finds out that magnets DO work under water.

Show notes are …

TNMI 2: 90's Kids, Free Frostys, and Word Girl Auditions

April 29th, 2017


It's time for some more outtakes! In the second episode of "These Never Made It", Corban and Sofia tell a story about 90's kids, talk about getting free Frostys for a year at Wendy's, audition for the Word Girl reboot …

#27: The Easter Chicken

April 15th, 2017


It's Easter! Today, Corban and Sofia discuss the Easter bunny, things they always wanted when they were younger but now don't, learn what a furphy is and more!

Show notes are available at

#26: Mind Twisting

April 1st, 2017


This April Fools, Corban and Sofia talk about pranks they've done and maybe some you can do too! They also tell plenty of jokes and learn what the …

These Never Made It (Outtakes)

March 18th, 2017


Today, Sofia's on vacation so Corban goes solo and plays you some outtakes from recent episodes of Rocket to Anywhere.

Links to the …

#25: That's All the Fine Print

March 4th, 2017


Sofia has a mind reading trick for you as Corban finds out if police cars have horns. They both talk about weird things they know how to do and find …

#24: YES, I Broke a Window

February 18th, 2017


Today on Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia talk about things they've broken, getting lost in grocery stores, learn what being a truepenny means and more.

Show notes are available at

#23: To You, From Me

February 4th, 2017


This week, Corban and Sofia give you tips for going to Valentine's Day parties, their third Why Why Oh Why and tell plenty of jokes. Also, Corban gives you a serious Public Service Announcement and tells you about Fall …

#22: A Member of Remembering

January 21st, 2017


This week, Corban and Sofia give you some things to do on a three-day weekend, New Years Resolution ideas and when to start them if you haven't …

#21: A Lovely Piece of Humor

January 7th, 2017


This week, holiday sleepiness is upon Corban and Sofia as they discuss moving from writing 6 to writing 7, the best way to put Christmas lights away, …

#20: Christmas Special - "Santa-mental"

December 21st, 2016


On this very special Christmas episode of Rocket to Anywhere, we'll give you some homemade gift ideas, things you can do with snow and Corban will tell you some of Sofia's typical shopping stories. We'll also give you …

#19: These Puns Aren't Great

December 3rd, 2016


This week, Corban lost is voice so Sofia hosts the show and tells us some jokes, riddles, a story, and discusses how we act when we text.


Show notes and links are at

#18: Thanksgiving Special - "Welcome to the World of Potatoes"

November 19th, 2016


In this Thanksgiving special we give you things to talk about around the dinner table, TV shows and movies to watch and really just discus food. All this, tons of jokes and more in this hour long episode!


Show notes …

#17: The Shortest Time Is No Time

November 12th, 2016


This week, story time with Sofia returns! Also, we finally find out where sewage goes, learn about the only time when procrastination is acceptable and discuss if it's right to tell people things in public. If you …

#16: Class Clown, City Clown

October 29th, 2016


This week, Corban and Sofia discuss Halloween, tell some million dollar ideas, explain why we have war, why birds sing in the morning, and why …

#15: Mind and Heart Shocking

October 15th, 2016


This week, we wibble a lot and get political, we also try to discuss friends, tell some nerdy jokes, play a game, and do all of this before Corban …

#14: Too Deep For Me

October 1st, 2016


This week, mainly Corban (because Sofia was on Instagram the whole time) talks about those Tyler’s t-shirts you see everywhere, incorrect facts he …

#13: That's Life Right There

September 17th, 2016


This week, Corban and Sofia discuss why they say sorry so much, (sorry) explain why Harold and the Purple Crayon is a horror film, add a new segment, …

#12: I'm Having A Heart Attack So Be Quiet

September 3rd, 2016


This week, Corban and Sofia discuss whether or not people should stick around for the credits in movies, why kids these days like Snapchat so much, …

#11: Get It & Regret It

August 20th, 2016


This week Corban and Sofia discuss their favorite old time TV shows, figure out ways to stay awake, give a lot of follow up from episodes 9 and 10 …

#10: The Picture Book Was Terrible

August 6th, 2016


This week, Corban and Sofia discuss the ever popular topic Pokémon GO, give a few groan-able jokes, talk about why parents dislike Caillou and figure …

#9: A Joke in a Joke

July 30th, 2016


This week, we learn how to fight with bears, discuss what's wrong with kids TV shows and lead in to our discussion on the transition from Mr. Rogers's neighborhood to Danial Tiger's neighborhood. (Also Tweedledee and …

#8: Death, Death, Trump & Sports

July 9th, 2016


This week, we discuss fashion trends, the recent Tesla car crash and why Corban hates the news. (Specifically CNN) ~ SHOW NOTES & LINKS Quartz /r/dadjokes | Reddit The Incomparable Game Show | The Incomparable

#7: This is Vital Information

June 25th, 2016


This week, we discuss Dora the Explorer, a quick reference to a universal basic income. Not much else. ~ SHOW NOTES:

Kazan | Wikipedia     Sanford and Son Episode | YouTube     ~ MUSIC BY:

#6: There's a Leak Somewhere in His Brain

May 21st, 2016


This week, we are very sleepy and Sofia is expired. We discuss life before the internet, Corban’s missing trophies, and a slight mention of cottage cheese and rice. ~ Brought to You By: Corban Tech (Comment “Here from …

#1: It Took Me a Squeegee Medallion to Mop the Floor

March 5th, 2016


In the first episode of Rocket to Anywhere: Corban explains why sports kill you, Sofia incriminates herself, and they both discuss the Girl/Boy Scouts.

Show notes are available at


#0: Trailer

February 21st, 2016


A podcast where brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia learn new things about the world, play games, tell stories, jokes, riddles, and bring a new topic every episode.

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