Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)

In their final hours together, Megan and Wendi huddle around one mic and reminisce about the past week in St. Louis, then spew out a brilliant carb-based motion picture franchise. PLUS, sexy ways to avoid animal …

Megan and Wendi are finally together, yelling into one microphone at an Airbnb in St. Louis and too distracted by tuna burritos & scratch-offs to write a clever episode description. 

Consummate professionals, the girls record while Megan comes out of her sleepy time Robotrip and Wendi gets high on Sudafed and kitty liter. They go deep into the dumb and hatch a brilliant lottery scheme, write a …

Your moms are back together for a real tear and dick jerker. Megan dabbles in dildos to deal with a family tragedy while Wendi offers support by pretending to know about sports.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Megan and Wendi were unable to record a fresh ep this week, but fear not! These two psychos have audio of their phone calls from over 3 years ago, so they are going against the grain and …

In classic summertime fashion, the girls are joggin' in jeans, cuttin' out carbs and droppin’ those G’s as Megan prepares to fill in for a missing Groomsman and Wendi attempts to shrink her imaginary tumor. PLUS …

Preciation

The girls really ‘ppreciate their femininity this week when they talk skincare, summer wear, giant tits and Limp Bizkit. PLUS, Megan gets a surprise drop in from her Father in law while Wendi shares her …

Megan publicly pisses her pants in the name of feminism and recalls her roughed up romance with a male bimbo. Then, Wendi sprinkles a trail of clues that suggest she might be dating someone who is hiding a super secret …

It finally happened: their new producer (them) lost the some audio from a morning recording session, so the girls reconvene to record a second episode after equally exhausting days of baking and banging. Fueled by …

Your moms are back together! Megan absolutely crushes her first Farmer's Market and Wendi succumbs to societal pressure by altering the appearance of …

Due to scheduling conflicts, Megan and Wendi were unable to record together in time to release a full episode today so they called on their son (and …

In the first ever self-produced episode (we can’t believe it either), Megan and Wendi take a hard Pro-caine stance, discuss the cons and cons of traveling with a partner, then spit some sexy slang to spice up your next …

Megan and Wendi dig into the touchy subject of massage parlor etiquette, spiral out over the latest carb-less pasta trend PLUS a serious discussion about how to endure an overly chatty threesome.

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Settling into her new city, Megan attends a local church-sanctioned fish fry and Wendi struggles with her irresponsible breakfast choices. PLUS, they uncover the origin of a McDonald’s staple and put a funky, chunky new …

Persevering through illness brought on by short-term homelessness, Megan shows off her latest Spuds MacKenzie paraphernalia and Wendi overloads on candy to maintain her new acro-yoga physique. PLUS, they design a …

Delirious from her 3 week road trip, Megan is fired up to start scheduling sex and meat pie manufacturing. Meanwhile, Wendi gets called out for …

More than halfway through her homeward bound journey to St. Louis, Megan recounts her story of surviving snowshoes, chili salad and a chick named Gina. After venting about Instagram’s body shaming techniques, Wendi …

Buckle up for this week’s true crime road trip! Megan is traveling through meth country on the hunt for Bigfoot and Wendi uncovers a terrifying secret about a former fuckbud. Will they survive their irresponsible life …

Officially homeless, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) survives off a steady diet of dried goods and Wendi (@wendibird82) hatches a scheme to masquerade as her own manager. PLUS, they squirt out another epic love story and …

The girls are back and busting at the seams with anxiety and egg whites as they each move frighteningly away from creature comforts and closer to their goals. Wendi gums tuna juice while Megan begs people to stop giving …

Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is …

In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with …

Things heat up in the Jammerz compound when Wendi (@wendibird82) reveals her true self by dressing like a vampire killing whore, Stephen (@thepenta) participates in planning his own lakeside demise, and Megan …

The Jammerz prove that time is an illusion in the SECOND New Year’s jamsesh of 2019! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) recovers from the stomach flu and staying in a haunted hotel room, Stephen (@thepenta) spills the details …

It’s a New Year and the Jammerz are back with fresh, new, questionable advice on everything from drunk driving to dealing with anxiety and depression! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out …

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) weighs the pros and cons of suing a former employer after getting fired for the very first time, Wendi (@wendibird82) …

This week, the Jammerz cuddle up with comedian Camille Theobald and slide deep inside the polyamorous lifestyle. Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) …

After a morning of walks and bread-making, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are fired up and throwing out tips on everything from dental health to the best tea pairing for attempted suicide! THEN, …

Join the Jammerz as they kick off the holiday season with a double relapse!!

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) destroys her newly delicately throat with …

Safely back in sunny Los Angeles, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is recovering from the dentist and tragically deprived of her favorite mouth-based activities, Wendi (@wendibird82) uses loogies as lube, and Stephen …

Thanks to the inherent creepiness of men, the Jammerz holiday spookiness continues! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets harassed by an aggressive old …

This week’s extra special in-studio (apartment) guest is Megan Rice! With their powers combined, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) spit out tips to save money, boost your immune system AND douse …

It’s a real circle jerk of a jamsesh as the Jammerz discuss everything from Costco bras to Yogi Bear themed dildos. PLUS, Megan (@handomepartybutt) reviews her brand squirting’ new Womanizer, Stephen takes the pussy …

Pull down your pants and pull out your vibrators because the Jammerz are cumming for you hard this week. The trio is joined by Remy Kassimir …

This week, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out wardrobe plans for their NYC adventures, call out Stephen (@thepenta) for hiding his secret kids, and spread tips for safe OTC sinus medication …

This week, the Jammerz welcome burgeoning chef and general badass Ashanti Shurat (@naturallyashanti)!! She serves up hot tips on how to budget for your goals, avoid kitchen rape, AND train yourself to sit the fuck down …

Fresh off their highly anticipated Knott’s Berry Farm adventure, the ladies are bursting at the seams with excitement, ideas and everything boysenberry! Things get spooky when Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bears witness to …

This week, the Jammerz enlist YOU to help them phone in the episode when they interpret your dreams! Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets off using a psychically powered vibrator, Wendi has makeup sex with her smooth …

While waiting to be rushed off to urgent care, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) tends to a freshly broken toe, Stephen’s (@thepenta) shoulder pops out of …

Burnt out from planning their theme park adventures and future careers as the new Elvira, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) take a break to have an informative chat with comedian, writer and science …

Get out your celebratory sparkles and wigs because the Jammerz are gonna be together NYC for Halloween!! In between piecing together their genius costume idea, the gang answers your questions about dating, finding your …

After an action-packed week, the Jammerz reconvene to share their stories of survival through the true life horrors of haunted thrift stores, lying children and government sanctioned family rape! Megan …

Now that the Jammerz know how to work it in front of the camera, they enlist the help of comic and fashion icon Nick Youssef (@Nickyoussef) in an effort to update their personal styles. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) …

In what is def the most litty Jamsesh to date, the Jammerz celebrate selfish help success stories, declare legal war on the Kardashians, then hit you …

In an effort to beautify their social media feeds (and general existence), the Jammerz enlist the help of hilarious comic and real-life model, Walker Hays (@trophycomic) to teach them how to not look like monsters in …

In this post-Jammerzque jamsesh, the gang covers everything from the ‘que gossip to snugglebutt naps AND the hottest new celebrity death trends.

Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives us the scoop on her award-winning …

Well, it finally happened. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are together in sunny Los Angeles, exhausted from an early morning hike and responding to the very first Jamalam that talks shit directly to …

Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) …

Sunrise hikes and no booze have Grandma-fied Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) so hard that they are starting a Jammerz book club and kicking it off with 90’s classic “Horrible Harry and The Green …

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low …

Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese …

Suicide is trending and the Jammerz are here to keep you alive, even if it’s just to enjoy another day of summer weather. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) entice you to extend your existence with the …

Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this …

It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, …

Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows …

It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have …

Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a …

This week, the Jammerz are really stretching for a challenge when they bring in athlete and comedian Jeff Sewing (@jeffandpat) to train them in field of SPORTS! Wendi (@wendibird82) has flashbacks to carbs binges and …

Fresh off what might be the biggest loophole of a challenge to date, the trio gets horrifyingly specific about the ways in which they appreciated and …

After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a …

In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was …

After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan …

The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that …

The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to …

Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right …

After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his …

?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted …

After 2 weeks of back-to-back manic jamseshes, the Jammerz are back in full swing with an ACTUAL challenge. Loosen your mouth muscles and get ready …

Why do people like drugs so much? How do cats always know exactly where to aim their assholes for maximum annoyance? Are all of our personality …

Now that the Jammerz have a handle on living within their means, they are ready to invest and get rich!!! But how does one fail upwards to become a bazillionaire? These three idiots have no idea, so have called their …

After straight up crushing their last challenge of playing a game (eye roll emoji times a thousand), the Jammerz attempt to save a little cash to …

The Jammerz spent a week board gaming like a bunch of nerds and Stephen (@thepenta) is especially cocky because it’s one of the first challenges he …

In an effort to become gamers, the Jammerz are starting with the basics: board games baby!! This week, the trio is joined by comedian, podcaster extraordinaire and 'Grade A' nerd, DAVID PICCOLOMINI!! David …

After barely surviving the holidays and Bomb Cyclone, the Jammerz are back baby! They’re violently hungover and rocking adult diapers but god dammit …

New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah …

The Jammerz got super busy (drunk) this holiday season and had to record a non-ep while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) was stuck in travel hell. It’s 11 …

What exactly is Jammerz? Like, what is the show’s ‘mission statement’? Is any of this shit actually helpful or is every episode just ANOTHER excuse …

Now that the Jammerz are forming a gang, they need badass haircuts to go with their new, tough alter egos so they brought in guest TALI, a newbie hairstylist, to teach them how to cut the shit out of their luscious …

After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius …

The Jammerz are back with another LISTENER INSPIRED EPISODE!!! Australian Jammer, Sarah, challenged the trio to selfishly express themselves through …

Happy Jammzgiving!!! The holiday season is upon us and the gang is here to prepare you for the onslaught of forced holiday hangs with last-minute …

Sometimes in life you plan for things to go one way and then they kinda, sorta totally change. Like, say you start a podcast episode thinking it’s …

Pull out your junk and join the Jammerz as they drop-trou and expose themselves to cancer surviving one-ball wonder, sexual health advocate AND Biem …

In the heavily anticipated follow up Jamsesh to the (geriatric) action-packed “I Brought Doughnuts”, the trio breaks down the details of their …

Who's ready to get spooooooooky?! It's Halloween and ya know what that means! Break out that traditional Halloween hummus and turn down the lights because we're ready to scare the shit out of ourselves. For fun! Listen …

This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives …

Are you prepared for a home disaster?? Well neither are these idiots so let’s figure it out together! In the very first REVERSE Jammerz, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks down the week long saga of life without a functioning …

Since becoming captivating social butterflies, the trio spread their wings and ventured out into the world in an effort to shoulder-roll their way to …

In the first EVER listener prompted selfish-help challenge, the trio enlists the help of professional fun person, DESIRA (@arisedesira) to teach them how to make new friends! Desira gives socialization tips about …

Get ready for a deep dive into the psyches of the Jammerz because this week, the trio is joined by close friend and therapist-in-training, Serena. It gets heavy right outta the gate as they all take shots at …

In the surprisingly terrifying follow up to last week’s ‘Robot Butler’, the girls briefly describe their emotionless process of decluttering their …

Get out your notebooks because this episode is JAM-packed with everything you need to know to get your life in order! This week, the trio are joined by Amy Neiman (@amy_neiman), a professional organizer AND the woman …

Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife …

After becoming masters of time management, the Jammerz crew shells out tips on how to trick yourself into becoming a little more productive every single day! And because of their newly discovered efficiency, they left …

Rocked by their recent rise to fame as pop music superstars AND marketing geniuses, the Jammerz are struggling to find enough time and energy …

It’s the thrilling conclusion to last week’s “Oatmeal Man”, and the trio are determined to become pop sensations! Stephen lures his BFF, Jared Piccone, who is also a producer/beat master extraordinaire, into the studio …

We already know Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) are comedic geniuses, professional nutritionists, acting powerhouses and all around perfect human women. But can they write a song? This week, the trio …

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And …

Grab your shades and kick off your shoes because the Jammerz are in Los Angeles with comedian/botanist and self-aware 311 fan, Doug Dixon! Get ready to luxuriate in the soothing sounds of LA traffic, local street …

In what is for sure the most action-packed Jammerz to date, the trio digs into proper massage technique with licenced massage therapist MICHELE SINACORE(@vitabymichele)! She sets up her table and the crew gets rubbin’ …

After an emergency meeting of the minds with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (EP: “I’m Through With You”), the trio takes advantage of having Megan in NYC and gets all gussied up in dresses and monocles to go out on …

After 4 days together in Wendi’s tiny NYC bedroom, the girls are on the verge of strangling each other and leaving Stephen to jam all alone, so they …

Ommm… Ommm… Ommmmygawd they did it! These idiots meditated everyday for an entire week and they’re swapping stories and spiritual revelations which is pretty impressive for a clusterfuck of atoms floating in space. …

Why are we on this planet? What is the meaning of life? Why do cats have the most terrifying dicks of any living creature?? Megan and Wendi have no fucking clue, so they jump in Stephen’s van and drive all way to New …

After getting tips and tricks from Irene, the ladies wore FULL makeup everyday for an entire week. But did the addition of this admittedly basic grooming routine change their lives in any way? Will they continue to be …

What’s the best type of mascara? How do I find the perfect shade of foundation? Why is Stephen’s ass so hairy? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendistarling) are most definitely NOT equipped to answer those, or …

After a crash course in garbage picking and furniture building, the trio reconvenes to show off their hand-crafted, garbage inspired technology …

Ever wonder what happens to the furniture you carelessly left on the curb because you were too lazy to call a charity to collect it? (Sidenote: yeah, …

DISCLAIMER: THESE IDIOTS ARE NOT DOCTORS OR NUTRITIONISTS AND YOU SHOULD FOR SURE DO THE OPPOSITE OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY DO. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FUN STUFF. Summer’s almost here so you know what that means… …

In this ultimate meta-timewarp Jamsesh, you are transported back to the hear the trio hash out the gritty details of their social media promotion …

Two funny chicks? CHECK. Dope sound and graphics? CHECK. Cryptic, nonsensical title? CHECK. This Selfish-Help Podcast has got it all, they just need to spread the gospel to their fellow Jammerz, but how will the trio …

The ladies are back on the sauce and making an effort to keep this Jam Sesh slightly more chill than the last one. In fact Wendi (@wendistarling ) is SO chill, that she repeats the intro a few times but worry not, once …

Welcome to JAMMERZ! The Selfish-Help Podcast. Bicoastal best friends Megan Rice (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi Starling (@wendistarling) join forces …