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Psychic Dolphin Garage

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a weekly comedic leftist podcast from texas that wants you to join a union and invest in our cryptid currency

215 Episodes | 2019 - 2022

Episode 160: "BBQminati" (feat. Rivers Langley)

September 28th, 2022

1:08:27

Somebody stop the Try Guys from getting involved with the Texas BBQ cartels.

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Episode 159: Run, DeSantis, Run (feat. CJ)

September 21st, 2022

53:37

Maybe the California restaurant robots will explain the Twitch drama to the kidnapped immigrants in Martha's Vineyard.

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Episode 158: "Avatar: Way of the Waffle House" (feat. Chris Murphy)

September 14th, 2022

59:51

No, I don't want complex stories, I want Marvel movies spoon-fed to me between TikToks.

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Episode 157: "Texas sucks, but thank God for Mississippi" (feat. Yonk)

September 7th, 2022

55:59

Don't forget to grab your patriotic cellphone free of 5G and definitely not made in China.

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Episode 156: Houston's 69th Baptist Church (feat. Rachel)

August 31st, 2022

1:20:35

Hey y'all today we are joined by political organizer Rachel to talk about the State of the South. Guns at drag shows, churches and canceling one of …

GIGO Presents: I'd Like to Buy the World a Gun - LOTR: The Rings of Power (Part 1 of 2)

August 29th, 2022

49:50

Excited for Amazon's Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power? Willing to hatewatch it since if it fails then streaming as we know it will implode in on itself?

Then check out the latest episode of I'd Like to Buy the World a …

Episode 155: Stop Teaching CTE in Public Schools! (feat. Bo)

August 26th, 2022

45:21

according to herschel walker we're full of hot, dirty chinese air.

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GIGO Presents: I'd Like to Buy the World a Gun - House of the Dragon (Part 1 of 2)

August 21st, 2022

1:06:21

Excited for HBO's House of the Dragon? Willing to hatewatch it since it beats being along with your own thoughts?

Then check out the debut episode of I'd Like to Buy the World a Gun!

This limited series, hosted by Kelton

Episode 154: Bourgeoise Black Market Bologna Bonfire (feat. @ghost_prole)

August 18th, 2022

54:56

God that was... disgustingly horny. We're here to talk about meat, and how its pouring across the Texas border. Boomers are demanding the chub and …

Episode 153: Pinkeye Speedrun at CPAC Texas

August 11th, 2022

45:03

Run DeSantis is taking out political opponents this week, and the garage is trying to mentally prepare for election season!

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Episode 152: Now Taking the Stand... Alex Jones?

August 3rd, 2022

1:12:41

The garage will be moving into the 75 mile long skyscraper as part of the "early adopter" package we got into - that's where we'll be doing live coverage of the Alex Jones sentencing hearing .. because he was so guilty …

Episode 151: ConDEM'd to Lose

July 20th, 2022

56:30

Take the Democratic Convention to Eleven! 7-Eleven that is. It's a glizzytastic week in the garage as we discuss some of the hurdles dems are setting …

PATREON PREVIEW: US Embassy Air Fents

July 15th, 2022

5:09

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Episode 150: Bitcoin: Sucking off the Texas Power Grid

July 14th, 2022

48:36

Hey - Texas is a successful example of a free market where individuals willingly participate in unenforceable behavior where they consent to turn …

PATREON PREVIEW: Florida Vampire Minions

July 8th, 2022

3:32

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Episode 149: Chinese Chicken Farm (feat. Zach, Kelton, Artemis)

July 6th, 2022

48:04

We're in Midland not Moscow this week as the proxy war with Russia comes home to - roost.

Skyrocketing energy prices threaten American energy independence - but President Xi is working hard to bring about a cyberpunk …

PATREON PREVIEW: Anime Girl Jigsaw

July 2nd, 2022

5:31

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Episode 148: SEASON 4 PREMIERE - Imminent Immigration Inferno (feat. Zach, Kelton, & Artemis)

June 29th, 2022

59:37

Things are heating up in Texas, and we're going to experience all sorts of crises brought on by Joe Biden's terrible politics, as well as the global …

Episode 147: Severe Hemorrhagic Gabagool

June 22nd, 2022

1:00:51

Strange light checkers the floor of a concrete hall. You dash through beam after beam, deciding it is warm and unfamiliar. The air thickens with each footfall. You do not know what is ahead of you. You are frankly no …

Episode 146: S.T.E.M. (School for Terrorism, Extortion, and Manipulation) feat. Brynn

June 8th, 2022

1:46:38

We had a question: You know all those professional-managerial libs who think it's good and necessary to bomb the crud out of everywhere? Just where the heck do they come from??

Well, we have on friend-of-the-show Brynn, …

Episode 145: To Catch a Redditor

May 26th, 2022

1:10:13

Presenting the worlds first and only asymmetrical multiplayer podcast! We're back on our bull pucky!

(If you had audio issues or skips, I reuploaded …

Episode 144.5: Cheddar Bay Hanky REMASTERED (or, Oops! All Riffs!)

May 19th, 2022

1:00:52

Charlie has severe ADHD and accidentally ended up COMPLETELY RE-EDITING an already released Patreon episode! And from her pain comes your pleasure, dear listener, because it means that not only is this now an UNLOCKED …

Episode 144: House of Beefs

May 13th, 2022

1:03:54

Hi friends! Official Boyfriend of the Pod, Jack, stopped in the Garage to talk about this week's news (we mostly talk about TV) and regale us on the …

EPISODE 143: Seize the Café (Part 1)

April 28th, 2022

1:17:44

What a scoop! Zach's back and they've brought with them CJ and Gaz, two workers who organized the very first Starbucks union drive in Texas!

They tell us all about what drove them to unionize, how being friends with …

EPISODE 142: Twttr #NULL! Error

April 21st, 2022

56:35

Hi everyone!! We have an email address for reals! Send us your most treasured garbage at contact@pdg.gay!

Bo's back and we're riffing on the fastest …

EPISODE 141: Tran Torino

April 21st, 2022

57:22

Charlie's audio! She called in on the tin-can-string-phone. Sorry opps our bad!!!

Bo betrayed us for another podcast, so Denis and Charlie have an update about the fetus lady!

They also discuss Credit Score Gays, …

PATREON PREVIEW: Cheddar Bay Hanky

April 21st, 2022

1:43

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[PREVIEW] Bean and Book

April 9th, 2022

0:58

In this bonus we gush about beans, books and Bad Gays

For as low as $1 you can get access to all our bonus content.

Thanks so much for listening!

Episode 140: Hot Ham Melt

April 8th, 2022

1:08:05

We're serving up a delectable episode, topped with all your favorite hosts! Between the warm, soft slices of bread we call home, the Garage is slathered with spreadable stories and tangy tangents, including...

   -A …

Episode 139: Viva Las Plagas

March 30th, 2022

48:07

No news this week! Nothing has happened. Instead, we discuss:

   -What's the deal with Lord Saddler?

   -Which race loves a tasty glass of milk?

[UNLOCKED] Bonus #87: Breeding Rainbow

March 30th, 2022

1:37:59

We're unlocking this Patreon episode because it's too important to leave behind the paywall! And if you love it you can subscribe to our Patreon for …

Episode 138: MAGAlina Catalina Nakamoto

March 27th, 2022

1:08:29

[we're sorry the content is dated (but the jokes are fresh!) Charlie had a lot of migraines this month and couldn't edit fast]

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We're …

Episode 137: Dead Head Redemption

March 18th, 2022

1:14:40

It's body horror day in the garage! So pull up a chair and let the smooth taste of your own teeth turning to liquid in your own mouth be your guide …

Episode 136: Malingerers Local 169 (feat. Andy Sell!)

March 1st, 2022

1:00:05

It's an exciting episode, folks! Special guest and recovering comedian/horror movie podcaster extraordinaire, Andy Sell came to visit us in the …

BONUS PREVIEW: Crankenstein (ft. Andy Sell)

March 1st, 2022

4:25

Check it out, we had a guest the amazing Andy Sell (@andy_sell)

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Episode 135: Gatekeep Gas Leak Girlbees

February 27th, 2022

1:10:16

Bo, Denis, and Charlie take to the skies in a high-flying, segment-filled episode!


-The queen is dead! Long live the queen! (it's the same queen. the dead one. but alive. you know?)

-A tweet of the week thanks to a …

PATREON PREVIEW: Penus Horts

February 23rd, 2022

1:09

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Episode 134: Gr*ngo Brain Fever

February 18th, 2022

1:07:13

The Garage starts off disgusting and ends up disgusted! We explore the wide world of white grievance in our new, slowly-congealing segment, HOGWATCH. Also: Elon kills again! Then gets sued with extraordinarily good …

PATREON PREVIEW: This is Slut Pop

February 15th, 2022

5:34

Want to hear the whole episode where discuss caffeine intake and music about enjoying sex? Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and …

Episode 133: The Ballad of Chairman Mike

February 10th, 2022

1:02:36

People who are liberals look upon the principles of Mikeism as abstract dogma. They approve of Mikeism, but are not prepared to practice it or to …

Episode 132: Alaskan Calvary Wizard

February 4th, 2022

2:32:14

To die in the War on Christmas is a noble and necessary act! With our beautiful mouths, we launch a salvo of savage takes and glazed hams against the …

[EXTENDED PREVIEW] Calfire Crackpots Episode 19 feat. PDG

February 2nd, 2022

39:45

This is an EXTENDED PREVIEW of the full two-hour episode, Calfire Crackpots 19: California Water Policy 2.0 (FEAT: Psychic Dolphin Garage Podcast!), …

Episode 131: Windsock 🍆

January 26th, 2022

51:09

It's just Bo and Denis on the pod today! We got down to discussing:

🙎🏻‍♂️🟢 Tucker Carlson getting horny on main for the green M&M

🐊👨🏻‍🦳🏳️‍🌈 Florida Bill is at it again, this time protecting white feelings

Patreon Preview BONUS 081: Denis is Catholic (as a bit)

January 26th, 2022

1:56

Bo and Denis kinda just let loose a little bit since it was the two of them. Want to hear the rest of the episode? You can for as little as $1 a …

Patreon Preview BONUS 080: 💩ing on internet liberals

January 21st, 2022

1:37

Check out the whole episode on our Patreon!

Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! 

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Patreon Preview Bonus 079: Pondering PAWGs

January 21st, 2022

1:50

Want to hear more? Check us out on Patreon! 

Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! 

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Episode 130: Chud Moms

January 12th, 2022

1:09:18

Thanks for tuning into this week's episode!

This week we discuss:

👮‍♂️🚫 Cops running away as they taser a man

👩‍🏫🧑‍🏫👨‍🏫 Teachers getting the …

Episode 129: The People's Coconuts

January 5th, 2022

1:37:03

Hey folks, some heavy stuff this week, as Charlie shares about the recent tragedy in her family regarding the fires that devastated the Denver area …

Patreon preview "Year of the Furry"

January 5th, 2022

2:24

Sneak peek at what we get up to on the Patreon!

We talk about what to expect in 2022, the year of the furry.

Episode 128: Religious Trauma Simulator

December 22nd, 2021

1:26:53

Bo and Charlie finally answer the questions that have plagued society our entire lives:

  • Do video games cause violence?
  • And, if so, is there a good …

Episode 127: Gatekeep Gaslight Girlboss

December 16th, 2021

1:31:40

Denis calls in to the show from inside a shipping container. Or maybe the other side of a tunnel. Or maybe they--but *for sure* this is less …

[PREVIEW] BONUS #076: Old Man Yells at Cloud

December 10th, 2021

7:12

Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! 


In which Charlie gripes about ad creep in the …

Episode 126: Fisherian Trauma Economy

December 2nd, 2021

1:24:24

In the Garage, we only have two emotions:

1.) Hornt desperation.

2.) Rage about U.S. imperial aggression.


In the Garage, we can express both of these thing in only two ways:

3.) Talking rapidly and then sighing.

4.) …

Episode 125: The Immortal Artemis

November 16th, 2021

1:09:38

Artemis joins us in a triumphant return! Well, she stayed on for the main after we recorded a fun Patreon.

This week we discuss:

🚗 Elon Musk …

[PREVIEW] BONUS #074 - Denis Beats Truman! Wowee!

November 10th, 2021

12:39

It's a bonus preview! Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! 


In this Bonus, Denis has been …

Episode 124: Illuminati Surgery Fetish

November 10th, 2021

1:20:29

REMEMBER DEAR LISTENER

GEMATRIA EQUALS 72!

J 10, F 6, K 11; J 10, R 18; Q 17


JOHN KENNEDY JR = 153

JIM MORRISON = 153

153 + 153 + 153 = 458

45 + 8 = 53

Weekend of the (SUPERBOWL = 131)

JOHN F KENNEDY = 131

2➡️6 = 26 = …

Episode 123: Skorzeny Battle Angel

November 3rd, 2021

57:04

We tried to record a podcast, but then we got high.


-Texas legislates free speech and balanced debate when teaching controversial topics, such as …

UNLOCKED BONUS #069: On genitals and a material analysis of queer love and sex

October 19th, 2021

1:04:27

This one is from the archives… hope you enjoy!

No, we're not joking. Charlie and Denis didn't have much prepared so they started talking about the …

Episode 122: Mr. Pillow's Wild Ride

October 13th, 2021

1:34:14

It's here, folks! An absolutely off-the-rails episode in which we find true work-jokes balance because we're so got-dang centered and harmonious.


[PREVIEW] BONUS #71 Cupcakke Tumblr identity discourse remix

October 12th, 2021

6:55

Here's a preview of our latest Patreon bonus episode where Denis discusses their continued experience with people propositioning them with scat and scat-related liasons.

Also on the show:

Zach!

Funerals!

Cupcakke …

Episode 121: Radicalized podcasting through posting and gaming

October 5th, 2021

1:52:07

This week on an extra long episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage we discuss:

(Links to all the sources below)

👎Grimes LARPing as a communist dressed as …

[PREVIEW] BONUS #070: Totoro Diaper Males

October 5th, 2021

4:05

It's a clip from the newest Patreon episode! We discuss Nintendo's adult video copyrights and also poo. Always on brand. Enjoy!


In the full …

Episode 120: Dead Māo Bounce

September 29th, 2021

1:11:06

That's right folks. We dove deep into the toxic waters of the old abandoned content mine and dredged up another whole episode of Psychic Dolphin …

Episode 119: GamemasterAnthony's Vaccine Party

September 21st, 2021

1:15:41

You know what that means...!

Bo, Charlie, and Denis can't stop doing bits and getting off topic without Zach, our kind but firm podcasting parent, to guide us. Zach is very understanding and loves us but they haven't …

Episode 117: Abbott Family Values

September 10th, 2021

50:43

We're focused on the family.


-The Buttigieg's had some babies! (One for each of them in the divorce.)

-It's a bleak week for Texas! Your kids didn't ask to be born, but it's not their choice and it's apparently not …

Episode 114: Masked Man Date

September 10th, 2021

1:01:18

We know! There was no episode this week! But we got it under control. See, two weeks ago, we also failed to release an episode. And this episode is …

Episode 115: Door Matt's

August 25th, 2021

1:21:12

There's something we need our audience to figure out, because we've spent the last three years trying to determine the exact nature of the garage. Is it the sum of the hosts and the guest? Once someone has entered the …

Episode 111: Bushy Lemon Party! (It's worse than you think!)

July 28th, 2021

56:31

Wow we are really giving our audience the good stuff. The dunks you have come to expect, the raw anger at our stupid stupid state legislature and the terrifyingly horny jokes that demark our podcast from everyone else. …

Episode 110: A Boysenberry Mess

July 20th, 2021

58:11

Hey folks, thanks again for listening! Today we're discussing Gaetz and Greene's failed attempt at "America First" rallies in SoCal, Texas suing the …

Episode 109: Torturing School Children!

July 15th, 2021

57:29

Trust me, this is a very hellworld episode and we're just coming right out with it! Check out what stories everyone brought and see how we managed to …

Episode 108 - The 8 Patriotic Movies FOX News Wanted You to Watch Over 4th of July Weekend (UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE)

July 5th, 2021

56:19

Jesus Christ that's a long title; sorry about that. It's the weekend, we're hungover, & just didn't feel like covering our normal Hellworld 2k21 stories, so enjoy enjoy this unlocked patreon episode where we dive …

Episode 107 - New Album on Spotify! (feat JJ Demon!)

July 1st, 2021

58:52

You've seen his riffs on twitter, now get them up close and personal during our EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the man, the myth, the soundtrack of the …

Episode 106 – You can't make a podcast without cracking a few eggs 🥚

June 22nd, 2021

52:08

Hey folks! Thanks for stopping by the garage for another week. This time we talk about Charlie's plan to trans the entire garage, car crashes at …

Episode 105 – Hot Wet Meats 🍖

June 15th, 2021

50:26

Today we discuss homophobia afoot at your favorite hot wet meat establishment, terrible wonk writing, cops being the absolute scum of the earth, …

Episode 104 - Which way, Texas man?

June 8th, 2021

1:04:03

God I miss hanging out with everyone, 3 hours a week just isn't enough time to fit all of our jokes in <3 We cover the Texas news that makes you cringe, we cover the Texas news that makes you smile. We cover the …

Episode 103b - Cage-Free Employment, Part 2

June 4th, 2021

36:36

Finally released from the behind the Patreon paywall and allowed to roam free into the walled garden of your favorite podcast aggregator, it's the No Evil Foods Interview, Part Two!

In this segment, former No Evil Foods …

Episode 103 - Matt Gaetz, Respond to My Venmo Request!

June 1st, 2021

46:27

Hey folks! Thanks for tuning into this week's episode where we discuss tricking elected officials into giving us money, Texas' interesting new …

Episode 102 - An Episode of Good Praxis (feat. Bad Praxis Podcast!)

May 19th, 2021

1:00:30

Why are you listening to this episode, and not hoarding gas in every dish in your house???

Bad Praxis Podcast 

Bob Kennedy Omni


Be sure to check …

Episode 101 - Company Name Ideas! (Evil Edition) feat Rivers Langley (@RiversLangley from the Good from the Woods podcast)

May 13th, 2021

1:02:45

To quote Bo: "who cares about mother's day, I'm here for mommy's day"

And bo does indeed come for mommy's day

Enjoy the episode, check out rivers' content!

Reminder:

We now will only be streaming on Tuesdays at 7PM …

Episode 100 - Hoards and Pestilence (feat @benedict_rs)

May 4th, 2021

57:33

The Psychic Dolphin Swarm is here, we are legions of screaming, horny millennials ready to be vaccinated so that we can kiss all our friends again

Episode 099 - Thin Blue Line Angels (feat James @JaThiccJazzBoi)

April 27th, 2021

1:23:28

This week we have on James (@JaThiccJazzBoi) to do a mini Quick Hits where we troll through some of the most ridiculous headlines to riff. But then …

Episode 098 - Four Twenty Sixty Nine Nice ;)

April 20th, 2021

4:21:09

Our commitment to bad jokes is truly unparalleled. Please attempt to listen to our epic yarn where we talk about how unfortunate America is, …

Episode 097 - Ur-in3 the Comment Section (feat. ASMRxist)

April 6th, 2021

1:04:59

Another horny episode from the Dolphin Garage where we're talking about the police state, the war on drugs and terrible terrible bosses!

Charlie, …

Episode 096 - Au Naturale Disaster feat. Emily (@fungaltoe)

March 23rd, 2021

50:44

We're bringing you your favorite posters, you favorite late stage capitalism stories, and the hottest goss on the block. Let take some shots (vaccine), some shots (moonshine), and some shots at the dweebs who really …

Episode 095: Glup "PasQuelle" Shatto - UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE

March 12th, 2021

35:26

What are you missing out on by not catching our Patreon episodes? Uncensored Episode titles, riffs galore and the same bullshit we talk about every …

Episode 094 - Disney H0rny Police (feat. One True Pod @one_true_pod)

March 9th, 2021

57:19

We're joined by a gaggle of Media Commentators; June @junesayers1 and Nick @VenomConker to chat about the absolute state of American Politics through …

Episode 093 - The Spudshank Re-Them-tion (feat. The General Line)

March 2nd, 2021

59:49

This week we are joined in the garage by Paul (@TheGeneralLine/The General Line) to bring you "the first podcast brought to you by 🍆 suckers." We …

Episode 092b - Cage-Free Employment: Part 1 (feat. MoEvilFoods and SoEvilFoods)

February 27th, 2021

57:25

This week in the Garage, Zach and Charlie are joined by Meagan and Jon, two organizers and former workers at No Evil Foods, the vegan food company that loves working class aesthetics and hates working people!

Whether …

Episode 092 - Congressional Slimeballl Exraordinaire (feat. Gay Space Communism Podcast)

February 24th, 2021

1:07:54

Hey y'all we're finally *thawing out* some episodes for your listening pleasure!

Rachel and Paul join us this week for Body Horror, Terresterial …

Episode 091b - Laissez State Faire (feat. Neeper State of Mind)

February 12th, 2021

1:01:20

It's Superstructure Week in the Garage! Zach and Charlie are joined by the Neeper State of Mind podcast to discuss tech platforms, Texas' taxes and the influx of corporations to the Lone Star State, the commodification …

Episode 091 - Depriving Kids of COVID (feat. Kenzo Shibata)

February 9th, 2021

48:12

Today in the garage we are joined by Chicago Teachers' Union's very own Kenzo Shibata (@kenzoshibata, @classtimepod) We discuss weed legalization, the coup in Myanmar, Biden possibly reneging on a $15 minimum wage, …

Episode 090b - Quick Hits Volume 2! (feat. The Goods from the Woods, The Worst Week Yet, and More!!)

February 5th, 2021

36:09

Kelton is back with another episode in this series! It hits the ground running and does! not! stop!

Just look at this lineup:

Rivers Langley from The Goods from the Woods

Andrew Hilary from Worst Week Yet

Gabe from Does …

Episode 090 - Vax PopuLie (feat. Charlie)

February 2nd, 2021

1:01:07

We're back on the topic of Busting. Union busting, busting Dan Crenshaw as he tries to enjoy food in peace, and busting in other various Landmarks across the US. We had a lot of fun bringing Charlie onto her first …

Episode 089b - Real Unions Only (feat. fsckd)

January 30th, 2021

1:16:02

If you haven't talked to local labor organizers, or listened to the fsckd podcast you need to do both! We chatted about video games, hentai and the efforts of capitalists to discount the Union Efforts happening at …

Episode 089 - Hard "K" Canuck (feat. Kelton)

January 26th, 2021

46:35

It's an Alien feeling, listening to our politicians address the 'humans' that they represent assuring us that there's no longer a cheeto in the …

Episode 088b - Hardrock Cafe Riots (feat. Not Safe Media and Authentic Discourse)

January 22nd, 2021

1:13:10

A queery discussion that touches on theory. 

Follow Kennedy @KennedyTCooper

Follow Raul @TheBladeStudier

Check out our streams on Tuesday, Wednesday …

Episode 088 - Cheesy Fiesta Pillow

January 19th, 2021

40:34

Bo is absent, two elbows deep in a secret mission, but we have the Official Zoomer Correspondent Artemis to give us all the news that's going on the in the world of the 17-23 set. It also just happened to be a slow news …

Episode 087 - Alexander Emerick Jones (feat. Dixieland of the Proletariat)

January 12th, 2021

53:34

There's nothing a good Alex Jones impression can't fix. Capitol building destroyed? Alex Jones voice. Free Speech being silenced? Alex Jones voice. …

Episode 086 - Baebladi Us Cumae

January 5th, 2021

53:57

The pod is moving fulltime to Bo-time only and you'll see that reflected in our updated posting schedule. Which, as it always has been, is whenever …

Episode 085b - Artemis Accords! (feat. @TheArcticGringo)

January 1st, 2021

52:00

Happy New Year!! Hope you aren't too hungover this weekend, we are releasing a cool recording we've done with a comrade @TheArcticGringo talking …

Episode 085 - Say Merry Griftmas (feat. @GRIFTSH0P)

December 29th, 2020

1:14:22

Today we have on Grift Shop (@GRIFTSH0P grift.shop) to discuss the recent bombing in Nashville, Trump's pardons, follow up on a voter fraud story we …

Episode 084 - Yet Another RussiaGate

December 27th, 2020

1:12:22

Episode is out a little late again, so apologies for not serving these takes piping hot, it's been sitting at 140 under the heat lamps so we hope its …

Dolphins & Garages - Episode 001: "Not your average murder hobos"

December 25th, 2020

1:23:20

Thank you so much for listening to our premiere episode of our latest podcast! New episodes will be released on Patreon, so if you like what you hear, please support this show and all our other content for as low as $1 …

Episode 083b - Netflix Christmas Movies Bracket! (feat. Kelton and Eddie)

December 18th, 2020

1:20:58

A episode so nice we gift-wrapped it twice! Kelton returns to the garage to spread holiday cheer and make Zach, Bo, Denis, and Eddy decide what …

Episode 083 - Meet Me at the Roblox Macaroni Grill (feat. Eddie)

December 16th, 2020

1:00:27

Today we are joined by Eddie (@ZizeksFailson) to discuss a Minnesota town allowing a whites-only religious organization, Trump's disastrous lawsuits to try and prove there is voter fraud and we try to understand what …

Episode 082b - Untitled (feat. Marx Madness)

December 5th, 2020

1:10:42

We've cracked open the vintage barrels and are finally releasing this FANTASTIC episode that we recorded with Nathan.

Support our show on Patreon!

Episode 082 - Yes And Government

December 1st, 2020

1:47:33

We've made a docket, we've checked it twice and we're still veering off topic like a bunch of crazy posters trying to run a Very Professional TM podcast. This week Amazon announced a new entry in Late Capitalism, …

Episode 081 - Ten Gallon Head (feat. The Serfs @theserfstv)

November 24th, 2020

59:39

We did something different this week! Our recording turned into a LIVE SHOW over at twitch.tv/theserfstv where we had the absolute pleasure of …

Episode 080 - Good Ol Days (feat. The Liquid Flannel Podcast)

November 20th, 2020

1:00:47

This week we have Matt (@exiledmatthew @liquid_flannel) in the garage to discuss tech, corporate spying and the inability for the government to protect us. But what else is new?

This episode is coming out a bit late, be …

Episode 079 - Nu-President Vibes (feat. Street Fight! Radio)

November 11th, 2020

1:02:40

The Boys and @BrettPain bring this 100% Malarkey Free episode coming to you (pre-street fight) from the Garage as usual

GameStop has done it again: …

Episode 078b - Brew Dawg Characteristics (feat. Mandatory OT)

November 6th, 2020

1:12:31

IPA ponzi schemes abound as Kelton, Zach and the OFFICIAL west virginia IWW podcasters go OFF THE RAILS


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Episode 078 - Super Mario Shitshow (UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE)

November 3rd, 2020

10:56

We've finally done it. We lost audio to a main episode. Fortunately we will not be rerecording something at the last minute, we're unlocking a Patreon episode to sate your content needs! (Because we're all busy …

Episode 077b - I'm Just Not That Political (feat. Authentic Discourse and JJ Demon)

October 30th, 2020

55:38

JJ and Raul love music and culture, and they also love talking about Das Kapital and Leftist movements so we're covering EVERYTHING on this bonus …

Episode 077 - A Christmas Vaccine (feat. A Time of Monsters)

October 27th, 2020

54:42

The countdown to Nate Silver's article about how "statistics are just really really educated guesses" is coming to a close and nobody seems to know what the American people want.. Except for one man. One Failson, One …

Episode 076b - UNLOCKED PATREON BONUS (feat. JJ Demon)

October 25th, 2020

30:13

Good news, loyal customer! Your favorite socialed media, TikTok, is changing hands from [SHADY CORPORATE ENTITY REDACTED] to the loving, all-American embrace of Wal Mart-Time Warner-Ford-Halliburton-Weyland Yutani-Yum! …

Episode 076 - Cruising with Ellen (feat. Champagne Sharks)

October 21st, 2020

1:02:44

It's Dolphins and Sharks packed in the garage like.. Sardines I guess? But hey we're talking about AI, water rights, and Daytime TV.
No, the topics …

Episode 075b - Interview with Lee Daugherty

October 16th, 2020

36:17

Hope y'all enjoy conversations with local Texas activists, representatives and business owners because Lee Daugherty (Precinct 4032) sat down with us and they are ALL THREE! We chat a bit about activism in Texas, their …

Episode 075 - Dinkerton Dunktective Agency (feat. @JaThiccJazzBoi)

October 13th, 2020

56:16

Who do you call when you need workers executed in the streets?? The pinkertons of course! We're gonna get everyone caught up to speed on the rapidfire stories that are flashing across our timelines as the election nears …

Episode 074b - Anti CIA-ism (Listener Questions!)

October 9th, 2020

32:11

Zach, Bo and Denis are answering viewer questions this week! Our viewers are amazing, and have sent us some really fun questions to riff on, so don't miss out on this weeks bonus Episode

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Episdoe 074 - Masc4Masc of Red Death (feat. Radio Free Labour)

October 6th, 2020

42:43

This week, we're joined by Babs (@cowgirl_bebop) of Radio Free Labour to talk about Grindr's data vulnerability (about as strong but still distinct …

Episode 073b - Trans Anarchist Sheriff! (feat. Aria DiMezzo)

October 2nd, 2020

52:02

Welcome back to another week of the Psychic Dolphin Experience! You've read the headlines, now you get to hear it straight out of the garage. Zach …

Episode 073 - Houston's Solid Snake (feat. Coffee With Comrades)

September 29th, 2020

47:19

Hey folks, it's debate night in America! You know what that means-- time to take an edible and spend that time staring into your fridge. We're joined …

Episode 072b - Jack and Jill 2: The Jackening

September 25th, 2020

26:54

Howdy y'all, we have a game episode hot and ready for everyone. Tune in to hear us rebrand the NFL as we continue exploring the depths of our debauchery with JJDemon (@JJDemonic)

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Episode 072 - Pizza Shop Heroin (feat. JJ Demon)

September 22nd, 2020

50:05

You know JJ-Demon from your local protest playlists, and some of our show music; and this week he's back in the garage! The boys are having a chat about the c-word in the white house

And a smattering of news to keep …

Episode 071b - Rice isn't real???? (feat. Sophia Frentz)

September 18th, 2020

50:27

Zach is incapable of hearing or using words. Fortunately, we have guests on who are both literate and eloquent!

They are joined by Denis and Dr Sophia Frentz (@sophiafrentz) who you may have run into on our twitch …

Episode 071 - HWord on Main

September 15th, 2020

59:53

This week, Denis and Bo have the garage all to themselves, and trust me-- they put it to good use. Topics covered include New Hampshire's One Good …

Episode 070b - Posting (Hedge) Hog

September 11th, 2020

49:51

We're letting a Patreon-only episode out of the garage this week, releasing the pure art/war crime (art crime?) that is Sonic High School! We …

Episode 070 - Stink or Swim

September 8th, 2020

45:58

Artemis pops in a little late, in what we can only assume is performance art inspired by the late response of our entire government to the pandemic, a summer of unrest, and accelerating climate change!


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Episode 069b - 500 Days of Summer Blockbusters

September 4th, 2020

45:35

In order to get ahead of the American public returning to theaters (any day now!) we decided it'd be a good idea to throw out hats in the ring and …

Episode 069 - Nice Nice Nice

September 1st, 2020

50:07

Nice.



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Episode 068b - The Commodification Of Ghosts

August 28th, 2020

38:22

Grig/Greg returns for our Q&A episode. In addition to aimlessly shooting the shit, we answer the questions that REALLY matter, like what does Ben Shapiro's doctor wife call his penis? What's the next Big Dumb Thing …

Episode 068 - Cold War Wizards (feat. Grigori Lambrakis)

August 26th, 2020

1:00:51

Listen, we're not going to mince words. Of all the episodes featuring the ghost of Greek politician, Grigori Lambrakis, this is probably our best.

Episode 067b - Game Show CINEMA THROWBACK! (feat. Artemis)

August 21st, 2020

46:00

AMC insists on taking us back to the 1920s, so back to the 1920's we'll (reluctantly) go. Talks of whether the color films will ever take off, Is …

Episode 067 - Weak Ass Peterson ~ WAP (feat. Future Left)

August 18th, 2020

53:51

How will we receive our gamer girl bathwater and the pamphlets for Mikhaela Peterson's all beef diet?? Not through the USPS that's for sure!

Adam and Casey from the Future Left podcast join us for a Texans only episode …

Episode 066b - Conversations (feat. Dumb and Awful)

August 14th, 2020

1:25:26

We're digging up some of our archived recordings! Zach is terrible at editing episodes in a timely fashion, but he and Denis still had fun talking about Coronavirus all the way back in March and making some surprising …

Episode 066 - Tencent TikTok Timeout (feat. Comrade Birb)

August 11th, 2020

1:09:03

What evil, stupid things are happening this week? Lots, as it turns out! We brought on our friend Trace (@ComradeBirb) to sift through the dumpster fire that is the world, going into why Big Foreign Conglomerate is more …

Episode 065b - Media Diet

August 7th, 2020

29:23

r/NeoLiberal and r/Conservative are truly barren wastelands of taste and culture, so why not explore them to see what your aunt is going to be …

Episode 065 - Luxury Gundam Space-Communism (feat. Brown Bolshevik)

August 4th, 2020

52:38

Ellen Degeneres Gundam? The Cold Steel Wars? Tesla Electric Gundam? God I wish we could just talk about our robotic future and not how Big Tech is …

Episode 064b - What if we didn't live in HellWorld?

August 1st, 2020

40:38

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Episode 064 - Turnkey Mercenary Mania

July 28th, 2020

58:25

Your favorite group of gendered human beings has recorded more audio cream to mix into your morning coffee. We're doing a deep dive this week, taking …

Episode 063b - Dirt, Drugs and Debauchery (feat. Beep Beep Lettuce)

July 24th, 2020

1:01:57

Zach (@shenobi1kenobi) and Denis (@DeniRicardo) talk with JP (@FacebookVillain) from Beep Beep Lettuce (@beepbeepleef) about the wonderful world of …

Episode 063: Amazon Alexa Bidet (feat. Leah)

July 21st, 2020

57:02

This episode, we're joined by our friend Leah to recap the ongoing shitshow that is Summer 2020! We talk Portland, school reopenings, and the …

Episode 062b - Tax Day Trivia

July 17th, 2020

36:27

Alternative Title: "MOM! Bro broke Kelton's gaame!"


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Episode 062 - Wayfair Brand BMW (feat. Machinic Unconscious Happy Hour)

July 14th, 2020

52:30

We're joined this week by our buddy Cooper (@anarchomuaddab) of Machinic Unconscious Happy Hour to recap this last week in hellworld. We talk California church-burnings, the new conspiracy theory taking zoomers by storm …

Episode 061b - Huge Jackedman

July 11th, 2020

49:18

With Lin Manuel Miranda's hit musical I Was A Teenage Colonizer in the zeitgeist again, we decided it'd be a good time to revisit everyone's OTHER …

Episode 061 - Yeezy, Cortana, Sneezy

July 7th, 2020

52:06

Happy belated birth of a monstrous imperialist machine day! We recap our 4th of July weekend, talk flag grilling (and totally inadvertent burning), …

Episode 060b - "Conspiracy" Theories

July 3rd, 2020

33:01

This episode, we eschew a game in favor of "discussing" some "conspiracy" so-called "theories". Does Area 51 contain captive alien life forms? Is Mattress Firm behind Gamergate? Did the government put chemicals in the …

Episode 060: Woke Florida Man

June 30th, 2020

48:44

In these trying times, we here at Psychic Dolphin Corp want to ensure you we are applying best practices to keep things Very Normal during these, uh, …

Episode 059b - Big Bad Brands

June 26th, 2020

35:35

This week's game is a Sweet 16 Bracket of Problematic Mascots! If you can, please contribute to a bail fund, a local org, or a group that supports …

Episode 059 - Antifa Alamo Assault (feat. MEANS TV)

June 23rd, 2020

49:53

Now trending on capitalism 2020? Juneteenth! That's right your favorite brands are back and woker than ever.

Which means the Garage is about to release the heaviest takedown since.. well since last week. And we get to …

Episode 058b - Bulk Order Racism

June 19th, 2020

26:09

It's just Kelton, Zach, Bo and Denis this week competing to see if the price is right for their government arms contract!If you can, please contribute to a bail fund, a local org, or a group that supports the victims of …

Episode 058 - Racist Lawn Gnomes

June 16th, 2020

44:25

When confederate statues go down, what comes up? That's right-- statues of the GWAR dudes and Dolly Parton. The old world is dying, and the new world …

Episode 057b - Republican Socialists in the Midwest (feat. Brian Matlock)

June 12th, 2020

57:52

Zach and Kelton sit down with Brian Matlock, THE Republican Socialist running for Senate in Kansas! Find more information on his campaign here and please donate if you can! 


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Episode 057 - Dallas Kpop Sabotage

June 10th, 2020

51:12

In this episode, we discuss the many badass things people have been doing to dismantle, oppose, and sabotage the US' hideously cruel police system. …

Episode 056b - Whoseddit?

June 5th, 2020

31:21

JJ and Scott come along for this week's game episode, where we all put our entire asses on display as entirely historically illiterate.If you can, please contribute to a bail fund, a local org, or a group that supports …

Episode 056 - Renaissance Dick Man (feat. Scott and JJ Demon)

June 2nd, 2020

1:01:00

No funny description today, we're mainly just trying to wrap our heads around everything going on. If you can, please contribute to a bail fund, a …

Episode 055b - Cancellation Deathmatch Bracket

May 29th, 2020

38:41

Lots of celebrities are have been cancelled over the years, but which are some of the worst? And who would survive a Battle Royale death match?


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Episode 055 - Redlining Via Algorithm

May 26th, 2020

56:26

This episode we're getting into the fine art of pandemic contact tracing via smart devices, the way America's military is too dumb not to doxx …

Episode 054 - Dolphs 4 Congress

May 19th, 2020

1:31:18

Meltdown May is in full swing folks! Psychic Dolphin Garage turns one, outliving the many chuds who refuse to wear masks, Brazil's President …

Episode 053 - Texas State-Unfair (feat. Cry Baby Sleep)

May 12th, 2020

1:16:41

This week, we've brought on @JonoMilo of the @CryBabySleep podcast to talk the horrors of the United States, both real, fictional, and REALLY fuckin' real. Corona is still raging, imperialism is alive and well, but at …

Episode 052b - Lets Talk About... Olympus Has Fallen (feat. @EyeEyeCap)

May 7th, 2020

1:14:25

Time for another GIGO bonus episode!! Kelton (@CultureTruther) and Devon are joined by PDG Discord Superstar Cap (@EyeEyeCap) to talk about a …

Episode 052 - Gorilla Pope Realdoll

May 5th, 2020

1:00:04

As quarantine draws to a close at the behest of the death cultists that run this shitshow of a country, we've chosen to focus on what matters: spying …

Episode 051 - Kim Jong MeUndies

April 28th, 2020

1:09:04

Zach, Kelton, Denis and Bo come together to violate social distancing best practices yet again for another episode. Join us for a discussion of the …

Episode 050 - Psychic Dolphin Posadcast (feat. The Antifada)

April 21st, 2020

1:07:00

We're joined this week by AP Andy (@spaceprole), a talented Author and Podcaster who is promptly dragged down with us into the topsy turvy week our …

Episode 049 - Mole Children Phrenology (feat. Wide Load Pod and JJ Demon)

April 14th, 2020

1:03:29

Guests Wide Load Pod and JJDemon are on this week to talk about the full gamut of wild and wacky shit that has emerged in the coronaverse.


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Episode 048b - Lets Talk About... The Platform (feat. @GRIFTSH0P)

April 10th, 2020

1:16:30

Blood, Guts, Panna Cotta. Kelton (@CultureTruther), Devon, and GriftShop (@GRIFTSH0P) discuss one of the newer films to Netflix that has been taking …

Episode 048 - New, Classico, PDG

April 7th, 2020

1:01:24

It's a vanilla no items final destination boy's night as Zach, Bo, and Kelton revisit the podcasting style of our early episodes! That's right! We are unhinged, unwieldy, and unimpressed with the general state of the …

Episode 047 - Extreme Dolphin Bunker

April 1st, 2020

1:09:28

Don't worry, we're here! ...or are we? Have Zach, Bo, Kelton (and Denis!) finally gone mad with cabin fever? Is this attempt at building drama …

Episode 046 - Black Pill Garage

March 24th, 2020

1:12:19

Isolation is slowly seeping into the cracks in the garage. Working into the seams of our addled brains and poisoning the gaming chairs that we sit in …

Episode 045 - Hen Guy Themed Brewery (feat. jkimfine)

March 17th, 2020

1:10:01

We're joined this week by the wonderful @Eztreezy - that's right the Jk I'm Fine pod has sent us over their finestY'all thought the business plans …

Episode 044 - Weed! In! Space!

March 10th, 2020

1:24:58

Joining us in the garage this week... nobody! That's right, it's just the usual lineup, as we discuss our plans for International Women's Day, the abysmal state of mental health care in this country, and our latest …

Episode 043 - Third Wave Cholera (feat. Motherhood and Other Oddities)

March 3rd, 2020

1:06:45

This week, we've got Alexxus (@lacrimosian) from the The Motherhood and Other Oddities podcast (@theMOOpodcast) to talk about the movie companies we love to hate and the electoral process we hate to lo-- just kidding, …

Episode 042 - House Always Wonks

February 25th, 2020

1:28:14

This week, we put on our newsman fedoras to take a look at what's going on in the wild wasteland that is the dems' Nevada caucus. Naturally, we relapse into our usual idiocy just in time for listener questions! That's …

Episode 041 - Parade of McDoubles (feat. Drum Circle Jerk and GRIFTSH0P)

February 18th, 2020

1:11:23

This week, we replace the Zach-shaped hole in our hearts with our amazing guests, @GRIFTSH0P and Fil from Drum Circle Jerk (@dcjpod). First on the …

Episode 040 - First Annual Skeevies

February 11th, 2020

1:34:31

This week in the garage: Zach, Kelton, and Bo discuss why every Oscar award is wrong and dumb, except for the ones that you personally like are, which are good and smart. Later, we semi-coherently take on a variety of …

Episode 039 - Yiffy Superbowl Burrito (feat. JJ Demon)

February 4th, 2020

1:27:15

This week we're joined by the lovely and talented JJ Demon (@JJDemonic) to guess at the myriad ways 2020 will continue to piss in our cereal after the roiling septic tank fire that was January.


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Episode 038 - Finally, Fortnite Partners

January 28th, 2020

1:20:44

A classic BoyzNite™ episode! We shoot the shit over the Davos Illuminaticon, reckon with the hot new plague that's hitting the scene, and we fumble through some very good listener questions.


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Episode 037 - MDCU (feat. Minion Death Cult)

January 21st, 2020

1:23:43

This week we've somehow conned Minion Death Cult (@miniondeathcult) into returning to talk about the sinister goings-on in Russia, the ammosexual …

Episode 036 - Damn Divorce Disco

January 14th, 2020

1:42:40

Boys' night! This week we carbon monoxide hotbox the garage with a classic core cast episode. We talk about some of the more fucked up aspects of Texas specifically, and later in the episode: listener questions!


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Episode 035 - Fallout: New Houston (feat. Not Safe For Wonks)

January 7th, 2020

1:05:51

How do you like your catastrophe-- Deep-fried, or hot off the barbie? This week in the garage, we have the wonderful folks from the Not Safe for …

Episode 034 - Podcasters With Tails (feat. Dumb Bitch Media)

January 1st, 2020

1:25:38

Finally, that absolutely garbage year is done with. Why not ring it out with a pod FROM that absolutely garbage year? We're joined by Ev and Sophie …

Episode 033 - Jackarse: Mos Eisley (feat. Does It Slap?)

December 25th, 2019

1:27:30

What's that under the tree? Why, it's the newest episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage! Quick-- make sure nobody poked airholes in the box. Join us and …

Episode 032 - Santa Contamination Station (feat. Frankie)

December 17th, 2019

1:16:09

This week we're joined by our buddy Frankie for a positively smashing chat about the UK's abysmal election results, and how ours TOTALLY won't end up …

Episode 031 - Simping For Amazon (feat. GRIFTSH0P)

December 10th, 2019

1:10:12

This week we brought in an expert, @GRIFTSH0P, to talk about the ultimate grift: late capitalism! Kelton couldn't make it, as he was indisposed on a …

Episode 030b - High There, Folks (feat. Plain Jane)

December 5th, 2019

42:28

If you ever wondered what Kelton and Zach were like off mic, this is the bonus episode for you! They hangout with each other for 40 minutes to talk about CBD Laws in Texas while smoking CBD Hemp Flower, buuuut because …

Episode 030 - Just Italian Voices (feat. The Violet Wanderers)

December 3rd, 2019

1:05:34

This week in the garage, we've got Alexis and Ian of Violet Wanderers (@VioletWanderers) in to discuss... NOTHING! Got ya! The whole episode this …

Episode 029b - Spicy Bois (feat. Dragon's Blood Elixir)

December 2nd, 2019

59:05

It's just some holiday bonus content rolling out of the garage again this week! We have hot wings, and hotter takes as we try to outdo the rest of …

Episode 029 - No, Other Hand (feat. Beep Beep Lettuce)

November 26th, 2019

1:17:37

This week, JP (@facebookvillain) from Beep Beep Lettuce hops into the garage to talk shitty reboots and the more recent democratic debates. ~What's the difference~??? We also touch on Kanye's slow heel turn into Jim …

Episode 028b - Bolivian Green Bean Genocide (feat. Denis and Grav)

November 25th, 2019

51:29

@Deniricardo (Instagram) and @Antigravplays (Twitter) join Zach to talk about our favorite holiday! The American imperialism that has gifted us with …

Episode 028 - Stalin's Streaming Service

November 19th, 2019

1:12:12

A brief chat on Jeremy Corbyn's plan to communism-ify the UK's internet quickly spirals into rants about copyright, satellites, and our boring cyberpunk present. Beware of Disney+ spoilers: spoiler! It sucks!

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Episode 027 - Crystal Catgirl Catalogue (feat. Grav)

November 12th, 2019

1:16:25

This week we've brought on Grav (@GravCast) of the Grift Patrol (@GriftPatrol) and start off by talking about using crystals to preserve the human …

Episode 026b - Conquest of Bread, The Graphic Novel (feat. JJ Demon)

November 8th, 2019

1:05:47

Zach (@shenobi1kenobi) is joined this episode by JJ Demon (@jjdemonic) who makes awesome leftist music and shares stories from his battle with capitalism as they discuss surviving the 21st century and trying to create a …

Episode 026 - Kevin "Joker" James (feat. Artemis)

November 5th, 2019

1:17:15

Join us for yet another episode where we can't seem to shut up about everyone's favorite late 2019 clown movie- Gemini Man, of course! We're joined by Artemis (@CynicalSwanson) to talk Halloween/protest costumes, the …

Episode 025 - Halloween S&M Illuminati (feat. Dumb and Awful)

October 31st, 2019

1:30:04

Ride along on the haunted hayride that is this podcast as it careens off the trail and into a crowd of trick-or-treaters. We get aggressively …

Episode 024 - Poutine Destruction Montage (feat. Drum Circle Jerk)

October 22nd, 2019

1:16:50

Tune in, turn on, burn out, and circle up as we let out our inner Trailer Park Boys for an aggressively Canadian affair. Featuring special guests Eytan (@Eytaaaaaan) and Brice (@this_is_walmer) from Drum Circle Jerk …

Episode 023b - Police Brutality is a Global Phenomenon! (feat. Cry Baby Sleep)

October 18th, 2019

1:22:28

We dragged Bo into the studio to record a fantastic episode with @jonomilo from the @crybabysleep podcast to talk about all of the state sanctioned executions that have been validated this week by the highest courts in …

Episode 023 - Pizza Pachyderm Apocalypse (feat. Ironweeds)

October 16th, 2019

1:48:39

Come along and listen to us lose our collective shit as we talk pizza, police, and our plans for the death of the biosphere. We brought on Chris from …

Episode 022 - Federal Fulfilment Centers (feat. Does It Slap?)

October 8th, 2019

1:32:09

Hey-o! We’re PAHDCASTIN over here! This episode is manic as fuck. We had Darin (@WebbDarin) from the “Does It Slap?” podcast (@doesitslappod) join us to talk about the Joker movie breaking box office records, Yang and …

Episode 021 - KikTok Guyger Counters

October 1st, 2019

1:19:10

This is an episode with juuust the boys so of COURSE we talk about Kanye, whether to get a Patreon, election hacking, and how horny cops are the most deadly cops.

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Episode 020b - Dan Crenshaw (feat. What a Hell of a Way to Die)

September 27th, 2019

1:30:30

Last episode we tried to make some policy bridges with a Libertarian, and nobody sits through a whole discussion on theory. This episode we had …

Episode 020 - Alien Climate Opioids (feat. Cold Pizza Party)

September 24th, 2019

1:37:13

In this jam-packed episode, the boys are joined by @coldpizzaparty and @bonecamaro from the Cold Pizza Party Podcast to talk about the upcoming …

Episode 019b - Crossing Open Borders (feat. Sam Coppinger)

September 19th, 2019

1:22:54

The Boys are joined by the Owner and Admin of Libertarian Memes for Neoliberal Teens Sam Coppinger for another round of Bottom Unity discussion, …

Episode 019 - Utah Bibleman Fetuses

September 17th, 2019

1:22:38

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Episode 018 - Borderland Boomer Bisection (feat. Minion Death Cult)

September 10th, 2019

1:24:24

So sorry about all these audio issues, folks! But we think we finally got everything fixed so fingers crossed! This week, we brought on the wonderful …

Episode 017 - Massachusetts Ecofascist Blackface

September 3rd, 2019

1:10:11

Lots of headlines in the news this week, so we bounce around all over the place. Hope y'all enjoy hearing us talk about Alabama blackface, twins fighting to the death, and deciding what exactly makes someone an …

Episode 016 - Spiderman Pr0n Reactors

August 26th, 2019

1:16:28

The boys circle the wagons this episode and try to discuss how to get a Bad Dragon sponsorship and start their own nuclear-reactor-powered currency. Topics we discuss include Disney+, Chicken Sandwiches, and our FIRST …

Episode 015 - Tennessee Teen Titans

August 20th, 2019

39:14

We had just wrapped up doing a guest spot on Minion Death Cult when we recorded this so we're all a little loopy in this one as we try and hit the …

Episode 014b - Exploring the Alt-Left Pipeline (feat. Authentic Discourse)

August 16th, 2019

1:11:12

In this special bonus episode, Zach and Raul (@starchild91) of the Authentic Discourse Podcast (@authenticdiscourse) discuss the best ways to convert …

Episode 014 - Racist Dinosaur Roulette

August 13th, 2019

1:04:06

Watch our new Twitch series, Fridays at 8PM CST!! https://www.twitch.tv/psychicdolphingarageKelton and Bo hold the fort down while Zack is away on a …

Episode 013 - DSA Orbcore Trailers

August 6th, 2019

1:02:27

We take a look under the hood of a 1998 Chevy Trailblazer and discuss the DSA's National Convention, our Marianne Williamson regrets, and Kanye's new HUD housing projects. New projects coming soon!! 


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Episode 012 - Arizona Surgeon Sushi

July 30th, 2019

1:19:30

The grab-bag horror show features a DNC debate preview, bashing on stupid restaurants, a couple of pitches for Means TV, and Kelton having a mental breakdown thanks to Equifax and the price of postage. Thank god for …

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Podcasters use the RadioPublic listener relationship platform to build lasting connections with fans

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Find new listeners

  • A dedicated website for your podcast
  • Web embed players designed to convert visitors to listeners in the RadioPublic apps for iPhone and Android
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Understand your audience

  • Capture listener activity with affinity scores
  • Measure your promotional campaigns and integrate with Google and Facebook analytics
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Engage your fanbase

  • Deliver timely Calls To Action, including email acquistion for your mailing list
  • Share exactly the right moment in an episode via text, email, and social media
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Make money

  • Tip and transfer funds directly to podcastsers
  • Earn money for qualified plays in the RadioPublic apps with Paid Listens