Hello, my name is Salve Chagrin, podcast deity and more importantly, president of the PodFix Network.
Think of me as Zeus, and these are the many half-god children I spawned by blessing all of humanity with my vast knowledge.
To put it in layman’s terms, I created a master class; “How to become an uber successful and enigmatically entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”
I did this to share my infinite wisdom with the masses. For the past few weeks, I have opened the valve of my insight, til the cup that is your brain runneth over. And now like any great late night infomercial would say: 'But Wait, there’s more!' And whether your mind palace has enough vacancies to house it all remains to be seen. Yet here we go.
Normally, I charge $1000 for all the game changing education in my masterclass, but for a few more days, it is all yours for free. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am foolishly giving it away to commoners like yourself. Much like my network PodFix is giving away prize packs to 5 of you lucky listeners. Giving undeserving people mugs, magnets, and stickers is a great way to bring eyes, as well as ears to your podcast. Every time they sip on a steaming hot cup of Folgers, they will think of your podcast as well as your generosity. Every time they turn the key of their car, Every time they head out into this crazy world, there will be peace in their heart. There will be fullness in their soul. It is this oneness with the universe that can only come from a keychain they won in an online contest. Every time they put their child’s questionable art on the fridge, it will be your magnet that will help uplift their sense of pride and spare their child weeks of expensive therapy. And every time that same child slaps a sticker on the wall and they have to scrape it off. They will repaint that spot. and they will blame YOU for it. Because in podcasting, much like life, you have to take the good with the bad.
Now, go dear listener, subscribe to Podfix presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you will want to give it more. And then tell others to do the same. But make sure you use the 5 stars will be fine line. Tt tested really well with our focus groups.
Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcasting life forever.
Namaste.
Chagrin out!
March Master Class: Day 22 - PodSix - The Lost Episode Feat. 2 Girls On A Bench and I Shake My Head
It's the PodSix! One (or more) of your favorite Podfix hosts interviews another (or more) with six (or more?) random questions. We learn more about our network's family and so can you.
This month 2 Girls On A Bench chat it up with I Shake My Head
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