Yo dudezz! Today I'm randomly ranting about why our president Donald Trump didn't ask me to be his trim coordinator, and how no one's going to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 except for THE ROCK ~ And being happy with what you have, not what you don't have.
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Went to the Alec Baldwin Roast dooooodzz! No sign of Steven! ~ Please don't try to FaceTime me ~ How many people love free samples?!
This episode got a little weird even for me! Kressy was there, my hipster friend George @georgespits @llamabeatscrew my new DJ friend in on it, and Anah @anahboat. But that's what Random Rants is about doooodzz! We go …
Dave Chapelle and Donald Trump are the only two people who can say and do the things that they do and somehow get away with it! Check out Dave's new Netflix special ~ also with my sexy pharmacist and Eliza Winn ranting …
Just got back form New York City, had fun on FOX NEWS! No, I'm not a racist, but I do love watermelon, but not as much as I love Quentin Tarantino's …
Still partying with Krusty Crew in Silverlake after my crazy Vegas trip getting kicked out of the Dj booth at the Palms. Also, what we NEVER see on Instagram!
Welcome to Random Rants #101 with Pauly Shore! In this episode: Pauly is joined by a cast of characters. Pauly has some thoughts on Mueller, Dance …
This week Pauly finds a new producer for the show, rants about technology, sex, groceries, and answers fan mail!
Yo dudezz! I just got back from Saudi Arabia! Boy was that something different! Take a watch to this last rant that should make you appreciate what …
Yo Brozz, I'm Ranting from the Fourplex! This week I talk about the NBA Finals, not cool baristas, and my neighbor get pissed that I was porkin to …
Yo brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex. My Dad recently passed and I wanted to dedicate this episode to him. He was an amazing father, an amazing comedian, and an amazing man. I'll carry on your legacy while you're …
Yo brozz! Ranting from the Fourplex, this week I'm talking about my near death experience in Las Vegas, and living with you career decisions. Also, I …
Yo brozz! Im Ranting from the Fourplex, trying to be left alone but I gotta deal with Second Hand people problems like Loud Cars and Babies on Planes. I also got a new invention! Check it out!
Yo Brozz! Ranting form the Fourplex while makin some grub! I dress up for Cinco De Mayo, make breakfast before flyin to Vegas, and talk some UFC. Check it out dudez!
Yo brozz! Ranting from The Fourplex again. feeling a little off today, but I get into Social Media, Instagram Models, and why Millennials need to put the phone down!
Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again! This time I talk about Homeless People in LA, the Avengers, and why my skin doesn't look crusty! Check it out
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Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again, this time after the sun has gone down. I talk my new invention, Trailblazers vs OKC, Safe Sex, and have another dance party! Check it out!
Ranting from the Fourplex about Instagram Models getting mad when dudes like me compliment them, wrapping my new movie, and my Filipino Neighbors filled my belly brozz!
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Ranting from the Fourplex about how bands should wear makeup or masks and never call themselves Boys, Tiger Woods is back dudez, and Jussie Smollett …
New episode of Random Rants, Ranting from the Fourplex about how crusty, frizzy, and dried out my hair is. Also, I recently I got my son accepted to USC, even though he has never taken the SAT, but I paid for it Brozz!
This episode on Pauly Shore's Random Rants...I'm ranting from the Fourplex about how I almost accidentally burned down my place! I talk Mom's …
Yo brozz! Another episode of Random Rants podcast, now with video! I talk about getting older, Nascar, and the miracle of life! How little brozz are …
Random Rants has video now! Come watch me Rant from the Fourplex brozz! Instead of Big Brother, now its Big Weasel! This is where I actually live. This is the real deal. Check it out!
Giving you guys more information about my upcoming movie "Guest House", upcoming shows, and everything Wiez.
Talking about my trip to Mexico, visiting my dad for his 92nd birthday, and grocery shopping for fruit and veggies!
First podcast of 2019, brozzzz! Broadcasting live (sort of) near Donald Trump's wall... Not cool, dooodz. Talking about trying to get a Netflix …
Talking about a whole bunch of cool stuff, feeling really good tonight laying it all out . Have a great New Year’s be safe guys
When I do my Podcasts, I don’t really do a diary but this was more like a diary of my Christmas day. If you want to know what Pauly Shore did …
This episode is not too exciting...but I’m definitely letting you know where I’m at. As of today, everybody is out of LA I’m alone here but then again I’m with me so I’m not alone
Laying the land of upcoming weeks. Guess what dudes? I got a movie. I play a squatter, Trump's going down, bros! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
Wieze the vote! Midterms are coming up, brozzz. Talked to my 91-year-old dad Sammy Shore. God bless him. My tour is leaving Denver and heading to the …
Halloween is a spooky night! Talking about staying in this Halloween, how I used to go to the Playboy parties, and the Landing Patch Bible.
Hanging out my hotel room in Syracuse, New York, playing the old diamond, letting go, and having fun silly willy.
What's up, doods! Hanging out in Albany, New York letting you guys know about the structure of my one-man show and staying super positive. Also, I’m excited for my short Sin City Psycho!
Hey, guys. Thanks for all your awesome emails. I’m definitely feeling better and wanted to update you on what was going on with me. I'm definitely at peace. Take a listen!
Recently had more drama in my life. My sister Sandi Shore passed away and I’ve hit bottom. I feel as though I need to have a baby and start a family. Thank you to all of my fans. This podcast is to you.
Yo! Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, and talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas. Good vibezzzz, broooo!
What's up, guys. I'm lying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world and just life in general.
Happy Labor Day, doooooodz! Today I'm talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I'm currently working on. Stay tuned for more!
You know how sometimes you can't sleep, so you gotta speak to someone? That's me right now. Talking about family, how wild Trump and his cronies are, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms!
Yo, broooz! Talking about drinking, our weird infatuation with serial killers, and being satisfied in my apartment.
Hung out with some friends and felt like doing some rants. Tonight I'm talking about my new projects coming up and the future of PAULY SHORE!
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening. Visited the Western Wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vladimir Putin in …
It’s Fourth of July with the Wiez, doodz! I'm hanging out at Pacific Beach in San Diego and doing the rants from the condo. Today was a good day! …
Dudes, I'm trying to downsize and get into semi-retirement mode. First, I gotta before I sell my six-part documentary series "Stands Alone", broozz! …
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. As you know,Anthony Bourdain killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise, so I talk about that and other things in this next episode. Just low-key kicking back.
Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I'm totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho, too. Thank you for being my friends.
Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my four-plex. I'm having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James.
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you, Gary and I always will. You were not only a …
I’m looking for a new assistant. My old assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let that butterfly fly away. All good things must come to an end, …
It’s time to put together a one-man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen. Let me know.
Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you and today was an odd one .
Dealing with the passing of Mom as best I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.
Webcam babes are making the cash, broooz! 💰
This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Year!
Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!
Took a break around the holidays, but I'm back and better than ever. Earth to stoners! come in, stoners!
Very raw and uncensored. I'm just telling you how I feel today about relationships, my mom, and much, much more.
I'm really happy for comics who are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. It's pretty crazy. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. Also, I'm considering moving to Thailand. I think I'd fit in there.
Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed, so I took the day off. Whatever though, you guys. I still want you to check out my new show on Crackle! Love you all :)
Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I'm the new Seinfeld! What's the deal with that, brozzz?!
I'm back home in the Four-Plex. I'm alone tonight and I'm getting very personal😳. Enjoy.
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Not cool, bro. Not into it. Spatch. Also, I've …
I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!
Rise and grind, brozz! Early Bird Catches the Wiez.
The grass isn't always greener, you guys. Seriously.
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any …
I thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today's kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises …
If the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.
I shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!
Trump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.
I'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go …
I still can't believe the orange baboon is our president. He's so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.
Encore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday is going to be awesome.
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Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, gurrrl?!
I wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I …
Orange baboon! What's up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C'mon, bro. You're lagging.
Let's all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He's gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.
So long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!
Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!
I'm living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I'm tired. Goodnight.
Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.
There's fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one's the real deal.
Yeah, dawg! Let's do this. I got back my mojo and I'm looking for a dojo... brooo!
Mmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.
Where's my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on …
I've been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.
I'm in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
I'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not …
Bye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!
I'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!
Everyone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.
You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.
It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!
I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.
It's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!
I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.
I'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!
I got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!