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Episode 006 - "Life Before the Internet"

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It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!

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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 91 "Getting Older/Second Hand People Problemz Brozz"

May 9th, 2019

33:59

Yo brozz! Im Ranting from the Fourplex, trying to be left alone but I gotta deal with Second Hand people problems like Loud Cars and Babies on Planes. I also got a new invention! Check it out! 

Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 90 "Worst Part of Death/Makin Breafast on Cinco De Mayo"

May 8th, 2019

36:48

Yo Brozz! Ranting form the Fourplex while makin some grub! I dress up for Cinco De Mayo, make breakfast before flyin to Vegas, and talk some UFC. Check it out dudez!

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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 89 "Timing is Off at the Fourplex/Ranting About Social Media"

May 2nd, 2019

29:58

Yo brozz! Ranting from The Fourplex again. feeling a little off today, but I get into Social Media, Instagram Models, and why Millennials need to put the phone down!

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Pauly Shore's Random Rant's - 88 "I'm Not Interested in Seeing Avengers/LA Homeless are Wild Doodzz"

May 2nd, 2019

34:19

Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again! This time I talk about Homeless People in LA, the Avengers, and why my skin doesn't look crusty! Check it out

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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 87 "Night Time in the Fourplex/My New Pillow Idea"

May 2nd, 2019

26:16

Yo Brozz! I'm Ranting from the Fourplex again, this time after the sun has gone down. I talk my new invention, Trailblazers vs OKC, Safe Sex, and have another dance party! Check it out!

Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 86 "Easter With My Filipino Neighbors/Wrapping My New Movie GuestHouse"

May 2nd, 2019

31:07

Ranting from the Fourplex about Instagram Models getting mad when dudes like me compliment them, wrapping my new movie, and my Filipino Neighbors filled my belly brozz!  

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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 85 "Enjoy the Now Brozz/Don't Call Your Band ___ Boys"

May 2nd, 2019

30:37

Ranting from the Fourplex about how bands should wear makeup or  masks and never call themselves Boys, Tiger Woods is back dudez, and Jussie Smollett …

Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 84 "My Hair is Getting Super Crusty/I Paid for My Son to get into USC"

May 2nd, 2019

27:45

New episode of Random Rants, Ranting from the Fourplex about how crusty, frizzy, and dried out my hair is. Also, I recently I got my son accepted to USC, even though he has never taken the SAT, but I paid for it Brozz! 

Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 83 "Fire in the Fourplex/1 Year Anniversary of Mom's Passing"

April 11th, 2019

26:04

This episode on Pauly Shore's Random Rants...I'm ranting from the Fourplex about how I almost accidentally burned down my place! I talk Mom's …

Random Rants 82 "Appreciating Life from the Fourplex"

April 8th, 2019

28:27

Yo brozz! Another episode of Random Rants podcast, now with video! I talk about getting older, Nascar, and the miracle of life! How little brozz are …

Episode 81 - "Messin with my Filipino Neighbors/Trump Scared of Biden"

April 8th, 2019

27:17

Random Rants has video now! Come watch me Rant from the Fourplex brozz! Instead of Big Brother, now its Big Weasel! This is where I actually live. …

Episode 80 - "I don’t Know What This One’s About"

February 22nd, 2019

47:12

Giving you guys more information about my upcoming movie "Guest House", upcoming shows, and everything Wiez.

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Episode 079 - "Back in the Saddle, Late Night Flowin'"

February 9th, 2019

43:51

Talking about my trip to Mexico, visiting my dad for his 92nd birthday, and grocery shopping for fruit and veggies!

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Episode 078 - "Feeling Myself in Corpus Christi"

January 19th, 2019

20:11

First podcast of 2019, brozzzz! Broadcasting live (sort of) near Donald Trump's wall... Not cool, dooodz. Talking about trying to get a Netflix …

Episode 077 - "Saying Goodbye to 2018"

December 30th, 2018

31:04

Talking about a whole bunch of cool stuff, feeling really good tonight laying it all out . Have a great New Year’s be safe guys

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Episode 076 - " I Survived Christmas, You Survive Christmas and Had a Great Time"

December 26th, 2018

34:00

 When I do my Podcasts, I don’t really do a diary but this was more like a diary of my Christmas day. If you want to know what Pauly Shore did …

Episode 075 - "Getting Ready for Christmas"

December 23rd, 2018

32:24

This episode is not too exciting...but I’m definitely letting you know where I’m at. As of today, everybody is out of LA I’m alone here but then …

Episode 074 - Slowly wrapping up the year, it's getting close to Christmas

December 12th, 2018

19:44

Laying the land of upcoming weeks. Guess what dudes? I got a movie. I play a squatter, Trump's going down, bros! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her …

Episode 073 - "Big Week with the Midterms"

November 5th, 2018

52:32

Wieze the vote! Midterms are coming up, brozzz. Talked to my 91-year-old dad Sammy Shore. God bless him. My tour is leaving Denver and heading to the …

Episode 072 - "Halloween on a School Night"

November 1st, 2018

26:51

Halloween is a spooky night! Talking about staying in this Halloween, how I used to go to the Playboy parties, and the Landing Patch Bible.

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Episode 071 - "Disjointed Episode"

October 14th, 2018

55:08

Hanging out my hotel room in Syracuse, New York, playing the old diamond, letting go, and having fun silly willy.

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Episode 070 - "Sin City Psycho"

October 11th, 2018

31:29

What's up, doods! Hanging out in Albany, New York letting you guys know about the structure of my one-man show and staying super positive. Also, I’m …

Episode 069 - "I'm Feeling Better"

October 8th, 2018

23:21

Hey, guys. Thanks for all your awesome emails. I’m definitely feeling better and wanted to update you on what was going on with me. I'm definitely at …

Episode 068 - "My Sister Passed Away"

October 5th, 2018

31:43

Recently had more drama in my life. My sister Sandi Shore passed away and I’ve hit bottom. I feel as though I need to have a baby and start a family. Thank you to all of my fans. This podcast is to you.

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Episode 067 - "Life Is Good and New Sketch Ideas Are Comin'"

September 20th, 2018

30:39

Yo! Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, and talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas. Good vibezzzz, broooo!

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Episode 066 - "Comedians, the Comedy World, and My Life Currently"

September 12th, 2018

31:54

What's up, guys. I'm lying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world and just life in general.

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Episode 065 - "Labor Day, Malibu, and Current Projects"

September 2nd, 2018

29:00

Happy Labor Day, doooooodz! Today I'm talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I'm currently working on. Stay tuned for more!

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Episode 064 - "Insomnia. Can't Sleep and It's The Middle of the Morning"

August 23rd, 2018

1:37:31

You know how sometimes you can't sleep, so you gotta speak to someone? That's me right now. Talking about family, how wild Trump and his cronies are, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms!

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Episode 063 - "Letting It All Hang Out on a Friday Night"

August 11th, 2018

28:24

Yo, broooz! Talking about drinking, our weird infatuation with serial killers, and being satisfied in my apartment.

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Episode 062 - "Just Another Friday Night, Letting It All Hang Out"

August 4th, 2018

0:39

Hung out with some friends and felt like doing some rants. Tonight I'm talking about my new projects coming up and the future of PAULY SHORE!

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Episode 061 - "My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow"

August 3rd, 2018

54:17

I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening. Visited the Western Wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vladimir Putin in …

Episode 060 - "Hanging Out in Pacific Beach"

July 3rd, 2018

20:07

It’s Fourth of July with the Wiez, doodz! I'm hanging out at Pacific Beach in San Diego and doing the rants from the condo. Today was a good day! …

Episode 059 - "Surviving Off My Real Estate"

June 25th, 2018

25:18

Dudes, I'm trying to downsize and get into semi-retirement mode. First, I gotta before I sell my six-part documentary series "Stands Alone", broozz! …

Episode 058 - "Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool."

June 10th, 2018

33:20

It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. As you know,Anthony Bourdain killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise, so I talk about that and other things in this next episode. Just low-key kicking back.

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Episode 057 - "Buried My Friend Gary in Vegas"

June 4th, 2018

29:56

Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I'm totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho, too. Thank you for being my friends.

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Episode 056 - "LeBron James Is Scared of Me"

May 30th, 2018

16:00

Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my four-plex. I'm having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James.

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Episode 055 - "Saying Goodbye to My Friend Gary"

May 29th, 2018

40:06

This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you, Gary and I always will. You were not only a …

Episode 054 - "Solo Mission on Saturday Night"

May 20th, 2018

39:44

I’m looking for a new assistant. My old assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let that butterfly fly away. All good things must come to an end, …

Episode 053 - "I Think I Have a Great Idea"

May 3rd, 2018

11:53

It’s time to put together a one-man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen. Let me know.

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Episode 052 - "My Buddy JB Ended His Life. I Spent time with Jim Carrey"

April 29th, 2018

21:46

Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you and today was an odd one .

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Episode 051 - "Mom Passed"

April 19th, 2018

15:59

Dealing with the passing of Mom as best I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so …

Episode 049 - "Swimming With the Pigs"

December 30th, 2017

24:34

This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Year!

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Episode 048 - "The Big Apple and Trump's Report Card"

December 19th, 2017

25:06

Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!

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Episode 047 - "Holiday Season Is a Weird Time"

December 11th, 2017

16:07

Took a break around the holidays, but I'm back and better than ever. Earth to stoners! come in, stoners!

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Episode 046 - "Personal Stuff and Women in My Life"

July 26th, 2017

24:12

Very raw and uncensored. I'm just telling you how I feel today about relationships, my mom, and much, much more.

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Episode 045 - "Moving to Thailand"

June 30th, 2017

22:30

I'm really happy for comics who are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. It's pretty crazy. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. Also, I'm considering moving to Thailand. I think I'd fit in there.

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Episode 044 - "Talked to Mike Tyson and Trump Spatched"

May 19th, 2017

29:10

Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed, so I took the day off. Whatever though, you guys. I still want you to check out my new show on Crackle! Love you all :)

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Episode 043 - "Coffee Maker Broke and My New Show Is on Crackle"

May 12th, 2017

25:20

Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I'm the new Seinfeld! What's the deal with that, …

Episode 042 - "My Sister Had Surgery and Captured with Bobby Lee"

April 11th, 2017

22:20

I'm back home in the Four-Plex. I'm alone tonight and I'm getting very personal😳. Enjoy.

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Episode 041 - "Bye Bye Birdy and I Baby Powder My Balls"

April 4th, 2017

32:55

Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Not cool, bro. Not into it. Spatch. Also, I've …

Episode 040 - "Bobby Lee's Penis and Enjoy Your Saturday"

April 1st, 2017

36:34

I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!

Episode 038 - "Missing My Ex"

March 8th, 2017

23:03

The grass isn't always greener, you guys. Seriously.

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Episode 037 - "Matzah Balls and Kellyanne Conway"

March 1st, 2017

22:26

Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any …

Episode 036 - "Kids Today, Black Dudes and White Chicks"

February 17th, 2017

21:32

I thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today's kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises …

Episode 035 - "Kirk Fox Is Getting Married!"

February 15th, 2017

35:24

If the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.

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Episode 034 - "Joe Rogan & I Are Friends and Adam Sandler Is King"

February 7th, 2017

29:06

I shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!

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Episode 033 - "Ban All Wiezelz"

January 29th, 2017

20:16

Trump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.

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Episode 032 - "I'm Burnt and Mexico & US Should Pay for the Wall"

January 27th, 2017

21:53

I'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go …

Episode 031 - "Trump Is Our Prez and Dad turns 90"

January 22nd, 2017

32:27

I still can't believe the orange baboon is our president. He's so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.

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Episode 030 - "Neal Brennan on Netflix and Dad's 90th Bday at The Comedy Store

January 20th, 2017

28:59

Encore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday is going to be awesome.

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Episode 029 - "Sara Patti"

January 14th, 2017

21:58

Sara Patti is the number-one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at paulyrants@gmail.com. Love you, Patti Melt.

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Episode 028 - "Saying Bye to Obama"

January 11th, 2017

20:06

Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, …

Episode 027 - "Wrongfully Accused and the Golden Globes"

January 9th, 2017

17:05

I wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I …

Episode 026 - "President-Elect"

January 4th, 2017

28:44

Orange baboon! What's up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C'mon, bro. You're …

Episode 025 - "Dad's 90th Birthday"

January 3rd, 2017

24:06

Let's all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He's gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.

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Episode 024 - "Bye to 2016 and Korean Spas"

January 1st, 2017

43:50

So long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!

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023 - "My Christmas in Gilbert"

December 26th, 2016

26:00

Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!

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Episode 022 - "Buffalo Hotel and Life Before the Internet"

December 17th, 2016

30:27

I'm living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!

Episode 021 - "Girlfriend's for Christmas and Buffalo"

December 17th, 2016

28:12

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.

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Episode 20 - "Prison Shows and Naps"

December 11th, 2016

21:57

Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I'm tired. Goodnight.

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Episode 019 - "My NYC Trip Was Trippy"

December 8th, 2016

15:59

Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.

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Episode 018 "The Real Deal"

December 3rd, 2016

26:52

There's fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one's the real deal.

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Episode 017 - "Feeling It"

November 29th, 2016

19:33

Yeah, dawg! Let's do this. I got back my mojo and I'm looking for a dojo... brooo!

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Episode 016 - "Looking Back"

November 26th, 2016

15:08

Mmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.

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Episode 015 - "Fly-Over States"

November 23rd, 2016

14:54

Where's my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on …

Episode 014 - "Frustrated with My Stand Up"

November 20th, 2016

16:37

I've been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.

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Episode 013 - "Feeling Good"

November 18th, 2016

16:40

I'm in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.

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Episode 011 - "My Life Now and More Trump"

November 12th, 2016

18:54

I'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not …

Episode 010 - "Trump"

November 9th, 2016

15:08

Bye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!

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Episode 009 - "Night Before the Election"

November 8th, 2016

12:34

I'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!

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Episode 008 - "San Antonio Airport"

November 6th, 2016

22:43

Everyone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.

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Episode 007 - "What's in My Head"

October 29th, 2016

14:50

You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.

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Episode 005 - "Glass Half Full and Traveling"

October 21st, 2016

17:48

I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.

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Episode 004 - "Clinton vs Trump and Middle America"

October 15th, 2016

17:33

It's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!

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Episode 003 - "What I've Been up to and Allie Boo Boo"

October 14th, 2016

21:38

I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.

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Episode 002 - "Caitlyn Jenner, Social Media, and the Gym"

October 14th, 2016

19:37

I'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!

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Episode 001 - "Welcome to Random Rants!"

October 14th, 2016

13:08

I got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!

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