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Every week Jackie Zebrowski, MJ Knefel and Holden McNeely give you the yeehas and the yahoos on celebrity gossip so you can talk to your co-workers and finally know what the hell they're talking about. Brought to you by The Last Podcast Network Write to us! Page7podcast@gmail.com

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Farewell

February 22nd, 2024

0:39

An important message from RadioPublic

Ep. 529: It's Backwards Week

March 28th, 2024

1:18:07

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer …

Ep. 528: Goonin' Makes Him Feel Good

March 21st, 2024

1:22:08

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on …

Ep. 527: Holden Is Missing

March 14th, 2024

1:22:36

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's …

Ep. 526: Heirs & Spares

March 7th, 2024

1:19:15

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from …

Ep. 525: That's Gen X for Ya, Baby

February 29th, 2024

1:26:29

This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM", Jackie and MJ head down the G Flip Slippery Slide, Machine Gun Kelly …

Ep. 524: He Did This for SPAWN!?

February 22nd, 2024

1:21:32

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song only dogs can hear, …

Ep. 523: I Love Thy Neighbor, Skeet Skeet

February 15th, 2024

1:28:21

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally …

Ep. 522: Please Put Me in the Goo

February 8th, 2024

1:12:03

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on …

Ep. 521: Can I Show You My Gape?

February 1st, 2024

1:21:18

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely …

Ep. 520: Pauly Shore's Maestro

January 25th, 2024

1:12:54

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, …

Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

January 18th, 2024

1:21:14

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You …

Ep. 518: The 'Thank You Bitches' Award

January 11th, 2024

1:17:15

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his …

Talkin' New Years

January 4th, 2024

1:04:47

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday …

Best. Christmas. Ever! WATCHALONG

December 28th, 2023

1:30:54

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!  

 

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Ep. 517: I'm Dead In Porn Years

December 21st, 2023

1:24:39

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and …

Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

December 14th, 2023

1:28:15

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ …

Ep. 515: WWE But With Kissing

December 7th, 2023

1:23:49

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas …

Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

November 30th, 2023

1:17:17

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh …

Saving Christmas WATCHALONG

November 23rd, 2023

1:34:12

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas!

 

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Ep. 513: Rubik's Cube Talk > Tay Tay

November 16th, 2023

1:21:38

This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her claim as the Mariah Carey of the aforementioned Turkey Day, don't have …

Ep. 512: It's The goop Guide Episode!

November 10th, 2023

1:19:30

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding …

Ep. 511: Spooky Lasagna

November 3rd, 2023

1:18:08

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on …

Ep. 510: The Witching Hour

October 26th, 2023

1:20:21

This week Holden is STILL CUBIN', Jackie's dodgin' knives and takin' a dive into The Woman in Me, and MJ IS NOT LATE-30's HOLDEN!, plus the SAG AFTRA …

Ep. 509: What Does GUNT mean?

October 19th, 2023

1:16:30

This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational …

Ep. 508: The Gimp Masks and The Jheri Curl Wigs

October 12th, 2023

1:24:57

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his …

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2005

October 5th, 2023

1:04:26

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the …

Ep. 507: Give Me More Pitbull

September 28th, 2023

1:15:24

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, …

Ep. 506: Austin Powers Fever is Here to Stay

September 21st, 2023

1:24:49

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are still sweatin' out that Austin Powers Fever but that ain't gonna stop them from gossin' 'bout catchin' hands …

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2011

September 14th, 2023

1:04:44

Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and …

Ep. 505: The Crucifixion of Holden Episode

September 7th, 2023

1:27:37

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 137: This Very Special Episode of Riverdale Watchalong Roundup

September 6th, 2023

57:55

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES.

 

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Austin Powers WATCHALONG

August 31st, 2023

1:35:04

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG.

 

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1995

August 24th, 2023

1:13:31

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 136: Riverdale, WTF

August 19th, 2023

48:53

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBER

ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER

and one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather round the screen to talk about our thoughts on the FINAL …

Ep. 504: SHE Has Risen

August 17th, 2023

1:20:54

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 135: Ah, Riverdale, Ya Got Me Again

August 12th, 2023

44:16

Somebody set up us the bomb.

 

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Ep. 503: Watchin' Ordinary People on a Summer Night

August 10th, 2023

1:22:57

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 133 & 134: Stop The Film, That's My Sister!

August 5th, 2023

50:40

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS

 

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Ep. 502: For Whom The Jackie Tolls

August 4th, 2023

1:11:07

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a …

Ep. 501: Horny in the City

July 27th, 2023

1:22:49

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 132: It's Not Darkness, It's Just Horniess

July 22nd, 2023

52:47

Riverdale is for fathers.

 

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Ep. 500: No one cares.

July 21st, 2023

1:21:24

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER …

American Pie WATCH-ALONG

July 13th, 2023

1:43:34

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE!

 

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 131: They've Made the Entire Universe Gay

July 8th, 2023

49:06

"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse!

 

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Ep. 499: Sequins On The Corpse Bag

July 7th, 2023

1:17:57

This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 130: You're The Red Menace

June 30th, 2023

53:50

As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident?

 

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Ep. 498: He's Dim and He's Mid

June 29th, 2023

1:16:20

This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 129: Shame With My Own Heteronormativity

June 26th, 2023

50:19

KISSIN'

 

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Ep. 497: These Fuckin' Jibbitz

June 22nd, 2023

1:30:47

This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all …

Ep. 496: Nü-Metal Has Problems Too

June 15th, 2023

1:20:03

This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 128: But That IS A CoinciPink

June 10th, 2023

55:55

WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK?
 

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Ep. 495: The Scatting of Kim Cattrall

June 8th, 2023

1:21:54

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall (kinda) returning to Sex in the City, Barbrie causing a literal pink …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 127: Did Ya Know He Was A COMMIE?

June 3rd, 2023

48:43

It really does always come back to Mormon.

 

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Ep. 494: The Serbian Film of Comedies

June 2nd, 2023

1:28:41

On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 126: We Really Are In It Together

May 27th, 2023

53:32

This one's for you Elizabeth!

 

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Ep. 493: Let Utah Cum

May 25th, 2023

1:15:42

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but she sure is a CHICKEN CHOKER, Nick Cannon continues to …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 125: Doesn't That Sound Like A Jackieism?

May 19th, 2023

54:51

Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode!

 

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Ep. 492: Generational Nut

May 18th, 2023

1:09:35

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 124: Give Kevin His Time

May 16th, 2023

37:05

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS

 

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2013

May 11th, 2023

1:13:06

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 122 & 123: Archie's Penis is Going to Fall Off

May 6th, 2023

56:26

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major!

 

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Ep. 491: We Wanna Say Thank You, Holden

May 4th, 2023

1:27:46

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA …

High School Musical 3 WATCHALONG

April 27th, 2023

2:00:31

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG.

 

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 121: War Profiteering with Maple Syrup

April 22nd, 2023

53:39

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup.

 

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Ep. 490: Blow Up The Moon

April 20th, 2023

1:17:06

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 120: Don't Talk About Riverdale

April 14th, 2023

44:12

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer!

 

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Ep. 489: Love Is Dead

April 13th, 2023

1:18:55

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 119: I Think I Like It

April 11th, 2023

44:48

sock hop

noun

INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN

noun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hops

a dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet.

 

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Ep. 488: Ralph the Slumlord Turtle

April 6th, 2023

1:24:21

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 118: Welcome Back Riverdale

April 1st, 2023

46:09

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat"

 

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Ep. 487: Wynnie's World

March 30th, 2023

1:12:41

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski …

Ep. 486: Go Find Some Joy, Will Ya?

March 24th, 2023

1:19:51

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been …

Ep. 485: Nothing But Covid

March 16th, 2023

1:22:07

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how …

Ep. 484: Gerard Way's Ladder

March 9th, 2023

1:22:24

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end,  Holden shares his favorite bad …

Ep. 483: Death By A Thousand MILFs

March 3rd, 2023

1:24:21

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden …

Ep. 482: Call Me Gronkie

February 24th, 2023

1:20:47

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY …

Ep. 481: Nazi's Are Bad, Dude

February 17th, 2023

1:15:55

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules …

Ep. 480: The Devil's Work

February 10th, 2023

1:20:42

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith kickstarting the satanic cabals great war to end us all at …

Ep. 479: Datingdaughters@gmail.com

February 2nd, 2023

1:16:25

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of DILF Manor opening its doors to ensnare "barely legal brides", …

Ep. 478: DILFS Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

January 27th, 2023

1:14:24

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime Surprise and Black Eyed Peas feud, and da Oscar noms! And in Celebrity …

Ep. 477: This Is Our Hangover Episode

January 19th, 2023

1:20:29

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning …

Ep. 476: HEY HILLARY

January 12th, 2023

1:22:55

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of royal tea (including THE CURTSY), Alec Baldwin being a total simp for …

Ep. 475: There's So Many Bucket Hats, Y'all

January 6th, 2023

1:28:38

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid …

Meowy Catsmas II: Lost In New York

December 22nd, 2022

1:12:45

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays!
 

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Ep. 474: We're Making Hot Dog Chains For the Christmas Tree

December 15th, 2022

1:27:33

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction, a dose of Hot Dog Chat, R. Kelly's in-prison album drop and …

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2003

December 8th, 2022

1:11:54

This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service.

Ep. 473: 'Tis the Damn Season

December 1st, 2022

1:17:14

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and …

Falling for Christmas WATCHALONG

November 24th, 2022

1:48:24

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas!

 

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Ep. 472: Chicken of Distain

November 17th, 2022

1:17:16

This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son …

Ep. 471: Meesa Got A Hole I Need Plugging

November 11th, 2022

1:28:52

This week we're joined by Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser, PuppetJared) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the mess that is Twitter, who's the Jar Jar Binks of what, the best and …

High School Musical 2 WATCHALONG

November 3rd, 2022

1:56:04

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School …

Ep. 470: And Apparently That IS Sexual Harassment

October 28th, 2022

1:23:43

This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The …

Ep. 469: I'M BEING SHADOW BANNED

October 20th, 2022

1:20:57

This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being …

Ep. 468: We Love You, Snake Island

October 14th, 2022

1:27:04

This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen …

Ep. 467: More Like The WHY GUYS

October 6th, 2022

1:32:40

This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keepin' it hott, 'The Try Guys' drama, Bad …

Ep. 466: Did You Kill My Cat for Attention, Jackie?

September 30th, 2022

1:27:42

This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical lawsuit, the PR stunts behind Smile, Stallone gettin' back with …

Ep. 465: Anal Bead Supercomputer

September 23rd, 2022

1:18:17

This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story causing a buzzzz in the chess world, Sammi "maybe not a …

Ep. 464: I'm Sorry I Talked About Queen Elizabeth's Clitoral Stimulation

September 15th, 2022

1:20:35

This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing …

Ep. 463: ACAiPhone

September 8th, 2022

1:26:42

This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including …

High School Music WATCHALONG

September 1st, 2022

1:53:10

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2009

August 25th, 2022

1:08:36

This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael Jackson's death, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind, Farmville, …

Ep. 462: Jesus is the Man Who Takes Her Life

August 19th, 2022

1:31:20

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own …

Ep. 461: Xana-Do Rest in Peace

August 11th, 2022

1:17:34

This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 117: Thank You For Nothing

August 7th, 2022

50:34

We did it!

 

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Ep. 460: Just Bottles of Piss

August 4th, 2022

1:28:20

This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 116: Ya Know, There's Like A Couple of Jesuses

July 30th, 2022

56:27

An episode so nice they done it twice!

 

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Ep. 459: I Meated You Out, Bro

July 28th, 2022

1:22:43

This week we're gossin' 'bout Princess Lasagna Baby, some upcoming Stryx streams, Lala's performance in Stray, Vanessa Lachey opens her mouth, Terrence Howard and his brand new type of physics, the horrors of the …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 115: Tell Me What the Aura Means Jackie

July 23rd, 2022

46:11

"It should have been this the entire time" - Geoff

 

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Ep. 458: Cannibal in the Guest House

July 21st, 2022

1:25:24

This week we're gossin' 'bout how 'Jagged Little Pill' STILL HOLDS UP, the disturbing incest allegations against Ricky Martin, Armie Hammer continuing to exist, Bennifer finally being wed!, a quicky Gigli revisit, and …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 114: Do I Get Bangs?

July 16th, 2022

44:28

MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Blossom.

 

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Ep. 457: Cotton Eyed Joe is Very Difficult for Me

July 14th, 2022

1:18:44

This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the …

Ep. 456: You Know I'm Sexually Attracted to Richard Dreyfuss

July 7th, 2022

1:27:37

This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 113: That Was NOT NICE God

July 3rd, 2022

46:56

Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified.

 

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Ep. 455: Shut Up, Chris Pratt

June 30th, 2022

1:23:09

This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the horror of the catsupsicle, lakes with hot takes, disturbing …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 112: The Power of Song via Union via Mind Control

June 26th, 2022

48:43

Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten …

Ep. 454: Jackie and the Dirty Daddies

June 23rd, 2022

1:25:54

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" …

Ep. 453: Oops! All Buttholes

June 16th, 2022

1:20:22

This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the  actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred crotch shot, the news of Joker 2 being a musical Lady Gaga …

Ep. 452: Jubilee Is Just Dumb Word That's for Idiots

June 9th, 2022

1:24:18

This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee, Kim K and the great disappearing ass, it bein' …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 111: You Had Me At Jingle Jangle

June 4th, 2022

51:56

What happened in this episode!?

 

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Ep. 451: Welcome to Pooh Corner

June 2nd, 2022

1:17:40

This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 110: I'm Fugin' Right Now

May 27th, 2022

45:45

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski

 

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Ep. 450: Grapefruit Boot Scoot

May 26th, 2022

1:24:19

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 109: The Forging of Archie Andrews

May 21st, 2022

50:26

There's a lot going on.

 

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Ep. 449: I Am Pro-Sorcery

May 19th, 2022

1:31:00

Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 108: Now He's Bones

May 14th, 2022

46:12

Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead!

 

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Ep. 448: I'm The Jackie But I'm Also The Holden

May 12th, 2022

1:22:51

This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 107: Stop Having Adult Sex in a High School, Please

May 7th, 2022

48:00

Maple Syrup $20,000
Jingle Jangle $15,000
Orphan Children $80,000
Candles $36,000,000
Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back)  $15,000
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my town is dying 

 

Ep. 447: Your Butt Is A Fickle Mistress

May 5th, 2022

1:18:04

This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 106: When Does It End?

April 29th, 2022

46:23

If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before....

 

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Ep. 446: Bugs Bugs Take A Chug

April 28th, 2022

1:28:32

This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella, the Heard and Depp Trial, the Wachowski's auctioning items …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 105: This Is Like the 5th Time She's Been Mind Controlled

April 24th, 2022

49:03

MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens.

 

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2008

April 21st, 2022

1:24:55

Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 104: Back to Ghost Doll

April 16th, 2022

43:08

Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake?

 

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Ep. 445: Futuristic Diaper

April 14th, 2022

1:23:09

This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 103: Dreamscape Nightmare

April 9th, 2022

45:16

Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup!

 

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Ep. 444: How To Declutter Your Pet Count

April 7th, 2022

1:13:43

This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 101 & 102: It's Riverdale, Geoff!

April 1st, 2022

55:19

We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short!

 

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Ep. 443: But A Man Was Slapped

March 31st, 2022

1:23:31

This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more Oscars weirdness. Meanwhile, celeb conspiracy corner; Kid …

Ep. 442: Funky Beef Blasters

March 24th, 2022

1:16:50

This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in …

Ep. 441: Kidcation

March 17th, 2022

1:20:53

This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned …

Ep. 440: All Hail The Ranch Lords

March 10th, 2022

1:19:41

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The Batman, the Murder Mystery Stream on OhnoitsJackie sponsored …

Ep. 439: Karma with a K

March 3rd, 2022

1:21:34

This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of …

Ep. 438: Garfield's Not Dead

February 24th, 2022

1:13:20

This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing …

Ep. 437: The Throw Up Edition

February 17th, 2022

1:28:29

In this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued …

Ep. 436: I Mean...Cosmic Sin

February 10th, 2022

1:20:52

This week we're gossin' 'bout M I L K, the disaster that is the 2022 Olympics, the impending Super Bowl, Goop taking a chomp of THAT candle, Ariana …

Ep. 435: Nut 'n Strut

February 3rd, 2022

1:24:35

This week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's coming spawn, MJ’s Post Noro Glow, the cycle of love bombing …

Ep. 434: We Accept Carnal Lust

January 27th, 2022

1:19:52

This week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer …

Ep. 433: Get Out Your Knee Extenders Boys!

January 20th, 2022

1:19:59

This week we're gossin' 'bout the adventure of going to the furniture store, celebrity body part insurance policies, Holden's dark trumpet secrets, …

Ep. 432: #PorchGooseLife

January 13th, 2022

1:20:03

This week we mourn the passing of Bob Saget and goss' 'bout what's okay to talk about regarding Spider-Man: No Way Home, how many movie trailers is too many, the vast differences between movie and TV people, Jackie and …

Ep. 431: I Gotta Fart for a Living

January 6th, 2022

1:16:24

Holden and Jackie are joined by the fabulous Natalie Jean of LPN's SPUN as they mourn the loss of Betty White and goss' 'bout the ill-fated …

Ep. 430: My Power to Ye

December 30th, 2021

1:20:36

This week we're gossin' 'bout Holden's patented Sad Boy Christmas Birthday, reminiscing about the filmic experience of Cats ahead of the Twitch watch …

Meowy Catsmas!

December 23rd, 2021

1:12:33

It's that time of year again as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow.
 

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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 100: Riverdale State of Mind

December 18th, 2021

51:10

It's time to take a trip to the Great Pop's Chocolate Shop in the Sky with our returning special guest Geoff!

 

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Ep. 429: Have a Holly Jolly Kill Me

December 16th, 2021

1:14:19

This week we're gossin' 'bout our special guest, Spaceman Jenkin's day to day space life, Snoop Dogg reading a frustrating list of Golden Globe …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 99: We Call That Mindfulness and We're Thankful for That

December 10th, 2021

42:40

What's hard to understand? It's a simple generational curse.
 

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Ep. 428: Grimm Badger's Dead Animal Christmas

December 9th, 2021

1:20:50

This week we're gossin' 'bout the holiday spirit, Mariah Carey, scissors and a 60 POUND D&G gown extravaganza, Pete Davidson and MGK give a …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 97 & 98: The Outback Steakhouse of CW Shows

December 4th, 2021

50:56

Wow.


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Ep. 427: Meet Puke

December 2nd, 2021

1:18:41

This week we're gossin' 'bout a certain timely set of shoes, ghosts of friends with Christmas past, the evolution/unchanging beast that is Hallmark …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 96: Put the Toad In Your Baby's Mouth

November 20th, 2021

42:45

Finally some girl orphans!


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Ep. 426: A 14 Minute Long Filmic Experience

November 18th, 2021

1:23:52

This week Holden serenades us while Jackie and MJ are trapped in Taylor Swift Maximum Security Prison as we're gossin' 'bout the T. Swift …

Ep. 425: Get Away from My Nectar!

November 11th, 2021

1:27:17

This week we're gossin' 'bout the impending arrival of Christmas, Holden's ongoing emo phase and The Black Parade he's marching down his street, the …

Ep. 424: Cup Full of Dust

November 4th, 2021

1:20:15

This week we're gossin' 'bout celebrity and beyond Halloween costumes, the horrors of (some) zoos, celebs who keep stealin' our style(!!!!), Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian HOLDING HANDS, the Nightmare Before Christmas …

Ep. 423: Hottieween

October 28th, 2021

1:26:30

Happy Halloween Cutiez! This week we're discussing the baffling tragedy from the set of Rust, and then we’re gossin’ 'bout KJ Apa entering Holden’s …

Pop History: Halloween

October 26th, 2021

1:20:11

BOO! Are you scared? On this special holiday edition of Pop History we're diggin' up all things spooky about All Hallows' Eve!


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Ep. 422: Now...I Don't Wanna Kink Shame, Alright

October 21st, 2021

1:20:52

This week we're gossin' 'bout how EMO Jackie is about Twilight ending on the Page 7 Patreon (But don't fret, there's more soon and check out Jackie's Twitch on Wednesday, October 27th for the watch along of Breaking …

Ep. 421: Lil Ragù & the Meatballs

October 14th, 2021

1:23:27

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tom Cruise and his new face, the dropping standard of online articles, William Shatner boldly going where Captain Kirk …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 95: You Know It's A Good Riverdale If You Are Screamin'

October 8th, 2021

47:26

So long Season 5.


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Ep. 420: Milking Flesh

October 7th, 2021

1:19:52

This week Jackie is comin' in H A W T with a double song intro and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of breast milk (AGAIN), the looming IATSE strike and it's possible impact on the never ending flow of Hallmark …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 94: I Wanna Like It, But I Do Not Like It

October 1st, 2021

42:38

In the words of a wise person "It's a musical, so there's no plot".


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Ep. 419: We're Coming for Everybody Today, No One's Safe

September 30th, 2021

1:21:55

Join us as we start this episode with BREAKING NEWS about the Britney Spears conservatorship and stay tuned for some hot goss’ about the disaster that is the casting for Mario, Eminem’s new restaurant appropriately(??) …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 93: Give Us Arrow Slinging Lesbian Witches, Please

September 25th, 2021

46:20

The dream team reunites at last!


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Ep. 418: One Maniac and Two Very Tired Parents

September 23rd, 2021

1:30:49

This week we are gossin' 'bout the masterpiece that is Montero, the wonders (and horrors) of breastfeeding, Ranch Crocs and beyond, the disappointing Emmy's, the amazing queer country of Orville Peck's cover of 'Fancy' …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 92: Booby Booby Booby, We See the Dead Young Men

September 17th, 2021

38:18

THE BEES.


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Ep. 417: My Name's Holden, I Like Sandwiches

September 16th, 2021

1:23:10

This week marks the triumphant return of Poppa Life McNeely and we goss' 'bout Britney deactivating her baffling Instagram, the VMA's, including Conor McGregor and Machine Gun Kelly's confusing "interaction" and MGK's …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 91: WHERE ARE THE MOTHMEN!?

September 10th, 2021

40:19

Thank god we got an all musical episode this time and not something with any of that pesky "plot".


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Ep. 416: I Don't Want You to Put Your Horny on My Dune

September 9th, 2021

1:23:12

This week we are joined by the Mugshot Roastmaster himself, Ed Larson from The Brighter Side, as we goss' bout Jackie's continued downfall into Sopranos obsession, the tragic death of Michael K. Williams, Tyra Banks new …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 90: You're Not in the United States Anymore, You're in RIVERDALE

September 4th, 2021

49:41

MJ got stuck minin' for palladium this week so Jackie and Goth Daddy talk about the true antagonist of the entire series... Carbon Monoxide Poisoning.


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Ep. 415: The Ultimate Sibling Sin

September 2nd, 2021

1:21:01

This week we got Big PawPaw Henry Zebrowski sitting in for Daddy Holden Legs an' goss’ bout what it was like to interview Candice DeLong for the LPN …

Riverdale Roundup Ch. 89: If There's Not More Kissing I'm Gonna Flip Out

August 27th, 2021

46:53

This week we get down in them trenches.


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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1997

August 26th, 2021

1:12:09

Grab your Tamagotchi and get ready to REEEEEEWIIIIIND you Tamobitchies, we're divin' into the late great year of 1997!


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 88: I Did It All For The Palladium!

August 21st, 2021

39:46

This week we come to the shocking conclusion that Riverdale is in New York, but not THAT Riverdale in New York.


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Ep. 414: Aww Shucks, Ma'am

August 19th, 2021

1:30:20

This week we are joined by Ed Larson of The Brighter Side and How America Killed My Mother fillin' in for Holden while he gets his Daddy on! We goss …

Pop History: Dirty Dancing

August 17th, 2021

1:25:56

Nobody puts Page 7 in the corner! This week we explore the history of the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing.


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 87: Get Your Brothers Corpse Out Of Your Estate!

August 13th, 2021

42:24

Take a break from remote learning it's time for RIVERDALEEEEEEEEEEE!


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Ep. 413: Do You Not Like Sensory Pleasure?

August 12th, 2021

1:24:01

WE'RE BAAAAACK! This week we're gossin' 'bout Darcey and Stacey's House of Eleven fashion line, the chaotic naming and organization of Love After Lockup seasons, the possible need for a Pandemic Mascot, Lizzo's TED …

REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2000

August 5th, 2021

1:07:38

Oops!...We did it again, Page 7 travels back in time to cover the pop culture of 2000!


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Pop History: Water Parks

August 3rd, 2021

1:14:10

Get Wet, Get Wild, Get Cool, Go Bananaaaas with this week's Pop History on the majesty and misery of Water Parks across the world!


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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1998

July 29th, 2021

1:09:06

Hold onto your JNCOs and dragon baby tees as Page 7 travels back in time to cover the pop culture of 1998!


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Ep. 412: Cackles and Cockles: The Jackie Zebrowski Story

July 22nd, 2021

1:20:13

This week Leo Season is upon us! Holden is shamed for his inability to remember birthdays, we take a trip into the mind of Tyra Banks, covering both …

Pop History: Say Anything

July 20th, 2021

1:13:40

Raise your boombox to the sky and hope your crush looks in your eyes! This episode we dive into the history of the 1989 classic Say Anything.


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Ep. 411: Sometimes I Like to Be a Little Basic on the Internet

July 15th, 2021

1:24:15

This week IS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS as we goss ‘bout the festivals that have risen from the ashes of Woodstock '99, Holden dishes all about his Daddy …

Ep. 410: Cocaine and Rejection

July 8th, 2021

1:19:56

This week we goss ‘bout what song we’d play at our funeral (Jackie has BIG PLANS for hers!), Jackie gets a PERSONAL EMAIL about the RETURN OF THE …

Pop History: RuPaul's Drag Race

July 6th, 2021

1:11:51

This week we're joined by Kara Klenk, a former writer on Drag Race, to help wrap up our series on RuPaul and cover the story behind his legendary TV …

Ep. 409: The ANGRY Episode

July 1st, 2021

1:16:32

This week WE'RE YELLIN' bout the release of Bill Cosby, the Tour de France sign lady, the response to Lil Nas X's big BET awards kiss (including …

Ep. 408: Is This the Year of the Furry?

June 24th, 2021

1:12:06

This week we goss about the nightmarish Netflix dating series Sexy Beasts, Jackie realizes she's probably a furry (and a NERD GUUURL), Holden …

Pop History: RuPaul Pt. I

June 22nd, 2021

58:48

Get ready to work, covergirl! This week in continuation of our celebration of Pride Month, we’re kicking off our series on the magnificent RuPaul.


Ep. 407: Why Try? I'm Just Here to Have Fun!

June 17th, 2021

1:21:57

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN? *Spoiler alert* It’s MJ! This week we goss bout the sports we used to play, Batman being denied some sweet, sweet candy because HEROES DON’T DO THAT, Chrissy Teigen’s continued Twitter …

Ep. 406: Oops, It's PCP In The Chowda!

June 10th, 2021

1:17:26

Jackie and Holden are joined by special guest Carolina Hidalgo as they goss ‘bout the personal affront to Holden that is the high heeled croc, will …

Pop History: The Birdcage

June 8th, 2021

1:16:21

Break out the Pirin tablets and get ready for our journey into the world of the 90’s classic The Birdcage for Pride Month!


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Ep. 405: Let’s Talk About Cheugy, Baby!

June 3rd, 2021

1:12:39

This week we goss bout Cheugy and what it means, Ellie Kemper and the Veiled Prophet Organization scandal, the start of Hot Dad Summer and Holden …

Ep. 404: Could I Be Any More Of A Dog?

May 27th, 2021

1:13:00

This week we goss bout the Friends reunion, Tessa Thompson, Rita Ora and Taika Waititi's spicy all nighter, A-Rods Make-up line, KJ Apa becoming a father, special info on TOM CRUISE IN SPACE and the new Willy Wonka. And …

Pop History: Rent

May 25th, 2021

1:28:41

We’re rentheads this week as we dive into the making of Rent.


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Ep. 403: No Piss Backs!

May 20th, 2021

1:16:21

This week we goss bout Jenjamin aka Bennifer, answering the question 'Does love exist?', Tom Cruise vs Russia in the Coolest War of all time, a …

Ep. 402: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Ass

May 13th, 2021

1:19:41

This week we goss bout the elusive Bennifer, the Golden Globes controversy and Hulu’s new series, ‘Pam & Tommy’. And in celebrity conspiracy …

Pop History: 10 Things I Hate About You

May 11th, 2021

1:14:07

We explore the making of the 1999 classic 10 Things I Hate About You.


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Ep. 401: Toss the Teeth

May 6th, 2021

1:16:08

We break down this week's goss, including not 1 but 2 Ben Affleck stories, a breakdown of It's gonna Be May meme, Will Smith's (still rockin') bod, more about baby teeth and the price of crossbows. Then in celebrity …

Ep. 400: Lil' Spookers McNeely

April 29th, 2021

1:24:52

Oscars? More like Snorscars! Listen to us goss bout the Oscars, but more importantly City Slickers, a literal baby Korn and the latest Page 7 approved rubber footwear, Floafers. And in celebrity conspiracy corner; Is …

Pop History: The Trial of Kesha

April 28th, 2021

1:54:12

We're joined by Brooke Rogers and Mackenzie Brennan (of XXceedingly Persuasive Podcast) to do a deep dive into the legal battles between Kesha and Dr. Luke.


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Ep. 399: The Age of Assquarius

April 22nd, 2021

1:21:39

We're gearing up for ass crack summer by gossin' about Lizzo sliding into Chris Evan's dms, Gucci drama, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: does Billie Eilish have cursed eyes?!?!?!?!?!


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Ep. 398: White Boy Bummer

April 15th, 2021

1:18:09

We goss about the fall of Chet Hanks, Christopher Meloni's dump truck, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Bobby Flay the secret father of January Jones' children!?!?!?!


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Pop History: Kesha Pt. I

April 13th, 2021

1:24:40

We're animals this week as we kick off our series on Kesha.


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Ep. 397: Too Much Gunchin' For That Kinda Bunchin'

April 8th, 2021

1:17:20

We goss bout the Rake leaving Bridgerton, April Reals day, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: was there a secret tryst on the Glee set?!?!?!


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 86: Sacrifice the Interloper

April 2nd, 2021

41:10

It's the mid-season finale! We'd also like to say, this is a high school, what are you doing?


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Ep. 396: I Stan!

April 1st, 2021

1:22:12

We goss about Lil Nas X's new video, Chet Hanks & white boy summer, and in celeb conspiracy corner: is Rivers Cuomo actually Kurt Cobain!?!?!?


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Pop History: Beaches

March 30th, 2021

1:14:09

We're all bishes for Beaches this week as we explore the making of the beloved 1988 film.


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 85: Piggy Gets the Tricky

March 26th, 2021

42:03

...what?


We recap Chapter 85: Destroyer.


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Ep. 395: Double the Bones

March 25th, 2021

1:17:35

We goss about Oscar noms, Zack Snyder's Justice League, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is OJ Simpson on the Masked Singer?!?!?!!


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 84: Spiffany's

March 19th, 2021

39:47

A key party where no one hooks up!?!?! We're left unsatisfied by Chapter 84: Lock and Key. 


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Ep. 394: Hop on WAP

March 18th, 2021

1:18:55

We goss about the Grammys, Cardi B trolling Fox News, and more! 


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Pop History: Pam Grier

March 16th, 2021

1:17:13

We explore the life and legacy of Pam Grier.


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 83: Veronica Bucks

March 12th, 2021

41:36

We recap Chapter 83: Fire in the Sky and our #1 note: Riverdale writers, more kissing, please and thank you!


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Ep. 393: Ding Dong Goes the Clock

March 11th, 2021

1:11:44

It's a very musical Page 7 this week as we sing the praises of Meghan Markle & Prince Harry, Adam Driver & Lady Gaga; and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is the cast of Glee cursed?!?!?!


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Ep. 392: Bishes for Beaches

March 5th, 2021

1:18:14

We goss about the Golden Globes, more Hilaria Baldwin drama, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is a YouTuber predicting upcoming celebrity …

Pop History: Romeo + Juliet

March 2nd, 2021

1:27:54

We explore the making of Baz Luhrmann's 1996 adaptation of Romeo and Juliet.


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 82: TruckerBoy69

February 26th, 2021

38:09

We're all aboard the bang train express as we recap Ch. 82: Back to School


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Ep. 391: My Tongue is a Saxophone

February 26th, 2021

1:16:20

Jackie's ready to bridezilla rage out about a Thanksgiving-themed wedding, Kim & Kanye calling it quits, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Pharrell a vampire??


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 81: Toothy & Popeye

February 19th, 2021

35:25

We catch you up on Chapter 81 - The Homecoming. Oh, and blink twice if you're picking up plot points from us, Riverdale writers. 


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Ep. 390: Juddiac

February 18th, 2021

1:20:48

This week on Page 7: Birthdays! Babies! More fish stories!


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Pop History: Cher Pt. III

February 16th, 2021

1:08:13

We wrap up our series on Cher!


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 80: Skeet On It Village

February 12th, 2021

41:05

The time jump is finally here and we... love it? We recap Ch. 80, Purgatorio.


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Ep. 389: Brou Hoo-Ha

February 11th, 2021

1:17:41

We goss about the Super Bowl, "Framing Britney Spears", and we throw a big yikesaloo out for Sia's new movie. 


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 79: Get Thee to an Orphanage

February 5th, 2021

40:44

We recap the last pre-time jump episode, Chapter 79: Graduation.


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Ep. 388: Tsunami 6: Land vs Sea

February 4th, 2021

1:08:26

We goss about the streaming platforms we refuse to pay for, Chrissy Teagan's tone-deaf flexing and in celebrity conspiracy corner: does Demi Lovato have a secret twin sister?!?!?!


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Pop History: Cher Pt. II

February 2nd, 2021

1:19:30

We follow Cher as she rises like a phoenix from the ashes.


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 78: Two Fists and a Gun

January 29th, 2021

43:26

Your astrological sign might be the scorpion, Daddy. But in fact, you’re like a dog. A dog who needs to be trained. 


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Ep. 387: The Wonder Doofus

January 28th, 2021

1:16:34

We talk about a My Pillow romance, Jojo Siwa coming out and in celebrity conspiracy corner: did Stephen King kill John Lennon?!?!?!?!


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Riverdale Roundup Ch. 77: Gargoyle Grease

January 23rd, 2021

42:21

Sorry, we're fugin' trying to figure out what the hell is happening in Riverdale's season 5 premiere. 


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Ep. 386: Let's Get Quiet

January 21st, 2021

1:19:34

We goss about the inauguration, Ben Affleck's sad life, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Justin Trudeau's real father Fidel Castro?!??!!?!


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Pop History: Cher Pt. I

January 19th, 2021

1:14:25

We kick off our series on Cher by exploring her early years under the guidance (and thumb) of Sonny Bono.


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Ep. 385: The Heart Love Man

January 14th, 2021

1:15:23

Lots of yikes at this week's celebrity news from Azealia Banks to Armie Hammer; and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Ronan Farrow Frank Sinatra's son?!?!?!?


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Ep. 384: Where's My Greasy Egg?

January 7th, 2021

1:09:50

We de-stress by gossing about Kim K & Kanye, Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: did TSwift and Harry Styles commit a hit and run together?!?!?!


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Pop History: The Razzies

January 5th, 2021

1:13:39

We celebrate the best of the worst in this episode from the Pop History vault.


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Ep. 383: Country Mane

December 31st, 2020

1:19:30

We goss about Hilaria Baldwin, alt-rock twitter tea and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Gucci Mane a clone?!?!?


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Holiday in Handcuffs

December 24th, 2020

1:35:19

Join us as we watch Holiday in Handcuffs!


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Pop History: The Muppet Christmas Carol

December 22nd, 2020

1:22:29

God bless us, every one!


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Ep. 382: Jankings

December 17th, 2020

1:22:23

We goss about Goop's gift guide, TSwift's new album, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: did The Weeknd sell his soul to the devil?!?!?!?!


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Ep. 381: Ebenezer Snooze

December 10th, 2020

1:13:22

We've been blessed by the pop culture gods this week with fried chicken romances, Mariah Carey's Christmas special and the craziest blind item of all …

Pop History: A Charlie Brown Christmas

December 8th, 2020

1:09:07

♫Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer ♫


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Ep. 380: Well at the Bang

December 3rd, 2020

1:13:52

We talk about Hallmark Christmas movies, Elliot Page and in celebrity conspiracy corner: Is Gwyneth Paltrow Becky with the good hair?!?!?!?


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Happy Catsgiving!

November 26th, 2020

1:14:20

We revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow.


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Pop History: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

November 24th, 2020

1:11:09

Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy the most chaotic topic we've ever covered. 


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Ep. 379: Free That Bird

November 19th, 2020

1:12:53

The Craft Legacy is a travesty, Molly has a crush on Paul Hollywood and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: did David Bowie foretell the coming of Kanye …

Ep. 378: Gravy, Gravy, Where's the Gravy

November 12th, 2020

1:14:37

We've got things to say about who the sexiest Santa is, Chet Hanks, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: does Kim Kardashian have 6 toes?!?!?!!


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Pop History: Candyman

November 10th, 2020

1:28:21

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...Candyman


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Ep. 377: The Empress of Thanksgiving

November 5th, 2020

1:14:29

We gab about celebrity halloween costumes, holograms and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Rob Thomas subliminally advertising for Wendy's in his …

Ep. 376: Swaddled in Stink

October 29th, 2020

1:19:16

We're cranky about our brands getting stolen, Kim K being obnoxious and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Danny Devito the Anti-Christ?!?!?!


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Pop History: The Craft

October 27th, 2020

1:18:55

Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power.


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Ep. 375: They Call Me Jingles

October 22nd, 2020

1:18:33

Chaos reigns this week as we goss about the fall of Quibi, AOC's playing Among Us on Twitch; and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner™: was Britney Spears decapitated?!?!


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Ep. 374: Bedknobs & Pooch Sticks

October 15th, 2020

1:13:37

We goss about quarnaments and Netflix's Fear Street reboots; plus, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Cardi B being controlled by the Illuminati?!?!


Pop History: Elvira

October 13th, 2020

1:15:06

We explore the story behind the Mistress of the Dark.


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Ep. 373: My Lil Ventis

October 8th, 2020

1:18:10

We goss about sexy Halloween costumes, stolen catchphrases, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are R-Patz and Kristen Stewart secretly married?!?!?!


Ep. 372: Dismorpheus

October 1st, 2020

1:10:18

Butt predictions, bowling accidents and more this week on Page 7.


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Pop History: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

September 29th, 2020

1:20:05

We would like, if you may, to take you on a strange journey


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Ep. 371: Pinky & Stinky

September 24th, 2020

1:18:02

We goss about the socially distanced Emmys, debate if Bruno Mars is Starbucks and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Justin Timberlake still in love with Britney Spears!?!?!


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Ep. 370: I'm All That

September 17th, 2020

1:15:32

We all have therapy breakthroughs as we goss about Chris Evan's accidental dick pic, Mariah Carey's new song, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is …

Pop History: Jersey Shore

September 15th, 2020

1:27:18

Get crazy, get wild


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Ep. 369: Yesbu

September 10th, 2020

1:13:29

We're all over the place as we goss about the Kardashians getting canceled, mayo ice cream, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: does Scientology …

Ep. 368: Brothy Baby

September 3rd, 2020

1:16:47

We recap the VMAS, talk about the passing of Chadwick Boseman, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is JLaw faking being quirky-clumsy?!?!?!


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Pop History: Coming to America

September 1st, 2020

1:17:41

We take a look at the making of the classic Eddie Murphy comedy.


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Ep. 367: Brim to Brim

August 20th, 2020

1:13:26

We goss about a late night cheater and pick up artists; plus, an update on Britney Spear's conservatorship!


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Pop History: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

August 18th, 2020

1:17:48

We explore the making of the 90's cult comedy.


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Ep. 366: Not A Bad Bean in the Bunch

August 13th, 2020

1:19:10

We're talking about WAPs, Mariah Carey's autobiography and in celebrity conspiracy corner: has Eminem been replaced by an android?


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Pop History: XXceedingly Britney

August 11th, 2020

1:22:34

Britney Spears c-c-crossover! We're joined by Brooke Rogers and Mackenzie Brennan (of XXceedingly Persuasive Podcast) to discuss the ins and outs of Britney's conservatorship, legal battles and more. 


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Episode 365: Please Scream Inside Your Heart

August 6th, 2020

1:20:09

We talk about the Ellen situation, Beyonce's newest visual album and in celebrity conspiracy corner: did Taylor Swift and Karli Kloss date?


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Pop History: Britney Spears Pt. III

August 4th, 2020

1:18:48

We conclude our series on the princess of pop by diving deep into her legal problems, the conservatorship over her, and the #FreeBritney movement. 


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Episode 364: Brit Brain

July 30th, 2020

1:15:10

We goss about Emmy noms, Chrissy Teigen's tactless tweeting and Taylor Swift's new album.


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Pop History: Britney Spears Pt. II

July 28th, 2020

1:16:37

It's part two, bitch.


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Episode 363: Property of Mr. Dumps

July 23rd, 2020

1:11:15

This week we're throwing a THIRST ALERT on daddy Zach Efron and nerd boy Henry Cavill, plus, in celebrity conspiracy corner: Did Lindsay Lohan have a secret twin that was MURDERED?!?!?


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Pop History: Britney Spears Pt I

July 21st, 2020

1:23:19

We kick off our series on the one, the only, the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears.


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Episode 362: Such Middling Heights

July 16th, 2020

1:16:20

We talk about Nick Cannon, Lady Antebellum, and, it's a special double list!


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Pop History: Mars Attacks!

July 14th, 2020

1:13:26

Ack! Ack! Ack! We cover Tim Burton's campy sci fi cult classic.


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Episode 361: The Brandy Man Can

July 9th, 2020

1:16:47

We're all sippin on liqueurs up in here as we goss about Hamilton, Paris Hilton and Kanye West's presidential bids and the new Unsolved Mysteries. 


Pop History: Eartha Kitt

July 7th, 2020

1:16:52

We explore the life and times of the mother of slink, Eartha Kitt.


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Episode 360: Bartha Stewart

July 2nd, 2020

1:08:26

We're exhausted with celebrities this week but we love this week's celebrity conspiracy: Is OJ Simpson Khloe Kardashian's real father?!?!?!


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Pop History: Wayne's World

June 30th, 2020

1:19:40

Party time, excellent! We explore the making of the SNL sketch turned cult classic movie, "Wayne's World". 


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Episode 359: This Too Shall Pasta

June 25th, 2020

1:16:40

This week on Page 7: someone needs to stop Gwyneth Paltrow, Flavortown is the capitol Ohio deserves and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Justin …

Pop History: In Living Color

June 23rd, 2020

1:17:46

♫ You can do what you want to do ♫


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Episode 358: You Gotta Be Soupin Me!

June 18th, 2020

1:14:28

Please, please, please write to us with your suggestions for Big Jackie shirts. 


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Pop History: The Princess Bride

June 16th, 2020

1:14:54

We explore the making of one of our favorites, "The Princess Bride".


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Episode 357: The Good Ship Lollipop

June 11th, 2020

1:10:37

We're feeling the power of the bitch this week as we goss about the Vanderpump Rules debacle, My Lottery Dream Home and this week in Celebrity …

Pop History: Rihanna Pt II

June 9th, 2020

1:10:55

We follow Rihanna as she goes on tour, reaches new levels of celebrity and becomes a makeup and fashion mogul.


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Episode 356: I'll Kiss Ya for Change

June 4th, 2020

1:11:51

If you are able, please consider donating to support Black Lives Matter. We gave to Black Visions Collective, Unicorn Riot and bail funds in our …

Pop History: Rihanna

June 2nd, 2020

57:35

We kick off our two-parter on Rihanna by exploring her childhood in Barbados, her big break into music and her rise to fame. 


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Episode 355: The No Brain Zone

May 28th, 2020

1:13:51

We goss about John Krasinski selling "Some Good News", Jared Leto's silent retreat and Beyoncé gets featured again in our celebrity conspiracy corner. 


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Pop History: Martha Stewart

May 26th, 2020

1:22:09

We explore the life and times of writer, tv personality and stone-cold business bitch, Martha Stewart. 


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Episode 354: I Reek of Cher

May 21st, 2020

1:13:48

We goss about Judi Dench on TikTok, Paris Hilton's newest quarantine video and question if Nicolas Cage is a vampire. 


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Pop History: Young Frankenstein

May 19th, 2020

1:13:17

It's a WizBru-Pop History double feature! We explore the making of Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein"

Episode 353: Mr. Clinks-A-Lot

May 14th, 2020

1:10:18

We scream about Riverdale time jumps, Anthony Hopkins dancing on tiktok and debate if Lorde is secretly old.


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Riverdale Roundup Chapter 76: Bad Boy Tickler Town

May 13th, 2020

38:28

We bid farewell to this season of Riverdale. 

Pop History: Gilda Radner

May 12th, 2020

1:21:57

We laugh and we cry as we explore the life of Gilda Radner


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Episode 352: Down Under Ding Dong

May 7th, 2020

1:13:16

We ask the big questions this week: Is Paris Hilton an energy vampire? How much does Elon Musk love cocaine? Is Katy Perry JonBenét Ramsey?


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Riverdale Roundup Chapter 75: Pony Tail Playmate

May 6th, 2020

44:16

Ain't no law when you're drinking maple claws. We unpack "Chapter 75: Lynchian"


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Pop History: The Spice Girls

May 5th, 2020

1:36:23

Join Bendy, Juicy and Sweaty Spice as they embrace girl power and cover The Spice Girls.


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Episode 351: The Sultan of Slick

April 30th, 2020

1:14:26

We scream and scream and scream about Gigli.


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Pop History: Beavis and Butt-Head / Daria

April 28th, 2020

1:27:33

We take a serious nostalgia trip as we cover the making of Beavis & Butt-head and Daria. 


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Episode 350: The Jacktor Factor

April 23rd, 2020

1:17:10

We recap April Reals Day plus we're obsessed with Stanley Tucci's instagram and Val Kilmer's bonkers memoir. 


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Riverdale Roundup Chapter 74: And The Band Played On

April 22nd, 2020

31:53

It finally happened. We scream about the Hedwig and the Angry Inch episode of Riverdale. 


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Pop History: Guy Fieri

April 21st, 2020

1:20:44

This week join us as we take a trip to Flavortown.


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Episode 349: Badonka Boots

April 16th, 2020

1:22:55

We gab about Mariah Carey comparing herself to Jesus, diva animal actors, plus we invite Lexe to join us in our quarantined couples corner. 


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Pop History: Wanda Sykes

April 14th, 2020

1:08:08

We explore the life and career of the wonderful and wildly funny Wanda Sykes.


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Episode 348: Egg Drop Soup

April 9th, 2020

1:08:30

This week we are all messy bitches who live for drama, diy White Claws and celebrity conspiracy theories. 


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Pop History: Lady Gaga Pt II

April 7th, 2020

1:20:42

We pick back up with Lady Gaga as we explore her collaborations with Tony Bennett, her work on "The Hunting Grounds", and of course, her leading role …

Episode 347: Man's Little Butts

April 2nd, 2020

1:13:33

We gab about Post Malone's virtual beer pong tournament, Ina Garten's cocktail recipes and we share our quarantine confessions. 


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Pop History: Lady Gaga Pt I

March 31st, 2020

1:14:01

Happy birthday Lady Gaga! We celebrate the only way we know how, by kicking off a two-parter all about Mother Monster.


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Episode 346: Getting Quorny

March 26th, 2020

1:07:06

Uh-oh we're getting quarantine horny over Christopher Meloni in a kilt, Idris Elba's new song and Molly reveals she is the only Love is Blind fan who …

Pop History: Clueless

March 24th, 2020

1:22:51

Jackie, Natalie and Holden explore the making of everyone's favorite 90s movie, "Clueless"


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Episode 345: The Fullest House

March 19th, 2020

1:13:07

This time in quarantine has us pondering the big questions: why is Mariah Carey forcing her children to sing "Fantasy"? Were all the buttholes in …

Riverdale Roundup Chapter 73: I Have The Conch

March 18th, 2020

36:16

Guys, join us in the soothing normalcy of being disappointed in Riverdale. We watch "The Locked Room" and we can at least say we are very excited about the return of the Serpent's jacket.


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Pop History: Enya

March 17th, 2020

1:11:01

Girls-only episode! Jackie and Natalie explore the life and work of our favorite soothing Irish artist, Enya.


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Episode 344: The Loneliest Book Club

March 12th, 2020

1:12:43

We goss about Dolly Parton petitioning to be on the cover of Playboy, Willow Smith's anxiety-inducing performance art, and will Jackie strangle …

Riverdale Roundup Chapter 72: Mystery Not Mystery

March 11th, 2020

39:18

We recap "Chapter 72: To Die For" and we are mad about the bad writing but we're not mad about the possibility that Brett is in love with Archie (kiss, kiss, kiss)


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Pop History: Pee-wee Herman Pt II

March 10th, 2020

1:08:40

In part two we have a talk abouts Pee-wee Herman, picking up our story with Pee-wee's Playhouse.


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Episode 343: Chicken-Scented Jibbitz

March 5th, 2020

1:14:10

Spooky! This episode is CURSED with KFC inspired crocs, Goop being Goop and Will Smith dating a robot.


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Riverdale Roundup Chapter 71: Wildcard

March 4th, 2020

37:56

Guys, we don't know about this one! We discuss "Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away With Murder" and we have Riverdale blue balls over the lack of answers and lack of kissing!


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Pop History: Pee-wee Herman

March 3rd, 2020

1:00:25

We kick off our two-parter on Paul Reubens' iconic character by discussing Paul's childhood, early days at the Groundlings and "Pee-wee's Big …

Episode 342: #Sliving

February 27th, 2020

1:19:49

We wish Paris Hilton a very happy #Sliving birthday and throw a big ole yikes on Tyra Bank's new book. 


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Pop History: Steel Magnolias

February 25th, 2020

1:23:57

We explore the story behind our favorite tear jerker, "Steel Magnolias".


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Episode 341: My Lips Are Made to Smile

February 20th, 2020

1:17:13

We gab about Boneless Thugs n Harmony, Justin Bieber's docuseries and Molly gets canceled. 

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 47: You've Awoken the Dragon

February 19th, 2020

41:47

We watch "Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March" and we have some questions: is Hiram actually sick or is he faking? Why is Hermosa grinding on teenage …

Pop History: Prince Pt. III

February 18th, 2020

1:40:12

We wrap up our series on Prince; count along at home how many times Jackie says "see a therapist".

Welcome to Page 7

February 14th, 2020

1:03

Welcome to Page 7! Every week we take a fun-filled romp through the world of pop culture to talk about juicy gossip, what we're watching and to throw …

Episode 340: Linguisticat

February 13th, 2020

1:15:22

We recap the Oscars, share our love for Laura Dern, and this week in Blind Items, some particularly juicy awards show goss. 


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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 46: Riverdale Moon Cycle

February 12th, 2020

35:29

We recap "Chapter Sixty-Nine (nice): Men of Honor" and we have...a lot of questions.

 

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Pop History: Prince Pt. II

February 11th, 2020

1:29:21

We continue our series on Prince and discuss the years from "Purple Rain" to "Batman", his audacity & vision, and how much we want to bang him. 

 

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Episode 339: Juice Goose

February 6th, 2020

1:26:28

We goss about Stormi World, the Superbowl, and we throw down a hatchi matchi on Shakira and J. Lo's halftime show. 

 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 45: Rum Heads

February 5th, 2020

43:16

Boy oh boy if we were disappointed that the plot wasn't crazy enough, Riverdale has more than made up for it. We recap S04E11 "Quiz Show and our feathers are ruffled!

 

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Pop History: Prince Pt. 1

February 4th, 2020

1:12:24

Gird your loins and put down a towel, we're kicking off our series on Prince.

 

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Episode 338: I'm Steepin!

January 30th, 2020

1:21:45

You guys know we have GOT to talk about the Grammys. We goss about Billie Eilish's sweep of awards, how cute Lil Nas X is and how much we cried at Demi Lovato's performance. 

 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 44: Breakfast on the Beach

January 29th, 2020

38:49

Oh boy we are back, but is Riverdale? This episode is almost too normal and smooch-free and we. are. mad. about. it

 

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Pop History: John Waters Pt II

January 28th, 2020

1:21:36

We wrap up our series on counter-culture icon John Waters.

 

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Episode 337: These Spoons Are Brutal

January 23rd, 2020

1:11:41

This week, we watch Paris Hilton's cooking show, so you don't have to (although you totally should).

 

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Pop History: John Waters Pt I

January 21st, 2020

1:16:08

We kick off our history on the Pope of Trash, John Waters, by exploring his childhood, the creation of the Dreamlanders and his early films. 

 

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Episode 336: Snub City

January 16th, 2020

1:12:57

Boy oh boy it's an angry episode as we goss about Oscar snubs, the "Saved by the Bell" reboot and Goop's vagina scented candle. 

 

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Pop History: Joan Rivers Pt II

January 14th, 2020

1:06:40

We continue our deep dive into the fall and rise (and fall again and rise again) of comedy legend, Joan Rivers

 

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Episode 335: Hotel Papa

January 9th, 2020

1:14:37

We catch you up with all the Golden Globes goss and we are baffled and appalled by Chet Hanks, Gene Simmons and will someone please stop Goop?

 

Episode 334: Pregnant with Cats

January 2nd, 2020

1:15:14

Make no mistake, we're just screaming about "Cats" this week.

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Pop History: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve

December 31st, 2019

58:48

Happy New Year's! We celebrate the end of 2019 by exploring the creation and enduring legacy of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.    Chicago, Pontiac and Milwaukee, the party doesn't end on New Year's! Get your …

Pop History: Scrooged

December 24th, 2019

1:04:14

Happy Holidays from Page 7 to you! To celebrate the season we talk about the making of our favorite holiday movie, Scrooged. 

 

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Episode 333: Meat & Grease

December 19th, 2019

1:28:10

We goss about Mariah Carey appearing on "Billy on the Street",  debate the worst songs in musicals and do our yearly watch of "I think you might like it"

 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 43: Tangerine Dream

December 18th, 2019

50:03

Jackie and Molly watch "Chapter Sixty-Six: Tangerine" and they talk fugue states, mysterious phone calls and repeating plot lines. 

 

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Pop History: Mariah Carey Pt. II

December 17th, 2019

1:14:25

We continue our deep dive into the story of the Queen Diva of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey. 

 

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Episode 332: Front Grubs

December 13th, 2019

1:17:41

Uh-oh, cleanup in aisle Page 7 cuz we're gossing about Jason Derulo's too hot for Instagram pic, Adam Driver in "Marriage Story" and Lizzo twerking …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 42: Wine Never Lies

December 11th, 2019

42:00

We recap "Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment" and errybody in Riverdale is in therapy and boy oh boy do they have STUFF to talk about. 

 

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Pop History: Mariah Carey Pt. I

December 10th, 2019

1:11:48

We dive deep into the herstory of our GDOAT (that's the greatest diva of all time), Mariah Carey

 

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Episode 331: Slappable Me

December 6th, 2019

1:24:14

We're getting festive y'all! We talk about our love for advent calendars and holiday scented candles. Then we goss about Josh Brolin burning his …

Pop History: Rob Zombie

December 3rd, 2019

1:14:33

Jackie, Natalie and H. Mo recount the history of The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser, Rob Zombie.

 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 41: Chekhov's Turkey Fryer

November 27th, 2019

45:03

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm". Lotsa big questions this episode: where do all these orphans come from? Why did they …

Pop History: Lizzo

November 26th, 2019

51:39

Jackie, Natalie and Holden explore the hard work and dedication behind Lizzo's rise to stardom

 

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Episode 330: Cats 2: The Cattening

November 21st, 2019

1:27:50

Jackie, Molly & Holden ponder the big questions: why is everyone on the Food Network drunk? Is Tom Hanks the perfect Mr. Rogers? And is "Cats" …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 40: Smooth as Cream, Babe

November 20th, 2019

46:25

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary" and whooo boy, we are getting loosey juicy after that Hermione - Hiram sex scene

 

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Pop History: Euphoria

November 19th, 2019

1:04:43

Jackie and Holden explore the making of (and the makeup in) "Euphoria". 

 

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Episode 329: National Peggy Day

November 15th, 2019

1:25:38

Jackie, Molly & Holden goss about the Disney + launch, John Legend named sexiest man alive 2019, and they get an exclusive Page 7 blind item. 

 

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 39: Going off the Sexy Rails

November 13th, 2019

47:59

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution" and they talk about head daddy running for mayor...from prison, Betty's 20/20 …

Pop History: Shania Twain

November 12th, 2019

57:58

This week, Holden and Jackie dive deep into the inspirational story of the Queen of Country Pop, Shania Twain. 

 

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Episode 328: Going to Toon Town

November 7th, 2019

1:22:53

Molly is back (and she brought lil Zelda!)! We gab about Keanu Reeves new beau, My Chemical Romance going on tour, and can Holden make it through the …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 38: Spooky Fun Trash

November 6th, 2019

46:21

Jackie and Molly recap the Halloween episode and they have theories a-plenty. PS, Archie, we still hate you. 

 

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Episode 327: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

November 1st, 2019

1:18:36

Happy Halloween! We get spooky scary excited about this year's celebrity costumes, the upcoming Hocus Pocus sequel, and we throw shade on the unnecessary gendering that is the Manvent calendar. 

 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 37:  Brets on Notice

October 31st, 2019

44:03

Ooooooweeee, we are back to recap "Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon". As usual, we want to shake Archie to death, we want to kiss on Jughead after his prep makeover, and we are putting all Brets on notice. 

Episode 326: Fear & Loathing at the Lizzo Concert

October 25th, 2019

1:20:25

Are we still hungover from the Lizzo concert? Absolutely, but we are also filled with positivity. We recap the concert, talk about Paul Dano being …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 36: Baby's First Riverdale

October 24th, 2019

37:36

Molly is back! She and Jackie recap the season premiere "In Memorium" and Jackie has an epic (stoned) season 4 prediction.      This episode was made …

Episode 325: Slug Sisters

October 18th, 2019

1:25:38

We goss about Zoë Kravitz getting cast as the new Catwoman, our deep love for Billy Porter and how high maintenance we'd be if we were Mariah Carey level divas.      Big ups to all our Patreon supporters! Want to help …

Episode 324: Snog Bog

October 11th, 2019

1:25:26

We talk about the Tom Hanks & Henry Winkler feud, Elton John throwing shade in his newest memoir, and Holden fills us in on seeing Taylor Swift …

Episode 323: Life's A Bruce

October 3rd, 2019

1:23:44

Jackie, Holden and Natalie are obsessed with Billie Eilish on SNL, Shakira and J.Lo joining forces for the Superbowl and they spill the beans on the …

Episode 322: Harpoon Me, Clooney!

September 26th, 2019

1:19:42

Jackie, Holden and Natalie gab about Demi Moore's new book, J.Lo modeling for Versace, and some very juicy Emmys blind items   Need even more speeecy …

Pop History: The Nanny

September 24th, 2019

45:22

Jackie and Holden explore the making of Fran Drescher's "The Nanny" and they discover a story of hard work, chutzpah and fashion. 

Episode 321: Luck Be A Lilo Tonight

September 19th, 2019

1:17:35

This week Jackie, Holden, and Natalie talk about the new Charlie's Angels movie, a Selena case update, and are the Kardashian-West's starting a cult …

Episode 320: Ren Heads

September 13th, 2019

1:26:46

We goss about Lifetime releasing "College Admission Scandal", Jackie gets bloomified, and we pour one out for Jeremy Renner's app.

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Pop History: John Travolta

September 10th, 2019

47:48

In our new series, Jackie and Holden dive deep into the history of a Page 7 favorite, and discover the rise, the fall, and rise again of John …

Episode 319: I Blame Hollywood!

September 5th, 2019

1:17:42

Join us as we goss about "The Fanatic", Lilo's new single "Xanax" and Martha Stewart and Goop's feud.    Not enough goss? Join us on our Patreon page! Supporters get weekly bonus episodes, ad-free main eps and more!     …

Episode 318: 2000 and Fun

August 30th, 2019

1:27:25

Jackie and Holden are joined by Natalie Jean and they dish about the VMAs, a new KJ Apa movie, and they are 24/7 concerned about Lindsay Lohan.   

Episode 317: Smooch Party

August 22nd, 2019

1:25:19

We are on-board with the Yeehaw Agenda, Jackie gets horny for firefighters and on the list - bizarre celebrity habits!    Live, Laugh, Love and LEARN with us. Patron supporters get ad-free episodes, bonus content and …

Episode 316: In Those Britches

August 15th, 2019

1:28:32

We recap the Miley and Liam break up, goss about the best celeb one night stands, and celebrate the hero of the week: Danny Trejo   It's Leo season 24/7 over on our Patreon page! Patrons get ad-free eps, weekly bonus …

Episode 315: Allergic to Butts

August 9th, 2019

1:27:00

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Google Camp, the Pitbull music video starring JohnTra and... are JVN and Antoni banging?!?

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Episode 314: Yachtist Extraordinaire

August 2nd, 2019

1:31:43

The gangs all together again and they goss about "Once Upon A Time...in Hollywood", Lizzo's Tiny Desk concert and ridiculous celeb lawsuits  

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Episode 313: Digital Fur Technology

July 25th, 2019

1:25:54

Jackie, Molly and Holden are horrified by the new "Cats" trailer, love the new season of "Queer Eye" and on the list - celebs reveal their craziest …

Episode 312: FOMO Is My Essence

July 18th, 2019

1:28:36

Jackie, Molly and Holden goss about #HotGirlSummer, J. Lo gives soccer star Carli Lloyd a steamy lap dance, and Jackie gets stuck in Page 7 jail.


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Episode 311: Goopsommar

July 12th, 2019

1:15:47

Jackie, Holden and Natalie gab about joining Goop's cult, the bottle cap challenge, and Mariah Carey drama.    Join us on our PLL binge watch!

Episode 310: Performative Daddyness

July 4th, 2019

1:15:45

It's a no-boys allowed sleepover! Jackie and Molly discuss Jeremy Renner's music "career", who's gonna play Ursula in a live action Little Mermaid …

Episode 309: Tingles & Shivies

June 27th, 2019

1:23:57

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about the Lion King reboot, Judge Judy's new haircut and "Euphoria"

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Episode 308: Cupcakes for the Football Boys

June 21st, 2019

1:14:00

Jackie, Molly and Holden are all about "sMothered", Gina Davis's archery skills and Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keeping it spicy.

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Episode 307: Blessed Be

June 13th, 2019

1:23:07

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Miley Cyrus on Black Mirror, a Timothaaay puppet and juicy celebrity feuds. 

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Episode 306: Whackitude

June 6th, 2019

1:28:13

The gang gab about Khloe Kardashian's prom, festival fashion and Holden has tik tok tantrum time. Come see us live, June 9th in NYC! …

Episode 305: I'm Joe Shoes

May 30th, 2019

1:14:53

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about "Rocketman" and Guy Fieri and Matthew McConaughey's bromance. Come see us live, June 9th in NYC!
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Episode 304: J'ZM

May 23rd, 2019

1:23:17

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about celebs with bad breath, Eurovision, and a Whitney Houston hologram tour. Come see us live! bit.ly/2JvdHVW

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 35: Survive the Night

May 22nd, 2019

40:12

Jackie and Molly wrap up the Roundup by diving deep into the bonkers episode that was the season finale.

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Episode 303: Poke the Sugar Bear

May 16th, 2019

1:20:27

This week Jackie, Molly and Holden are all about the youtube celeb drama.
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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 34: Riverdale: Endgame

May 15th, 2019

38:47

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House" and good lord, why are there so many lost children in Riverdale?

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Episode 302: A Horse in the Morn

May 9th, 2019

1:16:23

Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Mayochella, the Met Gala and weird turn-ons.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 33: In The Navy

May 8th, 2019

31:33

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Fifty-Five: Prom Night" and gab about Chony, cannibalism, and clones.

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Episode 301: A Face Made for Screamin'

May 3rd, 2019

1:13:29

Jackie, Molly and Natalie Jean gab about the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, Idris Elba's wedding and fanny pack crocs.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 32: Spurkin' Around

May 1st, 2019

39:02

Jackie and Molly recap "Fear the Reaper" and Jackie rejoices that Riverdale is now technically one of her sister wives shows.

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Bonus Episode: Hot Dog Top Dog

April 29th, 2019

23:25

In this very special bonus episode, Jackie is joined by hot dog top dog Eric Mittenthal of the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council and she picks his brain on all things hot dogs.

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Episode 300: Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs

April 25th, 2019

1:07:41

Jackie, Holden and Natalie Jean gab about Nic Cage's rendition of "Purple Rain", Taylor Swift dropping new music and "The Act"

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 31: G is for Gargoyle

April 24th, 2019

38:53

Jackie and Molly have mixed feelings about "Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker"

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Episode 299: Cheekin on the Knees

April 18th, 2019

1:08:26

Jackie, Molly and Marcus gab about Beyonce's "Homecoming", Game of Thrones season 8 and Six Flags.

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Episode 298: Horse Maneuvers

April 11th, 2019

1:07:17

This week Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Lil Nas X, bullies and start casting an LPN musical.

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Episode 297: April Reals Day

April 4th, 2019

1:18:08

Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss scented sandals, the Dynasty reboot and how much they hate pranks.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 30: A Tasty Snack

April 4th, 2019

42:53

Jackie and Molly roundup Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid and discuss the teen wing of the Riverdale police force, Betty Snooper, and whether or not …

Episode 296: Hug Me Backwards

March 28th, 2019

1:15:06

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 29: What's Your Damage?

March 27th, 2019

43:16

Jackie and Molly recap the musical episode Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN and discuss dance-offs, Jackie's blue balls and Jughead singing.

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Episode 295: Aunt Becky Did Crimes

March 21st, 2019

1:14:55

Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss Lori Loughlin's legal troubles, Holden's wedding and debate who's "Starbucks, not Starbucks"

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 28: Almost Scary Nowhere

March 20th, 2019

41:14

Jackie and Molly watch Chapter 50: The American Dream and recap slow motion Cheryl, a deadly King of the Mountain game, and Veronica becoming the new …

Episode 294: Ding Dong Daughter

March 14th, 2019

1:07:25

Jackie and Henry catch up on Lori Loughlin's college admission scandal, mixing condiments and A-Rod & JLo's engagement.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 27: Archie Finds an Orphan

March 13th, 2019

39:50

Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me" and discuss the Joan Jett of Riverdale, Archie's boxing phase and, guys, do we dislike …

Episode 293: Fatone Hole

March 8th, 2019

1:08:22

Jackie and Molly are joined by Henry to discuss Joey Fatone's hotdog business, Spielberg vs Netflix and as a tribute to Luke Perry we remember the …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 26: Snake's Mouth

March 7th, 2019

36:15

Jackie and Molly catch up on "Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem for a Welterweight" and Archie is still dumb, Gladys Jones is still hot and no crimes are …

Episode 292: Squawkin' & Squealin'

March 1st, 2019

1:11:28

Jackie, Marcus and Ben discuss the Oscars, "Lorena" and a particularly icky blind item.

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Episode 291: The Molly Zone

February 21st, 2019

1:16:02

Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss movies to cry to, business plans and spend a little time in Jamaican Anime Corner.

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Episode 290: Babyspice666

February 15th, 2019

1:10:18

Jackie, Molly and Henry discuss Will Smith as the Genie, The Grammys and they get erotic with some Riverdale fan fiction.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 25: Pretty by Day, Poison by Night

February 14th, 2019

45:50

Jackie and Molly catch you up on "The Red Dahlia" and "Bizarrodale".

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Episode 289: That's Horsesome!

February 8th, 2019

1:17:23

Jackie, Molly and Holden dish on Elton John, "Russian Doll" and the Superbowl.

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Episode 288: Sweet Magick's Comin' For Ya

January 31st, 2019

1:10:33

Jackie and Molly are joined by Henry Zebrowski to gab bout "Abducted in Plain Sight", leggings as pants and the Superbowl.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 24: Glamberge Eggs

January 31st, 2019

38:49

Jackie and Molly catch you up on the last two episodes and discuss CB radios, bear attacks, orphan queens and BITCHES AIN'T NUNS.

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Episode 287: Kevin Passed Away, OhLaLa

January 25th, 2019

1:11:11

Jackie, Henry and Holden are in mourning and discuss age gap cat love, grief meats and shitstagram.

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Episode 286: Arrr You a Redneck?

January 17th, 2019

1:18:10

Jackie, Molly and Marcus goss about "The Americans", the Kid Rock cruise and Mariah Carey getting black mailed.

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Episode 285: There's So Many Butts in Mykonos

January 10th, 2019

1:12:38

This week we're talking "The Masked Singer", Lindsay Lohan's new show and ding ding ding! There's a new DILF on the scene.

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Episode 284: Franaissance

January 3rd, 2019

1:05:34

We kick off the new year by talking troubling children's toys, stadium pals and 2019 fashions.

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Episode 283: The Christmas on Christmas

December 20th, 2018

1:09:20

This week we talk about raisinets, Jackie makes a Christmas confession and we indulge in the only LPN holiday tradition and watch "I Think You Might …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 23: I Speak For The Fallen

December 19th, 2018

28:47

We catch up on the last two episodes and discuss Jelly Bean, syrup waterboards and a game born of madness.

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Episode 282: Hairy Scoots

December 13th, 2018

1:12:01

This week we talk terrifying children's toys, the sexuality of muppets and some juicy stories from Hollyweird.

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Episode 281: Tug & Humbles

December 6th, 2018

1:04:39

This week on Page 7: Mariah Carey's questionable parenting, the king of sandwiches, and Gwyneth Paltrow claims she invented yoga.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 22: Juice Bunker

December 5th, 2018

29:59

Jackie, Molly and Marcus recap "Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter" and discuss Dr. Curdle Jr, daddying up, and how off the rails Riverdale can get.

Episode 280: Revenge of Nana's Christmas

November 29th, 2018

1:05:00

Jackie and Molly discuss Hallmark movies, Amanda Byne's interview for Paper magazine, and the 2018 Goop gift guide.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 21: Hubba Hubba Lift Off

November 29th, 2018

35:33

Jackie and Molly discuss "Chapter Forty: The Great Escape" and discuss bad ass bitch moves, Judas kisses and ask - how dumb is Archie?

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Episode 279: Anything Goes, Baby

November 15th, 2018

1:08:27

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss Guy Fieri facts, Canadian culture and the war on Thanksgiving.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 20: The Teens are LARPing

November 14th, 2018

37:41

Jackie, Molly & Marcus review Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club and discuss The Fred Heads, secrets & sins and that bathroom cat fight.

Episode 278: Crying Into My Gravy

November 8th, 2018

1:10:31

Jackie and Molly are feeling smooth this week as they talk about the Sunday funny pages, Food Network Thanksgiving specials, and Idris Elba.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 19: Griffins & Gandalfs

November 3rd, 2018

23:09

Jackie and Marcus recap season 3 episode 3 "As Above, So Below" and talk sex bunkers, juvie fight clubs and corrupting minors.

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Episode 277: Donkey Money

November 2nd, 2018

1:07:04

Jackie and Marcus discuss the Heidi Klum Halloween party, questionable celebrity Halloween costumes, Wookie holes and seasonal milk flavors.

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Episode 276: Calling All Ghosts

October 26th, 2018

1:04:19

Jackie, Molly and Marcus get into the Halloween mood by gabbing about spectrophilia, recessive ghost genes and the new Halloween movie.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 18: Prison's a Bummer

October 24th, 2018

36:42

Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap season 3 episode 2 "Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men's Eyes" and talk dubious doctors, mad dogs and brosephs …

Episode 275: Private Garden

October 18th, 2018

1:01:29

Jackie Molly and Marcus talk Netflix recommendations, songs to do CPR to and Burger King's Halloween slushies.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 17: Daddy Brigade

October 17th, 2018

39:06

Riverdale is back beautiful babies! Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap all the nonsense in the season 3 premiere "Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day".

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Episode 274: JacKanye

October 11th, 2018

1:06:10

Jackie and Marcus are joined by Holden McNeely to gab about horses, Taylor Swift, and Jackie's new nerd hobbies. 

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Episode 273: Romp Tromp

October 4th, 2018

1:05:26

Jackie, Molly, and Marcus discuss Lindsay Lohan's slap-happy week, "Dancing with the Stars: Juniors" and kick off Halloween month with some movie …

Episode 272: Fiddlin' All About

September 27th, 2018

1:06:29

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss problematic 90's movies, Kathy Najimy sightings and drop some HOT HALLOWEEN goss. 

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Episode 271: Puffy Squinty Man

September 20th, 2018

1:03:47

Jackie, Molly and Marcus goss about the best times and places to propose, Bert and Ernie and weird Disney people.

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Episode 270: Eeples and Baneenees

September 13th, 2018

55:02

Jackie, Molly and Henry discuss the Paul McCartney GQ interview, "Great British Bake Off" goss and debate if Alex Trebek is a daddy.

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Episode 269: Upside Down Nostril

September 7th, 2018

1:11:10

Jackie and Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to gab about Lindsey Buckingham, jade eggs and green room yachts. 

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Episode 268: Pizzle Sticks

August 30th, 2018

1:08:26

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss doggie treats, getting drunk at the mall and mopey movies.

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Episode 267: Every Daddy is a Daddy to Me

August 23rd, 2018

1:07:59

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss sober karaoke, tragic-spice and himbos.

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Episode 268: Harken It

August 17th, 2018

57:18

It's a girls only, no boys allowed sleep over Page 7 and Jackie and Molly discuss themed restaurants, "Sharp Objects" and Kelsey Grammer's …

Episode 267: Y'all Got Smote!

August 10th, 2018

1:08:32

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss a dog's quinceañera, Kathleen Turner's amazing Vulture interview and clap backs.

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Episode 266: Slippery as an Eel

August 3rd, 2018

59:32

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss Candy Land erotica, questionable scruples and Jackie's highschool prom.

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Episode 265: Hey Sport

July 26th, 2018

1:05:52

Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk Daddy-Daughter dances, Meghan Trainor's songwriting skills and movies that don't hold up. 

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Episode 264: Summer of Smangaritas

July 20th, 2018

1:06:00

Jackie, Molly and Marcus gab about bros icing bros, "Whitney" and beanie babies. 

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Episode 263: Riding with the Yuck-Yucks

July 12th, 2018

1:07:36

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss beard oils, hot dog ambassadors and leaning into being basic, and Molly gives Jackie some much needed skanking …

Episode 262: Will Lick

July 5th, 2018

1:04:32

Happy Independence Day y'all! Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss hot dog water, the sexiest fictional presidents and celebrities with B.D.E.

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Episode 261: Boot Scoot Adjacent

June 29th, 2018

1:05:39

Molly's back! And she brought a special guest - baby Freddie! The gang discusses school dances, the newest addition to the Gaines family and Jackie's …

Episode 260: License to Thrill

June 22nd, 2018

56:35

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Ben Kissel in Los Angeles to talk John Cena's vasectomy reversal, James Van Der Beek's placenta pics, and Jackie's bad girl sticks.

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Episode 259: Despugcito

June 16th, 2018

56:51

Uh oh it's a buy one Zebrowski get one free Page 7. Henry joins Jackie to gab over "Monsters Inside Me", Dr. Pimple Popper and celebs with chest hair. 

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Episode 258: Did I Just Get Yoncé'd?

June 9th, 2018

1:01:58

Holden joins Jackie in LA and they gab with Marcus about the upcoming Addam's Family animated movie, getting Blair Witch'ed and fat children of …

Episode 257: Cash Grab Baby

June 1st, 2018

1:09:28

Jackie and Marcus are joined by Holden McNeely to gab about Jeff Goldblum's jazz album, big hat etiquette and their fantasies from when they were …

Episode 256: Jackie's Burden

May 25th, 2018

1:06:11

Holden McNeely joins Marcus and Jackie to goss about the royal wedding, celebrity farts and John Traa's instagram.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 16: Cheryl in a Barrel

May 24th, 2018

35:40

Jackie and Marcus recap the season finale "Brave New World" and give their predictions for the next season. Also...Jughead's real name is Forsythe??

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Episode 254: Itchy Town

May 17th, 2018

1:03:53

Jackie, Marcus & Henry goss about Rami Malek playing Freddie Mercury, Jackie's trip to DragCon and cheeky Dane Lars von Trier.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 15: Canned Meat

May 13th, 2018

39:32

Jackie and Marcus get into double trouble as they recap the past two Riverdale episodes.

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Episode 253: #Fatherable

May 12th, 2018

1:14:31

Molly had her baby! She'll be a bit busy for now, so in the meantime Marcus and Jackie have Henry Zebrowski in to discuss Elon Musk dating Grimes, …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 14: Make My Bones

May 4th, 2018

24:44

Jackie and Marcus recap the latest Riverdale episode: "Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt". 

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Episode 252: Meat Drunk

May 4th, 2018

57:22

Henry Zebrowski joins Jackie and Marcus to talk about ghosts, kangaroo recipes and Blac Chyna.

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Episode 251: Braff Hole

April 27th, 2018

56:47

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss McDonald's mascots, Zach Braff, and the passing of Verne Troyer.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 13: Thespian Terrorism

April 26th, 2018

29:56

Riverdale is back and so is the roundup! Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap Chapter 31: A Night to Remember.

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Episode 250: The Fest of Wrestle

April 19th, 2018

1:03:42

Jackie, Molly & Marcus chat about wrestling, baby headphones and #Beychella.

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Episode 249: Speaking of Buttocks

April 13th, 2018

56:00

Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk about Jim Carrey's art, "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" and the mystical art of bottom reading.

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Episode 248: Anacondita

April 5th, 2018

58:00

Jackie, Molly & Marcus gab about 90's maternity fashion, Jesus Christ Superstar and puppetry.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 12: Between God & Gucci

April 5th, 2018

41:42

Arm wrestling! A secret gay hookup tunnel! Getting chased by nuns! All this and more in the latest and hottest Riverdale Roundup.

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Episode 247: Release the Hounds

March 30th, 2018

46:04

Jackie, Molly & Marcus goss over bad reality tv, wolf attacks and investigate the gripping mystery of who bit Beyonce?

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 11: Women Were Sufferin'

March 29th, 2018

32:49

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors and all the twists, turns and...Bravo's Andy Cohen?!?

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Episode 246: Sisqo Dreams

March 22nd, 2018

1:01:04

Molly is busy bringing new life into the world so Jackie & Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to discuss underwear songs, Renee Zellweger as …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 10: Mid-Jug

March 22nd, 2018

32:14

Jackie and Marcus discuss Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood and all the "dun-dun-duuuunn!" moments in it.

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Episode 245: Worm Time

March 15th, 2018

59:37

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss terrible animated kids movies, rude humor and the practicality of doing cocaine at 70.

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 9: Hot Tubs & Jalapeno Margaritas

March 15th, 2018

26:18

Riverdale is back and that means so is the roundup - this week: hot tubs! Smooches! INTRIGUE!

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Episode 244: Bread Durst

March 9th, 2018

50:36

Jackie and Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to recap the Oscars, ponder Fred Durst's directing career and discuss "The Assassination of Gianni Versace".

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Episode 243: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride

March 1st, 2018

53:32

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss Barbra Streisand's dogs, questionable 90's science & butt chewin'.

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Episode 242: Karamo for President

February 24th, 2018

42:15

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk teenage dramas, Fergie's rendition of the national anthem and play fuck-marry-fuck with the Queer Eye hosts. 

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Episode 241: Valenwine's Day

February 15th, 2018

50:28

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss the "Queer Eye" reboot, the drama between Kim Cattrall & Sarah Jessica Parker and the upcoming arrival of Gunt …

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 8: Martin Scorsese Nightmare

February 15th, 2018

32:04

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss murder clean ups, undocumented Canadians and the questionable "Operation Guess Who's Coming to Dinner". 

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Riverdale Roundup Vol. 7: Papa Poutine

February 8th, 2018

24:50

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss top secret mob meetings at Pop's, Veronica's confirmation and debate Varchie vs. Archonica.

Episode 240: #Daddy

February 8th, 2018

49:59

This week Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss all things Super Bowl, the upcoming Olympics and the divisive appeal of Rob Thomas.

Episode 239: Nilla Wafer

February 1st, 2018

46:26

Jackie, Molly & Marcus catch you up on the Grammys and discuss the most annoying song of 2018 and celebrities related to royalty.

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 6: Ram Tough

February 1st, 2018

27:13

Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss Jughead's spirit journey, cyber tricks and when exactly Riverdale became a wrestling town.

Riverdale Roundup Vol. 5: A Snake Doesn't Chew

January 24th, 2018

18:17

Riverdale Roundup is BACK baby. Scandal! Serpents! Sex! Spoilers ahead, as well as the sound of us getting all loosey-juicy. 

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Episode 238: Foppish at Best

January 23rd, 2018

47:25

Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk 90's cartoons, Zac Efron playing Ted Bundy and the strange sex appeal of Paul Hollywood.

Episode 237: I'd Sit on It!

January 18th, 2018

58:41

Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk about the difference between the Hallmark Channel & Lifetime, tuna sacks and the newest baby West; on today's …

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January 11th, 2018

1:00:10

Reunited and it feels so good! Jackie's back in studio with Molly & Marcus and they talk hot Golden Globes goss, Molly's celebrity look alike and …

Episode 235: Welcoming Baby Gunt

January 4th, 2018

1:06:53

Jackie, Marcus and Molly dish about Chip and Joanna's upcoming baby, New Years Eve performances, and celebs who have had their appendix removed.

Riverdale Roundup Volume 4

December 29th, 2017

24:10

Jackie, Molly and Marcus' weekly recap of everyone's favorite speecy-spicey teen drama: Riverdale!

Episode234: Friends With Christmas

December 29th, 2017

52:55

In this special holiday episode of Page 7, Marcus, Jackie and Molly learn a lot about their Christmas favorites 'I Think You Might Like It', and …

Riverdale Roundup Volume 3

December 15th, 2017

25:43

Jackie, Molly and Marcus' weekly recap of everyone's favorite speecy-spicey teen drama: Riverdale!

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Riverdale Roundup Volume 2

December 15th, 2017

26:25

Jackie, Molly and Marcus' weekly recap of everyone's favorite speecy-spicey teen drama: Riverdale!

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Riverdale Roundup Volume 1

December 15th, 2017

25:16

Jackie, Molly and Marcus' weekly recap of everyone's favorite speecy-spicey teen drama: Riverdale!

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Episode 233: Eating After Midnight

December 15th, 2017

27:01

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Henry Zebrowski to rehash the many weird parts of Gremlins 2, dish about Regis and Kelly's odd relationship, and learn about a celeb who recently committed a robbery.

Episode 222: Sometimes You Just Gotta Play

December 10th, 2017

1:16:15

Marcus, Molly and Jackie get Christmassy and dish about favorite holiday albums, Britney Spears' depressing instagram account, and the latest …

Episode 221: Jingle Jangle

December 2nd, 2017

1:11:01

Molly, Marcus and Jackie dish about favorite terrible Hallmark movies, the reasons fallout of Jay Z admitting to infidelity, and season 2 of …

Episode 220: The (Unofficial) Start of the Holiday Season

November 25th, 2017

42:30

Jackie, Molly and Marcus dip their toes into Christmas Shoes season by talking about the Thanksgiving day parade, major drama on the Food Network, …

Episode 219: Sexiest Man Alive Edition

November 19th, 2017

59:50

Marcus, Molly and Jackie dish over this year's 'sexiest man alive' list, season two of Riverdale, and list off celebs who have been in motorcycle …

Episode 218: The Quiet Dignity of Gunt

October 19th, 2017

49:26

Marcus, Molly and Jackie learn about Jackie's missed connection with a magazine, famous people with super long names, and provide Jackie and Molly …

Episode 217: Let's All Go To The Movies

October 7th, 2017

45:34

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss the news coverage of Tom Petty's death, favorite 90's female country pop stars, and Jackie's love of going to the …

Episode 216: For Lips You Don't Like

September 29th, 2017

57:41

Jackie, Molly and Marcus learn about the sad end of Fixer Upper, discuss famous people who gave kids up for adoption, and weigh the pros and cons of …

Episode 215: Bazinga!

September 20th, 2017

56:30

Jackie, Marcus and Molly review questionable Emmys outfits, speculate how Malia Obama is fairing in college, and learn which celebs have pet pigs.

Episode 214: Jackie's Oral Exam

September 15th, 2017

52:34

Marcus, Jackie and Molly quiz Jackie with obscure Party of Five trivia now that she's finished the series, learn about Chip and Joanna's new target …

Episode 213: Humps and Lumps

September 7th, 2017

1:00:45

Marcus, Molly and Jackie talk Flip Or Flop divorce drama, discuss the new royal baby, and learn about famous asexuals.

Episode 212: Babealicious

September 1st, 2017

52:54

Jackie, Molly and Marcus gush about America’s favorite couple Chip and Joanna, reminisce about favorite 90’s teen magazines, and learn a lot about …

Episode 211: Like Sands Through An Hourglass

August 12th, 2017

58:39

Molly, Marcus and Jackie talk Taylor Swift's lawsuit, Chris Pratt and Anna Farris' split, and famous actors who starred in daytime soaps.

Episode 210: I've Always Been The Best

August 3rd, 2017

55:20

Jackie, Marcus and Molly talk about Marcus' visit to the Shania Twain exhibit, Jackie's play through of the Dream Daddy video game, and learn about …

Episode 209: All About Britney

July 22nd, 2017

41:17

Jackie and Marcus are joined by The Brighter Side's Ed Larson to talk Aaron Carter's recent arrest, dish fave 90's celeb drama, and learn about which celebrities kept their husband's last names post-divorce.

Episode 208: Thirst Quencher

July 7th, 2017

46:48

Jackie, Molly, and Marcus try to figure out the Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian fiasco and discuss Jackie's quest to be a Thirst Trap.

Episode 207: Juicing The Baby

June 21st, 2017

55:48

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk about Carrie Fischer's recently released autopsy report, Beyonce's twins, and interesting celebrity fragrances.

Episode 206: Never A Lime For Me

June 16th, 2017

52:27

Marcus, Jackie and Molly dish about Katy Perry's new haircut, Demi Moore's dental woes, and come to grips with the idea that Goop may not be a Goop …

Episode 205: Countin' On Keepin' On

June 8th, 2017

55:13

Molly, Marcus and Jackie learn deets about Jon Hamm's divorce, talk about the Duggar family fame, and discuss celebs with patents.

Episode 204: A Night at a Bar with a Frenchman

May 24th, 2017

52:33

Jackie, Marcus and Molly dish about sexiest ages, the new Twin Peaks, and celebs who have Hep C.

Episode 203: Goin' To A Hootenanny

May 20th, 2017

56:13

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Henry Zebrowski to talk the return of Roseanne, Whitney Huston and Bobby Brown's gross habits, and celebs with gambling problems.

Episode 202: The Decade of Us

May 10th, 2017

49:41

Marcus, Jackie and Molly talk about the first few episodes of The Handmaid's Tale, list actors who peaked in the 90's but might deserve a comeback, …

Episode 201: Bees and Apples

May 4th, 2017

51:41

Molly, Jackie and Marcus talk most boring celebs, dish about Billy Ray Cyrus' name change, and Goop's newsletter.

Episode 200: Take Me to the Archipelago

April 25th, 2017

48:44

Molly, Marcus and Jackie talk about Jackie's fave new show Feud, Julia Roberts being named most beautiful person (again), Elton John's recent …

Episode 199: Farmin' Yams

April 19th, 2017

52:15

Molly, Jackie and Marcus discuss a new lead in the missing Richard Simmons case, Julia Roberts & Susan Sarandon's fake feud, and Pippa …

Episode 198: Naughty, Naughty Pope

April 14th, 2017

47:48

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Henry Zebrowski to talk about Barry Manilow's sordid affair with a certain magician, Jude Law's portrayal of an extra naughty pope, and to reminisce about Henry's childhood love of …

Episode 197: Creepin' Jesus

April 6th, 2017

32:24

Molly, Marcus and Jackie talk Brad Pitt's recent weight loss, Val Kilmer's weird fascination of Cate Blanchett, and learn which celebs have slightly …

Episode 196: Tissue? I Barely Know You!

March 29th, 2017

57:14

Marcus, Molly and Jackie talk favorite 90's dating shows, celebs who come from acting families, and Brad Pitt's new squeeze.

Episode 195: Gettin' Goopy With It

March 23rd, 2017

50:36

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Ben Kissel to dish about Lindsay Lohan's new show The Antisocial Network, Mama June's weight loss, and Mariah Carey's new movie.

Episode 194: Date Night Ruined

March 15th, 2017

50:48

Jackie, Molly and Marcus dish about Mary Kate and Ashley's daddy-centric relationships, Jackie's obsession with Jason Momoa, and celebs over 40 who …

Episode 193: Moon Juiced

March 8th, 2017

38:35

Molly, Marcus and Jackie dish about Prince Harry's engagement, celebs who have bad breath (allegedly), and hear Jackie's sex dust review.

Episode 192: The Oscars Edition

March 2nd, 2017

58:23

Marcus, Molly and Jackie recap the Oscars, including the big envelope mix-up, celebrate Daddy Day, and learn about which celebs collect the weirdest …

Episode 191: Sleep Well, Michael Caine

February 22nd, 2017

56:58

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Holden McNeely to review La La Land, learn about the current whereabouts of the Love Actually cast, and dish about …

Episode 190: The Grammys Edition

February 14th, 2017

55:34

Marcus, Jackie and Molly recap the Grammys, talk celebs who passed on roles, and prepare to review Goop's sex dust.

Episode 189: Doofy Beasts

February 8th, 2017

57:50

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk Superbowl commercials, Lady Gaga's halftime show, and school you on elebs you didn't know you were siblings.

Episode 188: A Three Hanky Boo Hooer

February 1st, 2017

51:16

Marcus, Molly and Jackie review Goop's Valentines Day shopping guide, family movies, and learn about celebs who worked for Disney.

Episode 187: That's MY Name!

January 28th, 2017

55:12

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk this year's Oscar nominated movies, Classic Unsolved Mysteries, and famous celebs from huge families.

Episode 186: Put On Your Fluffy Suit

January 11th, 2017

50:15

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk the Golden Globes, their crushes (and lack thereof) on Ryan Gosling, and more Brangelina drama.

Episode 185: Ooh, I'm Steenky

January 6th, 2017

50:59

Molly, Marcus and Jackie discuss Mariah Carey's big New Years flop, Carpool Karaoke gone wrong, and blow Molly's mind with the Mandela Effect.

Episode 184: All Stars

December 23rd, 2016

43:51

Marcus, Molly and Jackie discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Smash Mouth songs, famous people with scoliosis, and engage in their favorite …

Episode 183: It's All Easy

December 14th, 2016

1:02:13

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss of Jackie's great cinematic loves: The Santa Clause, learn about how to spot someone faking excitement about a …

Episode 182: Dougacinos

December 8th, 2016

55:52

Molly, Marcus and Jackie review Goop's 2016 holiday gift guide, talk about their most wanted gift subscription boxes, and learn about celebs who you …

Episode 146: A Very Slutty Christmas

December 16th, 2015

52:21

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss modern Christmas music, favorite Christmas movies, and celebrity performance art.

Episode 145: The Mud Lake

December 8th, 2015

52:48

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk music-related gossip, including The Wiz live show, recent musical celebrity death, the upcoming superbowl halftime …

Episode 144: Princess Jackie's Stable Boy

December 2nd, 2015

48:29

In the first Page Seven episode of the holiday season, Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk music gossip, compare favorite Christmas movies, and discuss …

Episode 142: It'd Sure Be Cool If You Did

November 12th, 2015

32:50

Jackie, Molly and Marcus gossip about Blake Shelton's new relationship and upcoming Christmas special, Bro-Country music, and Oprah's 2015 Favorite …

Episode 141: Jews on the Brain

November 4th, 2015

39:54

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss Leah Remini's new Scientology tell-all book, compare which movie scenes they'd like to recreate at their weddings, …

Episode 140: Wet Crackers

October 28th, 2015

1:04:47

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss Lamar Odem's failing health, Kate Middleton's failing marriage, and failed celebrity restaurants.

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Episode 139: Turkey Skin

October 15th, 2015

42:30

Marcus and Jackie are joined by Henry Zebrowski to speculate about Bobbi Christina's death, Lamar Odom's horny goat weed-induced coma, and to discuss …

Episode 138: Bananaman

October 7th, 2015

55:57

Marcus, Jackie and Molly throw back to their favorite 90's prime time tv shows, dish reality TV star secrets, and talk about recent celebrity-related …

Episode 136: Juiced

September 23rd, 2015

52:14

Join Marcus, Jackie and Molly as they discuss super dangerous movie sets, Azealia Banks' airline misadventures, OJ Simpson's short-lived reality TV …

Episode 134: Spitballin'

September 9th, 2015

1:01:00

Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk drama at the VMAs, celebrity divorces, and plan to take down scientology from the inside.

Episode 133: The Devil Needs To Sneeze

August 27th, 2015

49:38

It's a catch up week here on Page Seven as we cover the Duggar Ashley Madison scandal, the Jared Fogle scandal, and Rosie O'Donnel's missing daughter.

Episode 132: Stud In Heaven

August 13th, 2015

45:30

Henry Zebrowski joins us today to talk about the Olsen intern scandal, the probable murder of Bobbi, and the death of Frank Gifford,

Better Be a Gouda

August 6th, 2015

51:54

It's divorces aplenty amid good news from our own camp as Reba and Narvel split and Gavin and Gwen call it quits, but our own Molly is gettin' hitched

My Grundy

July 30th, 2015

49:05

Today on P7: Jackie and Molly mourn the death of Bobbi Kristina among other little known celebrity deaths from the last week.

Puddin' Night

July 23rd, 2015

47:45

It's another celebrity divorce on today's Page Seven as country's first couple calls it quits.

Best Friends Are Like Indians

July 20th, 2015

46:46

Laura Preppon has come right out with some insane Scientology speak, Prince Phillip shows his salty sea man side, and rumors of a long dead romance …

Episode 125: Jeffrey Loves the Chicken

July 13th, 2015

28:25

Paula Deen got some esplainin' to do (although she probably won't and will probably face no consequences) and Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving …

Episode 124: And Then the Dog Had a Dog

July 13th, 2015

51:26

Jackie goes to Shania Twain concert, the new season of True Detective gets discussed, and a big divorce gets announced!

Episode 123: Bonecrusher Song Child Cancer

July 13th, 2015

27:04

Lindsey Lohan has found spiritual awareness and Bonecrusher is dead! On today's Page 7.

Episode 122: #neverf*ckedOJ

July 13th, 2015

52:27

Oh man is Kim pissed about her babies being overshadowed. And also Screech got convicted of stabbing a guy! And joining us today we got Sharron Paul!

Episode 121: Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow with Ed Larson

July 13th, 2015

1:00:50

Ed Larson joins us to talk about the Duggar controversy and why Sally Ride took 100 tampons into space.

Episode 120: Next

July 13th, 2015

47:47

It's a hodgepodge kinda day on P7 this week as we talk about the new Cannibal Cop documentary and play a fantasy game of erotic dice with Coach Taylor and Tammy.

Episode 119: Boozy Water with Henry Zebrowski

July 13th, 2015

56:25

Henry Zebrowski joins us to talk about how the Voice would be better if everyone was hideously ugly or scarred and his recent mildly aggressive …

Episode 118: What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

May 10th, 2015

45:48

It's a round up of what we've missed the last couple weeks as we cover Miss Jenner, Rihanna's pizza dress, and the new Royal baby!

Episode 117: Timberlake Biel - Where Your Love Begins

May 10th, 2015

54:27

Jackie is both ecstatic and saddened at the news of Barry Manilow's marriage, Drake drowns in Madonna's lipstick, and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel narrowly avoid creating a blood diamond baby.

Episode 116: The Brady Brides

May 10th, 2015

47:13

Marilyn Manson got punched in the face at a Denny's! It this and more on today's P7 as we also cover Travolta's response to Going Clear and Jackie's …

Episode 115: Going Clear

May 10th, 2015

54:47

It's an all Scientology episode on Page 7 today as we dicuss the HBO documentary Going Clear and how it completely changes our views on John Travolta.

Episode 114: Another Fable for Another Stable

May 10th, 2015

54:50

Jessica Simpson is a cute, drunk mom, Screech ices a guy on Christmas, and we discuss Britney Spears' insecurities about her feet.

Episode 113: Bloodhounds of Broadway

May 10th, 2015

58:03

We didn't know we wanted it, but we got it anyway and fell in love: it's the Randy Quaid sex tape on today's Page 7.

Episode 112: Oh Ya Don't Say

May 10th, 2015

42:39

Harrison Ford survives yet again, Nicholas Cage gets the List treatment, and Bobby Brown just maybe might be smoking crack outside the hospital where …

Episode 111: A Love Song for Bobby Long

May 10th, 2015

48:32

We return to John Tra's creepy yet oddly explainable behavior at the Oscars and go through all the juicy blind items from the night in question.

Episode 110: Log Book

May 10th, 2015

54:45

The trio talks about the Northwest cry cry incident, a near brush with death John Tra had in the nineties, and a possible affair between Jay Z and Rihanna.

Episode 109: How Will I Know

May 10th, 2015

56:35

We talk the Illuminati in the Grammys, the inevitable death of Bobbi Kristina, and Bruce Jenner's fatal accident.

Episode 108: Be Bop Bamboozled in 3-D

May 10th, 2015

43:28

It's Super Bowl madness time as we review half time shows of the past and talk about the overall weirdness of this year's Super Bowl.

Episode 107: John Tra Walks Into a Gym

May 10th, 2015

56:39

We spend pretty much the whole episode talking about John Tra's cruising.

Episode 106: Worst Dressed

May 10th, 2015

55:50

It's Golden Globes time as we talk trash on the worst, praise on the best, and just who turned around to look at their lover rather than their …

Episode 105: Year of Sinbad with Ed Larson

May 10th, 2015

29:27

Ed Larson joins us to talk about Felicia Rashad coming out on the side of Cosby, Tina Fey getting attacked by raccoons, and the latest rumors about JohnTra.

Episode 104: Roosigeon

May 10th, 2015

1:01:13

The new Royal baby pictures are out, LeBron James touches the princess, and we have our yearly listening of "I Think You Might Like It".

Episode 103: Ernest Saves Christmas

May 10th, 2015

52:50

Mariah Carey has a bit of a misadventure at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony, Susan Boyle has her very first boyfriend, and the owner of Grumpy Cat made more last year than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Episode 102: Former Police Detective Guy Hanks with Ed Larson

May 10th, 2015

51:52

Ed Larson joins us to finally weigh in on the Cosby scandal and Katy Perry performing at the Super Bowl.

Episode 101: I am the Uno

May 10th, 2015

41:57

Jaden and Willow Smith give a bizarre interview reminiscent of stoned conversations had sophomore year of college and Solange gets married in a …

Episode 100: Baby Bangs

May 10th, 2015

43:45

The gang laments the cancelation of Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo and the circumstances surrounding it and dissect the phenomenon of baby bangs.

Episode 99: Chew On It

May 10th, 2015

50:15

It's Renee Zelweger's new face time! We talk about the transformation at length and visit our nu metal years all at the same time.

Episode 98: Spring Fever

May 10th, 2015

44:00

We cover the 7th Heaven molestation scandal in depth and talk about Rachel Ray's alleged proclivities, plus Gerard Depardieu is a psychopath.

Episode 97: My Body is on Fire!

May 10th, 2015

47:12

Amanda Bynes is once again arrested for a DUI, Donald Trump is tricked into retweeting a picture of two notorious serial killers, and of course, Lena Dunham is being terrible again.

Episode 96: Rivers Bottom

May 10th, 2015

55:28

Rumors are running wild about a second baby after Jay Z changes the lyrics in a song during a live show, the drama is already revving up in the new View cast, and Robin Thicke had a really, really bad year.

Episode 95: Confuse the Squares

May 10th, 2015

51:43

The gang catches up on the last couple weeks of gossip including the celebrity nudie leak, the death of Joan Rivers, the new Royal baby, and the brand new lineup of The View!

Episode 94: You Ain't In Love

May 10th, 2015

23:37

Michael Chabon's wife reacts to her son playing the Kim Kardashian game in the most embarrassing way possible, Molly's got a crush on Idris Elba, and …

Episode 93: Escalate like an Elevator

May 10th, 2015

29:21

The JayBe breakup continues with two power couple staying in separate hotels and Jackie and Molly stir up some outrage about the new Giver movie.

Episode 92: You Just Got Scolded

May 10th, 2015

42:38

The rumors surrounding the Jay-Bey breakup swirl stronger, Jenny McCarthy's son calls the cops on her, and 47 people are hospitalized for alcohol …

Episode 91: Dolly's Wet Ride

May 10th, 2015

50:42

Kim and Kanye hire a body double for their baby, Prince George turns one, and Mel Gibson has a secret gross sex tape.

Episode 90: Keanu Reeves' Dead Eyes

May 10th, 2015

29:49

Rosie O'Donnell returning to The View, Harry Potter at 34, and Iconic film roles that almost went to someone else (Will Smith as Neo?)

Episode 89: Can't Win for Losing Weight

May 10th, 2015

38:27

The View gets all shook up for no good reason (although the departure of Jenny McCarthy is wonderful), a dude shoots himself in the face after his …

Episode 88: Budweiser Pocket Book with Champaign Tastes

May 10th, 2015

54:19

Kidchella is a raging success, a new Saved By The Bell biopic is coming on Labor Day, and Honey Boo-Boo might be a monster, depending on your opinion.

Episode 87: Mishton

May 10th, 2015

49:39

Ashton Kutcher proves to be a monster of a baby-daddy, the lid gets blown off all the fake teeth in Hollywood, and Julia Roberts is revealed to be a …

Episode 86: Juicy Spicy

May 10th, 2015

57:48

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith get a divorce, the Biebs gets baptized in a local bathtub, and Sting is reported to be a stinky, stinky man.

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