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On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys

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Some loyal and local North Queensland Cowboys fans speak their minds about the all conquering pride of the North. Welcome to On The Ranch.In depth reviews and previews of the North Queensland Cowboys games, news, tips and some clueless banter. The passion cannot be denied.

89 Episodes | 2019 - 2021

Juz E

September 14th, 2021


  • It’s been awards week

  • We got some Furphys!

  • And Juzzy ONeill is in the poddock

Pete Jokes

September 7th, 2021


  • Pete’s thrown the toys out

  • We’re on the NQ titans

  • And it’s question time 2.0


August 31st, 2021


  • Jungle Ball proves the winner

  • The cashed up Roosters lead the revolt against the bunker

  • And what’s all this stuff falling from the sky!?

Like Being In Tasmania

August 24th, 2021


  • The dogs are looking good tonight, and I don’t mean the footy team

  • The debutant streak continues

  • And we countdown to the finals, which we won’t be …

Dad Jokes

August 17th, 2021


  • Everyone’s back in the poddock

  • The mathematics are still being worked out for top eight

  • And Hendo’s on the extended squad for giving us bum multi …

Two Takes

August 10th, 2021

  • The Taumalolo experiment is a fizzer
  • The finals become as likely as Pistol’s Multis
  • And the poddock’s playing musical chairs

The Fan

August 3rd, 2021

  • Mad Monday ideas searches see a sharp increase
  • The Cowboys buy shares in Townsville University Hospital
  • And Lucky books a bunch of mystery …

The One With All The Intros

July 27th, 2021


We’re breathing the clean air of the Poddock’s freshly cleaned aircons

Pistol’s been on the tools, for one whole day

And we’re donning the green and …

Get The Dogs

July 20th, 2021


The world moves for the NRL

Footytips apologises by giving out participation trophies

And we batten down the hatches for the incoming storm

Spider Multi

July 14th, 2021


We thought it was wabbit season, turns out it was duck season,

It’s Origin time again

And the QRL announces a large expansion.

Monsters Under the Bed

July 6th, 2021


We’re back in the poddock,

The Hammer becomes the latest Cowboys Origin Star,

and we search for some beds to hide under

Live Lockdown Edition

June 29th, 2021


We’re doing a special lockdown edition, LIVE!

Origin’s done. No, I'm not crying, you're crying.

And we look forward to taking on the Cowboys rejects, the Knights

The Hampster

June 22nd, 2021


We’ve copped another apology from the NRL bigwigs

More Cowboys make history, for State of Origin 2

And Ben Hampton is in the podcave!

Eyes Forward

June 16th, 2021


Forget last week ever happened. 

It's gone.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Move along.

Eyes forward to the Sharks.


Three Way

June 8th, 2021


It’s mate against mate

State against state

And tonight, it’s podcaster against podcaster against podcaster in a 3 way (battle)


June 1st, 2021


The warriors were weakened in a one point war

We go into the bye in a solid 7th

And it State Of Origin time, North Queensland style!

Tom Gilbert

May 26th, 2021


The knights have been decapitated

We warm up our war dance

And Tom Gilbert joins us for a chat!

Spoiled Moments

May 11th, 2021


Another classic derby win for the boys

It’s Magic Round

And we’re all sporting go go gadget arms in honour of that try

Well Oiled Machine

May 4th, 2021


We’re licking our warrior wounds

The original derby is back on!

and may the 4th be with you!


April 27th, 2021


3 in a row baby!

The Frog's on holiday

We've moved studio

Minty Everywhere

April 20th, 2021


We’re on a winning streak

Morgs is going to the raiders game to nudie streak

And the studio is bright orange!

Foam Padded Hats

April 13th, 2021


We’ve got the eye of the tiger

We’re eyeing off the puppies for a new coat

And have the Cowboys turned it around?

Good Not Great

April 6th, 2021


We’re nursing a chocolate headache

Toddy Payten is nursing a gameplay headache

And the wreaking ball and brother kyle are back for vengeance

Pistol's Storeman

March 30th, 2021


We let the little brother give us a drubbing to boost their confidence,

We went and bought a bigger boat to go shark hunting,

And we celebrate the …

Faxing Stickers

March 24th, 2021


There was plenty of dropped ball last week, but not by Hunt

We pull out the trundle bed for baby brother Titans

And...We’ve. Got. Merch.

Swinging From Light Towers

March 16th, 2021


We’re playing less minutes this week to save ourselves from gassing in 6 years time

We look forward to a home game!

And...we’re newspaper famous!


March 9th, 2021


Time to ignore the better half for the next 30 weeks

 We drop our predictions for season 2021

 And we deep dive into the royal interview! (No we don't)

Brother Kyle

March 2nd, 2021


Welcome to Season 2021

We've toppled the Broncos already!

And Kyle Feldt drops by.


November 25th, 2020


It's our final show of the year.

Multithon 2.0

November 17th, 2020


It’s a classic origin decider at Suncorp this week

As we sweat on two more games for Morg’s Multi

And we re-roll the multi-thon this week


November 10th, 2020


Some of us have conceded defeat

But not the mighty Maroons

Origin is well and truly alive

Red Hot Richie

October 27th, 2020


We got ourselves a bit of a Storm on sunday

We look ahead to origin

And Red Hot Richie dials in to claim his prize

Dud Tips

October 20th, 2020


It’s grand final week

The milk has curdled

We look ahead to the big show

Daylight Savings

October 13th, 2020


This week, we’re down to four, the jerseys get put on ice and the tipping comp comes down to a hail mary.

The Radradra Finals

October 6th, 2020


The "NQ Raiders" go one step further, we’re all aboard the Lions train, and the Joker hits another linesman!

Ray Thompson

September 30th, 2020


👉 Rob's back at the helm!

👉 We've retired another big Bronco name.

👉 and we're joined by Ray Ray Thompson!

Spoon Dealers

September 23rd, 2020


Rob has had enough of Season 2020 and sets up camp elsewhere, Mick takes charge and hands out some wooden spoons. Pete has a HUGE MULTI (plenty of purchase!). Welcome to ON THE RANCH!

Beastan Masters

September 16th, 2020


The Cowboys try to do it with 12 against Storm and learn quickly that’s not enough

QCB turns up the heat in the hopes of melting the chocolate …

The Half Ton

September 8th, 2020


We’re all nursing a little winners hangover

Can we keep it up against the Storm

And we’ve made it to 50 episodes!

All Just Numbers

September 1st, 2020


We’re shark meat

Our fireproof suits are almost ready to fight some dragons

And one piece of our coaching puzzle might just be solved.

Fight Night

August 25th, 2020


The try scoring streak ends as the knight cut us down

The sharks are circling

And it’s fight night

Monopoly Money

August 19th, 2020


So close yet so far

The boys trek south to catch up with some mates

And we’re back to our regular logo

Kebab In A Can

August 11th, 2020


The don, did us

We've donned a different logo

And it's duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season...

What round is it?

August 5th, 2020


It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with the Titans.


July 28th, 2020


The Seagulls stole all our hot chips

We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders

And we're starting our own judiciary


July 21st, 2020


It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home chocolates.

We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles.

I Am Chris Walker

July 14th, 2020


We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken

The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day

We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all over QLD

And QLD legend Chris Walker …

Robo Pistol

July 8th, 2020


The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled

We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook

And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine

The Gatis Effect

July 1st, 2020


It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights

Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels

And our good friend Mr George Gatis is here!

Coach Juggling

June 24th, 2020


We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds

We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay

And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.

God Damn Carole Baskin

June 16th, 2020


We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors

We got our cages ready for the tigers

And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front

The I Isn't Dotted

June 9th, 2020


We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff

59-nil is our new favourite number

And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB

We review Cowboys v Sharks

We Preview Warriors v Cowboys

Cold. Hard. Cash.

June 2nd, 2020


We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever

We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd

And Pistol finally nailed …

Round 3 In May

May 27th, 2020


It’s a little bit of Deva Vu as the season restarts

We’re reserving some seats outside the stadium to listen in

We’re sweating on which ref Cam Smith is replacing

And the tipping comp restarts

Lock It Down

March 24th, 2020


It’s bittersweet this week as we celebrate the win over the bulldogs as the whole league flicks the switch

Nine Coronas

March 18th, 2020


We've self isolated this week but as the show must go on, we've forged ahead despite the bad audio and smashed out something for your listening …

Epic Lighting

March 10th, 2020


It’s finally footy season this week and we have our hatches battened down for the cyclone that won’t happen, our masks on for COVID-19 and our beers cracked for our huge season preview of 2020

Kyle Feldt

March 4th, 2020


It was a tough day at Casey Fields
The wet season is well and truly upon us
Eltons yellow brick road has been and gone
And the one and only Kyle Feldt …

Preseason Pontification

February 25th, 2020


The Nines are run and won, by us!The cowboys conquered the Broncos yet againThe new stadium is open for businessAnd we look forth to Round 1

The Perth Nines

February 11th, 2020


We're in a new season, we have a new look, but we invariably still sound the same. Silky smooth Cowboys fan voices coming at your for 2020.We're looking at the Perth Nines, we're excited about some new player faces and …

How The Sausage Is Made

October 1st, 2019


It’s Grand Final week and the Ranch boys are deep into their off season prep for next year
Everyone fills in their green machine bandwagon paperwork
We lament the AFL grand final that wasn’t grand at all
And it’s …

Guess Who's Back

September 25th, 2019


Customs has let Pistol back in the countryThe top four inevitably remain the only sides leftThe blackhawks bow out of the qcup raceAnd it’s AFL Grand …

Gatorade Samples

September 18th, 2019


We’re in the midst of finals feverMad Monday is taking it’s tollPistol has turned japaneseAnd we turn to international sports in search of a winner

The Winning Multi

September 11th, 2019


The Cowboys and North Korea find some commonality in getting battered by a storm
It’s time to gear up for finals
Australia prevails in the Ashes
And …

Georgeous George

September 4th, 2019


The Cowboys find some late season form, We look ahead to Mad Monday, The Barty Party is over but there’s a silver lining, And George Gatis drops by.

It's Alive!

August 30th, 2019


Resurrected!We thought it was lost to the Podcast Gods but after some clever exorcisms and deals with the devils, it's back!We review the Panthers …

Pirate Code

August 20th, 2019


The Cowboys didn't show up last week, but we have.We gloss over the Cowboys, get excited for AFL finals and stumble our way through the night without Morgan.This week's all new condensed On The Ranch.

No feel for the game

August 14th, 2019


This weekThe Cowboys are somehow worse than the Boyd led DonkeysIt’s time to soak up the Newcastle sunAnd it’s still mathematical, but we work out how we can still take the premiership

Saddle Up!

August 7th, 2019


This week, we lick our wounds after the Tiger mauling, prep the stables for the incoming Broncos and it's Mt Isa Rodeo time!It's Derby Round!

Who Wants To Be A Tipper

July 30th, 2019


This week the Ranch boys put the Sharks loss behind them and look forward into the eye of the Tigers.They get excited about finals footy (in all codes), Rob gets to talk about motorsport briefly, they make a concerted …

Wanna Play?

July 24th, 2019


Rob's back at the helm and finding it's like someone else has been driving your car, the seat is in the wrong spot, the heater is on and what the hell were they looking at with that mirror angle?We review the Rabbits …

Mutiny on the SS Ranch

July 18th, 2019


There's mutiny afoot as the Barking Frog takes the helm! The boys cover QLDs sunken campaign in State of Origin 2019; they discuss the Cowboys …

Special Guest: George Gatis

July 9th, 2019


Episode 17 sees us review the game against the Dragons, preview the State of Origin decider and the clash with the Roosters, and George Gatis drops in for a chat.

Who Run The World?

June 26th, 2019


While Origin 2 goes to a decider, the Cowboys lick their wounds and leaf through their reserve stocks to try a field a team of players without injury. It'sa tough ask, but we think Greeny has done alright.Join us as we …

Sorry, Not Sorry

June 19th, 2019


It's Rep Round and while we lick our wounds after being battered by the Tigers, we prep for a weekend of Internationals and State against State.Queenslander!

Not In The Act Of Scoring

June 12th, 2019


It's that time of the week again. We're all about lamenting over what could have been, and should have been, against Manly. We preview who's left to …

Testing Our Depth

June 7th, 2019


This week we have a bumper episode as we analyse the Cowboys hard fought win over the Titans, we look ahead to our home game against the Sea Eagles, and we go celebrate the QLD Origin win in style.


May 29th, 2019


It's Origin season and the Cowboys carry a string of injuries. Despite that, they carry the confidence of two wins on the trot down to the great south east to take on a Titans team fighting for their season.Do the boys …

Eel Stew

May 22nd, 2019


Round 11!We've made Eel Stew.We sail into the land of the stolen clap.and we farewell some legends.

Slip N Slide

May 16th, 2019


Magic Round is done and dusted and so we turn our attention back home as the Eels, who copped a belting last week, make their way north to 1300 Fortress and face a Cowboys squad playing for their season.We also touch on …

It's Magic

May 8th, 2019


It's Episode 9 and Pistol & Rob open up their doors and welcome none other than the Barking Frog himself.We've reviewed the Titans, previewed …

Remember The Titans

May 2nd, 2019


Pistol & Rob are back to review the Cowboys capitulation versus the Bulldogs, preview our clash with the Titans and we inject a little positivity …

Mother's Milk

April 25th, 2019


A bumper episode this week as we catch up on our missing episode from last week.We've survived the Warrior assault, ventured into the den of the dogs …

The Crocodile Roll

April 10th, 2019


It's NRL Round 5 and the Cowboys haven't started the season in a great way. Despite that, the boys are still somewhat optimistic that it can be turned around.We quickly review a lacklustre Round 4, batten down the …

The Pork Barrel

April 3rd, 2019


The week the Cowboys were schooled by the Sharks, the Raiders try to pack their clapping horn as carry-on, Green and Stuart stick by their teams, and …

Its Probably Forward. Probably.

March 27th, 2019


We review the Cowboys Round 2 XXXX Derby, preview Round 3, marvel at the ladder leaders and stumble through our tips again in another On The Ranch.

As The Crow Flies

March 20th, 2019


Rob and Pistol are back to discuss the sensational Cowboys return to form with their win over the Dragons. We look ahead at the long time Derby …


March 14th, 2019


Bob and Pistol's first foray into podcasting, taking an in depth look at the Cowboys preseason. We chat about our new recruits, our trial matches and …

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