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Mouse and Weens

62 EpisodesProduced by Mouse and WeensWebsite

Two sisters from two walks of life - one from Hollywood, one from Suburbia - come together to discuss life, love, and pubic hair.

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E64 - Sex and Love

November 18th, 2019


Lets talk about sex Addicted to love We put ourselves in the hot seat and discuss role playing in relationships hear from a couple girlfriends about …

E63 - Warner Brothers Studios and Meeting a TV Star

November 7th, 2019


Weens hosts Mouse and family for a day at her work at Warner BrothersStudios to tour behind the scenes and meet Nathan Fillion We give the play byplay of everything from tv show sets we walked around on to the prop …

E62 - Girls Trips, Moms Nights Out, Female Friendships

November 7th, 2019


Mouse recaps her girls trip wine tasting in Mexico with friends butfeels guilty being gone three weekends in a row Meet Joelles friends and findout …

E61 - LA Werk It Weekend, Stump Dan, Stunts and Special FX

October 14th, 2019


Come play We break down our weekend in downtown LAat the historic Ace Hotels Werk It womens podcasting conference Hear ourlecture takeaways and highlights scootering in skirts meeting famous podcasterGeorgia Hardstark …

E60 - Interview: Tony Gleeson, Illustrator, Author, Wise Young Soul

October 3rd, 2019


From a sidewalk caf in Atwater Village Los Angelesmeet the wellknown artist Tony Gleeson Hear his inspiring story starting asa young student with …

E59 - Fourteen is a Rollercoaster

September 23rd, 2019


We recorded most of this episode while spending aday at the Southern California amusement park Knotts Berry Farm with Mouses 14yearoldand his buddy …

E58 - Mouse Doggy Dog You Need a Jobby Job

September 14th, 2019


Weens talks work on Warner Brothers hit show TheRookie and Mouse discusses writing her garden book How do you reset goalsand hit new writing deadlines We get talking about first jobs as Mouses sonstarts to save up money …

E57 - Driving Miss Weenie

September 14th, 2019


On location in LA we watch Weens close down fromthe previous days shoot of the ABC cop show The Rookie This is our firstvideo call so you can see this episode on YouTube also We hear highlights and lowlights from Mouses …

E56 - Cowboy Denny

September 14th, 2019


Hear what happens when we Southern California liberalgirls have brunch with our stepdad Cowboy Denny a born and bred Idaho guy Hemarried our mom 24 years ago and is quite the conservative gentleman with many opinionsA …

E55 - Mean Girls

September 14th, 2019


We have encountered undermining women lately and try to get to thebottom of it Mouse and Weens dig into some evolutionary biology cavemantheories …

E54 - Singing Wiener and First Kisses

June 23rd, 2019


Weens birthed an album of love songs We talk about her LA performanceat an Art of Freelance showcase and the how and why behind pushing out …

E52 - Sister Fights

June 23rd, 2019


Here we go Weens cannonballs into town to talk about thelatest news Mouse recalls her recent dental panic attack Weens announces herhiatus from working on a TV job is coming to a close and lets us in onprojects shes …

E50 - Chris Fairbanks, Wayne Federman, Chris Taylor on Standup!

May 18th, 2019


Wechat with LA comics and podcasters Chris Fairbanks Do You Need A Ride andWayne Federman The History of Standup about nerves on stage biggest fears datingthe Adam Sandler special and hygge Hear about The Virgin …

E49 - Survival of the Flattest

May 6th, 2019


Dig in to Weens stories from movie sets including Jennifer Aniston Adam Sandler Kristen Stewart and good ol Gary Busey Mouses husband gets into a …

E48 - Q-Tip Bill and his Hollywood Memoirs

April 28th, 2019


You are about to meet Bill Fuqua a friend of Juliannes from the mean streets of Hollywood Hear his stories growing up in the same neighborhood as …

E47 - No Lo Siento

April 16th, 2019


Weens wrapped ABCs hit show The Rookie and is going to fill her hiatus with creative endeavors MyersBriggs style even though its possible that Jung …

E46 – Ding Dong, Hi Mom. It’s Not a Doorknocker.

March 21st, 2019


Part 2 of 2 Mouse talks about a neighborhood sex toy party and wonders how to confront her housekeeper who keeps stealing her vibrators while our mom …

E45 - Paw Paws and Bloody Shows

March 18th, 2019


This is a Part 1 of 2 in our marathon catchup session Weens met a boy and is now deep into a texting relationship We try to figure out the meaning of each back and forth Is he avoiding some answers Does he have someone …

E44 - Interview: Craig Abell Champion

March 1st, 2019


Meet Craig Abell Champion an amazing photographer writer director multimedia and design artist and a wonderfully kind soul He is a friend of …

E43 - Love Stories

February 20th, 2019


How I met your father Mouse tells the story ofhow she and hubby Dave got together It was a bumpy ride but could be made intoa rom com screenplay Our …

E42 - The Grass is Greener, Wiener!

February 5th, 2019


Its Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in SouthernCalifornia As we catch up on mom life and work life we realize we want to switchroles a la Freaky …

E41 - Mom the Type-A Cowgirl

January 27th, 2019


Moms in town and shes busy We hear about howshe moved from Idaho to California for a few months a dog and cats awkwardfirst date and projects shes working on She shares stories about a trickroper seeing the hand of God …

E40 - Should I Stay Or Should I Zo

January 16th, 2019


Kids and Piano we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities In Joelles case two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons We interview their music teacher guitarist and pianist Zo Shah for his …

E39 - Worst Dates

January 7th, 2019


Our holiday catchupincludes Idaho Cowboy Denny sledding sleighs elk and parties We also getinto the LA scene and the difference between there and the …

E38 - Fruity Flamenco

December 27th, 2018


Flamenco is back with afruitladen poem for Weens This time we sit the poetic musician down toexplain himself and we find him rather endearing We also hear the details ofthe three different Adam Sandler experiences Weens …

E37 - Roommates

December 18th, 2018


What do mice in the night chore shirking sorority girls schizophrenic lesbians droopy Hungarians and sweater thieves all have in common They were our roommates Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive …

E36 - Crushes

December 2nd, 2018


Whatmakes a crush The emotions chemistry psychology and crush stories discussedMouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have fun …

E35 Interview - Andrew Piccone

November 20th, 2018


Our good friend from high school Andrew Piccone came by withlots of insight about the Eggold sisters He owns Wander Mouse Films shooting projects for …

E34 The Seance (lo-fi)

November 10th, 2018


Weens and our mom Joyce Carter recap a seance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri Moms parents came through and dad …

E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!

October 31st, 2018


Were back and full of stories both the dental kind and the ghost kind Weens had a hot root canal and Mouse had a dental panic attack Scary stuff just …

E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting and Murder

October 9th, 2018


Mouse rips off her mask andreveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn Ahh it feels good to not have asecret anymore We also talk a bit about our …

E31 Coming Out and Jealousy

October 1st, 2018


Weens is coming out She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous but …

E30 Interview Weens On The Job

September 24th, 2018


We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie …

E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap

September 14th, 2018


We hang out with an awesome teacher podcaster and friend Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast in our first ever episode swap No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens dating life music parents vs …

E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

September 7th, 2018


Dating Howdo you send someone to the friend zone if they dont take the hint What ifyour dude uses more product than you do Date outside your comfort zone Everwear the wrong undergarments on a date Is ita deal breaker if …

E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

August 31st, 2018


Mouse explains her familysJewish side the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris Is 13a man Technology coddling and helicopter …

E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding

August 15th, 2018


Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression We …

E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In

August 3rd, 2018


More deep thoughts In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens house in Los Angeles She describes the scene of helicopters emergency vehicles camera crews …

E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata

July 14th, 2018


There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms hit arid San Diego Is global warming really a hoaxWeens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and moms Lawrence of Arabia …

E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens

July 4th, 2018


This one is a favorite Were back with some life updates and mustache talk Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta …

E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step

June 8th, 2018


Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone You will hear one of LAs most creative talented and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today He talks …

E21 Sex Ed in Schools

June 5th, 2018


Puberty BO and penis oh my Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say The twelve year old also …

E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo Scrote Bundini

May 30th, 2018


Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote He is the musicaldirector for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirationalmusician and …

E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story

May 21st, 2018


We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad Sleep positions come up which logically leads right into …

E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives

May 14th, 2018


We catch up on our social lives and hearabout Mouses Cinco de Oucho party Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funkscene in the early 90s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck beforehe was famous during and …

E17 Korean Day Spa

May 7th, 2018


An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in middle …

E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

April 28th, 2018


Thisis a fun one digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May Decemberromance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese a young PA whoasked her out In between we share nude beach stories discuss …

E15 Garry Shandling

April 20th, 2018


We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling The story leads to our dads historyas a football player who went from the …

E14 Deep Thoughts

April 1st, 2018


Get to know our seriouser side even though thats not a word Weens commuteshome through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids Wewonder if our life paths were set as kids baby Weens as a creative …

E13 Mouse Finds Her Anus!

March 19th, 2018


Sometimes you just have to go there We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods and get into a bit of anatomy We ask the hardhitting questions Do women have taints Is there hair on a taint What is your wiping …

E12 Fluffy Humps

March 1st, 2018


Birthday parties the worklife balance and Weens having kids Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common and hear the sisters epic snowboarding and shark stories Fear talk selfanalysis and a nice list of …

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

February 25th, 2018


We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports video games and the internet Weens tells her babysitting phone sex and car accident stories John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard Why do girls …

E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

February 19th, 2018


Mouse talks sock poops living in the bubble and other podcasts Weens dishes on past Trump runin news and relationship ghosting versus closure The sisters talk through their dads death dreams visitations mediums and …

Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting

February 1st, 2018


Enjoy the new intro We talk attack swans skaters feminism long boobs BMs dogs crotch sniffingChris Elliott Fred Armisen mom and dad bods Gordon Jump fingering Dudleyand married sex Weens has a new boy courting her and …

Ep8 Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

February 1st, 2018


Weens is on the job and in a mood We talk about modeling stripping uncles in Gstrings get some closure on Weens dude hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people Learn about Mouses …

Ep7 Tonsils or panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, school gardens

January 25th, 2018


We talksnoring and getting a tonsillectomy wondering if it is an air quality issuefrom the Los Angeles smog or if it is a panic attack Is LA at the center of depressionanxiety headaches and issues needing medication Is …

Ep6 Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper

January 25th, 2018


Mouse gets saucy Weens describes celebrity meetings on set James Franco talk merkin mouse stripteasing gone wrong The sisters recall New York trip to Conan OBrien show with George Wendt Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock Add in …

Ep5 Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, body parts

January 23rd, 2018


Weens confesses to stealing Mouses stuff We discuss odd celebrity crushes stalking 90s celebrities life dreams foot anti fetishes armpit disgust pheromones body parts the real definition of a barker David Bowie and his …

Ep4 Stuck burps, hot tub mishaps, Weens' flamenco lover, Don Johnson's toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

January 11th, 2018


We talk about the documentary Jim amp Andy hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor and talk about Mouses poops and lost hamsters This episode is only available on Patreon For a mere 5 a month you will get …

Ep3 Family secrets, Weens' guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

January 10th, 2018


Christmas lights up too long Questions about ancestry High school life and closecalls Weve got you covered This episode only available on Patreon Get …

Ep2 Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents boobs

January 4th, 2018


Its time for girls to take it back loud and proud Hear about Mouses embarrassing moments Weens art of cropdusting and judgy moms We recall some passive aggressive stories sprinkle in some horoscope talk then delve right …

Ep1 Meet Us

December 25th, 2017


Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood Hear our stories which we have decided to archive on Patreon By supporting us on Patreon you will …

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