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Mouse and Weens

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Hollywood vs Housewife sisters fascinated by how people think. A fun conversational podcast with heart. With interviews & stories, we cover relationships, sex, music, film biz, family, parenting. Our goal is to put laughter, joy & goodness back into the world!

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E94 - When is Horror Okay for Kids?

December 5th, 2020


Parenting does not come with a handbook. So when is it okay to let your kids watch horror movies? Joelle has two teenage sneaky boys interested in …

E93 - Actor W. Earl Brown: Deadwood, Bloodworth, Country & More - Part 2

November 14th, 2020


We continue the conversation with W. Earl Brown, Deadwood’s ‘Dan Dority’, to find out details including the personal story behind the famous eyeball fight scene, how Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains and ZZ Top are …

E92 - Actor W. Earl Brown: Scream, Deadwood, and More - Part 1

November 11th, 2020


We’re excited to bring you the first half of our inspiring interview with W. Earl Brown, a very talented and prolific actor that you’ve seen as the …

E91 - Fix My Life Sis!

October 12th, 2020


What Would Weens Do? Parenting advice and more! Julianne has been staying with Joelle during quarantine and after a few weeks, has a new perspective …

E90 - Grandma's Nuts

September 28th, 2020


Mom's in town so we sit down for some relationship questions, incriminating grandparent stories, hip and trendy celebrity impersonations, and hearty guffaws. Find out what nuts, tortoises, the Tucson desert, and bowls …

E89 - Haiku Wieners

September 19th, 2020


Our boot scootin cat starts us off with an exclamation mark as we get talking about Weens’ re-entry into the social media world. We find out if she is in fact The Rock’s number one super mega fan on Instagram and what …

E88 - Love Life and Dating Q&A

September 13th, 2020


Still stuck on the topic of online dating, Joelle talks Julianne into doing a funny Q & A to find out all about our love lives. First we catch up …

E87 - Plucking, Online Dating, Dirty John and Feet

September 8th, 2020


This is a fun one from under a blanket in LA! As we’re staring at kneecaps, we talk about shaving, tweezing and why it brings pleasure. Why? To find out, we fact-check plucking and trichotillomania and find out some …

E86 - Part 2 Alison Arngrim: Nellie Oleson of Little House on the Prairie

September 1st, 2020


We’re back to finish our fun interview with Alison Arngrim, the wonderful Nellie Oleson actress, turned stand-up comedian and New York Times …

E85 - Nellie Oleson! Little House on the Prairie’s Alison Arngrim

August 24th, 2020


Part 1 of our interview with energetic Alison Arngrim who played original mean girl Nellie Oleson on the long-running tv series that 70’s and 80’s kids everywhere grew up on, Little House On The Prairie. She makes time …

E84 - Police On Police

July 31st, 2020


We are proud to have Ahmed Hassan back co-hosting with us, and to be a platform for these important voices. We put together a panel of California …

E83 - Should I Homeschool?

July 22nd, 2020


During this quarantine shutdown time, many parents are faced with educational decisions for their kids including whether to homeschool. This is a …

E82 - Going Crazy, Near Death, Comedy and Celebrities

July 18th, 2020


Anyone else going nuts? Julianne talks about the film industry shutdown and then Joelle tells a wild, near death story that happened to her and the …

E81 - Teachers Back To School

July 10th, 2020


After catching up with how our summer quarantine single-lives vs mom-lives are going, we jump into an insightful conversation with Jennifer Campbell …

E80 - Your Brain on Facts with Moxie LaBouche

July 6th, 2020


What do you get when you mix Game of Thrones, burlesque dancing, goat farming, a million facts, and a bolt of lightning? You get Moxie LaBouche, one …

E79 - Let's Talk About Race

June 22nd, 2020


We're sitting down with some friends to talk, listen, discuss and hear thoughts on racism, black lives matter, George Floyd, and what we can do in …

E78 - Raskob Ranch

June 15th, 2020


We remember chunks of early childhood stories, but is it all lore based on old photos? Who was this woman Dolores we used to call our godmother? How …

E77 - Things Are Getting Hairy

June 2nd, 2020


(orig air date May 9, 2020) Well, Joelle’s well broke and we hear about the stress as she watches her property’s plants slowly die, a special kind of …

E76 - Ahmad Ahmed Hassan, HGTV Yard Crashers Host and Friend

May 9th, 2020


Meet Ahmad ‘Ahmed’ Hassan, DIY Network’s original host of Yard Crashers. He and Julianne have been friends since they were teens in northern …

E75 - Sanity Checklist with Laura Haver

May 6th, 2020


Meet Laura Haver, a life coach, writer and athlete.  As a mom herself, and the creative playful talent behind Chasing Havers, she gives us practical …

E74 – Patti Negri - Hollywood Psychic Medium and Good Witch

April 24th, 2020


We celebrate Mouse and mom’s birthday by going to the Hollywood hills to visit a good witch, Patti Negri, author and psychic medium to the stars…and …

E73 - Costa Corona Birthday

March 26th, 2020


Costa Rica during the coronavirus outbreak? Weens finally safely returned home and talks all about her gorgeous but dicey girls trip. Even though there is a lot of laughing in this episode, we get into our feelings …

E72 - Fool Me Twice with Jules Hannaford

March 9th, 2020


Imagine falling in love on a dating website, becoming involved in a long-distance relationship, and after finally meeting face to face, realizing …

E71 - Awkward and Embarrassed

March 9th, 2020


It’s easy to be awkward if you’re an Eggold sister,  we have come to find out. Hear the latest completely mortifying story that happened to Julianne …

E70 - Fifty Shades of Shaw

February 26th, 2020


This is Part 2 of Paul Shaw’s interview with Julianne. Hear the other side of his career beyond solely surrogate partner and intimacy coach as …

E69 - Sex Surrogate Partner Therapy with Paul Shaw

February 11th, 2020


Julianne meets Paul Shaw and discusses his fascinating life as an intimacy coach and surrogate partner for those needing to work through overcoming …

E68 - Family of Fine-Tuned Females

January 25th, 2020


Today is a little indulgent as we talk about singing talent within our family. What can I say? A proud mom, an auntie, and a grandma are all …

E67 - Well Good Morning!

January 13th, 2020


Hop on the 2020 sister train and follow our thoughts as we talk through Mouse’s suburban optimism and Weens’ city pessimism, while discussing …

E66 - New Years Resolutions

December 31st, 2019


Most people want to start the upcoming year fresh with a clean slate, a healthier mindset, and with new goals to reach. But more often than not, …

E65 - Ski-Doos and Ski-Don'ts

December 31st, 2019


It’s Christmas Eve and it’s our two-year anniversary, so we go back to where it all began in our mom’s basement in Idaho! She even pops in for a bit …

E64 - Sex and Love

November 18th, 2019


Let's talk about sex. Addicted to love. We put ourselves in the hot seat and discuss role playing in relationships, hear from a couple girlfriends …

E63 - Warner Brothers Studios and Meeting a TV Star

November 7th, 2019


Weens hosts Mouse and family for a day at her work at Warner Brothers Studios to tour behind the scenes and meet Nathan Fillion! We give the play by play of everything from tv show sets we walked around on, to the prop …

E62 - Girls Trips, Moms Nights Out, Female Friendships

November 7th, 2019


Mouse recaps her girls’ trip wine tasting in Mexico with friends but feels guilty being gone three weekends in a row. Meet Joelle’s friends and find out if her husband is really okay with all this time away or …

E61 - LA Werk It Weekend, Stump Dan, Stunts and Special FX

October 14th, 2019


Come play! We break down our weekend in downtown LA at the historic Ace Hotel’s Werk It women’s podcasting conference. Hear our lecture takeaways and highlights scootering in skirts, meeting famous podcaster Georgia …

E60 - Interview: Tony Gleeson, Illustrator, Author, Wise Young Soul

October 3rd, 2019


From a sidewalk café in Atwater Village, Los Angeles, meet the well-known artist Tony Gleeson. Hear his inspiring story, starting as a young student …

E59 - Fourteen is a Rollercoaster

September 23rd, 2019

  • We recorded most of this episode while spending a day at the Southern California amusement park Knott’s Berry Farm with Mouse’s 14-year-old and his …

E58 - Mouse Doggy Dog You Need a Jobby Job

September 14th, 2019


Weens talks work on Warner Brothers hit show The Rookie and Mouse discusses writing her garden book. How do you reset goals and hit new writing deadlines? We get talking about first jobs as Mouse’s son starts to save up …

E57 - Driving Miss Weenie

September 14th, 2019


On location in LA, we watch Weens close down from the previous day’s shoot of the ABC cop show The Rookie. This is our first video call, so you can see this episode on YouTube also! We hear highlights and lowlights from …

E56 - Cowboy Denny

September 14th, 2019


Hear what happens when we Southern California liberal girls have brunch with our stepdad Cowboy Denny, a born and bred Idaho guy. He married our mom 24 years ago and is quite the conservative gentleman with many …

E55 - Mean Girls

September 14th, 2019


We have encountered undermining women lately and try to get to the bottom of it. Mouse and Weens dig into some evolutionary biology - …

E54 - Singing Wiener and First Kisses

June 23rd, 2019


Weens birthed an album of love songs! We talk about her LA performance at an Art of Freelance showcase and the how and why behind pushing out …

E52 - Sister Fights

June 23rd, 2019


Here we go! Weens cannonballs into town to talk about the latest news, Mouse recalls her recent dental panic attack, Weens announces her hiatus from working on a TV job is coming to a close, and lets us in on projects …

E50 - Chris Fairbanks, Wayne Federman, Chris Taylor on Standup!

May 18th, 2019


We chat with LA comics and podcasters Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need A Ride?) and Wayne Federman (The History of Standup), about nerves on stage, biggest fears, dating, the Adam Sandler special, and hygge! Hear about The …

E49 - Survival of the Flattest

May 6th, 2019


Dig in to Weens' stories from movie sets including Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Kristen Stewart and good ol Gary Busey. Mouse's husband gets into …

E48 - Q-Tip Bill and his Hollywood Memoirs

April 28th, 2019


You are about to meet Bill Fuqua, a friend of Julianne’s from the mean streets of Hollywood. Hear his stories growing up in the same neighborhood as …

E47 - No Lo Siento

April 16th, 2019


Weens wrapped ABC's hit show The Rookie and is going to fill her hiatus with creative endeavors Myers-Briggs style, even though it’s possible that …

E46 – Ding Dong, Hi Mom. It’s Not a Doorknocker.

March 21st, 2019

Part 2 of 2. Mouse talks about a neighborhood sex toy party and wonders how to confront her housekeeper who keeps stealing her vibrators, while our …

E45 - Paw Paws and Bloody Shows

March 18th, 2019


This is a Part 1 of 2 in our marathon catch-up session. Weens met a boy and is now deep into a texting relationship. We try to figure out the meaning of each back and forth. Is he avoiding some answers? Does he have …

E44 - Interview: Craig Abell Champion

March 1st, 2019


Meet Craig Abell Champion, an amazing photographer, writer, director, multimedia and design artist, and a wonderfully kind soul. He is a friend of …

E43 - Love Stories

February 20th, 2019


How I met your father! Mouse tells the story of how she and hubby Dave got together. It was a bumpy ride but could be made into a rom com screenplay. …

E42 - The Grass is Greener, Wiener!

February 5th, 2019


It’s Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in Southern California! As we catch up on mom life and work life, we realize we want to switch roles a la

E41 - Mom the Type-A Cowgirl

January 27th, 2019


Mom’s in town and she’s busy! We hear about how she moved from Idaho to California for a few months, a dog and cat’s awkward first date, and projects she’s working on. She shares stories about a trick roper, seeing the …

E40 - Should I Stay Or Should I Zo

January 16th, 2019


Kids and Piano: we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities. In Joelle’s case, two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons. We interview their music teacher, guitarist and pianist Zo Shah, …

E39 - Worst Dates

January 7th, 2019


Our holiday catch-up includes Idaho, Cowboy Denny, sledding, sleighs, elk and parties. We also get into the LA scene, and the difference between …

E38 - Fruity Flamenco

December 27th, 2018


Flamenco is back with a fruit-laden poem for Weens! This time, we sit the poetic musician down to explain himself and we find him rather endearing. We also hear the details of the three different Adam Sandler …

E37 - Roommates

December 18th, 2018


What do mice in the night, chore shirking sorority girls, schizophrenic lesbians, droopy Hungarians, and sweater thieves all have in common? They were our roommates! Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive …

E36 - Crushes

December 2nd, 2018


What makes a crush? The emotions, chemistry, psychology and crush stories discussed! Mouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have …

E35 Interview - Andrew Piccone

November 20th, 2018


Our good friend from high school, Andrew Piccone, came by with lots of insight about the Eggold sisters. He owns Wander Mouse Films, shooting …

E34 The Seance (lo-fi)

November 10th, 2018


Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a seance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom’s parents came through, and …

E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!

October 31st, 2018


We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary …

E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting and Murder

October 9th, 2018


Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit about …

E31 Coming Out and Jealousy

October 1st, 2018


Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, but …

E30 Interview Weens On The Job

September 24th, 2018


We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie. …

E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap

September 14th, 2018


We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend - Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast - in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, parents …

E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

September 7th, 2018


Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don't take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a …

E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

August 31st, 2018


Mouse explains her family's Jewish side - the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and …

E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding

August 15th, 2018


Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression? …

E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In

August 3rd, 2018


More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens' house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, camera …

E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata

July 14th, 2018


-There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms hit arid San Diego. Is global warming really a hoax?

-Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and moms Lawrence of …

E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens

July 4th, 2018


This one is a favorite! Were back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in …

E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step

June 8th, 2018


Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore, the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone. You will hear one of LA's most creative, talented, and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today. He …

E21 Sex Ed in Schools

June 5th, 2018

Puberty, BO and penis, oh my! Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say. The twelve year old also …

E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo Scrote Bundini

May 30th, 2018


Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirational musician …

E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story

May 21st, 2018


We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad. Sleep positions come up, which logically leads right …

E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives

May 14th, 2018


We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouses Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous, during, …

E17 Korean Day Spa

May 7th, 2018


An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids' hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didn't get along in …

E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

April 28th, 2018


This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, …

E15 Garry Shandling

April 20th, 2018


We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling. The story leads to our dads history
as a football player who went from the …

E14 Deep Thoughts

April 1st, 2018


Get to know our seriouser side, even though thats not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids - baby Weens as a …

E13 Mouse Finds Her Anus!

March 19th, 2018


Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting, wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy.   We ask the hard-hitting questions: Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping …

E12 Fluffy Humps

March 1st, 2018


Birthday parties, the work-life balance and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice …

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

February 25th, 2018


We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games, and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting phone sex and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do …

E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

February 19th, 2018


Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad's death, dreams, visitations, …

Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting

February 1st, 2018


Enjoy the new intro! We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs crotch sniffing,
Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley,
and married sex. Weens has a new boy …

Ep8 Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

February 1st, 2018


Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about …

Ep7 Tonsils or panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, school gardens

January 25th, 2018


We talk snoring and getting a tonsillectomy, wondering if it is an air quality issue from the Los Angeles smog or if it is a panic attack. Is LA at the center of depression, anxiety, headaches, and issues needing …

Ep6 Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper

January 25th, 2018


Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. …

Ep5 Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, body parts

January 23rd, 2018


Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, body parts, the real definition of a barker, David …

Ep4 Stuck burps, hot tub mishaps, Weens' flamenco lover, Don Johnson's toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

January 11th, 2018


We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor, and talk about Mouse's poops and lost hamsters. This episode is only available on Patreon. For a mere $5 a month, you …

Ep3 Family secrets, Weens' guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

January 10th, 2018


Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close-calls? We've got you covered. This episode only available on

Ep2 Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents boobs

January 4th, 2018


It's time for girls to take it back, loud and proud! Hear about Mouse's embarrassing moments, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then …

Ep1 Meet Us

December 25th, 2017


Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear our stories, which we have decided to archive on Patreon. By supporting us on Patreon, you will …

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