E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting and Murder

Weens wrapped ABCs hit show The Rookie and is going to fill her hiatus with creative endeavors MyersBriggs style even though its possible that Jung …

Part 2 of 2 Mouse talks about a neighborhood sex toy party and wonders how to confront her housekeeper who keeps stealing her vibrators while our mom …

This is a Part 1 of 2 in our marathon catchup session Weens met a boy and is now deep into a texting relationship We try to figure out the meaning of each back and forth Is he avoiding some answers Does he have someone …

Meet Craig Abell Champion an amazing photographer writer director multimedia and design artist and a wonderfully kind soul He is a friend of …

How I met your father Mouse tells the story ofhow she and hubby Dave got together It was a bumpy ride but could be made intoa rom com screenplay Our …

Its Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in SouthernCalifornia As we catch up on mom life and work life we realize we want to switchroles a la Freaky …

Moms in town and shes busy We hear about howshe moved from Idaho to California for a few months a dog and cats awkwardfirst date and projects shes working on She shares stories about a trickroper seeing the hand of God …

Kids and Piano we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities In Joelles case two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons We interview their music teacher guitarist and pianist Zo Shah for his …

Our holiday catchupincludes Idaho Cowboy Denny sledding sleighs elk and parties We also getinto the LA scene and the difference between there and the …

Flamenco is back with afruitladen poem for Weens This time we sit the poetic musician down toexplain himself and we find him rather endearing We also hear the details ofthe three different Adam Sandler experiences Weens …

What do mice in the night chore shirking sorority girls schizophrenic lesbians droopy Hungarians and sweater thieves all have in common They were our roommates Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive …

Whatmakes a crush The emotions chemistry psychology and crush stories discussedMouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have fun …

Our good friend from high school Andrew Piccone came by withlots of insight about the Eggold sisters He owns Wander Mouse Films shooting projects for …

Weens and our mom Joyce Carter recap a seance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri Moms parents came through and dad …

Were back and full of stories both the dental kind and the ghost kind Weens had a hot root canal and Mouse had a dental panic attack Scary stuff just …

Weens is coming out She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous but …

We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie …

We hang out with an awesome teacher podcaster and friend Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast in our first ever episode swap No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens dating life music parents vs …

Dating Howdo you send someone to the friend zone if they dont take the hint What ifyour dude uses more product than you do Date outside your comfort zone Everwear the wrong undergarments on a date Is ita deal breaker if …

Mouse explains her familysJewish side the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris Is 13a man Technology coddling and helicopter …

Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression We …

More deep thoughts In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens house in Los Angeles She describes the scene of helicopters emergency vehicles camera crews …

There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms hit arid San Diego Is global warming really a hoaxWeens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and moms Lawrence of Arabia …

This one is a favorite Were back with some life updates and mustache talk Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta …

Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone You will hear one of LAs most creative talented and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today He talks …

Puberty BO and penis oh my Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say The twelve year old also …

Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote He is the musicaldirector for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirationalmusician and …

We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad Sleep positions come up which logically leads right into …

We catch up on our social lives and hearabout Mouses Cinco de Oucho party Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funkscene in the early 90s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck beforehe was famous during and …

An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in middle …

Thisis a fun one digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May Decemberromance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese a young PA whoasked her out In between we share nude beach stories discuss …

We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling The story leads to our dads historyas a football player who went from the …

Get to know our seriouser side even though thats not a word Weens commuteshome through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids Wewonder if our life paths were set as kids baby Weens as a creative …

Sometimes you just have to go there We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods and get into a bit of anatomy We ask the hardhitting questions Do women have taints Is there hair on a taint What is your wiping …

Birthday parties the worklife balance and Weens having kids Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common and hear the sisters epic snowboarding and shark stories Fear talk selfanalysis and a nice list of …

We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports video games and the internet Weens tells her babysitting phone sex and car accident stories John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard Why do girls …

Mouse talks sock poops living in the bubble and other podcasts Weens dishes on past Trump runin news and relationship ghosting versus closure The sisters talk through their dads death dreams visitations mediums and …

Enjoy the new intro We talk attack swans skaters feminism long boobs BMs dogs crotch sniffingChris Elliott Fred Armisen mom and dad bods Gordon Jump fingering Dudleyand married sex Weens has a new boy courting her and …

Weens is on the job and in a mood We talk about modeling stripping uncles in Gstrings get some closure on Weens dude hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people Learn about Mouses …

Tonsil scrotes panic attacks LA life Adam Sandler Jesus Weens dude update Europe trip Wisconsin love David Bowie concert Sting tour bus Bag of Shame Last Man on Earth kids gardens nutrition eating disorders vegan vs …

Mouse gets saucy Weens describes celebrity meetings on set James Franco talk merkin mouse stripteasing gone wrong The sisters recall New York trip toConan OBrien showwithGeorge WendtLimp Bizkit and Kid Rock Add inLucky …

Weens confesses to stealing Mouses stuff We discuss odd celebrity crushes stalking 90s celebrities life dreams foot anti fetishes armpit disgust pheromones camel toes moose knuckles the real definition of a barker David …

We talk about the documentary Jim Andy hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor and talk about Mouses poops and lost hamsters

Christmas lights up too long Questions about ancestry High school life and closecalls Weve got you covered

Its time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud Hear about Mouses embarrassing gas Weens art of cropdusting and judgy moms We recall some passive aggressive stories sprinkle in some horoscope talk then delve …

Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood Hear stories about balls on ice Don Johnson The Cure Laura Ingalls Wilder John Denver and the Red Hot …