Mouse and Weens

40 EpisodesProduced by Mouse and Weens - Funny Women

Two sisters from two walks of life – one from Hollywood, one from Suburbia – come together to discuss life, love, and pubic hair.

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E40 – Should I Stay or Should I Zo

January 16th, 2019

58:51

Kids and Piano: we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities. In Joelle’s case, two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons. We interview their music teacher, guitarist and pianist Zo Shah, …

E39 – Worst Dates

January 5th, 2019

42:24

Our holiday catch-up includes Idaho, Cowboy Denny, sledding, sleighs, elk and party stories. We also get into the LA scene, and the difference …

E38 – Fruity Flamenco

December 27th, 2018

50:17

Flamenco is back with a fruit-laden poem for Weens! This time, we sit the poetic musician down to explain himself and we find him rather endearing. We also hear the details of the three different Adam Sandler …

E37 Roommates

December 17th, 2018

42:27

What do mice in the night, chore shirking sorority girls, schizophrenic lesbians, droopy Hungarians, and sweater thieves all have in common? They were our roommates! Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive …

E36 – Crushes

December 2nd, 2018

58:19

What makes a crush? The emotions, chemistry, psychology and crush stories discussed! Mouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have …

E35 Interview – Andrew Piccone

November 20th, 2018

50:11

E34 The Seance (lo-fi)

November 10th, 2018

51:45

Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a séance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom’s parents came through, and …

E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!

October 31st, 2018

48:08

We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary …

E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder

October 9th, 2018

48:43

Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit about …

E31 Coming Out and Jealousy

October 1st, 2018

51:01

E30 Interview Weens On The Job

September 24th, 2018

28:20

We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie. …

E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap

September 14th, 2018

1:00:27

We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend – Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast – in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, parents …

E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

September 7th, 2018

Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don’t take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a deal …

E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

August 31st, 2018

58:35

Mouse explains her family’s Jewish side – the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and …

E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding

August 15th, 2018

Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression? …

E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In

August 3rd, 2018

More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens’ house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, camera …

E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata

July 14th, 2018

There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms in arid San Diego. Is global warming really a hoax? Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and mom’s Lawrence of Arabia …

E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens

July 3rd, 2018

This one is a favorite! We’re back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in …

E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step

June 8th, 2018

53:55

Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone. You will hear one of LA’s most creative talented and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today. He …

E21 Sex Ed in Schools

June 5th, 2018

Puberty BO and penis oh my. Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say. The twelve year old also …

E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini

May 30th, 2018

Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirational musician …

E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story

May 21st, 2018

We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad. Sleep positions come up which logically leads right …

E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives

May 14th, 2018

We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouse’s Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90’s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous during …

E17 Korean Day Spa

May 7th, 2018

An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in …

E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

April 28th, 2018

This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, …

E15 Garry Shandling

April 20th, 2018

We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary “The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling”. The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went from the …

E14 Deep Thoughts

April 1st, 2018

Get to know our seriouser side, even though that’s not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a …

E13 – Mouse Finds Her Anus!

March 19th, 2018

Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping …

E12 Fluffy Humps

March 1st, 2018

Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters’ epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice …

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

February 25th, 2018

We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do …

E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

February 19th, 2018

Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad’s death, dreams, visitations, …

Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting

February 1st, 2018

Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs, crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new boy …

Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

February 1st, 2018

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens’ dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about …

Ep7 – Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame

January 25th, 2018

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens’ dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids, gardens, nutrition, eating …

Ep6 – Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper

January 25th, 2018

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan OBrien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. …

Ep5 – Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles

January 23rd, 2018

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a …

Ep4 – Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

January 11th, 2018

41:25

Ep3 – Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

January 10th, 2018

Ep2 – Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs

January 4th, 2018

It’s time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse’s embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, …

Ep1 – Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi)

December 25th, 2017

Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and the Red …

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