Mouse and Weens

52 EpisodesProduced by Julianne and Joelle

Two sisters from two walks of life – one from Hollywood, one from Suburbia – come together to discuss life, love, and pubic hair.

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Singing Wiener and First Kisses

June 15th, 2019

48:42

Weens birthed an album of love songs! We talk about her LA performance at an Art of Freelance showcase and the how and why behind pushing out this …

Sister Fight

June 6th, 2019

53:17

E52 – Here we go! Weens cannonballs into town to talk about the latest news, Mouse recalls her recent dental panic attack, Weens announces her hiatus from working on a TV job is coming to a close, and lets us in on …

Chris Fairbanks, Wayne Federman, Chris Taylor on Standup!

May 11th, 2019

46:02

E50 – We chat with LA comics and podcasters Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need A Ride?) and Wayne Federman (The History of Standup), about nerves on stage, biggest fears, dating, the Adam Sandler special, and hygge! Hear …

Survival of the Flattest

May 6th, 2019

55:01

Dig in to Weens’ stories from movie sets including Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Kristen Stewart and good ol Gary Busey. Mouse’s husband gets into …

Q-Tip Bill and his Hollywood Memoirs

April 26th, 2019

52:52

E48: You are about to meet Bill Fuqua, a friend of Julianne’s from the mean streets of Hollywood. Hear his stories growing up in the same …

No Lo Siento

April 16th, 2019

39:37

E47 – Weens wrapped ABC’s hit show The Rookie and is going to fill her hiatus with creative endeavors Myers-Briggs style, even though it’s possible …

Ding Dong, Hi Mom. It’s Not a Doorknocker.

March 21st, 2019

41:08

E46 – Part 2 of 2. Mouse talks about a neighborhood sex toy party and wonders how to confront her housekeeper who keeps stealing her vibrators, while …

Paw Paws and Bloody Shows

March 18th, 2019

34:57

E45 – Part 1 of 2 in our marathon catch-up session. Weens met a boy and is now deep into a texting relationship. We try to figure out the meaning of each back and forth. Is he avoiding some answers? Does he have someone …

Interview: Craig Abell Champion

March 1st, 2019

52:52

E44 – Meet Craig Abell Champion, an amazing photographer, writer, director, multimedia and design artist, and a wonderfully kind soul. He is a friend …

Love Stories

February 20th, 2019

53:55

E43 – How I met your father! Mouse tells the story of how she and hubby Dave got together. It was a bumpy ride but could be made into a rom com …

The Grass Is Greener, Wiener!

February 5th, 2019

49:25

E42 – It’s Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in Southern California! As we catch up on mom life and work life, we realize we want to switch roles …

Mom the Type A Cowgirl

January 26th, 2019

55:41

E41 – Mom’s in town and she’s busy! We hear about how she moved from Idaho to California for a few months, a dog and cat’s awkward first date, and projects she’s working on. She shares stories about a trick roper, …

Should I Stay or Should I Zo

January 16th, 2019

58:51

E40 – Kids and Piano: we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities. In Joelle’s case, two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons. We interview their music teacher, guitarist and pianist Zo …

Worst Dates

January 5th, 2019

42:24

E39 – Our holiday catch-up includes Idaho, Cowboy Denny, sledding, sleighs, elk and party stories. We also get into the LA scene, and the …

Fruity Flamenco

December 27th, 2018

50:17

E38 – Flamenco is back with a fruit-laden poem for Weens! This time, we sit the poetic musician down to explain himself and we find him rather endearing. We also hear the details of the three different Adam Sandler …

Roommates

December 17th, 2018

42:27

E37 – What do mice in the night, chore shirking sorority girls, schizophrenic lesbians, droopy Hungarians, and sweater thieves all have in common? They were our roommates! Weens confronts Joelle with her passive …

Crushes

December 2nd, 2018

58:19

E36 – What makes a crush? The emotions, chemistry, psychology and crush stories discussed! Mouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes …

Interview: Andrew Piccone

November 20th, 2018

50:11

E35 – Our good friend from high school, Andrew Piccone, came by with lots of insight about the Eggold sisters. He owns Wander Mouse Films, shooting …

The Seance (lo-fi)

November 10th, 2018

51:45

E34 – Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a séance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom’s parents came …

Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!

October 31st, 2018

48:08

E33 – We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary …

She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder

October 9th, 2018

E32 – Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit …

Coming Out and Jealousy

October 1st, 2018

E31 – Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, …

Interview Weens On The Job

September 24th, 2018

E30 – We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The …

The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap

September 14th, 2018

E29 – We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend – Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast – in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, …

Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

September 7th, 2018

E28 – Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don’t take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a …

Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

August 31st, 2018

E27 – Mouse explains her family’s Jewish side – the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and …

Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding

August 15th, 2018

E26 – Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and …

Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In

August 3rd, 2018

E25 – More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens’ house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, …

Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata

July 14th, 2018

E24 – There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms in arid San Diego. Is global warming really a hoax? Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and mom’s Lawrence of …

Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens

July 3rd, 2018

E23 – This one is a favorite! We’re back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation …

Interview: Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step

June 8th, 2018

E22 – Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone. You will hear one of LA’s most creative talented and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today. …

Sex Ed in Schools

June 5th, 2018

E21 – Puberty, BO and penis oh my. Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say. The twelve year old …

David Bowie: Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini

May 30th, 2018

E20 – Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirational …

Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story

May 21st, 2018

E19 – We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad. Sleep positions come up which logically leads …

Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives

May 14th, 2018

E18 – We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouse’s Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90’s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous …

Korean Day Spa

May 7th, 2018

E17 – An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in …

Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

April 28th, 2018

E16 – This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach …

Garry Shandling

April 20th, 2018

E15 – We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary “The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling”. The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went …

Deep Thoughts

April 1st, 2018

E14 – Get to know our seriouser side, even though that’s not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a …

Mouse Finds Her Anus!

March 19th, 2018

E13 – Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your …

Fluffy Humps

March 1st, 2018

E12 – Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters’ epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a …

Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

February 25th, 2018

E11 – We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. …

Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

February 19th, 2018

E10 – Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad’s death, dreams, visitations, …

Weens Goes a Courting

February 1st, 2018

1:23:48

Ep9 – Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs, crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new …

Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

February 1st, 2018

Ep8 – Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens’ dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn …

Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame

January 25th, 2018

54:53

Ep7 – Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens’ dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids, gardens, nutrition, eating …

Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper

January 25th, 2018

52:44

Ep6 – Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan OBrien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid …

Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles

January 23rd, 2018

56:08

Ep5 – Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition …

Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

January 11th, 2018

41:25

Ep4 – We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens’ story of her flamenco suitor, and talk about Mouse’s poops, and lost hamsters. www.MouseAndWeens.com

Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

January 10th, 2018

53:26

Ep3 – Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close calls? We’ve got you covered! www.MouseAndWeens.com

Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs

January 4th, 2018

Ep2 – It’s time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse’s embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope …

Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi)

December 25th, 2017

Ep1 – Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and …

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