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Mockery Manor

64 EpisodesProduced by Long Cat MediaWebsite

Summer, 1989, somewhere in deepest darkest England. Mockery Manor is a theme park where people disappear, and it's up to a pair of chaotic teenage twins to catch a killer.British Podcast Awards 'Best Fiction' Nominee 2020. If you like Hot Fuzz, The White Lotus and Scream, then Mockery Manor is for y… read more

64 Episodes | 2019 - 2024

Farewell

February 22nd, 2024

0:39

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Mockery Manor meets... Midst!

March 26th, 2024

40:26

We're delighted to be bringing you one of our long-time favourite audio dramas - the wild and wonderful science-fantasy-western Midst.

But before …

Introducing: The Land Whale Murders

January 31st, 2024

30:07

Today we are bringing you another great show from the Fable & Folly Network - it's our pleasure to introduce The Land Whale Murders.

The Land …

The Matty Tapes - out now!

December 15th, 2023

2:25

We're delighted to present The Matty Tapes, a bonus Mockery Manor miniseries!

This miniseries won't appear on the main podcast feed until December 2024.

Until then, The Matty Tapes are available for £3.99 from our Ko-fi …

Introducing: Desert Skies

December 12th, 2023

28:43

Today we present to you the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next.

If you're a fan of Futurama, Adventure Time, or Rick and Morty, then …

A Midwinter Night's Dream (Mockery Christmas Special 2022)

December 1st, 2023

40:16

Season's greetings! And welcome to 'A Midwinter Night's Dream', a Mockery Christmas Special! This one-off drama occurs between seasons 2 and 3, in the winter of 1994. 

We made A Midwinter Night's Dream back in 2022, and …

Introducing: Dirt

November 24th, 2023

28:43

Hey listeners, Laurence here! We hope you enjoyed the Mockery S3 finale and we'll have more surprises for you very soon.

In the meantime, we'd like to …

S3 E11 - The Mockery Murders (Part 2)

November 17th, 2023

36:21

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"Means. Motive. Opportunity. Evidence"

It's the last episode of S3! Strap in!

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Written by Lindsay Sharman

Directed by Lindsay …

S3 E10 - The Mockery Murders (Part 1)

October 26th, 2023

32:23

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Bette sent each of the suspects a letter and brought them all to the parlour of the Four Spurs …

S3 E9 - The Master Puppeteer

October 5th, 2023

32:08

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Time is running out as the evidence against JJ mounts. JJ, Bette and Parker gather in the parlour at …

Paul's Great Big Tips: Winds Of Heaven

September 25th, 2023

9:11

Join Paul in his local radio slot for some listener theories as to who killed Clayton Woodrow, and hear Clay's hymnal love song from 1959, Winds Of …

S3 E7 - Moon Madness

August 23rd, 2023

29:10

CW: This episode contains a character speaking insensitively about another character's cultural heritage.

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Previously on Mockery …

Paul's Unsolved Crime Time 2: Four Spurs

August 8th, 2023

9:52

Join Paul in his local radio slot for a quick interview with local creep, Walter Fleggburgh, and hear Clayton Woodrow III's 1974 hit, Four Spurs.

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S3 E6 - Dead Of Night

July 31st, 2023

29:53

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Anna Lou reveals that she and Bobby argued the night of Clay's murder. For reasons unknown, JJ visits the widow of Graham (her murdered lover). And Parker and Walter's …

S3 E5 - Little Ghouls

July 13th, 2023

27:23

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Bette and Fenwick reluctantly join forces to crack the case, and discover a hypodermic needle on the Four Spurs mine train tracks. And Harry shows Bette the CCTV from the …

S3 E4 - Mamarracha

June 30th, 2023

31:22

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Ex detective Fenwick butts head with police when it emerges that they're likely to rule Clayton's …

Paul's Unsolved Crime Time: Cactus Lovers

June 20th, 2023

4:59

Join Paul in his local radio slot as he goes all the way back to 1952, with the first single from Clayton Woodrow III and his first wife Tammy Jewel …

S3 E3 - Witch Of The Woods

June 13th, 2023

31:46

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Parker asks JJ about a mysterious letter she recently received, local reporter and DJ Paul confronts …

S3 E2 - The Falling Man

May 30th, 2023

34:18

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Previously on Mockery Manor: Claytonville's resident psychic medium has a vision of a falling man. JJ, Parker and George struggle to finish the park in time for opening day. And Detective Fenwick …

Paul's Late Night Legends presents: Cold Heart Lake

May 23rd, 2023

6:30

Join Paul in his local radio slot, as he plays the most recent single from Clayton Woodrow III and his wife Kirsteen McFallon - Cold Heart Lake.

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S3 E1 - Welcome To Claytonville

May 16th, 2023

31:10

Mockery Manor returns!

The year is 1996, and newly minted managers JJ and Parker are preparing to open Claytonville - Mockery Manor's brand new rootin' tootin' cowboy theme park. Will everything be ready before the man …

The Bette Tapes: Episode 4

April 18th, 2023

25:44

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3.

With her two-year deadline fast approaching, Bette must crack one final case and repay her debt to Margot before the time runs out.

Starring …

The Bette Tapes: Episode 3

April 11th, 2023

22:50

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3.

Bette must put her paid cases on hold after she overhears a conspiracy to …

The Bette Tapes: Episode 2

April 4th, 2023

24:22

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3.

In a desperate hunt for clients, Bette has returned, begrudgingly, to her …

The Bette Tapes: Episode 1

March 28th, 2023

12:26

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3.

Fledgling PI Bette Armstrong has set up her detective office at Mockery Manor - with more than a little help from Margot. But she soon finds …

Our New Show! Magenta Presents... Ghosted

February 21st, 2023

25:31

Subscribe to Magenta Presents on your podcast player of choice!

Hey folks, Laurence here...

And today we are so excited to introduce OUR new show.

We …

Introducing: Midnight Burger

January 3rd, 2023

42:33

Subscribe to Midnight Burger here!

Today it’s our great pleasure to introduce a gorgeous fiction podcast that’s taking the indie audio drama world by storm - Midnight Burger. 

When Gloria took a waitressing job in a diner …

Introducing: Red Valley

October 18th, 2022

23:42

It is our absolute pleasure to introduce what we think is one of the best audio dramas we have ever heard: Red Valley.

A mystery drama about the …

Season 3 Teaser - Claytonville

August 16th, 2022

1:33

Mockery Manor - Season 3.

Coming soon.

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Introducing: The Amelia Project

July 13th, 2022

29:00

Long Cat Media presents a special episode...

We are honoured to introduce The Amelia Project - Episode 8: Luke Dougal.

The Amelia Project is a secret organisation offering a very special service: faking its clients' …

Blooper Reel

July 12th, 2022

7:56

It's... the Blooper Reel.

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Kiss My Zeitgeist #1 - Laurence talks about the Music of Mockery Manor

July 5th, 2022

26:00

Buy The Music of Mockery Manor - Season Two here!

Welcome to Kiss My Zeitgeist - it's Long Cat Media's new culture programme that might never happen …

Our bonus Mockery miniseries...

July 1st, 2022

2:25

It's time to tell you once again about The Matty Tapes, a bonus Mockery Manor miniseries!

This miniseries won't appear on the main podcast feed until December 2024.

Until then, The Matty Tapes are available for £3.99 from …

S2 E15 - The Haunted Masquerade (Part 2)

June 4th, 2022

29:30

Previously: War! After negotiations with Hilda prove fruitless, Jenkins launches a full-scale offensive on the Committee. He tells them that the …

S2 E14 - The Haunted Masquerade (Part 1)

May 24th, 2022

31:08

Previously: as the Committee arrives at Koschei the Deathless for Hilda's meeting, JJ and Bette sneak in via a side entrance to try and rescue Gretchen. They stumble into the ride, and find themselves in a creepy but …

S2 E13 - The Whirr Of The Egg Buggy

May 3rd, 2022

22:15

Previously: Bodankho's shooter is revealed to be Hilda, accompanied by Thomaz (her reluctant henchman). Hilda is convinced that Gretchen and Bohdanko are working for Jenkins, so Thomaz is tasked with taking Gretchen as …

S2 E12 - Shattered Mirror

April 10th, 2022

25:03

Previously: Oh no! At the schloss, JJ, Bette, Gretchen and Parker are held at gunpoint by Bohdanko, the Russian gangster who has been chasing JJ …

S2 E11 - Bloodied Hands

March 19th, 2022

26:47

Previously: Parker bumps into Bette at the entrance to Dunkelschloss. They hide from Hilda by running into The Little Mermaid's Underwater Cave System, which, they notice, has the exact same layout as Mockery Manor's

S2 E10 - The Song Of The Metal Whale

February 22nd, 2022

27:59

Previously: Crammed together in the same Eurobear costume, Thomaz and Bette have been eavesdropping outside Hilda's office as she speaks to her associate Giuseppe. They hear her mention "The Committee" before Thomaz …

S2 E9 - Hidden Rooms

February 1st, 2022

26:56

Previously: Convinced that he is hiding something, Margot searches Jenkins' office. A panicked Davina radios to tell her that Jenkins is heading straight for her. When Jenkins arrives, Margot tells him she has been …

S2 E8 - Zzzip

January 11th, 2022

29:10

Previously: In a flashback, Gretchen performs with her band Frostwald in the Dunkelschloss Battle of the Bands, but bandmate Gunther seems distracted. He tells her that something big is about to happen in the park. He …

S2 E7 - Enter Grossman

December 14th, 2021

28:41

Previously: Gretchen storms off once she realises that the twins will not help in her search for answers about her missing friend, Gunther. Bette reveals she has a child, and asks JJ to co-operate with Jenkins' plan. JJ …

S2 E6 - Synthetic Banana

November 23rd, 2021

26:35

Previously: JJ went to the Cuckoo Hotel to ask Bette why she'd asked her to spy on Hilda. Mid-conversation, they discover Tomasz spying on them, and it emerges that Hilda had asked him to spy on JJ. Bette becomes …

S2 E5 - Find The Fun

November 2nd, 2021

26:26

Hilda meets with Thomasz on the Little Mermaid Seafoam Rapids and instructs him to get closer to JJ – seduce her if he must. Hilda believes Jenkins sent JJ to Dunkelschloss for a reason, and she wants to know what it …

S2 E4 - Casual Spycraft

October 19th, 2021

22:34

Previously: JJ takes the scenic route to Hilda's office by riding The Elves of Europe and jumping off the boat at the Italy show scene. Using Hilda's …

S2 E3 - Whispering Trees

September 19th, 2021

27:05

Previously - Flashing back to New Year's Eve 1990, a disillusioned Bette leaves her pilled-up sister partying with strangers on a Thailand beach, and finds herself spilling her emotions to Chet, an American traveller. …

S2 E2 - Find The Girl

August 26th, 2021

25:41

Previously: Three years have passed since the grisly events of Season One, and Mockery Manor’s new assistant manager Parker receives an unexpected phone call from Tokyo. JJ has fallen in with a bad crowd and needs help …

S2 E1 - Earthworm

August 5th, 2021

26:06

Three years have passed since the grisly events of 1989. A lot can happen in three years. At his desk at Mockery Manor, assistant manager Parker receives an unexpected phone call. Mockery Manor is written and directed …

TRAILER - Season 2 Teaser - Dunkelschloss

July 7th, 2021

1:14

Not long to wait until the second season of Mockery Manor! Let us introduce you to Wizzzard Entertainment's second park, in the heart of the Black Forest: Dunkelschloss. Fore more info: www.longcatmedia.com To support …

Our Bonus Mockery Miniseries!

September 1st, 2020

2:25

We're delighted to tell you about The Matty Tapes, a bonus Mockery Manor miniseries!

This miniseries won't appear on the main podcast feed until December 2024.

Until then, The Matty Tapes are available for £3.99 from our …

S1 E11 - Bonded By Blood (Part 2)

August 14th, 2020

32:36

Previously on Mockery Manor: The villain has been unmasked. JJ and Bette make a desperate bid for freedom, but their pursuer is hot on their heels, and he's very, very angry. Like the big green fella on the telly. In …

S1 E10 - Bonded By Blood (Part 1)

August 4th, 2020

28:42

CW: Violence, abuse. Previously on Mockery Manor: with Parker's help, JJ and Bette evade the police and escape the manor. After their arguing comes …

S1 E9 - Doll House

July 2nd, 2020

37:23

CW: Violence, child abuse descriptions. Previously on Mockery Manor: JJ hatches a plan to help Bette escape the park and evade the police, after …

S1 E8 - Tunnel Of Love

May 31st, 2020

27:11

Previously on Mockery Manor: After Parker shows her the photograph of Auntie Janet with Margot and the park contractors, JJ realises that Janet was the screaming woman from the Dreamland recording. She runs to call the …

S1 E7 - Loco Bananas

May 3rd, 2020

26:37

CW: Violence, descriptions of assault and drugs. Previously on Mockery Manor: Bette makes a dramatic exit from the park, leaving a note publicly …

S1 E6 - Foucault's Pendulum

April 7th, 2020

35:22

Previously on Mockery Manor: JJ learns of her family’s involvement with Manor, that her grandmother was their cook, and that her aunt Kate died in …

S1 E5 - Spirograph

March 3rd, 2020

31:12

Previously on Mockery Manor: Everything is open, but Parker hasn't been seen for days, as he is now living in the Manor house. Emma tells JJ that …

S1 E4 - Trousers Meowsers

February 4th, 2020

32:00

Previously on Mockery Manor: JJ is caught in the park after hours by Manager Norton, but fools him into thinking she's Bette - her twin sister. …

S1 E3 - Heart Of Darkness

January 6th, 2020

29:55

Previously on Mockery Manor: JJ, Parker and Bette sneak into the park at night to explore. They meet fellow employees Matty, Sonia and Emma, who have snuck in too. Sonia accuses JJ of stealing something from her dorm …

S1 E2 - Love Wolf

December 2nd, 2019

28:59

Previously on Mockery Manor: JJ is shown around the park by seasoned employee Parker. While exploring the sinister Dreamland, which records snippets of guests as they explore it, JJ hears a recording that sounds …

S1 E1 - Where Childhood Never Dies

October 31st, 2019

30:00

Despite arriving forty-seven minutes and three days late for her first day of training, 18-year-old JJ is keen to explore Mockery Manor, the peculiar …

Mockery Manor - Season 1 Trailer

October 10th, 2019

0:58

Discover the secrets of Mockery Manor theme park - where childhood never dies... and people disappear.

Seasons 1 and 2 of Mockery Manor available now wherever you get podcasts.

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