Militant Affection: A Dark Comedy

20 EpisodesProduced by @MattMillerRealWebsite

A podcast where I (and friends) make fun of traumatic events in our own lives and around the world! We got jokes for days!

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Rubbing a CL!T with a Square Peg (with Kyle)

August 19th, 2019


In this episode: I have guest named Kyle McNally. We talk about things being unimportant, kratom, CBD, drugs, weed, temp jobs, weddings, Italy, money, sex, wedding rings, being fat, suits, homeless people, stinky …

Pedophile Jokes (with Zach)

August 12th, 2019


In this episode: I have guest named Zach K. We talk about the temperature, the morning, Jews, Jewish traits, sex, cell phones, being cheap, podcasts, converstaions, pillow talk, intimate conversations, Allen Ginsberg, …

He Said “You Got Beef and Called Me The N-Word” (with Rob and Zach)

August 5th, 2019


In this episode: I have guests named Rob Crean and Zach K. We talk about the Middle East in Cambridge, comedy, old people, mermaids, valtrex, …

Green Grocer Jerking It

July 28th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about being hot, a creepy biology teacher, a pedophile computer teacher, women leaving during the night, the green grocer, …

P*$$y, P3nis, or Placeholder

July 21st, 2019


In this episode: I talk about drinking diet soda, matt miller comedy on patreon, pedophiles, being fat, nana catching a peek at my cock, castratos, …

Your Dad's Got a P*$$y and Your House is on Fire (with Jacob)

July 14th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Jacob Lie. We talk about the U.S. Women's Soccer Team, being bad at break ups, foreign chicks, a house on fire, masturbating with friends, song lyrics, drugs, a porch on fire, and …

There's No God

July 7th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about killing natives, fireworks, 4th of July, Columbus, non-relationships, aliens, ghosts, no god, drinking, getting asked …

Loose Boys (With Ryan)

June 30th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Ryan. We talk about fast food, sleepovers, wetting the bed, a middle school trip to Quebec, being naughty, …

Dancing With The SARS (with Ray and Tyler)

June 23rd, 2019


In this episode: I have guests named Ray and Tyler Morrow. We talk about Antoine Walker, my bad father, weird people in Chicago, break ups, SARS, historical figures, sex, and puking in the subway.

My Big Gay Daughter (with Ray)

June 16th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Ray. We talk about working out, boners, embarrassing boners, my drunk mom, mosquitoes, death, clowns, gay stuff, blue, and fat people.

Gang Bangs Are Rigged (with Mike)

June 9th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Mike Bain. We talk about raw dogging, hairy armpits, almost beating a dog to death, cuckolding, regular sex, …

Orifices for Piss (with Tyler)

June 3rd, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Tyler Morrow. We talk about getting fat, Beowulf, $900 Wine, getting touched as a child, peeing in the sink …

I Puke IRL During This Episode

May 26th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about a comedy-based fight, chicks being turned on by comedy, cuckolding, handjobs, getting a penis cut, and my dad not …

You Listeners Are Pisseners

May 20th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about sleeping at work, getting fired, the police catching me covered in condiments, ghost riding the whip, and Life is Good.

Floppy Ds on Your Forehead

May 13th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about getting blown, having "anxiety", getting drunk on dates, going out alone, girls during school times, taking mushrooms, …

Talking Girls And NOT Being Racist (with Kevin)

May 5th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Kevin Kam. We talk about girls and definitely DO NOT say anything racist. We also talk about dating, sex, raw dogging, AIDS needles, and Chinatown.

The Pope Is Coming From Inside The House (with Ray)

April 28th, 2019


In this episode: I have a guest named Ray. We talk about the lady I slept with at Ray's wedding, drunk driving school, Ray's dead grandma, my dead …

Like Blowing A Giant

April 17th, 2019


In this episode: I discuss taking DXM (Robotripping), my friend's hot mom, my DUI, being naked, and my uncaring parents. I hope you enjoy!

9/11 Was Bad For My Drumming

April 7th, 2019


In this episode: I talk about cooking chili, my Dad getting hit with a Dell keyboard, 9/11, quitting drums, fake bullies, and my first kiss. I hope …

My Mom is a F Face

April 3rd, 2019


In this episode: I talk about my terrible therapist, my shitty mom, and getting punched in the face. I hope you enjoy!

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