Meat In The Middle

<h3><span style="color: rgb(192, 80, 77);">Here's the deal,</span></h3>All kidding aside, Dan and Andy are award winning comedians from the US' West Coast.  <br>
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<h3><span style="color: rgb(247, 150, 70);">Dan</span></h3>is a paraplegic and had to stop everything so he can heal up in bed from a fierce, level 3 pressure soar.  Dan developed the pressure soar from being in a wheelchair everyday and he's so thin that he doesn't have butt cheeks. Without butt cheeks they can't operate, so he needs to gain weight to grow back his butt cheeks, and he has to do it sideways in bed 24/7.<br>
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<h3><span style="color: rgb(247, 150, 70);">Andy</span></h3>was basking in his skyrocketing fame from his role as Fat Dad in a Fruity Pebbles commercial, and got himself too fat to be on TV. Andy needs to lose weight to keep making TV money.  <br>
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<h3><span style="color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">Dan needs to gain weight.  Andy needs to lose weight.  </span></h3>Together they're meeting in the middle and recording a podcast from Dan's bed so he doesn't die of lonely boredom.  Come listen in on their erotic, lawless, comedy podcast, Meat in the Middle.  Most of their podcast guests have TV credits.  <br><br>&lt;h5&gt;<span style="color: rgb(255, 242, 202);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 230, 148);"><span style="color: rgb(191, 191, 191);">try not 2 cum</span></span></span>&lt;/h5&gt;

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