Loose Lips and Child-Bearing Hips

Alright, lippy hippies.. We didn't mean to stay away for long, but there's some stuff behind the scenes that you don't know about! It's time to confess and finally get this off our chest!
Then help us with a big …

Lacey has an opening that needs to be filled.. Should you apply for the position? Plus, the worst thing that you could ever tell anyone, an exciting …

It's the annual birthday tradition.. How did Amy's prank play out? Plus, very vintage (and twangy) Lacey Gee!
Hit us up! We always wanna hear from you! @looselipsandchildbearinghips
Thank you so much for listening!

You know that we have to talk with and celebrate our girl Ana on her engagement! Enjoy all of the juicy details and make sure to show Ana some love on the socials! @anacas31

Back by popular demand, Amy talks about the big getaway that she did for her husband's birthday! Plus, Lacey survived in the wild with the bare …

Every year, Amy gets shown the love and attention that she's never wanted.. How will she be celebrated this year on her big palindrome birthday? And what will this year's anniversary festivities be?
A special thanks to …

There is a lot going on here but Lacey and Amy flawlessly (ha!) navigate through it all! There's a life announcement that was coincidentally paired with the best birthday gift ever, Plus, all the secrets from a recent …

Lacey and Amy return with tales of birthday adventures, mostly positive visions for the year.. and some fire damage. Plus a good way if you gotta go, …

From the Loose Lips and Child Bearing Hips archive, a throwback to an episode inspired by Betty White. From 11/15/19.
Sending big hugs to heaven for you, Betty! Thank you for all the smiles and the laughs and the sass. …

New year but we are missing someone important. Let's celebrate the legend that is Betty White with a new intro and a nice throwback. You can hear the …

It's that time of year to call it quits! It's time to reflect, rejoice, remember and apparently.. get gifts! Lacey and Amy celebrate the end of the year and remember some LLCBH Christmas' of the past. Plus, a very …

Amy and Lacey have returned after adventuring over the holiday! Amy packed up the whole fam and traveled out to see more! Lacey finally accomplished …

**Apologies for the audio issues in this episode. Normal audio recording resumes at the 19 min mark. And for the record, this is all Amy's fault. Not …

Introducing Flip & Mozi’s Guide to How to be an Earthling, the intergalactic musical podcast that brings conservation into the conversation for kids and their grown-ups. From the creators of the #1 Kids and Family …

It's that time of year, but some find it controversial... and Mariah Carey is ready to take on the war against Christmas! Plus, things Gen Z wants to cancel, Cardi B's saying is funny but correct, emo songs we dare you …

Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung …

Amy has been defeated... or did she just give up? Find out about the Halloween costumes and other real life scaries. Plus, TikToks that just make sense and a life hack that Amy wishes she knew about before now.
A …

Amy did not come to play! What started off as a gigglefest with her son turned into this week's bit idea! We will prob never pass up a chance to go after each other!
And spoiler alert! Drake and ourselves are not the …

What things need to go away and be buried in the graveyard of 2021 so we can have a better 2022? Amy and Lacey discuss, diss and giggle over some of our selections.. Then others just cut deep! Plus, possibly the great …

Lacey and Amy play an intense round of would you rather... And a discussion about the apocalypse takes a turn when Amy gets a little too honest. …

Musical Disasterpiece is the only way to describe what happens when Lacey gets to take the reigns and introduce new music. Is this a keeper or a hard pass? Let us know!
Plus, 'tis the damn season so get ready for all of …

Lacey and Amy go for the low blows, and Amy's mom might have gotten caught in the crosshairs. Did it hurt when we went after each other? Yes but also, well played. You have to hear how far Amy goes for this bit!
A …

Lacey and Amy try another viral challenge! Plus, the movie moment that really happened at some weddings! And did it hurt... when we put this off for another week?
Thank you so much for listening! Have a happy and safe …

As Taylor Swift would say... Not a lot going on at the moment! JUST KIDDING! Amy had a spontaneous weekend getaway.. What did she do during her …

Inspired by a hilarious Tik Tok, Lacey and Amy list off things that they don't like.. How long does it take them to go after each other? Not very long at all!
What did we leave off the list? What do you not like? Let us …

Paolo is a smart and handsome surgeon, renowned for his ability to perform surgeries that transform his patients’ lives. When television producer …

There was lots of time and a lot on the mind. It gets deep, much like the parasites that are probably deep in Lacey's body. Plus, a new nickname for Amy! Make sure and call her that all over social media! What do these …

Once upon a time, we were pretty good vacationers until 2020 came in and stole the control. Can we still do it? Or would you like to know some good …

Oh what a day... After a marathon of a day, a week, a month.. might I even say a year.. Lacey and Amy bang out (ha!) yet another episode. It was all fun and games and maybe even mildly inspirational until the mics were …

Sorry it's been a while! We took a much needed break but we are back and full of stories from our adventures! Lacey and Amy both encountered some …

Do you ever have a thought that is so deep, you impress yourself? That unintentionally happened in this LIVE episode! Deep thoughts that really make you think! Plus, hear from our family members in honor of Father's Day!

It's trendy on Tik Tok and a subject that should be addressed! This might not be illegal, but it should be! Lacey and Amy discuss some things that …

Rules are rules for a reason.. because some people need for it to be said! Amy and Lacey discuss some unspoken rules that you should just know... …

In honor of Throwback Thursday and inspired after viewing a classic for the first time, Lacey and Amy take it back to the 90s. How much has changed since the 90s? Grab your gel pens and butterfly clips and go down …

Lacey and Amy swap Mother's Day stories.. Both were epicly long but one was almost deadly.. Who was the one really at fault though? Plus, a million …

Lacey and Amy have a new motto.. Live, Laugh, Love.. Yeah, it's not a new saying but a new concept for us! And a new way to keep those that don't live by that motto in check! Plus, a special Mother's Day song and a Tik …

Justin Timberlake hates THAT meme.. but it gives Lacey and Amy the perfect theme. Hate.. so relatable. What do we hate? We point fingers, cast blame and somehow find ourselves guilty of several of these crimes.
Plus, a …

It's time for some self-reflecting. The bar has been set low.. but we have the ability to raise it. Have we been striving and thriving, or do we expect the very minimum that we can? And is this even our podcast if it …

Finally! The topic that Amy over-prepared for and couldn't wait to get to! The topic that Lacey put off last week and now we finally reveal it. What …

Ok.. This isn't an easy convo so sit down. We have some explaining to do.

Children, your mothers have been cheating on you... but you will still always be ours (well, Lacey has a proven record.. Amy, no so much. cc' …

After almost getting stood up, Lacey finally reaches Amy.. and is the end product worth it or should they just have taken the 'L'?
Before we can …

There's never been a better time to resurrect an old Kidd Kraddick bit than right now! It really sucks to be me! Hear everything that went down over …

This one is special.. It is for the girls!
We have a lot to celebrate! It's been a year for sure, but this month and week have been pretty special. We recognize and honor that in a true Loose Lips and Child-Bearing Hips …

Amy is trying so hard to get back in Lacey's good graces... Does this do the trick or should she have to suffer even more?
Plus hear all about Amy's …

Today is the day that everyone loves, National Margarita Day! Less importantly, it's a day that only Lacey loves... Amy's birthday! So what better and safer way to celebrate than record live in Amy's front yard while …

Lacey and Amy declare their love for each other in a very public, and trendy, way by performing sea shanties! Did we nail it or fail it?
Plus, a war on millennials has been declared! Which side is literally the right …

Twitter is great.. but are we greater? Yeah, that sentence is as well spoken as we are.. Welcome to the shhhh show!
Can parenthood, the continuation of 2020, working from home, and a lot of other random things be summed …

Welcome to the birthday party! Loose Lips and Child-Bearing Hips and On Cloud Wine teamed up for a double birthday celebration.. complete with a podcast, games, themed drinks, confessions and a deep moral question. Join …

We thought last week was an important holiday, but this one is even better! Cheers to you, fellow cheeseheads!
Lacey reveals everything that happened …

Man, 2021. What a year, right? Amy and Lacey discuss what they have shamefully done or not done in this new year. Plus, Lacey didn't try so hard with …

Lacey and Amy kick off the new year in style... very different styles, of course. Lacey tries out something new that leaves Amy very confused. Plus …

Who's been naughty? Who's been nice? And who is the most adored?
Lacey and Amy discuss, point fingers, and reflect on this rollercoaster of a year... …

She did it AGAIN! Taylor Swift dropped a second surprise album this year and we are amazed with her even more.. or evermore.
The resident Swifties (Nick, Ana, Amy and Lacey) get together to break down the complete …

Yay! The worst year of all time is almost over but before we go, let's talk trash about it some more! 2020 is so bad, it deserves one more beating.
Plus, the super great news that came out today! And Amy gets really …

We are joined and inspired by today's guest... Lacey's little sister Heaven! She brings her odd but hot sports opinion, and Lacey and Amy share theirs as well.
What are you very opinionated about? Share it with us on …

The good times keep rolling as Lacey and Amy finish their long list of the A- Z's thankful and thankless.
A special thanks to this episode's sponsor, …

This year has been full of ups and downs so while we are all supposed to be thankful, it's ok to be thankless as well.
Lacey and Amy share the things …

You have nothing to worry about! I mean, there's still COVID, Amy's phone still sucks, Kellie STILL hasn't called Lacey back but other than that... Nothing!
Well, some people may still have some stuff to worry about.. …

It's officially the holidays but we can't skip one without acknowledging another... or can we? Amy and Lacey debate the holidays, argue over a (self …

Halloween is looking very different this year but even so.. It's time to dress up or shut up!
There is a big reveal.. Is the costume nearly as good …

*MAJOR SPOILER ALERT. WE DISCUSS ALL THINGS BLY MANOR!* Not a fan? Haven't watched it yet? There's so much more! Skip to 43:00 to head straight to our game!

Amy and Lacey, along with our girls Ana and Alicia from On …

Lacey and Amy test each other's knowledge, and you can play along too! Does this sound like a movie plot or real life scaries? And a podcast sister shares her own spooky tale as well!
Plus, how bad do you want to be …

For the first time in weeks, Lacey and Amy are not together.. but they don't let that kill their vibe! They discuss the things that they can't get over.. Glad to know that we aren't the only salty ones!
Plus, spooky szn …

The President and the presidential candidate had a very mature debate last night.. Can we do any better than that? We hope you have just as much faith in us because things get a little crazy... and a little silly.
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Lacey just needs someone else to feel her pain... and not just because she has to give this dumb essay. A big thanks to Amy for all of her titillating topic suggestions... even though Lacey's efforts might have come out …

This episode has it all... Not in any particular order, you get a presentation, some devastation and some super humiliation.
Amy steps up to the …

It's back to school for a lot of folks, and the Mrs. Gee (I hear she is referred to as Mrs. Looselips.. unless that is creepy) is passing out an …

Matthew Mcconaughey is the top downloaded person to deliver stories on the Calm app... until now.
Wait.. We aren't on the Calm app? Nevermind. We aren't competing for first place anyway... Just want to be included.
Amy …

Lacey and Amy pitch ideas to decide what's coming up next! Wait... so you're just brainstorming podcast ideas?! This literally could have been an …

Amy and Lacey got sentimental and went back to better place.. and that's where it all began! Listen to some love stories that you may not have heard before! Amy got to sit down and tell her son the saga of How I Met …

Where did it all go wrong? Lacey and Amy think they have a good idea when this year went from fab to just... bad. Do you agree that this was the pivotal moment when it.... It was going great until.... Ted Mosby?
Well, …

You know what sucks more than 2020? Lacey and Amy's communication skills, obv.
What in the world is going on? We can't tell you that, but we can tell you what 2020 is like.. Is it a delicious topic that we effortlessly …

There's a movie on Netflix that is giving us inspo.. It's all over. What would be on your 'screw' it list? No rules, no judgement (well, except Amy), …

Sometimes it just be like... WHAT?
Amy and Lacey are still navigating through these Corona times and sometimes it just be.... Well, some memes just explain it all!
Tell us what it be like for you! Hit us up on the …

We bet we can chill you to your core with only these six words... or maybe we just get silly and scare ourselves.
Lacey and Amy give out their scary six words, plus some things to look forward to this month! And we put …

The cancel culture is real... What if we had the power to cancel something? What if you had the power? What would you cancel?
Lacey and Amy discuss …

Do you ever go down a wormhole of deep thoughts or take a deep dive down the internet? That's exactly what Lacey and Amy did as they share their deep …

This is not an episode.. This is just simply a sympathetic and observational conversation because even though we will never understand, we see, we hear and we support because black lives matter.

This feels like that Friends' song... When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.. And what day is it even?
Since the days and weeks and this year is all blending together, Lacey and Amy play …

Can 2020 possible get any worse? Of course! But there is still time for it to get better too!
Lacey and Amy compare lists.. What would make this year …

No mom is perfect... and we can say that with confidence because we know first hand!
Lacey and Amy are lucky they survived their childhood! Just listen to this scoop that Lacey learned, Amy is ashamed to admit her own …

Is this quarantine coming to an end? Are the states opening back up? Are you going out? And are you doing anything differently?
Lacey and Amy discuss and ponder over these questions, and reveal the things that they have …

We've all seen the memes.. Which famous quarantine house would you want to be in? Amy and Lacey fill their houses with some of their favorite …

Guess what! America got those stimulus checks... Almost makes all this worth it, right? SIKE!
But Lacey and Amy decided to have a little fun with it.. …

When all else fails, be punny... Amy and Lacey changed movie titles to fit the crazy times! Plus, the perfect job for anyone, Easter plans, free fries and more!
What have you been doing? What are you watching? Let us …

These dating apps might not be getting a love right now but these memes are fire! How would you pick up someone during quarantine? Amy and Lacey bust …

Lacey and Amy talk about what they've been going in through in quarantine.. Some good, some bad, and some sad. Anyone else feel all of these emotions?
And while we are at it... Let's get it all of our chest! It's time …

There's been a lot going on... How have you been surviving?
We are all in the same boat, so let's talk about it! Lacey and Amy crawl out of quarantine to talk about what's been happening! We are stuck.. Who's cleaning, …

Lacey and Amy are back, slightly more informed than before.... Kinda. We let you know, what we don't, what we've heard... and Amy solves another kind …

Lacey and Amy explain their sudden silence.. What has been going on, and who else has dealt with this?
Plus, the pandemic is here. Who is scared? Who is changing? Who is stocking up? And who is traveling?
And a little …

One Maddie might have crapped out on us... but another came through! And she is gorgeous, y'all! #girlcrush
But first, Lacey and Amy get into some mood music, discuss the big birthday request, and talk about the …

It's time to celebrate a birthday around here, and some special guests show up to celebrate!
Plus, this is the first time this has been done before on our podcast! Guess who is getting a piercing... right now?!
We wanna …

Lacey and Amy know what love is, obv. They live it daily. But how do other people view Valentine's Day? We discuss and divulge. Plus, some v-day …

Warning. There is some language. Very light on the naughty words but still, be prepared... Or feel the same as Lacey and think it's no biggie.
Who else is pumped and empowered after seeing the Taylor Swift documentary, …

Amy described another friend in the most loving and flattering way. Obviously, Lacey immediately became jealous and demanded to know how Amy describes her to other people... so here are the ways that we describe each …

There's this restaurant in Denver that has a great idea... You get taxed for being stupid. Seriously! They will add the charge to your tab if you ask a stupid question and that made Amy and Lacey wonder... What stupid …

Did Lacey get everything she wanted for her birthday? Did Amy steal Lacey's birthday glory? Did Lacey pause dry-January and if so, does it even count as dry January? And what are we ranting about? We covered A LOT so …

Lacey and Amy are back, fresh and excited to bring you a very sane, very happy episode. Mostly. Someone forgot to do something that they may or may not have agreed to do.. YOU HAD ONE JOB!
Plus Christmas cries, the …

WARNING! Someone (can you guess who??!!) has a complete meltdown that was caught on the mic... Rather than share a bunch of bleeps with you, Lacey and Amy decided to let it all out, curse-bombs and all. If you are …

End of the year means, time to be thankful and reflect.. Lacey and Amy look back on their year, the crazy weekend that they just had, test their …

ARE WE KILLING IT? (And by it, I mean your earholes...)
This is either a fun idea or genuine torture... Choose your own adventure!
Lacey and Amy get …

It's been awhile since Amy and Lacey have seen each other, and a lot has happened. That was one very-long, highly anticipated and super dramatic vacation... What happened to Amy and her family when they went to New …

Amy is leaving for New Zealand and even though she's not thankful for attention, she gets a proper send-off from Lacey and other friends around the …

Thanks to Lippy Hippie Jacqueline for feeding us this great idea... There's probably not anything better than the legend Betty White, and that's why she was trending on Twitter this week! Lacey and Amy gush over her …

Have you ever seen such a weird combo of things that you thought... you almost had me, but then you lost me? We sure have, and you may agree with us on all the things we touch on throughout this episode. Lacey and Amy …

Today's the day that Lacey finally does her big Halloween reveal.... What is she? And if she didn't win Halloween this year, who did?
And sorry if Amy sounds a little different today. She'll explain.
Plus you know what's …

Lacey has been super-sleuthing and being all secretive around the office which can only mean one thing... Someone'e getting a reward or a punishment! Amy thinks the answer is obvious.... What has she done wrong this …

It's wedding season, peak fall foliage and time for some risky adventures.
Amy and Lacey both attended weddings so they were issued some challenges. …

Lacey and Amy, still feeling happy after their first live podcast recording with On Cloud Wine, can't help but talk about it even more... because some crazy stuff went down afterwards.. Why wasn't this discussed on the …

Did you miss our first ever happy hour and live recording with On Cloud Wine? Don't worry.. We had the tapes rolling the entire time. Lacey, Amy, …

Today is Mean Girl's Day indeed. There is some major girl drama behind the scene. 
Hear all about the shade and the betrayal when one of our loyal members throws another one under the bus. I'm not going to say who did …

Lacey and Amy join their podcast sisters, Ana and Alicia from On Cloud Wine, for some pre-happy hour fun! Ana put a spin on two lies and a truth, and came up with this fun game! Can you determine which one is a lie? And …

We don't always pull through on promises, despite good intentions.. but check this out! A second episode this week! Self high-five!
Amy and Lacey are …

Today was going to be the day... but we have too much to say! 
First off, Lacey and Amy are THRILLED to invite you out to our upcoming happy/ yappy …

Lacey and Amy filter through the news to tell you the top stories... including... Well, we definitely do think alike! Amy hates on a winner that took her spot. After some deep reflecting, Lacey realizes she is a …

Lacey and Amy are very excited to talk to their podcast sister, Molly Kimball, about something that we all love. FOOD! We pick her expert brain on …

Lacey and Amy are sooo happy to have a weekly staple... BUT THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A WRECK! Is this just Friday the 13th and the full moon trying to mess …

Lacey and Amy took DNA tests and turns out... we are crazy, overly prepared and joyful... with a slight side of dumb. We take that catchy Lizzo lyric …

It may not be the news but it's good enough... That's what we tell ourselves anyway.. How do you feel about these stories that we discussed? Please let us know on the socials! @looselipsandchildbearinghips, …

Lacey and Amy had a very fun and adventurous Labor Day weekend... with A LOT of togetherness. Lacey had a dream come when she got the chance to sing with her hometown band... but she may have gotten a little TOO …

The title is a work in progress and long but it's also very accurate. 
Lacey and Amy try to deliver the news, but it's a very rocky road. And someone has the giggles which I guess makes poop happen. That's not a fact but …

The Swifties in the office get together to discuss the most important thing that has happened in music history in the last week... Nick Adams from Shut Up! podcast, Ana Castillejos from On Cloud Wine and Channel …

Let's try this again, shall we? Lacey and Amy want to keep the good times going and may have finally found a weekly staple that can help up us to a 2x a week status again.. This is the launch of the new weekly segment.. …

Lacey and Amy get to pick the brain of love and life Coach Paula Grooms.. She's great in all of the areas of life and she shares her knowledge with …

After wrapping up an intense and rule-filled game of beer pong, Lacey and Amy are excited to talk to a couple of other podcasters...  Lacey can't …

Lacey gets a chance to talk to talk to someone that she has loved and admired for a very long time, Kevin Smith. They had a lovely chat.... and then Lacey made it very weird. Was this the worst ending to a great …

Amy and Lacey reach out to their text door neighbors.. One of them had success and one of them got quite the scare! Plus, Ryan Reynolds did a …

This is a pattern that needs to STOP! Lacey resorts to blocking someone on Instagram again.. and she's beefing with the one person that you shouldn't …

Out of all of the babbling that we did in this episode, the thing that we bonded over the most was a blanket... Yes there is more to the story, and it's not nearly as lame as it sounds.  But it's not all love in this …

There's nothing better than a girl's weekend! Some of our fav podcasters, Ana Castillejos and Alicia Hopper from On Cloud Wine, joined Lacey and Amy …

It was a long weekend but Lacey and Amy have finally reunited and they have some catching up to do! Why were they separated for so long? Have they been traumatized or is someone just being super dramatic? 
Plus, are you …

When you see something with potential and just go with it... Sooo hope you enjoy this as much as we did!
Keanu Reeves is making the media rounds because he is an all around awesome dude, but his name has been trending …

How is it that after YEARS of being besties and podners, Lacey still doesn't know everything about Amy?! Amy casually dropped a family fact that floored Lacey so obv, there are some things that we need to discuss! 
Amy …

We are both proud graduates (high school graduation counts! -Lacey) and although we weren't asked to speak at our own ceremonies, we decided to take …

After a long weekend of reflecting and rockstaring, Lacey and Amy crawl back to work to talk about it all. There were festivals, concerts, pranks, …

Easily the most informative episode that Lacey and Amy have ever been a part of! 
Relationship expert, life coach and fellow podcast sister, Coach …

Someone took a risk and put something questionable out on social media.. Did the stunt work? And who thought this would be a good idea? 
Lacey and Amy …

Lacey and Amy want to use up someone's talents before they go off and start their own podcast.. So Cami Henz got to pick the topic! She had the idea …

You know what's funny? Jokes. You know what's not funny? Not acknowledging the joke.. We've been busted and we don't find it very funny!

Plus, what …

Lacey surprised herself when she started getting irrationally angry over something very simple. What is it that set her off? Amy, her angry-equal totally gets it.. Do you think she is justified?

Plus, this petty …

Amy and Lacey were inspired by a celebrity that managed to bring something back, just because they tweeted about it! (insert Ariana singing, "I think it, I tweet it, I want it, I got it.")  Do we have the same power? …

Amy thought she just said something off-handed but Lacey took it to heart.. She said our friendship couldn't survive THIS but I'm not sure it can …

It's time for Amy to open up her mind and her mouth and answer anything! She gives her advice on several letters, including one from Lacey... #wiseaf

Plus, we get a live update from Amy's husband Josh! And what do you …

Something very big happened last night and we all want to talk about it! We even dressed the part! Taylor Swift released a new song late last night.. Some of us were up and very, very talkative. Others slept through the …

Amy thought the weather was going to ruin one of her favorite national holidays.. but Lacey surprised her with an on location picnic!

Listen to the …

Lacey's husband Jeremy acts like she is to blame for a big disaster but, um, "It ain't my fault." Why is he mad at her for something that happened in …

When the title mentions 'two besties', you would think that's referring to Amy and Lacey, right? WRONG! This episode blew up in Lacey's face... big …

Don't you just hate it when NOTHING goes right? That's how our poor Amy felt when absolutely everything that could go wrong DID! She had a horrible …

New news! Lacey is super needy and wants reassurance and validation from everyone… which is why she can't stand feeling like someone in the office doesn't like her! It's time for some confrontation therapy. Nothing can …

Fresh off of a fab weekend, Lacey is sleep deprived, giggly… Can she pull it together for this episode? We can recap but can't recreate what wasn't …

Amy has been MIA, and we have to get down to the bottom of it! What has been going on with her? 

Plus a very passionate discussion on various things on our minds, including a nightly ritual that needs to die, the worst …

Lacey and Amy have returned from a long Spring Break.. Their reunion was nice, the stories they share are even nicer (yep, meant to use that word). Everything about this episode is just lovely. SIKE! 

Something went …

Inspired by Taylor Swift's recent article, Lacey and Amy decided to do their own list of 30ish things you should do before 30ish!

But first, feelings …

Amy and Lacey battle it out with some of the other KiddNation podcasts... It gets mean, dirty.. and someone gets punished!

Join us for a game with Nick Adams and Justin Chavez from the Shut Up! podcast, and White Cheddar …

Lacey and Amy discuss if they COULD get away with it, what would they do? There are endless possibilities.. Will this episode be full of imagination …

Bonus birthday edition! Amy hates her birthday but she loves fail mail... so she was surprised to learn what kind of tortuous, celebratory things people wanted for her!  Plus, we talk to several very special guests! …

It's a very celebratory time of year for Amy and Lacey! There's an important anniversary, a milestone birthday… and apparently, a very important promise has been broken! What do you do when there's been a bday ban? Make …

Lacey and Amy get really revealing about their love lives and things get pretty uncomfortable once the compliments start rolling out.... But you …

Amy and Lacey invited the most powerful and important person in the office, Bossman George, to join in for some fun and games... and maybe even a …

We finally uncover an answer to a decade long question... Amy owns up to her previous crime and finds out exactly what happened when things went south between her and roommate, Ashley. Most importantly, what happened to …

Clowns, the Easter bunny, scary spelling, disappearing cats, funeral obligations… No, this isn't a list of things that make up nightmares. It's a fresh, new episode of Loose Lips and Child-Bearing Hips!

Lacey and Amy …

Everyone has an opinion on this cake debate! Lacey and Amy decide to do the bird box taste test challenge… Can they correctly choose which cake is …

Who else is feeling this year already? 2019 is going to be our year... Who's with us?  Amy and Lacey are back, refreshed, happy and really …

Lacey and Amy tried to do a Christmas Extravaganza with some very important and talented podcasting pros…. but it all fell apart. What happened? Are WE a complete failure or were we SABOTAGED?! Listen and you decide for …

You may have already heard the clean version of what happened at the Kidd Kraddick Morning show holiday party, but we wanna share the real dirt!  Amy …

It's been quite the year, personally and podcastly. Yes, just made up that word…. But it's time to reflect, predict, and finally pay up on a promise! Lacey and Amy reflect on some of the best and worst moments of the …

The last episode was full of everything we are thankful for.. Now that we've had some time off to reflect and travel, are we still feeling super …

'Tis the season to be grateful and a whole lotta thankful... and maybe spend a little time with your family.  Amy and Lacey discuss the many things …

If we had to wear warning labels, what would ours say? Amy and Lacey list off their own labels... Warning- some of these are very accurate and may …

Lacey and Amy relive their Halloween happenings... but one of them is not in the spirit anymore and couldn't even pull it together on the actual …

Who's excited for Halloween? I know we are! Lacey found the perfect song to kick off the festivities. Amy reveals her GENIUS Halloween costume! Plus, couple costumes to avoid, trends that need to die… And Amy confesses …

A chili cook-off leads to some hurt feelings and a full on fight! Shut Up! podcast joins us for a chili cook-off that turns into a full on battle.. …

Lacey was being so super creepy that her husband Jeremy had to reach out to Amy for help. Of course, she delivered the best advice… and memes.

Plus, when pranking goes horribly wrong!

And guess what we have coming up …

Lacey and Amy have waited for this moment all year long.. The Taylor Swift concert! Was it everything that we had hoped for? How was this time compared to the last time? And how did someone almost ruin the night? 

We had …

It's Taylor Swift week, and Lacey and Amy reflect on her last concert they went to... separately. This flashback shows how far their relationship has progressed.. Just listen to how Lacey used to refer to Amy! …

'Tis the season.. Fall is here and you know what that means! Time to peer pressure everyone (esp Amy!) into living that pumpkin spice life! Lacey shares some pumpkin spice goodies with some unappreciative people. At …

Bradley Cooper was on one of the shows that Amy is OBSESSED with, so she was super stoked when she found out that was going to get to meet him! It's like a dream come true for her!

But Bradley stood us up and he missed …

Lacey and Amy aren't understanding each other at all! Texts aren't making sense, words are confusing... and so is the definition of a date!

Amy has a smart way to get out of begging for money.. Last time Lacey did …

The old married couple, Lacey and Amy, take on the new podcast duo, Ana and Alicia, in the Newlywed game! Which couple knows each other the best?

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Did everyone enjoy their Labor Day weekend?! We sure did!

Amy went on an adventure and she almost didn't make it back... Well actually, all of her did …

We are very happy to present the episode with really important people in it.... Kellie Rasberry and Allen Evans! #honored

The A Sandwich and Some Lovin' hosts partnered up with Amy and Lacey to talk some love and share …

Can you believe some of these problems that we have to deal with? It's millennial problems vs. grandparents problems... and Lacey and Amy have a very different take on it!  

Speaking of problems, Amy is having some vacay …

This episode has everything!

Lacey is literally falling apart and even spanx can help her get it together. Amy could have benefited more from her …

A nice vacation took a very dramatic turn for the worst.. Lacey really wants someone to have her back on this because her friend sure didn't! Chime in on the socials if this has ever happened to you!

Lacey and Amy get …

What is the WORST thing you could ever say about Lacey? Or really, not say? Someone was throwing some jabs that stabbed her right in the soul but …

The perfect title for an episode of randomness, words and weirdness.

Amy and Lacey, still on a work out high, deliver a completely random episode full …

Lacey's husband said something that should NEVER be said over a hot and fresh home cooked meal... "that's inedible"... so she brought it to work and …

Amy had big expectations for a sweet reunion when her son returned home from camp.... but someone ruined the moment! What happened? #sorryaboutscarringallthosechildren

Plus, Lacey normally doesn't complain (ha!) but …

Someone that has the best birthday in the world refuses to celebrate... and that causes an everlasting strike. 

Plus, Bible shaming, pie fighting, inappropriate pictures and when the internet turns against you!

Thank you …

Who ever thought that this would be a good idea? Lacey and Amy discuss and judge some of our own ideas.. and other people's too! 

Plus, Amy asks …

Lacey and Amy (and the kiddos) show love for the dads in their lives before the big day.... And Amy reminds her kids what they didn't do for HER on Mother's Day!

Join in for the Father's Day fun, including odes to the …

Amy and Lacey celebrate America with some knowledge.. Who ever knew that this podcast could be educational?!?

Plus, Lacey teased everyone last week by …

Lacey and Amy show off their mad interview skills when they talk to the star of the new Netflix movie Ibiza, Gillian Jacobs! You know her from Community and Love, and you are really gonna get to know her now! 

Plus, we …

This is the biggest podcast mashup... but is it any good? Listen and decide as Lacey and Amy play a game with the Shut Up guys Nick Adams and Justin Chavez, Channel Surfing's Ana Castillejos and the coworker with loose …

Amy and Lacey recap their wild and motherful weekends... and there's even more evidence why someone is not a good role model. 

Plus, name-shaming, …

Channel Surfing's Ana Castillejos is super dramatic, and very revealing, when she joins Amy and Lacey on this episode. We aren't trying to be dramatic but YOU HAVE TO LISTEN! LIKE RIGHT NOW! Ana may come to her senses …

Amy has been keeping a secret from everyone... Lacey accidentally stumbled upon it and took total offense to it. What's with all the secrets? What is Amy hiding from everyone? And why is she now going viral? 

Listen to …

Lacey and Amy decide to "think like Kanye".... But what does that even mean? 

Plus, Amy absolutely HATES it when people do it to her... So, why did …

Is everyone just miserable? It sure seems that way.. So let's discuss!

Yucky weather, explosive reactions, petty comments… and the story that Amy …

Amy and Lacey are laying down the law and smacking the gavel in the Loose Lips and Child-Bearing Hips courtroom! We like to play judge and be judgy, so this episode is perfect for us!

Does the punishment always fit the …

When two powerful podcast combines... Thanks Shut Up! podcast for inviting us over for a game!

Before playing a round of Battle of the Sexes with Nick …

Lacey and Amy discuss the bumps, bruises and battle scars that they have endured along the way.. Also, there is a very good reason that you should …

After realizing that their lives are simple and boring, Lacey and Amy started to wonder... What if we were on dating apps? How would we present …

Amy and Lacey found out that they are labeled something that don't agree with... It's worse than you think. Please don't call us that! 

But you can call us a lot of pretty things when you rate, subscribe and leave us a …

Do you ever do things that are nearly catastrophic and it confirms something that you have already known.... That's what happened to Lacey and the evidence is clear.. She is so dumb. And she proves it often when she …

So much time, energy and love went into the last episode (and *most* of the others) that Lacey and Amy weren't really prepared for anything special …

She's been talking about it for months and it's finally here! It is Amy's birthday and since she loves to be the center of attention, we celebrate with a huge birthday extravaganza!

And how sweet is it that she remembers …

Lacey and Amy were just fine last week. Sure, Amy pulled an audible but it wasn't a big deal at the time... So why was there a lot of screaming and …

We are funny... right? Your opinion may change after listening to this.

Amy and Lacey were inspired after watching a funny video online. After bringing two half-ideas together, they decided to make a sorta attempt at a …

Lacey and Amy have "tried" to get it together in 2018 (and they had the longest month of all to accomplish it) but things just aren't working out.. Someone even hit a few all-time lows this weekend. 

Plus, are you with …

Last time these ladies played a game, they learned a little something about themselves... Basically that Ana is a saint, Lacey is a jerk and Amy is angry. That was what we all took away from it, right? 

So let's try it …

Amy normally hates her birthday but now she's trying to steal Lacey's! Amy's three-month birthday celebration begins now!

But Lacey still got more than enough bday-ing in.. Don't worry about that!

Hear all about the good …

Lacey learned a new word.. Well, a new definition of a word that we all know. Why is everything "extra" all of sudden?

Amy and Lacey discuss all of the things that they think are "extra".. There are soo many! 

Plus, …

Lacey and Amy are back from break and full of stories.. and someone has been keeping a secret! It's finally time to let it all out!

Listen to hear the …

Amy and Lacey celebrate the happy times that they have shared together both on and off the podcast this year! Ring in the new year with your other favorite pair of lips! Thank you for listening! Can't wait to see what …

Who loves Christmas? We sure do! Join us for some fun holiday singing (Amy's kids even chime in!), we share our favorite Christmas memories and …

A wild weekend turned into Lacey and Amy's worst nightmare... How did such promising weekends go horribly wrong?
Plus, we discuss the one fight that all couples have.. This is completely normal, right?
And we need your …

Sometimes it is the simple things that can blow our minds... especially when it comes to Lacey and Amy. They discuss several things that they just can't wrap their minds around.
Plus, what happened at the company …

Vacation is over and it is time to get back to work but the struggle is real... Hope it's not a struggle for you to bear with us through this episode.
Catch up with Amy and Lacey as they talk about their last few weeks …

This might not be news to all of you but Lacey just realized something.... She talks too much. Amy had a lot of content for a previous episode but Lacey just talked all over her.
Well, it's Amy turn to step up to the …

This wine shortage has some of us freaking out.. What if we have to drink box wine? Could we survive? And would we even be able to tell a difference?

It's a very sad day for Lacey. Something that she loves died, and her husband is crazy if he thinks that she can live without one...
And Amy's wisdom turned into a rant, then a fight.. Oh, and sorry about all the …

Lacey and Amy are sad to do it, especially on Halloween of all days, but they must say goodbye to two of their favorite things... Any guesses on …

Let's play the ‘call each other out’ game! Sounds fun, right? Not when you realize that you are the worst person in the group!
Join Amy, Lacey and Ana for a game that gets a little too real.. Complete with punishments!
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Lacey is having a problem coming up with a Halloween costume that everyone else isn't doing.. Amy and her fam are Halloween ready!
Plus, what 2017 …

A controversial comment on social media made Lacey question herself... and her husband's comment really didn't help the situation.
Even though the answer is clear, Lacey and Amy decided to run a friendship campaign... …

Lacey found a story that she thought was absolutely ridiculous but it also made her think... Surely we can top that with some of our own stories!
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Lacey started wondering if she was doing it wrong when her little relative started asking about her possibly inappropriate music… then a full-on …

It's confession time.. Lacey explains why she has been faking but does that mean she will change her ways?
And Amy is seeking some very public revenge on Lacey... and you will be in on it too!
Keep up with the latest …

It's official. Amy has zero chill. Find out what made her flip out in front of her family... and possibly scar this teen for life.
But Lacey is no saint either. She's had plenty of freak outs too.
We both sincerely …

Lacey's weekend plans got screwed up and she handled it maturely.... by having a major meltdown. What advice would you have given her in this …

Amy messed up on her anniversary after she "cheated" on her husband by doing this.. Do you think this should be considered an anniversary no-no?
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Amy is back from vacay (YAY!)... and she came back just in time to ruin an important picture with her face.
Plus, Lacey kept Amy in the dark while she was gone but she unloaded some major news on her.. She's basically …

Amy and her husband Josh went in front of a prosecutor to fight a ticket for a really good reason... but the prosecutor started making accusations. Amy fought back with her mouth and Josh had to intervene... There was …

Amy spent a lot of time planning this birthday party for her sister but she overlooked one major detail, and that turned it into a big party FAIL. And even though Lacey is being super positive thanks to her new …

Lacey and Amy made a big announcement, and they had to bring in their other ma'am room partner Ana to break the news to her... They are breaking up.
What caused this sudden split? And more importantly, what does this …

Lacey realized that she always lies to her doctor about one thing... Does anyone really answer this question honestly? Amy fessed up to some medical lying that she has done too... And Lacey did a really cruel thing to …

Lacey and Amy bring their relationship to the next level.... even if it's against Amy's will.
Plus, what made Lacey stick out really bad during her …

Lacey and Amy talk about some of their past adventures, and there was a lot of judgment. Amy gave Lacey a tongue lashing because she thinks that she needs to do a better job of doing THIS... Do you agree?

Plus, the …

Lacey asked Amy to do one of the things that she has said many, many times that you should never do as an adult. Amy has a very personal PSA... And …

Beauty equals pain and as women, we are all too familiar with that. Can you guess what Lacey and her friend were doing that caused them to scream out in pain? What beauty cheap trick does Amy credit herself with being …

There are first world problems and then there are actual problems.. Lacey is having a serious problem and she somehow managed to hide it from Amy until NOW!
What the heck is going on and will she be able to bounce back …

Lacey got a lot of backlash last week after EVERYONE said that her husband mounted their TV in the wrong place. She vehemently disagrees and called on several experts to get their take on the great TV debate.
Plus, …

Isn't it great to always be right? That's the way Lacey feels after she found this survey that proves that her husband is a dirty hoarder… But Amy doesn’t get to gloat this time because when she confronted her hubs on …

Lacey wore a dress that has changed her life... and also, her funeral arrangements.
Plus, an article about clever ways to get revenge made Amy and Lacey share their own retaliation stories. We've all done it before... …

It's time for a little bragging... and maybe a little bit of shaming too. Lacey finally found the ONE thing that she can do better than her husband. …

We consider ourselves to still be in the 'honeymoon' phase of this podcast so get to know more about us! Did you know that we don't hold anything …

Lacey and Amy took advantage of the long weekend by being adventurous... and it turned into a disaster for Amy and her family! Find out why they weren't happy campers.... and the strange inner dialogue that Lacey had …

Lacey and Amy share the things that annoy them the most... and you might be able to add Lacey's singing to your own list after you listen to this podcast.
Are you guilty of any of these annoying habits? Did we miss any …

What better way to get through a Monday than with a little ma'am room mini debate? Lacey poses a question to someone that she believed to be the most …

Amy's had a bad week, Lacey's had a rough couple of days... and it doesn't help that they have been fighting and one of them majorly insulted the …

It's almost Mother's Day and in lieu of gifts, cards, or anything else meaningful, Lacey and Amy decided to talk about their moms and some other …

The Fyre Festival was so bad, they called it the Hunger Games for rich kids. We haven't messed up that badly but we do have some epic fails of our own. Listen to the ladies of the ma'am room- Lacey, Amy and Ana- discuss …

Someone called Lacey a name on social media and after being mildly offended, she realized that they were completely right. Find out that and other words that accurately describe Lacey and Amy... Even Jenna Owens and …

This new 'It' trailer is affecting the clown biz.... and it's all because people are already afraid of clowns! Are you?
We aren't but we have our own share of fears and it makes us wonder... Are these legitimate fears …

Lacey’s husband really stepped up and took care of her when she was sick… even though she did a horrible job of caring for him when he needed it.
Amy shares some sweet stories too, and has a completely different take on …

Children can be cute, they can be bold and sometimes, they can be the worst! Find out why an ungrateful child went viral, a brutally honest way to …

I don't know about you but we can make things a little awkward, whether it's a weird celebrity interaction, an inappropriate comment, or just …

We are not brunette bullies trying to pick on the blondes but we have had our own share of stupid moments. Listen to our 'blonde moments' and please …

We've all gotten into a stupid fight with our significant others. Amy and her husband have an ongoing one that keeps coming up, and Lacey had one …

What do you think your last words to your loved ones will be compared to what it would be in reality? We are so guilty of the nonversation (not a …

We are not some of those people that like to place blame on others but you never know if your words or actions will change the course of someone's life. Because of you, this podcast happened so take a listen.
And I …

I'm not saying that we are moving too soon (it's me, it's not you) but we did jump into this podcast without letting anyone really get to know. Get to know about us while we rattle off some fun facts about our life! And …

New year, new you, right? Wrong. Rather than making personal improvements this year, Lacey and Amy have given up doing some things that others would …

Sometimes we like to just get on our high horse (or in this case, a microphone) and rant and rave about stuff that we are passionate about it... It's passionate, it's problematic.... and it's all bundled up in this …

I think I'm starting to see a theme here... We are slightly weird... but hopefully funny too.
So we brought in our equally weird buddy, Greg Jake, to …

While skipping to the bathroom one day, holding hands because we are the best of buddies, we realized that it is weird that we do that. That make us …

Do you ever think about weird things, like how would your funeral be? How many will you have? And if you were to pass out funeral fun bags, what …

So we've all played the game Never Have I Ever, right? Well, Amy and Lacey decided to do that with a twist... It's pretty much a game of calling each other out. What kind of dirt do we have on each other? Listen to find …

After seeing an old reality dating show called Baggage, we wondered what kind of personal baggage we bring to table... and the results are …