How many times can you really sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs before you're ready to launch the paper towel dispenser out the nearest window? (Apparently the answer is 84, but we won't discuss how we know that.) To ease the pain of yet another 20 seconds standing at the sink, a group of podcasters h… read more
Written and Produced by Just Press Playhouse
Music by Just Press Playhouse
Vinny: Orlando Segarra
Little Kid: Lindsey Kelly
Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico!
Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296
Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758
TRANSCRIPT
(Upbeat party music. It's not a wild party and it's not
boring it's just eh... A Little Kid walks up to Vinny
who is pumping up a balloon. )
VINNY Hi there! Want a balloon sword?
LITTLE KID: (obnoxious) You're slow.
VINNY Uhh, what?
LITTLE KID: I bet I can make one faster than you.
VINNY Hey! I can be fast if I—
LITTLE KID: Let's race!
VINNY I'm not gonna race you, kid.
LITTLE KID: Race me so I can stab you with my sword!
VINNY You're on! Get ready to taste latex, son!
LITTLE KID: (serious) Shut up and pump.
(They each grab a balloon and pump. A hush falls
over the party.)
LITTLE KID: Hurry up, old man!
VINNY I'm not old, I'm twenty two!
(Squeaks of balloons being twisted. )
LITTLE KID: I win!
(Grunts as he thrusts his sword at Vinny. Balloon
pops.)
VINNY AAAHHHHH!
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