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Les Poésies d’Héloïse

117 EpisodesProduced by HéloïseWebsite

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0:46

L’Hippopotame

Poésie de Pierre Coran

Pour plaire à sa femme
Qui le trouvait gros,
Un hippopotame
A fait du judo.
Pour plaire à sa femme
Qui le trouvait laid,
Un hippopotame
Fit du karaté.
Quand l’hippopotame
Se vit mince et beau,
Il dit à sa femme
Qu’elle pesait trop
Et qu’elle avait l ’air,
A côté de lui,
D’une montgolfière
En papier verni.
Pour plaire à sa femme
Et avoir la paix,
Notre hippopotame
Redevint plus laid.
Il mangea sans faim
Tant de soupe aux herbes
Que sa femme enfin
Le trouva superbe.

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