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Lawyers on the Rocks podcast

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Lawyers on the Rocks features Jeremy Eldridge, Kurt Nachtman and Adam Crandell. This triumvirate of lawyers will give you their unsolicited opinion on everything legal and illegal, while enjoying a handcrafted cocktail.


#67 - Climax & Black Fly w/ the things you DIDN'T learn in law school

On this week's episode the guys sample two mini bottles in the cabinet.  Climax Wood-Fired Whiskey and Black (spanish) Fly Maple Whiskey.  The results are interesting.  They also deviate from their regular topics to give a Top Ten list of things you DIDN'T learn in law school.

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Top Ten things you didn't learn in law school

10. Being responsible for someone's life, liberty and fortune is stressful

9. Jack of all trades = master of nothing. Know your limits and don't be a generalist.

8. Some clients will always be unhappy.

7. when the client is unhappy, learn to recognize it and dot your "i's" and cross your "t's"

6. Just give the refund, especially if it's a small amount.  A refund is not worth a grievance.

5. Being a successful lawyer in private practice often has NOTHING to do with being a good lawyer.

4. Client selection is a luxury and necessity.  The best client is the one you turn down.

3. Lawyers are assholes.

2. Lawyers will make you drink.

1. How to be a Lawyer.

Lawyers on the Rocks features Jeremy EldridgeKurt Nachtman and Adam Crandell. This triumvirate of lawyers will give you their unsolicited opinion on everything legal and illegal, while enjoying a handcrafted cocktail. Lawyers on the Rocks is sponsored by the Law Office of Eldridge, Nachtman & Crandell, LLC and produced by Up Next Creative, LLC.

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