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Podcasting from beautiful downtown Pennsyltucky Pennsylvania.Now all new sans any woodland creatures.

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Thank You China Part 1

May 16th, 2020


I finally return and I think I am on another planet, possibly of the Apes

Senora JGT mets TexMex

August 19th, 2018


You'll never get Morticia Adams to wear a sombrero.

Too many steps spoil the meal.

Keep Pringles on hand in case of an emergency 

Reverend Squirrel Larry

May 8th, 2018


Who'd ordain a squirrel? The same site that would ordain a shoe.

What color is your crayon.

Be sure to wear your Trump mask if you visit the tart tour

Shecky the Squirrel meets Alexa

February 12th, 2018


Larry always needs a little drama in his life. Noe he gets his fur all ruffled over a new edition to the staff. he once thought he was being replaced by a kazoo.

Did ya miss us?

January 16th, 2018


Hi, we're back after a very long hiatus, (actually a nap).

The Rise Of Ogre Wilson

August 27th, 2017


Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 600 Pound 9 foot Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy.

Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The …

The Total Eclipse Of The Squirrel

August 22nd, 2017


A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful.

More Fake News from the best source of fake news.

When the moon covers the …

Internal Combustion with Squirrel Larry

July 23rd, 2017


It may be a little thing to you but you never know what lies just beneath the surface of an angry squirrel.

More Fake News today

Larry joins"The Resistance"

July 1st, 2017


Who'd thunk dancing the boogaloo would eventually turn a squirrel into an American icon.

Larry Does Fake News

May 13th, 2017


 Give the squirrel at shot at the small time and you cannot tell the fake news from the real.

Irish Larry and Game Night

March 20th, 2017


On St.Patty's Day, rodents sing.

Don't play board games with the Mrs. or her Mom as they cheat.

No house or hotel will ever be safe again on a …

Squirrel Larry Reveals-The Interview

February 4th, 2017


Once you get a squirrel talking you may be shocked at the revelations.

The truth about Punxatawney and that lay lowlife Phil.

Chuckie is a babe magnet, and a very fine dancer.

The Wall

January 31st, 2017



This ain't no Pink Floyd.

If you ask Mom to grab your skates, double check or you may be humiliated.

Walls are for your own good, or so I am told.

Texting,Emoticons and K's Oh My!

January 23rd, 2017


We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses.

Mother to children"you never respond to my text"

Children reply "I sent you a K".

and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get …

Canine Gazette News Of The Day 1-4-17

January 4th, 2017


Newsprint is not dead...just waiting for the Doggie Zombie Nation to arise.

Go ahead and read your Yahoo News, while we take over the new media.

We're smarter than Mr.Ed and Flipper combined.

New Year 2017

December 31st, 2016


No wonder I hate New Years.

Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans.

I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.


Just Another Christmas Story

December 23rd, 2016


Just another Christmas Story.

Hope yours is a good one.

Avoid the Donnies in life and always have plenty of batteries on hand

Merry Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

Eating Season Begins

October 22nd, 2016


6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time.

If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles.

Appease the masses with …

Send in the Clowns

October 10th, 2016


You may as well sleep through the 2nd debate...nothing to see here.

The real news is out there, on the streets, lurking behind every corner just waiting to hurl a cream pie.

Be kind to all who don the rainbow wig for …

I See Dead People

August 13th, 2016


Cut the Cable but Betty White Lives on.

If you're in the dog-house you get Rabbit Ear duty.

Kiss Like Dawson, but get some hand-sanitizer.

Dead people don't listen too well.

The Pigeon Boy

July 31st, 2016


Squirtles are everywhere, and so are the gamers.

Walk, don't run or your liable to get injured, or receive a nickname.

Keep your left vertebrae strong, stay healthy and watch those Cheetos.

Dog Days of Summer

June 25th, 2016


The mighty dog, Emperor of the pet kingdom.

The Emperor has no fur!

Cats are demanding justice.

Everyone's a hater...and the kingdom is crumbling.

Or is it?


Snow Jobs and Marmot Roasting

February 6th, 2016


Two magnetic scotty dogs don't' always repel, they sometimes can agree when there's butt-kicking to do.

How's your Marmot?  I like mine dipped in Buffalo Sauce.

I got the Fever

January 14th, 2016


Happy New Year to both the Amish and the Mummers.

Will you or your work-mates hit the giant Powerball?

How about Hillary Clinton?

If you do, can you spare a few bucks? 

XMAS 2015 Powerball for Mary & Joseph

December 26th, 2015


Wawa won't close for Christmas...give Billy the Day off.

After all the true meaning of Christmas is kindness, giving and balloon lawn cartoon creatures.

Papal Week In Pennsyltucky

September 23rd, 2015


Come on down, grab a spot and munch on a soft pretzel while you watch the large tv's with millions of others waiting in line to use the Port-A-Johns.

Labor Day Comedies and Groin Shots

September 6th, 2015


Can two married polar-opposites find commonality in a Redbox video?

Mickey D meets Mr. Snarkey

July 12th, 2015


How come jaygerardtoday is so snarkey today?  When you eat a Happy Meal each day shouldn't you be less grumpy? Why do woodland creatures adore him, …

Spring Cleaning & Mother's Day

May 11th, 2015


Can you find another Podcast that combines Eskimos,hoarding,spring cleaning,Mother's Day AND Larry King? Watch out for boardwalks,encyclopedias,Mormons and lovely parting gifts.

Groundhog Day & Weather Babes

February 4th, 2015


We want acccuracy in weather prognosticators...or we want blood.

War of the Pines

December 24th, 2014


Living in the State of Pennsylvania where German immigrants claimed to have given America the Christmas tree and somehow we can't seem to have one.

Gone A Fowl

December 1st, 2014


Why didnt anyone think of this before?

Unique ground floor opportunities only arive infrequently that you have to jump on them while they're still …

Not too dumb to opt out of Halloween

October 25th, 2014


Yes you can do the unthinkable, unimaginable, the impossible.

Opt out of Halloween without a fight.

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