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1 – The Strangest Podcast of Them All

April 13th, 2014

30:38

In which we begin at the beginning: everything clicks with #3, Professor Xavier is a jerk, Magneto is a fearless fashionista, Cyclops gets a name, Jean Grey has a chronic



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2 – Sentinels in the Mist

April 20th, 2014

43:11

In which we introduce the villains of the Silver Age: Magneto makes some valid points, Mastermind is a Nice Guy of OkCupid, the Scarlet Witch …

3 – Cartoons, Lies, and Video Tape

April 27th, 2014

44:05

Featuring Emergency Backup Co-Host Chris Sims! In which Rachel and Chris X-plain three cartoons and track a disagreement to its source; Gambit is definitely the worst person you know; Broadcasting...



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4 – American History X-Men

May 4th, 2014

49:15

In which Rachel finally gets to say “WHAT?!,” we examine three variations on the Silver Age, Twin Peaks is reality TV, we can’t believe you hired Hitler, Angel is not Batman,



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5 – The Retcon That Walks Like a Man

May 11th, 2014

42:03

In which the Bronze Age begins; Dave Cockrum is your god now; the band gets together; Sunfire joins the team; cultural sensitivity is not Marvel’s …

6 – Days of Future Whatever

May 18th, 2014

38:22

In which we more or less prepare you for the upcoming feature film; Rachel Summers is a black hole of continuity; Kitty Pryde breaks the Danger Room; …

7 – Cyclops Has a Good Day

May 25th, 2014

47:44

With guest Greg Rucka! In which death is a revolving door, we really liked Days of Future Past, space pirates are the best pirates, Vulcan is (still) …

8 – What We Talk About When We Talk About Claremont

June 1st, 2014

41:37

In which Chris Claremont defines the X-Universe; Sunfire quits the team (again); Nightcrawler is the best; the narrator is nobody’s friend; Colossus …

9 – Leprechaun Surprise Party

June 8th, 2014

47:19

In which Rachel refuses to back down from a challenge, we reject a point of canon, Leprechauns know Wolverine’s secrets, Erik the Red is (still) …

10 – Not All Mandroids

June 15th, 2014

45:42

In which Phoenix has nothing on Jamie Madrox when it comes to retcons, Pterosaurs have super punchable faces, Colossus gets laid, we are uninterested …

11 – Who Would Win in a Fight

June 22nd, 2014

42:57

In which we answer 45 straight minutes of your questions and alienate everyone with our answer to Jean vs. Emma, Miles is probably too nice to win in a fight,



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12 – Inner Circle Jerk

June 29th, 2014

43:08

In which we wade into the first arc of the Dark Phoenix Saga, Rachel does not like Sage, the Hellfire Club are the mean girls of the Marvel Universe, Cyclops



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13 – Last Stand on the Moon

July 6th, 2014

38:55

In which Jean commits genocide, the Shi’ar are total dicks (again), we have feelings about X-Men #137, Claremont and Byrne do what they do best, shit gets real on the



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14 – Look Upon My Man-Thing and D’Spayre

July 14th, 2014

51:27

In which Canada is complicated, the X-Perts join Twitter, Rachel cares about a Wolverine story, Angel had one job, Kitty Pryde is pretty cool, …

15 – The Ballad of Harvey and Janet

July 20th, 2014

40:05

In which we announce exciting new developments, the ASPCA should probably have a word with Emma Frost, Kitty Pryde gets a new costume, Lee Forrester …

16 – The Official Unofficial Not-at-SDCC (Rachel and Miles X-Plain the) X-Men Panel

July 28th, 2014

40:20

In which we correct a startling omission, explore the current state of the X-Universe, and speculate wildly; Quentin Quire has excellent fashion …

17 – The Island of Dr. Corbeau

August 4th, 2014

34:55

In which we make our Comics Alliance debut, Cyclops makes a startling discovery, Carol Danvers joins the team (sort of), Chris Claremont calls out …

18 – You’ve Got a Dracula Problem

August 10th, 2014

47:36

In which Dr. Nemesis is delightful, Bill Sienkiewicz foreshadows himself, Dracula hits on absolutely everyone, Blade Godwins a crossover event, …

19 – Acorns and Swords

August 17th, 2014

40:26

In which we continue our delve into the eldritch end of the X-Universe, Illyana Rasputin has a rough childhood even by X-Men standards, Kitty Pryde is a Niven fan, Limbo



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20 – The Brood They Carried

August 24th, 2014

51:34

In which Claremont levels up; the Brood are legitimately scary; Colossus is an ethical dude; Nightcrawler and Wolverine share beers in the face of …

21 – Kurt Busiek at the Coffee-a-Go-Go

August 31st, 2014

48:39

In which special guest Kurt Busiek is the J. Robert Oppenheimer of X-Men, Rachel and Miles learn to love the Silver Age, Cyclops gets a job, Bernard the Poet falls



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22 – Through Death and Through Life

September 7th, 2014

41:29

In which Rachel and Miles celebrate an anniversary with a retrospective of one of the great romances of the Marvel universe; the Summers/Grey family tree is more of a transdimensional



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23 – Meet the New Mutants

September 21st, 2014

39:46

In which Rachel and Miles return triumphant, the X-Men get a second ongoing series, we hit peak Moira MacTaggert, R-A-H-N-E is definitely pronounced “rain,” Sam Guthrie is the nicest henchman,



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24 – Ororo, Queen of the Galaxy

September 28th, 2014

38:22

In which Professor X is (canonically!) a jerk, Miles has Sidrian Hunter feelings, Kitty Pryde is Clarissa Darling with a dragon, we introduce a drinking game, the X-Men do Barbarella,



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25 – The Best at What He Does

October 6th, 2014

47:49

In which Wolverine gets his first miniseries, Yukio is still (and forever) the best, we categorically reject the classification “manic pixie …

26 – The Other Team America (featuring Chris Sims)

October 12th, 2014

54:10

In which Danielle Moonstar is the Wolverine of the New Mutants, Henry Peter Gyrich is the Walter Peck of the Marvel Universe, Michael Rossi is no …

27 – NYCC 2014 Special with Kris Anka and Russell Dauterman

October 19th, 2014

38:30

In which we sit down with two of our favorite X-artists for an hour of continuity, character design, and a lot of wine; Corsair is the coolest; Emma …

X-TRA – Greg Pak at New York Comic Con

October 23rd, 2014

17:11

Rachel caught up with Greg Pak during NYCC–on no sleep, and on the con floor, so apologies in advance for the sound–to talk about Storm, Storm, team …

28 – What’s New, Shadowcat? (Featuring Greg Rucka)

October 27th, 2014

43:35

In which we welcome back Greg Rucka, Rachel makes a valiant effort to read Secret Wars, Earth-200500 is still the best Earth, Kitty Pryde and …

29 – Mutant in a Box

November 3rd, 2014

45:53

In which Cyclops is the worst at vacations, Mystique is your favorite MurderMom™, Havok is eternally ABD, Kitty Pryde does science, Callisto doesn’t give a damn about her bad reputation,



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30 – New-Wave Superteens in Love

November 9th, 2014

46:01

    In which the New Mutants are the Bobbsey Twins to the X-Men’s Sam Spade; Nina da Costa is Ms. Frizzle; New Mutants does a Rachel-and-Miles cold …

31 – Chekhov’s Raygun

November 16th, 2014

50:46

In which there is a whole, whole lot going on; we continue to have no use for Michael Rossi; Wolverine should be an advice columnist; Forge makes …

32 – Off the Map

November 24th, 2014

50:37

In which we hit the definitive arc of New Mutants; Bill Sienkiewicz blows our minds; Rachel gets choked up over a credits spread; Rahne gets a makeover; Doug Ramsey is



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33 – Crossoverload

December 1st, 2014

53:24

In which we dive into two crossovers; our DCU is the DCAU; the Greys just cannot catch a break; Darkseid is basically Santa Claus; the Phoenix Force has Cyclops feels;



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34 – Mordenkainen’s Marvelous Mutants

December 8th, 2014

52:32

In which we venture forth into an age undreamed of, there are so many reasons to have Northstar on your team, Selene is the worst guest, Rachel X-Plains Conan, Cyttorak is



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35 – Post-Disco Panic

December 15th, 2014

51:12

In which literally every character in Dazzler: The Movie is the absolute worst; Beauty and the Beast is secretly kind of awesome; Ann Nocenti is an …

36 – Steal This Podcast

December 21st, 2014

47:24

In which we play Six Degrees of Lila Cheney; Cannonball gets a makeover; Earth does not in fact blow up; the X-Men like their s’mores with thinly veiled allegories; and



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37 – Giant-Size Special #1

December 28th, 2014

1:52:02

In which we launch our first-ever giant-size special; God Loves, Man Kills is the definitive X-Men story; Bobby makes his R&MXtXM on-air debut; …

38 – Welcome to Murderworld (Feat. Chris Sims)

January 5th, 2015

45:45

In which we welcome back Emergency Backup Co-Host Chris Sims; comics writers are basically supervillains; Cyclops is not here to have fun; Spider-Man flirts with objectivism; Murderworld is probably...



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39 – Forever Alone Together

January 12th, 2015

48:58

In which Miles and his Doom voice return triumphant; we reach an understanding regarding Lila Cheney; Mob science is pretty shoddy; Magneto has fancy hair; New Mutants Xavier is Best Xavier; no



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40 – Give Them Something to Punch (With G. Willow Wilson)

January 19th, 2015

43:47

In which writer G. Willow Wilson joins us to talk about her new run on X-Men; the Future is really confusing; we consider the many iterations of Rachel Grey; Storm



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41 – Hated and Feared

January 25th, 2015

46:12

In which Nimrod is probably an honorary Summers by this point; Claremont hits a centennial; it’s probably pretty hard to get an unconscious person into tight leather pants; the X-Men



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42 – A Firestar Is Born

February 1st, 2015

37:19

In which Miles has a brush with nostalgia; Angelica Jones is secretly a Thomas Hardy protagonist; it doesn’t need to make sense if it’s awesome; and Emma Frost really needs



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43 – It’s Not a Secret If It’s in the Title

February 9th, 2015

46:56

  In which we cover 21 issues in one episode; Secret Wars is a toy commercial; Jim Shooter’s X-Men are not the X-Men to which we are accustomed; Doctor Doom



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44 – Assembling Legion, with Si Spurrier

February 16th, 2015

52:09

In which Legion grows from setting to protagonist; Rachel is a master of narrative rationalization; “Claremont” is a verb; Warlock befriends an airplane; Xavier owns a significant mistake; New...



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45 – A Woman Who Could Fly

February 22nd, 2015

41:47

In which we discard our regularly scheduled programming to focus on Storm and Lifedeath II; no one draws motion like Barry Windsor-Smith; Storm goes …

46 – Shadows Over Cairo

March 1st, 2015

45:39

In which we bid a fond farewell to Bill Sienkiewicz; Secret Wars II continues to ruin everything; the New Mutants end up in an improbable number of gladiatorial arenas; Shadowcat’s



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47 – The Price of Power (feat. Elisabeth Allie)

March 9th, 2015

1:00:58

In which Emergency Backup Co-Host Elisabeth Allie saves the day; the Berserkers are not the breakout hit you’ve been waiting for; Paul Smith …

48 – Guitar Solos of the Gods

March 16th, 2015

59:22

In which Asgardian Wars occupies the precise intersection of Miles’s favorite things; Marvel Asgard is your favorite metal album; no one appreciates …

49 – Of Mullets and Miracles

March 23rd, 2015

52:46

In which we meet Miles’s favorite X-Man; Longshot is Secret Wars II done right; we are fairly committed to the idea of Ann Nocenti as a post-apocalyptic daredevil superhero; Longshot



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50 – The People Vs. Erik Lehnsherr

March 30th, 2015

42:45

In which Magneto makes an official alignment shift; Claremont does a court drama; Professor Xavier makes poor choices; Rachel Summers comes by her communication skills honest; the Strucker kids are



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51 – The X-Istentialists, Featuring Kris Anka, Marguerite Bennett, Kieron Gillen, and Peter Nguyen

April 6th, 2015

42:14

In which Rachel and Miles go to Emerald City Comicon; six people try to share one microphone with varying success; you will never love anything as much as Kris loves Broo;



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52 – Previously on Rachel & Miles X-Plain the X-Men…

April 13th, 2015

40:07

In which we recap a year’s worth of podcasts–and 23 years’ worth of X-Men–in under an hour. X-PLAINED: Rachel & Miles X-Plain the X-Men, Episodes 1-51 Uncanny X-Men #1-200 &



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53 – Sometimes They Come Back

April 20th, 2015

44:13

In which Wolverine doesn’t care about your baby; Storm takes charge; duels are terrible bases for systems of government; editorial mandate is hell on …

54 – Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elle Collins)

April 26th, 2015

38:11

In which the X-Men get their third ongoing series; Elle drops in to x-plain the Defenders; the band gets back together; rich people are not like the rest of us;



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55 – How Nightcrawler Got His Groove Back

May 3rd, 2015

39:45

In which Secret Wars II ruins everything (more) (again) (forever); Rachel Summers hates the Beyonder almost as much as we do; Miles gets mad at comics; Nightcrawler does not do



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56 – Death by Crossover

May 11th, 2015

44:20

In which nothing comes between Sam Guthrie and his classic sci-fi allusions; Sunspot tries; the Beyonder is really scary; you can have Danielle Moonstar’s agency when you pry it from



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57 – Apocalypse Soon

May 17th, 2015

49:30

In which Miles tries to find things to like about Bob Layton’s X-Factor run; Cyclops’s life is literally an anxiety dream; X-Factor is very Leverage; …

58 – Miniseries Mayhem

May 25th, 2015

51:46

In which Nightcrawler does Weird Tales; Iceman does Back to the Future; we want a vacation home in Dave Cockrum’s brain; Bamfs are terrible; the 1983 Iceman miniseries is straight-up bananas;



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59 – X is for Xtinction, with Chris Sims & Chad Bowers

June 1st, 2015

55:22

In which Chris and Chad teach us to stop worrying and love the ‘90s; the line between parody and homage is thin and flexible; everything happens at the mall; no



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60 – Rachel Summers and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

June 8th, 2015

48:56

In which Rachel Summers went to sleep with Wolverine’s claws in her dreams and now there’s claws in her lungs and when she got out of bed this …

61 – Even Horses

June 15th, 2015

58:15

In which the band gets back together; Dani faces down Death; Sam takes Lila home to meet his mom; revenge is a dish best left unserved; there is nothing sadder



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62 – Giant-Size Special #2

June 22nd, 2015

2:03:00

In which we welcome Logan Bonner, Mikey Neilson, and AdministratriX Tina to the gaming table for an original X-Men Animated Adventure; the real enemy is BS&P; Australia is kind of terrible;



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63 – Wildways

June 29th, 2015

1:01:28

In which cartoon logic is terrifying; it’s immensely frustrating to be Doug Ramsey; Psylock gets evil robot eyes; queer subtext is not just for the …

64 – Ski Lodge of Apocalypse

July 6th, 2015

49:18

In which Louise Simonson saves X-Factor; Apocalypse gets off to a rough start; Cyclops is bad at people; Apocalypse should be the Kingpin of X-Men; …

65 – The Mutant Massacre, Part 1

July 13th, 2015

51:45

In which we hit the first big X-centric crossover; a lot of Morlocks die; X-Factor is a dark farce; Kitty Pryde talks down a mob without using racial slurs; when



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66 – The Mutant Massacre, Part 2

July 20th, 2015

50:20

In which we wrap up our first official two-parter; Gambit ruins everything; Rachel has a theory about Mister Sinister; Marvel communication …

67 – Shadow of the Technarch

July 27th, 2015

53:36

In which the New Mutants get unstuck in time; Robert the Bruce is surprisingly shallow; Sentinels dabble in decoupage; Rachel pitches a comic; there’s no such thing as a happy Magneto



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68 – The Most Dangerous Game

August 3rd, 2015

52:26

In which we catch our breath after the Mutant Massacre; Miles’s taste is both epic and adorable; Dazzler’s Achilles heel is fame; Madelyne Pryor; it’s hard to be a teenage



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69 – Weird Science, with Elle Collins & Graeme McMillan

August 10th, 2015

1:24:16

In which Elle and Graeme save the day; Hank McCoy joins the real world (sort of) (briefly); Carl Maddicks may or may not be undead; academic discourse in the Marvel



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70 – Forget It, Jake; It’s X-Factor

August 17th, 2015

58:37

In which everything is terrible; miscommunication triangles are way more awkward than love triangles; Boom Boom is universally delightful; Miles has …

71 – The Once and Fuchsia King

August 24th, 2015

1:02:03

  In which the New Mutants return from space; Professor Xavier ruins everything; Magneto is the Craig Pelton of X-Men; Cypher carouses shamefully …

72 – Thrown Under the Plot Bus

August 31st, 2015

49:22

  In which Dazzler is not a team player; Longshot is the Zonker Harris of the X-Men; Juggernaut is That Guy; Rachel and Miles channel Statler and Waldorf; and Alex



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73 – Evolving Evolution, with Robert N. Skir

September 7th, 2015

54:19

In which Rachel holds down the fort; Robert N. Skir X-Plains several cartoons; teenagers are basically mutants; Southern goths are the best goths; …

74 – This Dumb Rumpus

September 14th, 2015

1:00:18

  In which Franklin Richards is definitely a normal human meat child; Thing’s code-name is delightfully ambiguous; your kids are probably robot …

75 – By Their Deeds You Shall Know Them

September 21st, 2015

47:41

  In which Masque is the worst Morlock; makeouts are a good reason to learn to control your powers; Cyclops and Marvel Girl are terrible role models; …

76 – Live at Rose City Comic Con, with Ann Nocenti, Jeff Parker, & Chris Yost

September 28th, 2015

49:36

  In which we record our first live episode; Rose City Comic Con is AMAZING; Ann tells us how to torture the X-Men; Jean Grey needs more friends; Chris survives



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77 – Die Hard With a Lobster

October 5th, 2015

55:04

  In which we relax our definition of X-book; we really want Sunspot to grow a mustache; Miles gets an excuse to say “shillelagh”; Bill the Lobster goes on a



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78 – The Eye Killers and Other Cautionary Tales

October 12th, 2015

53:22

  In which we persevere in the face of adversity; Storm goes on a quest; Mr. Sinister makes his first appearance; Dazzler learns about teamwork (again); it still sucks to



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79 – Bear on a Boat

October 19th, 2015

1:08:53

  In no one trusts Magneto; Dr. Druid is the comfiest superhero; She-Hulk wants to punch a meteor; Rachel and Miles are really bad at both nature and …

80 – For the Mutant Who Has Everything

October 26th, 2015

54:58

  In which we go back in time to take a look at two annuals; everyone is really excited about Excalibur; Claremont ups his illusion game; Horde …

81 – The Kids Are All Right, with Dennis Hopeless

November 2nd, 2015

43:16

In which we sit down with one of our favorite writers to talk about his upcoming series; the X-teens take to the road; Season One is kind of Friday Night



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82 – Birds and Boys

November 9th, 2015

50:41

  In which Louise Simonson’s New Mutants run gets off to a rough start; drugs are not a reliable way to impress your space girlfriend; Magma gets a character arc;



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83 – Live at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival

November 16th, 2015

46:34

  In which we travel back in time to 1979 for our second live convention special; X-Men Annual #3 desperately needs a Queen soundtrack; George Perez …

84 – The Fourth Horseman

November 23rd, 2015

53:38

  In which Franklin Richards is the center of a disproportionate number of X-Men specials; Quicksilver without powers is comedy gold; Luna is the …

85 – Secret Convergence on Infinite Podcasts, Part 9: Complex Continuity, with Paul O’Brien and Kieran Shiach

November 29th, 2015

1:08:47

In which Miles finally makes it to Battlepod; we delve into our favorite continuity snarls for the benefit of the Beyonder; Kang is everyone; we’re …

86 – Legends (Fall of the Mutants, Part 1 of 3)

December 6th, 2015

57:37

In which we begin our 3-part coverage of Fall of the Mutants; Roma is very good at her job; strange things are afoot in Dallas; Mystique’s parenting skills are somewhat



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87 – It’s Always Darkest… (Fall of the Mutants, Part 2 of 3)

December 14th, 2015

51:47

In which the New Mutants learn that they are not, in fact, immortal; Louise Simonson finds her stride; the Ani-Mator makes Cameron Hodge look downright reasonable; hating humans is Magneto’s



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88 – …Just Before Dawn (Fall of the Mutants, Part 3 of 3)

December 21st, 2015

1:00:05

  In which X-Factor finally comes out ahead; Jay and Miles weigh in on the X-Men: Apocalypse trailer; En Sabah Nur is better at theater than tactics; no one does



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89 – Giant-Size Special #3 (feat. Kyle Yount, Logan Bonner, Elle Collins, & Chris Sims)

December 28th, 2015

1:57:27

  In which Jay and Miles finally X-Plain some Excalibur; Kyle interviews the X-Perts; Logan gets up-close and personal with the X-Men; Elle casts Excalibur; Chris X-Plains Santa Claus; and



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90 – Ghosts of the Outback

January 4th, 2016

56:33

  In which the X-Men move to Australia; O.Z. Chase is definitely not a werewolf; Dazzler is a smart, glittery laser cookie; Gateway falls into some …

91 – The Saddest Story Ever Told

January 11th, 2016

49:44

  In which New Mutants #64 is the saddest single issue of any X-book ever; the New Mutants have to grow up fast; Warlock comes to terms with mortality; The



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92 – Living in Ship

January 18th, 2016

43:55

In which X-Factor loves press conferences, Archangel provides many opportunities for terrible puns, Cyclops gets to be happy for a whole five pages, …

93 – The Discreet Charm of the Brood

January 25th, 2016

51:04

In which airplanes are really dangerous if you’re a mutant, Magik remembers that time she dreamed about remembering a dream, those who live by mystically bad judgment die by mystically



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94 – WELCOME TO DIE! (feat. Elisabeth Allie)

February 1st, 2016

49:52

In which Miles and Elisabeth X-Plain Pryde of the X-Men; Magneto is somehow even worse at branding than Mystique; the X-Universe is in desperate need …

95 – Earthfall

February 8th, 2016

51:38

  In which the X-Men finally follow up on a dropped plotline; you should probably not mess with abandoned star sharks; “Dawn of Blood” is a sometimes …

96 – Horsemen of the Playground

February 15th, 2016

1:00:45

  In which we play Evolutionary War Mad-Libs; it’s probably a bad sign when Apocalypse decides you need an intervention; Dani is (briefly) the new …

97 – The Crooked World

February 22nd, 2016

1:07:25

In which we venture out of our wheelhouse; Contest of Champions is ridiculous in any medium; Captain Britain would like you to unhand that elf; the …

98 – Between Alien Visitations and Drunken Sulks

February 29th, 2016

1:06:13

  In which we continue our coverage of pre-Excalibur Captain Britain; S.T.R.I.K.E. is D.U.C.K. is W.H.O.; the R.C.X. is one lapse in judgment away from on-the-job cosplay; Meggan levels up;



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99 – Those Who Walk Away from Genosha

March 7th, 2016

59:30

In which the podcast gets a new name; Jay starts (another) imaginary band; mutant issues break away from the metaphor; Genosha’s leading industry is cognitive dissonance; invisibility to electronic...



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100 – Unexpected Wonder, with Chris Claremont

March 13th, 2016

1:28:49

In which Miles follows his heart; subtext becomes text; and we celebrate a very special milestone with a very special guest. NEXT EPISODE: Gossamyr …

101 – Not Bad, Just Drawn That Way

March 21st, 2016

58:48

In which it’s pretty much always terrible to be Magik; Y is a sometimes vowel; Wolfsbane is a secret Disney Princess; feelings ruin everything; and …

102 – Baby Race 2000

March 28th, 2016

50:29

In which Beast’s DNA is basically held together with spit and baling wire; Boom Boom wins MVP; Angel goes full goth; Cameron Hodge loses his head; …

103 – Warwolves of London

April 4th, 2016

54:53

  In which Excalibur is x-tra x-ceptional; we once again gush at length about Alan Davis; Kurt Wagner is reliable with the ladies; nothing in Excalibur is ever perfectly normal;



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104 – The Noodle Incident (feat. Brett White & Dennis Hopeless)

April 11th, 2016

1:11:06

In which Brett White joins us for a look at the current state of the X-line; Dennis Hopeless helps shed some light on a persistent mystery; Brett has a lot



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105 – Live from ECCC with Kris Anka, Al Ewing, Scott Koblish, & G. Willow Wilson

April 17th, 2016

49:59

  In which continuity has its eyes on you; the multiverse is so complex that we have to drag Al Ewing out of the audience to X-plain it; the X-Men



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106 – The X-Terminators

April 25th, 2016

58:31

In which Nextwave is both canon and not-canon; Inferno officially begins; X-Terminators is basically a cartoon; Bill Gaines cannot catch a break; Artie and Leach are superbabies; Takeshi Matsuya is



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107 – Fairy Tale Ending

May 2nd, 2016

59:15

  In which everyone’s got Inferno issues; Brett Blevins makes it work; Belasco is conspicuously absent from Inferno; you should never go into Hell …

108 – What Price Glory

May 9th, 2016

1:03:25

In which we recap nearly 200 issues in under three minutes; Madelyne Pryor is the Medea of X-Men; Mister Sinister takes the stage; Dazzler is basically an ’80s movie refugee;



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109 – The Passion of Madelyne Pryor

May 16th, 2016

59:59

  In which you should not presume to judge Madelyne Pryor by your standards; we wrap up the core plot of Inferno (but still somehow have two episodes …

110 – Lights, Camera, Apocalypse!

May 23rd, 2016

53:29

In which the X-Men cinematic universe is a really mixed bag; Kang the Conqueror ruins everything; everyone wants a Sphinx hovercraft; Elle was right; and we bring you up to



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111 – You’ll Have to Look Inside for That

May 30th, 2016

1:03:21

In which Wolverine gets a wolverine; the Crazy Gang meets their match; Inferno is business as usual for Excalibur; Alan Davis covers are the best …

X-TRA – Jay & Miles Overthink X-Men: Apocalypse

June 1st, 2016

50:28

In which we release a mid-week bonus episode and generally spoil the hell out of X-Men: Apocalypse! This episode comes courtesy of our rad Patreon subscribers. If you want to join their



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112 – Embers of Inferno (feat. Sam Humphries)

June 6th, 2016

1:17:31

In which we cover (almost) all of the Inferno tie-ins with the help of writer Sam Humphries; the Marvel Universe used to be really X-Centric; Jarvis is unstoppable; Daredevil fights



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113 – Play It Again, Patch

June 13th, 2016

58:36

CONTENT NOTE: Episode 113 contains fairly extensive discussions of fictional violence, including gun violence. If you don’t want to listen to that …

114 – Meltdown

June 20th, 2016

1:28:27

In which Havok and Wolverine head to Mexico; Havok tries his hand at noir; Wolverine gets serious about hair gel; Meltdown is probably not actually a …

115 – So Many Teeth (feat. Max Carleton)

June 27th, 2016

35:58

In which Jay and Max brave the X-Men anime; the problem isn’t in Wolverine’s pants; Xavier is for once less villainous than he seems; Emma Frost gets …

116 – The Pooper of This Party

July 4th, 2016

1:06:36

In which Jubilee makes her fabulous debut, the X-Ladies visit Hotbods, the X-Dudes accidentally (and drunkenly) save the world, Longshot is Sexy …

117 – How to Pee Like a Supervillain

July 18th, 2016

48:26

In which Gossamyr definitely probably doesn’t get blown up; we engage in a long and surprisingly canon-based exploration of Hellfire Club bathroom etiquette; the New Mutants break up with Magneto;



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118 – Extrude the Grappling Arms!

July 25th, 2016

56:22

In which you really can’t compete with Cable; the X-Men may or may not ditch a funeral; Nanny extrudes the grappling arms; Boom Boom is more responsible than she looks;



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119 – Red Night of the Soul (feat. Elisabeth Allie)

August 1st, 2016

1:06:09

In which Elisabeth hacks the Matrix; Magneto is the worst at small talk; Hela overreaches; parents just don’t understand human speech; everything is better with super-rings; Selene has a Xena



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120 – Observed by a Family of Lizard People

August 8th, 2016

1:03:03

In which everything is worse with Nazis; Excalibur gets its groove back; Meggan has an identity crisis; Kitty gets a crush; a dragon gets interdimensional sanctuary; and the Cross-Time Caper



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121 – Two Sides of a Narcissistic Coin (feat. Ben Acker)

August 15th, 2016

55:06

In which Jay may or may not have sold their voice to a sea witch; Gambit and Deadpool are somewhat lackadaisical superheroes; everything Fat Cobra …

122 – Boom Boom Von Doom and the Ontology of Monsters

August 22nd, 2016

1:09:04

In which the back-up stories of Atlantis Attacks are way better than the main event; the Serpent Society is hilarious; Longshot finds a rock; the S.U.R.F.E.R.S. are no Neutrinos; our



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123 – Mojo Mayhem

August 29th, 2016

56:21

In which Jay and Miles return to Rose City Comic Con; “Having a Wild Weekend” is the mash-up t-shirt of Excalibur stories; swears are for everyone; Arcade is not a



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124 – The Cruelest Planet

September 5th, 2016

1:04:45

In which everyone dies (or something); every Summers is miserable in their own way; we are pretty done with Nanny and the Orphanmaker; Lady Deathstrike is a surprisingly astute art



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125 – Giant-Size Special #4

September 12th, 2016

2:15:04

In which Logan Bonner, Max Carleton, and Crystal Frasier hike up their boxers and join us at the gaming table for an X-Men: Evolution tabletop …

126 – Live at Rose City Comic Con, with Greg Pak

September 19th, 2016

47:06

In which we return to Rose City Comic Con and somehow manage to one-up last year’s Stryfe cold open; Greg Pak has secretly written all of the …

127 – Disaster City

September 26th, 2016

54:37

In which we get back on the continuity train; everything is the aftermath of Inferno forever; you should never fight a tractor or a horse without …

X-TRA – Sofa Special (feat. Al Ewing)

September 30th, 2016

1:32:04

We’re celebrating International Podcast Day with a bonus mid-week episode! In which Jay and Al settle down in the living room to talk about cats, conventions, X-karaoke, Summers Brothers road



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128 – A Stupid Way to Die (Judgment War, Part 1)

October 3rd, 2016

56:08

In which X-Factor goes to space; Miles gets judgmental about spelling; Paul Smith returns to an X-title; Celestials are a pain; Judgment War is the …

129 – They Don’t Allow Dragons in Here (The Cross-Time Caper, Part 1)

October 10th, 2016

1:02:03

In which “Cross-Time Caper” is something of a misnomer; Excalibur is an awful lot of fun to summarize; none of us will ever live up to Oscar Wilde’s …

130 – The Soule Protocols (feat. Charles Soule)

October 16th, 2016

39:23

In which writer Charles Soule joins us for a (spoiler free) discussion of Death of X and how to make mortality matter in universes where death is a …

131 – The Reaver Bunch

October 24th, 2016

58:47

In which Jubilee is the sassiest Xenomorph; Lady Deathstrike is way too good for the Reavers; Wolverine gets a sidekick; Forge arm wrestles the …

132 – Nornheim Lemonade

October 31st, 2016

57:56

In which Rusty is an honorary Bluth; we bid a sad farewell to Bret Blevins; Hogan the Grim is probably the best at bedtime stories; Asgard has really tight hat



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133 – Feisty Little Fellow from the Stars (Judgment War, Part 2)

November 7th, 2016

1:03:11

In which the plot thickens; Jay and Miles fix Avatar; Ship is a good bro; you are in space right now; the Beginagains go full This Island Earth; …

134 – Live at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival (feat. Scott Koblish)

November 14th, 2016

50:33

In which Deadpool and X-Men ’92 artist Scott Koblish joins us to present the Summers Family Tree as you’ve never experienced it before; the X-Men go …

135 – Kurt Wagner, Warlord of Mars (Cross-Time Caper, Part 2)

November 21st, 2016

55:34

In which the Cross-Time Caper continues; alliteration is awesome; someone else’s geopolitical conflict is not an appropriate place to play out your …

136 – Fill-In Frenzy

November 28th, 2016

53:41

In which we find the idea of Jack Kirby as G-d deeply comforting; “Jercules” is our new favorite insult; the difference between camp and divinity is …

137 – Kicky Kinko Killers (feat. Sarah Kuhn)

December 5th, 2016

1:23:35

In which author Sarah Kuhn joins us to talk about Asian-American and Asian-British representation in superhero comics; Psylocke is the literal embodiment of British imperialism; Jubilee speaks for us...



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138 – What Would Dazzler Do?

December 12th, 2016

1:02:27

In which we continue to follow the post-Siege Perilous X-Men; Dazzler finally makes her big-screen debut; Callisto gets a day job; Colossus gets a …

139 – Starjammed

December 19th, 2016

53:05

In which Spotlight on Starjammers is basically a RPG module; Jay may or may not have developed superpowers; artfully tattered clothing is a Summers …

140 – Unto Us a Retcon Is Given (feat. Dennis Hopeless)

December 26th, 2016

50:39

In which writer Dennis Hopeless returns to the show for an informal introduction to the (first) mutant messiah; Cable is the best-case retcon …

141 – Reason to Go to the Devil

January 2nd, 2017

58:59

In which we ring in the new year with Cable’s on-page debut; it’s really the ’90s now; we enter the third major era of New Mutants; what Liefeld lacks in



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142 – The Monster at the End of This Comic

January 9th, 2017

55:19

In which Jay and Miles make a personal announcement; moles (probably) don’t lay eggs; Angel is full of angst and flechettes; there’s always room for …

143 – Seduction of the Innocent

January 16th, 2017

1:02:23

In which the Cross-Time Caper has finally outstayed its welcome; we bid a reluctant farewell to Alan Davis; Inferno may or may not finally actually be over; Evil Doug Ramsey



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***TO ME, MY X-MEN***

January 21st, 2017

0:43

We got up to plan for the new episode and decided that if the X-Men stand for anything, it’s fighting injustice. The Winter Special will go up on Sunday, January



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144 – Giant-Size Special #5 (feat. Kid Apocalypse)

January 30th, 2017

1:35:27

In which we get a visit from Kid Apocalypse and debut a track from his upcoming album; Jay No-Prizes Community; Rahne of Terra is pretty damn …

145 – Remy & ‘Ro

February 6th, 2017

1:06:33

In which Val Cooper remains the club queen of U.S. Intelligence; the Shadow King is a huge jerk; Storm is a badass at any age; Gambit gets off to a



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146 – Asshole Factor (feat. Elisabeth Allie)

February 13th, 2017

1:14:26

In which Elisabeth plans for her reign as Omniversal Majestrix; Hulks and moons are two great tastes that go great together; Nightcrawler takes the …

147 – The Beginning of the End of the Beginning

February 20th, 2017

1:09:31

In which the New Mutants get a new status quo (and new costumes); we have deeply mixed feelings about Rob Liefeld; Cable is the comprehensive sex-ed to Xavier’s staunch denial



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148 – That’s So Ravens

February 27th, 2017

1:06:31

In which Archangel falls in with the LARP crowd; all yuppies are (probably) vampires; Beast is kind of a jerk; there are a lot of reasons to be mad at



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149 – Panning for Callbacks

March 7th, 2017

1:08:46

In which Old Man Logan is probably better than it deserves to be; Steve McNiven is magical; the post-apocalyptic future probably belongs to the LARPers; Miles’s dad may or may



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150 – Live at ECCC, feat. Dennis Hopeless & Charles Soule

March 13th, 2017

49:33

In which writers Dennis Hopeless and Charles Soule join us for a live episode at Emerald City Comic Con, Age of X is the world’s worst morale boost; …

151 – Czars of Kung Fu

March 20th, 2017

1:07:21

In which Laura easily is worth a dozen Old Mans Logan; Charlotte Jones is the EveryCop; Genosha remains a fairly versatile allegory; Hydra are totally Nazis; Jubilee gets the best



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152 – Ghosts of Future Present

March 27th, 2017

1:18:17

In which Franklin Richards makes everything more complicated; Reed Richards is a terrible parent; Days of Future Present is a surprisingly good ghost story; Valeria Richards is awesome (but does



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153 – Mermaid Parade

April 3rd, 2017

58:02

In which Miles gets an etymology lesson; Nightcrawler is the most dateable guy in the X-Universe; Meggan is basically all the cryptids; Michael …

154 – Leaning into the Metaphor (feat. Sina Grace)

April 10th, 2017

44:18

In which incoming Iceman writer Sina Grace joins us to talk about the coolest X-Man; Adult Bobby Drake gets the spotlight; no one looks too closely …

155 – X-Tinction Event

April 17th, 2017

1:00:33

In which the X-Tinction Agenda begins in earnest; Jim Lee rocks our world; Cable doesn’t need any Mickey-Mouse schedules; Jean Grey is not paid by …

156 – Genosha Strikes Back

April 24th, 2017

1:02:50

In which we hit the Empire Strikes Back of X-Tinction Agenda; it’s hard to be Laura Kinney; the psychic knife makes its debut; Evil!Sexy Moira retains some moral high ground;



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157 – Melted to Slag

May 1st, 2017

1:16:36

In which the X-Tinction Agenda reaches its Return of the Jedi; Wolverine is a weaponized nuisance; HR would like a word with Gambit; Havok gets …

158 – No Focus, Less Direction

August 7th, 2017

1:04:47

  In which we return triumphant from hiatus; it’s still always Inferno in here; no one should ever under any circumstances date Cameron Hodge; …

159 – Childhood’s End

August 14th, 2017

1:09:18

***NOTE: We’re aware of the audio issues in this episode. We’re still troubleshooting our cross-country setup. Thank you for your patience!*** In which Stryfe is the Jan Brady of the



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160 – Hank McCoy and the Hickey of Destiny

August 21st, 2017

1:02:31

  In which the ladies love Hank McCoy; feelings are terrible; wereStarlins stalk the night; Stan Lee is definitely trying to sell you a car; Iceman has a lot to



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X-TRA – FlameCon 2017 Sofa Special, feat. Sina Grace, James Tynion IV, and Niki Johnson

August 23rd, 2017

1:32:22

WHAT?! Less than a month back, and it’s a brand new mid-week bonus episode! In which Jay, Niki, Sina, and James drink fancy Scotch and talk FlameCon; what X-Men means



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161 – Do You Even Howl, Bro?

August 28th, 2017

1:28:36

In which we return to Excalibur, and Excalibur returns to form; “Girls’ School from Heck” is way better than we remembered; Jay has strong feelings …

162 – Naked In Canada

September 4th, 2017

1:08:13

In which almost everyone is better than Romulus; Barry Windsor-Smith continues to draw the best naked X-Men; Jay has strong feelings about …

163 – Shut Up, Conscience

September 11th, 2017

1:08:12

In which Rose City Comic Con was in fact pretty awesome; we return to Marvel Presents; Colossus has a bad day; Ann Nocenti engages in some bipartisan …

164 – This Is the Mutant Revolution: Live at Rose City Comic Con

September 18th, 2017

49:46

In which Jay and Miles finally sit down for an in-depth discussion of the political weight of superheroes and what the X-Men mean to us in America’s …

165 – Pop Rocks

September 25th, 2017

  In which Charles Xavier returns to the pages of Uncanny X-Men; Storm is out of our league forever; Miles would be a terrible president; Psylocke …

166 – Proteus Has Two Mommies

October 2nd, 2017

1:11:45

In which we finally announce our NYCC panel lineup; Boom Boom is the Gina Linetti of X-Force; we don’t actually know very much about the New Warriors; Cable grows as



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167 – Full Circle

October 9th, 2017

1:10:37

In which things are not as they were; “yaybopunk” is definitely our aesthetic; Cable is officially foreshadowed; and the NYCC live show did in fact go really well! X-PLAINED: Cable’s



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168 – Live at NYCC, feat. Chris Claremont & Louise Simonson

October 16th, 2017

54:37

In which X-Legends Chris Claremont and Louise Simonson join us for our first-ever live show on the East coast! NEXT EPISODE: Bits ‘n’ Bobs No visual companion this week, but



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169 – Bad Kansas

October 23rd, 2017

57:43

In which Justin Thyme is a forgotten superstar of comics; Nazis should pretty much never be used as a metaphor; Charles Xavier is somehow even worse …

170 – Minor Punitive Heart Attacks

October 30th, 2017

59:28

In which Miles speculates about superheroes’ sex lives; Doctor Doom is an incorrigible scamp; the Lady of the Lake visits California; Captain Britain …

171 – Badly Punctuated Equilibrium

November 6th, 2017

1:08:16

In which 1991 runs right into 2010, X-Factor: Endgame (and everything after it) never happened, Jay covets the hell out of Cyclops’s X-Factor: Forever jacket, Apocalypse’s alternative universe...



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172 – The Muir Island Saga, Part 1

November 13th, 2017

In which you are probably more familiar with this show than Jay and Miles are; Paul Smith makes good art; the Shadow King is so extra that his …

173 – The Muir Island Saga, Part 2

November 20th, 2017

1:12:00

In which Abs-lantis will not be denied; “slightly traumatized” is basically the default state of Xavier’s original students; we pick up the slack for …

174 – Ed Piskor’s Grand Design

November 27th, 2017

59:52

In which Jay sits down with cartoonist Ed Piskor to talk about the upcoming X-Men: Grand Design! NEXT EPISODE: X-Men: Gal Pals! The visual companion to this episode can be found



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175 – Lady Windermere’s Fan Club

December 4th, 2017

1:02:00

In which Gambit is transatlantically terrible; Rick Leonardi is the poor man’s Alan Davis (but in a good way); we try and fail to care about British …

176 – My Flashback With Andre

December 11th, 2017

1:07:28

In which we were on public radio; it’s probably best just to ignore Romulus; Miles still hasn’t seen the Prisoner and should be very ashamed of …

177 – The Less You Know

December 18th, 2017

1:08:36

In which we discuss several Very Special Issues; the real cautionary tale is not to trust Hank McCoy; horses are vehicles of lies and heartbreak; the X-Men shill for a



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178 – Giant-Size Special #6

December 25th, 2017

2:19:17

In which we enter a new era of X-Men; Magneto reluctantly returns to villainy; Jay tries to like X-Men volume 2; when in doubt, you should open your …

Not Exactly 179…

December 31st, 2017

Hi, Listeners! Due to travel-related connectivity issues, we’re taking an involuntary holiday break. We’ll be back with the actual episode 179 next …

179 – Sincerely, An Evil Individual

January 8th, 2018

1:09:38

In which X-Factor gets a revamp; Larry Stroman is the best part of 1991; Havok used to have principles; Multiple Man is his own worst enemy; Jay’s …

180 – Lawful Badass

January 15th, 2018

1:05:38

In which Jay is deeply invested in The Gifted; Trevor Fitzroy is generally inexcusable; there are a lot of reasons to be uncomfortable in the Hellfire Club; the mix just



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181 – Badgers Everywhere

January 22nd, 2018

59:48

In which X-Force is the cotton candy of comics; Jay & Miles overanalyze; eye spots are not the new domino masks; Feral is all about some murder; Black Tom and



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182 – Lunch With Technet

January 29th, 2018

56:21

In which Alan Davis spins dangling plot threads into gold; comics artists are storytellers; Technet is a feature, not a bug; Brian Braddock’s issues …

183 – Mutant Death Factor

February 5th, 2018

1:13:37

In which Miles is almost caught up on The Gifted (but still hasn’t seen The Prisoner and should be very ashamed of himself); Omega Red is a cool …

184 – Sweetcakes

February 12th, 2018

1:12:06

In which the 616 was inside Age of X all along; everyone is very sassy; an attempt at political commentary falls very flat; Wolfsbane kills a straw …

185 – Becoming Wolverine (feat. Tom Taylor)

February 19th, 2018

1:01:05

In which All-New Wolverine and X-Men Red writer Tom Taylor joins us to talk friendship, heroism, pelican statues, and how to build on legacy without …

186 – Right in the Melee

February 26th, 2018

58:37

In which you are the wind beneath our wings; Sunfire doesn’t quit the team even once; the X-Men do “Judgment War,” kinda; Iceman’s clothes are mostly incidental; Mikhail Rasputin is



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187 – Mermaids at the Center of Time

March 5th, 2018

1:05:29

In which Lee Forrester deserved better; we have somehow made 187 of these; Bizarre Adventures is accurately named; the Grey sisters do not steal a yacht; trite jerks are doubly



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188 – Live from ECCC, feat. Bret Blevins, Rachelle Rosenberg, & Ramon Villalobos

March 12th, 2018

57:10

In which Jay makes a sartorial switch; Hope Summers is less confusing than you might expect; we are very happy to present our first all-artist convention special; Ramon kills his



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189 – How Do You Solve a Problem Like Nate Summers?

March 21st, 2018

58:35

In which Jay’s mom broke the Internet; correct credits are important; everyone has a Danger Room; no one needs that many teeth; there are so many reasons to laugh at



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190 – Local Yokels

March 26th, 2018

1:06:21

In which the term “bloodlust” shows up a lot in popular culture; Wolverine pees between panels; Michael Higgins has a lot to answer for; Jay wants to …

191 – Unconscionably Sexy (feat. Kelly Thompson)

April 1st, 2018

1:05:32

In which writer Kelly Thompson joins us to talk Rogue and Gambit; Antarctica is Earth’s answer to the Blue Area of the Moon; Kelly unfreezes one of the great X-romances;



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192 – Meet the N-Men

April 9th, 2018

59:44

In which Alan Davis’s Excalibur is a spiritual sibling to The Muppet Show; Captain Britain gets a Captain Britain lesson; Opal Luna Saturnyne has no time for your nonsense; Meggan



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193 – Sewers of Tomorrow

April 15th, 2018

1:05:16

In which we pour one out for Malcolm and Randall; Cyclops is the worst at fun; Storm is better than you and always will be; Bishop forgets his first …

194 – Brood Trouble in the Big Easy

April 23rd, 2018

1:02:13

In which Ghost Rider has some fairly serious medical issues; you should probably never invite Bishop to a picnic; Gambit’s past catches up with him; …

195 – Johnny Got His Robot Arm

April 30th, 2018

57:02

In which Jay may have Stockholm syndrome; Nick Fury is objectively sillier than G. W. Bridge; we get a brief artistic reprieve; Cable’s legal …

196 – The Power Is Yours

May 7th, 2018

1:11:19

In which space bugs break time; you may already be a member of Excalibur; Earth-616 remains somewhat baffled by basic telecommunications technology; …

197 – Wolverine and the Honker of Doom

May 14th, 2018

1:16:14

In which Wolverine is an eternal teenager; most of what Jay knows about Hawaii comes from Lilo and Stitch; Shiv is a complicated fellow; Nightcrawler …

198 – How to Destroy the Universe Without Really Trying

May 20th, 2018

1:06:02

In which Excalibur goes 16-bit platformer; Alysande gets new threads; Shadowcat should probably just change her code name to Ripley; Captain Britain …

199 – Space, Geeks, and Gaveedra Seven

May 28th, 2018

1:12:47

In which Shattershot is definitely better than the Cold War; Beast X-plains the X-teams; Cyclops is a tired babysitter; sustenance is not frivolous; …

200 – Lightning in a Bottle, with Louise Simonson

June 3rd, 2018

1:49:25

In which we celebrate a major milestone with the coolest person ever to work on the X-books and look back at the last four-plus years of the podcast; …

201 – Pump Up the Jam

June 18th, 2018

57:13

In which we begin our third podcast century; Cyclops is bi-inclusive; we have high standards for Mojoworld; Dazzler can survive your big-budget horror show; Jim Lee makes his exit; video



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202 – Rhapsody in Blue (and Gold)

June 25th, 2018

50:31

In which music is dangerous and confusing, Jamie Madrox has a weakness for femmes fatale, the term “f-holes” makes Miles turn 12, and we bid a fond …

203 – The X-Man’s Burden

July 1st, 2018

59:22

In which the Morlocks used to have more agency, we have a surprising amount to say about the Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Archangel receives some exceptionally disturbing



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204 – Naughty By Nurture

July 9th, 2018

1:12:22

In which Jay runs away to Latveria (but Hub is here to save the day!); you shouldn’t eat the brown promethium; Magneto and Cap fight over the world’s …

205 – Back to Basics

July 16th, 2018

57:53

In which Jay returns from Latveria; Sabretooth is significantly less menacing in French; Fabian Nicieza takes the reins; X-Force wins our hearts and minds; Gideon plunders Flash Gordon’s wardrobe;...



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206 – Anatomy of a Phoenix

July 23rd, 2018

55:11

In which you should all come see us at FlameCon; all lizards are good lizards; we recap a recap; the Phoenix force is really complicated; Earth-99476 …

207 – Blood and Metal

July 30th, 2018

58:35

In which Miles has a Dracula problem; we are really, really excited about FlameCon; Fabian Nicieza is the unsung hero of the early ’90s; Jay doesn’t …

208 – The X-Patriots

August 6th, 2018

49:23

  In which nobody wears the pants in the X-Plain family; Havok is a remarkably okay boss; Polaris may want to find a new doctor; Quicksilver has no …

209 – To Me, My X-Books; feat. Jordan D. White

August 12th, 2018

1:08:34

In which we welcome Marvel editor Jordan D. White to the podcast to talk about the current state of the X-Universe! X-PLAINED: The cosmic luck balance Mr. Dapples A remarkable



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210 – The End of Tomorrow: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 1 of 3)

August 20th, 2018

55:33

In which you may or may not have your own Black Bug Room; FlameCon was in fact every bit as wonderful as we projected (and more); Caliban hates true …

211 – A Cornucopia of Mayhem: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 2 of 3)

August 27th, 2018

51:47

In which Jubilee is underwhelmed by X-Force; Havok and Gambit make weirdly good buddy cops; Department K is a hot vacation destination; Cable is secretly a Coen Brothers protagonist; you



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212 – Drumbeats of Despair: X-Cutioner’s Song (Part 3 or 3)

September 3rd, 2018

56:24

In which nobody but Stryfe’s diary understands him; Apocalypse is the best at what he does (and what he does is remarkably versatile); Scott and Jean weaponize their clichés; Jae



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213 – Live from FlameCon, feat. Sina Grace, Magdalene Visaggio, and Leah Williams

September 10th, 2018

45:56

In which Leah dives headfirst into the world of con panels; Magdalene will burn down your idols; Sina is a fashion icon; none of the X-Men are …

214 – Stryfe’s Burn Book

September 17th, 2018

1:02:32

In which “wolves” proves a remarkably broad category in the 616; we at least nominally wrap up X-Cutioner’s Song; Stryfe could really use a style …

215 – Mon de Orb Uno

September 24th, 2018

51:58

In which we finally emerge from the other side of X-Cutioner’s Song; rich people are different from us; Brian Braddock is probably not comfortable with menstruation; Dai Thomas cleans up



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216 – X-Amining X-Factor (feat. Dr. Andrea Letamendi)

October 1st, 2018

1:12:48

In which Dr. Andrea Letamendi of Arkham Sessions joins us to analyze some analysis; Doc Samson has major scope-of-practice issues; Ren & Stimpy references continue to fail to age well;



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217 – Piotr the Obscure

October 8th, 2018

52:54

In which it sucks to be a Rasputin; X-Men and Uncanny X-Men muddy the waters; Cyclops and Psylocke’s weird flirtation somehow manages to get even …

218 – Careful What You Lick

October 15th, 2018

1:02:29

In which X-Cutioner’s Song may be over, but its repercussions continue; Uncanny X-Men hits a major milestone; superhero comics are and always have …

219 – Brutal Hearts: An Appreciation of Emma Frost (feat. Seanan McGuire, Leah Williams, Tea Fougner, Kel McDonald, and Diana Fox)

October 22nd, 2018

1:10:37

In which Jay recruits X-writers Seanan McGuire and Leah Williams, cosplayer Tea Fougner, and innocent bystanders Kel McDonald and Diana Fox, for a night of Emma Frost appreciation. X-PLAINED: Why



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220 – On Your Bike

October 29th, 2018

55:14

In which we approach the end of Alan Davis’s Excalibur run; “duopenultimate” is not actually a word; Captain Britain pops the question; we do in fact …

221 – Better Than LEGO

November 6th, 2018

57:54

In which Miles stops worrying and learns to love X-Force; you should absolutely not google the phrase “face jam”; the kids take a field trip to …

222 – A Tale of Two Betsys

November 12th, 2018

1:00:53

In which it has been a pretty intense month; there is a lot to unpack about Psylocke; we are confused by hip teen lingo; Cyclops definitively lacks game; organized crime



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223 – Live at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival

November 19th, 2018

40:15

In which Dracula probably doesn’t drink his blood from a World’s Greatest Dad mug; Miles massively underestimates the cultural ubiquity of Sexy …

224 – Fix the Future

November 26th, 2018

54:08

In which Alan Davis performs his pièce de résistance; the personification of Death is surprisingly supportive; Rachel Summers is the One True …

225 – Class Reunion (feat. Austin Gorton)

December 3rd, 2018

1:08:08

In which we check in on Firestar and the New Warriors; superheroes often celebrate Bring Your Mom To The Amazon Day; Fabian Nicieza employs only the finest of lampshades; and Emma Frost still



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226 – Les Mutants

December 10th, 2018

59:14

In which Havok actually used to be pretty great; there are at least four attorneys in the Marvel Universe; Genosha continues to be wildly problematic; Hieronymus Bosch was not Comics Code-compliant;...



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227 – Wolverine, Killing

December 16th, 2018

57:03

In which Cowboy Poet Wolverine is the best Wolverine; the Masters of the Universe basically had Internet Cat names; Miles has an Early Metallica …

228 – Thinkin’ Shorts

December 24th, 2018

55:28

In which it still sucks to be a Rasputin; John Romita Jr. has a solid, if muscular, grasp of anatomy; Jay and Miles are better exes than Forge and …

229 – Giant-Size Special #7

December 31st, 2018

2:09:37

In which we are beset by festivity; Scott Summers still can’t take a vacation; the Daysprings are a really good family; “G’journey” is a really good greeting; Stryfe is his own namesake; retcons have...



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230 – Touchstones

January 14th, 2019

1:00:31

In which tragedy strikes; leisure suits are underappreciated; Jubilee is fundamentally opposed to feelings; that MCU joke would definitely have been …

231 – Life Bites

January 21st, 2019

59:47

In which DC is out of our bailiwick; Random gets around; someone finally makes an explicit reference to disability politics; death has not improved …

232 – Careful With That Axe, Cerise

January 28th, 2019

45:36

In which we’re still not over Into the Spider-Verse; Excalibur becomes an official X-book; Feron tries to help; Butts are fundamental; we care about the weird stuff; threats are unnecessary; and we...



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233 – Electromagnetism Unlimited

February 4th, 2019

1:04:24

In which X-Men Unlimited begins; Cyclops’s powers remain wildly inconsistent; electromagnetic fields are the gamma rays of the early ‘90s; Siena …

234 – Magnetic Feels (Fatal Attractions Part 1)

February 11th, 2019

49:43

In which the Acolytes are pretty terrible; Exodus considers his options; Val Cooper is not wildly trustworthy; Cable uses his words; and people with …

235 – Fatal Extractions (Fatal Attractions, Part 2)

February 18th, 2019

1:06:37

In which Magneto may or may not own a Namor body pillow; Cyclops probably doesn’t color-code his files; Colossus is Not Okay; bats are nature’s …

236 – Baggage of Traumas Past (Fatal Attractions, Part 3)

February 25th, 2019

1:04:00

In which Decimation was kind of sketchy; you should definitely come see us in Seattle; Wolverine has a rough day; Colossus has yet another rough day; …

237 – X-Treme

March 4th, 2019

52:42

In which there is only one Big Pine Key; Empyrean is actually a pretty sensible dude; the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are ride-or-die; you should …

238 – Meet Them Where They Are

March 11th, 2019

1:00:12

In which X-Force is the new New Mutants; Professor is what Cable has instead of a burn book; Cable develops emotional literacy; Jay has a lot of feelings about Shatterstar; Cowboys can be wizards,...



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239 – Rap and Rumble (feat. Max Carleton)

March 19th, 2019

1:06:06

In which we enter the era of bomber jackets; the covers are the cards; Genosha remains neither green nor pleasant; the A is for “Avengers,” not “A-list”; Henry Peter Gyrich is the straightest of men;...



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240 – Live at ECCC 2019, feat. Vita Ayala, Seanan McGuire, & Leah Williams

March 25th, 2019

58:43

In which we sit down live at Emerald City Comic Con with writers Vita Ayala, Seanan McGuire, and Leah Williams to talk Age of X-Man, the intergenerational legacy of X-Men, and telling stories in the...



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241 – Conducive to Moral Subversion

April 1st, 2019

54:17

In which Quicksilver wants you to know that he’s not cool; X-Factor gets a new government liaison; a danger room on a jet is a terrible idea; this …

242 – Spider-Mansfield Park

April 8th, 2019

42:45

In which we encounter one of comics’ greatest rarities; Spider-Man cannot actually do whatever a spider can; Flash Thompson subscribes to the …

243 – And Now We Are Five

April 15th, 2019

1:01:27

In which we celebrate a red-letter birthday with a look back at five years of milestones, favorite moments, dubious headwear, and our own convoluted …

244 – Terminal Nudity

April 22nd, 2019

54:10

In which X-Men don’t get to take vacations; Jay makes a somewhat belated announcement; sometimes Gambit is legitimately pretty cool; the assassins …

245 – Natural Causes

April 29th, 2019

45:11

In which Rogue flouts air traffic regulations; Jay is very sorry for how badly he butchers Gambit’s accent; stealth is directly proportionate to how …

246 – Foreshadow Puppets

May 6th, 2019

54:44

In which Danielle Moonstar is not a master of disguise; the MLF are bad enough dudes to kidnap a guy who works near the president; Tempo wasn’t even supposed to be here today; Reignfire is no...



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247 – The Butt-Kick Scale

May 13th, 2019

59:07

In which the Hand probably doesn’t even offer dental; literally everyone is less creepy than the Joker and Harley Quinn; toxic masculinity is …

248 – Destructo Woman

May 20th, 2019

52:28

In which Tom Cassidy and Cain Marko may be the most stable couple in the Marvel Universe; Rory Campbell is no Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau; Siena Blaze remains a big jerk; the Cassidy family...



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249 – The Parent Trap

May 27th, 2019

58:24

In which Sabretooth is weirdly ubiquitous; Maverick is a terrible guest; not all second chances are equivalent; Graydon Creed is the red delicious apple of people; Mystique is the master of murder...



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250 – Minding the DNA, feat. Fabian Nicieza

June 3rd, 2019

1:03:45

In which writer Fabian Nicieza joins us to talk ‘90s crossovers, narrative legacies, and what Adam X’s word balloons really sound like!



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251 – Triple Word Score

June 10th, 2019

1:00:18

In which Jay proposes a new way of comparing superheroes; Beast faces an ethical dilemma; Mister Sinister has an Xavier moment; Sabretooth is a terrible houseguest; Cyclops totally gets what you see...



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Jay & Miles Spoil the Hell out of Dark Phoenix

June 14th, 2019

52:30

We had a long conversation about Dark Phoenix; and we have uploaded it here for your edutainment!

WARNING: CONTAINS A WHOLE LOT OF SPOILERS FOR DARK PHOENIX.



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252 – Snakes on a Trolley

June 17th, 2019

1:06:00

In which Miles invokes Freddie Mercury; Polaris is more competent than the rest of X-Factor put together; Armageddon theology does not intersect well …

253 – Autumn in the Uncanny Valley

June 24th, 2019

59:32

In which an engagement begins; Jean Grey’s Walden Puddle counterpart is definitely Nicole; Cyclops is the telepathic equivalent of a pit trap with …

254 – Carry Each Other

July 1st, 2019

1:02:57

In which Nicole Miller is fashion designer to Earth-1218 and Earth-616, Jay rejects the word “bestest”, we kind of want to just read every word of …

255 – Rules of the Game

July 8th, 2019

57:42

In which the Upstarts are the worst at Calvinball; Moonstar remains a non-mystery; Speedball gets a new costume; Shinobi Shaw never gets to finish a bath; Gamesmaster comes perilously close to...



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256 – Mullets of Time and Space

July 15th, 2019

1:00:15

In which you raised a lot of money for Trans Lifeline; we continue to miss Alan Davis; Rory Campbell should not be narrating a climactic event; …

257 – The Adventures of Rachel Summers in the 37th Century

July 22nd, 2019

57:37

In which Rachel Summers’ continuity somehow becomes even more complicated; X-Men: Phoenix is pretty much a Star Wars (minus the stars); cultural …

258 – True Believers, Opportunists, and Crooks (feat. Lisa Winters)

August 4th, 2019

1:04:01

In which Lisa Winters pinch-hits for Jay, we take a trip to the newspaper funnies and back, Spider-Man and Beast are natural BFFs, nothing good ever happens at the Brand



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259 – Kwannon Leap

August 12th, 2019

1:01:36

In which fix-it fic goes canon (or vice versa); Psylocke is a complicated individual and/or individuals; assassins have complicated personal lives; it is probably ethical to tell your teammates about...



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260 – Professor Power’s Prodigal Podcast

August 19th, 2019

1:02:04

In which we explore the aftermath of Multiple Man’s death; X-Factor has a lot of feelings; it probably sucks to grieve with Charles Xavier; neither …

261 – Out of the Subtext, Live from FlameCon with Vita Ayala!

August 26th, 2019

55:47

In which we return to our favorite convention; writer Vita Ayala remains an absolute legend; everything was always already queer; and nobody should …

262 – Science Fiction Double Feature

September 2nd, 2019

59:59

In which the Phalanx would make pretty fun novelty candy; “B-Plot” implies that we only have 26; nobody will take Jubilee to the movies; Repo Man and …

263 – The Oldest Teens of Them All

September 9th, 2019

53:38

In which Cable and Domino may or may not be very old teenagers; disguises are not Dani Moonstar’s strong suit; Empath remains awful; Shatterstar …

264 – Autotune the Phalanx

September 16th, 2019

50:21

In which we celebrate our 100th episode with producer Matt Hunter; you should always be kind to robots; Stryfe has a lot of very petty contingency …

265 – Rude Awakenings

September 23rd, 2019

1:04:52

In which Glen Danzig was the most popular Wolverine fancast for a weirdly long time; breasts have physical mass; the Shi’ar empire is not your …

266 – They’re Good Dogs, Miles

September 30th, 2019

50:24

In which Havok goes surfing; Malice eats a poodle; Strong Guy’s ex is a big jerk; Sinister’s gotta Sinister; and Miles learns about a meme. X-PLAINED: The Puppet Master X-Factor



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267 – The Saddest Joyride

October 8th, 2019

56:45

In which Emma Frost is a better Iceman than Bobby Drake; Generation X is aggressively foreshadowed; Malcolm and Randall are the Rosencrantz and …

268 – Disquettes

October 14th, 2019

1:01:49

In which Excalibur addresses a number of dangling plot threads, Britanic finally gets (somewhat) interesting, Kitty really wants Douglock to be Doug, Professor Xavier and Moira MacTaggert are the...



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269 – NYCC 2019 Sofa Special: Double Dactyl, feat. Seanan McGuire

October 21st, 2019

1:11:42

In which Seanan and Jay break down their favorite X-Villains; technically everyone is always cosplaying Mystique; Magneto remains the gold standard; …

270 – X-Ray Goggles and Mail-Order Lizards (feat. Steve Stokes)

October 27th, 2019

50:35

In which we hear from two generations of Stokeses for the price of one, buying comics for your son is a great way to rationalize reading them …

271 – Abs for Days (The Phalanx Covenant, Part 1 of 3)

November 4th, 2019

1:01:36

In which we’re finally both back in the virtual studio; Generation X is the new Inferno; the Phalanx Covenant begins; we’re not talking about Hickman in our coverage of this story; Banshee is the...



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272 – Children of the Phalanx (the Phalanx Covenant, Part 2 of 3)

November 11th, 2019

1:02:16

In which Ship was inside Cable all along; Life Signs is the Two Towers of the Phalanx Covenant (but only in the bad ways), it’s lucky that the Phalanx doesn’t have WiFi; Nightcrawler embraces chaos;...



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273 – The Back-End Creep (The Phalanx Covenant, Part 3 of 3)

November 18th, 2019

1:00:40

In which we have been on All the Podcasts; Full Shred Thrash is easier to say that it sounds; the Phalanx uses dial-up; Cable is a very large man; …

274 – The Red Shoe Prophecies (feat. Chris Eddleman)

November 25th, 2019

1:03:47

In which Chris Eddleman joins us for a close look at House of X and Powers of X; Doug Ramsey is highly relevant; resurrection is problematic in a universe with a documented afterlife; there is no...



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275 – End of the Summer

December 2nd, 2019

1:00:47

In which Professor is too cool for the Phalanx; fatphobia is significantly more dangerous than Fred Dukes; Strong Guy catches a plane; Emma Frost …

276 – Wizard Problems

December 9th, 2019

53:36

In which Excalibur gets a regular writer again; we judge a book against against its covers; nothing good ever comes from being sexy on Muir Isle; and …

277 – Hedgehogs of Cairo

December 16th, 2019

48:54

In which Sauron is a huge nerd; the Savage Land is where Marvel stores the weird stuff; an etymology detour does not come from the X-Pert you’d …

278 – A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing

December 23rd, 2019

54:20

In which Moonstar really wasn’t fooling anybody; Bird Brain is somehow still alive; Cassidy Keep is weird; Gene Ha draws excellent Storm; Reeva Page …

279 – Giant-Size Special #8

December 30th, 2019

2:37:42

In which Jay would absolutely fight Christmas; we welcome guest X-Perts Christina Strain and Chip Zdarsky; a gift arrives; we consider the …

280 – Business-Casual Basilisk

January 13th, 2020

52:33

In which the future is not great at codenames; spot foil is cool as hell; Mountjoy is bafflingly business-themed; Bishop goes full Point Break; Jean …

281 – Memories

January 20th, 2020

59:07

In which Warpath and Colossus should start a support group; X-Force gets a new HQ; we make an unprecedently large number of musical-theater …

282 – The Tide Takes the Castle

January 27th, 2020

1:09:25

In which the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning should really be the setting of a stoner comedy; Garrabed Bashur’s brain is probably 90% porn by …

283 – Legion Quest Quest

February 3rd, 2020

1:02:45

In which Jay is writing a Cyclops one-shot; It is honestly truly almost Legion Quest; Mystique plays the long game; sometimes filler is a good thing; …

284 – Precious Baubles, feat. Chip Zdarsky

February 10th, 2020

58:23

In which we sit down with writer Chip Zdarsky to talk crossovers, continuity, metaphors, and X-Men/Fantastic Four!



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285 – Immediately if Not Sooner

February 16th, 2020

1:02:31

In which Goldballs is still a better name than Egg; we continue our progress towards Earth-295; Legion pulls a Stryfe; we’re still pretty shaky on …

286 – Family Before Continuity

February 24th, 2020

1:05:21

In which Sunspot is a bad enough dude to save the president; Black Air is nowhere near as fun as WHO; we reach the end of Fabian Nicieza’s X-Force run; Rictor and Shatterstar talk about feelings;...



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287 – Welcome to the Age of Apocalypse

March 9th, 2020

1:11:34

In which we enter the Age of Apocalypse!



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288 – Cape Citadel Remix

March 16th, 2020

1:00:37

In which Magneto is a drama llama in any universe (but a remarkably decent parent in at least one); the soap opera hits the Age of Apocalypse; Weapon X is a man made of red flags; Gambit has an OT3;...



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289 – Unsolved Mysteries

March 23rd, 2020

1:06:16

In which this episode is way more topical than it was when we recorded it; Apocalypse makes a terrible Statue of Liberty; there are no reliable narrators; Robbie Robertson and Carmen Sandiego are...



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X-TRA – Social Distance Special

March 30th, 2020

30:30

Normally, this would be a skip week and there wouldn’t be an episode – but things are pretty weird in the world right now. Let’s talk X-Men comfort …

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